Arc 1 - War is Disorganized Boar - Pt 1

Wed, 11 May 2022 11:43:30 -0300

"You don't have a millstone, boy. You run a mill."

What do you get when you take a remote logging village and plague it with a string of bad luck until it hits rock bottom bottom? Rally.

Join Isaac, Harisa, June, and Guard as they bumble their way through waning trees, doubling demands, and, finally, a broken millstone. Oh, and the damn boar got out again. It seems something has spooked them.

Can our heroes mend the pieces of their fractured community and find out what's behind all of these misfortunes?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Rallied” by Sayer Roberts
• “Hustle and Bustle” by Sayer Roberts
• “Grand Buffon” by Benjamin Rice, Epidemic Sound
• “Hocus Bogus” by T. Mori, Epidemic Sound
• “Be My Shelter” by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• “Rally at Dusk” by Sayer Roberts
• “The Wind is Changing” by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound
• "High Scepter” by Sayer Roberts
• “June's Magic Surge”, Patrick Perini and Samantha Oliver
• “Toy Army March” by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• “Secret Garden” from Tabletop Audio
• “Speed Fight Ozo” by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound

Support

• TW Clawson, beta listener
• Tyler J. Henderson, beta listener
• Le_Top_Hat, beta listener

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Transcript

Arc 1 - War is Disorganized Boar - Pt 2

Tue, 31 May 2022 10:00:00 -0300

"Only animals that are playing fight with rules. It will be fun to play with you."

The Minehead boys have come to Rally to gamble a new millstone. Their champion, Big Paul, will wrestle Guard. And in all likelihood, win.

Will Harisa's plan to get Big Paul blind drunk give Guard the edge — or backfire horribly? And what of the mysterious sandal prints? Is anyone still worried about those?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Rallied” by Sayer Roberts
• “The Wind is Changing” by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound
• “Rally at Work” by Sayer Roberts
• “Toy Army March” by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• “Hide and Sneak” by The Fly Guy Five, Epidemic Sound
• “By My Shelter” by Headlund
• “Keep it Under Wraps” by Mac Taboel, Epidemic Sound
• "Entering Kathmandu” by Sight of Wonders, Epidemic Sound
• “Speed Fight Ozo”, Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• “Flame Killer” by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound

Support

• Tyler J. Henderson, beta listener

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Arc 1 - War is Disorganized Boar - Pt 3

Tue, 14 Jun 2022 11:00:00 -0300

"Guard, stand down!"

All hell has broken loose in Rally — the boar are running amuck, the Minehead boys want revenge, and June has spotted the sandal man.

When the dust settles, will Isaac be able to keep his people together and get Sherwood to build him a new millstone?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Rallied” by Sayer Roberts
• “The Bayou” by Tigerblood Jewel, Epidemic Sound
• “Speed Fight Ozo” by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• “Prepare for Take-Off” by Phoenix Trail, Epidemic Sound
• “Enter Sandalman” by Sayer Roberts
• “Governor of the North” by Jo Wandini, Epidemic Sound
• “To Ashes” by Jon Sumner, Epidemic Sound
• "Race to the Finish Line” by Experia, Epidemic Sound
• “Pegasus Returns”, Max Anson, Epidemic Sound
• “Trade and Fortune” by Mary Riddle, Epidemic Sound
• “The Wind is Changing” by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound
• “High Scepter” by Sayer Roberts
• “Be My Shelter” by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• “Nippon” by Yi Nantrio, Epidemic Sound

Support

• Frank Romeo, beta listener

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Arc 1 - War is Disorganized Boar - Pt 4

Tue, 28 Jun 2022 11:00:00 -0300

"Am I a gecko?"

With the Minehead boys working on the millstone, our heroes venture into the woods in hopes of finding an elderwood copse they can actually harvest.

But will they be ready to face the vicious creatures lurking in the trees, plotting their downfall at every turn?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Rallied” by Sayer Roberts
• “Spider Juice” by Jon Sumner, Epidemic Sound
• “Secret Garden” from Tabletop Audio
• “Rally at Dusk” by Sayer Roberts
• “Silent Forest” by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• “Hiding in Shadows” by Luella Green, Epidemic Sound
• “Smokey” by Edward Karl Hanson, Epidemic Sound
• "Desert Footsteps” by Sight of Wonders, Epidemic Sound
• “Alone in the Forest”, by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• “Be My Shelter” by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• “Hide and Sneak” by The Fly Guy Five, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 1 - War is Disorganized Boar - Pt 5

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 11:00:00 -0300

"You and me. Let's have a conversation. Stop this, right now."

After a fitful and potentially-prophetic night, our heroes finally arrive at their first elderwood grove in months. But someone is watching from the treetops.

Red robes, wooden sandals. And a boarish attitude. Will our heroes hear him out? Will they even survive?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Rallied” by Sayer Roberts
• “Something's Afoot” by Experia, Epidemic Sound
• “Rally at Dusk” by Sayer Roberts
• “The Collector” by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• “Forest Flute” by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• “The Proving Grounds” by Dragon Tamer, Epidemic Sound
• “Desert Wind” by Jon Algar, Epidemic Sound
• "Fast Driver” by Andreas Dahlback, Epidemic Sound
• “Be My Shelter”, by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• “High Scepter” by Sayer Roberts
• “Nippon” by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “First Call Horns” by Francis Wells, Epidemic Sound
• “Woodcutter's Dream” by Patrick Perini and Cinderblocksally
• “Flickering Touch” by Christian Anderson, Epidemic Sound
• “Enter Sandalman” by Sayer Roberts
• “Shapes of the Wind” by Deskant, Epidemic Sound
• “Governor of the North” by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound
• “Involuntary Twitch” by Jon Sumner, Epidemic Sound
• “Power Up” by Phoenix Tail, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 1 - War is Disorganized Boar - Pt 6

Tue, 26 Jul 2022 10:05:42 -0300

"The geckos are the smallest gods of the forest, June."

Isaac, Guard, Harisa, and June — each life entwined with the forest in a unique way. But with the Empressar's scepter dangling overhead, will they take up the mantle of the Western Weald's defense?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Rallied” by Sayer Roberts
• “Blood Drums” by Skyra, Epidemic Sound
• “Forest Flute” by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• “Dusty Delta Day” by Lennon Hutton, Epidemic Sound
• “Steel Factory” by Anthony Earls, Epidemic Sound
• “Back to Life” by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• “Dark Woods” by Phoenix Tail, Epidemic Sound
• "The Small Things” by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• “Be My Shelter”, by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• “The Kidnapping” by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• “Enter Sandalman” by Sayer Roberts
• “Silent Forest” by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• “Question” by Million Eyes, Epidemic Sound
• “Protector of the Sky” by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound
• “The Proving Grounds” by Dragon Tamer, Epidemic Sound
• “Terra Firma” by Dream Cave, Epidemic Sound
• “Fairy’s Fear” by Deskant, Epidemic Sound
• “Rally at Work” by Sayer Roberts
• “Hydrogenic” by Anthony Earls, Epidemic Sound
• “The Treasure Map” by Fabien Tell, Epidemic Sound
• “Nippon” by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 1 - Rallying Interlude - Pt 1

Tue, 09 Aug 2022 10:00:00 -0300

"Fuck me, Isaac! Declaring war on the Empressar?!"

The elder gods loom on the horizon — apparently. But Rally has a living god of its own to first contend with: the Empressar, Holiest Amongst the Living. If they don't receive their allotment of elderwood resin, the elder gods of the Western Wealds might not get a chance to bring Rally down. But will Isaac be able to pull off his desperate plan to play Agravar and the Empressar off one another?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Rallied” by Sayer Roberts
• “Rally at Dusk” by Sayer Roberts
• “Back on Roads” by Medite, Epidemic Sound
• “Forest Flute” by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• “Xingu Nights” from Tabletop Audio
• “Poisonous Rain” by Alec Slayne, Epidemic Sound
• “Shelter from the Storm” from Tabletop Audio
• "We’re Dreaming Now” by Joseph Beg, Epidemic Sound
• “Rally at Work” by Sayer Roberts
• “Overland with Oxen” from Tabletop Audio
• “Be My Shelter” by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• “I Thought So” by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• “In All Honesty” by Skyra, Epidemic Sound
• “An Animal Conspiracy” by Arylide Fields, Epidemic Sound
• “Nippon” by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “Governor of the North” by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 1 - Rallying Interlude - Pt 2

Tue, 23 Aug 2022 10:00:00 -0300

"Family is what you make it. It doesn't have to be blood, just as long as you care about each other."

Harisa has disobeyed an order. Isaac has kept a tight hold on his secrets. Guard has confessed to murder.

As tensions mount, our heroes have to decide whom they can trust. Will they choose to trust one another?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Rallied” by Sayer Roberts
• “Drops of Golden Sun” by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “Nippon” by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “Sound of Waves” by Feras Charestan, Epidemic Sound
• “High Scepter” by Sayer Roberts
• “Overland with Oxen” from Tabletop Audio
• “Entering Kathmandu” by Sight of Wonders, Epidemic Sound
• "Throw Me Around” by Mica Emory, Epidemic Sound
• “First Hibernation” by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• “Be My Shelter” by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• “Runaway Man” by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• “The Spy” by Wendy Marcini, Epidemic Sound
• “The Odd Thief” by Timothy Lewis, Epidemic Sound
• “The Great Plains” by Headlund Fields, Epidemic Sound
• “The Wind is Changing” by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound
• “Governor of the North” by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound
• “Are You Sure” by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• “Toy Army” by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 1 - Rallying Interlude - Pt 3

Tue, 06 Sep 2022 10:00:00 -0300

"How do you want to do this — eyes open or closed?"

In a former life, Isaac was a Warden; an Agra Warden. So when Agravar decides to send farmers to raid Rally for its resin, Isaac knows at once that something is wrong.

Will his plan to parley with Agravar on Rally's terms go ask he expects?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Rallied” by Sayer Roberts
• “Rallying Cry” by Sayer Roberts
• “Aspire to Inspire” by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound
• “Nippon” by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “Desert Nights” by Mike Franklyn, Epidemic Sound
• “Sunset Over Barren Island” by Polar Night, Epidemic Sound
• “Windswept Plains” from Tabletop Audio
• "The Bayou” by Tigerblood Jewel, Epidemic Sound
• “Marches” by Tigerblood Jewel, Epidemic Sound
• “The Collector” by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• “Governor of the North” by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound
• “Rally at Dusk” by Sayer Roberts
• “High Scepter” by Sayer Roberts
• “Secret Garden” from Tabletop Audio
• “Desert Wind” by Jon Algar, Epidemic Sound
• “Sweet Temptation” by Headlund, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 1 - Rallying Interlude - Pt 4

Tue, 20 Sep 2022 10:00:00 -0300

"I get a good conversation with this new governor y'all have? Then you can live."

Agravar's raid on Rally has not be as... robust as Isaac would have supposed. Something is amiss — and it may present Isaac with his opportunity to sell Agravar some resin.

But will all of the denizens of Rally survive to see this plan carried out?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Rallied” by Sayer Roberts
• “Speed Fight Ozo” by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• “The Bayou” by Tigerblood Jewel, Epidemic Sound
• “Waking Up to Dreamtime” by Jon Björk, Epidemic Sound
• “A Real Shot” by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• “Governor of the North” by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound
• “Duel in the Desert” by Bonkers Beat Club, Epidemic Sound
• "Nippon” by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “Medieval Battle”, Tabletop Audio
• “Ghost Assassin” by Ted Beattie, Epidemic Sound
• “Drops of Golden Sun” by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “The Proving Grounds” by Dragon Tamer, Epidemic Sound
• “Hold on Tight” by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• “I Will Be Your Knight” by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound

Support

• Cathryn Perini, beta listener

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Arc 2 - They’ll Need a Crane - Pt 1

Tue, 18 Oct 2022 10:00:00 -0300

"...a world we could share with other rebels, other lost children, others who wanted to plant their own flag in life."

For the first time, our heroes have taken up arms in defense of Rally. For the first time, Harisa and Scrumpy lie wounded in Oz's infirmary. For the first time, June must confront the inevitability of war.

For the first time, Isaac must stand before his people and convince them that it is all worth it; that Rally stands for something more than just a place to call home.

