The Vesta Clinic
47 episodes
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Synopsis:
The Vesta Clinic’s newest doctor knows what she’s doing. We promise. The Vesta Clinic is a science fiction audio drama which tells hopeful and compassionate tales of sentient life from the Asteroid Belt and Beyond. Follow Dr Underwood as she pieces together the patients’ complaints into something like a convincing diagnosis.
Language: English
Format: Audio Drama
Continuity: Serial
Writing: Scripted
Voices: Full cast
Genres: Science fiction, Medical
Framing device: Journal or Log
Maturity: Young adult
Creator demographics: / Female / LGBTQ+
Character demographics: / Female / LGBTQ+
Country of origin: United Kingdom
Transcript details: Website
Completion status: Partial
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Episodes:
Thu, 21 Apr 2022 21:41:53 +0100
Listen to the trailer for The Vesta Clinic - seeing patients from the 12th May 2022.
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Transcript available on our website!
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Featuring: AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, and Sec as himself.
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Thu, 12 May 2022 00:00:00 +0100
Date: 551/1/2732
Patient: Ikogrisk. Ceresaur
Patient ID: 00347891
Presenting complaint: Pre-flight Safety Check
It’s Dr Underwood’s first day at the Vesta Clinic. But . . . perhaps she shouldn’t have told them that.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Hatchlings’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
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Content Warnings: loud computer glitch sound effects, deliberate self injury (not linked to mental illness), description of injury, discussion of military service/conscription
Thu, 26 May 2022 00:00:00 +0100
Date: 557/1/2732
Patient: Flea. Anthophiloid
Patient ID: 01475632
Presenting complaint: Developmental concerns
The patient isn’t the only one with growing pains.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Christopher Stoops.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Buzzing’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
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Content Warnings: Bees, buzzing sound effects, reference to past bullying, fatphobia, references to puberty, references to romantic and sexual attraction, reference to potential disclosure of abuse of a minor
Thu, 09 Jun 2022 00:00:00 +0100
Date: 562/1/2732
Patient: Lee Houndsworth. Human
Patient ID: 00347512
Presenting complaint: Abdominal pain
Some patients are best treated in the vacuum of Space.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Buzzing’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
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Content Warnings: Xenophobia, parasites, deception
Thu, 23 Jun 2022 00:00:00 +0100
Date: 568/1/2732 Patient: 'Maya', DPCC ID 0185505. Human Patient ID: 00651528
Presenting Complaint: Itchy rash
Human dermatology is not Dr Underwood’s strong point.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Christopher Stoops.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Reasonable Force’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
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Content Warnings: Rodent creatures, Fantasy prison system, References to criminal activity including kidnap
Thu, 07 Jul 2022 00:00:00 +0100
Date: 570/1/2732
Patient: Do'oo'too, Troglodan
Patient ID: 00946713
Presenting Complaint: Alive?
Dr Underwood meets a biological impossibility and makes a friend.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell (quietly) as Xaelest Adra . Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called 'Reverberation’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
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Content Warnings: Death, Grief, Euthanasia, Sacrifice, Loneliness
Thu, 21 Jul 2022 00:00:00 +0100
Date: 580/1/2732 Patient: Sida Cupress Pinoles. Arbolite Patient ID: 00952604
Presenting Complaint: New Growth
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra . Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Christopher Stoops.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Root Twisting’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
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Content Warnings: Cancer, mentions of colonialism, historical interspecies tensions
Thu, 04 Aug 2022 00:00:00 +0100
Date: 592/1/2732 Patient: Sung Fang, human Patient: ID 34565432 Presenting Complaint: Seizure Activity
Hello, welcome to The Vesta Cl- have we met before? __________________________________________________________
(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Christopher Stoops as The Professor and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
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Content Warnings: Referenced character loss (presumed death)
Thu, 18 Aug 2022 00:00:00 +0100
Date: 604/1/2732
Patient: Novel Organic Sentient Lifeform Eleven.
