Audio Fiction Dot C O Dot U K

Portal Quandary



Fantasy Full cast Longform Audio RPG


Synopsis:

Portal Quandary is a real-play dramedy Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Magnolia, Lucille, Noah and Hymmbo are four strangers who find themselves stuck in a mystical land farther away than they ever thought possible. Our party must explore this dangerous land to return home, but somehow, this alien world provokes questions about home they never thought to ask.


Format: Audio RPG

RPG system: Dungeons & Dragons

Continuity: Longform

Voices: Cast

Genres: Fantasy

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Episodes:

Episode 25: The Astroglamos

Fri, 28 Jun 2024 07:00:00 +1000

Glamos is here…

Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and mentions of animal death. 

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Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Timothy is Olive Jerome

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd


Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode are here:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xKPsxHeY6f5PjSpntyAdY7IvpJHX--Y3WUXD2q7vGpU/edit?usp=sharing

This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.


Episode 24: Moving Day

Fri, 07 Jun 2024 07:00:00 +1000

In the penultimate episode, the party prepares for their final battle and says their last goodbyes to the city that helped them.


Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language.


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Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Timothy is Olive Jerome

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd


Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:


Fire - mmutua

noch9 - levelclearer

sunshine333 - levelclearer

intro_snow4 - levelclearer

Thunder - straget

Incoming Artillery - bendodge

Nostromo17 - levelclearer

Battle - levelclearer


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.


Episode 23: The Antimagic Essence

Fri, 17 May 2024 07:00:00 +1000

Armed with the final essence, the team returns to Lambence to complete the orrery. The world outside the skyscraper has changed as the effects of destroying Exanimus befall the region, and the stakes get uncomfortably higher. Both Lambence and our wayward party must scramble to make preparations, or risk losing their last chance of going home.


Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and light sexual references.


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Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Timothy is Olive Jerome

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd


Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:

Rabble Meowing 2 - timtube

Magic_byMondfisch89 - Mondfisch89

bass200000000003322 - levelclearer

siberia - levelclearer

SupernovaLarge - aj_heels

Baby Goat Bleating - OBXJohn

Magic - RICHERlandTV

Beating Wings - Juskiddink

Nostromo17 - levelclearer

Fire - mmutua

Battle - levelclearer


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.


Episode 22: The Astroexanimus

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 07:00:00 +1000

The truth of the Astroexanimus is revealed. Separated and losing health, the party must race to the essence before their time runs out. Will they escape in time, or will the looming skyscraper become the tomb of yet another victim? 

Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language.


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Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Timothy is Olive Jerome

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd


Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:


Soda Water Bottle - Greencouch

Magic_byMondfisch89 - Mondfisch89

bass200000000003322 - levelclearer

siberia - levelclearer

SupernovaLarge - aj_heels

CD_CONTACT_011FX_Red_star_Magic_planet.wav - kevp888

Metal thunder impact_1(8lrs,mltprcssg) - newlocknew


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

Transcript


Episode 21: Noah Baker

Fri, 05 Apr 2024 07:00:00 +1100

Without magic and facing down a new enemy, the party must think outside the box in order to defeat their opponent. The wayward bard is finally found. 


Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, suggestive language, and references to alcohol.


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Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Timothy is Olive Jerome

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd


Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:

Stradivarius Solo Arpeggio Melody 200 BPM - Robbnix

interlude 0R_18v- - sentuniman

sun200 - levelclearer

siberia - levelclearer

Water Splash 1 - qubodup

Synthetic Chipring - Owdeo

Sad bluesy violin - TheFlyFishingFilmmaker

Metal thunder impact_1(8lrs,mltprcssg) - newlocknew

Chicken sizzling in a pot - natemarler


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

Transcript


Episode 20: Exanimus

Fri, 15 Mar 2024 07:00:00 +1100

The final journey begins. The group makes their way into the strangely familiar Exanimus to retrieve the final essence for their dimension-travelling orrery. As they venture further in, unsettling revelations are made as an old mystery unravels. 

Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and mentions of blood.


