The Slaywrights
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Creator: The Slaywrights
Full cast Adventure Longform Audio RPG
Synopsis:
By day, five ordinary 30-somethings eke out a living in today's drab, ordinary world. By night, they become The Slaywrights! A D&D podcast brought to you by a group of story-loving, lore-crafting, longtime friends that enjoys defying tropes and sowing a little laughter and chaos along the way. Join us every week as we explore new, original worlds and spin our own takes on the realms you've known for so long. Follow along and laugh with us as we craft tales, adventure into the unknown, and weave our own patch into the rich and expansive tapestry that is Dungeons & Dragons.
Format: Audio RPG
RPG system: Dungeons & Dragons
Continuity: Longform
Writing: Improvised
Voices: Full cast
Genres: Adventure, Fantasy, Comedy
Maturity: Mature
Content warnings: / Explicit language / Violence
Country of origin: United States
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Episodes:
Fri, 24 Jan 2025 18:30:00 GMT
After surmounting far too many obstacles, the Fellstar Pirates are finally able to see what The Resonance is all about.
Session 94: The Unending Cyclone
Fri, 17 Jan 2025 18:30:00 GMT
The Fellstar pirates and Tempus take on Helsif, the Unending Cyclone in the penultimate fight to recover Oghma and the Gilded Way. But just when things seem to be winding down, an old foe makes a surprise reappearance.
Fri, 10 Jan 2025 18:30:00 GMT
The fight with Wavebog the Maelstrom Knight is a rough one.
Session 92: The Knights of the Maelstrom
Fri, 03 Jan 2025 18:30:00 GMT
Galva’s first encounter with a real giant does not go her way, in any capacity. The Fellstar Pirates and Tempus clown their way through the underwater caverns of Galla’na in their quest to unseat Umberlee.
Session 91: The Shifting Expanse
Fri, 27 Dec 2024 18:30:00 GMT
The Fellstar pirates and Tempus make the perilous trek over the crumbling, dangerous natural bridge known as The Shifting Expanse.
Session 90: Cream of Captain Soup
Fri, 20 Dec 2024 18:30:00 GMT
The final challenge at the top of the obelisk is a fight with Tempus himself. Once that’s sorted out, the Fellstar pirates share their discovery with Elder Atsu, and a feast of celebration is prepared.
Session 89: The Trials of Tempus
Fri, 13 Dec 2024 18:30:00 GMT
Locked inside the obelisk to Tempus, the Fellstar pirates enter a gauntlet of themed fights designed to test the might of those who wish to ascend to the top.
Session 88: The Path to Zoashell
Fri, 06 Dec 2024 18:30:00 GMT
The intrepid adventurers ignore the DM’s hints that a long rest would be in their best interest and press onward to look for a less wet place to camp. Instead, they find more trouble. But they also find a very nice man named Yokoze, who is gracious enough to guide them to his settlement of Zoashell.
Session 87: 20,000 Crises Under the Sea
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 18:30:00 GMT
After being knocked completely off course by the deep sea turbo kraken, the Fellstar Pirates gather their wits about them and venture forth, into a luminescent and statistically improbable system of deep-sea caves filled to bursting with dark, gloomy water and the monsters that lurk therein.
Content Warnings for thalassophobia and bathophobia
Session 86: Depths of Knowledge
Fri, 22 Nov 2024 18:30:00 GMT
With the shockingly specific prophecy fresh on their minds, the Fellstar pirates have a mandatory team-building meeting initiated by Zellias. After that, they finally confirm what they plan to do next. They need to start getting the prophecy into the hands of the people who are best positioned to help get the Clockwork Nebula on their side, and they need to get in touch with Novaguard to learn where he’s keeping his ship The Gilded Way.
Interlude 7: Saving the Clubhouse
Fri, 15 Nov 2024 18:30:00 GMT
The gang take Bunga’s siblings shopping for costumes, then swing by the graveyard for a little playful grave robbing before returning to the clubhouse to set their plans into motion.
