Beyond Help (A Sinclair Wants to Help! Multi-part Adventure)
32 episodes
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Creator: Cardboard Productions
Solo Horror Serial Audio Book
Synopsis:
Beyond Help is a mutli-episode epic starring the mildly malicious million-year old minor-level deity, Sinclair, who meets a mysterious woman who has taken on the persona of The Daylight, a legendary vampire hunter. They must travel together to Ireland, on a journey to slay a vampire who haunts both of their pasts- Countess Sanguine Amanto. Featuring an all star cast from across the world of independent audio drama, Beyond Help is a massive adventure serial that will bring you back to those late Saturday nights watching anime and action cartoons that were just a *little* out of your age range.
Language: English
Format: Audio Book
Continuity: Serial
Writing: Scripted
Voices: Solo
Genres: Horror, Comedy, Alt history
Maturity: Mature
Content warnings: / Abusive behaviour / Alcohol and drug abuse / Mental illness / Violence
Country of origin: United States
Completion status: Partial
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Episodes:
Beyond Help Episode 2: Let Them Cry, "Dirty Traitor!"
Sat, 10 May 2025 23:01:00 GMT
Content Warning:Historical war violence, depictions of historical figures, discussion of history, use of firearms, use of firearms, alcohol use, character death, irreverent humor and song lyrics, and adult language.
The adventure continues as Sinclair and The Daylight begin their travels together. Sinclair, however, has the attention span of an intoxicated gnat, and has delayed a 12 hour drive into a week and a half, stopping at countless tourist traps on their journey to Nashville, much to The Daylight's chagrin. Upon stopping at a historical fast food restaurant in Corbin, Kentucky, The Daylight has had enough of his antics, and decides to take some time to partake in her favorite pastime- killing vampires. There's also a front seat display of Sinclair’s past, with a flashback to his time in the American Civil War- and how he assassinated General Stonewall Jackson.
Beyond Help stars Mel Nichols as The Daylight and Lauren Tucker as Countess Sanguine Amanto
Episode 2 “Let Them Cry, “Dirty Traitor” “
features Scott R McKinley as Abraham Lincoln and Stonewall Jackson
AJ Fidalgo as Edwin Stanton
Alex Birks as Waylon
Izze Sykes as Charlie
Rebecca Krause as Jennings
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Gail
Maddie Cooper as the Fast Food Worker
Additional Voices performed by Sean Drabik
Written, directed, and produced by Sean Drabik
With Associate Producers Lauren Tucker and Mel Nichols
Story Consultant Cat Kirby
Script Editor Lumi Oakes
Public Domain Music and Film Audio:
Revielle Variations performed by the US Army Old Guard Fife and Drum Corps
The Battle Hymn of the Republic performed by the US Air Force Band
Marching Through Georgia performed by Clarence Whitehall
The Dover Boys at Pimento University directed by Chuck Jones
Disorder in the Court directed by Jack White (under the pseudonym Preston Black)
Shenandoah performed by The United States Air Force Academy Band
Virginia Blues performed by The Bar Harbor Society Orchestra
I Wanna Go Back to Dixie by Tom Lehrer
When Johnny Comes Marching Home performed by the United States Air Force Band
When Johnny Comes Marching Home performed by the USMA Band
Demonstration performed by Marsel Minga
Dixie's Land performed by the United States Military Academy Band
Battle Hymn of the Republic performed by Frank C. Stanley and Elise Stevenson
Beyond Help Episode 1: Me Here, at Last, on the Ground
Sat, 10 May 2025 23:00:00 GMT
Content Warnings:Irreverent humor and song lyrics, loud noises, use of firearms, public displays of violence, character death, use of alcohol, and adult language. The long trip starts here! Sinclair, a million-year-old minor level deity with a penchant for vagrancy and financial scheming, has been, for the first time in many hundreds of thousands of years, staying in one place and biding his time, forced into suburban settlement through mysterious circumstances. He's become friends (?) with some of the local vampire population and found a restaurant with good boneless wings, but even those aren't enough to keep him from being agitated by seemingly endless waiting. What is he waiting for? For the centerpiece of his long task, a mythological vampire hunter who slashes through the undead like the sun cutting away darkness, known simply as The Daylight. But when she finally arrives, she's far from being up to a conversation with Sinclair, and quickly goes on the attack. Can Sinclair, in a weakened state, keep up with this woman with the destructive personality of a tornado? Why has Sinclair been forced to stand still in time? Why does The Daylight hate vampires so much? And will she be lured to working with him when he reveals his task- hunting down Countess Sanguine Amanto?Beyond Help stars Mel Nichols as The Daylight and Lauren Tucker as Countess Sanguine Amanto. Episode 1, “Me Here, At Last, On the Ground,” featuresHera Alexander as Russell
Michael E. Freemantle as Bertrand
Walter Mack as Lyle
Cat Kirby as Annie
Izze Sykes as Fortunato
And Chrisi Talyn Saje as GailAdditional voices provided by Sean DrabikProduced, written, and directed by Sean Drabik
With Associate Producers Lauren Tucker and Mel Nichols ,
Script Editor Lumi Oakes
And Story Consultant Cat KirbyMusic and Sound Effects in the Public Domain:
Twelve From the Black Book 4/03/01 by Lloyd Rogers
See Me Through by The Cimmaron Show Review
