Critically Chaotic
32 episodes
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Creator: Critically Chaotic
Full cast Fantasy Longform Audio RPG
Synopsis:
Six adventurers get pulled together into an adventure with mystery and intrigue in this Actual Play Dungeons & Dragons podcast.
Format: Audio RPG
RPG system: Dungeons & Dragons
Continuity: Longform
Writing: Improvised
Voices: Full cast
Genres: Fantasy
Maturity: Mature
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Episode 32: How Do We Fake A Death?
Mon, 19 Sep 2022 21:00:00 GMT
The Vox has found Leif, and they have many questions about what exactly was going on to warrant such a wild goose chase. The group catch up with Leif and find out who this woman is that he’s been staying with. The group figures out a plan, Leif catches up with family, and Vae betrays some trust.
Note: Due to real-life obligations, Queen, Mogan’s player, could not attend this session and will not be present in this episode. Don’t worry, he’s (probably) not getting up to any trouble on his own.
Content warning for profanity, discussions of death rites, discussions of child abuse, and mentions of arson.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4berrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Ep.31 - FATE: Just Go Around Back
Wed, 24 Aug 2022 02:00:00 GMT
After receiving an S.O.S. from their friend Leif, calling them out to the town of Mugas for rescue, the Vox immediately hit the road to get there as quickly as possible. Along the way, Vae does some introspection, and attempts to make an underhanded deal. Upon arriving, the Vox discover a seemingly peaceful cottage where Leif is seemingly being held. Will the team be able to find the secrets, and their friend, inside? In this episode, Petal leads the way, Kareus struggles with his fears, and Vae treads dangerous waters.
Note: Due to real-life obligations, Queen, Mogan’s player, could not attend this session and will not be present in this episode. Don’t worry, he’s (probably) not getting up to any trouble on his own.
Content warning for profanity, unreality, tension, and kidnapping.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4berrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Ep. 30 - FATE: Trapped in the Corner
Mon, 01 Aug 2022 22:00:00 GMT
The Vox continue their vacation in Wingston, spending time with one another and planning their next moves. Before they get too far into their plans, they recieve a concerning letter. In this episode, Kareus recovers from his nightmare, Snow invites Mitra to stick around, and Leif sends a cry for help.
Note: Due to real life obligations, both Queen (Mogan’s player) and Selah (Leif’s player) could not attend this session, and will not be present for today’s episode. Don’t worry, they’re (probably) not getting up to any trouble on their own.
Content warning for profanity, and sexual content.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4berrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Ep. 29 - FATE: Parties and Pranks!
Tue, 19 Jul 2022 03:00:00 GMT
Relaxation is in store for the Vox today. Jerome and Vae test out their newly rebuilt friendship, which unfortunately leads to another misunderstanding, before a party is put underway for everyone to have a good time. In this episode, a prank goes wrong, a party rages, and Kareus has some unpleasant memories.
Note: Due to real life obligations, both Queen (Mogan’s player) and Selah (Leif’s player) could not attend this session, and will not be present for today’s episode. Don’t worry, they’re (probably) not getting up to any trouble on their own.
Content warning for profanity, panic attacks, blood, nightmares, fire, and unreality.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4berrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Ep.28 - FATE: Vae's Confession
Mon, 20 Jun 2022 19:00:00 GMT
It’s time for the Vox to finally tackle some of their issues. After Snow comes home from her outing with Mitra, Vae gathers the Vox together to bring some truths to light. Then it’s finally time for Jerome and Vae to have a talk. In this episode, Jerome and Vae agree on a “professional relationship”, and the Vox learns the truth of the golden mask.
Note: Due to real life obligations, both Queen (Mogan’s player) and Selah (Leif’s player) could not attend this session, and will not be present for today’s episode. Don’t worry, they’re (probably) not getting up to any trouble on their own.
Content warning for profanity.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
Follow us on Instagram @criticallychaoticpodcast
Follow us on TikTok
DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Ep.27 - FATE: The Vox Gets to Rest
Mon, 23 May 2022 20:00:00 GMT
After finally bringing Vae home, the Vox spend some time just recovering and enjoying one another’s company. New bonds are formed and friendships are reaffirmed, and a certain couple goes official. In this episode, Vae and Valen have some good nerd talk time, Snow and Mitra go out to experience Wingston’s religious scene, and Jerome learns what it means to be a friend.
