Critically Stupid
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Creator: Critically Stupid
Full cast Fantasy Longform Audio RPG
Synopsis:
Welcome to Critically Stupid, a dungeons and dragons real-play podcast created for idiots, by idiots. Join us every Thursday for some laughs, some storytelling and some of the most groan-worthy puns you've ever heard in your life. Now with extra vampires, werewolves, and wish.com Van Helsings!
Format: Audio RPG
RPG system: Dungeons & Dragons
Continuity: Longform
Voices: Cast
Genres: Fantasy
Completion status: Finished
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Episodes:
Ep.12 White People Popped Off With Brunch | Fangs and Fools |
Thu, 06 Jun 2024 11:52:00 GMT
This is the end, my friend. Or, as the immortal Douglas Adams said, 'so long, and thanks for all the fish.' If you've been here from the beginning, you have our undying gratitude. If you're a new joiner of the show, thank you so much for giving us a chance. This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at www.librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.11 I Chumba His Wumba | Fangs and Fools |
Thu, 06 Jun 2024 11:50:00 GMT
We love a lil bottle episode where everyone goes off to do their own thing. I'm low-key not sure about Fidget though; kinda seems like Alex the DM was just over the character and didn't want to keep going. Featuring: - Julian fighting rizz with tizz - Arnold and the bummer of an encounter with Fidget the Flesh Bat - Mel meeting another goodest boy This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at www.librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.10 I'm a Garlic Bread Whore | Fangs and Fools |
Thu, 30 May 2024 11:55:00 GMT
Nothing brings a casual social function to a screaming stop like someone casually announcing they're a bloodthirsty monster. On the plus side, though, Mel found a kid that matches her energy, which means that child is either going to grow up to be a murderer or a priest. Featuring: -A lethal game of 20 questions -Mel and a problematic child -Apollo and Arnold's huddle -Garath and Mel's sub-huddle This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at www.librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.9 T-Pose Gandalf | Fangs and Fools |
Thu, 23 May 2024 11:47:14 GMT
Aw hell yeah I love fantasy tarot card readings. What's next, is Alex the DM going to ask what day and time we were born? P.S it really doesn't feel like Julian understood the context of the 'stories or lies' game I'm gonna keep it a buck with you. Featuring: - The miss piggy-est NPC to date - A crucial tarokka reading from everyone's favorite three hundred year old woman - Garion finally admitting Alex the DM is funny publicly - A game of stories and lies This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at www.librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.8 Smooth Orbs of Skin | Fangs and Fools |
Thu, 16 May 2024 11:44:59 GMT
Holy shit it's a dance battle you guys. Okay okay okay everyone stay calm. Someone get my lubed-up white satin shoes and my skintight jorts. Unsure about what even this flesh-bat is, but I'm sure this is just a friendly competition and he's not going to attempt to rip Arnold's skin from his bones. Featuring: -Anthony and his corpse dancing partner - Bat-man backup dancers - Alex the DM being a dick to Dianna - A lore-drop moment with Julian Ironblade This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at www.librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.7 Do Not Smoke That Bird's Cigarettes | Fangs and Fools |
Thu, 09 May 2024 11:53:00 GMT
That bird dead AF, right? Because it's mad unchill for Garath to just be smokin' someone else's cigarettes like that. Speaking of unchill, is anyone going to investigate the tattooed corpse dangling from that hanging tree, or are we all just going to keep staring at it? Featuring: - Fowler Hotguy - Dead (ripped) Garath - A Clutch spell from Arnold Stevolson - A flesh-bat. This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at www.librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.6 That Dog Pissed My Pants | Fangs and Fools |
Fri, 03 May 2024 11:42:49 GMT
I thought Strahd would roll in a cooler carriage tbh. The sad disco ball vibe isn't doing it for me. Also, does anyone else see Ireena Kolyanovich in black and white with a long flowy gown when she talks or is that just me? Featuring: - A bit of a mule - Garion fully committing to the bit - Dianna hating one of Alex's characters for three full minutes - The clutchest lie Garath the Rogue has ever told. This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at www.librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.5 Putting the Hole in Holy | Fangs and Fools |
Thu, 28 Mar 2024 11:45:05 GMT
Now THIS one is Christian-centered. Minus all the talk about butt plugs. Shame about that dude's son, but if the worst nightmare in the world decides to punish you, what *exactly* can you do about it? Featuring: - A kryptonite butt-plug - A shattered priest - Garath failing a lockpicking check - Lilo + Stitch (TM TM TM Disney don't sue us) This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at www.librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.4 You Wouldn't Download A Body | Fangs and Fools |
Thu, 21 Mar 2024 11:55:00 GMT
Between Alex the DM's cringe TikTok voice or the absolutely WILD energy that Aeryk brought to the table, it's pretty easy to overlook the casual mention of a cursed vat of souls Strahd keeps somewhere in his castle. I'm still out here wondering why Aeryk came through in the first place; all Julian did was try and spare the dying.
