Foretold Fixion
47 episodes
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Creator: Dillon Foreman and Jason Fix
Full cast Comedy Serial Audio Drama
Synopsis:
We hear epic tales of realms filled with dragons, giants, wizards, dwarves, and gods. But have you ever wondered what it might be like to... just hang out with them? What if someone were to set up a few microphones and talk to these mythical beings and magical creatures? Let's find out.
Format: Audio Drama
Continuity: Serial
Writing: Scripted
Voices: Full cast
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy
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Episodes:
Mon, 25 Mar 2024 10:00:27 GMT
Well, folks... There isn't much to catch you up on since last episode. We're still on Rickman's ship, Archie is still in his training bay and we haven't heard anything from Arlo since we left Miami.
So, Jeff and I decided to have Volt turn on the mics so we can be somewhat productive..
Mon, 18 Mar 2024 10:01:04 GMT
After dealing with some nonsense at the airport (apparently, axes are frowned upon on public flights), we finally made it to Miami. Arlo has been especially secretive about this one, and oddly uptight.
I guess we'll see what this murder mystery has in store for us next...
Mon, 04 Mar 2024 11:00:32 GMT
Our next investigation brings us to the windy city, where another fable bar has become the backdrop to a truly horrifying scene.
More horrifying than today's guest... But not by much...
Mon, 26 Feb 2024 11:00:57 GMT
New York City... The big city where the shadows keep secrets. Secrets that people like today's guest have to deal with every day.
And he's got one hell of a secret to share with us...
Mon, 19 Feb 2024 11:00:16 GMT
So, that was an interesting start to our return to Earth... Now it's time to meet this mysterious friend of Arlo's so we can get our weapons enchanted.
But as ALL thing go with Arlo, this guest comes as a bit of a surprise...
Mon, 12 Feb 2024 11:00:37 GMT
After some MUCH needed sleep to recover from 2 SOLID months of partying...
We're sitting down with Rickman to lay out the plans for how we're going to take down Reginald.
Mon, 05 Feb 2024 11:00:33 GMT
Z'mebleon is destroyed... The few remaining Z'mebleans, Z'mebliites and Z'meblovs are with us on Rickman's ship...
And Rickman is having a really hard time with it all...
Mon, 29 Jan 2024 11:00:35 GMT
Our space adventure has officially begun. Our first stop... The planet Z'mebleon in the Trappist star system, home world of our Z'meblov friend, Rickman.
And apparently, Jason and Osiris are going to be there...?
Mon, 22 Jan 2024 11:01:03 GMT
Welcome back to another chapter of Foretold Fixion! We have A LOT going on right now between Jason going missing and teaming up with Rickman to chase down Reginald, who's running around with Volt's star destroying hammer.
But before all of that, we want to sit down with our old friend Arlo and just ask some questions...
Mon, 15 Jan 2024 11:00:47 GMT
Video version of this episode available at:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq982tuJj9o
WHAT'S UP EVERYBODY!!! We just wrapped up The God Saga and we're ready to jump right back in to start bringing you the newest chapter of Foretold Fixion!
But first, we just wanted to take a few minutes to hang out and enjoy the fact that Foretold Fixion turns 1 this month! We've learned a lot, worked our asses off and watched the number of you guys tuning in absolutely skyrocket and we can't possibly thank you enough for that!
We've said this before but we have to... no, GET to say it again. Thank you so much to the guys at KYX Files for your help and support.
And thank you to The Millennials Suck! Podcast for teaming up with us. Links to both shows below!
Happy New Year to you all and we look forward to bringing you SO much more Foretold Fixion!
-Love Jason, Dillon, Jeff, Archie, Clyde, Voltreus, Buck, Ethriel, Arlo, Loki, Jormi, CHUB, Fergus, Rickman, Duke, Barbas, Mr. Bones and all the rest of us here!
See you in space!!
KYX Files:
https://open.spotify.com/show/0P8GUwQTAQjEOXQskcDgq5?si=1085e25e6a2b4961
Millennials Suck! Podcast:
https://open.spotify.com/show/3L1yiTu9gvPBSrAvvAhwtU?si=1156392f8d5442a2
Mon, 18 Dec 2023 10:02:22 GMT
We're back with the final round of the Asgardian Poker Game! It's down to the last players and SOMEONE... is about to become the new Allfather of the Realms.!
Mon, 11 Dec 2023 11:00:23 GMT
Here wo go everyone! The plan has been laid out and we're ready to get this Asgardian Poker game started!
But first, we need our new aliases...
Mon, 04 Dec 2023 11:00:24 GMT
It's been a long ride but we're finally pulling up... well, floating up... to Asgard! Jeff, Jason and I are starting to document everything in the lead up to the big tournament.
In the meantime, we have to go meet someone...
Mon, 27 Nov 2023 07:45:46 GMT
We've got another mobile episode for you folks! We're on our way to Asgard, thanks to Barbas, and along the way, Arlo has a very interesting guest to introduce us to.