Fri, 08 Nov 2024 18:30:00 GMT
After spending the night and eating breakfast, the outlaws head into town to chat with the mayor and to run some errands for Bunga’s mom. Meanwhile, the kiddos head out to their clubhouse, and encounter some strange men.
Fri, 01 Nov 2024 18:30:00 GMT
Scott once again takes up the DM reins to give Anthony a break, and we return to the Fantasy Wild West to check in with our four outlaws. It’s been six months since Clair and Co. stole the Radiant Empress. They’ve been driving it through the countryside ever since.
Session 85: Look For Your Next Treasure
Fri, 25 Oct 2024 18:30:00 GMT
In which Dakka and the crew hold a funeral for a legendary adventurer, Finch makes a deal, Eo & Dakka have a rematch, Galva rolls the world’s greatest Nat 20, and Zellias puts on his captain pants. Also, MUUT is blossoming into a beautiful and snarky badass.
Fri, 18 Oct 2024 18:30:00 GMT
In which the crew wind down from the Talos fight with some social links and testing their might against an Alloy.
Session 83: Everything Everywhere All At Once
Fri, 11 Oct 2024 18:30:00 GMT
Galva has unwittingly unleashed the Shade of Talos onto her crew, so that needs to be dealt with. After that, our heroes finally discover the secret Giga stole from the Aether Council that they desperately want back.
CW for emetophobia
Session 82: Legend of the Gondian Temple
Fri, 04 Oct 2024 18:30:00 GMT
The crew and Dakka square off against a pack of metal-eating earth elementals, and discover the guardian of Gond’s inner sanctum, who puts them through a gauntlet of tests.
Session 81: I Need You to Pet This Table
Fri, 27 Sep 2024 18:30:00 GMT
Finch grabs a moment to prod at Galva’s frustration, and the crew finally learn some of their awkward fighter’s core memories and trauma. Wilhelm and Finch have a heart to heart, and the crew finally step foot into the temple of Gond.
Fri, 20 Sep 2024 18:30:00 GMT
After being explicitly warned not to make any deals with the Gondian Fae, Galva does an oopsie.
Session 79: The Construct's Cloister
Fri, 13 Sep 2024 18:30:00 GMT
In which Eo rolls a lot of 0s, 1s, and 2s, Khardak tips his hand and reveals his big secret, Finch shares their water phobia with Galva (who takes entirely the wrong message), and the crew finally make it to the Construct’s Cloister.
Session 78: Beware - Ruin Grinder
Fri, 06 Sep 2024 18:30:00 GMT
It’s a rock ‘em sock ‘em beatdown featuring the Fellstar Pirates, their buddy Khardak, and the aptly-named Ruin Grinder!
Session 77: Gond With the Wind
Fri, 30 Aug 2024 18:30:00 GMT
The crew and Khardak wind down after a rough fight. Galva tries to get Khardak drunk while Finch tries not to doom spiral. After a restful break, the gang venture forth into the abandoned town they have discovered, and incidentally learn something very interesting about fairies.
Fri, 23 Aug 2024 18:30:00 GMT
In which the cave known as Lolth’s Maw is full of spiders, actually.
Fri, 16 Aug 2024 18:30:00 GMT
Zellias and Finch have another epic Swan Boat Moment while Galva and Eo perform their tasks competently and with great style. The crew and Khardak encounter a derelict Adamantine Authority cruiser in the midst of the Gamma Bramble, which leads to some interesting revelations, and nudges Khardak to confess one of his main motivations for joining the Fellstar Pirates in the first place.
Fri, 09 Aug 2024 18:30:00 GMT
The Fellstar Pirates follow Shavhaga home, where they meet her children and she feeds them dinner. Halfway through the meal, Shavhaga’s older brother Khardak arrives, and HE invites the crew out for drinks and to talk business.
Fri, 02 Aug 2024 18:30:00 GMT
Eo and Finch have private heart-to-hearts with MUUT. MUUT looks to Zellias for another heart-to-heart, Eo has a brilliant plan for taking care of the Tiamat phone, and Jonye finally shares the name of her contact who might know someone descended from Giga the Dreamer
Session 72: Lead Does Not Stop God
Fri, 26 Jul 2024 18:30:00 GMT
The crew return to the Black Bazaar and report their discoveries to Admiral Jonye. Their discussion takes an unexpected turn, and with a few key pieces of information from Jonye, a lot of little puzzle pieces suddenly fall into place.
