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Probability of Demise


Web <link> from RSS feed:

http://demisecast.com

Database link:

http://demisecast.com

RSS Feed:

https://feeds.transistor.fm/probability-of-death

Creator: PoDcast

DemiseCast


Full cast Fantasy Longform Audio RPG


Synopsis:

Four storytellers gather around the table and send three adventurers on a mission. Join the awkward beginnings and, hopefully, interesting tales of Trixie, Asher, and Tanzanite.


Format: Audio RPG

RPG system: Dungeons & Dragons

Continuity: Longform

Voices: Cast

Genres: Fantasy

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Episodes:

The Case of the Riot and the Retreat

Sun, 17 Nov 2024 15:00:00 -0500

As events continue to spiral out of control, our trio of investigators try to figure out if they should fight or flee.

Official website: https://www.probabilityofdemise.com 


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Character art by Nez


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The Case of the Onslaught at the Orphanage, Part 2

Sun, 10 Nov 2024 15:00:00 -0500

We join our investigators in the middle of combat after they waded into a battle between the Slaadi and Modron in the orphanage last week.

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The Case of the Onslaught in the Orphanage

Sun, 03 Nov 2024 15:00:00 -0500

Our trio of investigators enter the orphanage to look for signs of Slaadi and get way more than they bargained for.

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The Case of the Necrotic Nightclub

Sun, 27 Oct 2024 15:00:00 -0400

After regrouping and resting up at a party member's idyllic forest abode, the investigators seek advice from one of the city's leaders about what they should do next.

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The Case of the Remote Respite

Sun, 20 Oct 2024 15:00:00 -0400

Our trio of investigators collect Seraphina's family and retreat to Gus's home in the woods to rest, recover, and regroup.

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The Case of the Fraudulent Flatmate, Part 2

Sun, 13 Oct 2024 15:00:00 -0400

Our trio of investigators attend the meeting with the Slaad posing as Oksana, ready to spring its trap and get some revenge. 

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The Case of the Fraudulent Flatmate, Part 1

Sun, 06 Oct 2024 15:00:00 -0400

After confirming that one of the group’s close friends is not who they seem, the group set out to confront her (and distract themselves along the way).

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The Case of the Research and the Rascals

Sun, 22 Sep 2024 15:00:00 -0400

As Ulua and Gus try to learn more about the Slaadi, Seraphina splits the party and accidentally has her own unexpected adventure.

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The Case of the Matriarch in Mourning

Sun, 15 Sep 2024 15:00:00 -0400

As our intrepid investigators find themselves with unfettered access to the crime scene where Overton’s greatest merchant and benefactor was killed, can the victim’s widow help them crack the case?

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The Case of the Trickster in the Tavern

Sun, 08 Sep 2024 15:00:00 -0400

As our intrepid investigators meet up with Stickybeak at a tavern to provide an update on the case, a sudden sneeze has unexpected results.

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The Case of the Skirmish and the Students

Sun, 01 Sep 2024 15:00:00 -0400

We pick up our regular campaign with an attempted kidnapping. Seraphina has a bag over her head. Ulua and Seraphina are surrounded. Gus is hiding in cover mere steps away. What will happen?

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Side Quest: Escape from Necromantia, Part 2

Sun, 25 Aug 2024 15:00:00 -0400

Join us for the conclusion of our side quest as Kyros, Angora, and B.R.U.C.E. try to escape from the terrifying undead land of Necromantia with their gold...and their lives.

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Side Quest: Escape from Necromantia, Part 1

Sun, 18 Aug 2024 15:00:00 -0400

Join a group of adventurers thrown together by fate as they try to find a way out of the undead city of Necromantia.

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Character art by Nez


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The Case of the Ruse in the Report

Sun, 11 Aug 2024 15:00:00 -0400

Gus searches the Hall of Records for his companions as Ulua and Seraphina continue their investigation.

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The Case of the Romance in the Records

Sun, 04 Aug 2024 15:00:00 -0400

Ulua and Seraphina check in at home before following up on Stickybeak's quest at the city's Hall of Records.

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Character art by Nez


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The Case of the Lazaretto and the Lease

Sun, 28 Jul 2024 15:00:00 -0400

As Gus gets called away to settle some legal matters, Ulua and Seraphina must decide what to do next.

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Character art by Nez


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The Case of the Merchants in the Market, Part 2

Sun, 21 Jul 2024 15:00:00 -0400

SWORD! SWORD! SWORD! Ulua and Gus escort an intoxicated Seraphina to the blacksmith to finally get her new weapon before going on some additional shopping adventures of their own.

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Character art by Nez


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The Case of the Merchants in the Market, Part 1

Sun, 14 Jul 2024 15:00:00 -0400

After finding their way back to Overton, the three adventurers take some time to close a few loopholes, sell some loot, and look for new opportunities.

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Character art by Nez


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The Case of the Calamari in the Cave

Sun, 07 Jul 2024 15:00:00 -0400

Gus, Seraphina, and Ulua try to find their way back into the city through the lesser-known regions of Underton. The journey proves harder than expected.

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The Case of the Danger in the Dungeon, Part 4

Sun, 30 Jun 2024 15:00:00 -0400

Gus, Seraphina, and Ulua discover a priceless orb hidden away in a secret safe within the dungeon. So, just pick it up, right?

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The Case of the Danger in the Dungeon, Part 3

Sun, 23 Jun 2024 15:00:00 -0400

As our adventurers continue their exploration of the abandoned Ascended Temple, they come to realize that it's not so abandoned after all.

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The Case of the Danger in the Dungeon, Part 2

Sun, 16 Jun 2024 15:00:00 -0400

Gus, Seraphina, and Ulua delve deeper into the abandoned Ascended temple as they search for evidence that can help them get justice for victim's of the Wyvern's Venom epidemic, and any evidence that can help them move any of their other open cases forward.

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Character art by Nez


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The Case of the Danger in the Dungeon

Sun, 09 Jun 2024 15:00:00 -0400

With all roads leading to the abandoned Ascended temple, Seraphina, Ulua, and Gus set out to find a way inside.

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Character art by Nez


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The Case of the Mystery in the Music

Sun, 02 Jun 2024 15:00:00 -0400

As the party wraps up, Seraphina, Ulua, and Gus find themselves with a plethora of new leads — leads that all point to the same place.

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Theme Song by Larissa Flint

Jazz Background Restaurant,” Music_for_Videos

https://pixabay.com/users/music_for_videos-26992513/ 


“A Private Detective,” Harumachi

https://pixabay.com/users/harumachi-13470593/ 


Character art by Nez

Disclaimer: The content, language and themes found in Probability of Demise may not be suitable for all ages/audiences. 

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The Case of the Subterfuge and the Siren

Sun, 26 May 2024 15:00:00 -0400

Gus, Seraphina, and Ulua call in all their favors to throw a charity event that will attract the cities elite, hoping to create opportunities to get much-guarded information on their various ongoing investigations.

Official website: https://www.probabilityofdemise.com 


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Theme Song by Larissa Flint

Other Music By:

“Two thieves in the museum,” by Paolo Argento
https://pixabay.com/users/paoloargento-38603296/

“Comedy Detective,” by Yevhen Onoychenko
https://pixabay.com/users/onoychenkomusic-24430395/

“Sensual Jazz,” by Roman Dudchyk
https://pixabay.com/users/grand_project-19033897/

“One Night With You,” White_Records
https://pixabay.com/users/white_records-32584949/

“Outrigger,” Mike Cole
https://pixabay.com/users/matthewmikecolemusic-25386219/

“A Siren’s Song,” AlesiaDavina
https://pixabay.com/users/alesiadavina-32608554/ 


Character art by Nez


Disclaimer: The content, language and themes found in Probability of Demise may not be suitable for all ages/audiences. 

