Effie is Evolving - |FAM S2 E28|

Wed, 12 Apr 2023 17:20:18 GMT

Recently returned from the universe of Valhalla, our heroes must equip themselves for the battle ahead and begin their assault on the McWhinney timeline! Will they be successful? Will Zuman die to god venom? Will their new winged horse friend get a name? Find out now on Fantasy Adventure Machine!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

Our Budget Marvel Movie - |FAM S2 E27|

Mon, 27 Mar 2023 07:00:18 GMT

Welp, it looks like despite the fact that we draw clear and obvious inspiration from DC's Legends of Tomorrow, we have indeed decided to assemble our own budget version of the Avengers. Find out how recruitment goes by listening to this episode!

In/Outro music by Daniel Furniss

Balder's Wake - |FAM S2 E26|

Mon, 13 Mar 2023 07:00:48 GMT

We are off to Valhalla!!! It's time, we are finally going to do it! Out of known history and into the world of Norse mythology! Join us for an exciting episode with guest stars like Thor Odinson, Friga, Odin and Loki himself!! Oh and I guess we will try and get a hold of a weapon to take out Mr. Mcwhinney or whatever!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

Miketosis Returns!! - FAM |S2 E25|

Mon, 27 Feb 2023 08:00:29 GMT

It is finally happening! The story is coming to a head and the resistance has been mounted. An unlikely ally has been found and more are sure to show up! What will our heroes do? Who will they run into next? The title probably gives it away huh. Enjoy! In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

West Virginia, Mountain Mamma - FAM |S2 BE3|

Mon, 20 Feb 2023 08:00:15 GMT

Well, our time in West Virginia has finally come to an end, and in the end, we set things right, right? Honestly, we aren't really sure what the heck went down. Join us as we try to figure it out together in this special bonus episode

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

McWhinney Bots!?!?! - FAM |S2 E24|

Mon, 13 Feb 2023 08:00:24 GMT

What have we done?!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

The Re-Vengers - FAM |S2 E23|

Mon, 30 Jan 2023 08:00:36 GMT

It is time to make some real changes, beginning with Ralph, join him as he goes on his battle-hardened coming-of-age tale, is joining the war the only way this boy will become a Warrior? Join us now to find out!

In/Outro music by Daniel Furniss

Picachu's Goodbye - FAM |S2 E22|

Mon, 09 Jan 2023 08:00:30 GMT

We are finally back together again! After all this time the entire team has arrived back in 1920 and it is time to finish this revolution once and for all! Hopefully. Join us as we stand up for the people of West Virginia, the rights of workers and people everywhere!!!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

North Pole Posties: 2 Doctors, 1 Figgy Pudding - FAM |S1 HE4|

Fri, 23 Dec 2022 16:13:36 GMT

The time has come, the time to fight the darkness and save the holidays! Will the team manage to get the letters to Saint Nick in time? What is up with the letters in the fire? And will Jack Frost turn out to be a total Grinch? Find out right now on Fantasy Adventure Machine!

Happy Holidays from the FAM, thank you for your support and love this year as we have traversed the time void and the crazy world of fate. We will be back on the 9th with our regular episodes! 

North Pole Posties: Winter is Coming Again, and So Are You Again! - FAM |S1 HE3|

Mon, 19 Dec 2022 08:00:03 GMT

Tis' just before daylight and all through the bioelectric time hopper, not a creature is stirring, not even a group of struggling supers just looking to go about their day. That is of course until that is, they are whisked away on a holiday adventure to the North Pole, where they are needed to help the posties save the holiday season! Join us this Friday for part two!