Fri, 19 Jul 2024 18:30:00 GMT
With the Death Tyrant dead, the Fellstar Pirates need to get OUT of the facility, which weirdly turns out to be more complicated than getting in.
Fri, 12 Jul 2024 18:30:00 GMT
Zellias’ draconic diplomacy goes about as well as can be expected given the circumstances. Once that all shakes out, the crew finally discover what waits for them at the bottom of the mine, and it’s not anything they were hoping for.
Session 69: Dr. Von Tür and the Boneheads
Fri, 05 Jul 2024 18:30:00 GMT
The Fellstar Pirates have a lot to process in the aftermath of Zellias’ injury.
Fri, 28 Jun 2024 18:30:00 GMT
The crew press deeper into the abandoned Adamantine Authority facility on their quest for answers. Unfortunately, they’re mostly just finding more questions, along with an unpleasant number of Fiends.
CW for Dismemberment and amputation injuries
Session 67: Who Let the Dogs Out?
Fri, 21 Jun 2024 18:30:00 GMT
Things are tense as the crew are dogpiled by an irresponsible amount of Hellhounds.
Session 66: Them's Titan Words
Fri, 14 Jun 2024 18:30:00 GMT
The crew return to the Black Bazaar, meet up with some old friends, and do a little shopping before their next employer seeks them out.
Fri, 07 Jun 2024 18:30:00 GMT
There are a lot of loose ends to tie up on Geebos, and a number of repairs to be made to the Reliable. Not all of the goodbyes made by the crew are happy ones, but they are at least hopeful.
Session 64: Chauntea's Guardian
Fri, 31 May 2024 18:30:00 GMT
Things are popping off faster than our heroes can predict in this action-packed, emotionally-charged penultimate session of Chapter 9.
Content warning for botanical body horror
Session 63: In the Heart of Jadrom
Fri, 24 May 2024 18:35:00 GMT
After finally making it to Jadrom’s heart, the Fellstar pirates learn a few new key pieces of information that greatly surprise them. Galva collects on Finch’s bet, Zalik and Zellias have a heart-to-heart, and Finch finally gets their chance to talk one-on-one with an actual, bonafide goddess.
Session 62: The Trial of the Rebirthing Flame
Fri, 17 May 2024 18:30:00 GMT
Eo takes the lead as the resident expert on dealing with fairies. Galva is deeply annoyed by everything that is happening, and fueled with spite. Zalik is convinced everyone is going to die here, and Finch knows exactly how he feels. Meanwhile, Zellias is oddly calm. It’s weird, it’s almost like he trusts his crew to get everyone through this!
Fri, 10 May 2024 18:30:00 GMT
The Fellstar Pirates and their aarakokra guide traverse deep into the marsh on their search for Jadrom’s heart. On the way they encounter more local wildlife, Zellias has a magic oopise, Finch learns that maybe suffering in silence isn’t noble OR smart, and Zalik continues to question his life and his choices.
Session 60: Into the Hollow Earth
Fri, 03 May 2024 18:30:00 GMT
The Fellstar Pirates are joined by the aarakokra Ranger Zalik as they enter a suspiciously nostril-shaped cave on their quest to find the goddess Chauntea.
CW for emetophobia
Session 59: Welcome to Tarrasique Park
Fri, 26 Apr 2024 18:30:00 GMT
The crew need to repair The Reliable before they can leave Geebos as the cranky druid commands. Zellias convinces her to provide a safe shelter while the crew does that. Meanwhile, the cranky druid’s cleric companion takes a keen interest in the Fellstar pirates, and facilitates a round of much-needed communication.
