Wanted: Swordsman for Hire
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Creator: Gentle Fracture Productions
Solo Fantasy Anthology Audio Book
Synopsis:
In a seat at the bar of The Wailing Griffon, a tavern in the slums of Ranara, an aging warrior talks as much as he drinks, and he drinks way too much. These are his tales...
Format: Audio Book
Continuity: Anthology
Writing: Scripted
Voices: Solo
Genres: Fantasy
Completion status: Not applicable
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Episodes:
Epilogue: The Job with the Songless Siren and the Leaky Galleon
Mon, 23 Dec 2024 06:00:00 -0800
The epic conclusion to the Siren's confrontation with Bram Thunderfist!
Will He Survive?!?!
Well, I mean, he is telling the story, so... yeah.
Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker
Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker
Cast:
Bram Thunderfist - Nathan Tucker
(Content Notes: Salty Language, Mentions of Sexy Fishy Pincushions, Alcohol Consumption, Unrealistic Analogies of Sex with Sounds, Lots of Thunder that Would Need A Flashing Warning If this Was a Video, Quite a Bit of Death from Drowning, Massive Ego, SQUELCHING Sounds from Tromping Through Mud, Bram's Email Address)
Contact Bram with Questions at bramthunderfist@gmail.com
(This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater )
The Job with the Songless Siren and the Leaky Galleon
Tue, 26 Nov 2024 17:00:00 -0800
The epic Bram Thunderfist reminisces on how magic is awful to everyone and everything, and has no redeeming value no matter how much a fellow swordsperson might like the stuff. It's terrible. Everyone should know that by now. After this story, everyone will agree.
Bad stuff.
Also, a big boat, and a siren.
Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker
Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker
Cast:
Bram Thunderfist - Nathan Tucker
Sally - Anne Dorko
Guest star Anne Dorko, whose fantasy inspired music can be found on annedorko.com
(Content Notes: Salty Language, Mentions of Sexy Fishy Pincushions, Alcohol Consumption, Unrealistic Analogies of Sex with Sounds, Lots of Thunder that Would Need A Flashing Warning If this Was a Video, Quite a Bit of Death from Drowning, Massive Ego, SQUELCHING Sounds from Tromping Through Mud, Bram's Email Address)
Contact Bram with Questions at bramthunderfist@gmail.com
(This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater )
Thu, 28 Mar 2024 17:00:00 -0700
The Epic Bram Thunderfist receives ANOTHER fan mail, and answers a question from Brian.
Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker
Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker
Voiced by Nathan Tucker
(Content Notes: Massive Ego, Salty Language, Highly Improbable Reminiscing, Fantasy Cliches)
Contact Bram with Questions at bramthunderfist@gmail.com
Find us @ www.gentlefracture.com
(This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater )
Epilogue: The Job with the Slugs, the Hourglass, and the Misplaced Nipple Ring
Wed, 14 Feb 2024 18:00:00 -0800
Once again, Bram Thunderfist Swordsman Extraordinaire is facing an impossible situation. Will he get out alive? Will he get paid? Will he garner the affections of Toni???
Find Out in the kinda-relaxed-but-still-Bram-being-Bram recounting of the Epic conclusion to The Job with the Slugs, the Hourglass, and the Misplaced Nipple Ring!!!
Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker
Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker
Voiced by Nathan Tucker
(Content Notes: Salty Language, Fantasy Violence, Gory Sound FX, Alcohol Use, Mentions of Slug Sex, Also Alcohol Consumption, Sounds of Alcohol Consumption, Bad Party Crashing, Massive Ego, A Thrilling Trailer for the Next Episode, Bram's Email Address)
Contact Bram with Questions at bramthunderfist@gmail.com
Find us @ www.gentlefracture.com
(This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater )
The Job with the Slugs, the Hourglass, and the Misplaced Nipple Ring
Sun, 04 Feb 2024 13:00:00 -0800
After deposing a king and making off with a ridiculous amount of gold, Bram is hired by a Gnomish Lord for a curious mission. Along the way, he discovers the eccentricities of Gnomish culture.
Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker
Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker
Cast
Bram Thunderfist - Nathan Tucker
Toni - Kathryn Tucker
Peval... Peven?.. Pev-something - Ashkon Stone
Gendle Locksprocket - Damien Halme
Guest Star Damien Halme who can be found on YouTube, Twitch, and www.damienhalme.com
(Content Notes: Partial Nudity, Brief Body Shaming, Salty Language, Slug Sex, Squishy Moist Sounds, Profound Arrogance, Disregard for the Cultural Norms of Others)
Contact Bram with Questions at bramthunderfist@gmail.com
Find us @ www.gentlefracture.com
(This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater )
Sat, 06 Jan 2024 12:00:00 -0800
The Epic Bram Thunderfist receives fan mail, and answers a question from Lady Breanna.
Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker
Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker
Voiced by Nathan Tucker
(Content Notes: Massive Ego, Salty Language, Fantasy Violence, Stories of Mass Death, Distasteful Magic Items)
Contact Bram with Questions at bramthunderfist@gmail.com
Find us @ www.gentlefracture.com
(This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater )
Epilogue: The Job with the Ridiculously Large Tree
Tue, 03 Oct 2023 20:00:00 -0700
Bram figures everyone has jumped out of an extremely tall tree at least once, but if you really want to hear how he got down, here it is.
Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker
Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker
Voiced by Nathan Tucker
(Content Notes: Extreme Athletic Prowess, Belching, Salty Language, Alcohol Use)
Contact Bram with Questions at bramthunderfist@gmail.com
Find us @ www.gentlefracture.com
(This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater )
(Content notes: Alcohol Use)
The Job with the Ridiculously Large Tree
Sat, 16 Sep 2023 12:00:00 -0700
Bram joins his old friend Katrinka on a journey up and around a very, very, very, large tree. It's dragon killing time, and only one as supremely amazing as Bram could hope to pull it off.
You know how it is.
Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker
Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker
Cast:
Bram Thunderfist - Nathan Tucker
Katrinka - Kathryn Tucker
Elvin Elder - Kathryn Tucker
Jittery Elf - Ashkon Stone
(Content Notes: Mildly Salty Language, Fantasy Violence, Sexual Innuendo, Alcohol Use )
Contact Bram with Questions at bramthunderfist@gmail.com
Find us @ www.gentlefracture.com
(This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater )
Epilogue: The Job with the Keep and the Lake of Lava
Fri, 27 Jan 2023 09:00:00 -0800
Apparently, some people don't understand how Bram could have extricated himself from the Keep of Somethingorother and Count Whatshisname. Well, Bram is about to tell you.
Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker
Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker
Voiced by Nathan Tucker
(Content Notes: Salty Language, Fantasy Violence, Belching, Alcohol Use )
Contact Bram with Questions at bramthunderfist@gmail.com
Find us @ www.gentlefracture.com
(This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater )
The Job with the Keep and the Lake of Lava
Sat, 14 Jan 2023 11:00:00 -0800
Bram Thunderfist tells of his tale to bring down... Count Whatshisname! In an epic adventure of blood, death, and alcohol, he tells of his epicness in the only epic manner he epically knows how.
You know how it is.
Story and Music Composition by Nathan Tucker
Produced by Ashkon Stone and Nathan Tucker
Voiced by Nathan Tucker
(Content Notes: Salty Language, Fantasy Violence, Gory Sound FX, Alcohol Use, Over-the-Top Epic Music)
Contact Bram with Questions at bramthunderfist@gmail.com
Find us @ www.gentlefracture.com
(This is where we put the hashtags, 'cause apparently someone somewhere figured this was a useful way to do "social media" stuff: #wsfh #podcast #audiotheater #storytime #action #comedy #fiction #fantasy #adventure #Bram #BramThunderfist #lotr #audiodrama #ableton #NI #komplete #dnd #originalmusic #iZotope #melodyne #earmovies #GentleFractureProductions #GFP #radiotheater )