Note: Due to real life obligations, both Queen (Mogan’s player) and Selah (Leif’s player) could not attend this session, and will not be present for today’s episode. Don’t worry, they’re (probably) not getting up to any trouble on their own.
Content warning for profanity and implied past emotional and physical abuse.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
Follow us on Instagram @criticallychaoticpodcast
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Mon, 09 May 2022 19:00:00 GMT
The party has finally reached the end of the line in the cultists’ hideout. The deeper they go, the more dangers they discover. And unfortunately for them, the creatures they must face in order to rescue their friend are what nightmares are made of. In this episode, Mogan faces his fears, Vae tries to run, and Snow and Jerome have a heart to heart.
Note: Due to real life obligations, Selah, Leif’s player, could not attend this session, and will not be present for today’s episode. Don’t worry, they’re (probably) not getting up to any trouble on their own.
Content warning for profanity, violence, blood, emotional distress, tense situations, unreality, and peril.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Ep.25 - FATE: Vae’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (Part Four)
Mon, 25 Apr 2022 19:00:00 GMT
Our party’s adventure through the Mask Cultist hideout continues in this episode. As they venture deeper into the depths in the search for their lost party member, they will face threats both human and supernatural. In this episode, Kareus’s strength leaves him, Ele and Snow reunite, and Mask’s monsters come out to play.
Note: Due to real life obligations, Selah, Leif’s player, could not attend this session, and will not be present for today’s episode. Don’t worry, they’re (probably) not getting up to any trouble on their own.
Content warning for profanity, violence, blood, emotional distress, animal harm, nonexplicit descriptions of animal cruelty, tense situations, and peril.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
Follow us on Instagram @criticallychaoticpodcast
Follow us on TikTok
DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Ep.24 - FATE: Vae’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (Part Three)
Mon, 11 Apr 2022 19:00:00 GMT
Although the Vox mobilized to come to Vae’s aid, they quickly find themselves neck-deep in danger, fighting the cultists that have taken Vae captive. With tensions still running high in the group and both Vae and Leif out of reach, the outcome of this battle is uncertain. And, unfortunately, the outcome of this battle could also be the difference between life and death for poor Vae.
Note: Due to real life obligations, Selah, Leif’s player, could not attend this session, and will not be present for today’s episode. Don’t worry, they’re (probably) not getting up to any trouble on their own.
Content warning for profanity, violence, blood, emotional distress, tense situations and peril.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
Follow us on Instagram @criticallychaoticpodcast
Follow us on TikTok
DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Ep.23 - FATE: Vae’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (Part Two)
Mon, 28 Mar 2022 19:00:00 GMT
Vae’s very bad day continues in this episode, as the whispers in her head come back to demand more. Before long Vae finds herself in very hot water indeed, with the rest of the party being none the wiser of her predicament. Can the remainder of the Vox find their friend before it’s too late?
Note: Due to real life obligations, Selah, Leif’s player, could not attend this session, and will not be present for today’s episode. Don’t worry, they’re (probably) not getting up to any trouble on their own.
Content warning for profanity, unreality, auditory horror, emotional distress, choking, violence, tense situations, and peril.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Ep.22 - FATE: Vae’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (Part One)
Mon, 14 Mar 2022 22:00:00 GMT
Still recovering from the events of the last few episodes, Vae spends this episode trying very hard to get some well-deserved rest. Unfortunately for her, her mysterious dreams and visions continue to worsen, starting to take a physical toll on her as the voices in her head demand some particularly unsettling tasks. In this episode, Snow recovers from her hangover, Kareus learns more about his buddy Terry, and Vae’s nightmare has only just begun.
Note: Due to real life obligations, both Queen (Mogan’s player) and Selah (Leif’s player) could not attend this session, and will not be present for today’s episode. Don’t worry, they’re (probably) not getting up to any trouble on their own.
Content warning for profanity, unreality, auditory horror, and emotional distress.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
Follow us on Instagram @criticallychaoticpodcast
Follow us on TikTok
DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Ep.21 - FATE: Snow Gets a Date
Mon, 28 Feb 2022 21:00:00 GMT
After the trip to visit the fae artifacts with Valen ended on a not-so-great note, Snow headed off to try and cool down at a nearby tavern. In this Snow-focused episode, we see Snow buy some gloves off a totally-not-sketchy salesman, get into a bar fight and, most importantly, meet a very pretty lady.