Session 58: Guns & Magic & Demolition
Fri, 19 Apr 2024 18:30:00 GMT
The Fellstar Pirates get to know their guests. Zellias and Zalik make a friendly wager, Eo teaches Larz some basic self-defense, and Finch learns all about Larz’s research and about a mythical sect of Druids known as the Riders of Yggdra. After a short journey, the group locate and land on the fabled Geebos.
Fri, 12 Apr 2024 18:30:00 GMT
The Fellstar Pirates travel to the Black Bazaar, a massive flotilla of repurposed cargo ships, cruisers, and junkers. Here they meet many interesting characters, and pick up a thread for their next adventure.
Session 56: Make Like a World Tree
Fri, 05 Apr 2024 18:32:00 GMT
Dr. Okafor does individual check-ins with the crew, and discovers something very exciting in one of the books they liberated from Fort Olor.
Interlude 4: The Radiant Empress
Fri, 29 Mar 2024 18:30:00 GMT
Our intrepid heroes finally make it to nightfall and head to the front of the train to put their grand plan into motion. On the way they encounter an unpleasant specter from Cowa’s past, and absolutely crush him. After that, nothing stands between these four unlikely companions and victory except for a very rich, very confident capitalist.
Interlude 3: Fat Cats & Shrooms
Fri, 22 Mar 2024 18:30:00 GMT
By a remarkable coincidence, this train comes pre-loaded with character-specific side-quests! Clair and Toby each discover a little business that needs taking care of, and the gang get ‘er done.
Fri, 15 Mar 2024 18:30:00 GMT
The gang pile into a dining car to grab some lunch, and Bunga has a thing or two to teach Toby and Cowa about sandwiches. After lunch, Bunga runs into an old friend, Toby takes a nap, and Clair and Cowa see how close they can get to the front of the train.
Fri, 08 Mar 2024 18:30:00 GMT
Scott takes the DM seat as we conduct a small interlude! Introducing the one-shot heroes of the Fantasy Steampunk Old West! Join them as they illegally board the world’s most lavish luxury passenger train, the Radiant Empress.
Session 55: Disgracing the Veda Force
Fri, 01 Mar 2024 18:30:00 GMT
In which the Veda Force is a pack of schoolyard bullies, Lucenti is a shitty hypocrite, and the forces of good prevail in the end.
Session 54: The Pirate Hunter's Encore
Fri, 23 Feb 2024 18:30:00 GMT
Even though Eo shot him again just to be sure, Taurok Ravrun persists despite being shot with a ship's gun and free-floating in the cold unfeeling vacuum of space.
Session 53: Infiltrating Secrets
Fri, 16 Feb 2024 18:30:00 GMT
Finch starts off the session with a little cleric-paladin shop talk with Novaguard. After that, Zellias makes sure the crew is ready for the exposure this gig is likely to bring, and then the big stealth mission really takes off.
Session 52: The Vitalium Alloy
Fri, 09 Feb 2024 18:30:00 GMT
The crew tell Kimril Novaguard what they observed when they fought the Adamantine Authority’s Fellforged machines, and Novaguard wants to experience the might of the Fellstar Pirates for himself.
Fri, 02 Feb 2024 18:30:00 GMT
The crew finally make it into Fort Olor, and receive an unexpected invitation. Wearing yet another new disguise, Finch meets Col solo at the Blasted Balrog to check for traps. What they find instead is a wholesome boy who’s too smart for his own good.
Session 50: Putting Giants to Rest
Fri, 26 Jan 2024 18:30:00 GMT
Zellias bothers Finch in the wee hours of the morning, seeking advice for dealing with disrespectful peeping toms. Eo and Zellias both get some new bling, and the giantkin cadavers from Osiris are finally laid to rest as one of them had requested. The crew bid a fond farewell to Cindra and Sid, and set off for Breyonis to begin Operation: Rescue Galva’s Idiot Teenage Brother.
Session 49: Meeting the Lithos Parents
Fri, 19 Jan 2024 18:30:00 GMT
Galva’s step-mother feeds the crew, and Eo and Finch throw Zellias under the bus by telling Sid about some of the dangers his beloved daughter has faced. After dinner, Galva clarifies things to her father and the crew uncover some concerning facts about Col’s disappearance.