In/Outro music by Daniel Furniss

Fractured Your Last Phallus - FAM |S2 E21|

Mon, 05 Dec 2022 08:00:08 GMT

With both teams torn apart and traveling their own paths through the timeline, things can get pretty confusing, for me too. Will Van Helsing be able to get them out of this sticky situation? Will McWhinney be able to resolve Zuman's latest paradox? Find out right now on Fantasy Adventure Machine!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

I Don't Know How We Win This - FAM |S2 E20|

Mon, 21 Nov 2022 16:25:12 GMT

The militia is coming and martial law has been enacted by the Governor of West Virginia, in the face of government oppression, an armed militia and a tyrannical corporation, what will our heroes do? It has been a couple of years now and they have made some serious headway but it looks like the government has finally gotten sick of our strikers and their antics. Meanwhile Zuman, Efffie and Kaos are on the run from a cult of killer cyborg makers and are being helped by the ever-faithful McWinney. Join us as we try to straighten out this mess of a timeline!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

Winter's Coming - FAM |S2 E19|

Mon, 07 Nov 2022 08:00:24 GMT

The team has never been more separated, not just by the years or the chaos of the time void but by obligation. They started this mess and only they, with 9 years of servitude, can resolve it. With Effie, Zu and Kaos off to investigate the mysteries behind Effie's vision and the others staying behind to help the strikers succeed in unifying the people of Muklah, West Virginia with their foreign allies, its hard to say who will be successful and when they will be reunited. Will Ralph be shaving by the time the others return? Join us and find out. 

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

The Call of Cthulhu pt 2 - Spooky Spectacular 2 - FAM |S2 HE2|

Mon, 31 Oct 2022 07:00:31 GMT

With Char kidnapped, our investigators split up and no clue as to the whereabouts of HP Lovecraft things are looking dire, who is behind this dastardly plot and how on earth will our investigators turn this around and save HP, Char and B.E.T.H from a horrible fate? I guess it's time to see if our heroes can survive the disturbing and downright eerie nightmare creatures from the mind of HP Lovecraft. Join us for our Halloween finale, let's see how creepy this can get.

Guest GM: Keith Debono

The Call of Cthulhu - Spooky Spectacular 2 - FAM |S2 HE1|

Sun, 30 Oct 2022 07:00:04 GMT

HP Lovecraft has gone missing and the interdimensional nature of B.E.T.Hs internals is in jeopardy if the team cannot figure out a way to put history back on course. In spite of their better judgment, it seems the team has no choice but to go back in time to rescue one of the most influential and problematic authors of the macabre. What will they find when they get back to 1919? Will this be an adventure the team instantly regrets? Or will they discover secrets instrumental to their success? Welcome to the first installment of our Season 2 Spooky Spectacular! Join us as we learn a brand new game "The Call of Cthulhu" and the Fam become investigators searching for clues regarding the real-life mysteries surrounding the Lovecrafts. 

Special GM for the session: Keith Debono

I... Am the Devil! - FAM |S2 E18|

Mon, 24 Oct 2022 07:00:34 GMT

From originally deciding to whisper sweet tolerance in the ear of a bigoted politician to leading a minor revolution in West Virginia our crew of intrepid heroes have moved heaven and earth to make the timeline a better place and this is what it has been for. Will they be successful? What will happen now that they have the infamous orator and strike organizer Mother Jones on their side? Will they finally have the peace and unity that Char has been so desperately looking for? Will they be able to reunite with Kaos and finally address the issues of overwriting B.E.T.H's protocol? Will Zuman ever admit to his friends that he doesn't actually like Cool Ranch Dorritos? Find out now on Fantasy Adventure Machine!

In/Outro by Daniel Furniss

Help, The Plot Has Me! - FAM |S2 E17|

Mon, 10 Oct 2022 07:00:23 GMT

Have you ever been completely enthralled by the plot of a story? Wrapped up in the dynamic character development and captivated by a scintillating twist? Well this is not what we are talking about now. No, we are talking about Abraham Van Helsing's penchant for somehow managing to completely avoid the plot while also making snide commentary from the sidelines. Well not this time, thanks to some fancy DMing by our very own Logan aka Kaos' puppet master, we have finally trapped him and wrapped him up in engaging plot lines and inescapable exposition. Join us as we see what he does. 