But will it be the last time?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Rallied” by Sayer Roberts
• “Rally at Dusk” by Sayer Roberts
• “Dark Woods” by Phoenix Tail, Epidemic Sound
• “Be My Shelter” by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• “West of the Soul” by River Foxcroft, Epidemic Sound
• “Drained” by Bireli Snow, Epidemic Sound
• “Explorative Mood” by Stephan Rozier, Epidemic Sound
• “Find the Truth” by Stephan Rozier, Epidemic Sound
• “A Foreboding Presence”, by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• “Dystopian Dream” by Deskant, Epidemic Sound
• “That City” by Rupert Sachs, Epidemic Sound
• “Secret Garden” from Tabletop Audio
• “Symbolics” by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• “Desert Footsteps” by Sight of Wonders, Epidemic Sound
• “Overland with Oxen” from Tabletop Audio
• “Forest Flute” by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• “Entering Kathmandu” by Sight of Wonders, Epidemic Sound
• “Bongo Thrasher” by Henrik Andersson, Epidemic Sound
• “Sincerity” by Gavin Luke, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 2 - They’ll Need a Crane - Pt 2

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 10:00:00 -0300

"Martin's great. Martin's the best. Martin is competent at his job."

The Minehead Boys have been missing for a month, and now Porki has found Sherwood's lute — in a swamp way off course.

Now our heroes have to pull together to find their friends and quell the fury of The Guide.

But will they find Sherwood in time?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Rallied” by Sayer Roberts
• “Rally at Dusk” by Sayer Roberts
• “Tidy Illusion” by Jerry Lacey, Epidemic Sound
• “Temple of the Buddha” by Sight of Wonders, Epidemic Sound
• “Strange Contraptions” by Real Heroes, Epidemic Sound
• “The Collector” by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• “The Wind is Changing” by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound
• “Nippon” by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “Drops of Golden Sun”, by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “Hustle and Bustle” by Sayer Roberts
• “Quiet Steps” by Kasper Schill, Epidemic Sound
• “And So It Turns” by Eric Feinberg, Epidemic Sound
• “Spy” by Spring Gang, Epidemic Sound
• “Toy Army March” by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• “A King's Land” by Mike Frankly, Epidemic Sound
• “All is Made of Light” by John Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• “Secret Garden” from Tabletop Audio
• “Mystery Minutes” by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• “Forest Flute” by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• “Hide and Sneak” by The Fly Guy Five, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 2 - They’ll Need a Crane - Pt 3

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 19:00:00 -0400

"The farther we get from Rally, the more the... 'mission' fades."

The Western Wealds drags on for days as our heroes search for their lost friends — or the god of death, whichever they find first.

But as they draw nearer and nearer to the swamp where Sherwood's lute was found, they find themselves going through... changes.

Will they be able to find the Minehead boys and get out of the this topsy-turvy swamp intact and unharmed?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Rallied” by Sayer Roberts
• “Ghost Ship Story” by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• “In the Loopholes” by Timothy Lewis, Epidemic Sound
• “The Cast” by Wendy Marcini, Epidemic Sound
• “A Foreboding Presence” by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• “Forlorn” by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• “Misty Valley” by Jerry Lacey, Epidemic Sound
• “Valley of the Drakes” by Dragon Tamer, Epidemic Sound
• “No Fame, No Fortune”, by Mike Franklyn, Epidemic Sound
• “Tremble” by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• “The Clearing” by Golden Anchor, Epidemic Sound
• “See, That's What Happens” by Mike Franklyn, Epidemic Sound
• “Shapeless Inside” by Cobby Costa, Epidemic Sound
• “The River at Dusk” by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• “Panic Frenzy” by Mike Frankly, Epidemic Sound
• “No Filter Needed” by Jay Varton, Epidemic Sound
• “Savannah Sunrise” by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• “Paths of a Samurai” by Mandala Dreams, Epidemic Sound
• “Stronger Reborn” by Sayer Roberts

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Arc 2 - They’ll Need a Crane - Pt 4

Tue, 29 Nov 2022 18:00:00 -0400

”It’s about time I got treated the way I should be treated! I’m sick of the way you treat me! I am a god here.”

You rarely want to find yourself permanently stuck in the afterlife, no matter how much it resembles a five-star spa resort. However, that’s exactly what has happened. Guard, June, and Mr. Spinx all try to make the best of it while Isaac meets another warden and Harisa tries to get herself killed. Will our heroes survive being very-nearly-almost dead?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Reborn” by Sayer Roberts
• “The Way of the Warrior” by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “Lanterns Ascending” by Jerry Lacey, Epidemic Sound
• “Drops of Golden Sun” by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “Camino Solo” by Gabriel Lewis, Epidemic Sound
• “The Worst” by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• “Short Story” by Feras Charestan, Epidemic Sound
• “The Collector” by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• “Osaka Solitude” by Sight of Wonder, Epidemic Sound
• “Missing of Times” by Joseph Beg, Epidemic Sound
• “Nippon” by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “Speed Fight Ozo” by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• “Drops of Golden Sun” by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “Car Troubles” by Trevor Kowalski, Epidemic Sound
• “Drops of Golden Sun” by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 2 - They’ll Need a Crane - Pt 5

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 18:58:42 -0400

”Who's out there? No one is supposed to be here!”

Moved by brazen curiosity, Harisa has found herself staring down the wrath of an elder god. One by one, each of her allies snap out of their memories and rush to her aid, only to be confronted by eldritch serpents, an inconsolable mourner that can kill with a touch, and Reevesy, who is trying his best.

Will Isaac's apology be enough to quell the grief of the mother of death?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Reborn” by Sayer Roberts
• “Hustle and Bustle” by Sayer Roberts
• “None of my Business” by Arthur Benson, Epidemic Sound
• “In the Wizard's Home” by John Abbot, Epidemic Sound
• “No One Sleeps Tonight” by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• “Gardener's Wife” by Sight of Wonders, Epidemic Sound
• “Speed Fight Ozo” by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• “It Goes On” by Peace Reels, Epidemic Sound
• “When Worlds Collide” by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• “Desert Wind” by Jon Algar, Epidemic Sound
• “Protector of the Sky” by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound
• “Double Crossed” by Craft Case, Epidemic Sound
• “A Foreboding Presence” by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 2 - They’ll Need a Crane - Pt 6

Tue, 27 Dec 2022 18:50:35 -0400

”I think we need to kill the Empressar.”

Shaken to their core by a surreal encounter with the Elder God of Death, our heroes regroup — where else — in a bar.

Over a few bottles of perilberry wine, they finally come clean. Mel has been conning Ganbald. Harisa has seen Sherwood. Guard has seen Demoiselle. Isaac is done serving the Empressar.

But as they make plans to find their way home, we're moved to ask the most important question: will anything surpass Mr. Spinx in a Marie Antoinette ballgown?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Reborn” by Sayer Roberts
• “Army of Silent Thieves” by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• “Governor of the North” by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound
• “Maybe It's Too Late” by Deanz, Epidemic Sound
• “Gnomes Inside” by Edward Karl Hanson, Epidemic Sound
• “Wire” by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• “Our Final Mission” by Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen, Epidemic Sound
• “Solution in Sight” by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• “Les Champs Elysees” by Trabant, Epidemic Sound
• “Shopping Spree Galore” by Claude Signet, Epidemic Sound
• “Lights from the Hilltops” by Christian Andersen, Epidemic Sound
• “Band of Cubs” by Isobel O'Connor, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 2 - They’ll Need a Crane - Pt 7

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 19:00:00 -0400

”Being a god and everything, these things are not worth what you're charging.”

In a moment of reprieve, our heroes collect themselves, their thoughts, and a series of artifacts from the world of the living — in that order.

It turns out that those forks and bowls and berries might hold the key to distracting Ganbald, accessing Demoiselle, and extracting the Minehead boys.

But can Isaac Axedrummer live up to his Danny Ocean aspirations?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Reborn” by Sayer Roberts
• “Rusty” by Sindrandi, Epidemic Sound
• “Simple Man” by Charles Holme, Epidemic Sound
• “Silent as Smoke” by Jay Varton, Epidemic Sound
• “Organic Foundation” by Jay Varton, Epidemic Sound
• “Unfamiliar Reality” by Jay Varton, Epidemic Sound
• “Trying to Figure it Out” by Alan Carlson-Green, Epidemic Sound
• “An Endangered Forest” by Jay Varton, Epidemic Sound
• “Shinjuku” by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• “Nippon” by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “Heart Matters” by Bireli Snow, Epidemic Sound
• “Primordial” by Joseph Beg, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 2 - They’ll Need a Crane - Pt 8

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 17:00:00 -0400

"The name's Bruce. I'm uh........... here to fix the pipes?"

Everything has to go precisely according to plan. Harisa and Isaac have coerced a myconid into stealing an elderwood berry. Mel and Guard have concocted a scheme to frame that myconid for a greater theft. All to distract Ganbald so that June can sneak in to get access to the ledgers and, more importantly, Demoiselle.

Will their twisty heist go off without a hitch?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Reborn” by Sayer Roberts
• “The Great Escape” by Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen, Epidemic Sound
• “Diamond Heist” by Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen, Epidemic Sound
• “Path of Uncertainty” by Trailer Worx, Epidemic Sound
• “Void” by WHENISEEYOUISEEMYSELF, Epidemic Sound
• “The Winning Game” by Gerhard Feng, Epidemic Sound
• “Bombay Cab” by Sight of Wonders, Epidemic Sound
• “Sneak Me an Orange” by Alexandra Woodward, Epidemic Sound
• “Looking Over Your Shoulder” by Stationary Sign, Epidemic Sound
• “Bailar Contigo Amor” by Harper Rey, Epidemic Sound
• “Sergeant Wise” by Stationary Sign, Epidemic Sound
• “Secret Garden” from Tabletop Audio
• “The Masterplan” by Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen, Epidemic Sound
• “Successful Disarming” by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• “Boss Encountered” by Trailer Worx, Epidemic Sound
• “Played by Ear” by Piper Ezz, Epidemic Sound
• “As Horizons Expand” by Charles Holme, Epidemic Sound
• “The Proposal” by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• “Be My Shelter” by Headlund, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 2 - They’ll Need a Crane - Pt 9

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 18:00:00 -0400

Guard, your face cracks in half.

It seems that everything has gone According To Plan. So much so, that now our heroes must fend off the Smoke Spirit, Ganbald, Demoiselle, hallucinatory visions of death, several weasels, and even the Minehead boys.

Will Guard's attempts to negotiate free them from the afterlife with all their friends in tow?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Reborn” by Sayer Roberts
• "Informed and Prudent" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• "Decisions Through Vision " by Mac Anson, Epidemic Sound
• "No Rest for the Weary" by Anthony Earls, Epidemic Sound
• "Incredible India" by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound
• "Pumping Veins" by Max Anzon, Epidemic Sound
• "Packs of Savage Dogs" by Dream Cave, Epidemic Sound
• "Coma Visions" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• "Lost in Krubera" by Dream Cave, Epidemic Sound
• "Near the End" by Jon Björk, Epidemic Sound
• "Slinky" by Benjamin Rice, Epidemic Sound
• "Nippon" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• "Secret Light" by Max Anson, Epidemic Sound
• "No Place to Be" by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• "You're the Cure" by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• "Philosophia" by David Celeste, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 2 - They’ll Need a Crane - Pt 10

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 18:00:00 -0400

"Tell Safra... I love her."

Our heroes face the most debilitating foe of all: the consequences of their own actions.

Will they all survive?

No.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Reborn” by Sayer Roberts
• "Beyond Imagination" by Gavin Luke, Epidemic Sound
• "The Mist" by Gavin Luke, Epidemic Sound
• "Played by Ear" by Piper Ezz, Epidemic Sound
• "One Way North" by Jon Sumner, Epidemic Sound
• "Informed and Prudent" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• "North of Hope" by Gavin Luke, Epidemic Sound
• "I will be Your Knight" by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound
• "Resolute" by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound
• "We Rebuild" by Philip Ayers, Epidemic Sound
• "Evidence" by Alex Slayne, Epidemic Sound
• "One Hour Countdown" by Bonnie Grace, Epidemic Sound
• "Frostbitten Leaves" by Flouw, Epidemic Sound
• "With Consent" by Heath Cantu, Epidemic Sound
• "A Place Among the Stars" by Edgar Hopp, Epidemic Sound
• "Leap of Faith" by Dgar Hopp, Epidemic Sound
• "Desert Flower" by Colton Walls, Epidemic Sound
• "Desert Wind" by Jon Algar, Epidemic Sound
• "Left on My own" by Heath Cantu, Epidemic Sound
• "Swan" by Dust Follows, Epidemic Sound
• "A House in the Valley" by Raymond Grouse, Epidemic Sound
• "Now is the Time to Leave" by August Wilhelmsson, Epidemic Sound
• "Just One Kiss" by Loving Caliber, Epidemic Sound
• "Overtaken by Jon Sumner, Epidemic Sound
• "Don't Think About It" by Sleep Away Camp

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Arc 2 - Rallying Interlude - Pt 1

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 18:00:00 -0400

"I'm sorry, Sgt. Harisa. The city has fallen."

