The Kingmaker Histories
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Creator: Meg Molloy Tuten
Full cast Fantasy Serial Audio Drama
Synopsis:
On the 19th of February, 1911, in the Valorian Socialist Republic, an assistant tailor named Colette Geise experienced a migraine that ruined her life. This is a historical account of what happened next. THE KINGMAKER HISTORIES is a steampunk weird fiction podcast about being gay and doing crime, brought to you by the freaks who brought you Less Is Morgue.
Format: Audio Drama
Continuity: Serial
Voices: Cast
Genres: Fantasy, Historical, Steampunk
Maturity: Young adult
Creator demographics: / Female / LGBTQ+ / Neurodivergent
Character demographics: / Female / LGBTQ+
Content warnings: / Violence
Country of origin: Australia
Transcript details: Show notes
Completion status: Partial
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Episodes:
the KINGMAKER HISTORIES - Trailer
Wed, 17 Aug 2022 05:46:54 +1000
The story of a seamstress, a diamond, a witch, two men in a van, and a large amount of invasive alien fauna.
KINGMAKER - premiering October 2022.
Prologue - The Fall of Crystal City
Sat, 08 Oct 2022 09:05:20 +1000
A royal advisor flees the castle on the night of a bloody revolution and finds the world’s best hiding place for the king’s secret doomsday weapon.
Content Warning: Childbirth, gunshots
Written by Meg Molloy Tuten
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Zane Schact - The King
Addison Peacock - Ariadne
Jeremy Showell - Gottlieb
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Additional voices - Henry Galley, Meg Molloy Tuten, Charlie Porritt, Josh Rubino, and Matt Baker.
Chapter One - Happy Konigstodestag!
Sat, 22 Oct 2022 09:08:22 +1000
Assistant tailor Colette Geise experiences a migraine that destroys her life.
Content Warning: Gore, gunshots.
Written by Meg Molloy Tuten
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Blythe Renay - Colette
Erika Sanderson - Ninette
Meg Molloy Tuten - Thea
Addison Peacock - Ariadne
Zane Schact - Leonid
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Additional voices - Henry Galley, Jamie Douglas.
Chapter Two - What the Hell is Blue?
Sat, 05 Nov 2022 09:00:50 +1000
Eisen conducts a series of highly scientific tests to determine how he can best use the Kingmaker to his advantage.
Content Warning: Swearing, gore, animal death
Written by Meg Molloy Tuten
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Blythe Renay - Colette
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Jamie Douglas - Maurice
Zane Schact - Labelle
Additional voices - Henry Galley, Gus Zagarella, Meg Molloy Tuten and Charlie Porrit.
Chapter Three - Remedial Haggling
Sat, 19 Nov 2022 08:48:06 +1000
The gang are trapped in a landscape of illusions by a master mentalist with an axe to grind.
Written by Dana Schiewe
Content Warning: Unreality, gunshots
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Blythe Renay - Colette
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Addison Peacock - Ariadne
Richie Ammons - Babyface John
Additional voices - Addison Peacock and Meg Molloy Tuten
Sat, 03 Dec 2022 08:19:27 +1000
When the trio are stranded in the middle of nowhere, their search for petrol leads them into a life-or-death situation.
Content Warning: Gore, Unreality, Fire, Jump scares
Written by Henry Galley
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Blythe Renay - Colette
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Addison Peacock - Ariadne
Gus Zagarella - Fransisco
Zane Schact - Leonid
Graham Rowat - Moretz
Additional voices - Jamie Douglas
Sat, 17 Dec 2022 08:02:55 +1000
Eisen accidentally drops a valuable artifact down the gullet of a giant monster.
Written by Meg Molloy Tuten
Content warning: Body horror, vomit.
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Graham Rowat - Moretz
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Blythe Renay - Colette
Addison Peacock - Daphne
Additional voices - Jamie Douglas, Meg Molloy Tuten and Henry Galley
Sat, 07 Jan 2023 08:01:18 +1000
In need of a doctor, the gang find themselves roped into a magical conflict between a man of the cloth and two wild women of the woods.
Content warning: Drowning, religious trauma
Written by Gus Zagarella
Cast in Order of Appearance:
David Ault - The Historian
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Blythe Renay - Colette
Roscoe Braman - Dr. Giroux
Dan Zappulla - Father Alain
Gus Zagarella - Prior Gregor
Kelly Nugent - Yvonne
Sena Bryer - Mirielle
Chapter Seven - You’ll Never Want to Leave!
Sat, 21 Jan 2023 08:06:35 +1000
Telesphore recieves a telegram from some childhood friends who live in a village full of Kehrseite ex-pats.
