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Tipples N Taverns



Full cast Fantasy Longform Audio RPG


Synopsis:

Tipples N Taverns is a fantasy role-playing game similar to Dungeons & Dragons, with simplified rules for the intoxicated. Our cast plays a team of adventurers who have returned from an epic and lucrative quest and are getting shit-faced at the local tavern. As they finish the final round they can afford, they’ll go on literally any quest to keep the party rolling. Quests are created from a verb and noun combination drawn at random by a Game Master, whose role rotates each quest. The quests are unknown the players. Join us for another night of drinking and dragons on Tipples N Taverns.


Format: Audio RPG

RPG system: Homebrew

Continuity: Longform

Voices: Cast

Genres: Fantasy

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Episodes:

Ep. 18: Groove Ritual

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 07:09:47 GMT

Join the boys at the Money Barn where they must perform a beard-ritual high up in an unstable tower. It is by far our bloodiest episode. 

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This episode contains Profanity and Violence.

Hermet, the conjoined heckboy warlock, is Heather Hamley (

Hismet, heckboy warlock conjoined to Hermet, is Andy Hatz ()

Serpere Ignispiritus is Z.B. Wagman - (tonight's Tavern Master)

Snoogie McNoogins, the rock-gnome bard, is Ryan Sprinkle (tipplesntaverns

Tanwin Billowbottom, the druid forest-gnome, Robert Eversmann (pluto_house_)

Intro Music: "Tavern Brawl" by Royalty Free Celtic Music.

Outro Music: "Dude Where's My Horse" by Nat Keefe and the Bow Ties.

Tavern Music: "Medieval Tavern” by Quadraslayer.

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Ep. 17: "Fry Cowboy"

Sat, 20 Aug 2022 00:00:17 GMT

Join the boys at the Money Barn where they truly betray a perfectly good mechanical bull.

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This episode contains Profanity and Violence.


Big Charlie, the wizard goth-elf (rapper), is Phoenix (lele.phoenix)

Hillary Ruff, the dwarf rogue, is Mickey Collins (deepoverstock)

Serpere Ignispiritus is Z.B. Wagman

Snoogie McNoogins, the rock-gnome bard, is Ryan Sprinkle (tipplesntaverns) - (tonight's Tavern Master)

Tanwin Billowbottom, the druid forest-gnome, Robert Eversmann (pluto_house_)


Intro Music: "Tavern Brawl" by Royalty Free Celtic Music.

Outro Music: "Dude Where's My Horse" by Nat Keefe and the Bow Ties.

Tavern Music: "Medieval Tavern” by Quadraslayer.

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Ep. 16: Wreck Secrets

Sat, 06 Aug 2022 00:00:22 GMT

Join at the Ice Queen and the Iron Monger Tavern as they try to reunite two opposite sisters!

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This episode contains Profanity and Violence.


Bark Simpson is Mickey Collins (deepoverstock)

Dr. Foz is Ryan Sprinkle (tipplesntaverns)

Ginger Baker is Robert Eversmann (pluto_house_)

Lip Shtick is Simon Lang 

Rimplebottom the Malfeasance is Z.B. Wagman 


Intro Music: "Tavern Brawl" by Royalty Free Celtic Music.

Outro Music: "Dude Where's My Horse" by Nat Keefe and the Bow Ties.

Tavern Music: "Medieval Tavern” by Quadraslayer.

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Ep. 15: "Flame King"

Sat, 16 Jul 2022 00:00:44 GMT

Join the boys at The Fool and The Feline Tavern where, while trying to steal an old man's blankets, they start the greatest tapioca ponzi scheme of all time!

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This episode contains Profanity and Violence.


Bobo is Z.B. Wagman

Furlin is Mickey Collins (deepoverstock)

Ranger Wilson is Bobby Eversmann (pluto_house_)

Sir Simon Swordfish is Ryan Sprinkle (tipplesntaverns)


Intro Music: "Tavern Brawl" by Royalty Free Celtic Music.

Outro Music: "Dude Where's My Horse" by Nat Keefe and the Bow Ties.

Tavern Music: "Medieval Tavern” by Quadraslayer.

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Ep. 14: "Stab Goddess"

Sat, 09 Jul 2022 00:00:35 GMT

Join the boys at The Fur and The Feline Tavern where, while searching for sea glass, they meet Sir Simon's angry and giant Ex!

