Portal Quandary
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Creator: Portal Quandary
Fantasy Full cast Longform Audio RPG
Synopsis:
Portal Quandary is a real-play dramedy Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Magnolia, Lucille, Noah and Hymmbo are four strangers who find themselves stuck in a mystical land farther away than they ever thought possible. Our party must explore this dangerous land to return home, but somehow, this alien world provokes questions about home they never thought to ask.
Format: Audio RPG
RPG system: Dungeons & Dragons
Continuity: Longform
Voices: Cast
Genres: Fantasy
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Episodes:
Fri, 28 Jun 2024 07:00:00 +1000
Glamos is here…
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and mentions of animal death.
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Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!
Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com
Sound effects used in this episode are here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xKPsxHeY6f5PjSpntyAdY7IvpJHX--Y3WUXD2q7vGpU/edit?usp=sharing
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Fri, 07 Jun 2024 07:00:00 +1000
In the penultimate episode, the party prepares for their final battle and says their last goodbyes to the city that helped them.
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language.
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Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!
Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com
Sound effects used in this episode include:
Fire - mmutua
noch9 - levelclearer
sunshine333 - levelclearer
intro_snow4 - levelclearer
Thunder - straget
Incoming Artillery - bendodge
Nostromo17 - levelclearer
Battle - levelclearer
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Episode 23: The Antimagic Essence
Fri, 17 May 2024 07:00:00 +1000
Armed with the final essence, the team returns to Lambence to complete the orrery. The world outside the skyscraper has changed as the effects of destroying Exanimus befall the region, and the stakes get uncomfortably higher. Both Lambence and our wayward party must scramble to make preparations, or risk losing their last chance of going home.
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and light sexual references.
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Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!
Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com
Sound effects used in this episode include:
Rabble Meowing 2 - timtube
Magic_byMondfisch89 - Mondfisch89
bass200000000003322 - levelclearer
siberia - levelclearer
SupernovaLarge - aj_heels
Baby Goat Bleating - OBXJohn
Magic - RICHERlandTV
Beating Wings - Juskiddink
Nostromo17 - levelclearer
Fire - mmutua
Battle - levelclearer
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Fri, 26 Apr 2024 07:00:00 +1000
The truth of the Astroexanimus is revealed. Separated and losing health, the party must race to the essence before their time runs out. Will they escape in time, or will the looming skyscraper become the tomb of yet another victim?
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language.
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Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!
Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com
Sound effects used in this episode include:
Soda Water Bottle - Greencouch
Magic_byMondfisch89 - Mondfisch89
bass200000000003322 - levelclearer
siberia - levelclearer
SupernovaLarge - aj_heels
CD_CONTACT_011FX_Red_star_Magic_planet.wav - kevp888
Metal thunder impact_1(8lrs,mltprcssg) - newlocknew
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Fri, 05 Apr 2024 07:00:00 +1100
Without magic and facing down a new enemy, the party must think outside the box in order to defeat their opponent. The wayward bard is finally found.
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, suggestive language, and references to alcohol.
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Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!
Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com
Sound effects used in this episode include:
Stradivarius Solo Arpeggio Melody 200 BPM - Robbnix
interlude 0R_18v- - sentuniman
sun200 - levelclearer
siberia - levelclearer
Water Splash 1 - qubodup
Synthetic Chipring - Owdeo
Sad bluesy violin - TheFlyFishingFilmmaker
Metal thunder impact_1(8lrs,mltprcssg) - newlocknew
Chicken sizzling in a pot - natemarler
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Fri, 15 Mar 2024 07:00:00 +1100
The final journey begins. The group makes their way into the strangely familiar Exanimus to retrieve the final essence for their dimension-travelling orrery. As they venture further in, unsettling revelations are made as an old mystery unravels.
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and mentions of blood.
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Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!
Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com
Sound effects used in this episode include:
intro_snow4 - levelclearer
eternity - levelclearer
dawn9000022uya4 - levelclearer
siberia - levelclearer
Assorted_crashing - nothayama
Synthetic Chipring - Owdeo
Sad bluesy violin - TheFlyFishingFilmmaker
Metal thunder impact_1(8lrs,mltprcssg) - newlocknew
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Episode 19: The Essence of Air
Fri, 23 Feb 2024 07:00:00 +1100
The party prepares for their foray into Exanimus with mixed results. The debate over whether to trust the summer court with the orrery continues. Meanwhile, Cleary gets a message from an unexpected source.