In/Outro by Daniel Furniss

Dynamite! - FAM |S2 E16|

Mon, 26 Sep 2022 07:00:03 GMT

Well I guess that went about as well as can be expected! They managed to get all the scalpers to agree to work with them but of course that final train is coming down like a ... well a freight train I guess. What in the heck are they gonna do now, the train is here and bullets are already flying so I guess there is only one way to find out! Join us now on Fantasy Adventure Machine to discover what, if anything they can do to save the day!

In/Outro music by Daniel Furniss

We Have Tea and Beer - FAM |S2 E15|

Mon, 12 Sep 2022 07:00:41 GMT

What do you need when trying to inspire hundreds of scalpers to abandon their hope of a new job in the land of opportunity? A balloon arch, tea and beer of course! As the team attempts to intercept the trains coming in to Mucklow, West Virginia full of immigrants prepared to work for the Baldwin Feltz company, they must also prepare for the prisoner transport that is on the way with an important figure that could shift the balance of this political battle. Will they get all the moving pieces working together to overcome the challenges ahead? Will they ever be done dealing with the fallout from their decision to "make things better?" Find out on Fantasy Adventure Machine!

A Point and Click Adventure - FAM |S2 E14|

Mon, 29 Aug 2022 07:00:55 GMT

Things are heating up in town and as our heroes prepare for whatever is coming and lick their wounds from the battle behind them we wait with bated breath to see what will happen next. What has happened to Dr. Van Helsing? Will the crew see him again? Will Zuman recover from being shot by his purported allies? Will they be able to spring the prisoners and stop the incoming scalpers from taking the town? Will this list of questions ever end? Join us now Fam to find out!!

In/Outro by Daniel Furniss

Circus Judo - FAM |S2 E13|

Wed, 17 Aug 2022 20:14:10 GMT

Alone in the woods walks a Social Media Star, bravely exploring will she get another scar? A cyborg awaits in the clearing for her, with a lazer gun arm he will cause a great stir. Will Char realize she is walking right into a trap? How will it go when Char goes toe to toe with a cyborg assassin upgraded version of her "will they wont they" friend Effie? Will the others get to her in time to help? I don't know! Stop asking questions! Just listen in and find out already!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

Begun The Mine Wars Have - FAM |S2 E12|

Mon, 01 Aug 2022 07:00:15 GMT

With the Baldwin Feltz Detectives bearing down on the team and a town full of down-trodden miners with a devastating machine gun, it is backs against the walls as Dr. Van Helsing and the others try to minimize the bloodshed. Will they succeed? Will the miners get what they deserve? Will corporate greed and the raging free market mow down the little guy? Only one way to find out FAM!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

The Calm Before The Storm - FAM |S2 E11|

Mon, 18 Jul 2022 07:00:24 GMT

Could the title be any more ominous or more accurate? With the team having finally stabilized the timeline (we did right?) and Horus Page back to riding the waves in Cali things should be fine now right? So why am I getting this sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach? What will the repercussions be for meddling with the timeline? Is this about to set off a fulls scale inter-temporal anomaly or will the team finally get their sushi? Those seem to be the only two options in front of us. Join us now as we find out just what is about to go down on Fantasy Adventure Machine!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

The Time Loop - FAM |S2 BE2|

Mon, 11 Jul 2022 07:00:08 GMT

Join us as we unpack the way our heroes dealt with one of the oldest and most aggravating tropes of time travel media, the time loop. We will be talking about the choices we made, the ramifications of our actions and the history/historical figures we interacted with along the way. 