Content warning: Kidnapping
Written by Addison Peacock
Cast in Order of Appearance:
David Ault - the Historian
Misha Bakshi - Nikita
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Blythe Renay - Colette
Ryan Hoyle - Alkadies
Bonnie Calderwood Aspinall - Peregrine
Dallas Hawthorn - Finn
Addison Peacock - Clytemnestra
Additional voices - Jamie Douglas and Matt Baker
Sat, 04 Feb 2023 07:49:23 +1000
Fed up in her quest to get the Kingmaker, Ariadne tries a new strategy for getting information- being nice to people.
Content Warning: Torture, gore, body horror
Written by Max Kreisky
Cast in Order of Appearance:
David Ault - the Historian
Addison Peacock - Ariadne
Roscoe Braman - Dr. Giroux
Zane Schact - Leonid
Erika Sanderson - Ninette
Blythe Renay - Colette
Additional voices - Max Kreisky, Gus Zagarella, Henry Galley
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Chapter Nine - Pink Seagrass Blues
Sat, 18 Feb 2023 08:53:45 +1000
Eisen and Telesphore finally get around to introducing Colette to their fleshcrafter friend, but before they can reverse the spell on the Kingmaker she makes them run a few errands.
Content Warnings: Gunshots
Written by Meg Molloy Tuten
Cast in Order of Appearance:
David Ault - the Historian
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Blythe Renay - Colette
Nichole Goodnight - Imogen
Amina Koroma - Jenny
Roscoe Braman - Travers
Chapter Ten - Chateau de Arme Brilliante
Sat, 04 Mar 2023 07:02:41 +1000
They have a saying in the VSR - "The past doesn't stay where you want it to."
Content Warning: Gunshots, explosions, gore.
Written by Meg Molloy Tuten
Cast in Order of Appearance:
David Ault - the Historian
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Blythe Renay - Colette
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Will De Renzy Martin - Axel
BK Dawson - Gottlieb
Kat Walker Shea - Milena
Addison Peacock - Ariadne
Zane Schact - Leonid and Minister Labelle
Graham Rowat - Moretz
Richie Ammons - Babyface John
Additional voices - EJ Smith, Jamie Douglas, Henry Galley, and Meg Molloy Tuten
The Kingmaker Histories: Season Two Trailer
Wed, 02 Aug 2023 08:00:00 +1000
An Important Announcement from the Valorian Army, for the Citizens of the VSR.
New episodes releasing soon.
Written by Meg Molloy Tuten
Bradley Gareth - Commander Holzmann
David Ault - The Historian
The Valorian National Anthem was composed and performed by June Isenhart. The Kingmaker Histories theme was composed and performed by Professor Shyguy.
Chapter Eleven - Nothing Like a Good Prison Riot
Sun, 24 Sep 2023 09:00:00 +1000
The gang runs into some trouble with the law.
Content Warning: Gunshots, gore
Written by Meg Molloy Tuten, exec produced by Henry Galley, foley design by Jam Wright, opening theme by Professor Shyguy
Cast in Order of Appearance:
David Ault - the Historian
Graham Rowat - Moretz
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Blythe Renay - Colette
Richie Ammons - Babyface John
BK Dawson - Gottlieb
Bradley Gareth - Holzmann
Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel
Lou Sutcliffe - Frankini
Additional voices - Zane Schact, Roscoe Braman, Matt Baker
Socials:
Chapter Twelve - Straightforward Solutions
Sat, 07 Oct 2023 09:00:00 +1000
While the boys are in jail, Colette deals with problems of her own.
Content Warning: Gore
Written by Meg Molloy Tuten
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Josh Rubino - Rothbart and Telesphore
Bradley Gareth - Holzmann
Liz Morey - Margot
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Blythe Renay - Colette
Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel
Rob O'Dwyer - Knock
Ryan Hoyle - Ivo
Socials:
Sat, 21 Oct 2023 08:00:58 +1000
An administrative screw-up leads to one of Eisen's magic artifacts being mistaken for a little girl's dollhouse.
Content Warning: Fire
Written by Meg Molloy Tuten
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
BK Dawson - Gottlieb
Blythe Renay - Colette
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Meg Molloy Tuten - Gretchen
Kai Ava Hauser - Lisa
Rob O'Dwyer - Fashingbauer
Erika Sanderson - Ninette
Socials:
Chapter Fourteen -Knock Twice for No
Sat, 04 Nov 2023 08:25:58 +1000
Colette drags the boys to a public seance hosted by the VSR's best spiritualist.
Content Warning: Vomit/choking sounds (13:01)
Written by Addison Peacock
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Blythe Renay - Colette
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Lisa Sowden - Katerina
Additional Voices - Meg Molloy Tuten, Daisy McNamara, Henry Galley, Roscoe Braman, Charlie Poritt
Socials:
Chapter Fifteen - Run Rabbit Run!