Featuring:
- Name-dropping Dr. Frankenstein
- A 15 year old butler with a fez
-Mel passing on an opportunity to save a little girl
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Apollo: @tallnerdapollo
Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x
Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804
Alexander James: @drunkscribe
@Critically Stupid
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Ep.3 The Werewolf Tramp Stamp | Fangs and Fools |
Thu, 07 Mar 2024 12:55:00 GMT
Those aren't zombies, those are white women looking for a farmer's market. Although I'll be the first to admit the similarities are shocking. I guess this whole 'being attacked by undead monsters every night' thing explains why everyone in Barovia is so on edge. Although Izzy seems like a stand up guy, right? I'm sure that's totally normal and not at all suspicious.
Featuring:
- Arnold forgetting how doors work
- Julian being the Bravest Accountant
- Garath being the Cowardliest Rogue
- Mel discovering Crossfit
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Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x
Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804
Alexander James: @drunkscribe
@Critically Stupid
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Ep.2 Step 1; Soup Step 2; Fellatio | Fangs and Fools |
Thu, 07 Mar 2024 12:54:35 GMT
IDK why Julian is freaking out so much, Barovia seems nice. Not like I'd want to build a summer home here or anything but the trees are actually quite lovely. And I guess the gruesomely murdered centaur at the gates isn't ideal. And the drama in town between Ismark and that dude Bildrath is awkward. Nice town though. Featuring: - A sesame-street connection - The pastry-loving centaur - Death or taxes or dead birds - A deadbeat town in the shadow of a castle This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at www.librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.1 You Butt-Blast This Werewolf | Fangs and Fools |
Thu, 29 Feb 2024 12:37:14 GMT
Oh dang, a werewolf in episode ONE?? Confident start, I bet there's nowhere to go but up from here. Waterdeep in the summer time sounds like a goddamn nightmare, by the way. A sweaty beverage? Gross. I'd also want to get the hell out of there, and I'm not even attempting tax evasion like these idiots. Featuring: - A Wish.com Van Helsing - Alex the DM's secret 5th character voice - A friendly alcoholic accountant - Our NEW CAST MEMBER! This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at www.librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep. 55 Waterdeep Dragon Heist Wrap-Up: End Of The Line, Shitbag
Fri, 19 Jan 2024 23:55:00 GMT
We talk about the game! What we learned, what we found worked or didn't work, favorite bits and what we're getting into next AND we're joined by a fabulous guest star that talks about their experience on our show firsthand! Featuring: - Garion's Baked Potato issue - Everyone forced to be nice to Alex the DM - Fan Mail! - Critically Stupid Campaign 2! This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.53 Finale Pt.1: The Years Roll By Like The Tides |Waterdeep Dragon Heist|
Mon, 01 Jan 2024 16:39:09 GMT
The Ghost Mafia find the vault of Golorr, and the warden waiting within. Featuring: - The return of Xoblob and his curiosities - Identity theft is not a joke, Jim - A polite waterboarding - Garath's goddamn sunglasses. This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.54 Finale Pt.2: Dragon Deez Balls Across Your Face | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Sat, 30 Dec 2023 00:51:44 GMT
It all ends here. The Ghost Mafia finish the secret of Ranear Neverember's bloody inheritance, and the person who deserves it more than they do. Featuring: - Alex the DM completely forgetting how the 'blind' spell works - A brief but very enlightening exposition dump - A most unfortunate death - The final Tim problem This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.52 Once a Scoundrel, Always a Scoundrel | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 22 Dec 2023 13:06:17 GMT
In the wake of someone burning down their bar, the Smartypants Set chase down the culprit. Arnold shatters some goblins. Gareth gets a last chance. Mel shoots to (not) kill. Featuring: - A judo-chopping Floon - A lesson in the power of plants - A set of brigands - Goblins wearing kid masks This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.51 It's Like A Condom For Your Soul | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 22 Dec 2023 13:05:39 GMT
We're in the endgame now. The Ghost Mafia touch the soul of the Stone of Golorr, and learn what lives inside.
