Wanted: Swordsman for Hire
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Creator: Gentle Fracture Productions
Fantasy Single-voiced Anthology Audio Book
Synopsis:
In a seat at the bar of The Wailing Griffon, a tavern in the slums of Ranara, an aging warrior talks as much as he drinks, and he drinks way too much. These are his tales...
Format: Audio Book
Continuity: Anthology
Voices: Single
Genres: Fantasy
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Completion status: NA
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Episodes:
Thu, 28 Mar 2024 17:00:00 -0700
The Epic Bram Thunderfist receives ANOTHER fan mail, and answers a question from Brian.
(Content Notes: Massive Ego, Salty Language, Highly Improbable Reminiscing, Fantasy Cliches)
If you would like to ask Bram a question, contact him at bramthunderfist@gmail.com
The Job with the Slugs, the Hourglass, and the Misplaced Nipple Ring: Epilogue
Wed, 14 Feb 2024 18:00:00 -0800
Once again, Bram Thunderfist Swordsman Extraordinaire is facing an impossible situation. Will he get out alive? Will he get paid? Will he garner the affections of Toni???
Find Out in the kinda-relaxed-but-still-Bram-being-Bram recounting of the Epic conclusion to The Job with the Slugs, the Hourglass, and the Misplaced Nipple Ring!!!
(Content Notes: Salty Language, Mentions of Slug Sex, Alcohol Consumption, Sounds of Alcohol Consumption, Bad Party Crashing, Massive Ego, A Thrilling Trailer for the Next Episode, Bram's Email Address)
Contact Bram with Questions at bramthunderfist@gmail.com
The Job with the Slugs, the Hourglass, and the Misplaced Nipple Ring
Sun, 04 Feb 2024 13:00:00 -0800
After deposing a king and making off with a ridiculous amount of gold, Bram is hired by a Gnomish Lord for a curious mission. Along the way, he discovers the eccentricities of Gnomish culture.
(Content Notes: Partial Nudity, Brief Body Shaming, Salty Language, Slug Sex, Squishy Moist Sounds, Profound Arrogance, Disregard for the Cultural Norms of Others)
Sat, 06 Jan 2024 12:00:00 -0800
The Epic Bram Thunderfist receives fan mail, and answers a question from Lady Breanna.
(Content Notes: Massive Ego, Salty Language, Stories of Mass Death, Distasteful Magic Items)
If you would like to ask Bram a question, contact him at bramthunderfist@gmail.com
The Job with the Ridiculously Large Tree: Epilogue
Tue, 03 Oct 2023 20:00:00 -0700
Bram figures everyone has jumped out of an extremely tall tree at least once, but if you really want to hear how he got down, here it is.
(Content notes: Extreme Athletic Prowess, Belching, Alcohol Use)
The Job with the Ridiculously Large Tree
Sat, 16 Sep 2023 12:00:00 -0700
Bram joins his old friend Katrinka on a journey up and around a very, very, very, large tree. It's dragon killing time, and only one as supremely amazing as Bram could hope to pull it off.
You know how it is.
(Content notes: Fantasy Violence, Gory Sound FX, Sexual Innuendo, Mildly Salty Language, Alcohol Use)
The Job with the Keep and the Lake of Lava: Epilogue
Fri, 27 Jan 2023 09:00:00 -0800
Apparently, some people don't understand how Bram could have extricated himself from the Keep of Somethingorother and Count Whatshisname. Well, Bram is about to tell you.
(Content Notes: Fantasy Violence, Belching, Alcohol Use)
The Job with the Keep and the Lake of Lava
Sat, 14 Jan 2023 11:00:00 -0800
Bram Thunderfist tells of his tale to bring down... Count Whatshisname! In an epic adventure of blood, death, and alcohol, he tells of his epicness in the only epic manner he epically knows how.
You know how it is.
(Content Notes: Fantasy Violence, Gory Sound FX, Alcohol Use)