ShipWrecked Ep. 9: Return to Salthaven

Fri, 05 Aug 2022 01:18:42 GMT

The ship is theirs... for now. The town? Not so much.

With the Green Bean cleared and their quest technically complete, the crew returns to Salthaven expecting praise, payment, and maybe a parade. Instead, they walk straight into a situation no one saw coming.

Turns out, just because you survive a haunted ship doesn’t mean your troubles are over. The town has changed, and not in ways that make our heroes feel welcome…

It’s the season finale of ShipWrecked—full of consequences, chaos, and the kind of choices that come back to bite you later.

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ShipWrecked Ep. 8: Secrets of the Green Bean

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 23:20:23 GMT

A haunted ship. A strange name. A dream of ownership. What could go wrong?

The crew dives deep into the mystery of their newly acquired vessel—now affectionately (and unfortunately) known as The Green Bean. Hidden compartments, strange cargo, and the lingering smell of lizardfolk all stand between them and true ownership.

To call this ship “home,” they’ll have to face its final secrets... and each other’s terrible ideas.

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ShipWrecked Ep. 7: Lizardfolk & Other Bad Ideas

Wed, 03 Aug 2022 23:42:51 GMT

One crew member down. Two reptiles up. Zero lessons learned.

With one of their own already down for the count (RIP?), the surviving crew tries to officially claim their newly "earned" ship. Should be smooth sailing—until Halp stumbles into a nest of lizardfolk and Smee decides it’s a great day to bond with a dragon.

What follows is part negotiation, part disaster, and all chaos. New enemies. Questionable friendships. And a ship that might be more trouble than it’s worth.

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ShipWrecked Ep. 6: Board Now, Cry Later

Sat, 23 Jul 2022 00:25:41 GMT

The crew finally sets sail—and immediately picks a fight with a smuggler ship that might be above their pay grade. What was meant to be a slick takeover turns into a slapstick disaster of failed rolls, flubbed plans, and a whole lot of shouting.

It’s not clear who’s winning the battle. But one thing’s for sure: the sea has officially claimed its next group of fools.

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ShipWrecked Ep. 5: The Compost Pit Incident

Fri, 08 Jul 2022 01:45:40 GMT

Hunger, horror, and a finger or two—bon appétit.

Things get messy in Salthaven as Halp’s insatiable hunger collides with a massive compost pit. What follows is... well, a lot. Shmee may or may not lose some fingers, the town may or may not recover, and the crew definitely isn’t allowed near food waste ever again.

With snacks (mostly) handled, our heroes make their final preparations to set sail. What could go wrong at sea that hasn’t already gone wrong on land?

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ShipWrecked Ep. 4: Gold in Our Pockets, Chaos in Our Carts

Fri, 01 Jul 2022 05:07:39 GMT

Shopping, scheming, and suspicious townsfolk—just another day in Salthaven.With coin in hand and questions to ask, our crew hits the streets of Salthaven for a good old-fashioned shopping montage (minus the fashion). After a cryptic chat with a pirate captain, the party splits up to haggle, barter, and emotionally scar a few townsfolk along the way.

Will they buy actual adventuring gear? Or just weird trinkets and food for Halp again? Only the dice know.

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ShipWrecked Ep. 3: Smugglers, Skeletons & Questionable Loot

Fri, 24 Jun 2022 01:50:39 GMT

The house isn’t haunted. It’s just full of smugglers—and one of them might be you.The deeper the crew explores the “haunted” house, the more it starts to look like a low-budget crime den. Skeletons in the closet (literally), suspicious footprints, and enough plunder to make a rogue cry—all signs point to smugglers.

But with every clue uncovered, our pirate wannabes get closer to the truth—and farther from acting like a functioning team. At least Halp found snacks (unfortunately, they were bones).

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ShipWrecked Ep. 2: Cursed Real Estate and Crippling Hunger

Fri, 17 Jun 2022 06:59:06 GMT

It's haunted. It's falling apart. And Halp is trying to eat the curtains.
The crew enters their first official dungeon: a house so “haunted” it might just be condemned. Inside, they face suspicious strangers, creaky floorboards, and the growing realization that their new party member might be... a lot.

With Halp’s stomach louder than his sword, and Jenkins offering advice that no sane person should follow, the team quickly learns that ghosts aren’t the only problem—they might be each other’s worst nightmare.

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ShipWrecked Ep. 1: Welcome to Salthaven, Now Please Leave

Fri, 10 Jun 2022 06:59:28 GMT

Haunted houses. Gold fever. One insane man named Jenkins.

Set sail for chaos in the debut of ShipWrecked, a comedy pirate adventure where treasure is scarce but bad decisions are plenty. DM Turk leads our misfit crew—Nate Brewer, Mr. Abstracto, and OdyMel—through a D&D 5E romp loosely inspired by Ghosts of Saltmarsh.

Fresh off the boat in the dockside dump known as Salthaven, the crew is hungry for coin, food, and their very own ship. But first, they’ll need to survive haunted mansions, local legends, and a wild-eyed squatter named Jenkins who claims he’s already dead.

Come for the pirates, stay for the bad ideas.

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