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

I Am NOT OK Anymore! - FAM |S2 E10|

Mon, 04 Jul 2022 07:00:50 GMT

Well, it all comes down to this, our heroes have died more times than I care to count, and seemingly they almost have what they need. Will they finally figure out how to save Horrace and protect their revised version of the timeline? Will Mr. McWhinney continue to help them? Will someone else try to steal B.E.T.H? Find out right now on Fantasy Adventure Machine!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

It's Only Right That We Expose Ourselves - FAM |S2 E9|

Mon, 20 Jun 2022 07:00:36 GMT

Ok so it's confirmed, the team is stuck in the Groundhog Day time loop trope and it looks like we are in for the long haul! Will anyone master the piano? Go into a spiral of self-destruction or unlock the mysteries of the universe? Unlikely, but hey, it should still be pretty entertaining. Why is this happening? Who is the mysterious Dr. McWhinney and what is his agenda? Guess there's only one way to find out!

In/Out Music by Daniel Furniss

We're Never Letting You Out Again - FAM |S2 E8|

Mon, 06 Jun 2022 07:00:35 GMT

Wow! Well that all went horribly wrong! It looks like the crew is a man down already and no closer to resolving the timeline! What will they do? Is Ralph really gone for good? How are they going to protect Horrace Page from so many Effies? Honestly, I don't know that they can! Join us and find out now! Welcome to Fantasy Adventure Machine. 

In/Out Music by Daniel Furniss

Oi! My Thorax! - FAM |S2 E7|

Mon, 23 May 2022 07:00:04 GMT

It's done, history has been altered and B.E.T.H doesn't seem too pleased, also what was up with the ominous earth rumbling at the end there? Oh well, guess we will find out now as we discover just how badly the team screwed up this time. Or who knows, maybe it'll all work out fine and B.E.T.H's just overreacting. Join us now and find out!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

The Page Act - FAM |S2 BE1|

Mon, 16 May 2022 20:40:39 GMT

Join us as we take a dive into our first session of season 2 and look at the choices we have made, the history we explored and the people we interacted with. 

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

A Checkered Beginning - FAM |S2 E6|

Mon, 09 May 2022 07:00:50 GMT

Here it is! The end of the first session of season 2 and with it the gripping conclusion to the will they, won't they back and forth of their opportunity to be the change they want to see in the timeline. With Mr. White offering his shady assistance and Jerome trying to pressure them to follow orders only time will tell whether they will be successful or not. Join us as we find out what will happen to 1875 America. 

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

We Flash Literally Everyone - FAM |S2 E5|

Mon, 25 Apr 2022 07:00:51 GMT

The saga continues as our heroes try to decide between restoring the timeline to its native and obviously problematic state or opening the temporal can of worms that is altering the timeline. Are we sure these are the people we want deciding the fate of the future? Probably not but they are all we've got so here goes nothing. Join us to find out if the timeline will be preserved or if we will all be living in San FranTokyo and speaking Mandarin by 2025. 

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

Off With His Shirt - FAM |S2 E4|

Mon, 11 Apr 2022 07:00:00 GMT

In the midst of a crisis of racism, immigration reform and potential historical manipulation the team still manages to find a way to make things inappropriate and hilarious. Join us in 1874 as we attempt to "fix" a broken timeline, destroy anachronistic bars and figure out what on earth to do with Amber, the time crusading influencer without a clue. With Mr. White, Jerome, Amber and the One Breasted Man all trying to pull them in different and insane directions who should the team trust and who should they be wary of? Find out what decision they make ... right now!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

Feels Like It's Barely There - FAM |S2 E3|

Mon, 28 Mar 2022 07:00:00 GMT

Sometimes time travel and saving the world looks like fighting off mechanical war machines and transforming into grizzly bears, other times it looks like surfing at a holo-beach with an overly stereotypical Californian politician in holographic swim trunks. You really never know what the timeline will bring until the adventure begins. Join us as we toy with the fate of history, this week on Fantasy Adventure Machine!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

Never Had A Man Say No - FAM |S2 E2|

Mon, 14 Mar 2022 06:00:00 GMT

Who knew the intricacies of 1875 immigration law could lead to the kidnapping of a congress representative and running through the streets of Washington? I guess probably B.E.T.H. In all the teams' adventures, it has been mech animals this and time void battles that, honestly it's kind of nice to just be dealing with a horribly racist and homophobic piece of legislation. Somehow things don't seem to be any less intense, with a new GM and the stakes running high let's find out just how insane this session can get. 

