Worst Movies Ever Played
32 episodes
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Synopsis:
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play podcast where three comedians use a roleplaying game to improvise hilariously bad VHS movies. The kind you'd find scavenging through the dumpster behind a Blockbuster Video. Hosts Patrick Baker (Regular Show), Brent Butler (Norm Macdonald Live), and Geoffrey Golden (Wet Hot American Summer RPG) produce cheesy movies on the fly with the help of some dice, a tabletop RPG, and starting in season 3: comedian guests stars. They play every role and narrate the action, while Hollywood sound designer Adam Baker (The Invisible Man) provides the music and SFX. No lights! No cameras! But hours of action! Also plenty of dice-rolling, bizarre characters, and mind-numbing plot twists – all without the rental fees.
Language: English
Format: Audio RPG
Continuity: Oneshots
Writing: Improvised
Genres: Comedy, Multigenre
Completion status: Not applicable
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Episodes:
Dark Side of the Noon (Part 2)
Tue, 09 Dec 2025 07:00:00 -0800
It’s fourth down and fangs out for the North Bend High School football team.
Joey Clift joins us for the conclusion to Dark Side of the Noon. After Buff accidentally kills Postmaster Charlie with a remarkably powerful BB gun, Milton leads a forensic investigation to prove Charlie was a vampire, thus making the murder totally chill. Meanwhile, Tekanii investigates the presence of Russian vampires in the area, and starts by questioning his mortal enemies: The Otter Men. At the table, Brent wins the game thirty minutes early by choosing his favored tree for the final battle.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual-play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Buff McBicep: Joey Clift
Milton T. Snazzwhimper: Geoffrey Golden
Tekanii: Brent Butler
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Story Editor: Stephen Indrisano
Sound Design: Adam Baker
Financier: Our Venmo, which is @worstmoviespod
MOVIE TRIVIA: When the story was rejected as a Halloween episode of Northern Exposure, the writer then pitched it as a Christmas episode of Northern Exposure. He was then fired from the writing staff of Northern Exposure and wrote this movie.
Dark Side of the Noon (Part 1)
Tue, 02 Dec 2025 07:00:00 -0800
Forget Friday Night Lights. This is Friday Night Bites!
Comedian and TV writer Joey Clift joins us for Dark Side of the Noon. It's the winter solstice and the darkest day of the year in North Bend, Alaska. A tiny town with a secret, but most importantly a football game to win - that is until the rival team turns vampire. Now the town's only hope is dimwitted jock Buff McBicep, his coach/history teacher/cryptid enthusiast Wiley Pete, and local nerd Milton T. Snazzwhimper. At the table, Brent wonders what kind of pilot ratings creatures of the night might have. Geoffrey discovers he had a little Gary Gygax living in him the whole time.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual-play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Buff McBicep: Joey Clift
Milton T. Snazzwhimper: Geoffrey Golden
Tekanii: Brent Butler
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Story Editor: Stephen Indrisano
Sound Design: Adam Baker
Financier: Our Venmo, which is @worstmoviespod
MOVIE TRIVIA: The film’s writer initially pitched this story as a Halloween episode of Northern Exposure.
Tue, 25 Nov 2025 07:00:00 -0800
“You must be status and you must be quo, because I hate your f**king guts.” —Your adorable family cat, probably
Joan Ford joins us for the decidedly-adult children’s movie A Pilgrimage of Pets! Faced with certain incarceration in the pound, Avril and Kingy make a run for it to the woods, leaving Mae to fend for himself in the county pound. At the table (sort of), we watch helplessly as a motion picture editor misses precious moments in his young children’s lives because he has to repeatedly blur out a dog’s anus.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual-play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Avril: Joan Ford
Kingy: Geoffrey Golden
Middle-aged Ecclesiastes (Mae): Brent Butler
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Story Editor: Stephen Indrisano
Sound Design: Adam Baker
Financier: Our Venmo, which is @worstmoviespod
MOVIE TRIVIA: Based on his work in A Pilgrimage of Pets, the film’s Assistant Editor was hired to work on Human Centipede.
Tue, 18 Nov 2025 07:00:00 -0800
We did it, everyone. We made the most R-rated children’s movie ever.