It's level up time again friends! Join us as our heroes get magic items from an old friend and find out what hijinks Martin has been up to in their long absence.

But can it really be that simple?

Probably not

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Rallied” by Sayer Roberts
• "Form is Emptiness" by Sayuri Hayashi Egnell, Epidemic Sound
• "Sleeping Dragon" by Ecobel, Epidemic Sound
• "Edsvikens Vals" by Jerry Mchoy, Epidemic Sound
• "Noa's Waltz" by Gustav Lundgren Trio, Gustave Lundgren, Epidemic Sound
• "Porki Shopping" by Sayer Roberts, Epidemic Sound
• "In the Wizards Home" by John Abbot, Epidemic Sound
• "Memory Lane" by Jon Björk, Epidemic Sound
• "Shadow in Vienna" by Piper Ezz, Epidemic Sound
• "Horseback Riding" by Hunting for Sunsets, Epidemic Sound
• "Lazy Days at the Savannah" by Martin Baekkevold, Epidemic Sound
• "British Grenadiers" by John Abbot, Epidemic Sound
• "Gladiator Arena" by Max Anson, Epidemic Sound
• "Just Don't Worry" by Alan Carlson-Green, Epidemic Sound
• "Martian" by Jerry Lacey, Epidemic Sound
• "Desert Wind" by Jon Algar, Epidemic Sound
• "Forest Run" by Bonnie Grace, Epidemic Sound
• "Senegal Song" by Sahara Skylight, Epidemic Sound
• "Desert Footsteps" by Sight of Wonders, Epidemic Sound
• "Temple of Suns" by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• "Underwater Dreams" by Mahlert, Epidemic Sound
• "Dandelion Dust" by Line Neesgaard, Epidemic Sound
• "Toy Army March" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• "Stronger Rallied Outro" by Sayer Roberts

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Bonus Arc - The Hateful Fate - Pt 1

Tue, 21 Mar 2023 18:00:00 -0300

"If a god dies in the forest, and there's no one around to worship them, who avenges them?"

Join us as we take a little detour from the rush of Rally, to a little town called Valenka. 50 years before the events of Rally, a few mercenaries were hired to recover a target of utmost importance to... someone.

Will our guest heroes find him and deliver him alive?

Probably not

== CREDITS ==

Guests

• Lambert, Nick Plaisance, dddpod.podbean.com
• Rennyn, Cin, @cinsationally.me 

Soundtrack

• “A Town for Traps” by Patrick Perini
• "Frustration in Disguise" by Taylor Crane, Epidemic Sound
• "Small Flash" by Daniel Fridell, Sven Lindvall, Epidemic Sound
• "Particle Emission" by Silver Maple, Epidemic Sound
• "Rise from the Shadows" by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• "Wildlife East" by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• "Opa Opa" by Nathan Welch, Epidemic Sound
• "Unearthly Desires" by Sage Oursler, Epidemic Sound
• "When a Plan Comes Together" by Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen, Epidemic Sound
• "Dark Tavern" by Walt Adams, Epidemic Sound
• "A King's Ransom" by Bonnie Grace, Epidemic Sound
• "A Call from the Wild" by Rune Dale, Epidemic Sound
• "Shard Path" by Jon Björk, Epidemic Sound
• "The Tales of Easter Island" by Jon Sumner, Epidemic Sound
• "Across the Ocean" by Bonnie Grace, Epidemic Sound
• "Mongolian Barbecue" by Lennon Hutton, Epidemic Sound
• "Training Grounds" by Jon Björk, Epidemic Sound
• "Arcane Happenings" by Eden Avery, Epidemic Sound
• "Ghost Hunt" by Sixteen Wheelers, Epidemic Sound
• "What Once Was Left Behind" by Medité, Epidemic Sound
• "Oscar the Outlaw" by Roy Edwin Williams, Epidemic Sound
• "Mountain Tavern" by Tabletop Audio

Homebrew

• “College of the Luchador” by Triamond

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Bonus Arc - The Hateful Fate - Pt 2

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 18:00:00 -0300

"Is kidnapping a light crime?"

Seems those damned letters were sent by shadow types backed by the Empressar. The job: kidnap a fugitive arcanist and deliver him back into Imperial custody. And if our heroes don't comply, blackmail might be in order.

Will our heroes ever see their thirty thousand gold?

Probably not

== CREDITS ==

Guests

• Lambert, Nick Plaisance, dddpod.podbean.com
• Rennyn, Cin, @cinsationally.me 

Soundtrack

• “A Town for Traps” by Patrick Perini
• "Sixteen Wheelers" by Ghost Hunt, Epidemic Sound
• "Mountain Tavern" Tabletop Audio
• "The Detective" by The Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen, Epidemic Sound
• "Paranoia" by Sage Oursler, Epidemic Sound
• "Duel Of Destiny Sight Of Wonders, Epidemic Sound
• "Devil's Canyon" by Walt Adams, Epidemic Sound
• "Chronology" by Saira Ridley, Epidemic Sound
• "Boulevard To Nowhere" by Rasure, Epidemic Sound
• "Red River Valley" by Daniel Kaede, Epidemic Sound
• "Sad Acceptance" by Wendel Scherer, Epidemic Sound
• "Don't Hesitate" by Max Anson, Epidemic Sound
• "Metamorpheus" by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• "Blood Money" by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• "They Are Coming" by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• "Inverted" by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• "Impulse" by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• "Another Forest" by Chaxti, Epidemic Sound
• "Desert Wind" by Jon Algar, Epidemic Sound
• "In The Wild West" by Sight Of Wonders, Epidemic Sound
• "All Will Pass" by Alfie-jay Winters, Epidemic Sound
• "Dark Skies" by Jharee, Epidemic Sound
• "Through The Hallway" by Dream Cave, Epidemic Sound
• "First Attempt" by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• "The Throne Is Mine" by Ruiqi Zhao, Epidemic Sound
• "Hail Mary" by Edgar Hopp, Epidemic Sound
• "By The Lighthouse" by Miles Avida, Epidemic Sound
• "Drained" by Bireli Snow, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 3 - The Lizard King - Pt 1

Tue, 18 Apr 2023 19:00:00 -0300

"I fire at Martin."

Rally has fallen to the Hakota Agra, Lord Governor of Agravar. But Hakota Agra has been dead by Isaac's hand for 20 years. Is he back from the dead?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Rallied” by Sayer Roberts
• "Finnegan's Ruin" by Eludent, Epidemic Sound
• "Where No Man Has Gone Before" by Dream Cave, Epidemic Sound
• "Sudden Escape" by Brightarm Orchestra, Epidemic Sound
• "Camp Crossing" by Anthony Earls, Epidemic Sound
• "Please Hear Me Out" by Philip Ayers, Epidemic Sound
• "Run and Hide" by Philip Ayers, Epidemic Sound
• "Governor of the North" by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound
• "Eye for Detail" by Jay Varton, Epidemic Sound
• "High Scepter" by Sayer Roberts
• "Wide Open" by Gavin Luke, Epidemic Sound
• "Fadfada" by Ali Sabah, Epidemic Sound
• "Sound of Waves" by Feras Charleston, Epidemic Sound
• "Find a Jig" by Hunter Quinn, Epidemic Sound
• "Absinthe Minded" by Damon Greene, Epidemic Sound
• "A Journalist’s Dream" by Out To the World, Epidemic Sound
• "Fidgety" by Frank Jonsson, Epidemic Sound
• "Pulling the Strings John Barrette, Epidemic Sound
• "Niobium" by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• "The Wind is Changing" by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound
• "Beyond Remorse" by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• "Mirrors" by Edward Karl Hanson, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 3 - The Lizard King - Pt 2

Tue, 02 May 2023 18:00:00 -0300

"Hello! Did you miss me?"

Reunited with her father after 20 years, Safra Harisa is finally getting to learn a little bit about her heritage and how she might reclaim her bond to Mr. Spinx.

But will this ancient Taniyn ritual go off without a hitch?

Probably not. 

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Rallied” by Sayer Roberts
• "Desert Dream" by Taomito, Epidemic Sound
• "Secret Garden" by Tabletop Audio, Epidemic Sound
• "Enging Room Breeze" by Hawea, Epidemic Sound
• "About Fighting Your Windmills" by Magnus Ludvigsson, Epidemic Sound
• "Ursa Major" by Deep Inside, Epidemic Sound
• "It's in the Mist" by Spectacles Wallet and Watch, Epidemic Sound
• "Boulevard to Nowhere" by Rasure, Epidemic Sound
• "Hunting in the Wild" by Sight of Wonder, Epidemic Sound
• "Desert Wind" by Jon Algar, Epidemic Sound
• "Desert Temple" by Tabletop Audio
• "Infiltrator" by Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen, Epidemic Sound
• "A Foreboding Presence" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• "Valley of Ghosts" by Prozody, Epidemic Sound
• "Shapes of the Wind" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound
• "No Traces" by Spectacles Wallet and Watch, Epidemic Sound
• "Eyes of Yours" by Edgar Hopp, Epidemic Sound
• "Alchemist's Chains" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound
• "Broken Pieces" by Gavin Luke, Epidemic Sound
• "Leaf (Scaled Down Version)" by Peter Sandberg, Epidemic Sound
• "The Wind is Changing" by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound
• "Act II Hygro" by O Wandrini, Epidemic Sound
• "Drops of Golden Sun" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• "Castle Fairy" by Etienne Roussel, Epidemic Sound
• "Secret Admirer" by T. Morri, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 3 - The Lizard King - Pt 3

Tue, 16 May 2023 18:00:00 -0300

"I am very intentionally trying to remove one of her arms."

June interrogates her newfound half-brother. Isaac has a heart-to-heart with Scrumpy. Guard begins his career in torture. Harisa kills again.

But will any of these endeavors help our heroes arrive in Agravar in one piece?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Rallied” by Sayer Roberts
• "Clogged Up" by Jerry Lacey, Epidemic Sound
• "Be My Shelter" by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• "At Last" by Martin Landh, Epidemic Sound
• "Forest Flute" by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• "The Beginning" by Gavin Luke, Epidemic Sound
• "Fragmented" by Gavin Luke, Epidemic Sound
• "The Time is Right" by Mica Emory, Epidemic Sound
• "Coma Visions" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• "Wandering Ahead" by Trevor Kowalski, Epidemic Sound
• "Heads May Roll" by Walt Adams, Epidemic Sound
• "One Day I will Know You" by Isobelle Walton, Epidemic Sound
• "Meadow" by Sebastian Winskog, Epidemic Sound
• "Elephants Approaching" by Sight of Wonders, Epidemic Sound
• "The Quest" by Philip Ayers, Epidemic Sound
• "Unite and Fight" by Jon Björk, Epidemic Sound
• "Tinkers Curse" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound
• "Toy Soldiers" by Trailer Worx, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 3 - The Lizard King - Pt 4

Tue, 30 May 2023 19:00:00 -0300

"No, it's not right. This isn't how it happened. That's not right."

Isaac Axedrummer, in puppet form, is being paraded through the streets of a small town. It seems that every year, this little community relives the fateful day when Isaac killed the Lord Governor Agra.

But can our heroes be sure that the villagers aren't marching him to a funeral pyre?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Rallied” by Sayer Roberts
• “Hiding Shadows” by Josef Falkenskold, Epidemic Sound
• “Really Gotta Know” by Walt Adams, Epidemic Sound
• “Age of Men” by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound
• “Lead” by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• “Pit Fighter” from Tabletop Audio
• “Cherry Blossom Fall” by Joseph Beg, Epidemic Sound
• “Watchman” by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “Rain Show” by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• “Sweet Scent” by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• “Be My Shelter” by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• “Heavenly Feathers” by Deskant, Epidemic Sound
• “Governor of the North” by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound
• “Follow the Falcon” by David Celeste, Epidemic Sound
• “Last Survivor” by Deskant, Epidemic Sound
• “Feeding the Animals” by Christian Andersen, Epidemic Sound
• “Echo Chamber” by Alan Carlson-Green, Epidemic Sound
• “Scorpions” by Bonnie Grace, Epidemic Sound
• “Paths of a Samurai” by Mandala Dreams, Epidemic Sound
• “Final Parade” by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• “Time Limit” by Alec Slayne, Epidemic Sound
• “Hunter Hunted” by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound

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Bonus Arc - Blight at the Museum - Trailer

Tue, 06 Jun 2023 18:00:00 -0300

"Oh what unspeakable wonders await you!"