Featuring: - An unending sea and beneath a cloud of stars
- The fake Shar-Ahab
- Arnold asking the important question
- A horrid threat This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.50 So I Give Him My Hams | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 22 Dec 2023 13:04:58 GMT
Heist Time! The Intelligence Interrupters scheme their way back onto Davil Starsong's ship to discover what delightful and definitely not poo-scented treasures he's stashing in there. Featuring: - Steve, the pilot and cook of Sir Killigan's Potato Boat - A romantic candlelit potato - Mel doing a murder (I'm just as surprised as you are, believe me) - The cutest kitten of all time This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.48 It's Called Loot, Loser | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 22 Dec 2023 13:03:39 GMT
Featuring Don't Make It Weird! Our heroes continue the world's worst first date between Mel and Davil Starsong. A float runs away from a parade. Garath goes for a swim. Arnold attempts to keep the peace. Urstul Floxin (and Alex the DM's very good Russian accent) reappears. If you haven't yet, go subscribe to @dmiwpodcast and shower them with the love and affection they deserve! It's an amazing show by the writing community, for the writing community! This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.46 Roll For Shenanigans | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 22 Dec 2023 13:02:42 GMT
The Ghost Mafia finish their time in the Xanathar guild hideout. They argue with the tooth fairy, encounter a werewolf/mermaid/spider laboratory assistant, and...vomit lightning? Hey, that can't be right. Featuring: - Frank the Molem - Taking people to Pound Town - A rescue for Jessica Apostrophe - Dr. Egg-Guy Our guest this episode is Clara Elena Dice! We were desperate for Clara to come back after we forced her to wait an entire hour to play in her last episode. You can check our her fantastic books at cewallacewrites.com, including her newest accomplishment, Juego de Palabras! This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Clara: @ClaraElenaDice Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.44 I'm Looking For My Skin Flute | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 22 Dec 2023 13:01:23 GMT
The Genius Gaggle go delving into the sewers of Waterdeep looking for the Xanathar hideout. I'm sure nothing bad will happen to them. Featuring: - Shagella and her skin flute - A giggling murder-jester - A sleepy lil guy - Jason the Rust Monster Our guest this week was the BALLER Thea Landen. You should all absolutely go to Thea's website (thealanden.com) and check out her newest book, Train Hard Rest Harder. It's steamy and tawdry and well-written and you NEED IT IN YOUR LIFE. This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.43 Why Is Your Coat Barking? | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 22 Dec 2023 13:01:04 GMT
The Math Club Gang head to their local farm-to-fork gang bar for information on where the Xanathar hideout is. Featuring: -A bar full of dogs -Arnold arguing about what does and doesn't count as a 'gang bar' -Saylor Twift's knees -Iron Gooch This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.41 There's F*ckery Afoot | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 22 Dec 2023 13:00:21 GMT
In a run-down shipping district in Waterdeep, someone has a terrible secret. A secret that could ruin her, if the truth got out. Good thing the Shortsighted Squad are made of nothing but tact and common sense. Featuring: - A warehouse, brimming with trinkets and trash. - An elven mage, desperate for any trick to save her village. - A big dead (or fake??) rat - TWO JOSHUA PATRICKS We had the IMMORTAL and AMAZING Erinn Jane in the studio with us today. You can find Erinn on twitter @lostinaustin_ and you should absolutely follow her because she's hilarious and a delight. This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.40 Oops All Pockets | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 22 Dec 2023 12:59:57 GMT
The Brainy Bunch finally get some answers.
Featuring:
- A visit from Davil Starsong in the least romantic alley in Waterdeep.
- An ambush gone wrong.
- Whatever the hell an Aboleth is
- A sudden distrust
This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.39 Gemstone Ball Gag | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 22 Dec 2023 12:59:36 GMT
It's all about family. And, in this case, the Waterdeep Rumble: Downhill Fury. We live our lives a quarter mile at a time! Featuring: - Egg-powered soap-box cars - Mel getting cozy - Chaotic neutral Italian plumbers - Alex the DM not knowing what a blue turtle shell does, at all. Our guest this week was Travis from the Bar Banter Podcast! You can follow them on Twitter @thebar_banter and you can catch their new episodes Wednesdays wherever you pick up those sweet audiowaves! This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.37 The Duck Knight Rises | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 22 Dec 2023 12:59:02 GMT
The Brainy Bunch get pushy with their bartender and roofie enthusiast Floon. He's probably not lying about that sick dad he's got at home, right? Like that was totally believable. Featuring: - Joshua Patrick doin' a bite - Dianna's Rich Tube Dude monologe - A shopkeep with a dark secret - Tony. That's all you're getting for context, any more would ruin it. This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.36 Suck It, Poverty | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 22 Dec 2023 12:58:46 GMT
Dungeons and Dragons x Inception. The Einstein E-girls take a trip to their subconscious to discover what monsters are hunting them beneath the waves. Arnold drinks poison. Garath's voice breaks. Mel throws an encyclopedia. Featuring: -Floon's dubious mixology - Four Pedro Pascals - A candy cottage - a rogue's den in the mountains This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Jenna: @forgottentroupe Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.35 This Is My Trumpet of Stealth | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 22 Dec 2023 12:58:28 GMT
The Whiz Kids take their mysterious key to a seemingly abandoned windmill with some...dubious residents. Garath brandishes his trumpet of stealth. Arnold takes a hit from a jong. Mel tells Josh Pat to bite a ghost. And of course...wait, holy shit is that legendary actor Keanbro Steves? Featuring: - A sentient puppet - Live-action courtroom drama - A drug dealer and his friends - A surprisingly scary haunting We are joined in the Stupid Studio this week by the BADASS Jenna over at Tales From The Forgotten Troupe. You can should absolutely check out their videos here! @talesfromtheforgottentroupe This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Jenna: @forgottentroupe Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.34 Hot Gnome Summer | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 22 Dec 2023 12:58:05 GMT
The Brain-Challenged Bunch investigate a rival tavern in Trollskull alley and find some eerie similarities to their own bar. Garath orders a beverage. Arnold is involved in a shirtnapping. Tess finds something special. Mel does a threat. Featuring: -The return of Dustin Frewn -Dracula's Grandmother's Twisted Nipple -A sentient shirt with dubious morals -sad piano music This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Jess the Mess: @JessLTwrites Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.33 Explosive Sadness | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 22 Dec 2023 12:57:50 GMT
The Brain-Damaged Band are waddling into Waterdeep's community graveyard, the City of the Dead today. I'm sure they won't encounter ghosts or monsters or uncover the clues to an orgy the previous night. Totally normal day over here. Nothing to see.