After You've Gone performed by the US Coast Guard Band
I Ain't Got Nobody performed by Marion Harris
We Will All Go Together When We Go by Tom Lehrer
Concerto for Two Violins in D-Minor 1-Fast performed by Lloyd Rogers and Cartesian Reunion Memorial Orchestra
Non Sara by Franti
Danse Macabre performed by Katapolto
Walk That Dog performed by The US Army Blues Band
St. James Infirmary performed by United State Airforce Academy Band
Blue Skies performed by William Robyn
Mon, 28 Apr 2025 12:20:14 GMT
Premiering May 10th!It's finally time- Beyond Help premieres this May! Sinclair returns on a journey with a mysterious vampire hunter, called The Daylight. Together, they meet friends and enemies from Sinclair's past as they make their way to Ireland, so The Daylight can have a final confrontation with the Vampire who set her life on this course- Countess Sanguine Amanto. It's an adventure so big, we had to do a soft reboot. Premiering this May! This trailer features Mel Nichols, Lauren TuckerMichael E. Freemantle Alex BirksIzzy SykesAnnounced by AJ FidalgoMusic Featured created by Anonymous420, acquired through Free Music Archive, and used under Attribution 4.0 license. links:Corner: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Anonymous420/___1389/Anonymous420_-____-_01_Overtime Matrix:https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Anonymous420/___1389/Anonymous420_-____-_08__/Changes have been made to suit the purposes of this trailer
Beyond Help Preview Trailer - Premiering this May!
Fri, 11 Apr 2025 16:40:26 GMT
It's finally time- Beyond Help premieres this May! Sinclair returns on a journey with a mysterious vampire hunter, called The Daylight. Together, they meet friends and enemies from Sinclair's past as they make their way to Ireland, so The Daylight can have a final confrontation with the Vampire who set her life on this course- Countess Sanguine Amanto. It's an adventure so big, we had to do a soft reboot. Premiering this May! This trailer features Mel Nichols, Lauren Tucker Michael E. Freemantle Hera Alexander Cat Kirby Scott R McKinley Announced by AJ Fidalgo Music Featured created by Anonymous420, acquired through Free Music Archive, and used under Attribution 4.0 license. links: Corner: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Anonymous420/___1389/Anonymous420_-____-_01_ Summer Blues: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Anonymous420/___1389/Anonymous420_-____-_03__/ Overtime Matrix: https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Anonymous420/___1389/Anonymous420_-____-_08__/ Changes have been made to suit the purposes of this trailer
Thu, 02 Jan 2025 00:29:02 GMT
Ring in the new year with Sinclair, as he goes over some of the new entries in the United States Public Domain! He's joined by a special guest, right from the 2025 Public Domain class, Popeye the Sailor!
This episode includes irreverent humor, and references to politics and depictions of historical racist caricatures. Listener discretion is advised.
Links to Public Domain 2025 information:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_in_public_domain
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_American_films_of_1929
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1929_in_literature
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1924_in_music
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1929_in_music
(note: Only sheet music and lyrics published in 1929 have entered the public domain, not recorded music)
A Drunkard's Christmas Carol (Or; Sinclair's Roasting on an Open Fire)
Sat, 21 Dec 2024 05:00:00 GMT
Sinclair is back, just in time for the Holidays! The daffy deity just wants to enjoy a lonely Christmas with his cat, a copious count of cocktails, and enough Detroit-style pizza to feed the militia of a small state. But a visit from the ghost of an occasional business associate drags Sinclair into the heart of a neo-Dickension nightmare. But Sinclair is no Scrooge, and the future holds little anxiety for a deathless creature of a million years of age. The past however... Will Sinclair's love of alcohol keep him safe from his past, or will he be forced to face his many, many mistakes? And what is the gold ring around his hat, that he claims has crippled his powers? Find out in this festively depressing adventure! This podcast episode includes depictions of alcoholism and drug use, depictions of trauma, disregard for consent and physical boundaries, and depictions of seasonal depression. Listener discretion is advised. A Drunkard's Christmas Carol starred, in order of appearance:
Maude Willis as The Narrator
Jess McCoy as Kaleidoscope
Tyler Moody as Bradley
Mel Nichols as The Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come
Lauren Tucker as The Ghost of Christmas Present
Scott R McKinley as The Ghost of Christmas Past
Featuring appearances by Michael E Freemantle as Bertrand
Cat Kirby as Annie
Hera Alexander as Russell
Walter Mack as Lyle
Other voices provided by Sean Drabik
Written, directed and produced by Sean Drabik
Lumi Oakes is Script Editor
Cat Kirby is Story Consultant
Additional audio editing by Jess McCoy
All music and film audio used are in the Public Domain
Alex Birks is the announcer
Full Interview with Sinclair: MeevTeevNeev News
Sat, 21 Sep 2024 04:00:00 GMT
Sinclair's full interview with MeevTeevNeev News, a preview of the upcoming audio drama series "Beyond Help"
The Changeling Reporter was played by AJ Fidalgo
Kaleidoscope was played by Jess McCoy
The Screaming Voice was Alyssa Roldan
and Lauren Tucker appeared as Countess Sanguine Amanto.
