Her Dark Ministrations
30 episodes
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Creator: Winterling
Full cast Fantasy Longform Audio RPG
Synopsis:
Her Dark Ministrations is an original campaign set in the city of Spire. Join four Ministers of Our Hidden Mistress as they fight for the future of their city...and for a future of their own.
Format: Audio RPG
RPG system: Resistance
Continuity: Longform
Writing: Improvised
Voices: Full cast
Genres: Fantasy, Dystopia, Storytelling
Maturity: Mature
Creator demographics: / Female / LGBTQ+
Character demographics: / LGBTQ+
Content warnings: / Alcohol and drug abuse / Explicit language / Sexual content / Violence
Country of origin: United States
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Episodes:
Sat, 02 Nov 2024 11:33:00 GMT
On their quest to retrieve (or steal) secrets pertaining to their visions from the aelfir University of Divine Magic, our Ministers both caught and later released a Masked servant, Jhacari Allard. Jhacari returned to Amaranth, hoping to put the entire murderous business behind him, but with his aelfir mistress intent on attending the same party as our Ministers, will it be possible for him to maintain his lies?
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Content Warnings: canon-typical content warnings apply.
Sun, 06 Oct 2024 17:27:39 GMT
Last time, Arséne and their new friend Marlena Fissure-Unfurling-in-Porcelain went to visit again with Viola Godsdown, the mask forger up in Ivory Row. While alone with their prisoner, Ludevic had had a heart to heart with Jhacari Allard, and ended up releasing him into the Garden District. Now the time has come for our Ministers to infiltrate the Infinite Library itself, but will they be able to pull it off now that the Masked is back in play?
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Content Warnings: medical (consensual) body horror
Mon, 02 Sep 2024 11:56:00 GMT
With Orlando Thunder-Rolling-in-Summer-Fields dead in their basement, our Ministers must now figure out the next steps in their plan. Complicating all of their machinations is the witness Jhacari Allard; despite his revelations in the catastrophe altar last episode, can the cell really trust him? And if they do, what will they ask of a drow who is in no way (yet) a Minister of Our Hidden Mistress?
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Content Warnings: Canon-typical content warnings apply.
Fri, 05 Jul 2024 11:51:00 GMT
Have our Ministers bitten off more than they can chew? Last time, they succeeded in infiltrating the house of aelfir lord Orlando Thunder-Rolling-in-Summer-Fields, drugged the aelfir into unconsciousness, and put him in a body bag with the frozen corpse of his last valet. Unfortunately, there was a witness: a Masked servant named Jhacari Allard. At the last moment, our Ministers decided to bring Jhacari with them...but what will be the innocent drow’s final fate?
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Content Warnings: graphic death, coercion and manipulation
Sat, 08 Jun 2024 18:10:10 GMT
After acquiring their disguises as Morticians and bureaucrats of the Eye, our Ministers had a brief sojourn into the glitter of the Silver Quarter, did some ill-advised gambling, and shed Arsene’s enthusiastic lover to get to their real mission: kidnapping and murdering an aelfir Lord. Unbeknownst to them, another aelfir, Lady Iliriana Embers-Ascending, is headed to the house of Orlando Thunder-Rolling-in-Summer-Fields at the very same time. What could possibly go wrong?
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Content Warnings: Canon typical content warnings apply
Mon, 13 May 2024 04:46:19 GMT
With Joseph dead and Zyrel leaving to follow her own Quest, the remaining members of our cell must continue forward on their own. After their consultation with the Oracles of Our Hidden Mistress, our Ministers have decided to infiltrate the University of Divine Magic, in Amaranth. With the help of an old friend of Arsene’s, they plan to acquire disguises and kidnap an unpleasant aelfir for a bit of light ritual sacrifice. But there are many more obstacles to pass before our Ministers reach their goal...
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Content warnings: animal abuse (mentioned)
Wed, 10 Apr 2024 11:24:00 GMT
After a strange vision and a quick pursuit through the North Docks, are our Ministers ready to face a strange tribunal of the Oracles of Our Hidden Mistress?