A new eldritch horror bonus arc, coming to Patreon June 20th.

== CREDITS ==

Cast

• GM: Cinderblocksally
• Perrin McArthur: Emily Greymoore
• Dwight Hearttaker: Craig Pate
• Phlanagin Harlock: T. W. Clawson

Soundtrack

• “A Stolen Scepter” by Patrick Perini

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Arc 3 - The Lizard King - Pt 5

Tue, 13 Jun 2023 19:00:00 -0300

"You're that stranger what come in with the Isaac Axedrummers, ain't ya?"

Locked into mortal combat with an unknown company of assassins, our heroes struggle to find their own footing while the town around them burns.

Will they be able to save themselves, the whole village, and at least one assassin for "questioning"?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Rallied” by Sayer Roberts
• “Scorpions” by Bonnie Grace, Epidemic Sound
• “Hex” by Pulse, Epidemic Sound
• “Governor of the North” by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound
• “Oppression” by Jon Sumner, Epidemic Sound
• “Juggling Fire” by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• “Grounds Controlled” by Jon Sumner, Epidemic Sound
• “Blood in Water” by Dream Cave, Epidemic Sound
• “Solutions Left” by Anthony Earls, Epidemic Sound
• “Nippon” by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “Blush Response” by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• “Seeking Shelter” by Miles Avida, Epidemic Sound
• “Rally at Dusk” by Sayer Roberts
• “Day In Day Out” by Miles Avida, Epidemic Sound
• “Natural Ghost” by Jay Varton, Epidemic Sound
• “Blurred Memories” by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• “The Wind is Changing” by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound
• “Beyond Remorse” by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• “The Light Fades” by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• “Nerve” by Dream Cave, Epidemic Sound
• “Rally at Work” by Sayer Roberts
• “An Awkward Reunion” by Stationary Sign, Epidemic Sound
• “Freckles” by View Points, Epidemic Sound
• “Copper” by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• “Colorado Springs” by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• “Stronger Remembered” by Sayer Roberts

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Arc 3 - The Lizard King - Pt 6

Wed, 28 Jun 2023 13:10:42 -0300

"Not me. I love my fuckin' dad."

Harisa's parents drove her from home at a young age. June's father is dead and her mother has been missing for years. Guard only recently learned about mothers.

And Isaac? Isaac's family is great. Supportive, kind, and surprisingly intellectual — but can they help keep Isaac out of trouble?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Remembered” by Sayer Roberts
• “Hustle and Bustle” by Sayer Roberts
• “Energized Morning” by Airae, Epidemic Sound
• “There You Are” by Peace Reels, Epidemic Sound
• “Yesterday's Treasures” by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• “Bayati” by Feras Charestan, Epidemic Sound
• “Nemesis” by Alec Slayne, Epidemic Sound
• “Love Avalanche” by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• “Is That All” by Eric Feinberg, Epidemic Sound
• “Snow In June ” by Martin Landh, Epidemic Sound
• “Figured Out” by Arthur Benson, Epidemic Sound
• “Tiny Steps” by Spectacles Wallet and Watch, Epidemic Sound
• “Linkage” by Marten Moses, Epidemic Sound
• “Oasis City” from Tabletop Audio
• “Slide on Over” by Anders Goransson, Epidemic Sound
• “Echo Chamber” by Alan Carlson-Green, Epidemic Sound
• “Magnetic Danger” by Wendel Scherer, Epidemic Sound
• “Reiteration” by Charles Holme, Epidemic Sound
• “Mountain Mist” by Lucention, Epidemic Sound
• “Hex” by Pulsed, Epidemic Sound
• “To Be Still” by Lotus, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 3 - The Lizard King - Pt 7

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 20:44:07 -0300

"Mole people!"

Our heroes, having made it through the gauntlet of war, the desert, and Isaac's family FINALLY make it to this gods-damned meeting. But will they learn how to defeat assassins, the Cleanser, and the Empressar all in an hour and a half?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Remembered” by Sayer Roberts
• "Left to Guess" by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• "Tremble" by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• "From the Dust" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Desynchronized" by Charles Holme, Epidemic Sound
• "Steel Factory" by Anthony Earls, Epidemic Sound
• "Hindsight" by Alec Slayne, Epidemic Sound
• "Fairy's Fear" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound
• "The Wind is Changing" by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound
• "Moscow Rendezvous" by Edward Karl Hanson, Epidemic Sound
• "Nippon" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• "Better Off" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Winds of Winter" by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound
• "Silent Infiltration" by John Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Through the Alleyway" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "The Unexplainable" by Craft Case, Epidemic Sound
• "Hawks" by Craft Case, Epidemic Sound
• "Blue Lantern" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• "The First Step" by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• "A Single Grain of Rice" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• "Under a Glass Roof" by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• "Speed Fight Ozo" by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• "When It Hits You" by Wanderer's Trove, Epidemic Sound
• "Ellie" by Pearce Roswell, Epidemic Sound
• "Diamonds in the Sky" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• "Customized Atmosphere" by Marc Torch, Epidemic Sound
• "High Scepter" by Sayer Roberts

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Bonus Arc - Blight at the Museum - Pt 1

Tue, 18 Jul 2023 19:00:00 -0300

In the heart of Altair, the capital city of Ostilla, something strange is stirring.

The Old Altair Museum of Antiquities is having a grand opening as it transforms into the Imperial Heritage Museum! The who's-who of the city will all be there. 

This will be a glorious day for the empire. Or... maybe it'll turn into a heist featuring some unexpected evils...

Who knows? 

Join Emily Greymoore, Craig Pate, special guest Tyler Clawson, and DM Cinderblocksally in this new mysterious cosmic tale.

If you like what you hear, you can find the rest of this bonus arc on our Patreon, https://patreon.com/unbalancedencounters.

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Arc 3 - The Lizard King - Pt 8

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 19:00:00 -0300

"Who are the bad guys here?"

A war. A conspiracy of assassins. A missing mother. An elder god bent on cleansing the earth. Rosemary. How are they all connected?

June and Harisa think they might be able to find the answer deep in the governor's archives.

Guard and Isaac think they can find it at the bottom of a well.

Will either pair be right?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Remembered” by Sayer Roberts
• “Temple Garden” from Tabletop Audio
• “Bandit” by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• “The Postman” by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• “Synths of the Tsar” by Carl Henriksson, Epidemic Sound
• “Tension Mansion” by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• “The Sneak-Up” by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• “Hindsight” by Alec Slayne, Epidemic Sound
• “Gold Mining” by Edward Joe Myers, Epidemic Sound
• “Beyond Remorse” by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• “Lead” by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• “Homestead” by Robert Ruth, Epidemic Sound
• “Diamonds in the Sky” by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “Blue Lantern” by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “Cold Nights” by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• “Echo Chamber” by Alan Carlson-Green, Epidemic Sound
• “Don't Come Closer” by Experia, Epidemic Sound
• “Death Race” by Max Anson, Epidemic Sound
• “Man with No Plan” by Isaac Larson, Epidemic Sound

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Bonus Arc - Old Folks Tome - Trailer

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 18:42:09 -0300

"What makes you think you deserve a second chance?"

A new folktale bonus arc, coming to Patreon August 15th.

== CREDITS ==

Cast

• GM: Patrick Perini
• The Shepherd: Sayer Roberts
• The Phantom: Emily Greymoore
• The Song: Hunter W. Thompson

Soundtrack

• “Endless Beginnings” by Patrick Perini

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Arc 3 - The Lizard King - Pt 9

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 18:50:00 -0300

"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the DARK ABYSS"

A flash of blue light and red vine. A death. An escape. The ringing of a bell. And... Oz?

Will our heroes be able to melt into the crowds at the Dark Abyss and slip out unscathed?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Remembered” by Sayer Roberts
• “Diamonds in the Sky” by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “Far Away From Here” by Autumn Creek, Epidemic Sound
• “Sweet Scent” by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• “A Fool in Chains” by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• “Sneaking Into the Kitchen” by Arthur Benson, Epidemic Sound
• “Winnipeg Sneak” by Arthur Benson, Epidemic Sound
• “My Turn” by Michael Rothery, Epidemic Sound
• “In the Dungeon” by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• “Tension 2” by Fredrik Ekstrom, Epidemic Sound
• “Hindsight” by Alec Slayne, Epidemic Sound
• “No One Sleeps Tonight” by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• "Lucha Libre" from Tabletop Audio
• “Speed Fight Ozo” by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• “End of a Riot” by V.V. Campos, Epidemic Sound
• “Man with No Plan” by Isaac Larson, Epidemic Sound
• “Evil Empire” by Anthony Earls, Epidemic Sound
• “Liquid Core” by Anthony Earls, Epidemic Sound
• “Alchemist's Chains” by Deskant, Epidemic Sound
• “Skilled in the Arts” by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “Mars Landing” by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “Toy Army March” by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• “The Spirit of the West” by Roy Edwin Williams, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 3 - The Lizard King - Pt 10

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 18:55:00 -0300

"What the fuck, mama?"

Wardens pursue our heroes as their memories, one by one, dissolve into sand.

Will Guard's plan to chug a vial of sap and astral project to the Empressar get them any closer to their goals?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Remembered” by Sayer Roberts
• “Evil Intentions” by Experia, Epidemic Sound
• “High Scepter” by Sayer Roberts
• “Wasteland Horizon” by Hawea, Epidemic Sound
• “Apogee” by Bireli Snow, Epidemic Sound
• “Far Far Far” by Bonnie Grace, Epidemic Sound
• “Be My Shelter” by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• “Serious Development” by Blackout Memories, Epidemic Sound
• “When Things Collide” by Christian Andersen, Epidemic Sound
• “Push n' Shove” by Deskant, Epidemic Sound
• “Bad to Worse” by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• “Exit Strategy” by Jon Sumner, Epidemic Sound
• “Night Air” by Joseph Alesci, Epidemic Sound
• “Fadfada” by Ali Sabah, Epidemic Sound
• “Grand Buffoon” by Benjamin Rice, Epidemic Sound
• “No More Escaping” by Reynard Seidel, Epidemic Sound
• “Missing Pieces” by Dream Cave, Epidemic Sound
• “Night Creature” by Josef Falkenskold, Epidemic Sound
• “Desert Footsteps” by Sight of Wonders, Epidemic Sound
• “Royal Chaos” by _91Nova, Epidemic Sound
• “In the Aftermath” by Michael Rothery, Epidemic Sound
• “Secrets and Lies” by David Celeste, Epidemic Sound
• “What's Next” by Nylonia, Epidemic Sound
• “Desert Winds” from Tabletop Audio

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Arc 3 - The Lizard King - Pt 11

Tue, 05 Sep 2023 18:55:00 -0300

"What do you need from me right now?"

June has finally be reunited with her long-lost mother. But will their reunion be a joyous one?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “The River Told Me Lies" by Daniel Gunnarsson, Epidemic Sound
• “Enough by Now" by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• “Drops of Golden Sun" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “Interpale" by Lucention, Epidemic Sound
• “The Adventurer" by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• “At Long Last" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “Fairy's Fear" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound
• “Be My Shelter" by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• “Covered Bridge" by American Legion, Epidemic Sound
• “This Too Shall Pass" by Peace Reels, Epidemic Sound
• “Senseless Arguments" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• “Lazer Beams" by Experia, Epidemic Sound
• “Highway Chase" by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• “Ancient Awakening" by Bjorn Alva, Epidemic Sound
• “Secrets of Lies" by David Celeste, Epidemic Sound
• “Rose's Nerve" by True Messenger, Epidemic Sound
• “Mummy's Tomb" from Tabletop Audio
• “Life or Death" by Ethan Sloan, Epidemic Sound

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Bonus Arc - Old Folks Tome - Pt 1

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 18:55:00 -0300

"What makes you think you deserve a second chance?"

Long ago, before geckos climbed trees, the cycle of life and death suddenly stopped. Put off by this development, a wayward cleric, a frustrated psychopomp, and a blind bard seek the origins of death and to begin the cycle of reincarnation.

But in the end will they finally be able to die?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Cast

• GM: Patrick Perini
• The Shepherd: Sayer Roberts
• The Phantom: Emily Greymoore
• The Song: Hunter W. Thompson

Soundtrack

• “Endless Beginnings” by Patrick Perini

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Arc 3 - The Lizard King - Pt 12

Tue, 19 Sep 2023 18:55:00 -0300

"There are so many beautiful things. And you need to remember."