Check out today's sponsor:
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Mon, 20 Nov 2023 07:18:01 GMT
Ok, listen everybody... We're just as aware as you are that this chapter has been absolutely pointless. We don't feel any closer to being ready for this poker game, we don't know what the plan is when we DO get to the game AND we've spent more time on drugs and alcohol than not so... We decided to have a little break to hang out with the fables and do some drugs and alcohol.
Mon, 13 Nov 2023 11:23:12 GMT
After we got our asses handed to us by Grub Grub and got the rest of the party energy out of us, we wanted to sit down and simply do an interview with Loki. There's so much to be learned from a god, right?
Mon, 30 Oct 2023 10:00:46 GMT
Luckily, Volt's apartment wasn't one of the ones trashed by Jormi on his rampage so we still have a home base for the cast. But in this episode, we're heading to a new home base of sorts, in a place we are DEFINITELY not supposed to be...
Mon, 23 Oct 2023 10:00:37 GMT
Welp... Archie's Iron was a giant pile of failure... and legal fees. So, that's great! But on the brighter side, we're back to a semi-normal episode this week with a new guest! And in a bit of a surprise pre-twist, this is Jason's guest...
26. Archie's Iron with Foretold Fixion
Mon, 16 Oct 2023 10:00:39 GMT
I think we can all agree... Thor and Odin? Awful. Complete d-bags. They deserve a very thorough ass-kicking.
So, we're hitting the gym with Archie on his new channel to get Voltreus some serious godly gains!
Mon, 09 Oct 2023 10:01:21 GMT
What's up everybody. As much as I hate to post this episode, our job is to talk to the fables, regardless of how douchey they might be. So, while Jeff might have had good intentions booking this episode, today's guests didn't exactly leave a great impression. But they did leave plenty of ale, so...
Mon, 02 Oct 2023 04:00:14 GMT
Ladies, Gentlemen. Everything in between... WE'RE BACK! And holy s**t, what a situation we've come back with!We're talking to Voltreus to figure out exactly what kind of help he needs from us. And reuniting with a few old friends...
Foretold Fixion on the Millennials Suck! Podcast
Mon, 21 Aug 2023 10:00:42 GMT
We stopped by the old studio in Ohio to record an episode before we head out to capture chapter 3, when a good friend of ours decided to pay us a surprise visit...
(Behind the scenes footage available here: https://youtu.be/LPFdy-MI1Jc )
Mon, 12 Jun 2023 10:00:45 GMT
Well, ladies and gentlemen... we did it. The Black Wand is dispersed, Arlo's brother, Birsha, is being "held" in Ethriel's lair and after a couple weeks of travelling and meeting fans, we've finally made our way back home to the compound. So, we're just turning on the mics and getting back to some good, old fashioned hanging out here on Foretold Fixion. But then, we got a call...
Mon, 22 May 2023 10:01:27 GMT
After a grueling and violent battle to get into Black Wand's headquarters, we are about to face off against our biggest enemies.Time to end this...
Mon, 15 May 2023 10:01:24 GMT
Jeff and I are here to bring you along with us on the front lines of the assault on The Black Wand. Let's do this...
Mon, 08 May 2023 10:01:44 GMT
The time has come everyone... Arlo has gathered the resistance, and with the help of Rickman and Barbas, we're all assembled at Clyde's warehouse in Sulphur Springs to plan our final assault on the evil wizard. We've trained hard and drank harder. This week, we feast with our friends and comrades.And soon... we fight.
Mon, 01 May 2023 10:01:58 GMT
Once again, it's mission time! But this one is A LOT more laid back. We're just riding shotgun with Rickman to go make a quick pick-up.But Arlo says the guy we're picking up is going to be super important to know. Like, he REALLY stressed how important this guy is...
Mon, 24 Apr 2023 10:01:09 GMT
A little while after Barbas took off on his latest adventure, we sat around the fire on what seemed like an oddly eerie night to talk the our next guest.Be sure to check out his latest music below...Mr. Bones on Youtube:https://www.youtube.com/@dennismayes612Special thanks to the guys at the KY X Files Podcast for their help on the past couple episodes!
Mon, 17 Apr 2023 10:00:32 GMT
The new recruits to La Resistance just keep getting more and more odd... but awesome! Now that we've added Rickman to the group, we have all kinds of awesome new tech and weapons to play with! But in this episode, we get to go back in history to the times of swashbuckling on the high seas with the Admiral of the Resistance fleet! And Arlo promises that this guest is special, not just because of his role, but he has a connection to our beloved cohost, Archie...
Mon, 10 Apr 2023 10:00:23 GMT
IT'S MISSION TIME! We're heading out on our first mission to hopefully pick up a new recruit to La Resistance! Arlo didn't give us many details but Bambam is air dropping us into the desert somewhere to meet someone very... VERY special.
Mon, 03 Apr 2023 10:02:13 GMT
During our training, some kind of nasty virus rolled through the compound and had us all VERY messed up. Luckily, Arlo had a connection to a badass doctor to come help us out...
Mon, 27 Mar 2023 10:00:35 GMT
Train, party, plan, repeat... It's been an intense few weeks while Arlo continues to build up the La Resistance forces. We have a lot of great guests lined up and missions to go on, starting with today's surprise guest!
