Welcome to The Warranty

Elven Procession from Tabletop Audio

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Mansion Night from Tabletop Audio

Steampunk Station from Tabletop Audio

Underground Lake from Tabletop Audio

Rope Bridge from Tabletop Audio

Ice Cavern from Tabletop Audio

Space Battle from Tabletop Audio

Witch Mountain from Tabletop Audio

The Sisterhood Mountain from Tabletop Audio

S4E29 Ivory Horizon - Ouraboros Pt. 2

Mon, 18 Nov 2024 09:00:00 +0000

The crew has arrived at Ouraboros, and they started putting some pieces together!

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne" Balboa, seasoned adventurer

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Hearth Inn from Tabletop Audio

The Undercroft from Tabletop Audio

Ghosts of Appalachia from Tabletop Audio

Fishing Village from Tabletop Audio

Romantic Autumn by myshoun from Pixabay

Sci-Fi Ambient Music by Yevhenii Kovalenko from Pixabay

Dark Mysterious Voices (Cinematic, Soundtrack) by Ashot Danielyan from Pixabay

S4E28 Ivory Horizon - Ouraboros Pt. 1

Mon, 11 Nov 2024 09:03:00 +0000

Back at Guildhome after the Thorn ball, Adrian and Wilhelmina awkwardly plan their wedding while Merric deals with the guilt of breaking Rhys's lute. Purk surprises everyone with special gifts, and Sid uncovers clues to ancient mysteries.

And Rhys?

Well, he keeps passing out.

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne" Balboa, seasoned adventurer

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

Western Watchtower from Tabletop Audio

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Lorekeeper Grove from Tabletop Audio

Elven Procession from Tabletop Audio

Invisible Mountain from Tabletop Audio

Rolling Emporium from Tabletop Audio

Halfling Lodge from Tabletop Audio

Hearth Inn from Tabletop Audio

Fishing Village from Tabletop Audio

Romantic Autumn by myshoun from Pixabay

S4E27 Ivory Horizon - Thorn Manor Pt. 4

Mon, 04 Nov 2024 09:30:00 +0000

The assassin struck, the betrothed said yes, and the fat lady sang! One of the most twisty-turvy episodes of Ivory Horizon yet.

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne" Balboa, seasoned adventurer

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Rope Bridge from Tabletop Audio

Starforged Vault from Tabletop Audio

Submerged from Tabletop Audio

Docking Bay from Tabletop Audio

Ghosts of Appalachia from Tabletop Audio

Battle Requiem from Tabletop Audio

Ice Cavern from Tabletop Audio

Ice Dragon from Tabletop Audio

Native American Flute by Alexey Ivanov from Pixabay

Along The Wayside - Medieval Folk Music by Paul Winter from Pixabay

S4E26 Ivory Horizon - Thorn Manor Pt. 3

Mon, 21 Oct 2024 08:30:00 +0000

The Debutant Ball has arrived! Armed (sorry, Adrian) with what knowledge they could glean, the crew heads to the ball to see if they can root out the assassin before any harm can come to a member of the Thorn family.

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne" Balboa, seasoned adventurer

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

The Sisterhood from Tabletop Audio

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Medieval Market from Tabletop Audio

Mood Waltz by Oleksii Kalyna from Pixabay

Orchestra Waltz by Anastasia Kir from Pixabay

Along The Wayside - Medieval folk Music by Paul Winter from Pixabay

Tango - La Cumparsita - Rodríguez - Arranged for Strings by Gregor Quendel from Pixabay

S4E25 Ivory Horizon - Thorn Manor Pt. 2

Mon, 14 Oct 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Proper preparation is crucial for a successful debutant ball. As the crew gears up for an impending assassination attempt, Adrian grapples with the challenge of behaving appropriately at the grand event.

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne" Balboa, seasoned adventurer

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Akhet, the Inundation of the Nile - Egyptian Double Reed Flute Music by Nate Loper from Pixabay

Magical Flora from Tabletop Audio

Myconid Colony from Tabletop Audio

Court of the Count from Tabletop Audio

S4E24 Ivory Horizon - Thorn Manor Pt. 1

Mon, 07 Oct 2024 08:30:00 +0000

As the crew discusses the aftermath of the battle, a new call to action is received.

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne" Balboa, seasoned adventurer

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Frontier Town from Tabletop Audio

Starforged Vault from Tabletop Audio

Along The Wayside - Medieval folk Music by Paul Winter from Pixabay

Fatigue Moody Ambient Cello by Dream-Protocol from Pixabay

The Gathering Dark by northwestempire

S4E23 Ivory Horizon - New Moon Celebration Pt. 4

Mon, 23 Sep 2024 08:30:00 +0000

The end of an era arrives. With two tribes fighting for their livelihood, everything is on the line. One way or another, the fight ends here.

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne" Balboa, seasoned adventurer

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Akhet, the Inundation of the Nile - Egyptian Double Reed Flute Music by Nate Loper from Pixabay

Field of Heroes from Tabletop Audio

S4E22 Ivory Horizon - New Moon Celebration Pt. 3

Mon, 16 Sep 2024 08:50:00 +0000

The Adventurers are back in the Storm of Arashi, but this time it isn't for fun. While Merric, Syd, and Purk enter the storm for a second time, Adrian and Rhys start strategizing for the arrival of a foe. Listen in as we learn more about the New Moon Celebration and how the team can handle multiple problems simultaneously.

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne" Balboa, seasoned adventurer

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Field of Heroes from Tabletop Audio

Dragon Rider from Tabletop Audio

S4E21 Ivory Horizon - New Moon Celebration Pt. 2

Mon, 09 Sep 2024 07:25:00 +0000

As the adventurers set foot in the Eastern Plains, they are greeted by the sight of two camps. On one side, a lively party is in full swing, while on the other, a distant storm provides a dramatic backdrop. The new moon heralds a celebration in this exciting new chapter in Ivory Horizon.

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne" Balboa, seasoned adventurer

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Ice Cavern from Tabletop Audio

Tavern Music from Tabletop Audio

Submerged from Tabletop Audio

Ghosts of Appalacia from Tabletop Audio

Spa Asian Space Travel China Meditation Zen by Dubush Miaw from Pixabay

Sad, melancolic, oriental melody by Enmei from Pixabay

Endless Love by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Along The Wayside - Medieval folk Music by Paul Winter from Pixabay

S4E20 Ivory Horizon - New Moon Celebration Pt. 1

Mon, 02 Sep 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne" Balboa, seasoned adventurer

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Starforged-space from Tabletop Audio

Halfling Lodge from Tabletop Audio

Ice Cavern from Tabletop Audio

Western Watchtower from Tabletop Audio

S4E19 Ivory Horizon - Here, Duck!

Mon, 19 Aug 2024 08:00:00 +0000

After regrouping, Ivory Horizon prepares for their journey East. A special visitor comes to the barge, a library is visited, and an old friend is introduced.

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne" Balboa, seasoned adventurer

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

S4E18 Ivory Horizon - Reunited

Mon, 12 Aug 2024 09:02:00 +0000

After a captivating interview detailing the rich history of Ivory Horizon and the adventurers' exploits over the last two months, the group is finally reunited! What exciting new challenges lie ahead for Ivory Horizon? Will they face the daunting Horned Helm, or embark on a series of smaller, thrilling adventures? Find out in Episode 18, where the group comes together once more to chart their next epic journey!

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne" Balboa, seasoned adventurer

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

S4E17 Ivory Horizon - A Retrospective

Mon, 05 Aug 2024 10:00:00 +0000

In a special episode, the Ivory Horizon crew is interviewed for the new show "Guaranteed Adventures". Discover the fascinating history of Ivory Horizon and gain insight into how each crew member joined. Plus, get an update on the crew's endeavors since the conclusion of the Grand Ole Adventure Tournament.

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as Philoctetes Grung

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne" Balboa, seasoned adventurer

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

[OneShot] Pines of Mystery - Part 3

Mon, 22 Jul 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Join the Cabin Bros as they uncover the thrilling mystery of Camp Pinecone and zap some tentacles in the exciting conclusion of this summer one-shot! Get all your questions answered in this final episode!

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Pines of Mystery uses the "Campers and Counselors" One Page RPG. You can find it here!

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Cast

Tim Gallegos as the GM

Nathan Kuipers as Benjamin "Benny" Moses, an over-eccentric lover of the superhero "Wonderous Guy"

Zach Lee as Milo, a young elf kid who spends more time drawing than interacting with other kids

Seth Kleinwort as Chris "Crisco" Rivera, a walking snack ad determined to revolutionize the camp snack situation

Kyle Bateman as Chad Bennet, the camp counselor stuck with teaching maturity and keeping his cabin campers alive

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

[OneShot] Pines of Mystery - Part 2

Mon, 15 Jul 2024 08:00:00 +0000

In the second episode of Pines of Mystery, Crisco goes swimming, Chad doesn't flirt, Milo tries to go home, and Benny reads a sundial. What does this mean? Listen and find out!

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Pines of Mystery uses the "Campers and Counselors" One Page RPG. You can find it here!

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Cast

Tim Gallegos as the GM

Nathan Kuipers as Benjamin "Benny" Moses, an over-eccentric lover of the superhero "Wonderous Guy"

Zach Lee as Milo, a young elf kid who spends more time drawing than interacting with other kids

Seth Kleinwort as Chris "Crisco" Rivera, a walking snack ad determined to revolutionize the camp snack situation

Kyle Bateman as Chad Bennet, the camp counselor stuck with teaching maturity and keeping his cabin campers alive

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

[OneShot] Pines of Mystery - Part 1

Mon, 08 Jul 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Get ready for an unforgettable week of summer at Camp Pinecone! Explore the mystery behind the perpetually sweaty camp staff, the chef with an extra arm, and the enchanting purple-glowing grass. Don't forget to pack your snacks because we've devoured everything in sight. Get ready for a summer adventure like no other!

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Pines of Mystery uses the "Campers and Counselors" One Page RPG. You can find it here!

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Cast

Tim Gallegos as the GM

Nathan Kuipers as Benjamin "Benny" Moses, an over-eccentric lover of the superhero "Wonderous Guy"

Zach Lee as Milo, a young elf kid who spends more time drawing than interacting with other kids

Seth Kleinwort as Chris "Crisco" Rivera, a walking snack ad determined to revolutionize the camp snack situation

Kyle Bateman as Chad Bennet, the camp counselor stuck with teaching maturity and keeping his cabin campers alive

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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[OneShot] Dude, Where's My Sword? - Pt. 3

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 08:00:00 +0000

The thrilling conclusion of the 'Dude, Where's My Sword?' one-shot adventure! Join the trio as they confront the evil wizard and recover the final stolen weapon. Can they survive the treacherous traps and emerge victorious? Discover the exciting climax of this adventure!

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DUDE, Where's My Sword? uses Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) 5th Edition by Wizards of the Coast.

The adventure was primarily inspired by “The White Plume Mountain” in Tales from the Yawning Portal.