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The Case of the Politician and the Prisoner

Sun, 19 May 2024 15:00:00 -0400

Ulua, Seraphina, and Gus pursue some lingering evidence and new clues that could provide some answers about the illusory figure they saw in the fortune cookie vision.

Official website: https://www.probabilityofdemise.com 


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Theme Song by Larissa Flint


Character art by Nez

“Dramatic suspense,” by Ashot Danielyan

https://pixabay.com/users/ashot-danielyan-composer-27049680/ 

“Sensual Jazz,” by Roman Dudchyk

https://pixabay.com/users/grand_project-19033897/ 


“Lost Soul,” by Roman Dudchyk

https://pixabay.com/users/grand_project-19033897/  


“Don’t Look Down the Basement,” GioeleFazzeri

https://pixabay.com/users/gioelefazzeri-16466931/ 

Disclaimer: The content, language and themes found in Probability of Demise may not be suitable for all ages/audiences.

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The Case of the Respite and the Runaway Responsibilities

Sun, 12 May 2024 15:00:00 -0400

After a series of harrowing near-death experiences, our adventurers seek some much needed rest. But with many clues and opportunities before them, that rest is short-lived. 

Official website: https://www.probabilityofdemise.com 
Get t-shirts, coffee cups, jewelry, and more at: https://www.probabilityofdemise.com/store

Social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/probabilityofdemise/ 
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/probabilityofdemise 
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@probabilityofdemise 
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/probabilityofdemise 

Theme Song by Larissa Flint

“Dramatic suspense,” by Ashot Danielyan
https://pixabay.com/users/ashot-danielyan-composer-27049680/ 

“Two thieves in the museum,” by Paolo Argento
https://pixabay.com/users/paoloargento-38603296/ 

“Sensual Jazz,” by Roman Dudchyk
https://pixabay.com/users/grand_project-19033897/ 

Character art by Nez
https://www.fiverr.com/nezumin6 

Disclaimer: The content, language and themes found in Probability of Demise may not be suitable for all ages/audiences.

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The Case of the Sickly Shut-in and the Surreptitious Squelch, Part 2

Sun, 05 May 2024 15:00:00 -0400

After saving Seraphina’s father from the collapsing house, the team realizes he needs medical attention — and quickly. And he may not be the only one. 

Official website: https://www.probabilityofdemise.com 
Get t-shirts, coffee cups, jewelry, and more at: https://www.probabilityofdemise.com/store

Social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/probabilityofdemise/ 
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/probabilityofdemise 
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@probabilityofdemise 
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/probabilityofdemise 

Theme Song by Larissa Flint
"Cinematic Fairy Tale Story (Main)," Good_B_Music
https://pixabay.com/users/good_b_music-22836301/

Character art by Nez
https://www.fiverr.com/nezumin6 

Disclaimer: The content, language and themes found in Probability of Demise may not be suitable for all ages/audiences. 

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The Case of the Sickly Shut-in and the Surreptitious Squelch, Part 1

Sun, 28 Apr 2024 15:00:00 -0400

After a brush with death and narrow escape, Gus and Ulua seek some much-needed rest while Seraphina heads home to check on her family. Their downtime is quickly cut short as new troubles arise.

Official website: https://www.probabilityofdemise.com 


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Theme Song by Larissa Flint


“Comedy Detective,” by Yevhen Onoychenko

https://pixabay.com/users/onoychenkomusic-24430395/ 


“Sensual Jazz,” by Roman Dudchyk

https://pixabay.com/users/grand_project-19033897/ 

“Two thieves in the museum,” by Paolo Argento

https://pixabay.com/users/paoloargento-38603296/ 


“Dark Anxious Tension Dramatic Suspense,” by Ashot Danielyan

https://pixabay.com/users/ashot-danielyan-composer-27049680/ 


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The Case of the Goddess and the Great Beyond, Part 2

Sun, 21 Apr 2024 15:00:00 -0400

Official website: https://www.probabilityofdemise.com 

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Theme Song by Larissa Flint

“Dark Anxious Tension Dramatic Suspense,” by Ashot Danielyan

https://pixabay.com/users/ashot-danielyan-composer-27049680/ 


“Dramatic suspense,” by Ashot Danielyan

https://pixabay.com/users/ashot-danielyan-composer-27049680/ 


Character art by Nez

Disclaimer: The content, language and themes found in Probability of Demise may not be suitable for all ages/audiences

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The Case of the Goddess and the Great Beyond, Part 1

Sun, 14 Apr 2024 15:00:00 -0400

While doing some routine follow-up on the investigation, Gus finds more trouble than he was looking for. Can he get to his friends before that trouble catches up with him?

Official website: https://www.probabilityofdemise.com 

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Theme Song by Larissa Flint


Character art by Nez

Disclaimer: The content, language and themes found in Probability of Demise may not be suitable for all ages/audiences. 


“Sensual Jazz,” by Roman Dudchyk

https://pixabay.com/users/grand_project-19033897/ 


“Lost Soul,” by Roman Dudchyk

https://pixabay.com/users/grand_project-19033897/ 

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The Case of the Bat in the Belfry, Part 2

Sun, 07 Apr 2024 15:00:00 -0400

Gus, Seraphina, and Ulua head off to investigate the death of the Bat Master and search for the missing message. But they aren't the only ones interested in the mysterious case of the missing message.

Official website: https://www.probabilityofdemise.com
Get t-shirts, coffee cups, jewelry, and more at: https://www.probabilityofdemise.com/store

Social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/probabilityofdemise/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/probabilityofdemise
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@probabilityofdemise
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/probabilityofdemise

Theme Song by Larissa Flint

“Two thieves in the museum,” by Paolo Argento
https://pixabay.com/users/paoloargento-38603296/

“Comedy Detective,” by Yevhen Onoychenko
https://pixabay.com/users/onoychenkomusic-24430395/

Character art by Nez
https://www.fiverr.com/nezumin6

Disclaimer: The content, language and themes found in Probability of Demise may not be suitable for all ages/audiences. 

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The Case of the Bat in the Belfry, Part 1

Sun, 31 Mar 2024 15:00:00 -0400

After a harrowing journey through the sewers, Gus, Seraphina, and Ulua have found their trapped colleague Stickybeak, who was caught behind a tunnel collapse. Stickybeak's confidence in his new crew is shaken as some new information comes to light. 

Official website: www.probabilityofdemise.com 

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Theme Song by: Larissa Flint


Character art by Nez:

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The Case of the Labyrinth and the Lavatory, Part 2

Sun, 24 Mar 2024 15:00:00 -0400

Gus, Seraphina, and Ulua head off to the Brewniversity in search of a secret door that leads to their missing benefactor…but have no idea what they’re looking for. Maybe the Big Cheese knows something?

Official website: www.probabilityofdemise.com 
Get t-shirts, coffee cups, jewelry, and more at: www.probabilityofdemise.com/store

Social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/probabilityofdemise/ 
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/probabilityofdemise 
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@probabilityofdemise 
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/probabilityofdemise 

Character art by Nez
https://www.fiverr.com/nezumin6 

Theme Song by Larissa Flint

Battle Music: “A Hero of the 80s,” by Grand_Project
https://pixabay.com/users/grand_project-19033897/ 

Disclaimer: The content, language and themes found in Probability of Demise may not be suitable for all ages/audiences.