And from what Arlo tells us, he's someone we're already very familiar with...
Mon, 20 Mar 2023 10:00:44 GMT
LADIES! AND! GENTLEMEN! We have SO much to unpack on today's episode! We're putting together La Résistance with Arlo and meeting more of our fable family, like our guest this week!
And we get a VERY special surprise from Arlo and Fergus!
Well... a couple surprises....
Mon, 06 Mar 2023 11:00:21 GMT
Well, it was one HELL of a week for us ladies and gentlemen. But, thanks to Arlo, Fergus and today's guest, we're still here to bring you the TRUTH here on Foretold Fixion!
Things are going to be a little different from here on out. We'll explain in the episode.
We want to take this moment to bow our heads in honor of our friend, Igor. He stood his ground and fought for his beliefs, and us, like a true warrior. He was taken from us all too soon.
Vive la Résistance!
Mon, 27 Feb 2023 11:00:30 GMT
VIVA LA RéSISTANCE!
... Also, we met a Bigfoot.
Mon, 13 Feb 2023 11:00:25 GMT
It's pretty safe to say that none of us are quite the same after our experience of magically-induced, psychedelic madness with Arlo. After we paid the coffee house check, we made our way to Chechnya, Russia, where we were escorted to one hell of a compound. We were introduced to our next guest and the strongest vodka any of us have ever tasted...
Mon, 06 Feb 2023 11:00:18 GMT
Soon after getting back to Ohio, Jeff met up with one of his many connections for a casual drink. As it turns out, Jeff's old friend wasn't just in town to catch up.
And with that, we found ourselves going back across the Atlantic to Amsterdam! Someone there is very eager to talk to us... And they want us to stick around for a little while.
While you're here, be sure to stop by and check out our good friends in the KYX Files podcast! Link to their Spotify page below!
KYX Spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/show/0P8GUwQTAQjEOXQskcDgq5?si=M0jJDEmeQpSHflN6ihxHUA
Mon, 30 Jan 2023 11:00:14 GMT
It's always such a good feeling to finally stretch the legs and thank the gods that you made it in one piece after a long road trip.
We made it down to Clyde's place to check out this surprise he has in store and we mean it when we say we were not ready. In any way...
Mon, 23 Jan 2023 11:00:13 GMT
I think we can all agree, after the last episode... this project now seems a little dangerous. BUT we're keeping this thing going!
Jeff received a call from Big Clyde and he mentioned that he has a surprise for us. Plus, who would pass up a chance to hang out with Clyde? So we managed to arrange a ride down to Sulphur Springs with a guest who we didn't expect Jeff's connections to recommend...
Mon, 16 Jan 2023 11:00:22 GMT
After all of the excitement of New York was over, we headed back to Ohio but we didn't manage to stay very long. Jeff told us he found another great guest but that he needed to keep the details between us and arrange some transportation...
And we thought driving across the country was a long trip.
Mon, 09 Jan 2023 11:01:06 GMT
Texas was cool! And Big Clyde, such a good guy!
After we packed up to head back to Ohio, Jeff received an email from a friend of his who works in publishing. Turns out there is a voice actor living in New York who we would DEFINITELY be interested in talking to.
Mon, 02 Jan 2023 11:00:36 GMT
Alright, we have our official host lineup, so we started trying to track down more of these beings out there. As it turns out, Jeff has made A LOT of connections throughout his career so he has plenty of high profile and shady characters to turn to for information and hook-ups! Got to love that, right?
The first guy we managed to get ahold of was a long haul from Ohio to get to BUT... its becomes pretty obvious why that's the case.
Mon, 02 Jan 2023 11:00:36 GMT
After meeting Reginald and Osiris, Jason and I wondered if there might be more of these wild, otherworldly people out there. Because if there are, we absolutely NEED to go talk to them! I did a bit of research and made a few calls but it turns out... not many people out there have direct experience with mythical beings. Who'd have thought?
But I did get some interesting information from an old friend of mine. So I thought I'd bring him and his friend onto the cast to join me in going to talk to these people and creatures since they have a bit of... experience.
Mon, 02 Jan 2023 11:00:36 GMT
What's up everybody! My name is Dillon and just to let you know exactly what's going on here, I've recently been made aware of some very interesting... characters, we'll say. And being an audio engineer, I thought, "well, anyone worth talking to is worth talking to on a microphone, right?" So, that's what I did! I set up the studio, called up my friend Jason, and we hit record. This is my first conversation with a couple of people that I'm not quite sure how to introduce so I'll just let them do the talking.
Mon, 13 Mar 2023 10:01:31 GMT
What's up everybody! We wanted to sit down, introduce ourselves and give you a little insight into the madness behind Foretold Fixion! We appreciate you checking us out and hope you'll stick around with us for a good, long time!
Find the video version of this episode at https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC7kSgB_6DxM4n_uT6vOR5pg
Also, we need an animator! If you or anyone you know is interested in animation and into the show, reach out to us anytime at foretoldfixion@gmail.com