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Cast

Nathan Kuipers as the GM / DM (Game Master / Dungeon Master)

David Harvey as Chad Numore, Human "Oath of Redemption" Paladin

Kyle Bateman as Thane Archibald "Geeksmasher" Nerdlord, Human Barbarian / Champion Fighter

Seth Kleinwort as "Mac," Warforged Aberrant Mind Sorcerer

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Chamber Strings - Music by Mikhail Smusev from Pixabay

Funny background music for vlog video 1 minute. Fun wedding day - Music by Maksym Dudchyk from Pixabay

Quirky Whimsical Play - Music by Dvir Silver from Pixabay

Epic Strings (15sec) - Music by NotProd from Pixabay

Space Battle from Tabletop Audio

Underground Lake from Tabletop Audio

Funny accompanying background music for video vlogs. One day baby - Music by Maksym Dudchyk from Pixabay

Background music for mysterious video vlog. Shadow behind - Music by Maksym Dudchyk from Pixabay

[OneShot] Dude, Where's My Sword? - Pt. 2

Mon, 17 Jun 2024 07:55:00 +0000

The diverse trio embarks on a search for lost weaponry in their latest escapade, leading to a series of comical "Dude?" and "Huh?" moments. Join them in the newest episode of Dude, Where's My Sword?

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DUDE, Where's My Sword? uses Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) 5th Edition by Wizards of the Coast.

The adventure was primarily inspired by “The White Plume Mountain” in Tales from the Yawning Portal.

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Cast

Nathan Kuipers as the GM / DM (Game Master / Dungeon Master)

David Harvey as Chad Numore, Human "Oath of Redemption" Paladin

Kyle Bateman as Thane Archibald "Geeksmasher" Nerdlord, Human Barbarian / Champion Fighter

Seth Kleinwort as "Mac," Warforged Aberrant Mind Sorcerer

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

Drowned Sailors from Tabletop Audio

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Credits

Chamber Strings - Music by Mikhail Smusev from Pixabay

Heroic Trailer - Music by ArctSound from Pixabay

Funny background music for vlog video 1 minute. Fun wedding day - Music by Maksym Dudchyk from Pixabay

Dueling Combat - Tim Gallegos

Quirky Whimsical Play - Music by Dvir Silver from Pixabay

Epic Strings (15sec) - Music by NotProd from Pixabay

Solemn Vow from Tabletop Audio

Myconid Colony from Tabletop Audio

[OneShot] Dude, Where's My Sword? - Pt. 1

Mon, 10 Jun 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Join Nathan, Kyle, Seth K, and guest David Harvey on a thrilling OneShot quest through Littlefoot's secrets and the mysterious Mount Desmuth. Delve into dangerous puzzles, hidden paths, and encounters with magical beings like the Sphinx. Follow their quest to retrieve lost weapons and defeat an evil wizard in Part 1 of an exciting journey packed with humor, action, and heroic moments!

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DUDE, Where's My Sword? uses Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) 5th Edition by Wizards of the Coast.

The adventure was primarily drawn from “The White Plume Mountain” from the book “Tales from the Yawning Portal.”

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Cast

Nathan Kuipers as the GM / DM (Game Master / Dungeon Master)

David Harvey as Chad Numore, Human "Oath of Redemption" Paladin

Kyle Bateman as Thane Archibald "Geeksmasher" Nerdlord, Human Barbarian / Champion Fighter

Seth Kleinwort as "Mac," Warforged Aberrant Mind Sorcerer

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

Secret Garden from Tabletop Audio

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Credits

Chamber Strings - Music by Mikhail Smusev from Pixabay

Carefully Does It - Music by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

Funny background music for vlog video 1 minute. Fun wedding day - Music by Maksym Dudchyk from Pixabay

Heroic Trailer - Music by ArctSound from Pixabay

Quirky Whimsical Play - Music by Dvir Silver from Pixabay

Rolling Emporium from Tabletop Audio

Long Rest from Tabletop Audio

Myconid Colony from Tabletop Audio

S4E16 Ivory Horizon - MidSeason Finale

Mon, 27 May 2024 08:00:00 +0000

The Tusks face off against Golden Clover for the championship of the Grand Ole Adventure Tournament. Adventure's on the Horizon!

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne", seasoned adventurer

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Lorekeeper’s Grove from Tabletop Audio

Startforged Planetside from Tabletop Audio

Field of Heroes from Tabletop Audio

Startforged Fray from Tabletop Audio

River Town from Tabletop Audio

Traveler’s Resolve - Tim Gallegos

Dungeon Survivor - Tim Gallegos

Honor and Sword - Music by Zakhar Valaha from Pixabay

Dark Ambient Atmosphère 2 - Music by Daniel Hourtoulle from Pixabay

S4E15 Ivory Horizon - Adventure Tournament Pt. 6

Mon, 20 May 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Day 3 of the Grand Ole Adventure Tournament is here! The Tusks face what may be their greatest challenges so far in Island Hopper, Longshot, and combat against Golden Clover. With Purk's axe on the line, who will come out on top?

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne", seasoned adventurer

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

The Sea is Calling - Music by Musictown from Pixabay

Echo of Antiquity - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Along the Wayside - Music by Paul Winter from Pixabay

Starforged-Fray from Tabletop Audio

S4E14 Ivory Horizon - Adventure Tournament Pt. 5

Mon, 13 May 2024 08:00:00 +0000

After a difficult Day 2, the Tusks all set out to pursue their own goals on the day off. Can Rhys and Merric learn anything useful? Will Adrian discover the leader of the Horned Helm? Will everyone get a date to the ball? Find out in this episode of Ivory Horizon.

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne", seasoned adventurer

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

The Sea is Calling - Music by Musictown from Pixabay

Echo of Antiquity - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Along the Wayside - Music by Paul Winter from Pixabay

Starforged-Fray from Tabletop Audio

S4E13 Ivory Horizon - Adventure Tournament Pt. 4

Mon, 06 May 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Day Two of the Grand Ole Adventure Tournament is here! Purk and Adrian take on Monster Hunter, Syd and Merric face off against Blue Phoenix, and Rhys performs for the talent show. Will the Tusks be able to keep their day one lead, or have they only managed to put a target on their backs?

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne", seasoned adventurer

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

The Sea is Calling - Music by Musictown from Pixabay

Irish Tavern - Music by Artem Hramushkin from Pixabay

Lorekeeper Grove from Tabletop Audio

Underground Lake from Tabletop Audio

Echo of Antiquity - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Epic Hollywood Trailer - Music by Zakhar Valaha from Pixabay

Dueling Combat by Tim Gallegos

Dungeon Survivor by Tim Gallegos

S4E12 Ivory Horizon - Adventure Tournament Pt. 3

Mon, 22 Apr 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Day One of the Adventure Tournament comes to a close as Purk and Adrian square off against Crimson Fang, and Syd goes Into the Dungeon. Adrian reveals his ulterior motive for being in Guildholm, and the Tusks get a new purpose in the Tournament.

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne", seasoned adventurer

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

The Sea is Calling - Music by Musictown from Pixabay

Irish Tavern - Music by Artem Hramushkin from Pixabay

Lorekeeper Grove from Tabletop Audio

Underground Lake from Tabletop Audio

Echo of Antiquity - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Epic Hollywood Trailer - Music by Zakhar Valaha from Pixabay

Dueling Combat by Tim Gallegos

Dungeon Survivor by Tim Gallegos

S4E11 Ivory Horizon - Adventure Tournament Pt. 2

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 08:00:00 +0000

The Grand Ole Adventure Tournament begins! Will the Tusks come out strong on Day 1, or fall behind? Merrick and Rhys take on the first event: Hide and Seek.

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne", seasoned adventurer

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Short Action - Music by John Yasut from Pixabay

Witch Mountain from Tabletop Audio

Echo of Antiquity - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Epic Hollywood Trailer - Music by Zakhar Valaha from Pixabay

S4E10 Ivory Horizon - Adventure Tournament Pt. 1

Mon, 08 Apr 2024 08:00:00 +0000

While still reeling from their discoveries in the eye of the storm, the Tusks encounter a new familiar face with an invitation they can't refuse. Join us as Ivory Horizon sets out for Guildholm!

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

Seth Kleinwort as Adrian "The Tuskborne", seasoned adventurer

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

River Town from Tabletop Audio

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Ghosts of Appalachia from Tabletop Audio

Starforged Sojourn from Tabletop Audio

Night Jazz- Music by Yevhen Onoychenko from Pixabay

S4E9 Ivory Horizon - Eye of the Storm Pt. 3

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Syd, Purk, and Merric push towards the eye of the storm with help from an unexpected ally. Merric speaks with the storm, but will he leave with answers or just more questions? The Tusks face their destiny in this conclusion to the Eye of the Storm.

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

The Traveller’s Resolve - Tim Gallegos

A Stormy Intro - Tim Gallegos

The Voice of the Storm - Tim Gallegos

Harmony’s Antithesis - Tim Gallegos

S4E8 Ivory Horizon - Eye of the Storm Pt. 2

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Purk faces the champion of the Arashi in single combat while Syd and Merric both search for answers. Will their resolve be enough to finish this impossible job?

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Additional music written by Tim Gallegos

S4E7 Ivory Horizon - Eye of the Storm Pt. 1

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 08:00:00 +0000

After waking from an impactful dream, Rhys learns that the Crimson Fang is demanding compensation for his theft in the form of an impossible job. The Tusks head to the Eastern plains to move the unmovable, and quickly realize that not everything is as it seems.

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

Long Rest from Tabletop Audio

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Invisible Mountain from Tabletop Audio

River Town from Tabletop Audio

Cinematic Time Lapse - Music by Aleksey Chistilin from Pixabay

October Mood - Music by Marko Topa from Pixabay

Spirit of the Road - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

A Young One's Calling - Tim Gallegos

The Mysterious Spy - Tim Gallegos

The Traveller’s Resolve - Tim Gallegos

Additional music written by Tim Gallegos

S4E6 Ivory Horizon - The Artifact and its Guardian

Mon, 04 Mar 2024 09:00:00 +0000

Submerged in water, the Tusks struggle to retrieve the Artifact from a powerful guardian. Will they be able to get what they came for and make it out before an island crashes into the dungeon?

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

submerged from Tabletop Audio

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Drowned Sailors from Tabletop Audio

Dark Ambient Atmosphère 2 - Music by Daniel Hourtoulle from Pixabay

Honor and Sword (Main) - Music by Zakhar Valaha from Pixabay

Mutamento - Mirko Boroni -Music by mirkoboroni from Pixabay

Endless Love - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

The Britons - Music by kmacleod from Pixabay

The Sea is Calling - Music by Musictown from Pixabay

Additional music written by Tim Gallegos

S4E5 Ivory Horizon - Into the Depths

Mon, 19 Feb 2024 09:00:00 +0000

The Tusks head into the dungeon and must use their wits and might to work their way through its watery trials. What dangers lurk in its depths?