The Cleanser is upon our heroes, gnashing sapphire teeth and writhing blood-red pustules. Will they be able to calm him and remain in one piece?

No.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Remembered" by Sayer Roberts
• “Hidden" by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• “Barren" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• “False Route" by Christophe Gorman, Epidemic Sound
• “High Scepter" by Sayer Roberts
• “A Bad Place to Be" by Bonn Fields, Epidemic Sound
• “Beneath This Ground" by Phoenix Tail, Epidemic Sound
• “Desert Combatants" by Experia, Epidemic Sound
• “Oppression" by Jon Sumner, Epidemic Sound
• “Blood Drums" by Skyra, Epidemic Sound
• “Race Against the Clock" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• “Gone Without A Trace" by Fredrik Ekstrom, Epidemic Sound
• “Diplomatic Immunity" by Sage Oursler, Epidemic Sound
• “It's Coming" by Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen, Epidemic Sound
• “Desert Winds" by Jon Sumner, Epidemic Sound
• “Fairy's Fear" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound
• “Diamonds in the Sky" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “Seconds Before" by Robert Ruth, Epidemic Sound
• “Unite and Fight" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• “Imperious" by Bonnie Grace, Epidemic Sound
• “Evil Tendencies" by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• “Blood in Water" by Dream Cave, Epidemic Sound
• “Stick to the Plan" by August Wilhemsson, Epidemic Sound
• “And So It Turns" by Eric Feinberg, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 3 - The Lizard King - Pt 13

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 18:55:00 -0300

"I might not be the one that destroys you, but you're not walking away from this."

A mysterious blood warden has crashed the Cleanser's intervention. He has a mysterious hold on Guard and mastery over blood vines. Will our heroes learn anything about him at all? Even his name?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Remembered" by Sayer Roberts
• “Recurring Anomaly" by Charles Holme, Epidemic Sound
• “Gone Without A Trace 1" by Fredrik Ekstrom, Epidemic Sound
• “Hex" by Pulsed, Epidemic Sound
• “Speed Fight Ozo" by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• “Misfeasance" by Jon Sumner, Epidemic Sound
• “Wingless Object" by Craft Case, Epidemic Sound
• “Evil Empire" by Anthony Earls, Epidemic Sound
• “Alchemists Chains" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound
• “Shallow" by Ruiqi Zhao, Epidemic Sound
• “Might Rush" by Bonnie Grace, Epidemic Sound
• “Target Acquired" by Experia, Epidemic Sound
• “Skilled in the Arts" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “First Betrayal" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• “Phoenix Rising" by Edgar Hopp, Epidemic Sound
• “The Flight" by Red Dictionary, Epidemic Sound
• “Turnaround Point" by Edward Karl Hanson, Epidemic Sound
• “Crammed" by Wendel Scherer, Epidemic Sound
• “The Vindicator Waltz" by FormantX, Epidemic Sound
• “Run Further" by Bonnie Grace, Epidemic Sound
• “This Is Not The End 4" by Fredrik Ekstrom, Epidemic Sound
• “Sumimasen" by Calm Shores, Epidemic Sound
• “Half-Time Break" by Experia, Epidemic Sound
• “In the Cold" by Piper Ezz, Epidemic Sound
• “Blissful Coma" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• “At the Mercy of a Moment" by Rand Aldo, Epidemic Sound
• “Stronger Rallied" by Sayer Roberts

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Arc 3 - Rallying Interlude - Pt 1

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 21:36:52 -0300

"Can I roll to look for sandal prints?"

Porki returns in our third Rallying Interlude. Our heroes double-level up, get their patron-created magic items, and take a much needed beachside break.

But will they actually relax?

Probably not. 

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Rallied" by Sayer Roberts
• “Moonlight Serenade (60’s Pop Version)” by Martin Gauffin, Epidemic Sound
• “sit sit (Instrumental Version)” by Ingrid Witt, Epidemic Sound
• “A Most Violent Man” by Lofive, Epidemic Sound
• “Heroes of Speed” by Johan Glossner, Epidemic Sound
• “Mountain Sunrise” by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• “Soulful Stride” by Will Harris, Epidemic Sound
• “Hearts Off Duty” by Mike Franklyn, Epidemic Sound
• “Born Again” by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• “Twenty-Two or More” by Finn Danniell, Epidemic Sound
• “Waiting in Vain” by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• “Heavy Respite” by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• “Mystery Island” by Rune Dale, Epidemic Sound
• “Hustle and Bustle” by Sayer Roberts
• “Dear Teddy Bear” by Mike Franklyn, Epidemic Sound
• “Distilled Tropical” from Tabletop Audio
• “Ready for New York” by Tiki Tiki, Epidemic Sound
• “Summer of Strumming” by Mica Emory, Epidemic Sound
• “Christmas Potpurri” by John B. Lund, Epidemic Sound
• “The Pit of Doom” by Sightless in Shadow, Epidemic Sound
• “The Triumph” by Edgar Hopp, Epidemic Sound
• “Nippon” by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “The Trauma of Loss” by Miles Avida, Epidemic Sound
• “No More Reasons” by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• “Suspended Beliefs” by Sage Oursler, Epidemic Sound
• “Tapped Out” by Jerry Lacey, Epidemic Sound
• “The Garden's Light” by Trevor Kowalski, Epidemic Sound
• “Secrets of Lies” by David Celeste, Epidemic Sound
• “Raven” by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• “A Brand New Bond” by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• “From the Summit” by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• “Gonna Make It Happen” by Headlund, Epidemic Sound

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Bonus Arc - The Odder Sea - Trailer

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 18:55:00 -0300

"Legends live on at sea..."

A new pirate bonus arc, coming to Patreon November 7th.

== CREDITS ==

Cast

• GM: Patrick Perini
• Hoagie: Cinderblocksally
• Kind: Craig Pate
• Marv: Ibraheem

Soundtrack

• “Wine-Drunk Sea” by Patrick Perini

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Arc 3 - Rallying Interlude - Pt 2

Tue, 31 Oct 2023 16:08:41 -0300

"Work it girl! Yes, yes! Love it."

Our heroes return once again to Agravar. In the wake of an attempted coup, they stock up on knowledge, armor, explosives and — of course — dresses.

But will any of this help them in their journeys to come?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• “Stronger Rallied" by Sayer Roberts
• “Blue Lantern" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• “Infant Memories" by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• “A Foreboding Presence" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• “Don't Forget This" by Mica Emory, Epidemic Sound
• “Show and Tell" by Martin Carlberg, Epidemic Sound
• “Rally at Work" by Sayer Roberts
• “The Moon and Me" by Maree Docia, Epidemic Sound
• “Scintilla" by David Celeste, Epidemic Sound
• “Home Is You" by Synthetic Tides, Epidemic Sound
• “The Key" by Dream Cave, Epidemic Sound
• “Extraordinary Dream" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• “Not Easy Being Clever" by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• “Be My Shelter" by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• “Spirit of the Ages" by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound
• “Fine By Then (Instrumental Version)" by Ray, Epidemic Sound
• “Overland with Oxen" from Tabletop Audio
• “Shrouded in Conspiracy" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• “Too Quiet" by Aiyo, Epidemic Sound
• “Nadir" by Gavin Luke, Epidemic Sound
• “Better Off" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• “The Wind is Changing" by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound
• “9 to 5" by BLAEKER, Epidemic Sound
• “Bossa for Noa" by Martin Landstrom, Epidemic Sound
• “Cafe Bossa" by Riverworn, Epidemic Sound
• “Cafe de Manha" by Martin Landstrom, Epidemic Sound
• “Sneaking Into the Kitchen" by Arthur Benson, Epidemic Sound
• “My Roommate is a Spider" by Jerry Lacey, Epidemic Sound
• “It's Perilous" by Michael Rothery, Epidemic Sound
• “Keep On It" by Mar Vei, Epidemic Sound
• “Why Ever" by Heyson, Epidemic Sound
• “Different Planets" by Cushy, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 3 - Tales from Agravar - Special

Tue, 14 Nov 2023 18:29:22 -0400

"All you ever needed to do was forgive yourself."

Join us for a very special episode of Unbalanced Encounters, featuring 5 short stories from Agravar:

• The Prince and the Painter June and Hank crash a certain secret underground fight club.
• For Want of a Leaf Isaac and his family celebrate Animarum as best they can.
• Pain et Chocolat Safra reunites with Haldir, an old and dear friend.
• Early to Bread, Early to Rise Guard takes up the noble and ancient profession of baking.
• Too Big for His Dresses Mr. Spinx finds himself ill-fitting in the dress made by Safra's father.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• "Company Keeper" by Frank Jonsson, Epidemic Sound
• "A Day Like Yesterday" by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• "Triple Trigger" by Mike Franklyn, Epidemic Sound
• "Speed Fight Ozo" by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• "Never Get to Me" by Deaf Election, Epidemic Sound
• "Caught in the Net" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Countryside Living" by Sight of Wonders, Epidemic Sound
• "After Hours Dinner" by Almost Here, Epidemic Sound
• "Memories of Youth" by Martin Landstrom, Epidemic Sound
• "Toy Army March" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• "Summertime Daydream" by Peter Sandberg, Epidemic Sound
• "d'Or" by Bonn Fields, Epidemic Sound
• "Rue Du Septembre" by Bonn Fields, Epidemic Sound
• "Cherry Blossom Waltz" by Trevor Kowalski, Epidemic Sound
• "Stay Here" by Cody High, Epidemic Sound
• "The Beginning of the End" by August Wilhelmsson, Epidemic Sound
• "Another Time" by Dip Diet, Epidemic Sound
• "No One but Yourself" by Claude Signet, Epidemic Sound
• "Reunited Once Again" by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• "Late for Work" by Speed the Spider, Epidemic Sound
• "Talk & Tell" by Christophe Gorman, Epidemic Sound
• "Hush Baby" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Shattered Illusions" by Victor Lundberg, Epidemic Sound
• "Warmed" by Christophe Gorman, Epidemic Sound
• "Hustle and Bustle" by Sayer Roberts
• "Runnin' Late" by Mike Franklyn, Epidemic Sound
• "Eleven Thousand Feet" by Adriel Fair, Epidemic Sound
• "Odd Cousins" by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• "The Shuffle" by Stationary Sign, Epidemic Sound
• "Hard at Work" by Trabant 33, Epidemic Sound
• "Rise Before Tomorrow" by Deaf Election, Epidemic Sound
• "My Wood Cabin" by Christian Andersen, Epidemic Sound
• "Walk in the Park" by Dez Moran, Epidemic Sound
• "An Animal Conspiracy" by Arylide Fields, Epidemic Sound
• "No Second Chance" by Mac Taboel, Epidemic Sound
• "The Cost of Fear" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "No More Mistakes" by Atlas Kind, Epidemic Sound
• "Desert Wind" by Jon Algar, Epidemic Sound
• "Hush my Darling" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 4 - Tortoise All the Way Down - Pt 1

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 18:55:00 -0400

"Will you be the foundation of the small seed we've planted?"

Nearly two months pass as our heroes are left without clear aim.  In that time, they learn of Sisterhood secrets, deific origin myths, and how to ballroom room dance.

But will any of those skills help them survive their next great trial?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• "Strong Rallied" by Sayer Roberts
• "Who We Are" by Gavin Luke, Epidemic Sound
• "Be My Shelter" by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• "Drops of Golden Sun" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• "The Flux Beneath it All" by ELFL, Epidemic Sound
• "Breakfast by the River" by Macy's Voice, Epidemic Sound
• "Rally at Work" by Sayer Roberts
• "Careful Thoughts" by Spectacles Wallet and Watch, Epidemic Sound
• "Both Shoes Gone Walkin'" by Moss Harman, Epidemic Sound
• "Leaf" by Infinity Ripple, Epidemic Sound
• "Oddball" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Sunday at the Museum" by Franz Gordon, Epidemic Sound
• "Diamonds in the Sky" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• "Back to the Mainland" by Christian Andersen, Epidemic Sound
• "Isolation" by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• "And Behold" by Awlee, Epidemic Sound
• "Diamond Lense" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Knee-Deep" by Charles Holmes, Epidemic Sound
• "Better Off" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Blue Lantern" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• "The Wind is Changing" by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound
• "Signs of Warning" by Alec Slayne, Epidemic Sound
• "Liquid State" by Robert Ruth, Epidemic Sound
• "Esprit Pacifique" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• "Stepping Lightly" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• "Little Bo Peep", Epidemic Sound
• "Lakeside Residence" by Sinfonietta Cinematica, Epidemic Sound
• "Cinderella Ball Night" by Sinfonietta Cinematica, Epidemic Sound
• "Waltz from Swan Lake", Epidemic Sound
• "The Snow Flakes" by Ruiqi Zhao, Epidemic Sound
• "A New Horizon" by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound

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Bonus Arc - The Odder Sea - Pt 1

Tue, 05 Dec 2023 18:55:00 -0400

"Every day, a new story dies. But legends live on at sea..."