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The Case of the Labyrinth and the Lavatory (1/2)

Sun, 17 Mar 2024 15:00:00 -0400

Gus, Seraphina, and Ulua receive another summons from Stickybeak, who wants their help getting out of a sticky situation.

Theme Song by Larissa Flint


Character art by Nez


Official website: www.probabilityofdemise.com 


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The Case of the Diva and the Dagger (2/2)

Sun, 10 Mar 2024 15:00:00 -0400

With old favors called in, our heroes find themselves investigating the death of the Skylark Theater’s leading lady. Was it a jealous rival? A spurned lover?  Gus, Seraphina, and Ulua find themselves asking the age old question: Whodunnit?

Theme Song by Larissa Flint

Character art by Nez
https://www.fiverr.com/nezumin6 

Official website: www.probabilityofdemise.com 
Get t-shirts, coffee cups, jewelry, and more at: www.probabilityofdemise.com/store

Social media:
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/probabilityofdemise/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/probabilityofdemise 
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@probabilityofdemise 
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/probabilityofdemise 

Disclaimer: The content, language and themes found in Probability of Demise may not be suitable for all ages/audiences. 

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The Case of the Diva and the Dagger (1/2)

Sun, 03 Mar 2024 12:00:00 -0500

Join Seraphina, Gesunden Schniffel, and Ulua, an unlikely trio of adventurers, as they navigate the glittering, yet seedy underbelly of the Skyway Strip in Overton. A desperate plea for help from a rumpled Kenku PI throws them into a murder mystery involving the famed soprano, Celeste Nightingale, who was found killed on stage, clutching a half-eaten fortune cookie.

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Theme Song by Larissa Flint

Character art by Nez

  • https://www.fiverr.com/nezumin6 


Official website: www.probabilityofdemise.com 

  • Get t-shirts, coffee cups, jewelry, and more at: www.probabilityofdemise.com/store


Social media:

  • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/probabilityofdemise/ 
  • Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/probabilityofdemise 
  • TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@probabilityofdemise 
  • Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/probabilityofdemise 


Disclaimer: The content, language and themes found in Probability of Demise may not be suitable for all ages/audiences. 

00:00 Intro
01:00 Starting and welcome
01:22 Word of the Day
03:26 Meet Larissa
05:21 Meet Jason
05:57 Meet Jess
06:28 Meet Rurik
07:30 Overton Description
10:34 Meeting Ulua (Larissa)
16:32 Meet Seraphina
25:00 Meet Gus
44:15 Slowly Getting Together
01:14:02 Gus Detects Magic
01:23:28 Seraphina Speaks with a Foul-Mouthed Rat
01:40:14 Talk with Rats Ends
01:44:08 Bye and Ending

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Campaign 2 Starts March 3, 2024

Mon, 29 Jan 2024 23:06:57 -0500

Probability of Demise: Where laughter is the only loot worth dying for.


Ditch the epic quests and heroic ballads – Probability of Demise is here to celebrate the glorious mayhem of bad rolls, questionable choices, and heroes with more charm than brains.

New campaign starts March 3, 2024


Tune in for:

  • Epic fails that will make you snort milk through your nose.
  • Heroes so clueless, they're practically heroes.
  • Enough bad rolls to make a beholder cry (and roll another attack).
  • And of course, enough laughs to fuel your next dungeon crawl.



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Rescue a Squirrel, Make a Goddess, What is the Future?

Mon, 08 Jan 2024 01:00:00 -0500

We can't help but think that getting our finale to our first campaign ending on 42 might mean something deeper.

Welcome to the finale!!!! Rescue a squirrel and have a moment of reflection with us. Happy first campaign everyone!

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Five Heads Become One

Fri, 05 Jan 2024 01:34:54 -0500

Is this the end of the Timeless Trio or just another notch in their adventuring belts?!

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Lure a Dragon or Dragon Eggs Look Tasty

Sun, 10 Dec 2023 15:00:00 -0500

Years of tragedy, love, friendship, and adventure have all led to this moment. The Timeless Trio faces Tiamat.

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Time for Allies!

Sun, 26 Nov 2023 15:00:00 -0500

Enough putzing around! It is time for the end game!!! Welcoming back an old face as we approach the end!

#DnD, #actualplay, #DungeonsandDragons, #Tiamat, #TimelessTrio, #allies, #recruitment, #endgame, #oldface, #evilgoddess

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Where Did All the Heroes Go?

Thu, 16 Nov 2023 22:18:42 -0500

The Timeless Trio has checked off everything on their to do list, right? No looming threats. Life is pretty chill. ...Right?

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Squirrely Leadership

Sun, 29 Oct 2023 15:00:00 -0400

The Timeless Trio get invited to a mysterious ceremony typically restricted to the squirrelfolk. Oh yeah, isn't there also a wedding they should be at?

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Mother's Favorite

Mon, 09 Oct 2023 11:18:41 -0400

We return to Atland aboard our Trio’s airship en route to Mare Byrd’s Delve. It has been a minute since their last visit to the underground city. Is their bequeathed fortress in need of a spring clean? What does Trixie’s mother need? Where will Tiamat strike next!?

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A Care Package from Us!

Tue, 19 Sep 2023 15:41:01 -0400

The Timeliness Trio embark on a search for the red dragon's lair. Also, maybe you'll finally find out what happened to Trixie's mom?

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Voices With Benefits

Mon, 28 Aug 2023 13:03:53 -0400

Our druid friend is putting down roots. Three elven city-states may no longer exist.  Dangerous dragon eggs exist somewhere. Canyonville appears to be imploding politically. Powerful people are floating their homes in Overton. Cults are acting like....well...cults. And has anyone heard from Trixie's Mom?

Suffice to say there's a lot going on.

ANNOUNCEMENTS:

The Stonewall Chorale in NYC is now auditioning for new singers. They are especially in need of tenors and basses. Find out more at https://www.stonewallchorale.org/audition.

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Hangovers & Myths II

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 20:45:26 -0400

Welcome to our 60th broadcast!!

Rejoin our trio of adventurers as they plot their next moves! Shopping is done - what next?!?

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Hangovers & Myths

Thu, 27 Jul 2023 15:27:55 -0400

After the last episode's accidental hallucinogenic adventures, the Timeless Trio must figure out what to do about the dragon egg and determine what the next steps of their adventure will be.

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Grand's Dragon Harvesting?

Mon, 17 Jul 2023 15:28:10 -0400

In the aftermath of killing the largest dragon yet, the Timeless Trio weighs their options and collects some rewards. Also, we're pre-recorded because we're in person for the first time in over a year!

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Eeny Meeny Miny Moe, Catch a Dragon By the Tail

Wed, 28 Jun 2023 20:28:03 -0400

Our adventurers succeeded in luring the red dragon to a location of their choosing. Additionally they have secured that dragon - by the tail.

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Hunt the Hunter

Tue, 13 Jun 2023 20:50:34 -0400

The Timeless Trio make a plan to lure in the ancient red dragon that has been pestering their friends. Because a plan always comes together, right? ...Right?

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An Atland One-Shot - Dragon Hunt

Mon, 05 Jun 2023 20:10:55 -0400

On the far island of Larr'sen, home of the elvish people, things are not going well. Vern and Nusan have been destroyed. One small group stands before the capital of Rothara. Can they protect the last outpost of independent elven civilization?

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STONEWALL ROCKS!

ANNUAL PRIDE CONCERT

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Featuring special guest Temple Grandé, the bearded babe, the hirsute honey, who will lead us in a Drag Queen Story Hour to retell our story, against a backdrop of LGBTQ+ history from the 60's to the present.