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

---

Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Additional music written by Tim Gallegos

S4E4 Ivory Horizon - Training Day

Mon, 12 Feb 2024 09:00:00 +0000

After dealing with the bandits and welcoming Remi to the Guild, things settle into a routine, until Purk returns from his job. Master Kuma insists on training the Tusks before they go out on the next job.

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

---

Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Informa - Irish Tavern - Music by Artem Hramushkin from Pixabay

Additional music written by Tim Gallegos

S4E3 Ivory Horizon - Legitimate Bandits

Mon, 05 Feb 2024 09:00:00 +0000

With Merric and Sid captured, Rhys must find his own way into the bandit camp, where he quickly encounters their leader. Will the Ivory Horizon return Remi home? Will the bandits go legit? How do you catch an owlbear? Find out in this episode of Ivory Horizon.

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

Rolling Emporium Ambiance from Tabletop Audio

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Cinematic Time Lapse - Music by Aleksey Chistilin from Pixabay

The Sea is Calling - Music by Musictown from Pixabay

Catch That Rabbit - Music by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

Space Battle from Tabletop Audio

Additional music written by Tim Gallegos

S4E2 Ivory Horizon - The Adventure Begins

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 09:00:00 +0000

Merric, Rhys, and Sid set out on their first job together. Lord Renard has hired them to bring back his daughter, Remi, who was taken by bandits. Will they be able to track her down and bring her safely home?

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

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Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Feel Bossa Nova - Music by William_King from Pixabay

Cinematic Time Lapse - Music by Aleksey Chistilin from Pixabay

Catch that Rabbit - Music by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay

October Mood - Music by Marko Topa from Pixabay

Informa - Irish Tavern - Music by Artem Hramushkin from Pixabay

S4E1 Ivory Horizon - The Guild

Mon, 15 Jan 2024 09:00:00 +0000

The land of Terravus is filled with danger, mystery, and plenty of adventure. Adventure Guilds are spread throughout the land, defeating monsters, exploring dungeons, and even running restaurants. Join Merric Rockrender and his band of misfits in Ivory Horizon, an Adventure Guild trying to reclaim their status as one of the best.

Ivory Horizon uses Fate: Accelerated Edition by Evil Hat Productions

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Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM (Game Master)

Zach Lee as Merric Rockrender, smallfolk mason's apprentice

Tim Gallegos as Rhys Melosun, gnome mystic musician

Nathan Kuipers as Sydrick "Sid" Valenor, dwelf archaeologist and inventor

Kyle Bateman as Purk Hyordgem, barbarian chef

---

Connect

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: GUAdventurePod.com

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Credits

Irish - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

October Mood - Music by Marko Topa from Pixabay

Endless Love - Music by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay

Soft Daydream - Music by Evgeny Bardyuzha from Pixabay

The Britons - Music by kmacleod from Pixabay

Irish Tavern - Music by Artem Hramushkin from Pixabay

The Sea is Calling - Music by Musictown from Pixabay

Adventurers' Briefing - Spring 2024

Mon, 01 Jan 2024 09:00:00 +0000

Welcome to the first Adventurers' Briefing!

We will use this quick show to update you all on our upcoming adventures, any changes to the podcast, and any other big announcements.

Listen to this one, as we have a lot of updates!

Our Links:

We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠⁠⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it on the show!

Come join us at The Table and help us tell the best family-friendly stories possible!

The Warranty: A Christmas Wish (ft. Rhett from Stack O' Dice)

Thu, 28 Dec 2023 09:00:00 +0000

Welcome to Guaranteed Adventures!

In this episode of The Warranty, the Adventurers discuss our holiday special, reminisce about closed-down toy stores, callbacks to previous adventures, and the collaboration with Rhett from "Stack O' Dice"!

STARRING

Seth Guthrie as the GM
Kyle Bateman as Sammie Bumblesnout
Nathan Kuipers as Blake McCallister
Seth Kleinwort as Jamie McCallister
Rhett Moeller as Ryan McReynolds (⁠⁠@StackODice⁠⁠)
Tim Gallegos as Hector Bumblesnout

This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort

Our Links:

[OneShot] A Christmas Wish - Part 2 (ft. Rhett from Stack O' Dice)

Mon, 25 Dec 2023 09:30:00 +0000

Part 2 of our special holiday-themed TTRPG episode, 'A Christmas Wish', takes you on a thrilling adventure with a group of teens as they embark on a mission to deliver a Wish Dragon egg to the town mall! It's a fun and festive tabletop role-playing experience from Guaranteed Adventures!

Featuring Rhett Moeller from the "Stack O' Dice" Podcast - another family-friendly Dungeons and Dragons Podcast! Listen to the entire episode to hear some bloopers!

We use the "Roll for Shoes" ttrpg system for this one-shot.

Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM
Rhett Moeller as Ryan McReynolds (@StackODice)
Kyle Bateman as Sammie Bumblesnout
Nathan Kuipers as Blake McCallister
Seth Kleinwort as Jamie McCallister
Tim Gallegos as Hector Bumblesnout

This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos.

Our Links:

Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠⁠
Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠⁠

Music Credits The theme song was “Christmas in the Village” by Geoff Harvey from ⁠⁠⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠⁠. Additional music from:

Joyful Christmas by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay
Once Upon A Merry Christmas by Leigh Robinson from Pixabay
March of the Snowmen by 17406877 from Pixabay
Jingle bells Rock - Energetic Positive Upbeat Happy Christmas Party by Dmitry Taras from Pixabay
Holiday Magic by Yurii Kushch from Pixabay
Joyful Snowman by Grand_Project from Pixabay
Christmas Holidays_Medium by Grand_Project from Pixabay
Fairytale Night by moodmode from Pixabay
Winter is Coming by William Roche from Pixabay
X-Mas Ambiance by Vincent from Pixabay
Rock N Christmas 80s by Grand_Project from Pixabay
Winter (No Wind)⁠ by Magnetic_Trailer from Pixabay

[OneShot] A Christmas Wish - Part 1 (ft. Rhett from Stack O' Dice)

Mon, 25 Dec 2023 09:00:00 +0000

For our last adventure of 2023, we head back to Rattlestead, but in the 1990s! Follow a group of teens and an eight-year-old as they are given the mission to deliver a magical egg given to them by The Ginger Bread Man. Featuring Rhett Moeller from the "Stack O' Dice" Podcast - another family-friendly Dungeons and Dragons Podcast!

We use the "Roll for Shoes" ttrpg system for this one-shot.

Cast

Seth Guthrie as the GM
Rhett Moeller as Ryan McReynolds (@StackODice)
Kyle Bateman as Sammie Bumblesnout
Nathan Kuipers as Blake McCallister
Seth Kleinwort as Jamie McCallister
Tim Gallegos as Hector Bumblesnout

This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos.

Our Links:

Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Discord: ⁠⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠⁠
Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠⁠

Music Credits The theme song was “Christmas in the Village” by Geoff Harvey from ⁠⁠⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠⁠. Additional music from:

Joyful Christmas by Sergii Pavkin from Pixabay
Once Upon A Merry Christmas by Leigh Robinson from Pixabay
March of the Snowmen by 17406877 from Pixabay
Jingle bells Rock - Energetic Positive Upbeat Happy Christmas Party by Dmitry Taras from Pixabay
Holiday Magic by Yurii Kushch from Pixabay
Joyful Snowman by Grand_Project from Pixabay
Christmas Holidays_Medium by Grand_Project from Pixabay
Fairytale Night by moodmode from Pixabay
Winter is Coming by William Roche from Pixabay
X-Mas Ambiance by Vincent from Pixabay
Rock N Christmas 80s by Grand_Project from Pixabay
Winter (No Wind)⁠ by Magnetic_Trailer from Pixabay

[Creator Quest] FALLEN E06 - Collapse (An Eshlbel Tolls Story)

Mon, 18 Dec 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Welcome to our Creator Quest: FALLEN, an Eshlbel Tolls Story

In our finale, the scobras are attacking, and the group finally meets the voice they've heard in their heads. With an epic ending to our story, you'll leave wanting more.

STARRING

Tim Gallegos as Whintrec
Kyle Bateman as Nyrex Shadowscale
Nathan Kuipers as Festeg Dorwall
With Dale Spaulding as Host

This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos.

About the Season:

“You can never return home.”

As the survivors of the Great War against the Malbonaran Empire, the Felleyndgr Alliance limps its way from town to town, but they discover a voice on the wind that calls them to their ancestral home. Our heroes must learn the origins of this voice and find a new home before their resources and unity are dissolved like desert sand.

You can find Dale:

TikTok, YT and all Meta: @WriteOnNerds
PODCAST: "Eshlbel Tolls" on Spotify and Apple Pods
You can create epic voices using Dale’s voice references at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Ko-Fi.com/WriteOnDale⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Our Links:

Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠

We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! And Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it out on the show!

Music Credits The theme song was “Countdown” by ⁠⁠⁠Denis Maksimov⁠⁠⁠ from ⁠⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠⁠. Additional music from ⁠⁠Tabletop Audio

[Creator Quest] FALLEN E05 - Fumigate (An Eshlbel Tolls Story)

Mon, 11 Dec 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Welcome to our Creator Quest: FALLEN, an Eshlbel Tolls Story

[Disclaimer] There is one description of gore at (15:18)-(16:37). There is a monster that attacks Doug and stays on Doug's face. Feel free to skip it if you would rather not listen to Dale's description of the attack.

Things are not slowing down, and the creatures come with passion and hunger. Join Whintrec, Nyrex, and Festeg as they try to divert the oncoming wave of animals while also wrestling internally with their part in the story. This is the penultimate episode of FALLEN, with the finale coming on 12.18.2023.

STARRING

Tim Gallegos as Whintrec
Kyle Bateman as Nyrex Shadowscale
Nathan Kuipers as Festeg Dorwall
With Dale Spaulding as Host

This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos.

About the Season:

“You can never return home.”

You can find Dale:

TikTok, YT and all Meta: @WriteOnNerds
PODCAST: "Eshlbel Tolls" on Spotify and Apple Pods
You can create epic voices using Dale’s voice references at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Ko-Fi.com/WriteOnDale⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Our Links:

Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠

Music Credits The theme song was “Countdown” by ⁠⁠Denis Maksimov⁠⁠ from ⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠. Additional music from ⁠Tabletop Audio

[Creator Quest] FALLEN E04 - Intruders (An Eshlbel Tolls Story)

Mon, 04 Dec 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Welcome to our Creator Quest: FALLEN, an Eshlbel Tolls Story

As Whintrec, Nyrex, and Festeg encounter a beast in the cave, they learn that the desert isn't as deserted as they initially thought. But they haven't even begun to meet the creatures that await them and the war party.

STARRING

Tim Gallegos as Whintrec
Kyle Bateman as Nyrex Shadowscale
Nathan Kuipers as Festeg Dorwall
With Dale Spaulding as Host

This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos.

About the Season:

“You can never return home.”