Note: Due to real life obligations, both Queen (Mogan’s player) and Selah (Leif’s player) could not attend this session, and will not be present for today’s episode. Don’t worry, they’re (probably) not getting up to any trouble on their own.
Content warning for profanity, violence, blood, mild sexual harassment, and alcohol.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
Follow us on Instagram @criticallychaoticpodcast
Follow us on TikTok
DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Mon, 14 Feb 2022 21:00:00 GMT
With the argument of the last episode on everyone’s minds, the Vox is left to pick up the pieces of what remains of their team. With Mogan leaving the group to cool off and Leif called away by a mysterious letter, only four members of the Vox Anima are left to figure things out. To make matters worse, the relative peace of the past few days has shattered. Vae’s nightmares are bleeding into reality, and no longer limiting their shadowy influence to just her resting hours. In this episode, Kareus and Jerome make some peace, Snow tries to find some answers, and Vae begins a series of unfortunate events.
Note: Due to real life obligations, both Queen (Mogan’s player) and Selah (Leif’s player) could not attend this session, and will not be present for today’s episode. Don’t worry, they’re (probably) not getting up to any trouble on their own.
Content warning for profanity, auditory horror, unreality, disturbing imagery and emotional distress.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
Follow us on Instagram @criticallychaoticpodcast
Follow us on TikTok
DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Ep.19 - FATE: Jerome's Confession
Mon, 31 Jan 2022 21:00:00 GMT
With errands completed and artifacts returned, the Vox settle down to work out some more…interpersonal conflicts. Kareus and Valen finally sit down and talk, and perhaps find some common ground. Unfortunately, the rest of the Vox aren’t so successful in their attempts at communication. In this episode, the brewing tensions between Jerome, Vae, and Snow finally boil over, and some ugly truths come to light.
Content warning for profanity, arguments, tense situations, and confrontation.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
Follow us on Instagram @criticallychaoticpodcast
Follow us on TikTok
DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Ep.18 - FATE: The Vox Goes Shopping
Mon, 17 Jan 2022 21:00:00 GMT
Mon, 10 Jan 2022 21:00:00 GMT
Ep.16 - FATE: Jerome Becomes a Father
Mon, 03 Jan 2022 20:00:00 GMT
When they finally reached the end of the Thistles hideout in the last episode, the Vox discovered an unpleasant surprise in the form of Vae’s old companion, Tamrain. Now faced with far more questions than they started with, the Vox interrogates another member of the Thistles, hoping to find some answers. That night, Vae also looks inward to find some solutions to her Tamrain-shaped problems. In this episode, Snow finds a mysterious necklace, Vae gets some advice, and Jerome discovers the joys of fatherhood.
Content warning for interrogations, intimidation, manipulation, and illness.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
Follow us on Instagram @criticallychaoticpodcast
Follow us on TikTok
DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Ep.15 - FATE: Thistles and Weeds
Mon, 20 Dec 2021 20:00:00 GMT
In this final installment of the Vox’s adventure within the Thistle’s hideout, our adventurers work to gather the last of the missing artifacts. Before they reach the finish line, though, there’s some mystery potions to drink, cats to be pet, and old friends to reunite with. In this episode, Jerome digs his own grave, Mogan gets a certain glow about him, and Vae comes face to face with her past.
Content warning for violence, blood, mild descriptions of gore, tense situations, illness, and manipulation.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
Follow us on Instagram @criticallychaoticpodcast
Follow us on TikTok
DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Ep.14 - FATE: Briars and Thorns
Mon, 13 Dec 2021 20:00:00 GMT
As the Vox’s adventure through the Thistle’s mysterious and dangerous hideout continues, tensions rise within the group. Mogan finds his way back to his team just in time to join in on a few stressful fights, both the physical and emotional kind. The Vox rush to get the last of the artifacts collected for Valen before the tension snaps. In this episode, Vae and Jerome take a fall, everyone copes poorly, and Jerome crosses a line.