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and references to alcohol.
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Dungeon Master, Editing, and Community Manager is Tyrone Cross
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer, Narrative Consultant, and Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!
Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com
Sound effects used in this episode include:
intro_snow4 - levelclearer
sun40 - levelclearer
calm3 - levelclearer
Sun405 - levelclearer
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Fri, 02 Feb 2024 07:00:00 +1100
The Astroavos' vague instructions are dispensed and the party commences with a game in the palace of clouds. Will they find the essence of air, or will the Astroavos find them first?
And what happens if it does?
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence.
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Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!
Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com
Sound effects used in this episode include:
grass29 - levelclearer
Beating Wings - justkiddink
stone12 - levelclearer
calm3 - levelclearer
Thunder - straget
coot call - klankbeeld
Screech - MakoFox
Hadidi Ibis - Nixi_Oodle
Opening Chest - SJLeilani
CD_CONTACT_011FX_Red_star_Magic_planet.wav - kevp888
Baby Goat Bleating - OBXJohn
Story Logo - SergeQuadado
Magic - RICHERlandTV
Sun405 - levelclearer
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Fri, 12 Jan 2024 07:00:00 +1100
The team makes their way to Avos! Ascending into the cloud castle with their new gadgets, their search for the essence of air begins. Magnolia acts as the party’s diplomat, but Timmit is less keen on the castle’s inhabitants. . .
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language.
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Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!
Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com
Sound effects used in this episode include:
INTRO_clouds - levelclearer
Beating Wings - justkiddink
sun405 - levelclearer
stone12 - levelclearer
Thunder - straget
coot call - klankbeeld
Shower, A - InspectorJ
Hadidi Ibis - Nixi_Oodle
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Fri, 22 Dec 2023 07:00:00 +1100
Tempers flare after Timmit catches Noah prying. Magnolia performs another aetherbloom experiment, and Lucille seeks answers about the voice in her head. Meanwhile, with the bounty of gems gathered in Novis, Timmit finds a way to help equip the team for their foray upwards into Avos.
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language.
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Dungeon Master, Editing, Community Manager, and Transcriber is Tyrone Cross
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
We’re on the lookout for a couple of people to join the team as a Community Manager and Transcriber. Send us an email if that sounds like you!
Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com
Sound effects used in this episode include:
sun405 - levelclearer
Beating Wings - justkiddink
Nostromo17 - levelclearer
Intro_snow4 - levelclearer
Synthetic Chipring - Owdeo
Magic Spell - Sleeping spell 1.wav - OGSoundFX
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Episode 15: The Essence of Fire
Fri, 01 Dec 2023 07:00:00 +1100
Having retrieved the essence of fire, the group makes their way back to Lambence to prepare for their next journey. However, their report to Cleary is not well-received, and Timmit voices growing suspicion about the true intentions of their fairy friends.
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language.
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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Chanelle Hayden is our Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
We’re on the lookout for someone to join the team as a Community Manager. Send us an email if that sounds like you!
Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com
Sound effects used in this episode include:
Siberia - levelclearer
Magic - RICHERlandTV
Cosmos13 - levelclearer
Intro_snow4 - levelclearer
06564 fairy magic wand - RobinHood76
Sunshine333 - levelclearer
Dark Teleport - oldestmillenial
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Episode 14: Portal Quandaries and Answers
Fri, 10 Nov 2023 07:00:00 +1100
Your quandaries are answered! Join us for a mid-season break as Tyrone and the players answer questions about their characters, themselves, and theorise about what’s in store for the second half of season 2!
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language.
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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Chanelle Hayden is our Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
We’re on the lookout for someone to join the team as a Community Manager. Send us an email if that sounds like you!
Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Fri, 20 Oct 2023 07:00:00 +1100
Magnolia and Noah make conversation with the Astronovis, but Timmit and Lucille are less inclined for chit-chat.
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language.
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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
We’re on the lookout for two people to join the team as a Transcriber and Community Manager. Send us an email if that sounds like you!
Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com
Sound effects used in this episode include:
Story Logo - SergeQuadado
Fire - mmutua
Light Bulb Pops - CGEffex
Boiling Water, Large, A - InspectorJ
Synthetic Chipring - Owdeo
Baby Goat Bleating - OBXJohn
Wind Chime, Gamelan Gong - InspectorJ
Beating Wings - juskiddink
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Fri, 29 Sep 2023 07:00:00 +1000
The team makes their descent into the mines of Novis and begin the search for Cleary’s gem. As usual, they encounter a rocky situation - though this one is rockier than most. Lucille makes a friend that reminds her of home. Meanwhile, Timmit hears some unsettling noises. . .
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence.
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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
We’re on the lookout for two people to join the team as a Transcriber and Community Manager. Send us an email if that sounds like you!
Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com
Sound effects used in this episode include:
Water, Pouring, A - InspectorJ
Cosmos13 - levelclearer
lizard1 - -sihil
Light Bulb Pops - CGEffex
05429 destroying ray whoosh - Robinhood76
Synthetic Chipring - Owdeo
Baby Goat Bleating - OBXJohn
Wind Chime, Gamelan Gong - InspectorJ
Beating Wings - juskiddink
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Fri, 08 Sep 2023 07:00:00 +1000
The party issues a public apology to the city of Lambence on Tea Day. As they prepare for their descent into Novis, they make some new discoveries about the city's past and the nature of the Astrolustris. Lucille gets a glimpse of home, while Noah and Timmit reach out to Thaumus for some arcane assistance.
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and minor references to drugs.
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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Jemma Law is our Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com
Sound effects used in this episode include:
sun40 - levelclearer
Cosmos13 - levelclearer
Nostromo17 - levelclearer
Air Wind Whiff Blow - qubodup
small puddle splash sound effect - Garuda1982
sunshine333 - levelclearer
Intro_snow4 - levelclearer
Synthetic Chipring - Owdeo
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Episode 10: The Essence of Earth
Fri, 18 Aug 2023 07:00:00 +1000
The group returns to Lambence and has a history lesson about the Summer Court. Noah has fun with a new skill, while Timmit finds his footing with the others. Meanwhile, new information arises about Kyros's role in the current state of events.
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language.
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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Jemma Law is our Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com
Sound effects used in this episode include:
Magic - RICHERlandTV
Nostro9 - levelclearer
intro_DESERT2 - levelclearer
ROCKCrsh_Huge Rock Landslide With Partial Collapse_EM - newlocknew
Dark Teleport - oldestmillenial
190621_0380_FR_JapaneseDrums - kevp888
Intro_snow4 - levelclearer
PORTAL LOG IN - Alex_hears_things
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Fri, 28 Jul 2023 07:00:00 +1000
Having survived the tricks and traps of the pyramid, the party gets ready to rumble in a showdown against the Astrotheran! Sometimes, however, battle and sacrifice go hand in hand.
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence.
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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Jemma Law is our Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com
Sound effects used in this episode include:
Dropping a smoke bomb on the ground - pfranzen
Air Wind Whiff Blow - qubodup
Nostro9 - levelclearer
Magic - RICHERlandTV
Beating Wings - juskiddink
Synthetic Chipring- Owdeo
dawn6000002 - levelclearer
Fire - mmutua
Calm3 - levelclearer
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Fri, 07 Jul 2023 07:00:00 +1000
Lucille faces the consequences of her actions as our team ventures further into Theran. Noah struggles with the desert heat, and the party navigates the Astrotheran's den. There may or may not be magic mushrooms involved.
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and brief references to alcohol.
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Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Jemma Law is our Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
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Sound effects used in this episode include:
Dark Teleport - oldestmillenial
cloud100000 - levelclearer
Insectobot Scanning - RICHERlandTV
Beating Wings - juskiddink
Synthetic Chipring- Owdeo
dawn6000002 - levelclearer
intro_DESERT2 - levelclearer
Fire - mmutua
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Fri, 16 Jun 2023 07:00:00 +1000
The team returns to Lambence and convenes with Cleary to resupply before their next outing. Magnolia investigates the mysterious aetherbloom and comes to a concerning conclusion, while Timmit gets a crash-course in magical schooling. Noah makes a new friend, and Lucille comes to the King with a proposal.
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and suggestive language.