Additional sound editing by Jess McCoy.
Music and sound effects are in the public domain
"I Ain't Got Nobody" performed by Marion Harris
"Blue Skies" performed by William Robyn
"Selling Out" and "N'T" by Tom Lehrer
Breaking News Update: Sinclair has been Found!
Fri, 20 Sep 2024 04:00:00 GMT
After months of absence, Sinclair, the million-year-old minor deity with the attention span of a millisecond, has been found! Hear the exclusive story here first, then listen to the full interview with Sinclair, coming soon!
The Changeling Reporter was played by AJ Fidalgo
Tue, 17 Sep 2024 00:00:00 GMT
Mane finem cogito vestrum. Loquor cum amicis meis, cogito de te.et sciunt? Est animum amitto.
Fri, 15 Dec 2023 05:00:00 GMT
Happy Holidays!The full audio drama mini-series, in its entirety. Sinclair must protect a human from the persistent affections of a vampire countess, a job he thinks should be easy enough. But Sanguine Amanto is the kind of challenge Sinclair hasn't had in a long time. And can he protect someone who might not want to be saved?
content warnings:Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy
Duality Part 4: The Conclusion
Fri, 01 Dec 2023 05:00:00 GMT
Ian has gone to Sanguine, leaving Riley Kiley and Sinclair forced to put aside their issues and try to rescue him. But does Sinclair's plan put Ian in even more danger? Check out the conclusion of Duality!
content warnings: Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy
Public Domain songs used:
I'm Gonna Get You performed by Mamie Smith and her Jazz Hounds
I'm a Jazz Vampire performed by Marion Harris
Thu, 23 Nov 2023 05:00:00 GMT
Sinclair and Sanguine have another discussion over dinner, and Ian receives a package in the mail.
content warnings: Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy
The Duality Drinking Game! (Part 3 Premieres November 23!)
Wed, 15 Nov 2023 02:00:00 GMT
Enjoying Duality? Then here's a way to enjoy it more! Drink up and get ready for Part 3 of the limited event series on November 23rd.
Tue, 07 Nov 2023 05:00:00 GMT
In the second part of Duality, Sinclair meets Ian's best friend and learns just how committed Sanguine is to acquiring him. Sinclair teaches them both about vampires and goes to meet an old friend of his for help.
content warnings:Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy.
Fri, 27 Oct 2023 04:00:00 GMT
In the first part of a multi-part story, Sinclair meets the meek journalist Ian Price, and takes on the job of protecting him from the advances of a beautiful and terrifying vampire Countess, Sanguine Amanto.
content warnings:Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy.
Premiering Oct. 27th! Duality: A Sinclair Wants to Help! Limited Series (Trailer)
Sun, 24 Sep 2023 02:00:00 GMT
In his first full-cast audio drama, Sinclair faces his most dangerous opponent yet, when he's contracted to protect amateur journalist Ian Price from vampire noblewoman Countess Sanguine Amanto, who has decided that Ian shall become her newest servant. Sinclair must find a way to protect Ian against the relentless stalking of the countess, and also find a way to stop himself from getting distracted.
Thu, 21 Sep 2023 04:00:00 GMT
Happy one-year anniversary! Sinclair is still busy with his latest case, but has left you a special message for the celebration, along with his recent crossover with Madison on the Air, now available on this feed. And get ready for more stories, coming very, very soon.
Sinclair's Outgoing Voicemail #1 (Hear him on the newest Madison On the Air!)
Wed, 30 Aug 2023 17:00:00 GMT
Send us a textSinclair is still busy with a new job, but you can hear him on September 1st in a crossover episode with Madison on the Air! Listen to Madison on the Air wherever you listen to podcasts, or check out the show's website below! Thank you Chrisi Talyn Saje for making this crossover a reality! https://www.madisonontheair.com/Wanna stay updated with Sinclair Wants to Help? Or just talk about the show? Then join the show's Discord server! https://discord.gg/nbwqBbT35
Thu, 15 Jun 2023 04:00:00 GMT
Send us a textIn this episode, Sinclair teaches about the dangers of reading other people's mail. Go ahead, take a peek!Content Warning: References to historical tragedy and terroristic acts.