You can find Dale:

TikTok, YT and all Meta: @WriteOnNerds
PODCAST: "Eshlbel Tolls" on Spotify and Apple Pods
You can create epic voices using Dale’s voice references at ⁠⁠⁠⁠Ko-Fi.com/WriteOnDale⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Our Links:

Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠
Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠
Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠
Discord: ⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠

We are now on Patreon: ⁠⁠patreon.com/GuaranteedAdventures⁠ We have bonus content, exclusive discord channels, and more! And Leave us a review on your favorite podcast platform, and we will read it out on the show!

Music Credits

The theme song was “Countdown” by ⁠⁠Denis Maksimov⁠⁠ from ⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠
Dark Ambient Atmosphere 2 ⁠Daniel Hourtoulle⁠ from ⁠Pixabay⁠
Mysterious Grotto, Ghosts of Appalachia, Starforged Plantside, and Spirit of the Plains from ⁠Tabletop Audio

[Creator Quest] FALLEN E03 - Exploration (An Eshlbel Tolls Story)

Mon, 27 Nov 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Welcome to our Creator Quest: FALLEN, an Eshlbel Tolls Story

Whintrec, Nyrex, and Festeg continue exploring the cave system that the troupe recently discovered. Choices are made, and eternal consequences will be had.

STARRING

Tim Gallegos as Whintrec
Kyle Bateman as Nyrex Shadowscale
Nathan Kuipers as Festeg Dorwall
With Dale Spaulding as Host

This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos.

About the Season:

“You can never return home.”

You can find Dale:

TikTok, YT and all Meta: @WriteOnNerds
PODCAST: "Eshlbel Tolls" on Spotify and Apple Pods
You can create epic voices using Dale’s voice references at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Ko-Fi.com/WriteOnDale⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Our Links:

Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠

Music Credits

The theme song was “Countdown” by ⁠⁠Denis Maksimov⁠⁠ from ⁠⁠Pixabay⁠⁠
Dark Ambient Atmosphere 2 ⁠Daniel Hourtoulle⁠ from ⁠Pixabay⁠
Ice Cavern, Mysterious Grotto, Underground Lake, Starforged Fray, and Space Battle from ⁠Tabletop Audio

[Creator Quest] FALLEN E02 - Travels (An Eshlbel Tolls Story)

Mon, 13 Nov 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Welcome to our Creator Quest: FALLEN, an Eshlbel Tolls Story

Get to know Whintrec, Nyrex, and Festeg as they bunk down for the night following the end of a horrible war, one their nation has just lost. Our heroes are met with high emotion and low morale. But there seems to be a light in the darkness, one our heroes must keep lit, no matter the darkness surrounding them.

STARRING

Tim Gallegos as Whintrec
Kyle Bateman as Nyrex Shadowscale
Nathan Kuipers as Festeg Dorwall
With Dale Spaulding as Host

This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos.

About the Season:

“You can never return home.”

You can find Dale:

TikTok, YT and all Meta: @WriteOnNerds
PODCAST: "Eshlbel Tolls" on Spotify and Apple Pods
You can create epic voices using Dale’s voice references at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Ko-Fi.com/WriteOnDale⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Our Links:

Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠

Music Credits

The theme song was “Countdown” by ⁠Denis Maksimov⁠ from ⁠Pixabay⁠
Dark Ambient Atmosphere 2 Daniel Hourtoulle from Pixabay
Steampunk Stations, River Town Music, Rolling Emporium, and Invisible Mountain from Tabletop Audio

[Creator Quest] FALLEN E01 - Arrival (An Eshlbel Tolls Story)

Mon, 06 Nov 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Welcome to our Creator Quest: FALLEN, an Eshlbel Tolls Story

Get to know Whintrec, Nyrex and Festeg as they bunk down for the night following the end of a horrible war, one their nation has just lost. Our heroes are met with high emotion, and low morale. But there seems to be a light in the darkness, one our heroes must keep lit, no matter the darkness surrounding them.

STARRING

Tim Gallegos as Whintrec
Kyle Bateman as Nyrex Shadowscale
Nathan Kuipers as Festeg Dorwall
With Dale Spaulding as Host

This show was produced and edited by Seth Kleinwort, with additional editing by Tim Gallegos.

About the Season:

“You can never return home.”

You can find Dale:

TikTok, YT and all Meta: @WriteOnNerds
PODCAST: "Eshlbel Tolls" on Spotify and Apple Pods
You can create epic voices using Dale’s voice references at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Ko-Fi.com/WriteOnDale⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Our Links:

Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.guadventurepod.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@GUAdventurePod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠
Discord: ⁠⁠⁠https://discord.com/invite/umTwdv9Hxz⁠⁠⁠

Music Credits

The theme song was “Countdown” by Denis Maksimov from Pixabay
Weeping Willows by Dream-Protocol from Pixabay
Native American Flute by Alexey Ivanov from Pixabay
Himalayas by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
Spirit of the Plains, Ghosts of Appalachia, and Invisible Mountain from Tabletop Audio

The Warranty: Cthulhu-Doo Aftershow + Bloopers

Fri, 03 Nov 2023 17:00:00 +0000

The cast of Cthulhu Doo shares their experience playing Tiny Cthulhu, Seth K's first GM experience, and Scooby-Doo references in the talkback episode discussing the Cthulhu-Doo One-shot by Guaranteed Adventures!

For Cthulhu-Doo, we used Tiny Cthulhu by Alan Bahr and published Gallant Knight Games.

Seth Kleinwort as the GM
Zach Lee as Danny Lockhold (@EGGzachlee5)
Nathan Kuipers as Scott “Scotty” Barber
Tim Gallegos as Jonas Winkler
Kyle Bateman as Chad Bennett

Website: www.guadventurepod.com (now with merch items!)

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Music Credits

The theme song was “Two Thieves in the Museum” by Paolo Argento from Pixabay

[OneShot] Cthulhu-Doo: Where Are You!? - Part 2

Mon, 30 Oct 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Follow the Riddle Rascals as they embark on an adventurous quest to uncover the whereabouts of Cthulhu-Doo. With one door open and two more to explore, will they solve the mystery behind the mysterious notes or remain trapped in the Mansion forever? Join in on this family-friendly Call of Cthulhu adventure, and discover an exhilarating tale unlike any other. (Not to be confused with Scooby-Doo)

For Cthulhu-Doo, we used Tiny Cthulhu by Alan Bahr and published Gallant Knight Games.

Seth Kleinwort as the GM
Zach Lee as Danny Lockhold (@EGGzachlee5)
Nathan Kuipers as Scott “Scotty” Barber
Tim Gallegos as Jonas Winkler
Kyle Bateman as Chad Bennett

Website: www.guadventurepod.com (now with merch items!)

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Music Credits

The theme song was “Two Thieves in the Museum” by Paolo Argento from Pixabay

Others:

Serious Dark Ambient Atmosphere by Ashot Danielyan from Pixabay
What’s in the Biscuit Tin by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
Country Workshop from Tabletop Audio
Halfling Sneak from Tabletop Audio
Unto the Breach from Tabletop Audio
Terror in the Woods from Tabletop Audio

[OneShot] Cthulhu-Doo: Where Are You?! - Part 1

Mon, 23 Oct 2023 15:29:55 +0000

A Family-Friendly Cthulhu adventure! Join the Riddle Rascals as they uncover the mystery of a mysterious mansion! The Riddle Rascals are a group of community college students who dabble in solving mysteries as an extra-curricular! Did we mention that there is a pet dog named Cthulhu-Doo? (Not to be confused with Scooby-Doo or Call of Cthulhu)

For Cthulhu-Doo, we used Tiny Cthulhu by Alan Bahr and published Gallant Knight Games

Seth Kleinwort as the GM
Zach Lee as Danny Lockhold (@EGGzachlee5)
Nathan Kuipers as Scott “Scotty” Barber
Tim Gallegos as Jonas Winkler
Kyle Bateman as Chad Bennett

Website: www.guadventurepod.com (now with merch items!)

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Music Credits The theme song was “Two Thieves in the Museum” by Paolo Argento from Pixabay

Others:

Galactic Glide (Space Cinematic Ambient) by Moonwalk1 from Pixabay
Let's get this done by Geoff Harvey from Pixabay
Spirit Of Adventure Powerful Opening by Hot_Music from Pixabay
Country Workshop from Tabletop Audio Dragon Rider from Tabletop Audio

The Warranty: Cipher Solutions Aftershow + Bloopers

Fri, 20 Oct 2023 17:00:00 +0000

The Aftershow is here! Plus, we have a challenge for our listeners! If you give us a review, we will read it out loud on a future episode!

Seth Guthrie as the GM
Nathan Kuipers as Rhett Cli (Lizard-folk)
Tim Gallegos as Sammy Castiglioni (Human)
Kyle Bateman as Bamboo Bumblesnout (Panda Bear-folk)

Our Links:

Website: www.guadventurepod.com (now with merch items!)

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Affiliate Links:

Headliner helps us make videos promoting the show – check it out here: https://make.headliner.app/referral/guaranteedadventures_mW2bvL

Uppbeat provides great music for videos, podcasts, and other art! By signing up for a free account, you let us keep accessing their great library! https://uppbeat.io/?referral=guaranteed-0bfdk

Music Credits This season’s theme song was “Calm Jazz Background” by soundplusua from Pixabay

[OneShot] Cipher Solutions: Part 2

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 06:30:00 +0000

Cipher Solutions has narrowed down what happened to poor Virginia Day, but they still need to stop the bank robbery! Come listen to the final part of our 1930s Noir Oneshot!

For Cipher Solutions, we used Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

Seth Guthrie as the GM
Nathan Kuipers as Rhett Cli (Lizard-folk)
Tim Gallegos as Sammy Castiglioni (Human)
Kyle Bateman as Bamboo Bumblesnout (Panda Bear-folk)

Our Links:

Website: www.guadventurepod.com (now with merch items!)

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Affiliate Links:

Headliner helps us make videos promoting the show – check it out here: https://make.headliner.app/referral/guaranteedadventures_mW2bvL

Uppbeat provides great music for videos, podcasts, and other art! By signing up for a free account, you let us keep accessing their great library! https://uppbeat.io/?referral=guaranteed-0bfdk

Music Credits

This season’s theme song was “Calm Jazz Background” by soundplusua from Pixabay

Others:

Spy by Oleg Kirilkov from Pixabay
Quando - Acoustic Guitar Bossa Nova by Julius H. from Pixabay
Detective by Sergei Chetvertnykh from Pixabay
Comedy Detective by Yevhen Onoychenko from Pixabay
Private Party (seedy 30s music) by Daniel Carlton from Pixabay
BugaBlue from Pixabay

[OneShot] Cipher Solutions: Part 1

Mon, 09 Oct 2023 06:30:00 +0000

Eighty years have passed since the events of “Rattlestead.” Magic is rare; hardly anyone is born with magical abilities. Meet Cipher Solutions – Private Eyes taking cases that the police won’t.

For Cipher Solutions, we are playing Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

Seth Guthrie as the GM
Nathan Kuipers as Rhett Cli (Lizard-folk)
Tim Gallegos as Sammy Castiglioni (Human)
Kyle Bateman as Bamboo Bumblesnout (Panda Bear-folk)

Our Links:

Website: www.guadventurepod.com (now with merch items!)

