Sinclair Wants to Help! A Supernatural Self-Help Podcast
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Creator: Cardboard Productions
Horror, Comedy, Alt history Single-voiced Serial Audio Book
Synopsis:
Sinclair Wants to Help! A Supernatural Self-Help Podcast is a horror-comedy series starring Sinclair, a minor-level deity who's lived for millions of years and collected millions of dollars in debt. Join him as he tells stories from his illustrious life and talks about all the wonderful and weird people he's met and places he's been and passes his knowledge and dark secrets onto you.
Format: Audio Book
Continuity: Serial
Voices: Single
Genres: Horror, Comedy, Alt history
Framing device: Show within a show
Maturity: Mature
Creator demographics:
Character demographics:
Content warnings (creator selected): / Abusive behaviour / Alcohol and drug abuse / Mental illness / Violence
Country of origin: United States
Transcript details:
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Episodes:
Fri, 15 Dec 2023 00:00:00 -0500
Happy Holidays!
The full audio drama mini-series, in its entirety.
Sinclair must protect a human from the persistent affections of a vampire countess, a job he thinks should be easy enough. But Sanguine Amanto is the kind of challenge Sinclair hasn't had in a long time. And can he protect someone who might not want to be saved?
content warnings:
Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy
Public Domain materials used:
I'm Gonna Get You performed by Mamie Smith and her Jazz Hounds
I'm a Jazz Vampire performed by Marion Harris
Hungarian Dance No. 20, D Minor performed by Efrem Zimbalist
Ave Maria performed by Lucy Isabelle Marsh and Francis J. Lapitino
Simple aveu 1910 performed by Stehl Lufsky Schuetze
Night of the Living Dead (1968) directed by George Romero
The Hermit's Cave Radio Series: Episode Title- The Vampire's Desire produced by William Conrad
Duality Part 4: The Conclusion
Fri, 01 Dec 2023 00:00:00 -0500
Ian has gone to Sanguine, leaving Riley Kiley and Sinclair forced to put aside their issues and try to rescue him. But does Sinclair's plan put Ian in even more danger? Check out the conclusion of Duality!
content warnings:
Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy
Public Domain songs used:
I'm Gonna Get You performed by Mamie Smith and her Jazz Hounds
I'm a Jazz Vampire performed by Marion Harris
Hungarian Dance No. 20, D Minor performed by Efrem Zimbalist
Ave Maria performed by Lucy Isabelle Marsh and Francis J. Lapitino
Simple aveu 1910 performed by Stehl Lufsky Schuetze
Thu, 23 Nov 2023 00:00:00 -0500
Sinclair and Sanguine have another discussion over dinner, and Ian receives a package in the mail.
content warnings:
Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy
The Duality Drinking Game! (Part 3 Premieres November 23!)
Tue, 14 Nov 2023 21:00:00 -0500
Enjoying Duality? Then here's a way to enjoy it more! Drink up and get ready for Part 3 of the limited event series on November 23rd.
Tue, 07 Nov 2023 00:00:00 -0500
In the second part of Duality, Sinclair meets Ian's best friend and learns just how committed Sanguine is to acquiring him. Sinclair teaches them both about vampires and goes to meet an old friend of his for help.
content warnings:
Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy.
Fri, 27 Oct 2023 00:00:00 -0400
In the first part of a multi-part story, Sinclair meets the meek journalist Ian Price, and takes on the job of protecting him from the advances of a beautiful and terrifying vampire Countess, Sanguine Amanto.
content warnings:
Discussion or depictions of suicide, sexuality, alcohol abuse, death, disease, and conspiracy.
Premiering Oct. 27th! Duality: A Sinclair Wants to Help! Limited Series (Trailer)
Sat, 23 Sep 2023 22:00:00 -0400
In his first full-cast audio drama, Sinclair faces his most dangerous opponent yet, when he's contracted to protect amateur journalist Ian Price from vampire noblewoman Countess Sanguine Amanto, who has decided that Ian shall become her newest servant. Sinclair must find a way to protect Ian against the relentless stalking of the countess, and also find a way to stop himself from getting distracted. Coming soon.
Starring
Lauren Tucker as Sanguine Amanto
Phyruss Diyar as Riley Kiley
Chrisi Talyn Saje as Gail Debney
Jason Warner as Kuirios
Lauren Tucker announced this trailer
Thu, 21 Sep 2023 00:00:00 -0400
Happy one-year anniversary! Sinclair is still busy with his latest case, but has left you a special message for the celebration, along with his recent crossover with Madison on the Air, now available on this feed. And get ready for more stories, coming very, very soon.
Sinclair's Outgoing Voicemail #1 (Hear him on the newest Madison On the Air!)
Wed, 30 Aug 2023 13:00:00 -0400
Sinclair is still busy with a new job, but you can hear him on September 1st in a crossover episode with Madison on the Air!