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Content Warnings: Canon-typical content warnings apply
Sun, 10 Mar 2024 10:34:00 GMT
Joseph Moses Hearst is missing. Zyrel is in the middle of tense political negotiations. Arséne and Simone are currently floating down the river Alph in a couple of barrels. Having acquired the corpsefruit liquor that Beatrix requested, what is left of the cell must now make their way back to the Golden Cock for the long awaited revelations promised to them by Simone’s old friend.
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Content Warnings: eye trauma, sickness.
Thu, 25 Jan 2024 12:03:00 GMT
Having acquired the corpse fruit liquor they were sent for, our Ministers must now improvise an escape plan. With the Duke and Duchess now aware of their presence (and confronting Joseph on the party deck), will Arséne decide to explode something?
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Content Warnings: Torture and depersonalization.
Wed, 27 Dec 2023 12:18:00 GMT
With (most) of their plan in place to infiltrate the Castle, our Ministers have a straightforward task: find the bottle of corpsefruit liquor, retrieve the contents without being caught, and make it back to the Golden Cock for a night of sweet dreams and sweeter secrets. But in order to do that, they must first attend a party...
Mon, 27 Nov 2023 12:11:00 GMT
Last time, our Ministers and their precocious priestess Mimette Voleaux met again with the blood witch Beatrix Falen. There they negotiated for the secrets that Beatrix claims will change the Spire itself—but what of the price? Beatrix claims that the only way to convey her information is through the drugged dreams of corpsefruit liquor, a drow delicacy currently in stock on the formidable river boat Castle, owned and operated by the Duke of the North Docks.
Now our Ministers must find a way on board the Castle, steal the expensive liquor, and escape without throwing the politics of the Docks into too much chaos. Let’s see if they can plan their way out of this one...
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Content Warnings: canon-typical content warnings apply.
Sat, 28 Oct 2023 11:10:00 GMT
With their preparations completed, our Ministers have only a few hours left before they will take Mimette to meet with the Blood Witch Beatrix Falen. But first, there are a few more details left to decide...
Fri, 29 Sep 2023 11:42:00 GMT
The cell’s first conversation with the blood witch Beatrix was completed with only a few drops of blood (and sap, in Arséne’s case) being spilled. Zyrel’s ongoing grievance with Simone only grew, and Joseph is left playing peacekeeper between them. With eleven hours left before they bring Mimette to a meeting they are certain is a trap, there are certain preparations to complete...
Thu, 31 Aug 2023 11:04:00 GMT
Once in a blue moon, we have a chance to see into other, darker universes. This is an alternate history that was recorded just after episode 12. What if, after their adventures in Perch and the North Docks, our Ministers made different and terrible choices?
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Content Warnings: Loss of autonomy, suicidal ideation, alcoholism.
Tue, 01 Aug 2023 11:15:00 GMT
Having met Mimette in the skull-restaurant of Wrexwell’s, our Ministers set off to find out the truth about a blood witch practicing her dark arts on behalf of a pub called the Golden Cock. Simone and Arséne charmed their way into a meeting with the witch, only for Simone to claim at the last moment that she had an old friendship with Beatrix. But will the witch agree?
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Content Warnings: body horror, alcoholism.
Thu, 06 Jul 2023 01:01:26 GMT
Machinations kick in around our Ministers once again. After their separate adventures throughout the Spire, they have reconvened and made it down to the Docks, where their next mission assignment comes not from their Magister, but from an old friend.
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Content Warnings: canon typical content warnings apply.
Mon, 05 Jun 2023 11:15:34 GMT
Happy 1 year anniversary, Ministers! In this last episode of the Catharsis arc, our Ministers regroup, debrief, and prepare for the next mission from the dubious safety of the Garden District.
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Content warnings: alcoholism, depersonalization.
Mon, 05 Jun 2023 02:39:31 GMT
Her Dark Ministrations is an actual play podcast full of weird magic, fantastical cults, and a city that doesn't quite want to let you die. Welcome to Spire.