Three bumbling buccaneers have been entrusted with a simple job: retrieve treasure out from under the chaos of a naval invasion. 

Surely, everyone will be too preoccupied to interfere. Nevertheless, will our heroes come away with their expected loot?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Cast

• GM: Patrick Perini
• Hoagie: Cinderblocksally
• Kind: Craig Pate
• Marv: Ibraheem 

Soundtrack

• “Wine-Drunk Sea” by Patrick Perini

Game System

• Rapscallion by Magpie Games

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Happy Holidays - from Rally

Tue, 12 Dec 2023 07:00:00 -0400

Thank you all for making 2023 the best year yet!

We love you tremendously, and will we see you back in January?

YES!

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• "Cornerstone" by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 4 - Tortoise All the Way Down - Pt 2

Tue, 02 Jan 2024 18:00:00 -0400

"I cast Turn the Faithless."

A bomb has gone off at the gala. Our heroes, newly ascendant to positions on the Agra Council, are the only ones left standing when the dust clears and something looms over the bodies of their friends.

Will they be able to save them all?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• "Strong Rallied" by Sayer Roberts
• "Aftermath" from Tabletop Audio
• "Echo Chamber" by Alan Carlson-Green, Epidemic Sound
• "Chasing Cars" by Skyra, Epidemic Sound
• "Finnegan's Ruin" by Eludent, Epidemic Sound
• "Chicken Got No Head" by River Foxcroft, Epidemic Sound
• "Governor of the North" by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound
• "Growing Threat" by Craft Case, Epidemic Sound
• "Speed Fight Ozo" by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• "Tension 2" by Fredrik Ekstrom, Epidemic Sound
• "Beast by Beast" by Edward Karl Hanson, Epidemic Sound
• "A Storm is Coming" by Christian Andersen, Epidemic Sound
• "Mapped" by Ethan Sloan, Epidemic Sound
• "Wicked Matter" by Robert Ruth, Epidemic Sound
• "Car Chase" by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• "Protector of the Sky" by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound
• "Beneath the Church" by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound
• "Baptized and Buried" by Will Harrison, Epidemic Sound
• "Traced" by Enigmanic, Epidemic Sound
• "Rough Sketch" by Alan Carlson-Green, Epidemic Sound
• "The Wind is Changing" by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound
• "Get Out" by Alec Slayne, Epidemic Sound
• "One Last Kiss Goodbye" by Bonn Fields, Epidemic Sound
• "Duck Soup" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 4 - Tortoise All the Way Down - Pt 3

Tue, 16 Jan 2024 17:00:00 -0400

"That sound you just heard was Sam walking out."

At long last our heroes travel to Evening's Dawn, where they hope to find the Agra army and Harisa's mother. But things start bad and get much, much worse.

Will they make to Evening's Dawn before the players have a complete mental breakdown?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• "Strong Rallied" by Sayer Roberts
• "Forests in Mist" by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound
• "House of Horror" by Marc Torch, Epidemic Sound
• "Out of Service" by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• "A Mellow Mood" by Dream Cave, Epidemic Sound
• "There Is No Sequel" by Philip Ayers, Epidemic Sound
• "Nighttime Playtime" by Stationary Sign, Epidemic Sound
• "Man Gone" by Heath Cantu, Epidemic Sound
• "An Obsession" by Dayon, Epidemic Sound
• "Left Alone" by Lala Brickman, Epidemic Sound
• "Desolate Space" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Mental Strain" by Craft Case, Epidemic Sound
• "For Honor and Bravery" by Experia, Epidemic Sound
• "High Scepter" by Sayer Roberts
• "Foreign Entity" by Calm Shores, Epidemic Sound
• "Beyond Imagination" by Gavin Luke, Epidemic Sound
• "Calm Before the Storm" by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound
• "Silent Motion" by Phoenix Trail, Epidemic Sound
• "Master Defender" by Max Anson, Epidemic Sound
• "The Trauma of Loss" by Miles Avida, Epidemic Sound
• "Miroir" by Million Eyes, Epidemic Sound
• "Small Mysteries" by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• "The Search Within" by Nikolas Jones, Epidemic Sound
• "Trade and Fortune" by Mary Riddle, Epidemic Sound
• "Transmission Road" by Nylonia, Epidemic Sound
• "Oh Please" by Gerhard Feng, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 4 - Tortoise All the Way Down - Pt 4

Tue, 30 Jan 2024 17:00:00 -0400

"I've talked to death. I've looked oblivion in the eye. And if you think you can step up to me, feel free."

Our heroes clash with a friendly face in a decidedly unfriendly place. Against the elements, they're forced to ask the big questions: where is Zeesha Alzira? What is aging people to death? And most importantly: will Harisa get laid?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• "Strong Rallied" by Sayer Roberts
• "Push n' Shove" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound
• "Opa Opa" by Nathan Welch, Epidemic Sound
• "Dark Tavern" by Walt Adams, Epidemic Sound
• "All Strings Attached" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "A Revealing Blush" by Claude Signet, Epidemic Sound
• "Looking for Justice" by Max Anson, Epidemic Sound
• "Hermit Hut" from Tabletop Audio
• "Remote Locations" by Edward Karl Hanson, Epidemic Sound
• "Back to Life" by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• "See You Clearly" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Wiretapped" by Dream Cave, Epidemic Sound
• "The Very Last" by Million Eyes, Epidemic Sound
• "Just Like Old Scotch" by Golden Age Radio, Epidemic Sound
• "In the Mood" by Gerhard Feng, Epidemic Sound
• "Snow Thoughts" by Rina Rinoa, Epidemic Sound
• "Ceramic" by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• "Cold Conclusion 2" by August Wilhelmsson, Epidemic Sound
• "And Behold" by Awlee, Epidemic Sound
• "Dead and Gone Blues" by Peter Crosby, Epidemic Sound
• "Desert Life" by August Wilhelmsson, Epidemic Sound

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Bonus Arc - Cheeky Blighters - Trailer

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 15:00:00 -0400

"You know what you've got? You've got spunk."

A new bonus arc, coming to Patreon February 20th.

== CREDITS ==

Cast

• GM: Cinderblocksally
• Angie: Emily Greymoore
• Blueberry: Sam Oliver
• Shoo: Caustic Phoenix

Soundtrack

• “Bit of Cheek” by Patrick Perini

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Arc 4 - Tortoise All the Way Down - Pt 5

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 16:52:52 -0400

"Forgive me for seeing a man dying of thirst in the desert and offering him water."

Harisa is forced to consider which is harder to wrestle: one's past or a gigantic crystal worm. Will our heroes keep their heads as they fly headlong at both?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• "Strong Rallied" by Sayer Roberts
• "Whisper of the Wasteland" by Victor Lundberg, Epidemic Sound
• "Hitchhiking in Moscow" by Sight of Wonders, Epidemic Sound
• "Shootout" by Row Edwin Williams, Epidemic Sound
• "Thick Air" by Jon Sumner, Epidemic Sound
• "Split or Steal?" by Craft Case, Epidemic Sound
• "Forest Sunrise" by Marten Moses, Epidemic Sound
• "Shallow" by Ruiqi Zhao, Epidemic Sound
• "A Foreboding Presence" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• "The Tightrope" by Alexandra Woodward, Epidemic Sound
• "Signs and Patterns" by Craft Case, Epidemic Sound
• "I Am Eliminated" by Alan Carlson-Green, Epidemic Sound
• "Whispering Caverns" from Tabletop Audio
• "Deep Cave" by Ive, Epidemic Sound
• "Find a Jig" by Hunter Quinn, Epidemic Sound
• "Rally at Dusk" by Sayer Roberts
• "Miroir" by Million Eyes, Epidemic Sound
• "Dark Delusion" by Mike Franklyn, Epidemic Sound
• "Peacekeepers" by Dream Cave, Epidemic Sound
• "Stronger Reclaimed" by Sayer Roberts
• "The Inside Beat" by Wanda Shakes, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 4 - Tortoise All the Way Down - Pt 6

Tue, 27 Feb 2024 17:00:00 -0400

"You step one foot over the threshold and die."

Jonathan, the Anchor, has retreated deep into the earth. Guard, the reckless, has done much the same. Will our heroes be reunited in time to stop Jonathan from slipping out of reality?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Sponsored By

• Rapscallion, by Magpie Games

Soundtrack

• "Strong Reclaimed" by Sayer Roberts
• "Russian Winter" from Tabletop Audio
• "Thaw" by Ethan Sloan, Epidemic Sound
• "7th Crown Chakra Kundalini Breathing" by 369, Epidemic Sound
• "Breaking the Fourth Wall" by Edward Karl Hanson, Epidemic Sound
• "Danaus Plexippus" by Guy Copeland, Epidemic Sound
• "You're Not Hiding Very Well" by Trevor Kowalski, Epidemic Sound
• "The Saddest Time" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Moving Clouds" by Heath Cantu, Epidemic Sound
• "A Foreboding Presence" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• "The Cost of Fear" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Encrypted Fragment" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Tarrasque Interior" from Tabletop Audio
• "High Scepter" by Sayer Roberts
• "Del giorno" by Daniel Fridell, Epidemic Sound
• "Boss Encountered" by Trailer Worx, Epidemic Sound
• "Temple Garden" from Tabletop Audio
• "Striwal" by Pulsed, Epidemic Sound
• "Probably Cause" by Experia, Epidemic Sound
• "Baby Brother" by More than Family, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 4 - Tortoise All the Way Down - Pt 7

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 17:00:00 -0300

"Sometimes we're lucky enough to find people who force us to feel..."

It's time for a long rest. Deep inside the Jonathan's shell, our heroes reflect on their journey and their place within it.

But will they be able to catch their breath, uninterrupted by dragons?

Probably not. Subject matter: Emotional suppression, suicidal ideation, parentification, identity crisis.

== CREDITS ==

Sponsored By

• Rapscallion, by Magpie Games

Soundtrack

• "Strong Reclaimed" by Sayer Roberts
• "Contemplating Reality" by Heath Cantu, Epidemic Sound
• "Graveyard Shift" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• "Ivory Tower" by Philip Ayers, Epidemic Sound
• "A True Friend" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "A Calming Angel" by Lala Brickman, Epidemic Sound
• "Quiet My Soul" by JOYSPRING, Epidemic Sound
• "Dahlias in Rain" by Jonatan Mollberg, Epidemic Sound
• "Figure" by Bejamin Monday, Epidemic Sound
• "A Foreboding Presence" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• "Tarrasque Interior" from Tabletop Audio
• "Muspelheim" by Dragon Tamer, Epidemic Sound
• "What Will I Become" by Trailer Worx, Epidemic Sound
• "Better Off" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Blue Lantern" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• "Flight of the Pixies" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Longing for Love" by Spectacles Wallet and Watch, Epidemic Sound
• "Dissolving Patterns" by Ebb & Flod, Epidemic Sound
• "Desert Winds" by Jon Sumner, Epidemic Sound
• "Consoling Illusion" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Assertively Furtive" by John B. Lund, Epidemic Sound
• "The Sneak-Up" by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound

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Bonus Arc - Cheeky Blighters - Pt 1

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 13:04:40 -0300

"Are you gonna eat me?"

In the city of Agravar, humans aren't the only folk that are trying to get by. Join Angie the Pigeon, Blueberry the snake, and Shoo the bat as they try to navigate the city's shady underbelly to help a friend in need. But will the capybara leave them alone?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Cast

• GM: Cinderblocksally
• Angie: Emily Greymoore
• Blueberry: Sam Oliver
• Shoo: CausticPhoenix

Soundtrack

• “Bit of Cheek” by Patrick Perini

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Arc 4 - Tortoise All the Way Down - Pt 8

Tue, 26 Mar 2024 14:00:00 -0300

"There is a bell in Jonathan. It must be there for a reason!"