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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross
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Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Jemma Law is our Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
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Sound effects used in this episode include:
Dark Teleport - oldestmillenial
intro_snow4 - levelclearer
dawn120008883 - levelclearer
Beating Wings - juskiddink
Opening Chest - SJLeilani
Nostromo17 - levelclearer
JamesportWindChimes.wav - acclivity
Synthetic Chipring - owdeo
Fire - mmutua
Beating Wings - juskiddink
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Episode 6: The Essence of Water
Fri, 26 May 2023 07:00:00 +1000
Newly armed with the essence, the party returns to Lambence to regroup. Magnolia has a strange experience that sheds new light on the portal quandary so far, and Timmit struggles to find his place on the team.
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, suggestive language, and references to alcohol.
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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Jemma Law is our Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
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Sound effects used in this episode include:
Dark Teleport - oldestmillenial
Calm3 - levelclearer
Dawn9000022uya4 - levelclearer
Beating Wings - juskiddink
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal. Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Fri, 05 May 2023 07:00:00 +1000
The party's stress levels are put to the test as they disagree on the best way to handle the Astroneptis. Timothy earns his place on the team, and Lucille leads a charge. Will the party come together for long enough to face their common foe, or will their infighting have dire consequences?
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence.
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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross
Noah is Steven Edwards
Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Jemma Law is our Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
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Sound effects used in this episode include:
calm3 - levelclearer
JamesportWindChimes.wav - Acclivity
Calm Synthesizer, C - Inspector J
Beating Wings - juskiddink
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Fri, 14 Apr 2023 07:00:00 +1000
The party encounters a few new faces, but loses track of others. We learn more about the goat system, Lucille and Magnolia’s friendship reaches a new level, and Noah plays favourites (no thopters were harmed in the making of this episode).
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and mentions of animal death.
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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross
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Timothy and Editing Assistant is Olive Jerome
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
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Sound effects used in this episode include:
Calm Synthesizer, C - Inspector J
dawn40000 - levelclearer
Fire - mmutua
Nostro8.wav - levelclearer
Ship4 - levelclearer
Beating Wings - juskiddink
JamesportWindChimes.wav - acclivity
80's Analog Synth - Yellow Tree
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past and present leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Fri, 24 Mar 2023 07:00:00 +1100
The group takes their first step into Neptis, and Lucille learns about the joys of flying. Noah introduces some sweet new friends to the party. Magnolia puts her botanist hat on, and Hymnbo teaches the scouts a few important Earth customs. Don’t forget - when all else fails, follow the chimes!
Content warnings this week include fantasy violence
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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross
Noah is Steven Edwards
Hymnbo is Nathan Lee
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Olive Jerome is our Editing Assistant
Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
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Sound effects used in this episode include:
JamesportWindChimes.wav - acclivtiy
Sad bluesy violin - TheFlyFishingFilmMaker
Wind Chime, Gamelan Gong - InspectorJ
Nostro8.wav - levelclearer
Dawn9000022uya4 - levelclearer
Ship4 - levelclearer
Beating Wings - juskiddink
Sun67 - levelclearer
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Episode 2: Lambence, The Wayfarers' City
Fri, 03 Mar 2023 08:00:00 +1100
Introductions abound! Our new party finds their footing in Lambence, the Wayfarers’ City as Moving Day takes place. Armed with knowledge about the world they now find themselves in, they take their first step towards getting back home.
Content warnings for this week’s episode include references to fantasy violence, coarse language, and brief references to drugs.
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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross
Noah is Steven Edwards
Hymnbo is Nathan Lee
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Olive Jerome is our Editing Assistant
Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
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Sound effects used in this episode include:
Energy Charging - nightcraftsounds
Fire - mmutua
Bagpipers.m4a - shelfemployed
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Fri, 10 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +1100
Welcome to the first episode of Portal Quandary: Prophis! Meet Hymnbo, Noah, Magnolia and Lucille as their paths collide and they experience some unexpected lifestyle changes. They may be facing new troubles, but it’s ok - they’ve got this.
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, references to alcohol, and fantasy violence.