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This episode contains Profanity and Violence.


Bobo is Z.B. Wagman

Furlin is Mickey Collins (deepoverstock)

Ranger Wilson is Bobby Eversmann (pluto_house_)

Sir Simon Swordfish is Ryan Sprinkle (tipplesntaverns)


Intro Music: "Tavern Brawl" by Royalty Free Celtic Music.

Outro Music: "Dude Where's My Horse" by Nat Keefe and the Bow Ties.

Tavern Music: "Medieval Tavern” by Quadraslayer.

Direct MP3 link


Ep. 13: "Caress Guard"

Sat, 25 Jun 2022 00:00:07 GMT

Join the boys at The Fur and The Feline Tavern where, while trying to apologize for the sale of liquid gold (urine in a bottle), they duke it out with Club Tiger's biggest guards!

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This episode contains Profanity and Violence.


Bobo is Z.B. Wagman

Furlin is Mickey Collins (deepoverstock)

Ranger Wilson is Bobby Eversmann (pluto_house_)

Sir Simon Swordfish is Ryan Sprinkle (tipplesntaverns)


Intro Music: "Tavern Brawl" by Royalty Free Celtic Music.

Outro Music: "Dude Where's My Horse" by Nat Keefe and the Bow Ties.

Tavern Music: "Medieval Tavern” by Quadraslayer.

Direct MP3 link


Ep. 12: "Love Prince"

Sat, 11 Jun 2022 00:00:05 GMT

Join the boys at the Fool and the Feline Tavern where they try to pet the world's ugliest cat.

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This episode contains Profanity and Violence.


Bobo is Z.B. Wagman

Furlin is Mickey Collins (deepoverstock)

Ranger Wilson is Bobby Eversmann (pluto_house_) - (tonight's Tavern Master)

Sir Simon Swordfish is Ryan Sprinkle (tipplesntaverns)


Intro Music: "Tavern Brawl" by Royalty Free Celtic Music. 

Outro Music: "Dude Where's My Horse" by Nat Keefe and the Bow Ties.

Tavern Music: "Medieval Tavern” by Quadraslayer.

Direct MP3 link


Ep. 11: "Spill Guard"

Sat, 28 May 2022 00:00:49 GMT

Join the boys at the Fool and the Feline Tavern where they try to break back into Club Tiger, the greatest night club of the forgotten realms!

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Guinness, the stout-halfling druid, is Mickey Collins (deepoverstock)

Flat Adams, the human sorcerer, is Bobby Eversmann (pluto_house_)

Andre the Dwarf 3000, the dwarf monk, is Phoenix (lele.phoenix)

Old One Tooth, the dragon-folk cleric, is Ryan Sprinkle (tipplesntaverns)

Grenkle Morbash, the half-gnome/half-orc barbarian, is Z.B. Wagman (


Intro Music: "Tavern Brawl" by Royalty Free Celtic Music.

Outro Music: "Dude Where's My Horse" by Nat Keefe and the Bow Ties.

Tavern Music: "Tavern Music" by RAlexpdx.

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Ep. 10: Club Tiger

Wed, 05 Jan 2022 00:05:08 GMT

Join the boys at the Broken Home as they try to get into CLUB TIGER!

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This episode contains Profanity and Violence.

Andre the Dwarf 3000, the dwarf monk, is Phoenix (lele.phoenix)

Flat Adams, the human sorcerer, is Bobby Eversmann (pluto_house_)

Grenkle Morbash, the half-gnome/half-orc barbarian, is Z.B. Wagman (

Guinness, the stout-halfling druid, is Mickey Collins (deepoverstock)

Old One Tooth, the dragon-folk cleric, is Ryan Sprinkle (tipplesntaverns)


Intro Music: "Tavern Brawl" by Royalty Free Celtic Music.

Outro Music: "Dude Where's My Horse" by Nat Keefe and the Bow Ties.

Tavern Music: "Tavern Music" by RAlexpdx.

Direct MP3 link


Ep. 9: Tickle Medusa

Sat, 23 Oct 2021 08:26:15 GMT

The boys end up in the desert...

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This episode contains Profanity and Violence.