A wyvern, a god, a myconid, an entire battalion of undead super soldiers, a mysterious craftwork demon, and a literal second god all want our heroes to promptly fuck off. But will they listen?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Sponsored By

• Rapscallion, by Magpie Games

Soundtrack

• "Strong Reclaimed" by Sayer Roberts
• "About to Go Down" by Jerry Lacey, Epidemic Sound
• "Ghosting" by Chistoffer Moe Ditlevsen, Epidemic Sound
• "Behind the Curtains" by Skyra, Epidemic Sound
• "River of Blood" from Tabletop Audio
• "Immovable Mountain" by Isakue Kageyama, Epidemic Sound
• "Free Falling" by Reynard Seidel, Epidemic Sound
• "Growing Threat" by Craft Case, Epidemic Sound
• "Desert Hurricanes" by Christian Andersen, Epidemic Sound
• "Onus" by Ethan Sloan, Epidemic Sound
• "Parkour Law" by Trivia, Epidemic Sound
• "Shroud Clown" by Dillon Knighton, Epidemic Sound
• "The Longest Loneliness" by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• "A Foreboding Presence" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• "Building Evacuation" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "ExperiMental" by Gridded, Epidemic Sound
• "High Scepter" by Sayer Roberts
• "Racing Minds" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Bubbles" by Ecobel, Epidemic Sound
• "A True Master" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• "Ghosts of Appalachia" from Tabletop Audio
• "Global Impact" by Philip Ayers, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 4 - Tortoise All the Way Down - Pt 9

Tue, 09 Apr 2024 14:00:00 -0300

"I know this isn't the time or the place, but, could you describe it to me?"

A battalion of ghosts, perpetually reliving a moment of their troubled past alongside an acid lake, might not sound hauntingly beautiful. But to Safra, it means the world.

Will their stolen moment of appreciation go unnoticed by their assailants?

Probably not.

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== CREDITS ==

Sponsored By

• Rapscallion, by Magpie Games

Soundtrack

• "Strong Reclaimed" by Sayer Roberts
• "Hypnotic" by Enigmanic, Epidemic Sound
• "60's Computer Lab" from Tabletop Audio
• "A Winter to Remember" by Trevor Kowalski, Epidemic Sound
• "Augury" by Sun Chime, Epidemic Sound
• "Windy Silk" by Isobel O'Connor, Epidemic Sound
• "Observations" by From Now On, Epidemic Sound
• "Fine Revelation" by Walt Adams, Epidemic Sound
• "Wiggly Giggly" by Mike Franklyn, Epidemic Sound
• "Del giorno" by Daniel Fridell, Epidemic Sound
• "Chicken Got No Head" by River Foxcroft, Epidemic Sound
• "The Wind Is Changing" by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound
• "Milkshake" by Jerry Lacey, Epidemic Sound
• "No One Sleeps Tonight" by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• "Family Secrets" by Dream Cave, Epidemic Sound
• "Bittersweet World" by Martin Gauffin, Epidemic Sound
• "Steady Hands" by Stationary, Epidemic Sound
• "Sour Lemonade" by Jerry Lacey, Epidemic Sound
• "Like Moths to a Flame" by Alec Slayne, Epidemic Sound
• "Monsoon Rain" by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• "Spatter" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Precision Moment" by Experian, Epidemic Sound
• "This is the Unknown" by Christian Andersen, Epidemic Sound
• "Disembodied Spirits" from Tabletop Audio
• "Lord Gallagher" by Alec Slayne, Epidemic Sound
• "Ferocious Fire" by Isaac Kageyama, Epidemic Sound
• "Immovable Mountains" by Isaku Kageyama, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 4 - Tortoise All the Way Down - Pt 10

Tue, 23 Apr 2024 17:00:00 -0300

"We are destined to begin again and again."

Safra finds the heart. Guard finds Matron. June finds Luna. But will Isaac find the plot?

Probably not.

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== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• "Strong Reclaimed" by Sayer Roberts
• "Yesterday's Thoughts" by Heath Cantu, Epidemic Sound
• "Black Bullet" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound
• "One Minute Countdown" by V.V. Campos, Epidemic Sound
• "Under the Surface" by Flouw, Epidemic Sound
• "Heart Meat Corridor" from Tabletop Audio
• "Danger Lures" by Trailer Worx, Epidemic Sound
• "Spherical Pulse" by Guy Copeland, Epidemic Sound
• "Nemesis" by Alice Slayne, Epidemic Sound
• "Togetherless" by Franz Gordon, Epidemic Sound
• "Shapes of the Shadows" by Franz Gordon, Epidemic Sound
• "Nippon" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• "Ellie" by Pearce Roswell, Epidemic Sound
• "Mountain Top" by Marc Torch, Epidemic Sound
• "Magnified X" by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• "Pyramids" by Josef Falkenskold, Epidemic Sound
• "A Foreboding Presence" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• "Come This Far" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound
• "Have We Met Before" by Jon Sumner, Epidemic Sound
• "Donuts and Bagels" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• "The Wind is Changing" by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound
• "Introvertion" by Wendel Scherer, Epidemic Sound
• "Touchdrive" by Hysics, Epidemic Sound
• "Hide and Sneak" by The Fly Guy Five, Epidemic Sound
• "A Mouse in the House" by Spectacles Wallet and Watch, Epidemic Sound
• "Governor of the North" by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 4 - Tortoise All the Way Down - Pt 11

Tue, 07 May 2024 17:00:00 -0300

"We are destined to begin again and again."

In the middle of the heart of a living mountain god, four idiots have to fight to save the seed of a dead tree god from the veinous tendrils of an eldritch horror.

But will Bartleby forget to steal some shit from Reevesy?

Probably not.

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== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• "Strong Reclaimed" by Sayer Roberts
• "A Foreboding Presence" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• "Mantra Chants" by Tellsonic, Epidemic Sound
• "Reaching beyond the Clouds" by Tellsonic, Epidemic Sound
• "Rooftop Serenade" by Baba & Kolkata Kid, Epidemic Sound
• "Lord of Bones" from Tabletop Audio
• "Hallow Echos" by Guustavv, Epidemic Sound
• "Tin" by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• "Thin Wall" by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• "Cave Mojo" by Craft Case, Epidemic Sound
• "Alligator Eyes" by Experia, Epidemic Sound
• "Desert Footsteps" by Sight of Wonders, Epidemic Sound
• "Idiosyncrasies" by Gavin Luke, Epidemic Sound
• "Last Hero Standing" by Dream Cave, Epidemic Sound
• "The Storm Will Come" by Dream Cave, Epidemic Sound
• "Oddball" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Matrix" by BLUE STEEL, Epidemic Sound
• "Governor of the North" by Jo Wandrini, Epidemic Sound
• "Desolated" by August Wilhelmsson, Epidemic Sound
• "I'm Not Asking" by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• "Exploring Wonderland" by Christian Andersen, Epidemic Sound
• "Road to Tibet" by Edward Karl Hanson, Epidemic Sound
• "Early Flies" by Guy Copeland, Epidemic Sound
• "Push n' Shove" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 4 - Tortoise All the Way Down - Pt 12

Tue, 21 May 2024 21:01:00 -0300

"I'm afraid all of my anger has flowed away down an icy river."

Time grows short. With every passing moment, the infection drives Jonathan deeper into the nether. Vine golems, Taniyn ghosts, and illusions of truth all stand against our heroes, ready to strike them down.

Will they all survive?

No.

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== CREDITS ==

Taniyn Dirge

• Produced by:
  • Callahan Bevilacqua — EXPVNSE
  • Patrick Perini
• Performed by:
  • ACLawrence
  • Billdow
  • ElderBarry
  • JustMay
  • Marie Vivi
  • OricamiArt
  • RefractedGrove
  • Sadie Pasley
  • Soup
  • TheKojisHere
• Instrumentals by:
  • Silver Maple, Epidemic Sound

Soundtrack

• "Strong Reclaimed" by Sayer Roberts
• "Void" by WHENISEEYOUISEEMYSELF, Epidemic Sound
• "In the Shadows" from Tabletop Audio
• "Be My Shelter" by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• "A Bad Place to Be" by Bonn Fields, Epidemic Sound
• "Decently Perfect" by Jay Varton, Epidemic Sound
• "High Scepter" by Sayer Roberts
• "Inside Help" by Marten Moses, Epidemic Sound
• "Diamond Lense" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Story of a Thief" by Kikoru, Epidemic Sound
• "Blood Ties" by Skyra, Epidemic Sound
• "Stars and Neutrinos" by Christian Andersen, Epidemic Sound
• "Push n' Shove" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound
• "Rainbow Glow" by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• "From the Dust" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Suffocation" by Sven Karlsson, Epidemic Sound
• "Rally at Work" by Sayer Roberts
• "Where Are The Stars?" by Silver Maple, Epidemic Sound
• "Closer Than I Recall" by Headlund, Epidemic Sound
• "In the Gloom" by Michael Rothery, Epidemic Sound
• "What Wizards Know" by Josef Bel Habib, Epidemic Sound
• "Lemniscate" by Ethan Sloan, Epidemic Sound
• "Kill Drill" by Robert Ruth, Epidemic Sound
• "Remote Locations" by Edward Karl Hanson, Epidemic Sound
• "Hidden Room" by Anthony Earls, Epidemic Sound
• "Taniyn Dirge" by Patrick Perini

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Bonus Arc - Small Gods Scatter - Pt 1

Tue, 04 Jun 2024 17:00:00 -0300

"When the last feather falls / The sage god shall shatter / The first leaf to burn shall / See the small gods scatter"

Half-human, half-lizard, the Taniyn are the protector gods of the Eastern Wealds. But will they be able to safeguard their home from its largest-ever threat?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Cast

• GM: Patrick Perini
• Rossa: Emily Greymoore
• Basil: Nick Plaisance
• Kory: Sadie Pasley

Direct MP3 link

Bonus Arc - Small Gods Scatter - Pt 2

Tue, 18 Jun 2024 15:51:29 -0300

"Everything is going to be different now"

Pancakes? Stolen. Rossa? Nearly dead. Prophecy? Fulfilled. Will the leaders of the Taniyn be able to save their hallowed grove?

Probably not.

Subject matter: Endangerment to a pregnancy.

== CREDITS ==

Cast

• GM: Patrick Perini
• Rossa: Emily Greymoore
• Basil: Nick Plaisance
• Kory: Sadie Pasley

Direct MP3 link

Bonus Arc - Small Gods Scatter - Pt 3

Tue, 02 Jul 2024 16:00:00 -0300

"Trying meant something, didn't it?"

We all knew how this was going to end. But will their stories live on?

Yes.

Subject matter: Character death.

== CREDITS ==

Cast

• GM: Patrick Perini
• Rossa: Emily Greymoore
• Basil: Nick Plaisance
• Kory: Sadie Pasley

Mechanics

• "Last Words Are Never Enough" by Dylan Baird

Direct MP3 link

Arc 4 - Rallying Interlude - Part 1

Tue, 16 Jul 2024 15:00:00 -0300

"Is that Mr. Spinx? Why does he have cucumbers on his eyes?"

Our heroes break free of their tangled minds and recount their bizarre experiences. Oh, and they level up — thrice. Will it be enough to kill the Empressar?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• "Strong Reclaimed" by Sayer Roberts
• "Rally at Work" by Sayer Roberts
• "A True Master" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• "Diamonds in the Sky" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• "Sudden Signs from Above" by Arylide Fields, Epidemic Sound
• "Skilled in the Arts" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• "Beatmospheres" by Gridded, Epidemic Sound
• "Vidderna" by Strom, Epidemic Sound
• "Stick Man's Blues" by Peter Crosby, Epidemic Sound
• "Through the Alleyway" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Rain Show" by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• "On a Positive Path" by Frank Jonsson, Epidemic Sound
• "Ghost Hunt" by Sixteen Wheelers, Epidemic Sound
• "Ancient Discoveries" by Gabriel Lewis, Epidemic Sound
• "Tourbillon" by Edward Karl Hanson, Epidemic Sound
• "Leaf" by Infinity Ripple, Epidemic Sound
• "Panoramas" by August Wilhelmsson, Epidemic Sound
• "Network Protocol" by Isaac Larson, Epidemic Sound
• "Tiderum" by Valante, Epidemic Sound
• "Moonbase" by Anthony Earls, Epidemic Sound
• "Diggin' the Drama" by The New Fools, Epidemic Sound
• "Shinjuku" by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• "Unspoken Peace" by Daniel Kaede, Epidemic Sound
• "Immovable as the Mountains" by Yi Nantiro, Epidemic Sound
• "Across Any Sea" by Christophe Gorman, Epidemic Sound
• "Tinder" by _91nova, Epidemic Sound
• "Teach a Robot how to Dance (Young Smoke Remix)" by Tommy Ljungberg, Epidemic Sound
• "Between Dreams" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Future of Past Mistakes" by Rikard From, Epidemic Sound
• "Watercolor Motion II" by Trevor Kowalski, Epidemic Sound
• "Multifoil" by Ethan Sloan, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 5 - A Tree Grows in Bloodshed - Pt 1

Tue, 30 Jul 2024 14:00:00 -0300

"I always find my happiness in the boughs of a tree."