Featuring:
-The EverDong guardian
-Tess refusing to stay off the grass
- Garath's sick new knife
- Good cop, insane cop This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us!
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Ep.32 Deepthroating That Cupcake | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 22 Dec 2023 12:57:01 GMT
We're full-on Scooby-Doo'ing this one, gang. The Jinkies Jammers are breaking into Ranear Neverember's house, where they meet a mysterious Dark Elf on an important diplomatic mission from Menzoberranzan. Surely she won't get annoyed by our antics. Right?
Featuring:
- Fries n' frosties
- A burglary internship
- Venturing into the armor equivalent of a Macy's
-The tragic and gruesome death of Scrappy Doo
Special thanks to our AMAZING guest Azra, who not only played with our gang here in the space but also has a hilarious TikTok page! You should check it out!
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Ep.31 A Full Golden Booby | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 22 Dec 2023 12:55:00 GMT
Even for us, this one gets pretty wild. The Idiot Imaginarium attempts to check out Lady Haventree's credentials...right in the middle of an ambush.
It's a whale of a tale.
Featuring:
-Futon, the charming owner of Glass and Baubles
- A supersized wolf pup
- A breakaway carriage ride
- Humphry the blue whale.
Special thanks to our AMAZING guest, Clara Elena Dice, who not only displayed the patience of a saint, but who has an AMAZING book of poetry available, that you can find here!
https://www.cewallacewrites.com/
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Ep.49 We're Team Dick-Fighting | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Sat, 25 Nov 2023 14:11:48 GMT
Our chaotic collaboration with the Don't Make It Weird Podcast comes to a crashing, chaotic crescendo aboard Davil Starsong's ship. Dina grabs some magic items. Daniel glows green. SOMEONE punches Davil Starsong in the pants. Garath tells some fibs.
Featuring:
- The literal power of friendship
- Gareth making a dick-o-lantern
- Mel's insane arrow shooting skills
- A molten gold snake
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Ep.45 Don't Lay A Hand On My Flutterfinger | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 24 Nov 2023 12:45:56 GMT
The Book-Bunch continues delving into the Xanathar Guild headquarters, lead in part by the murder-giggler himself, Flutterfoot. Featuring: -Dungeon spelunking -Casual threats of murder -Isaac the poisoning chocolatier -Don't Touch My Bon Bons! This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.47 The Stealth Onesie | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 10 Nov 2023 23:50:11 GMT
The Ghost Mafia talk with God and Remalia Haventree. Joseph the whooping cough orphan offers a surprising twist. Dianna writes a 'u up' text. Arnold busks as a lobster. Featuring: - A Katy Perry tribute - Matching onesies - A charcoal dick pic - A cute first date This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Thu, 02 Nov 2023 11:44:40 GMT
You deserve a big, beautiful Halloween episode with no skips or fluff or splitting into two smaller, inferior episodes. This is the episode you deserve. Featuring: - Scrooge McGarath - Cole the idiot child-ranger - Thenatus Silversong - A haunted house with a point to prove Our guest this episode is none other that the best voice actor we've ever had on our show ever, Apollo! You can find him across all his socials @tallnerdapollo, and you absolutely should follow him wherever you can because he's amazing. This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
The Guild Does Not Know Honor | Halloween Special Pt.2 | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 27 Oct 2023 22:55:00 GMT
The Hillgauntlet Hallows Eve Haunted House comes to a screaming crescendo. Apollo meets someone from his past. Mel saves a child. Arnold discovers someone he can't befriend. Featuring: - Scrooge McGarath - Cole the idiot child-ranger - Thenatus Silversong - A haunted house with a point to prove Our guest this episode is none other that the best voice actor we've ever had on our show ever, Apollo! You can find him across all his socials @tallnerdapollo, and you absolutely should follow him wherever you can because he's amazing. This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Halloween Special! The C*nt of Strahd Pt. 1 | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 20 Oct 2023 22:55:00 GMT
The Cranium Co. find themselves at a fall festival for the Hillgauntlet Hallow's Eve haunted house challenge! They are paired up with a mysterious member of the city watch, who seems to have a...special connection to the spirits of the house. Featuring: - The c*nt of strahd, obviously - Belli the pumpkin-head child - A fantasy Juilliard-trained whale actor - A haunted house with a point to prove Our guest this episode is none other that the best voice actor we've ever had on our show ever, Apollo! You can find him across all his socials @tallnerdapollo, and you absolutely should follow him wherever you can because he's amazing. This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Apollo: @tallnerdapollo Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.42 You Underestimate My Bootyhole | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 22 Sep 2023 23:55:48 GMT
The Intellectual Interrogators seek answers about the Stone of Golorr, and what it means to Waterdeep. Featuring: - Remalia Haventree's Cool Library - Garion attempting to say 'Bibically' - Dianna volunteering as a suicide candidate - A surprise ally This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Special Critically Stupid Anniversary Live Show!