Comedian and TV writer Joan Ford joins us for A Pilgrimage of Pets! Three lovable pets are about to go on the adventure of nine lifetimes. At a music festival in Northern California, Kingy the idiot bloodhound, Mae the stuck-up kitty, and Avril the anarchist duck stay out partying, p**sing and sh**ting all night. When they wake up, their owners are gone and they have to find their way home. At the table, Patrick makes Brent roll on whether or not cats understand the concept of musicals.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual-play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Avril: Joan Ford
Kingy: Geoffrey Golden
Middle-aged Ecclesiastes (Mae): Brent Butler
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Story Editor: Stephen Indrisano
Sound Design: Adam Baker
Financier: Our Venmo, which is @worstmoviespod
MOVIE TRIVIA: It might seem easy to get a dog and a duck to literally fill a Mercedes Benz with p**s and s**t, but it actually took animal trainers months of work to get that shot.
Tue, 11 Nov 2025 07:00:00 -0800
If you ever encounter a giant, man-eating blob, consider scatting at it to make it go away.
Robin Higgins joins us for part two of The Goo! When parasitic goo monsters threatens the city, Theo, Trina, and Bland Beige do what all heroes would do: take a sexy shower together for, uh, safety reasons. Then, they fight the monster using the power of collegiate a cappella. At the table, Patrick maybe impresses New England listeners and definitely bores everyone else with his knowledge of Boston landmarks.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual-play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Trina Tara: Robin Higgins
Theo Silverplum: Geoffrey Golden
Bland Beige: Brent Butler
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Story Editor: Stephen Indrisano
Sound Design: Adam Baker
Financier: Our Venmo, which is @worstmoviespod
MOVIE TRIVIA: The day after filming the sexy shower decontamination scene, the entire grip department called out “horny” from work.
Tue, 04 Nov 2025 07:00:00 -0800
None of this would have happened if we'd built the evil secret lab under a Shoney’s.
Comedian, author, and science educator Robin Higgins tolerates our bunk science in this episode’s movie: The Goo! Ooze-nithologist Theo Silverplum and nondescript government bureaucrat Bland Beige investigate an exploded Friendly’s family restaurant. The culprit… Goo! From space? Probably? Scientist Trina Tara, as smart as she is busty, warns that dark matter is involved. At the table, everyone professes their undying love for the little wooden puzzles at family restaurants. Brent is shocked no one’s heard of the K-car. It’s the car that saved Detroit, people!
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual-play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Trina Tara: Robin Higgins
Theo Silverplum: Geoffrey Golden
Bland Beige: Brent Butler
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Story Editor: Stephen Indrisano
Sound Design: Adam Baker
Financier: Our Venmo, which is @worstmoviespod
MOVIE TRIVIA: The actor who played Bland Beige went missing three times during filming, simply because he blended into the background of the sound stage and no one could find him.
Tue, 28 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0800
There can only be one (butt cheek sawed off).
Cartoonist Lars Kenseth joins us for the thrilling conclusion to Tartans of Forever! Three immortals, Grok, Skirm, and Morcant have been ambushed in 1980s NYC. Their long-time enemy, fellow immortal Campbell Stornoway, has sent the NYC Butcher’s Guild to kill them in the only way you can kill an immortal: By sawing off a singular butt cheek. Now Grok, Skirm, and Morcant have to hold on to their butts in a very literal sense. At the table, Geoffrey is astonished to learn that some guy named David Dinkins was actually mayor of NYC once. Brent refuses to heal himself so he can instead make an elaborate rat plan.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual-play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Skirm Isher: Lars Kenseth
Grok Winthrop: Geoffrey Golden
Morcant: Brent Butler
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Story Editor: Stephen Indrisano
Sound Design: Adam Baker
Financier: Our Venmo, which is @worstmoviespod
MOVIE TRIVIA: David Dinkins in no way approves this message.
Tue, 21 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0800
The IP lawsuits are temporary, but the laughs are immortal. So we’re ripping off Highlander.
Cartoonist Lars Kenseth joins us for Tartans of Forever! In the year 1356, three immortals met during a war in Scotland. Grok, a caveman who loves business, Skirm Isher, a pikeman who is great at holding poles, and Morcant, a plague doctor/snake-oil salesman, become besties! Now they’re living it up in 1980s NYC with nothing to fear but coke residue on their business cards. Oh, and also, the immortal commander they betrayed in 1356. He’s still around too. At the table, Brent throws some of the worst rolls ever, predictably resulting in snakes everywhere.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual-play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Skirm Isher: Lars Kenseth
Grok Winthrop: Geoffrey Golden
Morcant: Brent Butler
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Story Editor: Stephen Indrisano
Sound Design: Adam Baker
Financier: Our Venmo, which is @worstmoviespod
MOVIE TRIVIA: All of the Scottish tartans in this movie are really just strategically placed flannel shirts “borrowed” from the cameramen.