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Affiliate Links:

Headliner helps us make videos promoting the show – check it out here: https://make.headliner.app/referral/guaranteedadventures_mW2bvL

Uppbeat provides great music for videos, podcasts, and other art! By signing up for a free account, you let us keep accessing their great library! https://uppbeat.io/?referral=guaranteed-0bfdk

Music Credits

The theme song was “Calm Jazz Background” by soundplusua from Pixabay

Others:

Night Jazz by Yevhen Onoychenko from Pixabay
Seduction Jazz by Francesco Biondi from Pixabay
Quando - Acoustic Guitar Bossa Nova by Julius H. from Pixabay
Private Party (seedy 30s music) by Daniel Carlton from Pixabay
Sensual Jazz by Grand_Project from Pixabay

[Bonus] Voice Coaching with WriteOnDale

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 07:30:00 +0000

Today we are joined by Dale Spaulding, or @WriteOnDale! Dale reached out to offer his services for some voice coaching, and we gladly took him up on it! Seth K, Tim, Nathan, and Kyle each practiced a voice they had in mind and utilized some of the tools that Dale has prepared on his Ko-fi site.

(Editors note: We had a hiccup in the last 15 minutes of the recording, so you may want to go to 1x speed if you typically listen to it faster, so that you don't miss anything!)

Dale's Links:

TikTok, YT and all Meta: @WriteOnDale
PODCAST: #DadBodOddPod on Spotify and Apple Pods
You can create epic voices using Dale’s voice references at Ko-Fi.com/WriteOnDale

Our Links:

Website: www.guadventurepod.com (now with merch items!)
X/Twitter: @GUAdventurePod
Instagram: @GUAdventurePod
Email: guaranteedadventures@gmail.com

Affiliate Links!

Headliner helps us make videos promoting the show – check it out here: https://make.headliner.app/referral/guaranteedadventures_mW2bvL

Uppbeat provides excellent music for videos, podcasts, and other art! By signing up for a free account, you let us keep accessing their great library! https://uppbeat.io/?referral=guaranteed-0bfdk

(if you are reading this far, then you here is a cool tidbit.... Dale will be GMing our next season coming in November! Called Eshlbell Tolls! If you are pumped and excited, send us a DM on our socials, and we will shout you out!)

The Warranty: S3 Aftershow + Bloopers

Mon, 25 Sep 2023 09:00:00 +0000

We talk about our favorite moments of the season, Nathan reveals some additional details, and we end with bloopers that need to be cut for time!

In Season 3, we used the Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

Nathan Kuipers as the GM

Seth Guthrie as Killian Slimeman, a Plasmoid Soldier

Tim Gallegos as Irwin Paz, a Half-folk Gun Slinger

Seth Kleinwort as Garm, a Lupine Street Urchin

Kyle Bateman as Chu, a Human “WildBoy”

Our Links:

Website: www.guadventurepod.com (now with merch items!)

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Check out our Affiliate Links!

Headliner helps us make videos promoting the show – check it out here: https://make.headliner.app/referral/guaranteedadventures_mW2bvL

Uppbeat provides great music for videos, podcasts, and other art! By signing up for a free account, you let us keep accessing their great library! https://uppbeat.io/?referral=guaranteed-0bfdk

This season’s theme song was by Aleksey Chistilin from Pixabay

S3E8 Tower of Lost Magic - The Finale

Mon, 18 Sep 2023 06:00:00 +0000

Reaching the final battle, the Champions must overcome the trial of prowess and learn the mystery behind the Tower. Will Garm finally learn what “Wolfentoren” means? Will Chu finally get a buddy of his own? Listen now for the finale chapter of The Tower of Lost Magic!

Credits

In Season 3, we will use the Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

Nathan Kuipers as the GM

Seth Guthrie as Killian Slimeman, a Plasmoid Soldier

Tim Gallegos as Irwin Paz, a Half-folk Gun Slinger

Seth Kleinwort as Garm, a Lupine Street Urchin

Kyle Bateman as Chu, a Human “WildBoy”

Check out our Affiliate Links!

Headliner helps us make videos promoting the show – check it out here: https://make.headliner.app/referral/guaranteedadventures_mW2bvL

Uppbeat provides great music for videos, podcasts, and other art! By signing up for a free account, you let us keep accessing their great library!

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Song Licenses:

Music by Aleksey Chistilin from Pixabay

Inspirational Moment by Onoychenkomusic from Pixabay

Through the White Steppes by Alexander Nakarada from Pixabay

Bugbears be Approaching by Timothy Kulig from Pixabay

Ambiant Relax Sounds by Daddy_s_Music from Pixabay

Touch and Sound by Juan Sanchez from Pixabay

[Bonus] The Warranty - Our Production Process

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 06:00:00 +0000

As a Bonus episode, Tim and "the other" Seth talk about the recording and production process of the show!

Check out our Affiliate Links!

Headliner helps us make videos promoting the show – check it out here: https://make.headliner.app/referral/guaranteedadventures_mW2bvL

Uppbeat provides great music for videos, podcasts, and other art! By signing up for a free account, you let us keep accessing their great library! https://uppbeat.io/?referral=guaranteed-0bfdk

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

S3E7 Tower of Lost Magic - A Garm and A Leg

Mon, 11 Sep 2023 06:00:00 +0000

Last time, the champions had to prove their mental prowess – this time its time to prove their physical prowess! With a moving story from Irwin and a battle that tests everyone’s abilities. With this penultimate episode, we are very close to figuring out the purpose of the Tower of Lost Magic!

Credits

In Season 3, we will use the Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

Nathan Kuipers as the GM

Seth Guthrie as Killian Slimeman, a Plasmoid Soldier

Tim Gallegos as Irwin Paz, a Half-folk Gun Slinger

Seth Kleinwort as Garm, a Lupine Street Urchin

Kyle Bateman as Chu, a Human “WildBoy”

Check out our Affiliate Links!

Headliner helps us make videos promoting the show – check it out here: https://make.headliner.app/referral/guaranteedadventures_mW2bvL

Uppbeat provides great music for videos, podcasts, and other art! By signing up for a free account, you let us keep accessing their great library!

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Song Licenses:

Ethno Landscape by Aleksey Chistilin from Pixabay

Bring Your Dreams to the Party by geoffharvey from Pixabay

Magic in the Air by geoffharvey from Pixabay

Echoes in the Keys by Dream-Protocol from Pixabay

Inspirational Moment by Onoychenkomusic from Pixabay

Joyful Reunion by denovaire from Uppbeat

Fairy Tale by The_Mountain from Pixabay

Mutamento by mirkoboroni from Pixabay

The Warranty: S3 ToLM E5-E6

Mon, 04 Sep 2023 06:00:00 +0000

Today we are talking about Episodes 5-6!

Credits

In Season 3, we will use the Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

Nathan Kuipers as the GM

Seth Guthrie as Killian Slimeman, a Plasmoid Soldier

Tim Gallegos as Irwin Paz, a Half-folk Gun Slinger

Seth Kleinwort as Garm, a Lupine Street Urchin

Kyle Bateman as Chu, a Human “WildBoy”

Check out our Affiliate Links!

Headliner helps make videos promoting your podcast – check it out here: https://make.headliner.app/referral/guaranteedadventures_mW2bvL

Uppbeat provides great music for videos, podcasts, and other art! By signing up for a free account, you let us keep accessing their great library!

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

S3E6 Tower of Lost Magic - Endurance

Mon, 28 Aug 2023 07:00:00 +0000

Ready to put your puzzle-solving skills to the test? In this episode, our intrepid heroes tackle a unique challenge within the Tower's mysterious walls – a trial that demands wit, strategy, and teamwork.

As they navigate through a room shrouded in smoke and illuminated columns, they face puzzles that hold the key to their progress. Can they decipher the riddles, unlock the secrets, and prove their mental prowess?

Credits

In Season 3, we will use the Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

Nathan Kuipers as the GM

Seth Guthrie as Killian Slimeman, a Plasmoid Soldier

Tim Gallegos as Irwin Paz, a Half-folk Gun Slinger

Seth Kleinwort as Garm, a Lupine Street Urchin

Kyle Bateman as Chu, a Human “WildBoy”

Check out our Affiliate Links!

Headliner helps us make videos promoting the show – check it out here: https://make.headliner.app/referral/guaranteedadventures_mW2bvL

Uppbeat provides great music for videos, podcasts, and other art! By signing up for a free account, you let us keep accessing their great library! https://uppbeat.io/?referral=guaranteed-0bfdk

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Song Licenses:

Music by Aleksey Chistilin from Pixabay

Let the Mystery Unfold by geoffharvey from Pixabay

Dunes from Pixabay

Breathing Water (Solo Piano) by Cedric Vermue from Uppbeat

S3E5 Tower of Lost Magic - The First Trials

Mon, 21 Aug 2023 06:00:00 +0000

Step into the heart of the "Tower of Lost Magic" with our heroes in Episode 5: "The First Trials." As the Tower's shadows deepen, they face life-defining challenges where failure isn't an option – it's survival of the fittest. Can they conquer the trials and uncover the secrets that lie beyond?

Credits

In Season 3, we will use the Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

Nathan Kuipers as the GM

Seth Guthrie as Killian Slimeman, a Plasmoid Soldier

Tim Gallegos as Irwin Paz, a Half-folk Gun Slinger

Seth Kleinwort as Garm, a Lupine Street Urchin

Kyle Bateman as Chu, a Human “WildBoy”

Check out our Affiliate Links!

Headliner helps make videos promoting your podcast – check it out here: https://make.headliner.app/referral/guaranteedadventures_mW2bvL

Uppbeat provides great music for videos, podcasts, and other art! By signing up for a free account, you let us keep accessing their great library!

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Song Licenses:

Ethno Landscape by Aleksey Chistilin from Pixabay

Magic in the Air by geoffharvey from Pixabay

Ambient Relax Sounds by Daddy's Music from Pixabay

Fairy Tale by The_Mountain from Pixabay

“Dunes” from Pixabay

Joyful Reunion by denovaire from Uppbeat

Singularity by Jonny Easton from Uppbeat

The Warranty: S3 ToLM E3-E4

Mon, 14 Aug 2023 06:00:00 +0000

Today we are talking about Episodes 3-4!

Credits

In Season 3, we will use the Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

Nathan Kuipers as the GM

Seth Guthrie as Killian Slimeman, a Plasmoid Soldier

Tim Gallegos as Irwin Paz, a Half-folk Gun Slinger

Seth Kleinwort as Garm, a Lupine Street Urchin

Kyle Bateman as Chu, a Human “WildBoy”

Check out our Affiliate Links!

Headliner helps make videos promoting your podcast – check it out here: https://make.headliner.app/referral/guaranteedadventures_mW2bvL

Uppbeat provides great music for videos, podcasts, and other art! By signing up for a free account, you let us keep accessing their great library!