Wed, 13 Sep 2023 01:00:00 GMT
Join us LIVE for a totally improvised one-shot adventure featuing your favorite dingdongs from Critically Stupid, with a new twist! What would happen if everyone has to swap roles every now and then? Where will the story go if Dianna is suddenly the DM and Alex has to play as Mel the Ranger? Stay tuned and find out! You might also win a beautiful set of Libris Arcana dice!
Ep.38 Kink Shaming Is My Kink | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Sat, 19 Aug 2023 05:01:28 GMT
In a basement beneath a wig store, a necromancer has a terrible secret. And guess which band of merry idiots happens to stumble right into the middle of it? Good thing they're well-equipped with common sense and moral fiber. Featuring: - Quentin Terentine-Bone - A comically large rat - Garath surrendering almost immediately -A band of Kenku mercenaries. Our guest this week was the BADASS Roni S! You can follow her on Twitter @Chibitweetz, and you can check out her story 'Red Dress', a story about a vigilante taking on the missing, murdered indigenous women epidemic, here! https://www.amazon.com/Not-Ghosts-But-Spirits-II/dp/1959118293/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=1WX22O58GJS7O&keywords=not+ghosts+but+spirits+2&qid=1692246291&sprefix=not+ghosts+but+spirits+2%2Caps%2C236&sr=8-1 This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide. Follow us! Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e Artwork on Thumbnail belongs to Diablo, Blizzard, etc.
Ep.30 The Snack That Smiles Back | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 23 Jun 2023 21:55:02 GMT
After their close call at the opera, the Foolish Fivesome take a break at Trollskull. Someone from their not-distant past shows up with an offer, prompting an investigation into a potentially dubious noblewoman.
Featuring:
-Tess pretending to be a horse
-Arnold's super-secret pack of letters
-Joshua Patrick having a nightmare
- A clandestine operation that also serves chicken nuggets
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Ep.29 Can We Not Call His Butt The Meat Pocket? | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Sat, 17 Jun 2023 00:37:04 GMT
The Dynamic Dingbats encounter Stevie the Wildcard live and in the flesh. The party gets an unexpected offer from a friend in a high place. Waterdeep's finest opera gets a fishy interruption.
Featuring:
- Piss-magic
- The jankiest fortune telling you've ever seen
- Stevie Wildcard's magnificent locks
- Tess's cow-trust, betrayed
Special thanks to our AMAZING guest Steven! You can find him on Twitter @StevieWildcard, and you should all go follow him. Right now. You can also check out his comic book here! https://www.wehaveissuespodcast.com/
Follow us! Jess the Mess: @JessLTwrites Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide.
Ep.28 She's A Mouth-First Type of Girl | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 26 May 2023 21:55:19 GMT
The Clown Collective take a breath between putting their lives in danger for giggles. The Black Viper pays a visit, bragging about a potential new score. A rival tavernkeep rears his ugly plant. And Gregg the Lobster has a surprise waiting for the gang at a local theater.
Featuring: Alex the DM singing the alphabet, surprise cow facts, a burglarizing wager, and several Home Alone references
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#podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide.
Ep.27 The Squid Ink Sac of Infamy | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 19 May 2023 21:55:13 GMT
The Brain Trust is joined in the studio by lovely villainous superstar Jaime Jackson today! She plays our first-ever guest bad guy, and she's absolutely incredible at it. Suspiciously good, actually. I wouldn't want to run into her in a dark alley. Or a drowned wreck full of shark zombies, as the case may be here. Featuring: - Everyone's favorite beverage, Master Pepper, Weird Anime Tentacles, Garath being the textbook definition of 'a coward' and Fish Zombies Buy Jaime's Books here! https://www.amazon.com/stores/Jamie-Jackson/author/B09J1M43PV?ref=ap_rdr&store_ref=ap_rdr&isDramIntegrated=true&shoppingPortalEnabled=true Follow us! Jess the Mess: @JessLTwrites Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide.
Ep.26 Legally Adults, Evolutionarily Very Tender | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 12 May 2023 21:55:23 GMT
Y'all remember that song 'Under the Sea' by that crab in Disney's Little Mermaid? This is like that, except horrifying. Featuring: The cutest date known to humankind, Tess the Druid being pro-littering, a spliced gangster, everyone conspiring to force Alex the DM to murder an NPC
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#podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide.