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

Something's Under Your Butt - F.A.M. |S2 E1|

Mon, 28 Feb 2022 08:00:00 GMT

Welcome to Season 2, have a look around, any history you long for can be found, we've got mountains of bad guys, some better, some worse. If none of that's of interest to you you'd be the first.   

Welcome to Season 2, there's bad guys to be beat, would you like to see us screw things up or leave history neat? It might be time to panic, we're not like the rest, those others may be competent but we are the best!  

Welcome to Season 2, What would you prefer? Would you like to fight for civil rights or drink 'till it's a blur? Be happy, Be crazy, Be bursting with rage We got a million different ways to engage. (Follow us on Social Media!)  

Thank you for sticking with us for another season! Welcome back FAM!!!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E24| Bonus Ep 2 Season 1 Recap

Mon, 14 Feb 2022 08:00:00 GMT

From the bottom of our hearts thank you for joining us for season 1. It has truly been a joy to bring you content every two weeks and share our story with you this past year. In this episode, we go through the highlights and inspiration for season 1 as well as some of the character and story choices that have led to a great story. Also in this episode, we formally introduce our new GM for next season. Can you guess who it is?

Thank you so much for being with us this season, if you want to show your support please subscribe to our social medias or rate us on iTunes/Spotify. We are always trying to expand the FAM so recommend anyone you think might enjoy our particular brand of nuts. 

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E23| Bonus Ep 1 Q/A

Mon, 07 Feb 2022 08:00:00 GMT

Thank you everyone for getting back to us with questions. We have absolutely LOVED creating season 1 and giving you guys what you hopefully think is great content! Listen in as we answer your most requested questions from throughout the season. 

If you could we would love your support as we move into season 2. Feel free to rate us on iTunes or Spotify and recommend us to your friends!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E22| The Reckoning Finally Reckoned

Mon, 24 Jan 2022 08:00:00 GMT

This is it! The final installment in the thrilling first ever season of Fantasy Adventure Machine! It has been an incredible journey and now it is time to bring the season to a satisfactory conclusion. Or we might end up in Blithe's dungeon wishing we had brought more firepower. With Nightosis under Char's thrall and the crew geared up to save Vik, this is the best chance we have to finally restore the timeline! Join us as we storm the castle!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E21| We Poop Cubes

Mon, 10 Jan 2022 08:00:00 GMT

Welcome! To the beginning of the end of our fight against Blythe and her time-altering machinations! This episode is part one of the season finale and features one of the most epic sieges history forgot to remember. Join us as we attempt to corner Blythe, rescue Vik and free the people, possessed by her tyranny. Also, did you know that wombats are the only animal that poops cubes? It's true, look it up! If you don't believe me, ask our resident Zoologist! Hope you all had an awesome new year! 

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss. 

FAM |S1| Dickens n' Devils: Ah! My Precious Flesh!

Sun, 26 Dec 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Welcome back to our Winter Solstice Special. We hope the holidays are treating you a little better than poor Bram and that despicable Shrivelocke. With the crew halfway through phase two, only time will tell if they are able to eventually cure the old miser of his disregard for humanity or help poor Bram with whatever spectral sickness seems to be ailing him. How will Shrivelocke respond to seeing William? Will Bram get to enjoy the wonderful taste of Spicy Nacho Dorritos (not a sponsor)? and will the crew somehow manage to save the Solstice? Find out in the epic conclusion of Dickens n' Devils!!

Guest DM: Sarah Ogden

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

Join us on the 10th of January for part one of the season finale! Happy Hollidays!