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Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Timothy is Olive Jerome

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd


Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:


intro_snow4 - levelclearer

eternity - levelclearer

dawn9000022uya4 - levelclearer

siberia - levelclearer

Assorted_crashing - nothayama

Synthetic Chipring - Owdeo

Sad bluesy violin - TheFlyFishingFilmmaker

Metal thunder impact_1(8lrs,mltprcssg) - newlocknew


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

Transcript


Episode 19: The Essence of Air

Fri, 23 Feb 2024 07:00:00 +1100

The party prepares for their foray into Exanimus with mixed results. The debate over whether to trust the summer court with the orrery continues. Meanwhile, Cleary gets a message from an unexpected source.

Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and references to alcohol.

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Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Timothy is Olive Jerome

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd


Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:

intro_snow4 - levelclearer

sun40 - levelclearer

calm3 - levelclearer

Sun405 - levelclearer


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

Transcript


Episode 18: The Astroavos

Fri, 02 Feb 2024 07:00:00 +1100

The Astroavos' vague instructions are dispensed and the party commences with a game in the palace of clouds. Will they find the essence of air, or will the Astroavos find them first?

And what happens if it does? 

Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence.

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Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd


Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:

grass29 - levelclearer

Beating Wings - justkiddink

stone12 - levelclearer

calm3 - levelclearer

Thunder - straget

coot call - klankbeeld

Screech - MakoFox

Hadidi Ibis - Nixi_Oodle

Opening Chest - SJLeilani

CD_CONTACT_011FX_Red_star_Magic_planet.wav - kevp888

Baby Goat Bleating - OBXJohn

Story Logo - SergeQuadado

Magic - RICHERlandTV

Sun405 - levelclearer


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

Transcript


Episode 17: Magnolia

Fri, 12 Jan 2024 07:00:00 +1100

The team makes their way to Avos! Ascending into the cloud castle with their new gadgets, their search for the essence of air begins. Magnolia acts as the party’s diplomat, but Timmit is less keen on the castle’s inhabitants. . . 

Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language.

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Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd


Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 

Sound effects used in this episode include:

INTRO_clouds - levelclearer

Beating Wings - justkiddink

sun405 - levelclearer

stone12 - levelclearer

Thunder - straget

coot call - klankbeeld

Shower, A - InspectorJ

Hadidi Ibis - Nixi_Oodle


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

Transcript


Episode 16: Avos

Fri, 22 Dec 2023 07:00:00 +1100

Tempers flare after Timmit catches Noah prying. Magnolia performs another aetherbloom experiment,  and Lucille seeks answers about the voice in her head. Meanwhile, with the bounty of gems gathered in Novis, Timmit finds a way to help equip the team for their foray upwards into Avos.


Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language.


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Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd


Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:

sun405 - levelclearer

Beating Wings - justkiddink

Nostromo17 - levelclearer

Intro_snow4 - levelclearer

Synthetic Chipring - Owdeo

Magic Spell - Sleeping spell 1.wav - OGSoundFX


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

Transcript


Episode 15: The Essence of Fire

Fri, 01 Dec 2023 07:00:00 +1100

Having retrieved the essence of fire, the group makes their way back to Lambence to prepare for their next journey. However, their report to Cleary is not well-received, and Timmit voices growing suspicion about the true intentions of their fairy friends.

Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language.


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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd


  

Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Chanelle Hayden is our Transcriber   

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

We’re on the lookout for someone to join the team as a Community Manager. Send us an email if that sounds like you!


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:

Siberia - levelclearer

Magic - RICHERlandTV

Cosmos13 - levelclearer

Intro_snow4 - levelclearer

06564 fairy magic wand - RobinHood76

Sunshine333 - levelclearer

Dark Teleport - oldestmillenial


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

Transcript


Episode 14: Portal Quandaries and Answers

Fri, 10 Nov 2023 07:00:00 +1100

Your quandaries are answered! Join us for a mid-season break as Tyrone and the players answer questions about their characters, themselves, and theorise about what’s in store for the second half of season 2!


Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language.


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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd


Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Chanelle Hayden is our Transcriber   

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

We’re on the lookout for someone to join the team as a Community Manager. Send us an email if that sounds like you!


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

Transcript


Episode 13: The Astronovis

Fri, 20 Oct 2023 07:00:00 +1100

Magnolia and Noah make conversation with the Astronovis, but Timmit and Lucille are less inclined for chit-chat.

Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language.


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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd


Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

We’re on the lookout for two people to join the team as a Transcriber and Community Manager. Send us an email if that sounds like you!


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:

Story Logo - SergeQuadado

Fire - mmutua

Light Bulb Pops - CGEffex

Boiling Water, Large, A - InspectorJ

Synthetic Chipring - Owdeo

Baby Goat Bleating - OBXJohn

Wind Chime, Gamelan Gong - InspectorJ

Beating Wings - juskiddink


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

Transcript


Episode 12: Lustris

Fri, 29 Sep 2023 07:00:00 +1000

The team makes their descent into the mines of Novis and begin the search for Cleary’s gem. As usual, they encounter a rocky situation - though this one is rockier than most. Lucille makes a friend that reminds her of home. Meanwhile, Timmit hears some unsettling noises. . .


Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence.


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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd


Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)

We’re on the lookout for two people to join the team as a Transcriber and Community Manager. Send us an email if that sounds like you!


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:

Water, Pouring, A - InspectorJ

Cosmos13 - levelclearer

lizard1 - -sihil

Light Bulb Pops - CGEffex

05429 destroying ray whoosh - Robinhood76

Synthetic Chipring - Owdeo

Baby Goat Bleating - OBXJohn

Wind Chime, Gamelan Gong - InspectorJ

Beating Wings - juskiddink


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

Transcript


Episode 11: Novis

Fri, 08 Sep 2023 07:00:00 +1000

The party issues a public apology to the city of Lambence on Tea Day. As they prepare for their descent into Novis, they make some new discoveries about the city's past and the nature of the Astrolustris. Lucille gets a glimpse of home, while Noah and Timmit reach out to Thaumus for some arcane assistance.


Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and minor references to drugs.


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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd


Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Jemma Law is our Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:

sun40 - levelclearer

Cosmos13 - levelclearer

Nostromo17 - levelclearer

Air Wind Whiff Blow - qubodup

small puddle splash sound effect - Garuda1982

sunshine333 - levelclearer

Intro_snow4 - levelclearer

Synthetic Chipring - Owdeo


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

Transcript


Episode 10: The Essence of Earth

Fri, 18 Aug 2023 07:00:00 +1000

The group returns to Lambence and has a history lesson about the Summer Court. Noah has fun with a new skill, while Timmit  finds his footing with the others. Meanwhile, new information arises about Kyros's role in the current state of events.


Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language.

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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd


  Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Jemma Law is our Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:

Magic - RICHERlandTV

Nostro9 - levelclearer

intro_DESERT2 - levelclearer

ROCKCrsh_Huge Rock Landslide With Partial Collapse_EM - newlocknew

Dark Teleport - oldestmillenial

190621_0380_FR_JapaneseDrums - kevp888

Intro_snow4 - levelclearer

PORTAL LOG IN - Alex_hears_things


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.




Transcript


Episode 9: The Astrotheran

Fri, 28 Jul 2023 07:00:00 +1000

Having survived the tricks and traps of the pyramid, the party gets ready to rumble in a showdown against the Astrotheran! Sometimes, however, battle and sacrifice go hand in hand.


Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence.


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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd

  

Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Jemma Law is our Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 

Sound effects used in this episode include:

Dropping a smoke bomb on the ground - pfranzen

Air Wind Whiff Blow - qubodup

Nostro9 - levelclearer

Magic - RICHERlandTV

Beating Wings - juskiddink

Synthetic Chipring- Owdeo

dawn6000002 - levelclearer

Fire - mmutua

Calm3 - levelclearer


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

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Episode 8: Lucille Von Goat

Fri, 07 Jul 2023 07:00:00 +1000

Lucille faces the consequences of her actions as our team ventures further into Theran. Noah struggles with the desert heat, and the party navigates the Astrotheran's den. There may or may not be magic mushrooms involved.

Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and brief references to alcohol.