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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross
Noah is Steven Edwards
Hymbo is Nathan Lee
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Olive Jerome is our Editing Assistant
Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
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Sound effects used in this episode include:
INTRO_clouds - levelclearer
lakes.1 - levelclearer
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Sun, 22 Jan 2023 12:00:00 +1100
Prophis is the 2nd season of Portal Quandary, a real-play dramedy Dungeons and Dragons podcast. Season two follows a new group of adventurers facing new challenges. You don’t need to listen to season one to follow season two, but you may pick up on some fun references if you have!
Magnolia, Lucille, Noah and Hymmbo are four strangers who find themselves stuck in a mystical land farther away than they ever thought possible. Our party must explore this dangerous land to return home, but somehow, this alien world provokes questions about home they never thought to ask.
Releasing February 10th 2023, and releasing triweekly.
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Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross
Noah is Steven Edwards
Hymnbo is Nathan Lee
Lucille is Rosemary Ochtman
Magnolia is Jorja Odd
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Olive Jerome is our Editing Assistant
Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Bunerong, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Episode 4: The Herald of Summer
Fri, 21 Oct 2022 08:00:00 +1100
The party makes a shocking discovery. The secrets behind the portal quandary are revealed, and the sides become less clear. Thank you for joining us on this adventure! We greatly appreciate your support in listening, and stay tuned if you want to keep up-to-date with our next project.
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language and fantasy violence.
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Milo is Afra Child
Dungeon Master, Community Manager, and Editing is Tyrone Cross
Fiero is Nathan Lee
Lin-Dare is Nick Fairleigh
Elixia is Liv Ryan
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Lachlan Fardy is our Sound Designer
Dylan Passè is our Editing Assistant
Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
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Sound effects used in this episode include:
-Magical Zap.flac - qubodup
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Awabakal, Birpai, Bunerong and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Fri, 16 Sep 2022 08:00:00 +1000
Another portal quandary strikes! The party helps Blizzbro with a problem he didn’t account for. Somebody calls the police, and somebody else calls for lights out.
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, suggestive language, and fantasy violence.
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Milo is Afra Child
Dungeon Master and Editing is Tyrone Cross
Fiero is Nathan Lee
Lin-Dare is Nick Fairleigh
Elixia is Liv Ryan
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Rhiannon Davidson is our Community Manager
Lachlan Fardy is our Sound Designer
Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Anaiwan, Awabakal, Birpai, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Episode 2: The Necro-Comic-Con
Fri, 19 Aug 2022 08:00:00 +1000
The party reunites as they investigate the mystery behind the orrery. Elixia learns how to navigate the strange world, and Lin-Dare obtains the mystical Myki. Milo makes some wrong deductions. Fiero makes a new friend. Tabasco, as always, is a good boy.
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language
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Milo is Afra Child
Dungeon Master and Editing is Tyrone Cross
Fiero is Nathan Lee
Lin-Dare is Nick Fairleigh
Elixia is Liv Ryan
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Rhiannon Davidson is our Community Manager
Lachlan Fardy is our Sound Designer
Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Anaiwan, Awabakal, Birpai, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.
Episode 1: For Whom The Wedding Bells Toll
Fri, 22 Jul 2022 08:00:00 +1000
Join Lin-Dare, Elixia, Milo, Fiero and Tabasco as they encounter a portal quandary! Complications ensue at Lin-Dare’s son’s wedding, and the party tries to stop a commotion at the sun temple, but things get a little too hot to handle.
Content warnings for this week’s episode include coarse language, fantasy violence, and suggestive language. No fire cats were harmed in the making of this episode.
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Milo is Afra Child
Dungeon Master and Editing is Tyrone Cross
Fiero is Nathan Lee
Lin-Dare is Nick Fairleigh
Elixia is Liv Ryan
Elias Moffat is our Content Producer and Narrative Consultant
Rhiannon Davidson is our Community Manager
Lachlan Fardy is our Sound Designer
Amelia Nemet is our Transcriber
Theme song is “Belly of The Beast” by Lily Harnath and Henry Lucas (@lilyharnath & @henrylucas5)
Email us at portalquandary@gmail.com
This podcast was recorded on the lands of the Wurundjeri people and produced on the lands of the Anaiwan, Awabakal, Birpai, and Wurundjeri people. Portal Quandary acknowledges and pays respect to our traditional custodians and to their past, present, and emerging leaders.
The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased) is intended or should be inferred.