Flat Adams, the human sorcerer, is Bobby Eversmann (pluto_house_) - (tonight's Tavern Master)

Grenkle Morbash, the half-gnome/half-orc barbarian, is Z.B. Wagman 

Guinness, the stout-halfling druid, is Mickey Collins (deepoverstock

Old One Tooth, the dragon-folk cleric, is Ryan Sprinkle (tipplesntaverns)

Intro Music: "Tavern Brawl" by Royalty Free Celtic Music.

Outro Music: "Dude Where's My Horse" by Nat Keefe and the Bow Ties.

Tavern Music: "Tavern Music" by RAlexpdx.

Direct MP3 link


Ep 8: Crush Ship (Part 2)

Sat, 23 Oct 2021 03:00:00 GMT

PT. 2!! Will Flat make it onto a shiiiip?!?!?!?!

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This episode contains Profanity and Violence.

Flat Adams, the human sorcerer, is Bobby Eversmann (pluto_house_)

Grenkle Morbash, the half-gnome/half-orc barbarian, is Z.B. Wagman - (tonight's Tavern Master)

Guinness, the stout-halfling druid, is Mickey Collins (deepoverstock)

Old One Tooth, the dragon-folk cleric, is Ryan Sprinkle (tipplesntaverns)

Intro Music: "Tavern Brawl" by Royalty Free Celtic Music.

Outro Music: "Dude Where's My Horse" by Nat Keefe and the Bow Ties.

Tavern Music: "Tavern Music" by RAlexpdx.

Direct MP3 link


Ep 7: Crush Ship (Part 1)

Sat, 09 Oct 2021 03:00:00 GMT

Guinness, Flat and Old One Tooth are heading out to open waters to retrieve a stolen ship! What will happen? We shell sea....

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This episode contains Profanity and Violence.


Flat Adams, the human sorcerer, is Bobby Eversmann (pluto_house_)

Grenkle Morbash, the half-gnome/half-orc barbarian, is Z.B. Wagman - (tonight's Tavern Master)

Guinness, the stout-halfling druid, is Mickey Collins (deepoverstock)

Old One Tooth, the dragon-folk cleric, is Ryan Sprinkle (tipplesntaverns)


Intro Music: "Tavern Brawl" by Royalty Free Celtic Music.

Outro Music: "Dude Where's My Horse" by Nat Keefe and the Bow Ties.

Tavern Music: "Tavern Music" by RAlexpdx.

Direct MP3 link


Ep. 6: Pick Flowers

Sat, 25 Sep 2021 03:00:00 GMT

There's a new drunken group of adventurers in town! Join the boys at The Broken Home Tavern as they take on literally any quest (for beer!). 

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This episode contains Profanity and Violence.


Andre the Dwarf 3000, the dwarf monk, is Phoenix (lele.phoenix)

Flat Adams, the human sorcerer, is Bobby Eversmann (pluto_house_)

Grenkle Morbash, the half-gnome/half-orc barbarian, is Z.B. Wagman (

Guinness, the stout-halfling druid, is Mickey Collins (deepoverstock)

Old One Tooth, the dragon-folk cleric, is Ryan Sprinkle (tipplesntaverns)


Intro Music: "Tavern Brawl" by Royalty Free Celtic Music.

Outro Music: "Dude Where's My Horse" by Nat Keefe and the Bow Ties.

Tavern Music: "Tavern Music" by RAlexpdx.

Direct MP3 link


Ep. 5: Stab Mirror

Sat, 11 Sep 2021 03:00:00 GMT

The boys hit Burning Man! You thought they got into hijinks while stuck in a tavern, what can they get into while in a desert full of drugs, music, and art?

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This episode contains Profanity and Violence.


The Great Jargura, the dragon-folk bard, is Bobby Eversmann (pluto_house_)

Hugh, the human paladin, is Mickey Collins (deepoverstock)

Smiles, the dogoman rogue, is Ryan Sprinkle (tipplesntaverns)

Soybeanz, the heckboy warlock, is Phoenix (lele.phoenix) - (tonight's Tavern Master)


Intro Music: "Tavern Brawl" by Royalty Free Celtic Music.

Outro Music: "Dude Where's My Horse" by Nat Keefe and the Bow Ties.

Tavern Music: "Tavern Music" by RAlexpdx.