Patient ID: 77347785
Presenting Complaint: Nausea and vomiting
If you’ve never seen a patient like zir before, it might be because there’s never been a patient like zir before.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Christopher Stoops.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Ginger’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
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Content Warnings: Experimentation on a sentient being (presumed without consent); Surgical scars; Contraception; Anxiety with panic attack symptoms; Pregnancy; Vomiting mention (no sound effects)
Thu, 01 Sep 2022 00:00:00 +0100
Date: 615/1/2732
Patient: Unknown. Whippomorpha Galactica
Patient ID: Awaited
Presenting Complaint: Cardiogenic Shock
Scan. Wire. Trial Detach. Where is Dr Adra when you need her?
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene. Thank you messages by AMC.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Olive Branch’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
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Content warnings: Life or death medical scenarios, high risk behaviour
Thu, 15 Sep 2022 00:00:00 +0100
Date: 621/2/2732
Patient: Captain Adrastos Endora, Adrilaen
Patient ID: 0000000X.
Presenting Complaint: Bionic Update
No matter how tired you are, it’s never a good idea to straight up hack a patient’s limb off.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Christopher Stoops.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Brave Girl’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
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Content Warnings: reference to past traumatic injury, needle phobia, military references, references to amputation
Thu, 29 Sep 2022 00:00:00 +0100
Date: 629/2/2732
Patient: Orik Orikosint, Calibuman
Patient ID: 11948526
Please attach to Lab Notes γτ97-W4-OOC-19
Presenting Complaint: Nil - Attended as part of routine research follow-up
You’re more than a point in our dataset. Unfortunately for you.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Christopher Stoops as The Professor. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Martian Brand Cereal’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
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Content Warnings: Referenced past death of a character
Thu, 13 Oct 2022 00:00:00 +0100
Patient: Aurelle Cherith, Thyreophoran
Date: 635/2/2732
Patient ID: 10003478
Presenting Complaint: Scale Colour
Dr Underwood sees red.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Christopher Stoops.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Scale Scrubl’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
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Content Warnings: Reference to body image issues, cosmetic procedures, social media related pressures, emotional distress, reference to potential safeguarding issues, deception
Thu, 27 Oct 2022 00:00:00 +0100
Date: 638/2/2732 Patient: Rana [spiky cloud, teeth]. Neritopod Patient ID: 27466591 Presenting Complaint: Egg check and vaccinations
It’s completely biologically appropriate. Still weird, though.
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(Stay safe! Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings for this episode!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Did You Pack Your Shell Or Did Somebody Pack It For You?l’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
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Content Warnings: Abortion equivalent in a non-human species; embryonic death in a non-human species; adoption; infidelity; difficult parent-child relationships
Thu, 10 Nov 2022 00:00:00 +0000
Date: 645/2/2732
Patient: Qiif, Qiquk
Patient ID: 48596172
Presenting complaint: Loss of smell
Dr Underwood finds joy in her work.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Christopher Stoops
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Recognised Complications’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
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Content Warnings: Deceit; Prescription error; Corporate colonialism
Thu, 24 Nov 2022 00:00:00 +0000
Date: 647/2/2732
Patient: NOSL11
Patient ID: 77347785
Presenting Complaint: Pregnancy Check-up
A familiar face brings some brand new problems.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Green.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode and all previous episodes is available at: https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
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Content Warnings: Referenced death of a character; medical issues in a foetus; exam failure
Thu, 22 Dec 2022 12:00:00 +0000
Thank you for listening to the first part of our Q&A, featuring AMC (creator and voice of Dr Underwood), Kamen Cooley-Greene (voice of Dr Solari), Christopher Stoops (voice of The Professor), and Ruby Campbell (voice of Dr Adra and composer).
We had so much fun answering your questions (hence the giggling) that there’s a whole other part on its way soon! If you can’t wait, the whole thing is available on our Patreon now!
If you love the show, don't forget to leave a review and share it with people you love!!
Stay tuned at the end for a teaser for Among the Stacks. Find them here!
A huge thanks to everyone who submitted Qs, we really appreciate your enthusiasm for the show <3
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Thu, 29 Dec 2022 12:00:00 +0000
Please enjoy the second part of our end of season Q&A! Featuring AMC, Kamen Cooley-Greene, Ruby Campbell and Christopher Stoops. Be sure to follow @vestaclinicpod on Tumblr, Twitter and Instagram to keep up with our bonus releases! Patreon supporters get early access to all our inter-season fun, as well as the bonus stories which accompanied every episode in season 1!