FAM |S1| Dickens n' Devils: A Winter Solstice Carol

Thu, 23 Dec 2021 08:00:00 GMT

T'was the night before Solstice and all through the house, nothing was stirring not even a ... demonic vampire bat intent on sucking the life out of a young Bram Stoker. Wait... is that not how it usually goes? This week the team has been recruited by the BTC a department of the Time Bureau whose job it is to ensure these supernatural tales play out the way they were intended. Join us as we try to soften the heart of the mizerly old scrooge Elias Shrivelocke, all while seeing what we can do about the aforementioned bats. Part two of our Winter Solstice Special will be released on December 26th. Enjoy and happy holidays!

Oh and did I mention we are playing Dungeons and Dragons for this session? 

If you need a refresher check out this video or others like it. 

Guest DM: Sarah Ogden

In/outro music by Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E20| I'm a Furry Bottom

Mon, 20 Dec 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Look! Is it the enterprise? Is it the millennium falcon? No! It's BETH vs BLETH in a perilous battle through the time void! Does Jake Baum make a good gunner? Will the team finally be reunited with Vik Conners? Is KAOS even old enough to be driving this thing? Only time will tell! 

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E19| It's Time to Reckon a Reckoning!

Mon, 06 Dec 2021 08:00:00 GMT

With MK Ultra's management and facility decimated there are but a few things left to do:

1. Take out the super soldiers that plague Central Park

2. Find and defeat Blithe, rescuing Vik in the process

3. Get a good cup of coffee!

Piece of cake right? Let's find out if we can even get past number 1! 

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E18| I Do Have Thumbs!

Mon, 22 Nov 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Super soldiers in Central Park and a shady underground government facility! What more could you ask from a Monday than that! Join us as we go on the hunt for whoever is behind this deplorable display of inhuman experimentation and attempt to overcome our foe. It should be fine, we have just split the party in three and ventured into a suspicious-looking tunnel. What could go wrong? Will we free the enslaved super soldiers? Will Jake be of any use to us? Will Dr. Zuman get to visit Central Perk?! Find out right now on Fantasy Adventure Machine!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E17| I'm Gonna Crush You At Pokemon!!

Mon, 08 Nov 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Central Park is hiding a huge secret, M.K Ultra and super soldiers buried right beneath the green and no one knows anything about it. Or at least they didn't. What will happen now that our intrepid heroes have uncovered this secret facility? Obviously they will contain the threat and everything will be fine ... right? What a place to leave off. I guess now it is time to find out what happens when the crew is forced to face off against future tech enhanced soldiers. Also, where the hell are Kaos and Effie?!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1| Spooky Spectacular

Sun, 31 Oct 2021 22:00:00 GMT

Welcome to the Fantasy Adventure Machine Surprise Halloween Spectacular! Happy Halloween Fam! It is going to be a fantastic night fraught with fright and fight on tonight's episode of Fantasy Adventure Machine. We have a special host for this episode and a surprise guest character. Plus we are mixing things up, with the new GM comes a new set of rules. Follow us as we try to figure out not just the mystery of the episode but also the mysteries of Monster of the Week, a fantastically fearsome role playing game. Are you ready for a supremely suspenseful soirée into spooky space time? If yes, come join us for the first holiday episode in the history of the F.A.M!  

If you aren't familiar with the rules of Monster of the Week click on this link to a great video from Triple Stack and learn quickly https://youtu.be/UHhaWgfQO5Q 

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E16| Is That What The Back Of My Head Looks Like??