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

S3E4 Tower of Lost Magic - The Door

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 05:00:00 +0000

The crew continues toward the Tower and encounters a few more obstacles. There may be one or more flashbacks – but eventually, they do arrive at The Tower.

Credits

In Season 3, we will use the Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

Nathan Kuipers as the GM

Seth Guthrie as Killian Slimeman, a Plasmoid Soldier

Tim Gallegos as Irwin Paz, a Half-folk Gun Slinger

Seth Kleinwort as Garm, a Lupine Street Urchin

Kyle Bateman as Chu, a Human “WildBoy”

Check out our Affiliate Links!

Headliner helps make videos promoting your podcast – check it out here: https://make.headliner.app/referral/guaranteedadventures_mW2bvL

Uppbeat provides great music for videos, podcasts, and other art! By signing up for a free account, you let us keep accessing their great library!

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Song Licenses:

Music by Aleksey Chistilin from Pixabay

Bring Your Dreams to the Party by geoffharvey from Pixabay

Magic in the Air by geoffharvey from Pixabay

Ambient Piano by BlackPyBeats from Pixabay

“Drones” from Pixabay

Inspirational Moment by Onoychenkomusic from Pixabay

Joyful Reunion by denovaire from Uppbeat

Singularity by Jonny Easton from Uppbeat

S3E3 Tower of Lost Magic - The Journey Begins

Mon, 31 Jul 2023 09:00:00 +0000

The Team leaves the city to begin their small journey to The Tower. Along the way, secrets are revealed, meet some colorful gorillas, and are introduced to one more of Hooper’s brothers.

Credits

In Season 3, we will use the Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

Nathan Kuipers as the GM

Seth Guthrie as Killian Slimeman, a Plasmoid Soldier

Tim Gallegos as Irwin Paz, a Half-folk Gun Slinger

Seth Kleinwort as Garm, a Lupine Street Urchin

Kyle Bateman as Chu, a Human “WildBoy”

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Music:

Our ToLM theme is “Ethno Landscape” by Aleksey Chistilin (Pixabay)

Other music used:

Singularity by Jonny Easton (Uppbeat)

Abmiant Relax Sounds by Daddy’s Music (Pixabay)

Breathing Water (solo piano) by Cedric Vermue (Uppbeat)

Inspirational Moment by Onoychenkomusic (Pixabay)

Joyful Reunion by Denovaire (Uppbeat)

Mutamento by Mirkoboroni (Pixabay)

The Warranty: S3 ToLM E1-E2

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 12:00:00 +0000

Welcome to The Warranty

We talk about our thoughts on the season so far, Marvel Shows, and other random topics. New Actual Play episode out next week!

Credits

In Season 3, we will use the Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

Nathan Kuipers as the GM

Seth Guthrie as Killian Slimeman, a Plasmoid Soldier

Tim Gallegos as Irwin Paz, a Half-folk Gun Slinger

Seth Kleinwort as Garm, a Lupine Street Urchin

Kyle Bateman as Chu, a Human “WildBoy”

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

S3E2 Tower of Lost Magic - Mark's "The Spot"

Mon, 17 Jul 2023 08:00:00 +0000

After being chosen as the next team to enter The Tower, the group wanders off to get some well-deserved food. They get more information on what obstacles lay ahead, and meet some familiar faces.

Credits

In Season 3, we will use the Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

Nathan Kuipers as the GM

Seth Guthrie as Killian Slimeman, a Plasmoid Soldier

Tim Gallegos as Irwin Paz, a Half-folk Gun Slinger

Seth Kleinwort as Garm, a Lupine Street Urchin

Kyle Bateman as Chu, a Human “WildBoy”

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Music

Our theme is “Ethno Landscape” by Aleksey Chistilin (Pixabay)

Other music used:

Singularity by Jonny Easton (Uppbeat)

Echoes in the Keys by Dream-Protocol (Pixabay)

Touch and Sound by Juan Sanchez (Pixabay)

Magic in the Air by geoffharvey (Pixabay)

Abmiant Relax Sounds by Daddy’s Music (Pixabay)

S3E1 Tower of Lost Magic - Distraction!

Mon, 10 Jul 2023 06:00:00 +0000

The World of Ralfor has been struck by a time when magic has disappeared. You’ve met the characters; now we see how they will meet each other! With the looming threat of an out-of-control Worm, they must band together and stop it from further terrorizing the town of Brightfalls.

Credits

In Season 3, we will use the Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

Nathan Kuipers as the GM

Seth Guthrie as Killian Slimeman, a Plasmoid Soldier

Tim Gallegos as Irwin Paz, a Half-folk Gun Slinger

Seth Kleinwort as Garm, a Lupine Street Urchin

Kyle Bateman as Chu, a Human “WildBoy”

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

https://uppbeat.io/t/denovaire/joyful-reunion

Song Licenses

Music by Aleksey Chistilin from Pixabay

Music by Dream-Protocol from Pixabay

Music by mirkoboroni from Pixabay

Music by Onoychenkomusic from Pixabay

S3E0 Tower of Lost Magic - Meet Garm

Mon, 03 Jul 2023 06:30:00 +0000

Welcome to Season 3!

Our final character introduction is Seth K’s character! Meet Garm, a young, lupine street urchin who gets into trouble…and the tournament.

We will be starting with Episode 1 next week! Get ready!

Credits

In Season 3, we will use the Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

Nathan Kuipers as the GM

Seth Guthrie as Killian Slimeman, a Plasmoid Soldier

Tim Gallegos as Irwin Paz, a Half-folk Gun Slinger

Seth Kleinwort as Garm, a Lupine Street Urchin

Kyle Bateman as Chu, a Human “WildBoy”

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

S3E0 Tower of Lost Magic - Meet Irwin

Mon, 03 Jul 2023 06:00:00 +0000

Welcome to Season 3!

Our third character is played by Tim! Meet Irwin Paz, a half-folk gunslinger pacifist! You might ask yourself… wait, a gunslinger and a pacifist? I guess you’ll have to listen and find out how that plays out!

Credits

In Season 3, we will use the Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

Nathan Kuipers as the GM

Seth Guthrie as Killian Slimeman, a Plasmoid Soldier

Tim Gallegos as Irwin Paz, a Half-folk Gun Slinger

Seth Kleinwort as Garm, a Lupine Street Urchin

Kyle Bateman as Chu, a Human “WildBoy”

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

S3E0 Tower of Lost Magic - Meet Chu

Mon, 26 Jun 2023 06:20:00 +0000

Welcome to Season 3!

Our second character is played by Kyle! Meet Chu, a Human “wildboy” with a monkey named “Ah.” Listen in as Kyle describes Chu, and enters the Tournament!

Credits

In Season 3, we will use the Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

Nathan Kuipers as the GM

Seth Guthrie as Killian Slimeman, a Plasmoid Soldier

Tim Gallegos as Irwin Paz, a Half-folk Gun Slinger

Seth Kleinwort as Garm, a Lupine Street Urchin

Kyle Bateman as Chu, a Human “WildBoy”

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

S3E0 Tower of Lost Magic - Meet Killian

Mon, 26 Jun 2023 06:00:00 +0000

Welcome to Season 3!

We begin with Seth G's Character, Killian Slimeman. One of the "tanks" of the group, Kililan, is an experienced warrior and not afraid to protect those in need.

Credits

In Season 3, we will use the Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

Nathan Kuipers as the GM

Seth Guthrie as Killian Slimeman, Plasmoid Soldier

Tim Gallegos as Tournament Observer and #1 Killian Fan

Seth Kleinwort as Tournament Observer

Kyle Bateman as Tournament Observer and #1 ‘Easy’ Mark Fan

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S3 Trailer - Ralfor: The World of Lost Magic

Mon, 19 Jun 2023 06:00:00 +0000

Welcome to Season 3!

We unveil the world of Season 3 in this exciting trailer. Get a glimpse of the epic journey that awaits our characters and prepare for an unforgettable season!

We will begin our adventure in the World of Ralfor, where Nathan will guide the adventurers into discovering the mystery of The Tower and the coincidence of magic leaving the Ralfor when it appeared.

Credits

In Season 3, we will use the Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

Nathan Kuipers as the GM

Seth Guthrie as Killian Slimeman, a Plasmoid Soldier

Tim Gallegos as Irwin Paz, a Half-folk Gun Slinger

Seth Kleinwort as Garm, a Lupine Street Urchin

Kyle Bateman as Chu, a Human “WildBoy”

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Email: guaranteedadventures@gmail.com

Song Licenses:

Thank you to Lexin_Music for letting us use “Ethno Landscape” for the trailer! https://pixabay.com/music/build-up-scenes-ethno-landscape-119949/

[Bonus] S3 System Breakdown: Savage Worlds

Mon, 12 Jun 2023 06:00:00 +0000

In this episode, Nathan walks Kyle, Tim, and Seth K through the system in our next adventure.

In Season 3, we will use the Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition (or SWADE) by Pinnacle Entertainment Group.

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The Warranty: S2 Maplewood After Show

Mon, 29 May 2023 06:00:00 +0000

The Group comes together to discuss their favorite moments of the campaign and answer questions from our listeners! We enjoy getting "calls" from our friends who listen and want to participate.

If you ever want to ask us questions in a future segment of The Warranty, send them to: guaranteedadventures@gmail.com

Thanks for listening!

Special thanks to:

Zach L, Alex B, Buck M, Joesph K, Tobias N, Brie F, and *Not* Nathan for your questions!

S2E11 Maplewood - Finale Pt. 2

Mon, 22 May 2023 09:00:00 +0000

Seeing the portal to the Fire Elemental Plane and hearing the voice of the “True Maple,” the apprentices begin their attack to end the summoning. Learn more about the Scorched Grove, Beckett’s history with Hasslepaw, and each other’s motivations, as we finish our second adventure, Maplewood!

Credits

In this adventure, we are playing in the Dungeons and Dragons 5e system; in the Humblewood setting created and published by Hit Point Press

Tim Gallegos as the GM

Nathan Kuipers as Bertram Honksleaf (Lvl 5 Berserker Barbarian/1 Cleric; Stout Strig)

Seth Guthrie as Otis Sagraine (Lvl 6 Swashbuckler Rouge; Jerbeen)

Seth Kleinwort as Quill Greybell (Lvl 5 Gloomstalker Ranger/1 Rogue; Hedge)

Kyle Bateman as Jean O'Horton (Lvl 6 Vengeance Paladin; Pronghorn Cervan)

Maplewood Introduction “Wonderland” by RomanSenykMusic from Pixabay

Outro Music by Rob Benson leroyrobenson.com

Additional music and Sound FX were created by many folks at www.freesound.org, “The Wizard” by nakaradaalexander, GuilhermeBernardes, Musictown, Tabletop Audio

Our Links:

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Song Licenses:

Cory Alstad “But For Now Sleep” https://uppbeat.io/t/cory-alstad/but-for-now-sleep; License code: 0O4WJYYV698T8PET

S2E10 Maplewood - Finale Pt. 1

Mon, 15 May 2023 06:00:00 +0000

After finally getting vengeance against Frostrock, Jean, Clover, Bertram, and Quill must stop the Summoning of the True Maple. Flashbacks of their past and the discovery of new skills will also be necessary, as this is a challenge none of them have experienced before. Join us for Part 1 of our Maplewood Finale!