Thursday, June 8 @ 7:30 p.m.​
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Shopping & Slaying, Part 1

Wed, 31 May 2023 16:45:59 -0400

Having met up with Bonnie, a Druid friend from their earlier adventuring days, the Timeless Trio were sent to investigate a tower atop a mountain that seemed to be drawing the red dragon's attention. On arriving they learned the tower provided high end magical gear for the right price! Additionally they were offered a lucrative contract to dispatch the dragon. Now....is it time for shopping or slaying?

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Join the Stonewall Chorale at:
STONEWALL ROCKS!

ANNUAL PRIDE CONCERT

Beloved rock and pop songs through the lens of the history of the Stonewall Chorale, which celebrates 46 years of singing out loud and proud.


Featuring special guest Temple Grandé, the bearded babe, the hirsute honey, who will lead us in a Drag Queen Story Hour to retell our story, against a backdrop of LGBTQ+ history from the 60's to the present.

Thursday, June 8 @ 7:30 p.m.​
https://www.stonewallchorale.org/buy-tickets

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Fly Elsewhere

Wed, 24 May 2023 13:30:45 -0400

Freed from urban responsibility via exile, of a sort, the Timeless Trio flies towards their future.


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Join the Stonewall Chorale at:
STONEWALL ROCKS!

ANNUAL PRIDE CONCERT

Beloved rock and pop songs through the lens of the history of the Stonewall Chorale, which celebrates 46 years of singing out loud and proud.


Featuring special guest Temple Grandé, the bearded babe, the hirsute honey, who will lead us in a Drag Queen Story Hour to retell our story, against a backdrop of LGBTQ+ history from the 60's to the present.

Thursday, June 8 @ 7:30 p.m.​
https://www.stonewallchorale.org/buy-tickets

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Uncertain Future

Mon, 15 May 2023 09:33:24 -0400

An entity made entreaties. The folk of Canyonville have concerns. What choices do the Timeless Trio have? What decisions will they make?

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Join the Stonewall Chorale at:
STONEWALL ROCKS!

ANNUAL PRIDE CONCERT

Beloved rock and pop songs through the lens of the history of the Stonewall Chorale, which celebrates 46 years of singing out loud and proud.


Featuring special guest Temple Grandé, the bearded babe, the hirsute honey, who will lead us in a Drag Queen Story Hour to retell our story, against a backdrop of LGBTQ+ history from the 60's to the present.

Thursday, June 8 @ 7:30 p.m.​
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Gently Go Sleep

Sun, 07 May 2023 20:32:27 -0400

The fight is over. The Timeless Trio have prevailed. At a cost. Maybe a nap will sort things out.

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Too Late

Sun, 30 Apr 2023 21:35:19 -0400

Our fight in the airship hangar continues. Guests are now embroiled in their own battles. Some folk wish to hijack or destroy the new vehicle. Lord Blackwood seems contained for the moment. His wife Adelaide has engaged with hostile forces in aid of the disguised Timeless Trio.

Things seem to take a turn for the worse with additional foes, sneaky saboteurs, emerge from the shadows and begin to pick of the high profile guests. We return to the battle to the sound of a small pseudo dragon screeching a warning...

TRIGGER WARNING: Grief, suicide, violence, death, dying

Announcements

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Support us at https://www.buymeacoffee.com/probabilityofdemise

STONEWALL ROCKS! ANNUAL PRIDE CONCERT Beloved rock and pop songs through the lens of the history of the Stonewall Chorale, which celebrates 46 years of singing out loud and proud. Featuring special guest Temple Grandé, the bearded babe, the hirsute honey, who will lead us in a Drag Queen Story Hour to retell our story, against a backdrop of LGBTQ+ history from the 60's to the present. Thursday, June 8 @ 7:30 p.m.​

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A Special One-Shot & New Game Master! Larissa Takes the Dice!

Mon, 24 Apr 2023 12:06:52 -0400

Welcome to another one-shot! Yes, the suspense on our main campaign is raising all kinds of tension....and yet....we have a very special first run at DMing featuring Larissa!

Join us for a dungeon crawl unlike anything we've experienced before!

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Special One-Shot: Conspiracy Without Agency

Mon, 17 Apr 2023 10:07:12 -0400

While we typically join the Timeless Trio on their adventures, there are other people in Atland who influence events. Join us for this special one-shot as we follow two thieves on what seems like a fairly easy job.

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Failure to Launch

Sun, 09 Apr 2023 15:00:00 -0400

After narrowly escaping the Underdark in our last session, the Timeless Trio seeks to learn more about the Shadow Heart and its affect on Lord Blackwood during the launch ceremony for the new airship. What could go wrong?

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Security is Tight!

Wed, 05 Apr 2023 17:45:44 -0400

In the aftermath of Tanzanite's horrific family reunion, the Timeless Trio finds reason to explore deeper into the mines. But how deep is too deep? When does a mine stop being a mine and become something else?

ANNOUNCEMENTS
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Hugs Not Bugs Pest Control

Sun, 26 Mar 2023 20:30:00 -0400

Tanzanite's Family Reunion has even more drama than your last family get together did.

Announcements

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Queen Mother

Mon, 20 Mar 2023 13:27:18 -0400

Itsy bitsy spiders went down the mining tunnel. Down came the Timeless Trio to flush the spiders out.

Announcements

1. We have MERCH at our TeePublic store!

2. See Larissa & Jason perform "Considering Matthew Shepard" with the Stonewall Chorale on 3/25 at 7:30 pm. Tickets are sold out online but there will be limited tickets available at the door.

3. Rurik will DMing 3/24-3/26 at GameStorm 23 in Portland! 

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Web of Intrigue

Sun, 12 Mar 2023 18:16:53 -0400

The Timeless Trio are tested in Canyonville as they run into some people from their past.

Announcements

We have MERCH! http://tee.pub/lic/PODcast

Stonewall Chorale
Considering Matthew Shepard
7:30 pm
Saturday, March 25, 2023
www.stonewallchorale.org/buy-tickets

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Casting Swoon

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 17:16:53 -0500

The Timeless Trio have a ball, then get an unexpected visit.

Announcements

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Stonewall Chorale
Considering Matthew Shepard
7:30 pm
Saturday, March 25, 2023
www.stonewallchorale.org/buy-tickets

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From Fire...to One Hot Mess!

Sun, 26 Feb 2023 13:46:00 -0500

The Timeless Trio have a little downtime to fill before attending the upcoming Alliance Ball.


Announcements

1. We have MERCH at our TeePublic store!

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Some Errands

Sun, 19 Feb 2023 18:38:01 -0500

The party is in turmoil and amid a three-way split. Will Tanzanite catch up with Asher and make amends? Will Asher talk Ni down from his tantrum? What will Trixie discover about the spider?

Announcements

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Stonewall Chorale
Considering Matthew Shepard
7:30 pm
Saturday, March 25, 2023
www.stonewallchorale.org/buy-tickets

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Demands of Fame

Mon, 13 Feb 2023 19:59:27 -0500

The Timeless Trio discover that their focus on adventuring has had dire economic, scientific, and administrative consequences back in Overton and Underton.

Announcements

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Stonewall Chorale
Considering Matthew Shepard
7:30 pm
Saturday, March 25, 2023
www.stonewallchorale.org/buy-tickets

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Bright Returns

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 17:13:47 -0500

The Timeless Trio get some news that all is not right in Overton. They make way for home...with some new allies in tow.