By his will, Isaac has pushed the Reclaimer to rejoin the living. But reincarnation of a god is no easy undertaking. What comes next will require our heroes' most fundamental truths. But will they be enough?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• "Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts
• "High Scepter" by Sayer Roberts
• "Walking the Distance" by Jay Varton, Epidemic Sound
• "No Way Around This" by Real Heroes, Epidemic Sound
• "Reasons to Love" by Miles Avida, Epidemic Sound
• "Wrong Platform" by Anthony Earls, Epidemic Sound
• "From the Dust" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Japanese Garden" by Sight of Wonders, Epidemic Sound
• "The Notebook" by Frank Jonsson, Epidemic Sound
• "On the Horizon" by Damon Greene, Epidemic Sound
• "Vessels" by Craft Case, Epidemic Sound
• "Push n' Shove" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound
• "Just Be Curious" by Jerry Lacey, Epidemic Sound
• "Bats and Rats" by Ludvig Moulin, Epidemic Sound
• "Marie" by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound
• "What My Hands Can't Hold" by Francis Wells, Epidemic Sound
• "The Wind is Changing" by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound
• "Tinder" by _91nova, Epidemic Sound
• "Somnolence" by Ambientalism, Epidemic Sound
• "Final Heartbeat" by Experia, Epidemic Sound
• "Shaman's Hollow" from Tabletop Audio
• "Twinkle Mind" by Stationary Sign, Epidemic Sound
• "Trapped in the Stream" by Jerry Lacey, Epidemic Sound
• "Forest Flute" by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• "Sushi Master" by Sight of Wonders, Epidemic Sound
• "Cherry Blossom Waltz" by Trevor Kowalski, Epidemic Sound
• "Fractions of Light" by Rebecca Mardal, Epidemic Sound
• "Godsend" by Johannes Bornlof, Epidemic Sound
• "The Butterfly" by Dawn, Dawn, Dawn, Epidemic Sound
• "A Foreboding Presence" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• "High Treason" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound
• "Power Up" by Phoenix Tail, Epidemic Sound
• "Overdrive" by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• "Command Pattern" by Max Anson, Epidemic Sound
• "Compete to Complete" by Experia, Epidemic Sound
• "First Shooter" by Bonnie Grace, Epidemic Sound

Direct MP3 link

Arc 5 - A Tree Grows in Bloodshed - Pt 2

Tue, 13 Aug 2024 14:00:00 -0300

"It's another day on the beat, what can I tell ya?"

Our heroes whip through the blood vine portal and find themselves in the eldritch wreck of a museum. Deep in its vaults, they come face to face with a faceless foe. Will they walk away triumphant from this new and strange place?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• "Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts
• "Stronger Realized" by Sayer Roberts
• "Hyper Drive" by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• "Necroplis" from Tabletop Audio
• "Spilled Milk" by Jay Varton, Epidemic Sound
• "Losing Breath" by Ludvig Moulin, Epidemic Sound
• "Siege" by STRLGHT, Epidemic Sound
• "Lost in Amman" by Oh the City, Epidemic Sound
• "Eerie" by _91Nova, Epidemic Sound
• "Earthquake" by Anthony Earls, Epidemic Sound
• "Hiding DNA" by Skyra, Epidemic Sound
• "Dark Age" by Homebody, Epidemic Sound
• "Lethal Secrets" by Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen, Epidemic Sound
• "The Pulse of My Heart" by Pearce Rowsell, Epidemic Sound
• "Misty Gaze" by Daniel Fridel, Epidemic Sound
• "Cross Section" by Guy Copeland, Epidemic Sound
• "Timeline" by Guy Copeland, Epidemic Sound
• "Where Does it End" by Max Anson, Epidemic Sound
• "It All Came Down" by Miles Avida, Epidemic Sound
• "Our Gravity" by Christophe Gorman, Epidemic Sound
• "King of Forest Green" by Isobel O'Connor, Epidemic Sound
• "Sunday at the Museum" by Franz Gordon, Epidemic Sound
• "Fairy's Fear" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound
• "Departure from the Past" by Pulsed, Epidemic Sound
• "Spider Theory" by Sage Oursler, Epidemic Sound

Direct MP3 link

Arc 5 - A Tree Grows in Bloodshed - Pt 3

Tue, 27 Aug 2024 14:00:00 -0300

"Those aren't his hands clapping."

The plan: infiltrate the University Library disguised as a famous artist, her retinue, and her art. Find the rebel and the palace architecture plans. Escape unnoticed. Will they be able to execute the plan without resorting to arson?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• "Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts
• "Stronger Realized" by Sayer Roberts
• "The Red Soil" by Sara Ridley, Epidemic Sound
• "To Catch an Albatross" by Jon Bjork, Epidemic Sound
• "Bats and Rats" by Ludvig Moulin, Epidemic Sound
• "Expressions" by Heath Cantu, Epidemic Sound
• "Everywhere Except Right Here" by Hanna Lindgren, Epidemic Sound
• "Cold War Games" by Gabriel Lewis, Epidemic Sound
• "Quietly Tense" by Marten Moses, Epidemic Sound
• "The City Wakes Up" by Wendel Scherer, Epidemic Sound
• "Handwriting" by Frank Jonsson, Epidemic Sound
• "Odd Behaviour" by Arthur Benson, Epidemic Sound
• "Smile of Overconfidence" by Stationary Sign, Epidemic Sound
• "Subversive Opinion" by Trailer Worx, Epidemic Sound
• "Toy Army March" by Trailer Worx, Epidemic Sound
• "Bad Dreams" by Mary Riddle, Epidemic Sound
• "Danger Sun" by Max Anson, Epidemic Sound
• "The Breakage" by Wendel Scherer, Epidemic Sound
• "Fire Storm 1" by Fredrik Ekstrom, Epidemic Sound
• "Desynchronized" by Charles Holme, Epidemic Sound
• "Early Flies" by Guy Copeland, Epidemic Sound
• "Elastic Powers" by Dream Cave, Epidemic Sound
• "Deeper Into the Jungle" by Experia, Epidemic Sound
• "Lost March" by Farrell Wooten, Epidemic Sound
• "Speed Fight Ozo" by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• "Wrong Answer" by Jon Sumner, Epidemic Sound

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Arc 5 - A Tree Grows in Bloodshed - Pt 4

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 14:00:00 -0300

"It is only because the chaos… broke through, that you live."

Martin is back — from Rally, from the dead. But will he finally learn his lesson and help our heroes topple the Empressar?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• "Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts
• "Stronger Realized" by Sayer Roberts
• "Under Purple Skies" by Alec Slayne, Epidemic Sound
• "The Sneak Up" by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• "National Anthem German" by National Anthem Worx, Epidemic Sound
• "No One Sleeps Tonight" by Leimoti, Epidemic Sound
• "Speed Fight Ozo" by Hampus Naeselius, Epidemic Sound
• "Push n' Shove" by Deskant, Epidemic Sound
• "Dilemma" by Alec Slayne, Epidemic Sound
• "Hhvm" by Marten Moses, Epidemic Sound
• "Toy Army March" by Martin Klem, Epidemic Sound
• "Bad Dreams" by Mary Riddle, Epidemic Sound
• "Shaking Hands" by Ava Low, Epidemic Sound
• "Burning Village" from Tabletop Audio
• "Night on Bald Mountain" by Mussorgsky
• "In the Aftermath" by Michael Rothery, Epidemic Sound
• "Entangled Emotions" by Isaac Kageyama, Epidemic Sound
• "Cutlass" by Lovren Epidemic Sound
• "Neon Noir" by Lennon Hutton, Epidemic Sound
• "The Wind is Changing" by Howard Harper-Barnes, Epidemic Sound
• "Quietly Tense" by Marten Moses, Epidemic Sound
• "Tracker" by Christoffer Moe Ditlevsen, Epidemic Sound
• "After the Rain - Sunshine" by Taomito, Epidemic Sound
• "Dark Dealings" by Phoenix Tail, Epidemic Sound
• "Cargo Theft" by Alan Carlson-Green, Epidemic Sound
• "Disturbing Atmosphere" by Third Flaw, Epidemic Sound
• "Singularity" by Laguna Vesa, Epidemic Sound

Direct MP3 link

Arc 5 - A Tree Grows in Bloodshed - Pt 5

Tue, 24 Sep 2024 12:28:39 -0300

"I only had time to cut off the one head."

June and Safra attempt to case the Imperial prison. A secret operative has solicited a dinner with Isaac to confront him man-to-man at an upscale restaurant in a busy part of town. Guard fights an eyeball. Will any of this tell our heroes - once and for all - who's controlling the blood vines?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• "Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts
• "Stronger Realized" by Sayer Roberts
• Additional music via Epidemic Sound and Tabletop Audio

Direct MP3 link

Arc 5 - A Tree Grows in Bloodshed - Pt 6

Tue, 08 Oct 2024 15:38:54 -0300

"Safra, I feel like we're gonna lose people."

A prison break. A guardian swarm. Questions, blood vines, and violence that all lead back to Griffin and the palace.

But will June seize her opportunity to take him out?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• "Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts
• "Stronger Realized" by Sayer Roberts
• Additional music via Epidemic Sound and Tabletop Audio

Direct MP3 link

Arc 5 - A Tree Grows in Bloodshed - Pt 7

Tue, 22 Oct 2024 06:00:00 -0300

"June lives."

As our hapless heroes try to plan for their palatial assault, they take a little time to finish all their worldly business. Chocolates. Catharsis.

But will Isaac be able to control his own will?

Probably not.

Content warning: Misophonia (intermittent; 00:32:50-00:39:52)

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• "Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts
• "Stronger Realized" by Sayer Roberts
• Additional music via Epidemic Sound and Tabletop Audio

Direct MP3 link

Arc 5 - A Tree Grows in Bloodshed - Pt 8

Tue, 05 Nov 2024 14:51:28 -0400

"We had such high hopes for your mother."

It's time to storm the palace. But first, a diverting conversation with an elderly woman who's definitely not scary beyond all reason. Surely, Guard and June will survive on their own while Isaac and Safra bust Hank out of prison. Right?

Probably not.

Content warning: Eugenics (00:54:00-00:55:00)

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• "Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts
• "Stronger Realized" by Sayer Roberts
• Additional music via Epidemic Sound and Tabletop Audio

Direct MP3 link

Bonus Arc - Kids on Boars - Pt 1

Tue, 12 Nov 2024 16:00:00 -0400

"What's a hoofalump?" As our heroes leave behind their forest home, so too do they leave behind the kids of Rally. Which is a good thing, because someone has to keep an eye out on the things that haunt the woods. But will they know what to do when they find actually something out there?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Game System: Kids on Bikes by Hunters Entertainment

Cast

• GM: Craig Pate

• Frances: Cinderblocksally

• Tilly: Sam Oliver

• Olive: Cat (@helveticat)

Direct MP3 link

Arc 5 - A Tree Grows in Bloodshed - Pt 9

Tue, 19 Nov 2024 12:00:00 -0400

"I want to taste their flesh in my mouth!"

The final push begins. Years of planning has all come down to this moment. Schemes and interplay have woven a tangled web of inevitability and bloodshed.

But do any of these plans belong to our heroes?

Probably not.

Content warning: Suicidal ideation implied (01:10:00)

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• "Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts
• "Stronger Realized" by Sayer Roberts
• Additional music via Epidemic Sound and Tabletop Audio

Direct MP3 link

Arc 5 - A Tree Grows in Bloodshed - Pt 10

Tue, 03 Dec 2024 12:00:00 -0400

"Guess it's all gonna be down to the doing."

A blade to Isaac's throat threatens to end our journey at its final threshold. Will our heroes be able to talk their way out of it?

Probably not.

== CREDITS ==

Soundtrack

• "Scepter Drones" by Sayer Roberts
• "Stronger Realized" by Sayer Roberts "Rally" by Sayer Roberts
• Additional music via Epidemic Sound and Tabletop Audio

Direct MP3 link