Ep.25 I'm Competent, I'm Just Also Stupid | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 05 May 2023 21:55:45 GMT
The Bufoonish Bastards are joined in their idiot cockpit by a guest today! In dire need of a path to the bottom of Waterdeep Harbor, our party encounters Marie Cleveaux, a scientist, potion-maker, casual grave robber and all around good chap. Featuring: A french accent that makes Alex the DM's sound like concrete in a blender, the best, most succinct character description you've ever heard, Garath being a dick to a senior citizen, and...Zombies? Special thanks to our incredible guest, Sabina from Two Monsters Rolling Dice! You can find Sabina here: @AlfalfaCentauri and her incredible show here: https://open.spotify.com/show/5xCYzhei0dwid0xn8q0iyu?si=926b42a4a5b74b55 Follow us! Jess the Mess: @JessLTwrites Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide.
Ep.24 The Whole Spectrum of F*cks | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 28 Apr 2023 21:48:12 GMT
*Disclaimer* Hey gang we don't really go for content warnings as a rule because we're all adults here, but we wanted to give you a heads up that there is a *particularly* high number of suicide jokes in this episode. Just a heads up.
The Feebleminded Foursome find themselves caught between a reckless noble and a wounded gangster. Jess and Arnold deal with the horrible, nightmarish creatures buried beneath the mud of Waterdeep Harbor. Mel stands up for Urstul Floxin, who low key doesn't deserve it. Arnold, interestingly, also takes a stand.
Featuring: Finding out what a cow's scientific name is, Garath fighting an old lady, narrowly avoiding a fight between Alex the DM and Dianna in real life, and Tess saving a gangster's life.
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#podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide.
Ep.23 Trauma Makes Things Funny | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 21 Apr 2023 21:55:04 GMT
The Dunce Department belly up to their troubles fomenting at the edge of Waterdeep Harbor. A stealth mission gone horribly horribly wrong continues to SOMEHOW go worse. Tess encounters something terribly rude at the bottom of Waterdeep Harbor know as the 'consequences of her own actions'. Gareth sneaks into a room full of soon-to-be dead people. Arnold makes a friend. Mel, weirdly, also makes a friend. I know, I'm just as shocked as you are.
Featuring:
-Underwater Nightmares
-A bong rip of poison gas
-A badass new NPC
-Tess casting her first spell!
Follow us! Jess the Mess: @JessLTwrites Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e This episode is brought to you by the DOPE-ASS dice sets at librisarcana.com. Check them out with our exclusive discount code STUPID20 for 20% off site-wide.
Ep.22 Hair Flip and a Booty Wiggle | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 14 Apr 2023 21:55:45 GMT
The Dipshit Committee get an invitation they don't merit by a long shot, and decide to send their Junior Shellfish Detective Agency member Greg to go scope it out. They go investigate the missing Nimblewright from Lady Yalah Gralhund's spectacularly awful party, and encounter a familiar face not-quite threatening the locals. Good thing he's got some money to throw around or Ranear would be kind of a douchebag. Featuring: A pun that fully slips Alex the DM's soul from his corporeal form, Jess coming up with another Cow Fact, the worst character voice of all time, and THE WORST STEALTH MISSION OF ALL TIME Follow us! Jess the Mess: @JessLTwrites Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.21 Sequined Walk of Shame | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 07 Apr 2023 21:55:38 GMT
It's like a regular walk of shame but with jazz hands and pizazz. The canny crowd escape Lady Yalah Gralhund's manor after some light looting, only to find their business being run by child labor. Which is illegal...apparently. Featuring: Alex the DM not googling 'cows' because he's an idiot who doesn't do his research and he's a bad collaborator, Arnold finding a secret, Tess having an in-depth conversation with a lobster, Garion's vast wine knowledge Follow us! Jess the Mess: @JessLTwrites Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.20 Piss in Boots | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 31 Mar 2023 21:53:19 GMT
What do you get when you cross a fantasy-Russian gangster, a corrupt noblewoman, and a the missing key to half a million gold coins? That's not the punchline to a joke, I'm genuinely asking. This week the Brain Trust tries to follow exactly ONE story line cohesively for more than eight minutes at a time. They do exactly as well as you imagine. Featuring: Garath swinging from the ceiling, Tess making a new friend, Mel suggesting couple's therapy, and Waterdeep's best and most notorious cat burglar, who definitely *doesn't* leave calling cards wherever she goes
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Ep.19 He Smells Like Daddy Issues | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 24 Mar 2023 21:57:02 GMT
These four morons go exploring in Yalah Gralhund's manor. Which, just by the way, is breaking and entering by literally *any* description. I'm sure it'll go aces for them. Featuring: - Alex the DM's phony baloney character voices - Tess turning into a cow?? - The smoothest NPC character introduction we've ever had, bar none - A thick Russian accent Follow us! Jess the Mess: @JessLTwrites Anthony LaFauci: @AnthonyLaFauci Dianna Lee: @diannasaurusr3x Garion Neuse: youtube.com/@kanashi6804 Alexander James: @drunkscribe @Critically Stupid #podcast #dnd #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #dnd5e
Ep.18 I Don't Think You Could Punt An 11-Year Old | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 17 Mar 2023 21:56:09 GMT
The thick-headed trust deal with a portal to another realm! Cerulean and Tess handle some murderous crustaceans, while Mel, Arnold and Garath deal with some surprising revelations involving everyone's favorite Waterdeep nobleman, Ranear Neverember. Today, we say goodbye to a cast member. Her time with us was too short, and she'll be dearly missed.