See you soon <3
Thu, 26 Jan 2023 12:00:00 +0000
It’s a slow day at The Vesta Clinic.
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and the Gladiators: Neptune Announcer and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Transcripts are available here!
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1.
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
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Content Warnings: No major content warnings
Thu, 16 Feb 2023 12:00:00 +0000
Headphones advised: these bloopers contain swearing!
The people involved in making The Vesta Clinic are all "experienced professionals"… well, you’ll hear.
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The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Kamen Cooley-Greene, AMC, Ruby Campbell and Christopher Stoops.
Transcripts are available here!
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1.
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Content Warnings: No major content warnings
Thu, 23 Mar 2023 12:00:00 +0000
A new arrival at The Vesta Clinic allows Sec to cause some mischief.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and AMC as Faye Underwood. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1.
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
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Content Warnings: gentle workplace bullying, concern regarding misgendering (of an inanimate object)
Thu, 20 Apr 2023 11:47:32 +0100
The Professor wants to tick something off their bucket list.
** Listener submissions are now open for Season 2 of The Vesta Clinic! Submit your ideas at: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions **
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, Christopher Stoops as The Professor and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1.
You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
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Content Warnings: misuse of medication by healthcare professionals, dangerous drug use, injections, references risk of death, proposed deceit, medically concerning weight loss, a character’s weight is stated, non-injurious falls
Prescribed Listening: Moonbase Theta, Out
Thu, 31 Aug 2023 20:17:00 +0100
Hello and welcome to Prescribed Listening where we, the Vesta team, advise you on great audio drama to cure all ails. We don’t want you to miss us too much while we work on season 2 and thought sharing other shows would help you find other great stuff to listen to!
To kick us off, we’d like to share some thoughts and the first episode of a firm favourite: Moonbase Theta, Out.
Find out more about the show (and keep watching the Moon!) on their website.
You can also find the Moonbase Theta, Out team on Tumblr, Twitter and Facebook: @monkeymanproductions. Be sure to follow them to find out what happens after the Moon!
Transcripts are available here!
Prescribed Listening: Chain of Being
Fri, 08 Sep 2023 06:41:12 +0100
Back for your repeat prescription? This one should last you until October!
Chain of Being is a mythic Sci-fi audio drama set in a world of hyper advanced technologies and ancient magics. The team have been kind enough to share S1E14 ‘The Warlord’ with us. Transcript and original show notes available here!
Content warnings: Gunfire, Reference to Gore, Christianity.
Find out more about the show here! Support the crowd funder here! Follow them on Twitter and Tumblr @chainofbeing for updates!
Transcript available here.
Mon, 06 Nov 2023 16:35:51 +0000
Welcome back to Prescribed Listening where we, the Vesta team, advise you on great audio drama listens for aches +/- pains. If you love completed stories, you should definitely check out The End, a newsletter bringing you the best shows with endings to boot.
Find them here and be sure to subscribe so as not to miss an issue!
Wed, 03 Jan 2024 19:04:42 +0000
Happy New Year, lovely listeners, and welcome back to Prescribed Listening! Why not improve your year by listening to InCo? To find out more, check out the InCo website, and follow the creator on twitter, tumblr and bluesky!
Transcripts are available here!
Prescribed Listening: Travelling Light
Thu, 29 Feb 2024 21:07:55 +0000
A new prescription! This one is guaranteed to have you feeling better in no time.
If you love wholesome science fiction (AKA this very show!) you’ll love Travelling Light from the brains and heart behind Monstrous Agonies.
To find out more, follow the creators on twitter, tumblr and bluesky and find transcripts and more on their website!
Transcript for this prescription available here!
Sat, 28 Dec 2024 14:06:48 +0000
The Vesta Clinic will return in early 2025. Are you ready? This trailer featured music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. You heard AMC as Faye Underwood, Christopher Stoops as The Professor and someone else, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Sec as himself!
