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Kepler's Ark


7 episodes


Synopsis:

Follow the saga of the ISS Life Preserver and it's brilliant crew of space-faring weirdos, as they embark on a mission to terraform and populate new worlds. Their mission, however, is thrown off course when someone starts toying with the ship's genetic material, creating 36 new, unique, and often intelligent species. What begins as a routine mission with the most qualified crew in the universe, transforms into a jungle of beautiful oddities, bizarre behavior, cosmic anomalies, and caterpillar assassination plots in this sci-fi comedy created by Ben Holbrook and directed by Andrew Scoville.


Language: English

Format: Audio Drama

Continuity: Serial

Writing: Scripted

Voices: Full cast

Narrator: Third Person

Genres: Comedy, Science fiction

Framing device: None

Soundscape: Sound effects & music

Completion status: Finished

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Episodes:

6. Dimensional Descent (Part 2)

Wed, 27 Oct 2021 17:03:33 GMT

So they're doomed, right? There's no way they can make it out of this alive. Time is splitting, the ship is stretching, reality is warping, and Poppy and Stanza are bonding?? Yeah, this is definitely the end. 

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5. Dimensional Descent (Part 1)

Tue, 19 Oct 2021 16:56:02 GMT

Oh, is that how Astral Veins work? I've been waiting to hear more about them, but now I can't stop thinking about the sociological questions! Does the Earth own the Moon? Is Sweet Baby Deez a knock off of Nasty Brody?? The implications are heavy. Also, WHAT THE DEUSSICAL IS GOING ON?!?!

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4. Butterbeeeees!!

Mon, 11 Oct 2021 18:35:56 GMT

Wow, Green is right, their attempts to murder those larvaepillars has become super volatile! Are they really THAT ugly? And can Joo Lee-In survive their attempts? Also, I researched Lozen, now she's MY new hero! Thanks for the heads up, Stanza!

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3. Floral Fundamentalism

Wed, 06 Oct 2021 20:05:00 GMT

I like plants just as much as anybody else, but this is just ridiculous! Also, wow, Joo Lee-In, that was really cold blooded. This crew really should have a regular yoga practice. 

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2. Osiris

Wed, 06 Oct 2021 18:05:13 GMT

Wait, I'm just starting to like Green! He can't get eaten this early on, can he?? And can this crew really pull off a super secret, strong-armed, crazy, psycho rescue mission? I have my doubts.  

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1. Biological Breakout!!

Wed, 06 Oct 2021 16:48:25 GMT

Wow, so this is really how it really started? You mean to tell me that these were the most qualified scientists available? Just listen to how they bicker and where's the captain?! I have bad feeling about all of this. 

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0. Preview

Wed, 06 Oct 2021 08:25:59 GMT

So what is this show all about? Join the crew of the I.S.S. Life Preserver for a brand new cosmic adventure! Brought to you by the weirdos at Full Metal Workshop.

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