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Fri, 05 May 2023 11:11:11 GMT
In a lonely basement hanging from the edge of Perch, Eclipse must justify her actions to a Magister of Our Hidden Mistress. Joseph faces some additional difficulties dealing with old memories. Meanwhile, down in the Docks, Zyrel receives an unusual message.
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Content Warnings: Body dysmorphia, torture, cannibalism.
Fri, 07 Apr 2023 11:30:07 GMT
Previously, our Ministers split up to lessen the heat from their hunters in the Solar Paladins and City Guard. Arséne and Zyrel are raising hell in the North Docks, trying to blame the crackdown on a Knight of the Stuffed Quiver. Meanwhile, Joseph and Eclipse linger in their safehouse in the Garden District, plotting a way for Eclipse to return–if not to her old life, at least to something more secure than her present state.
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Content Warnings: canon-typical warnings apply.
Tue, 07 Mar 2023 12:13:50 GMT
The second episode of our newly christened Catharsis Arc! Before our Ministers can move forward, they must deal with the fallout of their previous adventures. Eclipse’s broken leg is only the beginning, as she is now wanted by the Solar Guard. Zyrel must also find a way out of the hunt for a Knight of the North Docks. Joseph keeps watch.
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Content Warnings: canon-typical warnings apply.
Sun, 05 Feb 2023 14:38:32 GMT
In the aftermath of their escape from Black Cove, our Ministers regroup and plan their next moves.
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Content Warnings: Canon-typical content warnings apply.
Thu, 05 Jan 2023 23:33:38 GMT
Everything comes to a head in the desperate escape from Black Cove. Most of the children have made it out, but Mimette and Sophia are still very much trapped in the swamp, along with Arséne and Joseph. Zyrel has gone to cause a distraction, and Eclipse is left minding the children who are left. Will any of them make it out unscathed?
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Content Warnings: Character Death, Child Endangerment, canon-typical warnings
Wed, 07 Dec 2022 13:33:08 GMT
With their escape in full swing, our Ministers are racing the clock to get not just Mimette, but all the children of Black Cove out of town. Zyrel uses her knowledge of boats to practical advantage, Eclipse casts a risky spell, Joseph steals Arséne’s signature move, and Arsene has another brush with the Spire Herself.
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Content Warnings: Canon-typical warnings apply
Wed, 09 Nov 2022 00:39:45 GMT
Now is the time for action! Eclipse and the two lesser priestesses have gone to gather the children, Zyrel and Fineas will lead the first escape, and Arséne is fixing up another boat to bring up the rear. In the meantime, Joseph must find out what his rival Lois is up to in Black Cove–before it’s too late!
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Content Warnings: General Content Warnings for Spire apply.
Sun, 09 Oct 2022 15:51:54 GMT
Hidden in the lost community of Black Cove, our Ministers must form a plan. Their mission is to rescue the priestess of Lombre, the drow goddess of the dark side of the moon. But with all of Black Cove about to come under Aelfir rule, is there really nothing else they can do?
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Content Warnings: Canon-typical warnings
Fri, 09 Sep 2022 14:11:32 GMT
Deep in the Garden District is a pub called the Pitcher’s Pint. We find our Ministers—all of them—catching up on death (and life) events. Plus, they’ve still got their new mission to consider…
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Content Warnings: Body Horror, Alcoholism
Thu, 11 Aug 2022 12:40:49 GMT
Our Ministers regroup after their explosive exit from Mr. Winters’ birthday party. We find them again at a meeting place in the Garden District, along with some new friends and old companions…
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CONTENT WARNINGS: Alocholism, Body Horror, Underage Drinking
Wed, 13 Jul 2022 14:52:16 GMT
The party escalates, and our Ministers have an increasingly limited window in which to complete their mission. Will any of their multitude of plans actually work?
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CONTENT WARNINGS: drug use, alcoholism, graphic descriptions of violence, and major character death.
Tue, 14 Jun 2022 03:19:36 GMT
We meet our cast of Ministers for the first time, descend into the depths of Red Row, and plan--oh wait, forget that last part. We're just going to skip straight to the chaos.
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CONTENT WARNINGS: drug use, alcoholism, and body horror.