Please share the first season of the show with fellow audio fiction fans and get excited for season 2! More updates to come on our socials @vestaclinicpod! Transcript:
[Various voices]
Patient: Soothgrantoth, Doothgrund
Patient: Bomoo, Oogaroob
Patient: Garthangrosk, Ceresaur
Patient: Grey Moon Low Horizon Kawsenclan
Internal auditory hallucinations… fantastic stuff!
I - had never seen anything like it.
Whoa. Slow down, imaginary audience! And hold your imaginary applause!
Right. This is serious. We are adopting a kill on sight policy.
You’ve got about 5 seconds before this gets really spicy.
SEC: typing on screen, typing on screen, questioning ping [Translated: The Vesta Clinic will return in early 2025. Are you ready?]
Thu, 09 Jan 2025 12:00:00 +0000
So many questions! And one very important answer!
The Vesta Clinic is created by AMC. You heard the voices of AMC, Kamen Cooley-Greene, Ruby Campbell and Christopher Stoops.
Transcript:
AMC: Hello listener, are you wondering when The Vesta Clinic will return? I can tell you that season two is full of questions. Questions like:
Various Voices:
Are we working hard or are we hardly working?
[SEC: questioning ping]
What? What? Is that a FASERUNR?!
[SEC: questioning ping]
AMC: Don’t worry! There are also answers.
Various Voices:
How many patients are you bringing in?
Uhh, all of them?
[SEC: questioning ping]
Post-viral hypoviscosity?
No - thank stars! Sec does prefer it when our patients don’t ooze.
[SEC: affirmative ping]
AMC: But in answer to your question, The Vesta Clinic will return on the 23rd January 2025. We can’t wait to be back.
Thu, 23 Jan 2025 12:00:00 +0000
Patient: Soothgrantoth; Aaran; [Redacted]
Date: 659/2/2732
Patient IDs to follow.
Presenting Complaint: to follow.
You know how bar fights are . . .
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Calyxy L’Torra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Ruby Campbell.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Eluthero’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod. Patrons will also have access to exclusive bloopers from this episode!
You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclincpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Alien or Demonic Voice.mp3 by airborne80 at Freesound.org
Alien Voice8.flac by CGEffex at Freesound.org
Content Warnings: Poorly managed diabetes, reference to cannulation and injections, non-permanent vision loss, reference to violence, fictional weapon mention, reference to eye anatomy and examination, reference to flirting between clinic nurse and a patient, reference to implanted devices, reference to broken bones, reference to alcohol
Thu, 06 Feb 2025 12:00:00 +0000
Patient: ‘Goggles’, Gralli
Date: 661/2/2732
Patient ID: 4869573
Presenting Complaint: Drifting
Dr Underwood wouldn’t, perhaps, use the word ‘cursed’.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by AMC.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘These Days’’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclincpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sound Effect Attributions: Zapsplat_technology_tablet_plastic_slide_and_pick_u at Zapsplat.com
Content Warnings: Consistent references to alien insects and their anatomy; ethically uncertain use of relative as a translator; language barriers; genetic medical conditions; discussion of known character death (The Professor)
Thu, 20 Feb 2025 12:00:00 +0000
Patient: NOSL11
Date: 662/2/2732
Patient ID: 77347785
Presenting Complaint: Check up
Rai needs a rubber duck. Faye talks autonomy.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as The Professor, AMC as Faye Underwood and Kamen Cooley-Greene. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Ruby Campbell.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Toast’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Content Warnings: Reference to known character death (The Professor); discussions of: organ transplantation, fertility treatments, non-consensual experimentation on a sentient being, palliation of an infant, amniocentesis; blank episode; reference to long-term mental health condition; reference to taking medication for a mental health condition; discussion of abortion; fears surrounding becoming a parent
Prescribed Listening: Waiting For October
Thu, 27 Feb 2025 12:00:00 +0000
What’s this?! A new prescription? We heard you were feeling [shudder] bored of aliens and wanted to consider other genres. We get it. It happens to the best of us and you’ve come to the right place to get that seen to.
Listen to Waiting For October to enter a literal world of fiction! Find the show on any good podcast platform or at monkeymanproductions.com.
