Nothingstar Academy
21 episodes
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Creator: Ryan Brady
Full cast Comedy Serial Audio Drama
Synopsis:
Nothingstar Academy is the premier school for the violent wandering adventurer and as such this show is the premier twice monthly Nothingstar news program run by me, Saratoga Random Dent Jones. I am the editor of the school newspaper, The Daily Vagabond, and on this show I will document the goings on here at the school including all house updates, feasts, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping an extra special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the entire world.
Format: Audio Drama
Continuity: Serial
Writing: Scripted
Voices: Full cast
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy
Framing device: Communications
Completion status: Partial
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Episodes:
201 - The Jailbreak of Dalwhinnie Whistlepig
Thu, 15 Sep 2022 09:13:24 GMT
Dear journal. It’s me. Ya boi. Saratoga Random Dent Jones. As this very chill summer comes to a close I figured I would check back in.
Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.
Nothingstar Season One Round Table
Wed, 01 Jun 2022 21:13:42 GMT
Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.
More behind the scenes and DnD One Shots based on the Nothingstar Universe coming this summer!
118 - The Battle of Nothingstar
Sun, 15 May 2022 09:00:15 GMT
Will Nothingstar be able to withstand the oncoming onslaught of The Dark Council? Does Toga have main character energy? Does every one of Judas Cradle's farts contain an entire nugget of Poopy?
We shall see on the Season One Finale of Nothingstar Academy!
Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.
Credits:
Saratoga Random Dent Jones/Genimax/Nistion/Vehemas/Mannix/Duncan: Ryan Brady
Xan the Beholder/Grigory Brents: Marc Gibson
Onyx Surge/Kel the Loxodon: Chad Tower
Phineas Whistlepig/Oslo Santiago/Deadeye Crawford/Gax: Adam Carner
Zander Thundersnake/Gio: Justin Hagen
Spencer Thundersnake/Zo/Shen/Korter: Spencer Hagen
Apto Flintclaw/King of the Dust Bunnies: JR Vergati
Judas Cradle: Jarrett Cacace
Lady Shay/Helja Blackwater: Sam Neri
Gilcrest Stankbagel: Ryan Gentner
Thank you to everyone who listened to the first season of this show. That was really neat of you.
Sun, 01 May 2022 09:00:28 GMT
We must learn about the Dark Council right now, very quickly, and for no particular reason.
Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.
Credits:
Saratoga Jones: Ryan Brady
Onyx Surge: Chad Tower
Oslo Santiago: Adam Carner
Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen
Apto Flintclaw: JR Vergati
Arthur Stratton: HBO BOI James
116 - What Happens on Venus Stays on Venus Because You Melt with Naemar Silentgift
Fri, 15 Apr 2022 09:00:00 GMT
Toga gets invited to a party on the planet Venus by Naemar Silentgift and the whole Sloth House clan for no purpose other than to drink blended up rodents - he's sure of it.
Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.
Credits:
Saratoga Jones: Ryan Brady
Naemar / Harper Silentgift: Dylan Cyr
Oslo Santiago: Adam Carner
Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen
Apto Flintclaw: JR Vergati
Fri, 01 Apr 2022 09:00:00 GMT
Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to steal the Nothingstar. Part 2!
Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.
Stay all the way to the end for a post credit scene cause we marvel now.
Credits:
Phineas Whistlepig/PSE/Rot Troll: Adam Carner
Saratoga Jones/Blep/Tank Murderfist: Ryan Brady
Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen
Gilcrest Stankbagel: Ryan Gentner
Apto Flintclaw/Dust Bunny King: JR Vergati
Dr. Blitz Haversack/Grigory: Marc Gibson
Spencer Thundersnake/Korter: Spencer Hagen
Ralph the Bridge Troll: Elliot Smith
Twister: Chad Tower
The Queen of Dust: Sam Neri
Tue, 15 Mar 2022 09:00:00 GMT
Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to steal the Nothingstar.
Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.
Credits:
- Phineas Whistlepig/PSE: Adam Carner
- Arthur Stratton: HBO BOI JAMES
- Saratoga Jones/Blep/Tank Murderfist: Ryan Brady
- Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen
- Gilcrest Stankbagel: Ryan Gentner
- Apto Flintclaw: JR Vergati
- Dr. Blitz Haversack: Marc Gibson
- Spencer Thundersnake: Spencer Hagen
- Ralph the Bridge Troll: Elliot Smith
- Twister: Chad Tower
113 - Liar's Dice with Magnus Peppercorn
Tue, 01 Mar 2022 10:00:00 GMT
Toga ventures to the Ghost Underground to accept a challenge from Magnus Peppercorn to decide the Nothingstar Liar's Dice Championship.
Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.
Credits:
Saratoga Jones: Ryan Brady
Magnus Peppercorn/Grigory Brents: Marc Gibson
Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen
Apto Flintclaw: JR Vergati
112 - The Rise of Oslo Santiago
Tue, 15 Feb 2022 10:00:00 GMT
The Sloth House has successfully brought in a ringer, Oslo Santiago, and Nothingstar will never be the same.
Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.
Credits:
Saratoga Jones: Ryan Brady
Oslo Santiago: Adam Carner
Grigory Brents: Marc Gibson
Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen
Apto Flintclaw: JR Vergati
Dakota Montreal: Kristen Nuccini
Naemar Silentgift: Dylan Cyr
111 - Nothingstar Torture Expert Judas Cradle
Tue, 01 Feb 2022 10:00:00 GMT
Toga can't stop singing and while trying to find a solution slash save everyone's ear drums he gets a juicy one on one with Judas Cradle, Nothingstar Lead Torturer, Vice Principal, & The Warden at the Long Island Sound Retirement Home slash High Security Prison.
Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.
Credits:
Saratoga Jones: Ryan Brady
Grigory Brents: Marc Gibson
Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen
Judas Cradle: Jarrett Cacace
110 - The Deli Slash Pidgeon Postal Delivery Service
Sat, 15 Jan 2022 10:00:00 GMT
Tuba has a wayward visit to the Nothingstar Nurses office which goes just as you'd expect and then he is treated to some bomb salami at the Nothingstar Deli Slash Pidgeon Postal Delivery Service as he interview it's proprietors, Giovanni and Lorenzo Giant-Rat.
Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.
Credits:
Headmaster Phineas Whistlepig/Pondra: Adam Carner
Tuba: Ryan Brady
Zander Thundersnake/Leral/Giovanni Giant-Rat: Justin Hagen
Lorenzo Giant-Rat: Spencer Hagen
109 - The Misery of Painting with Blep
Sat, 01 Jan 2022 10:00:00 GMT
The Headmaster raps off the dome while Blep and his translator Vehemas wax poetic about their lives in hiding.
Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.
Credits:
Headmaster Phineas Whistlepig: Adam Carner
Saratoga/Blep/Vehemas: Ryan Brady
Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen
108 - A Day with Grigory Brents
Wed, 15 Dec 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Post Cube-splosion Toga follows the recently spat out of a suitcase Nothingstar Sanitation Director, Grigory Brents, for a day on the job as the local wise janitor.
Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.
Credits:
Grigory Brents: Marc Gibson
Saratoga/Vehemas: Ryan Brady
Phineas Whistlepig: Adam Carner
Gilcrest Stankbagel: Ryan Gentner
Korter Shadowhold/Spencer Thundersnake: Spencer Hagen
Apto Flintclaw/King of the Dust Bunnies: JR Vergati
Judas Cradle: Jarrett Cacace
Ralph the Bridge Troll: Elliot Smith
Written by Ryan Brady, Marc Gibson, Justin Hagen, & JR Vergati
107 - Baby Ninja Turtles and Where to Find Them
Wed, 01 Dec 2021 10:00:00 GMT
The mystery of what is in Onyx Surge's briefcase has been solved and it is gross.
Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.
Credits:
Gilcrest Stankbagel: Ryan Gentner
Saratoga: Ryan Brady
Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen
106 - Dr. Jonathan Shytlieb the Normie Liaison
Mon, 15 Nov 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Wherein Toga tries to hide Onyx Surge's suitcase and wanders into a room he definitely shouldn't be in and then interviews Nothingstars local Normie Liaison and guidance counselor, Dr. Jonathan Shytlieb.
Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.
Credits:
Dr. Jonathan Shytlieb: HBO BOI JAMES
Onyx Surge: Chad Tower
Saratoga: Ryan Brady
Apto Flintclaw: JR Vergati
Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen
105 - Is Onyx Surge the Bad Guy?
Mon, 01 Nov 2021 09:00:00 GMT
Wherein we take a deep dive into who Onyx Surge really is to find out if the briefcase he gave us is going to kill us or not.
Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, Dragonball, Liars Dice, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the world.
Credits:
Onyx Surge: Chad Tower
Saratoga: Ryan Brady
Apto Flintclaw: JR Vergati
Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen
104 - The BAD BOI of Nothingstar with Spencer Thundersnake
Fri, 15 Oct 2021 09:00:00 GMT
Toga gets purposefully captured by an evil painting to hide from Vehemas and then talks to Nothingstars local BAD BOI and heir apparent to the Thundersnake throne, Spencer Thundersnake.
Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, sporting events, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the school and the world.
Credits:
Saratoga, Mannix McSweeney, Blep, & Vehemas: Ryan Brady
Apto Flintclaw: JR Vergati
Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen
Spencer Thundersnake: Spencer Hagen
103 - Prophecy Progress with Zander Thundersnake
Fri, 01 Oct 2021 09:00:00 GMT
Toga fights the King of the Leprechauns and then talks to Zander Thundersnake about how all the prophetic children seem to be dropping like flies... Regular flies... Not the gigantic Dragon ones.
Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, sporting events, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the school and the world.
Credits:
Saratoga, Mannix McSweeney, & Vehemas: Ryan Brady
Apto Flintclaw: JR Vergati
Zander Thundersnake: Justin Hagen
Written by Ryan Brady & Justin Hagen
102 - Dragonball: A Sport for Murderous Vagrants
Wed, 15 Sep 2021 09:00:00 GMT
Apto Flintclaw, a gigantic bipedal lion, drops by to inform Toga and through him the world on what Dragonball is and why Dragon Tamers are useless scumbags.
Nothingstar is a bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, sporting events, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the school and the world.
Credits:
Saratoga: Ryan Brady
Apto Flintclaw: JR Vergati
Headmaster Phineas Whistlepig: Adam Carner
Produced by Ryan Brady
Wed, 01 Sep 2021 15:12:53 GMT
The editor of The Daily Vagabond and Nothingstar's premiere journalist, Saratoga Jones, welcomes you to the first episode of the show.
A bi-monthly news program documenting the goings on at the school including all feasts, rituals, sporting events, prophecy progress, and of course keeping a very special eye on the evil forces slowly but surely taking over the school and the world.
Credits:
Saratoga: Ryan Brady
Headmaster Phineas Whistlepig: Adam Carner
Produced by Ryan Brady
Tue, 22 Jun 2021 18:33:53 GMT
Hello – I’m Ryan Brady and this is a trailer for Nothingstar Academy, a podcast that will be premiering on September 1st, 2021, with new episodes on the 1st and 15th of the month after that.
If you want, you can Follow @NothingstarPod on Twitter for updates and also, I host another show called The HBO BOIZ where my pals recap and review television and movies that aren’t just on HBO, which I get is confusing, but nonetheless it's the best.
See you in September.