Announcements

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Stonewall Chorale
Considering Matthew Shepard
7:30 pm
Saturday, March 25, 2023
www.stonewallchorale.org/buy-tickets

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Burnt Feathers

Sun, 29 Jan 2023 19:22:46 -0500

Tanzanite, Trixie, and Asher return to the bog witch's tavern to hide from the ancient red dragon that's still looking for them, only to discover that the tavern is more than what it originally seemed.

Announcements

We have MERCH! http://tee.pub/lic/PODcast

Stonewall Chorale
Considering Matthew Shepard
7:30 pm
Saturday, March 25, 2023
www.stonewallchorale.org/buy-tickets

The Black Halfings
https://linktr.ee/TBHalflings

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Special One-Shot: Abandoned Diplomacy and Lies

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 08:44:07 -0500

In this special one-shot, we find out what happens to Fawn and the crew after they were left behind in Delve of Mare Byrd. 

Announcements

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Stonewall Chorale
Considering Matthew Shepard
7:30 pm
Saturday, March 25, 2023

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Easier Out Than In

Sun, 15 Jan 2023 20:23:41 -0500

The Timeless Trio suddenly find themselves in over their heads. Will they make it out alive?

Announcements

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Stonewall Chorale
Considering Matthew Shepard
7:30 pm
Saturday, March 25, 2023

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Lich's Lair

Sun, 08 Jan 2023 19:08:27 -0500

After battling the lich, our adventures end up in a place where everything may not be as it seems.

Announcements

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Stonewall Chorale
Considering Matthew Shepard
7:30 pm
Saturday, March 25, 2023

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Bunker Spelunkers

Wed, 04 Jan 2023 21:07:07 -0500

We return from our holiday break to join Asher, Trixie, and Tanzanite as they explore the depths of an ancient Old Earth bunker that has survived mostly intact for thousands of years.

Announcements

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Stonewall Chorale
Considering Matthew Shepard
7:30 pm
Saturday, March 25, 2023

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Hidden Secrets of the Ancients

Mon, 05 Dec 2022 11:15:00 -0500

After venturing on from the dragon hoard and parting ways with a friendly bog hag, Tanzanite, Asher, and Trixie came upon the makeshift base of a group that calls themselves the Sea Peoples. Our heroes stand at the entrance of an encampment made from a combination of dismantled ships and Old World structures. What will they find within? New allies, or new enemies? 

Announcements:

We're taking a holiday break, but join us as we return on New Year's Day at 3 pm ET / 2 pm CT / 1 pm MT / noon PT.

Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
November 26th - December 22nd, 2022
Tuacahn Center for the Arts
Shivwits, UT
https://www.tuacahn.org/show/rudolph-2022/

A Winter's Welcome - Melodia Women's Choir VIRTUAL Fall Concert
Saturday December 17th, 2022
8:00 - 9:30 PM 
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/a-winters-welcome-melodia-womens-choir-virtual-fall-concert-tickets-432961097297?aff=ebdsoporgprofile

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Burden of Treasure

Sun, 27 Nov 2022 21:22:33 -0500

After making it back to the ship with half of the dragon hoard treasure, our adventurers must decide what to do next. Half of the treasure remains back in the swamp. A mysterious new group is setting up camp in unclaimed territory near Overton's domain. What will Asher, Trixie, and Tanzanite get up to next?

Announcements
 
Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
November 26th - December 22nd, 2022
Tuacahn Center for the Arts
Shivwits, UT
https://www.tuacahn.org/show/rudolph-2022/

Stonewall Chorale
Winter Concert - Oh What Fun!
Friday, December 2nd, 2022
https://www.stonewallchorale.org

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Swamp Search

Mon, 21 Nov 2022 20:41:34 -0500

Tanzanite, Trixie, and Asher explore the depths of the swamp in search of their lost allies. What could this misty bog hold in wait for our adventurers? Listen to find out!

Announcements
 
Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
November 26th - December 22nd, 2022
Tuacahn Center for the Arts
Shivwits, UT
https://www.tuacahn.org/show/rudolph-2022/

Stonewall Chorale
Winter Concert - Oh What Fun!
Friday, December 2nd, 2022
https://www.stonewallchorale.org

Direct MP3 link


Of Dragons and Dinosaurs

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 17:15:35 -0500

Asher, Trixie, and Tanzanite's negotiations with pirate raiders get interrupted by a visit from a green dragon!

Announcement links:

Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
November 26th - December 22nd, 2022
Tuacahn Center for the Arts
Shivwits, UT
https://www.tuacahn.org/show/rudolph-2022/

Stonewall Chorale
Winter Concert - Oh What Fun!
Friday, December 2nd, 2022
https://www.stonewallchorale.org

Melodia Women's Choir
Fall 2022 Concert - A Winter's Welcome
Sunday, November 20th
https://www.melodiawomenschoirnyc.org

Direct MP3 link


Acts of Piracy?

Wed, 09 Nov 2022 16:00:06 -0500

Asher, Tanzanite, and Trixie investigate a string of pirate raids on communities along the northern coast of the Belgrano Sea. The pirates have made the claim that their raids are revenge for the dragons that Overton sent to attack their homeland. Is it a misunderstanding? Or are there dark forces at work within the Alliance?

Announcement links:

Stonewall Chorale
Winter Concert - Oh What Fun!
Friday, December 2nd, 2022
https://www.stonewallchorale.org

Melodia Women's Choir
Fall 2022 Concert - A Winter's Welcome
Sunday, November 20th
https://www.melodiawomenschoirnyc.org

Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer
November 25th - December 22nd, 2022
Tuacahn Center for the Arts
Shivwits, UT
https://www.tuacahn.org/show/rudolph-2022/

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Deluge of Requests

Sun, 06 Nov 2022 14:26:45 -0500

A couple weeks of relaxation lead to a build up of pending requests. Where will the realm’s foremost doers of good deeds go next?

Investigate rumors cult of folks seeking to control or destroy dragons.

Determine what may be afoot in the mid-continent mountains, the location of Tiamat’s rise, where now a glistening tower stands.

Follow-up on legends of five dragon masks.

Seek out a group laying waste to coastal towns.

Investigate the lore and legends of the dwarves and their lost neighbors deep beneath the earth.

Follow-up on military reports of a strange navy that has landed on the western swamps.

Announcement links:

Stonewall Chorale
Winter Concert - Oh What Fun!
Friday, December 2nd, 2022
https://www.stonewallchorale.org

Melodia Women's Choir
Fall 2022 Concert - A Winter's Welcome
Sunday, November 20th
https://www.melodiawomenschoirnyc.org

Direct MP3 link


Dragonbits and Keeps

Fri, 28 Oct 2022 19:26:52 -0400

Join Trixie, Tanzanite, and Asher as they figure out how to dismember a dragon without killing everybody. Oh, and all that work finally pays off in a big way.
 
Announcement links:

Stonewall Chorale
Halloween Fundraiser - Hocus Pocus
Saturday, October 28, 2022

Winter Concert - Oh What Fun!
Friday, December 2nd, 2022
https://www.stonewallchorale.org

Melodia Women's Choir
Fall 2022 Concert - A Winter's Welcome
Sunday, November 20th
https://www.melodiawomenschoirnyc.org

Direct MP3 link


Kith and Dragonkin

Fri, 28 Oct 2022 19:17:37 -0400

Strengthening alliances sure is a lot of work. Join our heroes as they learn new things, make horrible trade deals, and pick fights way above their pay grade.

This is the final episode for now for our AndyFan!

Announcement links:

Stonewall Chorale
Winter Concert - Oh What Fun!
Friday, December 2nd, 2022
https://www.stonewallchorale.org

Melodia Women's Choir
Fall 2022 Concert - A Winter's Welcome
Sunday, November 20th
https://www.melodiawomenschoirnyc.org

Direct MP3 link


Special One Shot: Kids on Bikes at New York Comic Con!