Transcript: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/prescribed-listening
You can find the cast and crew in lots of places!
Email: waitingforoctoberpod@gmail.com
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/monkeymanproductions
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeymanProductions/
Instagram: @monkeymanprod
Tumblr: @monkeymanproductions
TikTok: @waitingforoct
And you can find us on tumblr, bluesky and instagram @vestaclinicpod!
Thu, 06 Mar 2025 12:00:00 +0000
Patient: Eskae, Cress’p
Date: 663/2/2732
Patient ID: 5428930
Presenting Complaint: Incoordination
Dr Adra needs to sleep.
This episode was a submission from our WONDERFUL listener boombox-fuckboy. We loved how truly imaginative the idea was and we hope you enjoy the episode! If you don’t follow them on tumblr, you are missing out on great audio drama news, art and musings!
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, AMC as Faye Underwood and Computer and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by AMC
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Dreamless Yectoba’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sound Effect Attributions: Big science fiction alarm, siren, warning of meltdown or catastrophe, wailing metallic buzz tone, fast by Zapsplat.com
Content Warnings: Mention of dementia, sleep deprivation
Thu, 20 Mar 2025 12:10:00 +0000
Patient: Aqsa Hakim, Human
Date: 11/1/2733
Patient ID: 2754839
Presenting Complaint: Nosebleed
It was the Ecchus Chasma of nosebleeds.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Ruy Campbell.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Pearls and Pitfalls’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sound Effect Attributions: Cleaning, wiping a shiny surface slow, squeaky 1 by Zapsplat.com Cleaning, wiping a shiny surface fast, squeaky 1 by Zapsplat.com
Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org
Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Content Warnings: Blood (nosebleeds and other types of bleeding); menstruation mention; squeaking, cleaning sounds at the start of the episode; character makes jokes about own mental health condition
Thu, 03 Apr 2025 12:00:00 +0100
Date: 345/1/2730
Patient: Bomoo, Oogaroob
Patient ID: 98573928
Presenting complaint: Auditory Hallucinations
The Professor solves a mystery. Sec does prefer it when their patients don’t ooze.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Ruy Campbell.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Lumpectomy’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sound Effect Attributions:
Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org
Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Content Warnings: Discussion of symptoms of psychosis including hallucinations, thought disturbance, and mood changes; brief mention of harm to self/others (of which there is none); terminally ill character ignoring medical advice; euphemistic discussions of illness and death; stoma mention; non-oral feeding mention
Thu, 17 Apr 2025 12:00:00 +0100
Date: 24/1/2733
Patient: Amelia MacGriffen, human
Patient ID: 68392743
Presenting Complaint: Distress
Dr Underwood attempts magic.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Calyxy L’Torra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Ruby Campbell.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Scrungly’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sound Effect Attributions: Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org
Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Large wood impact, hit, split, splinter and collapse at Zapsplat.com
Content Warnings: Care of an autistic child by a medical professional; non-verbal character using communication tools; self-harm; reference to scratching; reference to biting (self and others); child distress; parental distress; discussions of kidnapping
Thu, 01 May 2025 12:00:00 +0100
Date: 30/1/2733
Patient: Calyxy L’Torra, Vestafolk
Patient ID: 1000000
Presenting Complaint: General medical review
Cometh the saviour, cometh the scientist!
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Calyxy L’Torra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by AMC.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Release the Squikir’’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sound Effect Attributions: Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org
Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
rat noises.m4a by BurgerBoys -- https://freesound.org/s/482678/ -- License: Attribution 3.0
Rat Scurry by alexyquest42 -- https://freesound.org/s/630473/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
40 hn_batscratching.wav by cmusounddesign -- https://freesound.org/s/71983/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
Circular metal fan cover grille spin to a stop on hard ground 1 at Zapsplat.com
Circular metal fan cover grille set down on hard ground 1 by Zapsplat.com
Thin metal strip hit or drop, clang, clatter 4 by Zapsplat.com
Thin metal strip hit or drop, clang, clatter 9 by Zapsplat.com
Small hollow wood item slide, drag on wooden floor 3 by Zapsplat.com
rubber gloves hospital 2.WAV by howardrichard232 -- https://freesound.org/s/568493/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
Aerosol, metal insect spray can, grab, pick up 4 by Zapsplat.com
Clothes hanger slide on metal rail 1 by Zapsplat.com
Chocolate bar in wrapper handling movement, short by Zapsplat.com
Content Warnings: Discussions of death; discussions of hereditary terminal illness; divorce; death of a family member; rodent-like creature sound effects; discussion of killing an animal
Announcement: Midseason Break & More!