Mon, 25 Oct 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Ever wonder what would happen if you went back in time and saw yourself? Would time fold in on itself? Would you go insane? Would you have an unexplainable compulsion to fix the back of your past self's hair causing a massive explosion that would rip apart the very fabric of reality? Would interdimensional temporal apparitions appear to remove you from the timeline by erasing you from existence? The short answer... yes, to pretty much all of the above. Want the long answer? Listen to the episode and find out!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E15| I Am The Techno Messiah

Mon, 11 Oct 2021 07:00:00 GMT

The crew finally seems to have a handle on this virus issue after flipping levers and searching the ship they are on the path to eliminating the scourge left behind by Miketosis. With Kaos embracing his new and mystifying abilities as Gob what could possibly go wrong. Well I mean, it is Kaos so a lot of things I guess. Join us now for the thrilling conclusion to this session of simulated suspense!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E14| I'm A Gobstopper

Mon, 27 Sep 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Ok, so B.E.T.H. is probably not haunted, it is probably just a simulation or something, but it is definitely one of those creepy horror simulators and not like Farming VR or something. Virus Beth is still terrifying and to be honest, I am not sure what to think about the others either. Are our heroes any good at video games? What was Morpheus always saying about dying in the Matrix? I'm sure it'll be fine. Still, better listen and find out to be safe. 

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E13| Laboooratory!!

Mon, 13 Sep 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Things are getting weird aboard the ship, this is not the B.E.T.H. anyone remembers and in fact, it's kind of nuts just how chatty they are considering Beth rarely speaks. Something isn't adding up and whether it is because of the insane, clawed demon child or the general spooky vibes, our heroes seem more out of sorts than usual. Will they figure it out? Will the library provide any answers? Honestly, I don't know but I am on the edge of my seat, join me won't you?

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E12| Ghosts Are Real!?!

Mon, 30 Aug 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Things are very wrong with B.E.T.H. Something doesn't feel right and it's not just the terrifyingly creepy girl with the long hair and wicked nails that is coming down the hallway toward us right now! Ah!  ok, ghost Beth is not real, she can't actually hurt me. Will the crew figure out the cause of the nightmare before it is too late? Honestly, I just hope we all make it out in one piece. 

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E11| It's Time to Split

Mon, 16 Aug 2021 07:00:00 GMT

How did the whole mission go so horribly wrong? Some psycho multiplying wrestler reject showed up and messed with the plot, not we have to deal with it! How is the crew gonna get out of this while also making sure the timeline stays in tact? Honestly, I don't know, but I'm excited to find out!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E10| Surfin' The Dog

Mon, 02 Aug 2021 07:00:00 GMT

How on earth did our heroes get themselves into this mess? And how did a character end up "surfing a dog?" Well, you could build a B.E.T.H. of your own, run back to the 1920s and find out for yourself ... or you could just listen to this episode to follow along as we go back in time to try and end a mobsters' career! Going from bustin' out to locking away!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E9| Why Would You Ask A Goat?

Mon, 19 Jul 2021 07:00:00 GMT

We got her! Time to get the hell out of here and take Joan of Arc back to her time... definitely feels like we forgot something though.... oh crap! Kaos strikes again and the rest of the team is left to escape a French juvie. Will their suspicion of Vic make it impossible for them to work together? Will they finally have it out with them? Or, will some crazy stupid shenanigans occur as the team makes their way back to B.E.T.H? And what will they discover when they get out? Join us and find out on Fantasy Adventure Machine.... Welcome to the FAM!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E8| I'm Not The One With a Condition

Mon, 05 Jul 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Join us as we attempt to rescue the world's greatest heroine from ... a bunch of French dudes? Surely there is more to it than that, right, right, we need to save Joan of Arc all while attempting to pull off our possibly ill-advised mutiny of Captain Vik Connor. Are we time-traveling superheroes, or are we just prisoners with delusions of grandeur performing an attempted kidnapping of a 13-year-old, displaced historical figure? Only one way to find out! Join us now!! Welcome to the FAM.