Content warning for violence, blood, mild descriptions of gore, internal conflict, tense situations, violence against animals and animal death.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
Follow us on Instagram @criticallychaoticpodcast
Follow us on TikTok
DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Mon, 29 Nov 2021 20:00:00 GMT
Now officially neck deep in the Thistles hideout, the Vox has their first combat encounter since our first episode. Things get tense quick as they try to sneak their way through the dungeon and uncover the motivations of the thieves. To make matters worse, there’s also tensions rising within the Vox themselves…In this episode, Jerome puts on a new face, Vae finds another mask, and Snow discovers something new about herself.
Note: Due to real-life obligations, Queen, Mogan’s player, could not attend this session and will not be present in this episode. Don’t worry, he’s (probably) not getting up to any trouble on his own.
Content warning for violence, blood, mild descriptions of gore, internal conflict, and tense situations.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
Follow us on Instagram @criticallychaoticpodcast
Follow us on TikTok
DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Ep.12 - FATE: Kareus Says Goodbye
Mon, 22 Nov 2021 20:00:00 GMT
After their night at the museum, the Vox and Valen prepare for their newest mission of finding the bandit group, the Thistles. Vae, Kareus, and Leif spend the day gathering as much information as they can find about the group, and end up meeting a very opinionated bird. When they’re finally ready to hit the road, things are once again slowed by a long-awaited confrontation. In this episode, Snow learns how to play Solitaire, Vae’s visions and dreams continue to increase in intensity, and Kareus and Valen try to reckon with their past.
Note: Due to real-life obligations, Queen, Mogan’s player, could not attend this session and will not be present in this episode. Don’t worry, he’s (probably) not getting up to any trouble on his own.
Content warning for profanity, unreality, disturbing imagery, blood, auditory horror, and nonexplicit description of animal cruelty and death.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
Follow us on Instagram @criticallychaoticpodcast
Follow us on TikTok
DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Ep.11 - FATE: A Night at the Museum
Mon, 15 Nov 2021 20:00:00 GMT
With plans to head after the bandit group the Thistles the next day, the Vox settles in for the night in Wingston. While the two tieflings head back to the guild to rest and recuperate after the stress of the day, Vae, Snow, and Jerome stay the night at the museum. Although Snow and Jerome have a fairly uneventful night, Vae sees some disturbing visions… In this episode, Jerome does some breaking and entering, Kareus opens up about his past, and Vae learns what nightmares are like.
Note: Due to real-life obligations, Queen, Mogan’s player, could not attend this session and will not be present in this episode. Don’t worry, he’s (probably) not getting up to any trouble on his own.
Content warning for profanity, unreality, mild gore, disturbing imagery, and auditory horror.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
Follow us on Instagram @criticallychaoticpodcast
Follow us on TikTok
DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Ep.10 - FATE: The Vox Torments The Curator
Mon, 08 Nov 2021 18:00:00 GMT
After completing their mission in the temple of Ishtishia, the Vox Anima now makes their way to Wingston to meet with the curator who hired them. Unfortunately for them (and for him) it turns out that the curator isn’t a stranger at all to one member of the group, and things get very awkward, very fast. In this episode, Snow and Jerome let their suspicions get the best of them, the Vox gets another job offer, and Kareus reunites with a… friend?
Content warning for profanity.
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Tue, 02 Nov 2021 00:00:00 GMT
The Vox Anima find themselves exploring a strange temple filled with mysteries, traps, and probably not necessary blood sacrifices. Together, the team must work together to solve puzzles and recover the artifacts they were sent to find. In this episode, Mogan does a trust exercise, Jerome puts on his charm, the team meets some ghosts, and Vae makes a mistake.
Content warning for profanity, unreality, blood, and auditory horror.
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Ep.8 - FATE: Leif Makes a New Friend (...Sort Of)
Mon, 25 Oct 2021 19:00:00 GMT
Now reunited, the Vox Anima decides their next course of action. Our team decides to head out to investigate the strange temple they’ve heard so much about and afterwards recover the artifacts for their new job. Before they even make it to that temple though, they receive a threatening note, summon some furry friends, and have some serious conversations. In this episode, Jerome adjusts to his newfound magic, Leif tries desperately to bond with his new familiar, and the Vox finds a mysterious abandoned town.