Thu, 13 Oct 2022 15:33:00 -0400

We take a break from our regular adventure to enjoy New York Comic Con! Most of our cast will be there in person next week. To celebrate and enjoy our transition to regular (non-summer) programming we are taking a little siesta from Atland and enjoying a different system!

Join us in this actual play and actual teaching session!

NOTE: Jason apologizes for his extremely clacky new keyboard, which was retired immediately after this stream.

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Starting Something New, Part 2

Thu, 13 Oct 2022 15:27:54 -0400

Creatures from down below! Strange smithy controlled by levers! Mead! What happened to our crew in the aftermath of battle?!

 A huge welcome to our AndyFan! Our special guest is Andy, our longest supporter and fan. We are honored to have you here!

Announcement links:

Stonewall Chorale
Winter Concert - Oh What Fun!
Friday, December 2nd, 2022
https://www.stonewallchorale.org

Melodia Women's Choir
Fall 2022 Concert - A Winter's Welcome
Sunday, November 20th
https://www.melodiawomenschoirnyc.org

Direct MP3 link


Starting Something New

Sun, 18 Sep 2022 17:17:27 -0400

Join us for a mid-campaign reintroduction. Our young heroes grew quite a bit over the last year. They had much to learn after world catastrophes, beings claiming to be gods walking around, time jumps, and magical-technical changes to their society. We reconvene to what they have done with themselves and meet a new friend.

A huge welcome to ANDYFAN!!! Aka Andy. Our special guest is Andy, our longest supporter and fan. We are honored to have you here!

Setting: We are using D&D Fifth Edition to loosely create the basis for a story of an Earth ravaged by misdeeds both human and otherwise. Earth, post-apocalyptic due to human error and natural shifts in solar bodies, tries to recover and in the process, new people arise and discover that an Octopolar Earth offers something ancient and new: magic.

We are excited to awkwardly welcome you to our trial and error exploration of livestreams, podcasts, and D&D shenanigans. Please bear with us, your hosts, as we grow with our audience. If you happen to stumble across this in the distant future please let us know how we are doing in the present!

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Catching Up in a Year

Sat, 10 Sep 2022 15:59:04 -0400

Our heroes find out a bit of what has transpired in their "absence" and train themselves for the upcoming challenges.

Setting: We are using D&D Fifth Edition to loosely create the basis for a story of an Earth ravaged by misdeeds both human and otherwise. Earth, post-apocalyptic due to human error and natural shifts in solar bodies, tries to recover and in the process, new people arise and discover that an Octopolar Earth offers something ancient and new: magic.

We are excited to awkwardly welcome you to our trial and error exploration of livestreams, podcasts, and D&D shenanigans. Please bear with us, your hosts, as we grow with our audience. If you happen to stumble across this in the distant future please let us know how we are doing in the present!

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Older and None the Wiser

Sun, 28 Aug 2022 16:36:13 -0400

Woosh! This was bad! Terrible DM rolls on cataclysmic events! Two D100 rolls for world events were provoked. One resulted in the release of the gods or god aspirants and the other gave us a time jump! Join the awkward middle years and, hopefully, interesting tales of Trixie, Asher, and Tanzanite. Our friend Nick will not be joining us and we will miss him dearly as we deal with a whole new set of challenges.

Setting: We are using D&D Fifth Edition to loosely create the basis for a story of an Earth ravaged by misdeeds both human and otherwise. Earth, post-apocalyptic due to human error and natural shifts in solar bodies, tries to recover and in the process, new people arise and discover that an Octopolar Earth offers something ancient and new: magic.

We are excited to awkwardly welcome you to our trial and error exploration of livestreams, podcasts, and D&D shenanigans. Please bear with us, your hosts, as we grow with our audience. If you happen to stumble across this in the distant future please let us know how we are doing in the present!

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Time Twists

Wed, 24 Aug 2022 15:55:52 -0400

Life in this village is a bit odd. Join the awkward beginnings and, hopefully, interesting tales of Trixie, Asher, and Tanzanite. We also welcome back our friend Nick from Off the Rails Podcast. It was the least he could do after summoning a five-headed dragon.

Setting: We are using D&D Fifth Edition to loosely create the basis for a story of an Earth ravaged by misdeeds both human and otherwise. Earth, post-apocalyptic due to human error and natural shifts in solar bodies, tries to recover and in the process, new people arise and discover that an Octopolar Earth offers something ancient and new: magic.

We are excited to awkwardly welcome you to our trial and error exploration of livestreams, podcasts, and D&D shenanigans. Please bear with us, your hosts, as we grow with our audience. If you happen to stumble across this in the distant future please let us know how we are doing in the present!

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Village Life, Part 3

Fri, 12 Aug 2022 19:13:58 -0400

Life in this village is a bit odd. Special guest episode! Join the awkward beginnings and, hopefully, interesting tales of Trixie, Asher, and Tanzanite.

Please welcome our special guest Nick of Off the Rails podcast. Check in with them on your favorite podcasting platform, offtherailspodcast on tiktok, and @Off_the_railspodcast on instagram.

Setting: We are using D&D Fifth Edition to loosely create the basis for a story of an Earth ravaged by misdeeds both human and otherwise. Earth, post-apocalyptic due to human error and natural shifts in solar bodies, tries to recover and in the process, new people arise and discover that an Octopolar Earth offers something ancient and new: magic.

We are excited to awkwardly welcome you to our trial and error exploration of livestreams, podcasts, and D&D shenanigans. Please bear with us, your hosts, as we grow with our audience. If you happen to stumble across this in the distant future please let us know how we are doing in the present!

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Village Life, Part 2

Thu, 21 Jul 2022 01:05:59 -0400

Life in this village is a bit odd. Join the awkward beginnings and, hopefully, interesting tales of Trixie, Asher, and Tanzanite.

Our podcast resumes and we reengage with our story!

Setting: We are using D&D Fifth Edition to loosely create the basis for a story of an Earth ravaged by misdeeds both human and otherwise. Earth, post-apocalyptic due to human error and natural shifts in solar bodies, tries to recover and in the process, new people arise and discover that an Octopolar Earth offers something ancient and new: magic.

We are excited to awkwardly welcome you to our trial and error exploration of livestreams, podcasts, and D&D shenanigans. Please bear with us, your hosts, as we grow with our audience. If you happen to stumble across this in the distant future please let us know how we are doing in the present!

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Village Life, Part 1

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 05:00:00 -0400

Life in this village is a bit odd. Join the awkward beginnings and, hopefully, interesting tales of Trixie, Asher, and Tanzanite.

Setting: We are using D&D Fifth Edition to loosely create the basis for a story of an Earth ravaged by misdeeds both human and otherwise. Earth, post-apocalyptic due to human error and natural shifts in solar bodies, tries to recover and in the process, new people arise and discover that an Octopolar Earth offers something ancient and new: magic.

We are excited to awkwardly welcome you to our trial and error exploration of livestreams, podcasts, and D&D shenanigans. Please bear with us, your hosts, as we grow with our audience. If you happen to stumble across this in the distant future please let us know how we are doing in the present!

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Reunited

Wed, 08 Jun 2022 05:00:00 -0400

Having reunited, the small group of friends collects themselves and prepares to journey onward. Join the awkward beginnings and, hopefully, interesting tales of Trixie, Asher, and Tanzanite.

Setting: We are using D&D Fifth Edition to loosely create the basis for a story of an Earth ravaged by misdeeds both human and otherwise. Earth, post-apocalyptic due to human error and natural shifts in solar bodies, tries to recover and in the process, new people arise and discover that an Octopolar Earth offers something ancient and new: magic.