Fri, 12 Jan 2024 18:30:00 GMT
Zellias teams up with Galva, Eo, and MUUT to bamboozle Finch with a very thoughtful present. Eo has an incredible solution for getting to Ragbadna. Galva’s home planet sucks for spellcasters.
Session 47: A Bittersweet Parting
Fri, 05 Jan 2024 18:30:00 GMT
Galva and Finch return an unconscious Maarg to his hotel room while Team Unsupervised head back to the Reliable to do some info hacking. Some of Maarg’s digs from the confrontation in the cartography room bring some interesting history to light, and the crew all grow a little closer as a result. The following day Maarg throws some hard truths at Zellias, which may or may not overshadow the crew’s remaining time on the super expensive resort world.
Session 46: Wasted Away in Maargaritaville
Fri, 29 Dec 2023 18:30:00 GMT
The crew fight their way out of their latest mess, and make it to their goal...they think. Along the way they learn some shocking things about Maarg.
Fri, 22 Dec 2023 18:30:00 GMT
The crew and Maarg handily outwit the waterpark security team and gain entry to...somewhere. It’s probably the right place, but they’ll have to wait to confirm that until after the underground security systems are dealt with.
With apologies for some weird audio issues on Holland’s track
Fri, 15 Dec 2023 18:30:00 GMT
The crew meet up with Maarg and together they enter Power Word Thrill. The theme park is massive, so to cover more ground, they split off into two groups of two, and one Eo. Because when Eo is left alone, magic happens.
Session 43: Eo's Chaos Menagerie
Fri, 08 Dec 2023 18:30:00 GMT
Eo and Maarg team up to get the wedding reception BUMPIN’. Finch has ruined Gaaldrith’s day in true wet blanket fashion, so he retreats to his bedroom to sulk. Galva finishes her cat burglar escapades and goes out for drinks with the rest of the overworked, underpaid security guys. Someone releases wild animals into the Lagoon gallery, and the crew all meet up later to inspect the day’s spoils.
Session 42: Tiamat's Long Game
Fri, 01 Dec 2023 18:30:00 GMT
Eo has a plan to fleece the rich wedding guests of their ill-gotten cash. Finch’s Fedora of Disguise comes in clutch. Galva showcases her skills as the team’s designated rogue, and Zellias is offered an almost literal deal with the devil.
Apologies for some recording hiccups.
Fri, 24 Nov 2023 18:30:00 GMT
Finch and Zellias practice chess while Eo heads to the beach to introduce herself to DJ Shinysmooth. Galva crafts a mysterious magical hairpin for Finch, and Maarg? Well. You’re going to have to listen to find out what Maarg’s been up to.
CW for substance use
Fri, 17 Nov 2023 18:30:00 GMT
Finch learns something interesting at the tiny resort library which leads them back to Rasbar for a second round of questions. Eo accompanies them and discovers a new Astral Self trick which leads to even more interesting and puzzling discoveries. Meanwhile Zellias and Galva check in with Maarg, and plans for finding the Oasis Prism are updated.
Fri, 10 Nov 2023 18:30:00 GMT
Galva and Finch have a long chat, Zellias explores Eo’s history with Bat Boy and uncovers some Family Troubles, and the crew learn a startling fact about Gaaldrith Alibarumn.
Session 38: The Order of the Primal Grove
Fri, 03 Nov 2023 18:30:00 GMT
While the pirate-y pirates go on an estate tour to case the target, Finch takes a couple of relaxing hours in a cat hotel. After the crew meet back up they all go on a second, educational tour to learn about the druids who built Zionisys. Weirdly, they don’t learn a whole lot. But then they meet Rasbar Firgas.
CW for substance use and hallucinations
Session 37: Welcome to Vacation-con
Fri, 27 Oct 2023 18:30:00 GMT
Finch is so upset about Maarg probably ruining their vacation they blow up Galva’s phone. While they try to unwind in the bath, Galva and Wilhelm have a chat. Zellias is super eager to bite this plot hook, so he takes Galva with him to go visit Maarg, and the unraveling of Finch's vacation begins.