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E7| Appropriate Snacks for a Mutiny

Mon, 21 Jun 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Wow! What a twist, Joan has been displaced in 1974 Reems France and the crew is no longer sure who they are chasing. Is Vic in league with Blyth? Let's follow the evidence; Joan was kidnapped by a time ship, Vic has a time ship, Vic kidnapped all of them, hmmm... better get some snacks together gang, it might be time for a mutiny!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E6| Please Sir, May I Have A Bed?

Mon, 07 Jun 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Done with the Mongols and hot on the trail of the time-traveling villain Blyth, the team jump to 1425 France where Joan of Arc has been mysteriously abducted from her own timeline. Thirteen-year-old Joan is about to come into contact with our ragtag group of time-traveling super people and their sentient ship, will they "a voice from God to help [her] govern [her] conduct?" Or will they cause more damage, rupturing the timeline permanently and changing the course of history? Find out now on Fantasy Adventure Machine!

F.A.M. |S1 E5| Mongolmania!! Khan v Kaos Overclock!

Sun, 23 May 2021 22:00:00 GMT

In the left corner, coming in at 5'8" 170lbs, the scourge of China, progenitor of 1/3 of the human race and lover of ... Christian Gospel Music? Ghenghis Khan! And in the right corner, a group of ragtag, moronic B list heroes led by the harbinger of Chaos, 5'9" and 130lb soaking wet ... Kaos Overclock! In a battle of mecha ostriches and screaming Mongol soldiers, who will get the K.O? Join us NOW for the conclusion of the China 1227AD MONGULMANIA!!!

In/outro music credit: Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E4| A Knife Sheathed in a Smile

Sun, 09 May 2021 22:00:00 GMT

Will our lovable team of time-traveling superheroes' journey come to an end because of cookies? Is it for the crew? Not if they have anything to do with it. And what in the love of girl scout troop 629 is Effie Derringer up to? How will our heroes turn this one around? Find out now on Fantasy Adventure Machine!

In/outro music credit: Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E3| There Are Cookies in the Forest?

Sun, 25 Apr 2021 22:00:00 GMT

With a mission under their belts and Blyth slipping through their grasp the team, under the more hands on direction of Captain Vik Conner must traverse the jungle wilderness of China 1227 AD in order to repair a time anomaly caused once again by the nefarious weapons dealing of their wiley foe. What will the team discover in the wilderness? Will Zuman live out his days as a Gorilla in China? Find out now on Fantasy Adventure Machine!

In/outro music credit: Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E2| Be Prepared ... For Nazis

Sun, 11 Apr 2021 22:00:00 GMT

Join the crew on their first real mission into the time void. It seems that the mysterious Blyth is not content with general mayhem, no no, she has gone straight for the motherload of bad guys... Nazi Germany during WWII. Will the team be able to thwart her sinister plan and capture Blyth before she critically disrupts the timeline? Find out now!

In/outro music credit: Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E1| I'm Gonna Need to Change Out of My Bathrobe

Sun, 04 Apr 2021 22:00:00 GMT

The time has come, or I guess it will come? Something about time anyway! Join Vic as they travel through time and space picking up the heroes that B.E.T.H. has determined will give them the best chance of restoring the timeline with minimal consequences. Welcome to the F.A.M. 

In/outro music credit: Daniel Furniss

F.A.M. |S1 E0| Welcome to the FAM!

Sun, 04 Apr 2021 22:00:00 GMT

Hi everyone and welcome to Fantasy Adventure Machine, affectionately known as The FAM! Join us in this introductory episode and learn about the characters, the story, and the rules of Fate!

In/outro music credit: Daniel Furniss

Coming Soon to the F.A.M.

Mon, 22 Mar 2021 21:02:19 GMT

Hey guys, thanks for checking us out! Fantasy Adventure Machine is an actual play podcast using the FATE system featuring an awesome team of family members telling a crazy story about time-traveling superheroes and the shenanigans they both fix and create! Join us March 4th for Episode 1 of Fantasy Adventure Machine... Welcome to the F.A.M.

In/outro music credit: Daniel Furniss