Content warning for profanity, brief unreality, and mild gore.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Ep.7 - FATE: Impersonations and a Reunion
Mon, 18 Oct 2021 19:00:00 GMT
Once again, the Vox finds themselves back in Wellspring, and looking for a new adventure. Before they make any decisions about where to head next though, they have a few errands to run… and some chaos to cause. In this episode, Jerome learns some new skills, Leif goes on the ride of a lifetime, Snow misses some crucial context, and Mogan finally comes home.
Content warning for profanity.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
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Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Ep.6 - FATE: Mogan Fights the Sun
Mon, 11 Oct 2021 17:00:00 GMT
When our favorite dark and mysterious half-orc wandered off a few episodes ago, nobody was quite sure what happened to him. In this special episode of Critically Chaotic, we take a quick glance back into the past to see just what trouble Mogan got into while on his own. In this episode, Xaan takes Queen and Mogan on a one-shot adventure, which includes a mysterious halfing, traps, and revelations.
Content warning for profanity, violence, fire, unreality, emotional distress, and tense situations.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Mon, 04 Oct 2021 19:00:00 GMT
After discovering that the peaceful orc family they met in the last episode was hiding a dark secret, the Vox have to find a way to rescue their charge without getting themselves or anyone else killed. But is this situation as black-and-white as it appears? In this episode, Leif makes a dangerous mistake, Kareus takes a fall, and Vae makes a new friend.
Note: Due to real-life obligations, Queen, Mogan’s player, could not attend this session and will not be present in this episode. Don’t worry, he’s (probably) not getting up to any trouble on his own.
Content warning for profanity, tense situations, and discussions of violence.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Mon, 27 Sep 2021 19:00:00 GMT
Now official members of the Mercenary’s guild, the Vox Anima chooses their first job as a certified party. Their newest adventure is your traditional damsel-in-distress situation: a beautiful maiden, kidnapped by trolls! But when they arrive at the Quall plains, all our heroes find is a seemingly peaceful orc family and a lot of questions. In this episode, Jerome experiences some consequences, Kareus and Leif learn how to gamble, and Snow gets a bad feeling.
Note: Due to real-life obligations, Queen, Mogan’s player, could not attend this session and will not be present in this episode. Don’t worry, he’s (probably) not getting up to any trouble on his own.
Content warning for profanity, gambling, tense situations, illness, and discussion of animal violence.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
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Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Mon, 20 Sep 2021 17:00:00 GMT
After finally making it safely to Wellspring, our haggard adventurers at last get a chance to kick back and relax, as well as make a decision about whether or not they will become an official party within the Mercenary Guild. In this episode, Vae suggests a game, Jerome enjoys some questionable scones, Leif is haunted by their past, and the group chooses a name.
Note: Due to real-life obligations, Queen, Mogan’s player, could not attend this session and will not be present in this episode. Don’t worry, he’s (probably) not getting up to any trouble on his own.
Content warning for profanity and alcohol.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Ep.1 - FATE: A Fiery Beginning
Fri, 10 Sep 2021 16:00:00 GMT
In this pilot episode of Critically Chaotic, six unlikely heroes meet on one seemingly run-of-the-mill job. Unfortunately for them, fate had other plans in mind. Join our chaotic heroes on their adventure as they deal with ambushes, forest fires, kidnappings, and the complete obliteration of a bandit or two.
Content warning for profanity, mild violence, fire, and peril.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)
Ep.2 - FATE: Mogan Finds a Worm
Fri, 10 Sep 2021 16:00:00 GMT
After the local big, dark, and brooding half-orc Mogan went missing while escaping the forest fire, our heroes must double back to find their charming friend. In this episode, Vae and Snow conduct an interrogation, Mogan finds an interesting painting and a nest, and Mr. Falls makes a tempting offer.
Content warning for profanity, manipulation, and fire.
You may find the transcription for this episode here.
Please visit our website for more information on the podcast.
Follow us on Twitter @critchaoticpod
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DM is Xaan who can be found @xaandiir on all platforms.
Vae is played by Alex.
Snow is played by Bean, AKA Alexa, who is @alexandra_jaden on Twitter.
Kareus is played by Kian who can be found @lostfanboy on most platforms.
Jerome is played by Lady.
Mogan is played by Queen.
Leif is played by Selah who can be found @_str4wberrymilk on Twitter.
Theme song is Melody by Emorie.
Cover art is made by Anum Ranjhaa (@anumranjhaa)