Session 36: Resorting to Comedy
Fri, 20 Oct 2023 18:30:00 GMT
The crew are offered a once-in-a-lifetime resort vacation by their good friend Rhys, who’s had to cancel his holiday because his mom said so.
Fri, 13 Oct 2023 18:30:00 GMT
The final battle for survival begins, but it turns out the Undead Frost Giant is just the first barrier on the crew’s way to escape.
Content warning for blood and zombies, and apologies for recording hiccups.
Session 34: A Rose by Any Other Name
Fri, 06 Oct 2023 18:30:00 GMT
The crew dig around in the computer a little more, Eo pisses off the ghost in the machine, and Zellias Perceives that he and his pirates are Not Alone down here. Some walls are ripped open, more hazmat suits are explored, and everyone finally finds out what the fuck is up with the pod in the greenhouse.
Content Warning for blood, body horror, and zombies,
Session 33: Body Horror Central
Fri, 29 Sep 2023 18:30:00 GMT
Our intrepid heroes have reached the foreshadowed research facility, where they uncover the remains of an experiment gone horribly wrong,. Galva nearly beefs it again, and the crew chat with a mummy.
CW for blood, body horror, and zombies, and apologies for recording hiccups.
Session 32: Dance Dance Revenant
Fri, 22 Sep 2023 18:30:00 GMT
The crew take a Short Rest and then immediately wish they’d taken a Long Rest when they encounter a cafeteria full of slimes. After the crew take a Long Rest, they finally tackle the blood hallway. But before they take the elevator down to search for the blood trail's end, they stop to have a friendly DDR match with a resident Revenant.
CW for blood, gore, and zombies. Apologies for recording hiccups.
Fri, 15 Sep 2023 18:36:00 GMT
Zellias is a very brave man in the face of an alarming zombie assault. The GP’s offices and exam rooms are thoroughly searched and looted. On their way back to the lobby, Zellias hears the ominous thudding of footsteps shuffling deeper into the facility. Before the crew follows, they decide to put off the inevitable and check out the admin offices first.
CW for blood, gore, and zombies. Apologies for recording hiccups.
Session 30: A Ghost in the Machine
Fri, 08 Sep 2023 18:35:00 GMT
Despite everything, the Fellstar Pirates avoid Certain Death and complete their exploration of Osiris Station's security office. After a little more poking around, they not only learn a little more about what happened to Captain Marzaphir, but also manage to lift the lockdown on the hospital.
CW for Cannibalism, Zombies, and Blood
Fri, 01 Sep 2023 19:00:00 GMT
Last session's cliffhanger is resolved, and the crew continue their search for the security chief's office. In order to be thorough, they follow the blood trail and venture downstairs into the very large, very trashed evidence lockup. Just when our intrepid heroes think things can't possibly get any worse, things get worse-worse.
CW: Body Horror, Zombies, Blood
Fri, 18 Aug 2023 19:00:00 GMT
Once the dust settles, the Fellstar pirates retreat back to the Reliable to recover and gather resources before they venture forth into the unknown. Things go from bad to worse once they bypass the security checkpoint and finally enter the station proper.
CW for cannibalism, body horror, and zombies
Fri, 04 Aug 2023 19:00:00 GMT
Finch and Zellias have been sulking in their rooms since the Mikalo fight. Eo does her best to get everyone together to talk about what happened in Selune’s Temple, and isn’t entirely unsuccessful. The crew need to figure out what to do next. MUUT shares the discovery of an Aether Council distress beacon, so the crew decide to investigate, hoping for loot. What they find is a derelict, defunct space station floating in the void of space.
CW for cannibalism
Session 26: The Lunar Epilogue
Sat, 22 Jul 2023 22:52:20 GMT
Before returning to the tail end of the festival, Finch has some housekeeping in the temple that they want to take care of. After learning some extremely alarming truths from Mikalo’s corpse, they put on their best thespian hat and have a go at permanently and thoroughly tarnishing Mikalo’s reputation and legacy. Once everything is wrapped up, the crew return to Lunasol and participate in the end of the festival, spending one final evening with their new friend Faeryn before blasting off into the unknown once more.