We are excited to awkwardly welcome you to our trial and error exploration of livestreams, podcasts, and D&D shenanigans. Please bear with us, your hosts, as we grow with our audience. If you happen to stumble across this in the distant future please let us know how we are doing in the present!

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Rescue Rangers

Wed, 01 Jun 2022 05:00:00 -0400

Seeking Tanzanite, Asher and Trixie and flew, literally, to catch-up on the trail. Utilizing intelligence from Grand, of Grand's Brands, they have determined a rough location from which to start their search. Join the awkward beginnings and, hopefully, interesting tales of Trixie, Asher, and Tanzanite.

Setting: We are using D&D Fifth Edition to loosely create the basis for a story of an Earth ravaged by misdeeds both human and otherwise. Earth, post-apocalyptic due to human error and natural shifts in solar bodies, tries to recover and in the process, new people arise and discover that an Octopolar Earth offers something ancient and new: magic.

We are excited to awkwardly welcome you to our trial and error exploration of livestreams, podcasts, and D&D shenanigans. Please bear with us, your hosts, as we grow with our audience. If you happen to stumble across this in the distant future please let us know how we are doing in the present!

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When Poets Fly!

Wed, 25 May 2022 05:00:00 -0400

Wrapping up last ties, the trio goes in search of their friend Tanzanite. Luckily they also have a contract in this direction.Did you know that poets can fly? Silver boxes can ka-thunk too. Join the awkward beginnings and, hopefully, interesting tales of Trixie, Asher, and Tanzanite.

Setting: We are using D&D Fifth Edition to loosely create the basis for a story of an Earth ravaged by misdeeds both human and otherwise. Earth, post-apocalyptic due to human error and natural shifts in solar bodies, tries to recover and in the process, new people arise and discover that an Octopolar Earth offers something ancient and new: magic.

We are excited to awkwardly welcome you to our trial and error exploration of livestreams, podcasts, and D&D shenanigans. Please bear with us, your hosts, as we grow with our audience. If you happen to stumble across this in the distant future please let us know how we are doing in the present!

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Reinforcements

Wed, 18 May 2022 07:00:00 -0400

What are our young heroes going to do when the authorities arrive? Eager to see the people of Fisherton safely delivered to authorities, our heroes prepare for their journey while dealing with a few last details. Join the awkward beginnings and, hopefully, interesting tales of Trixie, Asher, and Tanzanite.

Setting: We are using D&D Fifth Edition to loosely create the basis for a story of an Earth ravaged by misdeeds both human and otherwise. Earth, post-apocalyptic due to human error and natural shifts in solar bodies, tries to recover and in the process, new people arise and discover that an Octopolar Earth offers something ancient and new: magic.

We are excited to awkwardly welcome you to our trial and error exploration of livestreams, podcasts, and D&D shenanigans. Please bear with us, your hosts, as we grow with our audience. If you happen to stumble across this in the distant future please let us know how we are doing in the present!

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Mid-Wife Crisis

Tue, 10 May 2022 23:59:00 -0400

Asher fixes a vehicle. Trixie moves the dead. Then former bandits, turned thug-guards, turned thug-bandits take the front approach. Three of four storytellers gather around the table and seek adventure. Join the awkward beginnings and, hopefully, interesting tales of Trixie, Asher, and Tanzanite.

Setting: We are using D&D Fifth Edition to loosely create the basis for a story of an Earth ravaged by misdeeds both human and otherwise. Earth, post-apocalyptic due to human error and natural shifts in solar bodies, tries to recover and in the process, new people arise and discover that an Octopolar Earth offers something ancient and new: magic.

We are excited to awkwardly welcome you to our trial and error exploration of livestreams, podcasts, and D&D shenanigans. Please bear with us, your hosts, as we grow with our audience. If you happen to stumble across this in the distant future please let us know how we are doing in the present!

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Heroics Reward

Wed, 04 May 2022 05:00:00 -0400

Three of four storytellers gather around the table and seek adventure. Asher and Trixie seek out missing friends.

Setting: We are using D&D Fifth Edition to loosely create the basis for a story of an Earth ravaged by misdeeds both human and otherwise. Earth, post-apocalyptic due to human error and natural shifts in solar bodies, tries to recover and in the process, new people arise and discover that an Octopolar Earth offers something ancient and new: magic.

We are excited to awkwardly welcome you to our trial and error exploration of livestreams, podcasts, and D&D shenanigans. Please bear with us, your hosts, as we grow with our audience. If you happen to stumble across this in the distant future please let us know how we are doing in the present!

Map Building Tools: (Free and Subscription Options)
Inkarnate: https://inkarnate.com/
Dungeon Fog:  https://www.dungeonfog.com/
Azgaar's Fantasy Map Generator: https://azgaar.github.io/Fantasy-Map-Generator/
Watabou Medieval Fantasy City Generator: https://watabou.itch.io/medieval-fantasy-city-generator

Pay Only: (No or Low Value Free Option)
Wonderdraft: https://www.wonderdraft.net/
Campaign Cartographer 3: https://www.profantasy.com/products/cc3.asp

Melodia Women's Chorus: https://melodiawomenschoirnyc.org/
Melodia’s spring concert offers a unique blend of early American, country and bluegrass, folk and pop songs we love. Highlights include Southern Harmony selections arranged by vocal ensemble Anonymous 4, rarely heard songs by African American composers Margaret Bonds and Florence B. Price, pop favorites by Dolly Parton and Carole King, with body percussion and more.

Sunday, May 22 at 3:00PM
Holy Apostles
Chelsea, 9th Ave @ W. 28th Street, NYC

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Guards, Begone!

Wed, 27 Apr 2022 04:00:00 -0400

Three of four storytellers gather around the table and seek adventure. Join the awkward beginnings and, hopefully, interesting tales of Trixie, Asher, and Tanzanite. In this episode the guards are handled - but not permanently.

Setting: We are using D&D Fifth Edition to loosely create the basis for a story of an Earth ravaged by misdeeds both human and otherwise. Earth, post-apocalyptic due to human error and natural shifts in solar bodies, tries to recover and in the process, new people arise and discover that an Octopolar Earth offers something ancient and new: magic.

We are excited to awkwardly welcome you to our trial and error exploration of livestreams, podcasts, and D&D shenanigans. Please bear with us, your hosts, as we grow with our audience. If you happen to stumble across this in the distant future please let us know how we are doing in the present!

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Defeating Poison (Excuse the Technical Woes)

Wed, 20 Apr 2022 05:00:00 -0400

Three of four storytellers gather around the table and seek adventure. Join the awkward beginnings and, hopefully, interesting tales of Trixie, Asher, and Tanzanite.

Setting: We are using D&D Fifth Edition to loosely create the basis for a story of an Earth ravaged by misdeeds both human and otherwise. Earth, post-apocalyptic due to human error and natural shifts in solar bodies, tries to recover and in the process, new people arise and discover that an Octopolar Earth offers something ancient and new: magic.

We are excited to awkwardly welcome you to our trial and error exploration of livestreams, podcasts, and D&D shenanigans. Please bear with us, your hosts, as we grow with our audience. If you happen to stumble across this in the distant future please let us know how we are doing in the present!

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We've Got Crabs

Tue, 12 Apr 2022 05:00:00 -0400

Three of four storytellers gather around the table and seek adventure. Join the awkward beginnings and, hopefully, interesting tales of Trixie, Asher, and Tanzanite.