Credits

In this adventure, we are playing in the Dungeons and Dragons 5e system; in the Humblewood setting created and published by Hit Point Press

Tim Gallegos as the GM

Nathan Kuipers as Bertram Honksleaf (Lvl 5 Berserker Barbarian/1 Cleric; Stout Strig)

Seth Guthrie as Otis Sagraine (Lvl 6 Swashbuckler Rouge; Jerbeen)

Seth Kleinwort as Quill Greybell (Lvl 5 Gloomstalker Ranger/1 Rogue; Hedge)

Kyle Bateman as Jean O'Horton (Lvl 6 Vengeance Paladin; Pronghorn Cervan)

Maplewood Introduction “Wonderland” by RomanSenykMusic from Pixabay

Outro Music by Rob Benson leroyrobenson.com

Additional music and Sound FX were created by many folks at www.freesound.org, “The Wizard” by nakaradaalexander, Tabletop Audio

If you want to help us out, you can sign up for "UppBeat" and we will get a month free! https://uppbeat.io/?referral=guaranteed-0bfdk

Our Links:

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Song Licenses:

Cory Alstad “But For Now Sleep” https://uppbeat.io/t/cory-alstad/but-for-now-sleep; License code: 0O4WJYYV698T8PET

Pecan Pie “What We Became” https://uppbeat.io/t/pecan-pie/what-we-became License code: JCOQVBOVJNYMM9UH

Weary Pines “Open Season” https://uppbeat.io/t/weary-pines/open-season License code: PK8DBARMN6MZKUVL

Simon Folwar “The Lost Words” https://uppbeat.io/t/simon-folwar/the-lost-words License code: FRQDM93QWUTQXT2F

S2E9 Maplewood - The Six-Year Disunion

Mon, 08 May 2023 09:00:00 +0000

Having been threatened with burning, the apprentices must find a way to escape the fire while also stopping Frostrock and the bandits! This is another battle heavy episode, leading into our two-part finale!

Credits

In this adventure, we are playing in the Dungeons and Dragons 5e system; in the Humblewood setting created and published by Hit Point Press

Tim Gallegos as the GM

Nathan Kuipers as Bertram Honksleaf (Lvl 5 Berserker Barbarian/1 Cleric; Stout Strig)

Seth Guthrie as Otis Sagraine (Lvl 6 Swashbuckler Rouge; Jerbeen)

Seth Kleinwort as Quill Greybell (Lvl 5 Gloomstalker Ranger/1 Rogue; Hedge)

Kyle Bateman as Jean O'Horton (Lvl 6 Vengeance Paladin; Pronghorn Cervan)

Maplewood Introduction “Wonderland” by RomanSenykMusic from Pixabay

Outro Music by Rob Benson leroyrobenson.com

Additional music and Sound FX were created by many folks at www.freesound.org, “The Wizard” by nakaradaalexander, Tabletop Audio, and Cory Alstad “But For Now Sleep” https://uppbeat.io/t/cory-alstad/but-for-now-sleep; License code: 0O4WJYYV698T8PET

Our Links:

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Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

The Warranty: S2 Maplewood E1-E8

Fri, 05 May 2023 09:00:00 +0000

Welcome to The Warranty!

We plan to do a show like this in the future seasons after a couple of episodes, but we are just trying things out! We'll chat about the season and things we are looking forward to!

If you ever have questions regarding the show or want to interact, check out our socials and our email!

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S2E8 Maplewood - Have Fun Burning

Mon, 01 May 2023 09:00:00 +0000

As our heroes continue their quest for answers, they uncover a shocking secret about Otis that shocks them all. With the help of the bandits, they gather vital information that brings them closer to their goal, but they also find themselves in more danger than ever before.

Credits

In this adventure, we are playing in the Dungeons and Dragons 5e system; in the Humblewood setting created and published by Hit Point Press

Tim Gallegos as the GM

Nathan Kuipers as Bertram Honksleaf (Lvl 5 Berserker Barbarian/1 Cleric; Stout Strig)

Seth Guthrie as Otis Sagraine (Lvl 6 Swashbuckler Rouge; Jerbeen)

Seth Kleinwort as Quill Greybell (Lvl 5 Gloomstalker Ranger/1 Rogue; Hedge)

Kyle Bateman as Jean O'Horton (Lvl 6 Vengeance Paladin; Pronghorn Cervan)

Maplewood Introduction “Wonderland” by RomanSenykMusic from Pixabay

Outro Music by Rob Benson leroyrobenson.com

Additional music and Sound FX were created by many folks at www.freesound.org, “The Wizard” by nakaradaalexander, and Tabletop Audio

Our Links:

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Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

S2E7 Maplewood - The Star Performer

Mon, 24 Apr 2023 09:00:00 +0000

The Apprentices have finally left the Marshview, and we have now seen how they do in a real battle. This episode is all about performances - with one particular squirrel at the center of it. In this episode, you'll hear one more original song and a little more role-play, so "Let's, get into it!"

If you’d like to send us a question about this season, we will take questions for our after show! Email the questions to: guaranteedadventures@gmail.com

Credits

In this adventure, we are playing in the Dungeons and Dragons 5e system; in the Humblewood setting created and published by Hit Point Press

Tim Gallegos as the GM

Nathan Kuipers as Bertram Honksleaf (Lvl 5 Berserker Barbarian/1 Cleric; Stout Strig)

Seth Guthrie as Otis Sagraine (Lvl 6 Swashbuckler Rouge; Jerbeen)

Seth Kleinwort as Quill Greybell (Lvl 5 Gloomstalker Ranger/1 Rogue; Hedge)

Kyle Bateman as Jean O'Horton (Lvl 6 Vengeance Paladin; Pronghorn Cervan)

“Riverside” written and performed by Seth Guthrie and Tim Gallegos

Maplewood Introduction “Wonderland” by RomanSenykMusic from Pixabay

Outro Music by Rob Benson leroyrobenson.com

Additional music and Sound FX were created by many folks at www.freesound.org, “The Wizard” by nakaradaalexander, and Tabletop Audio

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

S2E6 Maplewood - A Marrow Meeting

Mon, 17 Apr 2023 09:00:00 +0000

Faced with a monstrosity of bones and marrow, the apprentices must act quickly to save the chicken from being plucked away! (so many puns..) Listen in for an exciting and battle-heavy episode of Maplewood!

Credits

In this adventure, we are playing in the Dungeons and Dragons 5e system; in the Humblewood setting created and published by Hit Point Press

Tim Gallegos as the GM

Nathan Kuipers as Bertram Honksleaf (Lvl 5 Berserker Barbarian/1 Cleric; Stout Strig)

Seth Guthrie as Otis Sagraine (Lvl 6 Swashbuckler Rouge; Jerbeen)

Seth Kleinwort as Quill Greybell (Lvl 5 Gloomstalker Ranger/1 Rogue; Hedge)

Kyle Bateman as Jean O'Horton (Lvl 6 Vengeance Paladin; Pronghorn Cervan)

Maplewood Introduction “Wonderland” by RomanSenykMusic from Pixabay

Outro Music by Rob Benson leroyrobenson.com

Additional music and Sound FX were created by many folks at www.freesound.org, “The Wizard” by nakaradaalexander, and Tabletop Audio

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

S2E5 Maplewood - Lost in the Marsh

Mon, 10 Apr 2023 09:00:00 +0000

As they enter the marshes outside Marshview, Bertram, Jean, and Otis try to navigate the treacherous terrain while Quill scouts ahead. But danger lurks in the murky waters and they soon find themselves in the midst of a perilous situation. With quick thinking and teamwork, they'll have to fight to make it out of the marshes alive.

Credits

In this adventure, we are playing in the Dungeons and Dragons 5e system; in the Humblewood setting created and published by Hit Point Press

Tim Gallegos as the GM

Nathan Kuipers as Bertram Honksleaf (Lvl 5 Berserker Barbarian/1 Cleric; Stout Strig)

Seth Guthrie as Otis Sagraine (Lvl 6 Swashbuckler Rouge; Jerbeen)

Seth Kleinwort as Quill Greybell (Lvl 5 Gloomstalker Ranger/1 Rogue; Hedge)

Kyle Bateman as Jean O'Horton (Lvl 6 Vengeance Paladin; Pronghorn Cervan)

Maplewood Introduction “Wonderland” by RomanSenykMusic from Pixabay

Outro Music by Rob Benson leroyrobenson.com

Additional music and Sound FX were created Tim Gallegos, and by many folks at www.freesound.org, “The Wizard” by nakaradaalexander, and Tabletop Audio

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S2E4 Maplewood - My Dinner with Wesley

Mon, 03 Apr 2023 09:00:00 +0000

Still recovering from the explosion, the adventurers examine the damage and try to figure out where to go next. Otis has a meeting with Wesley, but that keeps the group in Marshview. Will the group ever leave Marshview? Let's find out!

Credits

In this adventure, we are playing in the Dungeons and Dragons 5e system; in the Humblewood setting created and published by Hit Point Press

Tim Gallegos as the GM

Nathan Kuipers as Bertram Honksleaf (Lvl 5 Berserker Barbarian/1 Cleric; Stout Strig)

Seth Guthrie as Otis Sagraine (Lvl 6 Swashbuckler Rouge; Jerbeen)

Seth Kleinwort as Quill Greybell (Lvl 5 Gloomstalker Ranger/1 Rogue; Hedge)

Kyle Bateman as Jean O'Horton (Lvl 6 Vengeance Paladin; Pronghorn Cervan)

Maplewood Introduction “Wonderland” by RomanSenykMusic from Pixabay

Outro Music by Rob Benson leroyrobenson.com

Additional music and Sound FX were created by many folks at www.freesound.org, “The Wizard” by nakaradaalexander, and Tabletop Audio

Our Links:

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

S2E3 Mapleview - The Six-Year Reunion

Mon, 27 Mar 2023 09:00:00 +0000

After leaving Marshview, the Apprentices turn around to ensure the town is safe from the Bandit Coalition. Jean and Bertram finally meet their nemesis, receiving a chance to complete a six-year-long mission. Otis meets an old acquaintance, and Quill does what he does best – sneaking around.