CW for body horror & disfigurement
Session 25: In the Arms of the Sharkman
Fri, 07 Jul 2023 19:59:50 GMT
It’s time for the big confrontation. Will Zellias or Mikalo get the last bite?
Fri, 23 Jun 2023 18:54:09 GMT
Now that they know whodunnit, the crew chase down the culprit and also their missing bunny friend. Along the way they meet a dwarven intern who’s having a rough day, Finch has some unexpected problems with their shapeshifting ability, and Zellias is bothered by a blurry memory of Something Awful.
Session 23: The Pirate Detectives Solve a Murder
Fri, 09 Jun 2023 19:11:16 GMT
Having discovered a second body in the boathouse, the crew officially put on their detective caps and begin the search for the companion of the deceased festival-goers.
Content warnings for dismemberment, gore, and off-screen cannibalism.
Session 22: Everything Happens So Much
Fri, 26 May 2023 18:00:00 GMT
Wilhelm is restless, so Finch and Zellias take him for walkies. They meet some nice festival attendees and spy on an abandoned boathouse. The next day the entire crew encounter the Dark Matters, meet the mayor of Lunasol, and uncover a gruesome plot. CW for gore and dismemberment
Session 21: The Selunarian Rabbit
Fri, 12 May 2023 19:00:25 GMT
The crew land in the Lunasol spaceport on the planet Chandran and make their way into the city to begin checking out this festival. In the process, they make a new friend.
Fri, 28 Apr 2023 19:00:10 GMT
The crew solve a puzzle and are rewarded with an angry Gauth! After the fight they meet an AI that gives them more questions than answers, MUUT eats a bad piece of tech and gets space indigestion, Galva, Finch, and Eo conspire against the captain regarding his neck problem, and Wilhelm the Therapy Skull has a chat with Zellias.
Session 19: I Cast Scorching Ray at the Darkness
Fri, 14 Apr 2023 17:44:30 GMT
After a quick “Meanwhile” for Finch to re-examine the captain’s collar, the crew take their first steps into the Temple of Deneir. Once inside, Zellias proceeds to speed-run pissing off a ghost.
CW for NPC monster eye injury
Session 18: Rocked by a Hurricane
Fri, 31 Mar 2023 18:00:11 GMT
Wilhelm the Therapy Skull has his first session with Galva, and Space Pirate Rumblebee makes her V-Tuber Debut. When Finch checks in on MUUT’s emotional health, both the doctor and the AI form some uncomfortable theories about the realities of MUUT’s existence. And then, finally, the crew arrive at their next destination: Capritas, the amalgamation of the planets formerly known as Icury and Golbathea.
CW for NPC creature eye injury
Session 17: In Service to the Crokuza
Fri, 17 Mar 2023 21:37:56 GMT
After successfully eluding the space cops, Finch and Eo venture out once more to report their findings to Thrask. Things could be better, but they could be worse. Thrask puts together a plan for the following day, and together the crew enact their very first pirate raid!
CW for NPC eye injury and NPC amputation injury
Session 16: A Shady Backroom Deal
Fri, 03 Mar 2023 19:00:43 GMT
The crew follow Vaydark Ravenbeam’s weird clue to a disused observatory. From there the trail takes them straight to a warehouse, and directly into the sights of an old enemy from Zellias’ past.
Session 15: Crocuza Errand Boys
Fri, 17 Feb 2023 20:20:04 GMT
Finch shows MUUT how to identify lies and misinformation on the internet while Eo sets up her VTuber avatar, Galva troubleshoots the Space Roku, and Zellias takes a sulky walk. After a family meeting, the team decide to look up Finch’s new Komodo friend Thrask for some work. They learn about an illegal magic item black market that’s been causing some real headaches for the Komodos, and follow a dubious lead to the Sunhold-run nightclub, “On The Shelf.”