Setting: We are using D&D Fifth Edition to loosely create the basis for a story of an Earth ravaged by misdeeds both human and otherwise. Earth, post-apocalyptic due to human error and natural shifts in solar bodies, tries to recover and in the process, new people arise and discover that an Octopolar Earth offers something ancient and new: magic.

We are excited to awkwardly welcome you to our trial and error exploration of livestreams, podcasts, and D&D shenanigans. Please bear with us, your hosts, as we grow with our audience. If you happen to stumble across this in the distant future please let us know how we are doing in the present!

Beginners on a budget links:
Basic Rules: https://dnd.wizards.com/what-is-dnd/b...
53SRD: https://www.5esrd.com/home/
D&D Beyond: https://www.dndbeyond.com/

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New Town, Who Dis? Part 2

Fri, 08 Apr 2022 09:38:38 -0400

Three of four storytellers gather around the table and seek adventure. Join the awkward beginnings and, hopefully, interesting tales of Trixie, Asher, and Tanzanite.

Setting: We are using D&D Fifth Edition to loosely create the basis for a story of an Earth ravaged by misdeeds both human and otherwise. Earth, post-apocalyptic due to human error and natural shifts in solar bodies, tries to recover and in the process, new people arise and discover that an Octopolar Earth offers something ancient and new: magic.

We are excited to awkwardly welcome you to our trial and error exploration of livestreams, podcasts, and D&D shenanigans. Please bear with us, your hosts, as we grow with our audience. If you happen to stumble across this in the distant future please let us know how we are doing in the present!

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New City, Who Dis?

Thu, 31 Mar 2022 12:43:42 -0400

Three of four storytellers gather around the table and seek adventure. Join the awkward beginnings and, hopefully, interesting tales of Trixie, Asher, and Tanzanite.

Setting: We are using D&D Fifth Edition to loosely create the basis for a story of an Earth ravaged by misdeeds both human and otherwise. Earth, post-apocalyptic due to human error and natural shifts in solar bodies, tries to recover and in the process, new people arise and discover that an Octopolar Earth offers something ancient and new: magic.

We are excited to awkwardly welcome you to our trial and error exploration of livestreams, podcasts, and D&D shenanigans. Please bear with us, your hosts, as we grow with our audience. If you happen to stumble across this in the distant future please let us know how we are doing in the present!

Also look into: BroadwayBods “The Against Type Cabaret”
A theater company working to prove towards size-inclusive and body-diverse casting. Get tickets for "The Against Type Cabaret" on Saturday, March 19th, 8:00 pm at 165 West 86th Street. 

You can buy tickets for $20 on EventBrite.com. https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-against-type-cabaret-tickets-271659640297

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Walk in the Woods

Mon, 21 Mar 2022 15:40:18 -0400

Four storytellers gather around the table and send three adventurers on a mission. Join the awkward beginnings and, hopefully, interesting tales of Trixie, Asher, and Tanzanite.

Setting: We are using D&D Fifth Edition to loosely create the basis for a story of an Earth ravaged by misdeeds both human and otherwise. Earth, post-apocalyptic due to human error and natural shifts in solar bodies, tries to recover and in the process, new people arise and discover that an Octopolar Earth offers something ancient and new: magic.

We are excited to awkwardly welcome you to our trial and error exploration of livestreams, podcasts, and D&D shenanigans. Please bear with us, your hosts, as we grow with our audience. If you happen to stumble across this in the distant future please let us know how we are doing in the present!

Check out: The Stonewall Chorale
Exceptional music where money raised enables them to offer scholarships to singers who wish to make music underwrites the cost of performing with exceptional guest musicians.

Tickets: https://www.stonewallchorale.org/buy-...
Support: https://www.stonewallchorale.org/support

Also look into: BroadwayBods “The Against Type Cabaret”
A theater company working to prove towards size-inclusive and body-diverse casting. Get tickets for "The Against Type Cabaret" on Saturday, March 19th, 8:00 pm at 165 West 86th Street.

You can buy tickets for $20 on EventBrite.com. https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-agai...

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Do Not Feed the Dragon

Sun, 13 Mar 2022 15:25:09 -0400

Four storytellers gather around the table and send three adventurers on a mission. Join the awkward beginnings and, hopefully, interesting tales of Trixie, Asher, and Tanzanite.

Setting: We are using D&D Fifth Edition to loosely create the basis for a story of an Earth ravaged by misdeeds both human and otherwise. Earth, post-apocalyptic due to human error and natural shifts in solar bodies, tries to recover and in the process, new people arise and discover that an Octopolar Earth offers something ancient and new: magic.

We are excited to awkwardly welcome you to our trial and error exploration of livestreams, podcasts, and D&D shenanigans. Please bear with us, your hosts, as we grow with our audience. If you happen to stumble across this in the distant future please let us know how we are doing in the present!

Check out: The Stonewall Chorale
Exceptional music where money raised enables them to offer scholarships to singers who wish to make music underwrites the cost of performing with exceptional guest musicians.

Tickets: https://www.stonewallchorale.org/buy-tickets
Support: https://www.stonewallchorale.org/support

We also support: Broadway Bods!
A theater company working to prove towards size-inclusive and body-diverse casting. Get tickets for "The Against Type Cabaret" on Saturday, March 19th, at 8:00 pm at 165 West 86th Street. 

You can buy tickets for $20 on EventBrite.com. https://www.eventbrite.com/e/the-against-type-cabaret-tickets-271659640297

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Sneaky Sneaky

Sun, 06 Mar 2022 05:00:00 -0500

Four storytellers gather around the table and send three adventurers on a mission. Join the awkward beginnings and, hopefully, interesting tales of Trixie, Asher, and Tanzanite.

Today Asher and Trixie team up to sneak into the city of their birth, find a diamond, and discover something a little bigger....

Setting: We are using D&D Fifth Edition to loosely create the basis for a story of an Earth ravaged by misdeeds both human and otherwise. Earth, post-apocalyptic due to human error and natural shifts in solar bodies, tries to recover and in the process, new people arise and discover that an Octopolar Earth offers something ancient and new: magic.

We are excited to awkwardly welcome you to our trial and error exploration of livestreams, podcasts, and D&D shenanigans. Please bear with us, your hosts, as we grow with our audience. If you happen to stumble across this in the distant future please let us know how we are doing in the present!

Check out: The Stonewall Chorale
Exceptional music where money raised enables them to offer scholarships to singers who wish to make music underwrites the cost of performing with exceptional guest musicians.

Tickets: https://www.stonewallchorale.org/buy-...
Support: https://www.stonewallchorale.org/support

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We Begin

Sun, 27 Feb 2022 16:59:03 -0500

Four storytellers gather around the table and send three adventurers on a mission. Join the awkward beginnings and, hopefully, interesting tales of Trixie, Asher, and Tanzanite.

Setting: We are using D&D Fifth Edition to loosely create the basis for a story of an Earth ravaged by misdeeds both human and otherwise. Earth, post-apocalyptic due to human error and natural shifts in solar bodies, tries to recover and in the process, new people arise and discover that an Octopolar Earth offers something ancient and new: magic.

We are excited to awkwardly welcome you to our trial and error exploration of livestreams, podcasts, and D&D shenanigans. Please bear with us, your hosts, as we grow with our audience. If you happen to stumble across this in the distant future please let us know how we are doing in the present!

Check out: The Stonewall Chorale
Exceptional music where money raised enables them to offer scholarships to singers who wish to make music underwrites the cost of performing with exceptional guest musicians.

Tickets: https://www.stonewallchorale.org/buy-tickets
Support: https://www.stonewallchorale.org/support

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