Featuring:
- A Stephen King reference about as subtle as a cannon
- Garion punting a small child *Not actually a child
- Our first ever 'hoof' attack
- Alex, Garion and Anthony revealing their mutual crushes on Ryan Reynolds. Because, like, who *doesn't* have a crush on Ryan Reynolds?
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Ep.17 Are You Robbing Me of a Buttcheek? | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 10 Mar 2023 22:43:27 GMT
The Dynamic Dingbats have a guest on the show today! Her name is Jess the Mess and she's AMAZING as I'm sure you'll learn. The gang gets into Lady Yalah Gralhund's Battle of the Bards by the skin of their teeth, and encounter a very drunk Ranear Neverember, a shrill noblewoman, and the fiercest songsmanship Arnold has ever thrown down.
Featuring:
- Tess firing a t-shirt cannon full of drugs
- Garath, shaking a single buttcheek
- The *successful* return of Lady Sarah Landauer
- Someone smelling the future. Yeah, you read that right.
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Ep.16 If You Want To Blow 'Em, That's Your Business | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 03 Mar 2023 22:55:43 GMT
Still can't fathom why people don't think we're a family show. The Obtuse Oligarchs collect a *very*serious side quest from Dustin Eggo. Arnold and Garath do a little reconnaissance on their new magic artifacts. And two punk rockers roll into Trollskull manor with a new challenge.
Featuring:
- The triumphant return of Dustin Eggo and Evan Stokesworth
- Garath's new nickname
- A dubious Karaoke session
- a Feyday BOB challenge
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Ep.15 Murder is Always Funny | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 24 Feb 2023 22:46:24 GMT
The Dynamic Dingbats are each confronted by a piece of their past. We're all who we say we are until someone shows up who knows who we used to be. Featuring: Mel apologizing, Garath away gold coins, Arnold being mean, Cerulean asking five questions.
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Ep.14 Boys First, America's Subtitle | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 17 Feb 2023 22:54:49 GMT
The Double-Decker-Dumb-Dumbs find themselves with a simple task: walk into the Waterdeep morgue, and find a corpse to have a nice chat with. Unfortunately for them, they weren't the first to have this plan. Featuring: Weekend at Fantasy Bernie's, a trio of mustaches, Garath's actually decent plan, Mel, red-faced and sweaty yet again
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Ep.13 Real Life and Fantasy Sad | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 10 Feb 2023 22:50:02 GMT
How long does it take four idiots to walk through a set of doors? Longer than any of us has patience for. The Cretinous Companions swing through the House of Inspired hands to talk to a totally radical head priest, and discover some unnerving secrets about what lives in the attic at the Temple of Gond.
Featuring: Garath's 'disguise kit', Mel's casual disdain of *gestures broadly*, Workshop nerds, Edward Knifefingers
Special thanks to our friends over at the Big Campaign Podcast for their contribution to our midroll! Go check them out at https://open.spotify.com/show/4SzqCkvnIG5gYnc6mt9kho?si=f6925e6f02b8416e
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Ep.12 If You're Bleeding Out, Do It Outside | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 03 Feb 2023 22:53:29 GMT
Explosions are cool, but do you know what's cooler? Interrogating witnesses. To be fair, the Foolish Foursome here did just sink a cool thousand gold pieces into this tavern only to have the front windows blown off. It's bound to put a damper on anyone's evening.
Featuring: - Dustin Eggo, *not* being a fool, Arnold's exceptional note-taking skills, Alex the DM's accidental beatboxing, Mel wondering how exactly one talks to children.
Special thanks to our friends over at the Billowing Hilltop Podcast for their contribution to our midroll! Way to make our audio look awful by comparison, gentlemen. Go check them out at https://linktr.ee/billowinghilltop
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Ep.11 Dead and Breakfast | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 27 Jan 2023 22:51:15 GMT
Wow we're just out here doing full-on cameos from other podcasts, huh? Is Alex really desperate for characters that he's importing people from real life? Anyway, in this one the crew of the S.S Dipshit finally reconvene after a long evening, and set about turning their dilapidated dump of a tavern into a lean and mean money-making machine. Too bad about that sewer door in the cellar that opens into a gang den. I'm sure it won't be relevant.
Featuring: A present for Garath, Arnold's hurt feelings, a bespectacled gorilla, a bearded gnome, and the angriest half-elf you've ever encountered.
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Ep.10 All Spiders Are Murder Spiders | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 20 Jan 2023 23:00:12 GMT
I bet you're thinking to yourself 'wow alex is such a skilled DM, he split the party, and that's really cool and intentional of him.' Friends? Come here. Little closer. He's not very good at this. As you're about to learn.