Listen to Madison on the Air wherever you listen to podcasts, or check out the show's website below! Thank you Chrisi Talyn Saje for making this crossover a reality!
https://www.madisonontheair.com/
Wanna stay updated with Sinclair Wants to Help? Or just talk about the show? Then join the show's Discord server!
https://discord.gg/nbwqBbT35
Thu, 15 Jun 2023 00:00:00 -0400
In this episode, Sinclair teaches about the dangers of reading other people's mail. Go ahead, take a peek!
Content Warning: References to historical tragedy and terroristic acts.
Thu, 25 May 2023 00:00:00 -0400
Sinclair has been hired to hunt down the Pied Piper of Hamelin, to take revenge for what was taken from the village. Don't blow off this story!
Content Warning: References to human trafficking, implications of child abuse, depictions of violence, and depictions of animal death.
Sun, 07 May 2023 13:00:00 -0400
It's a long overdue update for Spring, talking about upcoming episodes, the Audio Verse Awards, my physical form, and even answering a letter from a fan!
Thu, 20 Apr 2023 21:00:00 -0400
Sinclair returns with a story of technology and innovation from the dawn of time! Let the good times roll!
A special thanks to the Not-Quite-Ready-for-Primitive-Time Players, who are:
Jacob Birks
Clay Clark
Ren
Sat, 11 Feb 2023 05:00:00 -0500
Sinclair Wants to Help! A Supernatural Self-Help Podcast returns this Spring! Catch up on the series now, and get ready for three all-new stories of horror and hilarity!
Need Advice from Sinclair? Email the show at sinclairwantstohelp@gmail.com, and the goofy god will read your problem and offer a divine solution!
2023 New Year's Resolution Special!
Sat, 07 Jan 2023 21:00:00 -0500
Happy New Year! Join Sinclair as he offers advice on how to stay focused on your New Year's Resolutions, featuring letters written by some of your favorite audio drama podcasters! It's a great start to a year we've all been dreading!
A Special Thanks to the shows who contributed emails to this show:
Human-B-Gon! https://www.human-b-gon.com/
October's Children! https://octoberschildrenpodcast.captivate.fm/
The Night Post! https://nightpostpod.com/
Small Victories! https://www.wgcproductions.com/
Fri, 02 Dec 2022 20:00:00 -0500
Here are important updates for the show going into the end of the year!
Tiny Tim, Who Did Not Die: The Sinclair Wants to Help! Holiday Spectacular
Fri, 02 Dec 2022 00:00:00 -0500
Ebeneezer Scrooge has gone mad, Tiny Tim has become immortal, The Krampus is enraged, and Sinclair, the million-year-old minor-level deity, is going to find a way to profit from it. Because isn't that what the holidays are really about? Unwrap this special episode of Sinclair Wants to Help! A Supernatural Self-Help Podcast.
Fri, 04 Nov 2022 14:00:00 -0400
Hello everyone, Sinclair here! This is the first of the monthly update episodes I'll be doing to let you all know what's going on with the show, as well as talk about other things on occasion. If you love the show, there's exciting news you won't want to miss.
Halloween Mini-Episode: A Well-Done is Rare, For a Medium
Fri, 21 Oct 2022 23:00:00 -0400
In this Halloween mini-episode, Sinclair tells a ghostly tale of psychic mediums, family loyalty, copious irony, and Cajun accents. Consider it a little treat for the season.
Episode 3:The Checkmate Killings
Wed, 21 Sep 2022 02:00:00 -0400
In this episode of Sinclair Wants to Help!, Sinclair tells a story of zealous worship, raucous music, and the brutal murder of beloved royal icons. You can't help falling in love with this bizarre mystery told by Sinclair the Soultradesmen!
Content Warning:
Depiction of crime scene, Serial Murder, Allusions to Sexual Harrassment
Episode 2:The Life and Times of Milo Pendry
Wed, 21 Sep 2022 01:00:00 -0400
In this installment of Sinclair Wants to Help!, Sinclair tells the story of one of his dear friends, Milo Pendry, America's Happiest Executioner. You'll hear how he became beloved by townsfolk and condemned prisoners alike, how he crusaded against the electric chair, and how he became a performing superstar. You'll be hanging at every word!
Content Warning:
Depictions of Capitial Punishment, Outlandish Animal Cruelty, Grieving for Loss of a Loved One, Parricide
Wed, 21 Sep 2022 00:00:00 -0400
Updated and Improved mix and cut! In the first episode of Sinclair Wants to Help!, Sinclair introduces himself, and tells the history of Lenny Sarkon, the Megaladon Corporation, and a pet craze that was doomed to the cutest of tragedies. You'll really want to sink your teeth into it!
Content Warning:
Violence, Drug Use, Outlandish Animal Cruelty
Sinclair Wants to Help! Volume 1 Trailer
Sat, 27 Aug 2022 23:00:00 -0400
Sinclair Wants to Help! Volume 1 contains three hilarious and bizarre short stories told with a flair that only its host, the million-year-old minor-level deity Sinclair The Soultradesman can supply. Coming this Fall!