Thu, 25 May 2023 04:00:00 GMT
Send us a textSinclair has been hired to hunt down the Pied Piper of Hamelin, to take revenge for what was taken from the village. Don't blow off this story! Content Warning: References to human trafficking, implications of child abuse, depictions of violence, and depictions of animal death.
Sun, 07 May 2023 17:00:00 GMT
Send us a textIt's a long overdue update for Spring, talking about upcoming episodes, the Audio Verse Awards, my physical form, and even answering a letter from a fan!
Fri, 21 Apr 2023 01:00:00 GMT
Send us a textSinclair returns with a story of technology and innovation from the dawn of time! Let the good times roll!A special thanks to the Not-Quite-Ready-for-Primitive-Time Players, who are:Jacob BirksClay ClarkRen
Sat, 11 Feb 2023 10:00:00 GMT
Send us a textSinclair Wants to Help! A Supernatural Self-Help Podcast returns this Spring! Catch up on the series now, and get ready for three all-new stories of horror and hilarity! Need Advice from Sinclair? Email the show at sinclairwantstohelp@gmail.com, and the goofy god will read your problem and offer a divine solution!
2023 New Year's Resolution Special!
Sun, 08 Jan 2023 02:00:00 GMT
Send us a textHappy New Year! Join Sinclair as he offers advice on how to stay focused on your New Year's Resolutions, featuring letters written by some of your favorite audio drama podcasters! It's a great start to a year we've all been dreading! A Special Thanks to the shows who contributed emails to this show:Human-B-Gon! https://www.human-b-gon.com/October's Children! https://octoberschildrenpodcast.captivate.fm/The Night Post! https://nightpostpod.com/Small Victories! https://...
Sat, 03 Dec 2022 01:00:00 GMT
Send us a textHere are important updates for the show going into the end of the year!
Tiny Tim, Who Did Not Die: The Sinclair Wants to Help! Holiday Spectacular
Fri, 02 Dec 2022 05:00:00 GMT
Send us a textEbeneezer Scrooge has gone mad, Tiny Tim has become immortal, The Krampus is enraged, and Sinclair, the million-year-old minor-level deity, is going to find a way to profit from it. Because isn't that what the holidays are really about? Unwrap this special episode of Sinclair Wants to Help! A Supernatural Self-Help Podcast.
Fri, 04 Nov 2022 18:00:00 GMT
Send us a textHello everyone, Sinclair here! This is the first of the monthly update episodes I'll be doing to let you all know what's going on with the show, as well as talk about other things on occasion. If you love the show, there's exciting news you won't want to miss.
Halloween Mini-Episode: A Well-Done is Rare, For a Medium
Sat, 22 Oct 2022 03:00:00 GMT
Send us a textIn this Halloween mini-episode, Sinclair tells a ghostly tale of psychic mediums, family loyalty, copious irony, and Cajun accents. Consider it a little treat for the season.
Episode 3:The Checkmate Killings
Wed, 21 Sep 2022 06:00:00 GMT
Send us a textIn this episode of Sinclair Wants to Help!, Sinclair tells a story of zealous worship, raucous music, and the brutal murder of beloved royal icons. You can't help falling in love with this bizarre mystery told by Sinclair the Soultradesmen!Content Warning:Depiction of crime scene, Serial Murder, Allusions to Sexual Harrassment
Episode 2:The Life and Times of Milo Pendry
Wed, 21 Sep 2022 05:00:00 GMT
Send us a textIn this installment of Sinclair Wants to Help!, Sinclair tells the story of one of his dear friends, Milo Pendry, America's Happiest Executioner. You'll hear how he became beloved by townsfolk and condemned prisoners alike, how he crusaded against the electric chair, and how he became a performing superstar. You'll be hanging at every word!Content Warning:Depictions of Capitial Punishment, Outlandish Animal Cruelty, Grieving for Loss of a Loved One, Parricide
Wed, 21 Sep 2022 04:00:00 GMT
Updated and Improved mix and cut! In the first episode of Sinclair Wants to Help!, Sinclair introduces himself, and tells the history of Lenny Sarkon, the Megaladon Corporation, and a pet craze that was doomed to the cutest of tragedies. You'll really want to sink your teeth into it!
Content Warning: Violence, Drug Use, Outlandish Animal Cruelty
Sinclair Wants to Help! Volume 1 Trailer
Sun, 28 Aug 2022 03:00:00 GMT
Send us a textSinclair Wants to Help! Volume 1 contains three hilarious and bizarre short stories told with a flair that only its host, the million-year-old minor-level deity Sinclair The Soultradesman can supply. Coming this Fall!