Mon, 12 May 2025 19:29:30 +0100
Hi all! Just an announcement to let you know that we have planned a midseason break after episode 25! We have two fun little bonus stories to bring your way and will aim to record a Q&A to answer any burning questions you might have about the show so far!
Submissions are open! Get your ideas for S3 together and send them our way!
Transcript:
Hello lovely listeners, AMC here. We hope that you’re having fun with season two, and we’re either so grateful that you’ve stuck with us after such a long break between seasons OR delighted that you’ve joined us as a new listener. I just wanted to pop in and give you a heads up about the timeline for the rest of season 2. We’re planning a six week midseason break as Ruby and I put the second half of season 2 together. The last episode before the break will be episode 25, due to be with you on the 29th May and it’s a biggie, it’s a biggie, it’s goy lots of fun sound design, the whole gang and about 5 seconds of audio from my favourite person in the whole world - so listen out for that.
During the break, we will be bringing you 2 new bonus episodes and we’ll arrange a little mid season Q+A so we can be really annoying and refuse to spoil anything about the rest of season 2! I’ll share the details for how to submit questions on our social media in due course, we’re most active on Tumblr, Bluesky and instagram in that order and our handle is @vestaclinicpod.
And just one last thing! We are turning our hearts and minds to season three and I’m delighted to re-open the submissions form on our website. If you’re a little alien and you need to speak to one of our team - please get in touch! I can’t wait to share the rest of the submissions from this season with you, there is so much fun stuff to come!
Lots of love, stay safe and please enjoy the rest of S2!
Thu, 15 May 2025 12:00:00 +0100
Date: 36/1/2733
Patient: Garthangrosk, Ceresaur
Patient ID: 2348739
Presenting Complaint: Star Map Pain
Dr Adra has a long day.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Ruby Campbell.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Mechanic’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sound Effect Attributions: Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org
Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
App or voip software ringtone, electric piano style 2 by ZapSplat
Soda beverage can, 250ml, pick up from floor 3 by ZapSplat
Mug place down on surface by ZapSplat
Mug slide or move on table by ZapSplat
Content Warnings: Work-related trauma (undisclosed); reference to medical errors
Thu, 29 May 2025 12:00:00 +0100
Date: 40/1/2733
Patient: Olea Aander, Adrilaen
Patient ID: N/A
‘Hi, I’m about to have a heart attack.’
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We’re taking a brief midseason break! Expect two bonus episodes and a mini Q+A before we return with regular episodes on 24th July!
✨ Submit your questions here! ✨
You can also submit an idea for season three here!
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Dr Wifey as the Radio Announcer, AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and The Radio Announcer, Christopher Stoops as Olea Aander, and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Calyxy L’Torra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by AMC.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘[Comms ID Unavailable]’ and can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sound Effect Attributions:
Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org
Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Airy whoosh into impact, electricity spark 4 by ZapSplat
Couch creak, squeak, someone sitting down or movement by ZapSplat
Metal lever pull, yank fast and lock 1 by ZapSplat
Industrial metal hand cart very short pull or movement, metallic screech. Version 1 by ZapSplat
Adhesive sticky tape rip 1 by ZapSplat
Sticky tape strip handling with fingers 2 by ZapSplat
Australia to UK mains plug adapter plug in 2 by ZapSplat
Lifepak 12 touched.wav by residentsparking -- https://freesound.org/s/243638/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
Typing on an iPhone.mp3 by Caitlin_100 -- https://freesound.org/s/365543/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
A mid heavy body fall. By ZapSplat
Loose plastic object set down, rattle 3 by ZapSplat
Hospital electronic monitor machine dull beeping, high pitched by ZapSplat
Bone Break (Celery).wav by ralph.whitehead -- https://freesound.org/s/471594/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
Air blow into plastic bag and inflate 2 by ZapSplat
Vape sound 5 from FilmCow SFX
Hand tap or slap wet skin 2 by ZapSplat
Jewelry, Metal bracelet catch in hand by ZapSplat
Latex rubber mask handling movements 1 by ZapSplat
Electricity spark (sound design) 1 by ZapSplat
finger snap 02.aiff by SoundCollectah -- https://freesound.org/s/109400/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
Full open can of cola, lemonade or other soft drink set down then slide on table 1 by ZapSplat
Content Warnings: Patient is insulting to staff members; ignoring medical advice; swearing
Bonus Episode 4: Performance Review
Thu, 12 Jun 2025 12:00:00 +0100
Aren’t you glad Computer isn’t transcribing this professional review?