Credits

In this adventure, we are playing in the Dungeons and Dragons 5e system; in the Humblewood setting created and published by Hit Point Press

Tim Gallegos as the GM

Nathan Kuipers as Bertram Honksleaf (Lvl 5 Berserker Barbarian/1 Cleric; Stout Strig)

Seth Guthrie as Otis Sagraine (Lvl 6 Swashbuckler Rouge; Jerbeen)

Seth Kleinwort as Quill Greybell (Lvl 5 Gloomstalker Ranger/1 Rogue; Hedge)

Kyle Bateman as Jean O'Horton (Lvl 6 Vengeance Paladin; Pronghorn Cervan)

Maplewood Introduction “Wonderland” by RomanSenykMusic from Pixabay

Outro Music by Rob Benson leroyrobenson.com

Additional music and Sound FX were created by many folks at www.freesound.org, “The Wizard” by nakaradaalexander, “The Gathering Dark by northwestempire, and Tabletop Audio

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S2E2 Maplewood - Goodbye Marshview

Mon, 20 Mar 2023 09:00:00 +0000

The Apprentices and Otis now have their next mission and have said their goodbyes. After receiving a blessing and an additional item, they head on the road. But only some things turn out as planned after encountering a burnt-down caravan, a hiding family, and the signs of a familiar bandit…

Credits

In this adventure, we are playing in the Dungeons and Dragons 5e system; in the Humblewood setting created and published by Hit Point Press

Tim Gallegos as the GM

Nathan Kuipers as Bertram Honksleaf (Lvl 5 Berserker Barbarian/1 Cleric; Stout Strig)

Seth Guthrie as Otis Sagraine (Lvl 6 Swashbuckler Rouge; Jerbeen)

Seth Kleinwort as Quill Greybell (Lvl 5 Gloomstalker Ranger/1 Rogue; Hedge)

Kyle Bateman as Jean O'Horton (Lvl 6 Vengeance Paladin; Pronghorn Cervan)

Maplewood Introduction “Wonderland” by RomanSenykMusic from Pixabay

Outro Music by Rob Benson leroyrobenson.com

"Home Life" by Tim Gallegos

Additional music and Sound FX were created by many folks at www.freesound.org, “The Wizard” by nakaradaalexander, and Pocket Bard

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S2E1 Maplewood - The Sapling

Mon, 13 Mar 2023 09:00:00 +0000

Join the Order of the Maple on their new adventure in the captivating land of Maplewood. Meet the party's heroes: Otis Sagraine, a quick-witted squirrel rogue; Bertram Honksleaf, a strong and focused goose berserker barbarian/cleric; Jean H'Orton, a determined moose paladin; and Quill Greybell, a skilled and stealthy hedge gloomstalker ranger/rogue.

In this exciting debut episode, they prepare for a mission brought to them by The Speaker, but danger looms as the blazing power of the Scorched Grove has spread to Marshview. With their unique abilities, the group must work together to overcome the challenges ahead. With engaging storytelling, beloved characters, and thrilling action, this adventure is not to be missed!

Credits

In this adventure, we are playing in the Dungeons and Dragons 5e system; in the Humblewood setting created and published by Hit Point Press

Tim Gallegos as the GM

Nathan Kuipers as Bertram Honksleaf (Lvl 5 Berserker Barbarian/1 Cleric; Stout Strig)

Seth Guthrie as Otis Sagraine (Lvl 6 Swashbuckler Rouge; Jerbeen)

Seth Kleinwort as Quill Greybell (Lvl 5 Gloomstalker Ranger/1 Rogue; Hedge)

Kyle Bateman as Jean O'Horton (Lvl 6 Vengeance Paladin; Pronghorn Cervan)

Maplewood Introduction “Wonderland” by RomanSenykMusic from Pixabay

Outro Music by Rob Benson leroyrobenson.com

"Home Life" by Tim Gallegos

Additional music and Sound FX were created by many folks at www.freesound.org, “The Wizard” by nakaradaalexander, and Tabletop Audio

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S2E0 Maplewood - Introducing Maplewood

Mon, 06 Mar 2023 10:05:00 +0000

Come hear a brief overview of the system, an introduction to our players and characters, and what type of world we will be playing!

Tim Gallegos as the GM

Nathan Kuipers as Bertram Honksleaf (Lvl 5 Berserker Barbarian/1 Cleric; Stout Strig)

Seth Guthrie as Otis Sagraine (Lvl 6 Swashbuckler Rouge; Jerbeen)

Seth Kleinwort as Quill Greybell (Lvl 5 Gloomstalker Ranger/1 Rogue; Hedge)

Kyle Bateman as Jean O'Horton (Lvl 6 Vengeance Paladin; Pronghorn Cervan)

This adventure will use Dungeons and Dragons 5e; in the Humblewood setting created and published by Hit Point Press.

S1E8 Rattlestead - After Show

Mon, 20 Feb 2023 07:57:58 +0000

Today we are discussing our first Adventure of Rattlestead, and "fan-submitted" questions!

Our next adventure will drop in two weeks - March 6th!

S1E7 Rattlestead - The Finale

Mon, 13 Feb 2023 07:57:02 +0000

Knowing that Clayton is the man behind all their troubles, the Saltpeter boys chase after a train in hopes of catching him before it’s too late. There is plenty of fighting, Truman may finally have his chance at confronting Rebecca, and Trapper will be avenged.

Thank you for joining us on our first Adventure of Rattlestead – it has been so fun to share it with you! Please see below for everyone that has contributed to our show. If you have any thoughts or would like to share your review, please do so on our social media or review us on Apple podcasts.

We will see you next week for a quick after-show episode. Our next Adventure – Maplewood, will come out on March 6^th!

Credits

Our first Adventure will use the Tiny Dungeon TTRPG system.

Seth Guthrie as the GM, Nathan Kuipers as Peet the “Tooth-Fairy” Grimsly, Kyle Bateman as Alvin Rivers, Seth Kleinwort as Three-Fingered Truman, and Tim Gallegos as Gowpen

Intro Music by Caffeine Creek Band from Pixabay

Outro Music by Rob Benson leroyrobenson.com

Additional Music by QubeSounds from Pixabay

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

S1E6 Rattlestead - Tale of Two Rivers

Mon, 06 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +0000

After getting rid of the Goblin Desperados, the gang is ready for a good time of rest. But they don’t realize that the Marshal is hot on their tail. We are leading up to the thrilling conclusion of Rattlestead, so here we go!

Credits

Our first Adventure will use the Tiny Dungeon TTRPG system.

Seth Guthrie as the GM, Nathan Kuipers as Peet the “Tooth-Fairy” Grimsly, Kyle Bateman as Alvin Rivers, Seth Kleinwort as Three-Fingered Truman, and Tim Gallegos as Gowpen

Intro Music by Caffeine Creek Band from Pixabay

Outro Music by Rob Benson leroyrobenson.com

Additional Music by QubeSounds from Pixabay

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

S1E5 Rattlestead - The New Goblin Boss

Mon, 30 Jan 2023 10:00:00 +0000

This week on Rattlestead, the gang leaves Talon’s Run, narrowly escaping the eye of the Marshall. The mystery of who betrayed the Saltpeter Boys becomes a little clearer, and we get to see how Peet and Gowpen are when facing a group of Goblin Desperados.

Credits

Our first Adventure will use the Tiny Dungeon TTRPG system.

Seth Guthrie as the GM, Nathan Kuipers as Peet the “Tooth-Fairy” Grimsly, Kyle Bateman as Alvin Rivers, Seth Kleinwort as Three-Fingered Truman, and Tim Gallegos as Gowpen

Intro Music by Caffeine Creek Band from Pixabay

Outro Music by Rob Benson leroyrobenson.com

Additional Music by QubeSounds from Pixabay

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Website: www.guadventurepod.com

S1E4 Rattlestead - The Spider, the Mine, and the Goblin

Mon, 23 Jan 2023 10:00:00 +0000

Trigger Warning // Arachnophobia, spiders

As the gang heads down into the mine, they meet a few different creatures, including another goblin... Peet continues his "conversation" with the strange man who was seen leaving the mine after the explosion.

Credits

Our first Adventure will use the Tiny Dungeon TTRPG system.

Seth Guthrie as the GM, Nathan Kuipers as Peet the “Tooth-Fairy” Grimsly, Kyle Bateman as Alvin Rivers, Seth Kleinwort as Three-Fingered Truman, and Tim Gallegos as Gowpen

Intro Music by Caffeine Creek Band from Pixabay

Outro Music by Rob Benson leroyrobenson.com

Additional Music by QubeSounds from Pixabay

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

S1E3 Rattlestead - The Three Trials

Mon, 16 Jan 2023 10:00:00 +0000

After finding Trapper dead in his room, the gang searches for a way to make money in the mines. But to prove themselves, they must each pass a trial, proving they have what it takes to handle the dangerous tunnels and monsters that lie ahead…

Credits

Our first Adventure will use the Tiny Dungeon TTRPG system.

Seth Guthrie as the GM, Nathan Kuipers as Peet the “Tooth-Fairy” Grimsly, Kyle Bateman as Alvin Rivers, and Seth Kleinwort as Three-Fingered Truman

Intro Music by Caffeine Creek Band from Pixabay

Outro Music by Rob Benson leroyrobenson.com

Additional Music by QubeSounds from Pixabay

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

S1E2 Rattlestead - Classic Trapper

Mon, 09 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

On the run from the law, the three Saltpeter Boys make their way to Talon’s Run. Will they find Trapper Gaines and discover his involvement with the bank robbery gone wrong? Find out as we continue our adventure into Rattlestead!

Our first Adventure will use the Tiny Dungeon TTRPG system.

Seth Guthrie as the GM, Nathan Kuipers as Peet the “Tooth-Fairy” Grimsly, Kyle Bateman as Alvin Rivers, and Seth Kleinwort as Three-Fingered Truman

Intro Music by Caffeine Creek Band from Pixabay

Outro Music by Rob Benson leroyrobenson.com

Additional Music by QubeSounds from Pixabay

Additional Editing was done by Tim Gallegos

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

S1E1 Rattlestead - Welcome to Rattlestead!

Mon, 02 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Welcome to Rattlestead! Join us on our inaugural adventure while we explore the Wild West with a goblin dentist, bounty hunter half-elf, and dwarf grifter. These three low-life bandits have recently been on the run from a bank robbery gone wrong.

Our first Adventure will use the Tiny Dungeon TTRPG system.

Seth Guthrie as the GM, Nathan Kuipers as Peet the “Tooth-Fairy” Grimsly, Kyle Bateman as Alvin Rivers, and Seth Kleinwort as Three-Fingered Truman

Intro Music by Caffeine Creek Band from Pixabay

Outro Music by Rob Benson leroyrobenson.com

Additional Music by QubeSounds from Pixabay

Additional Editing was done by Brooke Kleinwort and Tim Gallegos

Twitter: @GUAdventurePod

Instagram: @GUAdventurePod

Welcome to Guaranteed Adventures

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 16:40:14 +0000

Hello and welcome to Guaranteed Adventures where the stories might change but the adventure is guaranteed! We are a group who will be playing all sorts of different table top role playing game systems. Each adventure will be GM’d by different members of the group. Our family friendly content is designed to be enjoyed by adventurers of all ages. Think of them like a miniseries or short novel. The adventures are usually around 8 episodes and are released weekly with a few weeks break in between each adventure. Adventures will cover a variety of genres. From Westerns to fantasy, pirates to ninjas, and everything in between.

To stay up to date with what is happening you can follow us on Instagram @GUAdventurePod, Twitter @GUAdventurePod, and our website is www.guadventurepod.com.

Thanks for listening and we hope you enjoy these adventures as much as we do!