Fri, 03 Feb 2023 21:30:00 GMT
The crew settle in to the ritzy hotel suite Rhys reserved for them. Galva and Finch go book shopping, and Eo and Wilhelm finally manage to perform their first Ghost Science experiment…on Zellias. The following day the crew travel a very convenient distance to meet a very plot relevant NPC and learn some upsetting things about Zellias’ collar.
Session 13: Friends from Down Underdark
Fri, 20 Jan 2023 21:08:11 GMT
The crew improve their social links. Finch is called on to answer some very important questions about zombie ants. Eo and Wilhelm form a partnership for Ghost Science. Zellias tries to reassure Galva that scars are badass, and that she’s also a badass for punching a horse. The crew land on the Red Light planet, Rucarecho, and Zellias is reunited with his good friend Rhysboros Corborel.
Session 12: Beware the Nice Ones
Fri, 06 Jan 2023 21:45:58 GMT
The fight for Aposa reaches its stunning climax.
Session 11: A Contest of Devotion
Fri, 23 Dec 2022 20:56:14 GMT
Rewinding from the ending of last session for a bit, the crew spend the remainder of their return journey to Doth preparing for the fight ahead. On the way to the Brazen Spire in Aposa, MUUT shares a cool new ability, everybody reflects on how awful cults are to the people they trap, and some Concern is experienced for their good friends Darius and Kelhorn. With all of that out of the way, the Final Confrontation begins!
Session 10: Forgery & Prisoner Taking
Sat, 10 Dec 2022 00:05:07 GMT
The crew concoct a brilliant plan to give Corgim Brasspatch what he asked for without actually giving it to him. It does not go at all they way they would have liked, but it could definitely have gone worse! CW for NPC eye injury
Session 9: Guns, Bombs, & Intrigue
Fri, 25 Nov 2022 21:59:40 GMT
Our intrepid heroes may have escaped from the Adamantine Authority, but they're not out of problems to deal with, yet! Follow along as MUUT develops an existential crisis which none of the crew are qualified to assist with, Finch and Eo go electronics shopping and meet an eccentric old man, and Zellias and Galva play a real life version of the hit bomb defusal game, "Keep Talking And Nobody Explodes".
Session 8: The Fault in Our Star(chart)s
Fri, 11 Nov 2022 20:10:43 GMT
Having failed to check for the big obvious trap, the crew must fight for their lives before making a daring escape from the ancient ruin. However, that's only the first of multiple problems they have to deal with this session.
Session 7: The Catacombs of Creon
Fri, 28 Oct 2022 19:59:39 GMT
The crew has arrived at their destination and begin their slow, careless descent into the depths of an ancient Giantkin ruin. It's time for this fledgling party's first dungeon crawl!
Session 6: Uncovering Liturgical Differences
Fri, 14 Oct 2022 21:07:32 GMT
After two amazing meals prepared by their new best friend, Darius the Stout, the crew continue on their quest for information regarding the lost planet Creon.
Fri, 30 Sep 2022 19:31:17 GMT
After Zellias goes on a drunken shopping spree in Vokka, the crew make their way to the city of Aposa. There they have to deal with aggressive missionaries, and find refuge in a bar named Liquid Courage.
Fri, 16 Sep 2022 15:38:58 GMT
The crew make landfall in the city of Vokka on the planet Doth. While there, they encounter a rich old bastard, start a bar fight, and meet an imposing tiefling. Y'know, Pirate stuff!
Session 3: Taurok - Pirate Hunter!
Mon, 05 Sep 2022 05:36:36 GMT
Head Warden Taurok's got some parting words for Captain Zellias and his makeshift crew before they try and escape. Specifically: Over his dead body.
Mon, 05 Sep 2022 05:35:51 GMT
The plan to break out of Event Horizons starts here! Will the heroes succeed? Let's hope so, or this will be a really short campaign!
Session 1: Welcome to Idiot Jail
Mon, 05 Sep 2022 05:35:01 GMT
A legendary rogue has been brought into the prison, and all the inmates are abuzz.
Mon, 05 Sep 2022 05:32:52 GMT
A short introduction to introduce this crew of five friends and their characters for the D&D sessions to come.