Pilgrim's Progress Reloaded
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Creator: David Umstattd
Single-voiced Fanfiction Serial Audio Book
Synopsis:
Pilgrim’s Progress is a classic allegory. It’s also a story with no robots, space marines, or talking platypuses. So we fixed that. You’re welcome.
Format: Audio Book
Continuity: Serial
Voices: Single
Genres: Fanfiction, Science fiction
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Episodes:
Chapter 25 GLaDOS' First Serenade...but Unironically (The Last Chapter)
Mon, 27 Feb 2023 00:00:00 -0600
The story gets a satisfying and properly paced ending that ties up all loose ends and is not confusing or abrupt.
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Chapter 24 The Last Wrath of Akane Tsunemori
Mon, 13 Feb 2023 01:00:00 -0600
The gratuitously action packed climax
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Chapter 23 The Blood of Quincy Morris
Fri, 27 Jan 2023 07:00:00 -0600
Two competing Evangelisms try to get Christian to join their military bases.
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Fri, 13 Jan 2023 19:00:00 -0600
Christian must confront evil version of Zealot and Love in a simulated world where if you die in the simulation you do NOT die in real life because seriously that whole concept is too ridiculous even for me.
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Fri, 30 Dec 2022 01:00:00 -0600
The Interpreter explains what the sam hill happened in the last episode and Christian sets out to rescue Zealot and Love.
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Mon, 19 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -0600
I'm required by podcast law to do a parody of The Night Before Christmas using the characters from my novel.
Thu, 15 Dec 2022 00:00:00 -0600
Christian goes through a series of overtly referential but allegorically significant visions.
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Chapter 19 What the Girl in the Yellow Cardigan Said
Thu, 01 Dec 2022 00:00:00 -0600
The story takes a very dark and very adaptation accurate turn.
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Thu, 17 Nov 2022 15:00:00 -0600
Zealot is tormented several by very polite restaurant waiters.
Also the author switches to uploading once every two weeks because he's lazy.
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Chapter 17 The Three Cowardly Lions
Wed, 02 Nov 2022 15:00:00 -0500
Christian and Truth go on trial for intolerance.
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Chapter 16 Ecclesiastic Boogaloo
Sat, 22 Oct 2022 02:00:00 -0500
The narrator goes a little over board with the voices this episode.
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Chapter 15 Matt Hooper's Folley
Tue, 18 Oct 2022 10:00:00 -0500
Christian faces the ruthless and irresistible onslaught of the Persecuitrons, resulting in an epic and entirely not over-hyped fight sequences that goes on for like thirty pages.
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Chapter 14 Merry St. Bartholemew's Eve Mr. Pincher
Sat, 08 Oct 2022 10:00:00 -0500
Zealot turns evil, Fear Monger turns up, and Truth turns out to be a kung fu master.
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Sat, 01 Oct 2022 09:00:00 -0500
Truth participates in a theological sports competition.
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Sat, 03 Sep 2022 09:00:00 -0500
Christian arrives at an ancient palace. Zealot immediately starts a fight.
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Fri, 26 Aug 2022 02:00:00 -0500
Christian tries to learn how to pilot a standard transmission Holy Ghost mech.
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Chapter 8 Hacking into the Gate
Thu, 18 Aug 2022 02:00:00 -0500
Christian reached The Gateway and there are a LOT of monsters.
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Chapter 6 The Knight of the Blood Oath
Thu, 04 Aug 2022 02:00:00 -0500
Truth's date goes about how you would expect.
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Thu, 28 Jul 2022 02:00:00 -0500
The story turns into a horror movie for some reason.
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Chapter 4 Ruins of Academy City
Thu, 21 Jul 2022 01:00:00 -0500
Christian attempts to explore the city of morality. Zealot attempts to shoot it.
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Thu, 14 Jul 2022 01:00:00 -0500
The objectively best character in the book is introduced.
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Chapter 2 The Four Soils of The Apocalypse
Wed, 06 Jul 2022 01:00:00 -0500
Christian and Obstinate have a thoughtful discussion. I mean gunfight.
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Chapter 1 The Day the Oni Awoke
Mon, 27 Jun 2022 22:00:00 -0500
An evil space marine finds out he's evil. Hijinks ensues.
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