Direct MP3 link


Ep 4: Kill My Mom

Sat, 28 Aug 2021 03:00:00 GMT

Join the boys at the Loose Goose. Crisscross, right? Crisscross.

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This episode contains Profanity and Violence.


The Great Jargura, the dragon-folk bard, is Bobby Eversmann (pluto_house_)

Hugh, the human paladin, is Mickey Collins (deepoverstock)

Smiles, the dogoman rogue, is Ryan Sprinkle (tipplesntaverns)

Soybeanz, the heckboy warlock, is Phoenix (lele.phoenix)


Intro Music: "Tavern Brawl" by Royalty Free Celtic Music.

Outro Music: "Dude Where's My Horse" by Nat Keefe and the Bow Ties.

Tavern Music: "Tavern Music" by RAlexpdx.

Direct MP3 link


Ep. 3: Deliver Snail

Sat, 14 Aug 2021 03:00:00 GMT

Join the boys at the Loose Goose Tavern. They're taking it slooooow and eaaaassy this week as they re-home a snail.

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This episode contains Profanity and Violence.


The Great Jargura, the dragon-folk bard, is Bobby Eversmann (pluto_house_)

Hugh, the human paladin, is Mickey Collins (deepoverstock) - (tonight's Tavern Master)

Smiles, the dogoman rogue, is Ryan Sprinkle (tipplesntaverns)

Soybeanz, the heckboy warlock, is Phoenix (lele.phoenix)


Intro Music: "Tavern Brawl" by Royalty Free Celtic Music.

Outro Music: "Dude Where's My Horse" by Nat Keefe and the Bow Ties.

Tavern Music: "Tavern Music" by RAlexpdx.

Direct MP3 link


Ep. 2: Cook Bumblebee

Sat, 31 Jul 2021 03:00:00 GMT

The TnT Satan gang continues their drunken rampage through the town. What's that dripping from the Loose Goose's ceiling?

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This episode contains Profanity and Violence.


Hugh, the human paladin, is Mickey Collins (deepoverstock)

The Great Jargura, the dragon-folk bard, is Bobby Eversmann (pluto_house_) - (tonight's Tavern Master)

Soybeanz, the heckboy warlock, is Phoenix (lele.phoenix)

Smiles, the dogoman rogue, is Ryan Sprinkle (tipplesntaverns)


Intro Music: "Tavern Brawl" by Royalty Free Celtic Music.

Outro Music: "Dude Where's My Horse" by Nat Keefe and the Bow Ties.

Tavern Music: "Tavern Music" by RAlexpdx.

Direct MP3 link


Ep. 1: Kick People

Sat, 17 Jul 2021 03:47:20 GMT

Over a few drinks they quickly realize they have one thing in common: Satanism!

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This episode contains Profanity and Violence.


The Great Jargura, the dragon-folk bard, is Bobby Eversmann (pluto_house_)

Hugh, the human paladin, is Mickey Collins (deepoverstock)

Smiles, the dogoman rogue, is Ryan Sprinkle (tipplesntaverns) - (tonight's Tavern Master)

Soybeanz, the heckboy warlock, is Phoenix (lele.phoenix)


Intro Music: "Tavern Brawl" by Royalty Free Celtic Music.

Outro Music: "Dude Where's My Horse" by Nat Keefe and the Bow Ties.

Tavern Music: "Tavern Music" by RAlexpdx.

Direct MP3 link


Ep. 0: What is Tipples n Taverns?

Sat, 03 Jul 2021 22:23:26 GMT

Tipples N Taverns is a fantasy role-playing game similar to dungeons and dragons, but the rules have been simplified to accommodate the intoxicated. Our cast play a team of adventurers who, having just returned from an epic and lucrative quest, are now getting shit-faced at the local tavern. But alas, they have finished the final round they can afford. To keep the party rolling they’ll have to quest, and right now they’ll go on literally any quest.

As our characters have been drinking the usual RPG ability scores have been replaced by Thresholds: belligerence, clumsiness, tolerance, functionality, instinct, and swagger. To succeed they will have to stay under their thresholds. Go over your thresholds and you're gonna have a bad time.

Earlier tonight, our players wrote down several verbs and nouns that we will draw from at random to determine tonight's quests, as well as several pieces of magical loot they can earn as rewards.

Join us now for another night of drinking and dragons on Tipples N Taverns.

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