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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd


Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Jemma Law is our Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:

Dark Teleport - oldestmillenial 

cloud100000 - levelclearer

Insectobot Scanning - RICHERlandTV

Beating Wings - juskiddink

Synthetic Chipring- Owdeo

dawn6000002 - levelclearer
intro_DESERT2 - levelclearer

Fire - mmutua


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

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Episode 7: Theran

Fri, 16 Jun 2023 07:00:00 +1000

The team returns to Lambence and convenes with Cleary to resupply before their next outing. Magnolia investigates the mysterious aetherbloom and comes to a concerning conclusion, while Timmit gets a crash-course in magical schooling. Noah makes a new friend, and Lucille comes to the King with a proposal.


Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and suggestive language.


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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd

  

Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Jemma Law is our Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:

Dark Teleport - oldestmillenial 

intro_snow4 - levelclearer

dawn120008883 - levelclearer

Beating Wings - juskiddink

Opening Chest - SJLeilani

Nostromo17 - levelclearer

JamesportWindChimes.wav - acclivity

Synthetic Chipring - owdeo

Fire - mmutua

Beating Wings - juskiddink


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

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Episode 6: The Essence of Water

Fri, 26 May 2023 07:00:00 +1000

Newly armed with the essence, the party returns to Lambence to regroup. Magnolia has a strange experience that sheds new light on the portal quandary so far, and Timmit struggles to find his place on the team. 

Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, suggestive language, and references to alcohol.


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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd



Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Jemma Law is our Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:


Dark Teleport - oldestmillenial 

Calm3 - levelclearer

Dawn9000022uya4 - levelclearer

Beating Wings - juskiddink


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal. Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.



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Episode 5: The Astroneptis

Fri, 05 May 2023 07:00:00 +1000

The party's stress levels are put to the test as they disagree on the best way to handle the Astroneptis. Timothy earns his place on the team, and Lucille leads a charge. Will the party come together for long enough to face their common foe, or will their infighting have dire consequences?  


Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence.


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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd



Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Jemma Law is our Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:

calm3 - levelclearer

JamesportWindChimes.wav - Acclivity

Calm Synthesizer, C - Inspector J

Beating Wings - juskiddink

This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.



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Episode 4: Timmit

Fri, 14 Apr 2023 07:00:00 +1000

The party encounters a few new faces, but loses track of others. We learn more about the goat system, Lucille and Magnolia’s friendship reaches a new level, and Noah plays favourites (no thopters were harmed in the making of this episode).


Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and mentions of animal death.


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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd


Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:

Calm Synthesizer, C - Inspector J

dawn40000 - levelclearer

Fire - mmutua

Nostro8.wav - levelclearer

Ship4 - levelclearer

Beating Wings - juskiddink

JamesportWindChimes.wav - acclivity

80's Analog Synth - Yellow Tree


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders. 

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.

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Episode 3: Neptis

Fri, 24 Mar 2023 07:00:00 +1100

The group takes their first step into Neptis, and Lucille learns about the joys of flying. Noah introduces some sweet new friends to the party. Magnolia puts her botanist hat on, and Hymnbo teaches the scouts a few important Earth customs. Don’t forget - when all else fails, follow the chimes!

Content warnings this week include fantasy violence

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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Hymnbo is Nathan Lee

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd

  

Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Olive Jerome is our Editing Assistant 

Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:

JamesportWindChimes.wav - acclivtiy

Sad bluesy violin - TheFlyFishingFilmMaker

Wind Chime, Gamelan Gong - InspectorJ

Nostro8.wav - levelclearer

Dawn9000022uya4 - levelclearer

Ship4 - levelclearer

Beating Wings - juskiddink

Sun67 - levelclearer

This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred. 

Transcript


Episode 2: Lambence, The Wayfarers' City

Fri, 03 Mar 2023 08:00:00 +1100

Introductions abound! Our new party finds their footing in Lambence, the Wayfarers’ City as Moving Day takes place. Armed with knowledge about the world they now find themselves in, they take their first step towards getting back home.


Content warnings for this week’s episode include references to fantasy violence, coarse language, and brief references to drugs.



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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Hymnbo is Nathan Lee

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd

  

Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Olive Jerome is our Editing Assistant 

Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:

Energy Charging - nightcraftsounds

Fire - mmutua

Bagpipers.m4a - shelfemployed


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred. 

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Episode 1: Glamos

Fri, 10 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +1100

Welcome to the first episode of Portal Quandary: Prophis! Meet Hymnbo, Noah, Magnolia and Lucille as their paths collide and they experience some unexpected lifestyle changes. They may be facing new troubles, but it’s ok - they’ve got this.


Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, references to alcohol, and fantasy violence.


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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Hymbo is Nathan Lee

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd


Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Olive Jerome is our Editing Assistant 

Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:

INTRO_clouds - levelclearer

lakes.1 - levelclearer

This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred. 

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Prophis Trailer

Sun, 22 Jan 2023 12:00:00 +1100

Prophis is the 2nd season of Portal Quandary, a real-play dramedy Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Season two follows a new group of adventurers facing new challenges. You don’t need to listen to season one to follow season two, but you may pick up on some fun references if you have!

Magnolia, Lucille, Noah and Hymmbo are four strangers who find themselves stuck in a mystical land farther away than they ever thought possible. Our party must explore this dangerous land to return home, but somehow, this alien world provokes questions about home they never thought to ask.

Releasing February 10th 2023, and releasing triweekly.

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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross      

Noah is Steven Edwards

Hymnbo is Nathan Lee

Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman

Magnolia is Jorja Odd

Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Olive Jerome is our Editing Assistant 

Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)


Email us at
portalquandary@gmail.com

This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders. 

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred. 

Transcript


Episode 4: The Herald of Summer

Fri, 21 Oct 2022 08:00:00 +1100

The party makes a shocking discovery. The secrets behind the portal quandary are revealed, and the sides become less clear. Thank you for joining us on this adventure! We greatly appreciate your support in listening, and stay tuned if you want to keep up-to-date with our next project.


Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence.


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Milo is Afra Child

Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross      

Fiero is Nathan Lee

Lin-Dare is Nick Fairleigh 

Elixia is Liv Ryan

  

Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Lachlan Fardy is our Sound Designer

Dylan Passè is our Editing Assistant 

Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


Sound effects used in this episode include:

-Magical Zap.flac - qubodup


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the  Awabakal, Birpai, Bunerong and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred. 



Transcript


Episode 3: Blizzbro

Fri, 16 Sep 2022 08:00:00 +1000

Another portal quandary strikes! The party helps Blizzbro with a problem he didn’t account for. Somebody calls the police, and somebody else calls for lights out. 


Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, suggestive language, and fantasy violence.


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Milo is Afra Child

Dungeon Master and Editing is Tyrone Cross  
Fiero is Nathan Lee

Lin-Dare is Nick Fairleigh 

Elixia is Liv Ryan

  

Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Rhiannon Davidson is our Community Manager

Lachlan Fardy is our Sound Designer

Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Anaiwan, Awabakal, Birpai, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred. 



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Episode 2: The Necro-Comic-Con

Fri, 19 Aug 2022 08:00:00 +1000

The party reunites as they investigate the mystery behind the orrery. Elixia learns how to navigate the strange world, and Lin-Dare obtains the mystical Myki. Milo makes some wrong deductions. Fiero makes a new friend. Tabasco, as always, is a good boy.

Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language 


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Milo is Afra Child

Dungeon Master and Editing is Tyrone Cross      

Fiero is Nathan Lee

Lin-Dare is Nick Fairleigh 

Elixia is Liv Ryan

  

Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Rhiannon Davidson is our Community Manager 

Lachlan Fardy is our Sound Designer

Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Anaiwan, Awabakal, Birpai, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred. 

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Episode 1: For Whom The Wedding Bells Toll

Fri, 22 Jul 2022 08:00:00 +1000

Join Lin-Dare, Elixia, Milo, Fiero and Tabasco as they encounter a portal quandary! Complications ensue at Lin-Dare’s son’s wedding, and the party tries to stop a commotion at the sun temple, but things get a little too hot to handle.

Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and suggestive language. No fire cats were harmed in the making of this episode. 

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Milo is Afra Child

Dungeon Master and Editing is Tyrone Cross      

Fiero is Nathan Lee

Lin-Dare is Nick Fairleigh 

Elixia is Liv Ryan

Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant

Rhiannon Davidson is our Community Manager 

Lachlan Fardy is our Sound Designer

Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber

Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)


Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com 


This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Anaiwan, Awabakal, Birpai, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders. 


The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred. 

Transcript