Sat, 18 Nov 2023 09:00:00 +1000
An unorthodox job offer sends the gang down a rabbit hole through the seediest part of an already very seedy city.
Content Warning: Gunshots(27:29-27:37), fire, gore, sexual noises (7:40-8:04), discussion of human trafficking, discussed and implied animal abuse, implied sexual abuse.
Written by Henry Galley
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Blythe Renay - Colette
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Danny Doyle - Dolph
Zane Schact - Balek and Leipzig Paul
Ron Guan - Rudy
Eden - Nixe
Additional Voices - Meg Molloy Tuten, Addison Peacock, LadyImperatrix, Charlie Green, ConnFlakes, EJ Smith, Jamie Douglas, Roscoe Braman, Matt Baker, and Joe Cliff Thompson
Socials:
Mon, 27 Nov 2023 06:18:18 +1000
Eisen's latest invention leaves the gang very, very far from home.
Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. Produced by Rogue Dialogue Productions.
Cast in order of appearance-
Blythe Renay - Colette
Casey Callaghan - Father Ben
Josh Rubino - Telesphore and Father Klem
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Socials:
Sat, 23 Dec 2023 09:00:00 +1000
The cast and crew of the Kingmaker Histories answer all of your burning questions.
Featuring music from TeknoAXE and Odd Chap
Special thanks to the following fans for sending questions:
Fawkes, Keiran, The Zucreature of Zulandia, Commissar Mitch, Yami, Newton Green, Julcynea, Lou, Chris of Many Hats, Ethan, Greg with 13 E's
Chapter Sixteen - For the Republic!
Sat, 13 Jan 2024 09:00:00 +1000
Following Ariadne's apparent death, Leonid deals with his lack of purpose by joining the army.
Content Warning: Gunshots, vomit (12:38 - 12:40), gore, body horror
Written by Max Kreisky
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Zane Schact - Leonid
Joe Cliff Thompson - Berger
Addison Peacock - Ariadne
Additional Voices - Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Max Kriesky
Socials:
Chapter Seventeen - Cutting the Mustard
Sat, 27 Jan 2024 10:00:00 +1000
The gang go to Dijon, France to do some industrial sabotage.
Content Warning: Vomit (21:52-22:12)
Written by Gus Zagarella
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Blythe Renay - Colette
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Erika Sanderson - Janice
Damon Alums - Sebastian
Dontae Majors - Garnier
Andrew Randall - Lelouche
Socials:
Sat, 10 Feb 2024 08:03:38 +1000
The gang get lost in the Seltsamwald, where they aren't quite as alone as they thought.
Content Warning: Gunshots, kidnapping, unpleasant eating noises (23:52-24:08)
Written by Meg Molloy Tuten
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Blythe Renay - Colette
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Rob O'Dwyer - Fashingbauer
Lou Sutcliffe - Jerome
Jonny Sims - Charbonneau
Matt Baker - Berenger
Additional Voices - Henry Galley, Jamie Douglas, Gus Zagarella
Socials:
Chapter Nineteen - Birthday Presents
Sat, 24 Feb 2024 08:14:04 +1000
Maxim Moretz gives Iyer, Winterlich and Co. their most perilous mission yet- attending his nephew’s birthday party.
Written by Meg Molloy Tuten
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Misha Bakshi - Nikita
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Blythe Renay - Colette
Zuwie Lefou - Dieter
Graham Rowat - Moretz
Moe Rock - Helga
Alex Bui - Clover
Additional Voices - Henry Galley, Meg Molloy Tuten, Addison Peacock, Roscoe Braman
Socials:
Chapter Twenty - Swiss Holiday
Sat, 09 Mar 2024 08:09:15 +1000
Trouble comes knocking.
Content Warnings: Gore, gunshots
Written by Charlie Green
Cast in order of appearance-
David Ault - The Historian
Maxadrian Burton - Kruger
Bradley Gareth - Holzmann
Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel
Graham Rowat - Moretz
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Blythe Renay - Colette
Lucas Martinez - Lando
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Appendix ii - Klaus Holzmann's Guide to Self-Management
Sat, 20 Apr 2024 22:49:25 +1000
The supreme commander of the Valorian army gives you some valuable life advice.
Content Warning: Gunshots (3:35-3:36)
Written by Henry Galley. With Bradley Gareth as Holzmann.
The Valorian National Anthem was composed and performed by June Isenhart.
Socials:
Appendix iii - Telesphore Winterlich's Perfect Cup of Coffee
Sat, 27 Apr 2024 08:47:33 +1000
Enjoy a hot coffee, the Winterlich way.
Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. With Josh Rubino as Telesphore.
Socials:
Appendix iv - Ariadne Culver's Guide to Being Woman in the Workplace
Sat, 04 May 2024 10:00:00 +1000
Learn the secrets of feminine success from the VSR's premier fleshcrafter. Though, you might not live to implement her advice.
Content Warning: mentions of animal abuse (2:41-2:46), gore (3:49-4:20)
Written and performed by Addison Peacock.
Socials:
Appendix v - Eisen Iyer Changes Your Car Tyre
Sat, 29 Jun 2024 08:00:00 +1000
Eisen explains how to change a tyre, or something to that effect.
Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. With Taqi Nazeer as Eisen.
Socials:
Appendix vi - Maxim Moretz's Guide to Business
Sat, 27 Jul 2024 09:00:00 +1000
Maxim Moretz and his nephew, Dieter, give you tips on how to run a wholesome, ethical, and legitimate family business.
Content Warning: violence against children (1:06-1:08), unreality (1:23-1:29), suicide mention (2:20-2:25) (3:00-3:05)
Written by Henry Galley
Cast in order of appearance-
Graham Rowat - Moretz
Zuwie Lefou - Dieter
Socials:
Sat, 10 Aug 2024 09:00:00 +1000
Featuring: unruly cats, very creative swearing, Star Wars references, actors wishing harm on the showrunner, and a handy mnemonic for remembering that you are far-sighted.
Music by Odd Chap
Chapter Twenty-One- Operation Tiebreaker
Sat, 12 Oct 2024 09:00:03 +1000
Unfortunately, the Kingmaker is no longer just the VSR's problem.
Content Warnings: Eating/slurping noises (1:59 - 2:13), body horror/gore (4:22 - 5:14), discussion of animal death (31:14 - 31:55)
Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. Exec. produced by Henry Galley and Ashlee Craft.
Cast in order of appearance:
David Ault - The Historian and Winston Churchill
Jenna Rose - Schultz
Addison Peacock - Ariadne
Elizabeth Plant - Maria
Blythe Renay - Colette
Taqi Nazeer - Eisen
Josh Rubino - Telesphore
Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel
Pandora Beatrix - Roxana
Bradley Gareth - Holzmann
Zane Schact - Sir Edward Grey
Jake Parr - C
Aaron Moy - Harlow
Additional Voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Austin Lee Matthews
Music Used:
Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek
Murder on the Artlist Express - idokay
The Bacon - Vivek Abishek
The Kingmaker Histories Theme - Professor Shyguy
Succubi - Vivek Abishek
Dragons - Vivek Abishek
Chasing the Moon - Vivek Abishek
The Door - Vivek Abishek
Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek
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Chapter Twenty-Two- Fenetre L'Esprit
Sat, 26 Oct 2024 08:00:00 +1000
Colette hasn’t been herself lately. Content Warnings: unreality, gore (1:29-1:31) (14:16-14:28), threat of self harm (15:42-14:46), body horror (19:56-20:03), choking (29:28-29:43) Transcript Link Written by Addison Peacock Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian Addison Peacock - Ariadne Richie Ammons- Babyface John Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Ty Wilkins - Sinclair Additional Voices by Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Jamie Douglas, Jasper Taylor Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Double Espresso (Ty Simon Mix) - The Original Orchestra The Circus - Vivek Abishek Unfaithful Doll - Ludvig Moulin Chasing the Moon - Vivek Abishek Deer Woman - Vivek Abishek A Short Story of Paris - Max H The Spirit - Vivek Abishek Late Night Snack - The Fly Guy Five When the Music Goes Around - TeknoAXE Wat Dat Dee - TeknoAXE Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek
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Chapter Twenty-Three - The Road to Bad Spukberg
Sat, 09 Nov 2024 08:00:00 +1000
A storm forces the gang to take refuge in a castle with a rich, sexy family whose members definitely, probably, don’t drink blood. Content Warnings: animal death (24:26-24:37) Transcript Link Written by Lou Sutcliffe Cast in order of appearance: David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Zuwie Lefou - Marguerita Nate Washko - Aster Caroline Orejuela - Jonquille Ty Coker - Kiefer Lauren Grace Thompson - Lilie Lou Sutcliffe - Birnbaum Music Used: Murder Under the Bridge - Vivek Abishek Chernoye Vedma - Ian Post The Bats - Vivek Abishek A Thief’s Waltz - Victor Lundberg Murder Amongst the Roses - Peter Cavallo Bird People - Vivek Abishek Greedy Personality - Ludvig Moulin Into the Mist - Vivek Abishek Socials: