The Abduct Ted Podcast
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Creator: Norman Schtick
Comedy Audio Drama
Synopsis:
The only Ted Lasso recap podcast that aspires to better itself...by kidnapping the one and only coach of AFC Richmond, Ted Lasso. Hosted by Norman Schtick.
Format: Audio Drama
Genres: Comedy, Sport
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Episodes:
TEN - Hope You're Listening Closely
Wed, 21 Jul 2021 11:00:11 +0000
Norman Schtick recaps Ted Lasso, episode ten. And then...
Mon, 19 Jul 2021 11:00:11 +0000
Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode nine; attempts to de-stress after a crazed fan threatens to kidnap him; counts the "poo" references; and, says goodbye to someone close to him.
Wed, 14 Jul 2021 11:00:07 +0000
Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode eight; confronts his long-lost quasi-twin brother; has a meeting of the Dip Schticks; responds to more listener emails; and, receives a voicemail from a fan!
Mon, 12 Jul 2021 11:00:14 +0000
Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode seven; deals with the aftermath of being catfished (again); feels bad for Ted; gets the blues; loses his sponsors; sings the blues; and, receives a late night knock at the door.
SIX - You Say Goodbye and I Seance
Wed, 07 Jul 2021 11:00:17 +0000
Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode six; performs a seance to ward off bad juju; has that thing where a word becomes a song; and, gets some unsettling news. Sponsored by Seance A. Bowls.
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FIVE - This Is Where We Lose You
Mon, 05 Jul 2021 11:00:12 +0000
Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode five; hopes his Ex calls in to the show; shares a Tedbit about Ted's affinity for jars of peanut butter; over-shares a story about his Ex, and jars of pee; wonders if Keeley joined a urinary control cult; and, finds out who won last week's silent auction.
Wed, 30 Jun 2021 11:00:21 +0000
Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode four; puts on a charity event/Ted tip line telethon; attempts to bond with Paul in the bathroom; stubs his toe on a biscuit; and, just has a pretty not great day.
Mon, 28 Jun 2021 11:00:06 +0000
Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode three; reviews Grandma Schtick's biscuits; and, ponders the age-old question: if you could go back in time, would you kidnap baby Ted from the Allen-Bradley Clock Tower up there in Milwaukee?
TWO - Biscuit Buddies (or Cookies with Springsteen)
Wed, 23 Jun 2021 11:00:10 +0000
Norman recaps Ted Lasso, episode two; nabs a special guest/biscuit buddy; tries Grandma Schtick's biscuits; and, grows a mustache.
Mon, 21 Jun 2021 11:00:12 +0000
Norman Schtick recaps Ted Lasso, episode one; presents a horrifying theory regarding Nate the Great; explains the "logic" behind kidnapping Coach Lasso; receives an unexpected call from his grandmother; and, asks for tips on Ted's whereabouts.
Sun, 06 Jun 2021 14:41:19 +0000
A comedy series about a cynical man in need of a positive influence...and possibly a reality check.
Do you BELIEVE Norman will find Ted Lasso? Starting June 21st (2021), I HOPE you check out The Abduct Ted Podcast every Monday and Wednesday leading up to the season two premiere of Ted Lasso on Apple TV+. Don't be a wanker. Be a listener. An Abduct Ted Podcast listener