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We’re taking a brief midseason break! Expect another bonus episode and a mini Q+A before we return with regular episodes on 24th July!
✨ Submit your questions here! ✨
You can also submit an idea for season three here!
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At the start of the episode, you heard my earnest love for Travelling Light by Monstrous Productions. Learn more here!!
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Theme music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Bonus stories and bloopers can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Bonus Episode 5: Medical Students
Thu, 26 Jun 2025 12:00:00 +0100
The gang reminisce . . . most of them.
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We’re taking a brief midseason break! Regular episodes will return on 24th July. Be sure to catch our mid-season Q+A before then!
You can also submit an idea for season three here! ✨
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari . Theme music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Bonus stories and bloopers can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sound Effect Attributions: Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Content warnings: reference to blood tests; fainting; public humiliation; second-hand embarrassment
Thu, 10 Jul 2025 12:00:00 +0100
Join AMC, Kamen, Ruby and Chris as they answer listener Qs and talk clinic cuties and the challenges of a second season!
Regular episodes will return on 24th July.
Submit an idea for season three here! ✨
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Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Bonus stories and bloopers can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
The Night Market (A Listen Closely Tie-in)
Thu, 17 Jul 2025 12:00:00 +0100
We have something very special on the feed today! The Night Market is a fictional show set in the world of LISTEN CLOSELY a new YA romcom from creator of Tell No Tales, Leon Egan. The book is an absolute joy to read and this fictional pilot is no different! Be sure to listen to the other fictional pilot episode from the book: Unfathomable Depths on the Tell No Tales podcast feed and buy Leon's book!
The Night Market was written and produced by Leon Egan, and performed by Maggie Bain, who also plays Jude in the Listen Closely audiobook. Theme songs were created by AMC. All concepts and characters were inspired by the book Listen Closely by Leon Egan.
Thu, 24 Jul 2025 12:00:00 +0100
Date: 44/1/2733
Patient: Prithini Anaarda, Adrilaen
Patient ID: 7458293
Presenting Complaint: Delayed emergence
Please note: No actual saws were using during the treatment of this patient
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Calyxy L’Torra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Ruby Campbell.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Green Room’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sound Effect Attributions: Connect2 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351547/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
Critical Stop4 by RICHERlandTV -- https://freesound.org/s/351560/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Content Warnings: Reference to recreational drug and alcohol use; deceitful behaviour
Thu, 07 Aug 2025 12:00:00 +0100
Patient: Grey Moon Low Horizon Kawsenclan
Date: 48/1/2733
Patient ID: 9583728
Lab notes: Ωτ28-J4-GKS-05
Presenting Complaint: Dental prosthetic insertion.
You need to forget everything Dr Underwood said right this second.
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(Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)
The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.
Credits read by Ruby Campbell.
Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes
Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Housekeeping’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod
You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!
This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.
Sound Effect Attributions: Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org
Zipper card out of pocket.wav by BarkersPinhead -- https://freesound.org/s/274666/ -- License: Attribution 4.0
Content Warnings: Bat-like creatures; blood drinking; xenophobia and racial stereotyping of an alien population and their culture; reference to character death; screaming; violent sound effects (with narration explaining that these are fake); dental care; reference to cannulation; reference to deceased character; sting injury