Featuring: Murder spiders (obviously, it's in the episode title), an ominous wall-knocking, our second-ever community NPC, and the hottest pirate captain Mel has ever met
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Ep.09 A Poor Man's Kick In The Head | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 06 Jan 2023 23:09:31 GMT
Four idiots, three attempts at getting out of a fight, two murderous NPC's, and one malfunctioning teleporter. Can these dumb-dumbs talk their way out of their own heist-gone-wrong? Will the call of love finally conquer all? Will Mel murder someone because Dianna lacks impulse control? It's CRITICALLY STUPID TIME GANG!
Big shout out to our friends over at Snyder's Return for shaming our terrible audio quality with their effortlessly smooth-sounding midroll promo.
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Holiday Special - Ask Him Where The Ho Ho Ho's Are
Thu, 22 Dec 2022 22:49:21 GMT
Joyous Wintertide, you fiends and rapscallions! There's a plague ruining the life of one of the honest businesspeople of Waterdeep; this Santa Claus fellow is putting Fanny McGuckian, the CEO of Fabulous Toys & Tobacco, right out of business! Will the Ghost Mafia help her shut down this bearded menace and save Wintertide? Or will they be swept away by the gingerbread houses and Wintertide magic?
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Ep.08 Calligra-Pee | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 09 Dec 2022 22:31:46 GMT
We're BACK baby, season two time. These cerebellum captains are delving into a sewer to try and snatch back some cash from the very gang that they faced off with just yesterday. All it's going to take is some mild contusions, concussions, and a fair amount of luck. What could go wrong?
Featuring: the much-awaited return of Tim, a pair of hapless bums who are just trying their best, Garath smoothly and calmly handling a situation, and a surprise clockwork nightmare.
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Ep.07 Welcome To The Ghost Mafia | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 25 Nov 2022 21:53:11 GMT
Okay, so these ding-dongs have a ghost house. Unfortunately for them, it's kind of a dump. Positive for them, Garath is either a) a medium or b) really good at getting haunted houses to talk. Another negative for them, it's going to cost them a hefty sum to fix it up. Good thing the house has some...let's call them 'creative fundraising ideas'.
Featuring: A crooked zoning contractor, Garath shouting through his 'skylight', an estimate that *really* requires a second opinion, and the theme reveal for S2!
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Ep.06 Good Cop, Dwarf Cop | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 11 Nov 2022 23:01:04 GMT
So, like, we've all been part of an illegal interrogation, right? It's pretty routine. Buncha cops roll in and try to get you to say things, despite your constitutional right to silence. Anyway welcome to our fantasy podcast where no one's right to their voice or body is ever stripped from them and we love it here.
Featuring: Alex stretching his voice-acting skills to their breaking point, Magic interrogation rooms, Mel threatening Floon’s life, A certain city watch Captain and her faithful watchman, The successful return of Volo Geddarm
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Ep.05 Anyone Who Says 'Righteous' Is Not A Threat | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 28 Oct 2022 09:42:11 GMT
Our dubious heroes found Floon! He happens to be in the grips of a murderous half-orc who calls himself Portobello. And Portobello just happens to be working on behalf of one of the most powerful and notorious gangs in Waterdeep. And Alex happens to be a Bad DM who doesn't know how to balance an encounter for level 1 characters. Anyway, I'm sure it'll be fine.
Featuring: The successful return of Paulie, a spell that does *way* too much damage, TMNT Band-Aids, and Ranear Neverember finally becoming relevant.
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Ep.04 What’s The Poo-To-Water Ratio Here? | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 14 Oct 2022 21:56:17 GMT
The Fearsome Foursome venture into the Waterdeep sewers in search of Floor Bagmaar. Smelling of sweat, soot, ash, and other less...savory aromas.
Featuring: Ranear Neverember's wandering accent, Tim the Baby Beholder, How long does it take these idiots to go through a door, and the longest round of combat you've ever heard in your DING-DANG LIFE
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Ep.03 The Real Treasure Are The Friends We Killed Along The Way | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 30 Sep 2022 20:04:25 GMT
Our would-be adventurers traipse into a warehouse full of walking and talking ravens bandits to...well, let's just call it a 'mixed success'. Featuring : A cougar-hunting Bird-Man. Two of the lethal-est sneak attacks you've ever encountered. An ice-knife in a dark alleyway. SOMEONE setting a teeny-tiny fire
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Ep.02 You're Telling Me A Shrimp Frenched That Toast? | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 16 Sep 2022 20:54:24 GMT
Our would-be heroes set forth on their quest to find Volothamp Geddarm's dear friend Floon.
Featuring;
- An incident with a guardsman on the city watch
- A dubious tavern in the Sea Ward
- A somehow *more* dubious curiosity shoppe
- A dark, unlit warehouse on a side street.
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Katie Cohen; @kcwrites_
Dianna Lee; @diannasaurusr3x
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Ep.01 It's All Downhill From Here | Waterdeep Dragon Heist |
Fri, 02 Sep 2022 17:40:39 GMT
Our adventure begins where all the best adventures begin;
In a tavern.
Featuring;
-Excessive puns
-Accidental ASMR
-A cheating rogue
-TROLLS?!?
-Shrimp French Toast