Hard E's Big Adventure (Part 2)
Tue, 14 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0800
If the plastic ball pit at your child’s birthday party doesn’t get melted into molten plastic by hot alien hands, is it even a real party?
Ian Abramson joins us for part two of Hard E’s Big Adventure! Duncan and Maggie try to hide Hard E, an alien visiting Earth, at their local Hardee’s by covering him in fast-food takeout bags and passing him off as an attendee at Amanda Jessup’s birthday party, until the NASA Special Investigations Unit shows up with major firepower. At the table, Ian reveals that, historically, Ronald McDonald was a literal trash person.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual-play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Hard E: Ian Abramson
Duncan Punchnugget: Geoffrey Golden
Maggie Burniston: Brent Butler
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Story Editor: Stephen Indrisano
Sound Design: Adam Baker
Financier: Our Venmo, which is @worstmoviespod
MOVIE TRIVIA: For tax credit reasons, all scenes set at a Hardee’s were actually shot at a Tim Horton’s in Vancouver.
Hard E's Big Adventure (Part 1)
Tue, 07 Oct 2025 07:01:00 -0800
It’s like if E.T. was wet, scaly, fascinated by hate, and sponsored by a fast food corporation.
Comedian Ian Abramson joins us for Hard E’s Big Adventure! Aspiring bully Duncan Punchnugget and astronomy-club member Maggie Burniston witness a UFO landing. Out pops Hard E, an alien who wants to learn about humanity’s anger and sadness. But Duncan and Maggie will have to keep their new friend safe from the NASA Special Investigations Unit, mostly so Duncan can beat up Hard E himself. Also the whole thing is sponsored by Hardee’s? Not really. It’s a bit. But Hardee’s, if you’re reading this, we’ll absolutely consider a real sponsorship.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual-play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Hard E: Ian Abramson
Duncan Punchnugget: Geoffrey Golden
Maggie Burniston: Brent Butler
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Story Editor: Stephen Indrisano
Sound Design: Adam Baker
Financier: Our Venmo, which is @worstmoviespod
MOVIE TRIVIA: Hard E’s costume was so slimy the costumer dropped it on a dirty floor and didn’t clean it because “it gave the suit character.”
Tue, 07 Oct 2025 07:00:00 -0800
Please listen. They have my daughter.
If you don't listen to the trailer for Season 3 of Worst Movies Ever Played, the comedy actual play podcast where the hosts make up bad movies on the spot, I fear what will happen to her.
New episodes start today!
Oh no, they're coming back!!!
Bonus Feature: Stories Related to and Generally Concerning the Graveyard
Tue, 29 Aug 2023 07:00:00 -0800
While we're in "post-pro" on our third season of Worst Movies Ever Played (coming soon!), here's a bonus made-for-TV style movie called Sunset House from the mid-80s horror anthology series Stories Related to and Generally Concerning the Graveyard.
Percy, an encyclopedia salesman, and Kushy, a van-loving vagabond, are amateur supernatural investigators who come upon a legendary haunted house. No one who stays the night survives until morning, and when the house traps Percy and Kushy inside, they soon learn why.
This special episode is a crossover with Shelterwood, an upcoming 16 episode docu-horror audio fiction series about a missing girl, an impossible suburb, and the American dream. Shelterwood is written and produced by our story editor Stephen Indrisano. Check out Shelterwood's Indiegogo campaign and delve into the mystery.
CREDITS
Your Director: Stephen Indrisano
Percy Marsten: Patrick Baker
Kushy: Geoffrey Golden
Story Editor & Sound Design: Stephen Indrisano
FOLLOW
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
Movie Trivia: The house used as the main shooting location was owned at the time by Kojak star Telly Savalas. In the background of the kitchen are a box of lollipops.
Hot Night in Cyber Dallas (Part 3)
Tue, 19 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0800
In the thrilling conclusion of A Hot Night In CyberDallas, Ronnie Fax-Machine and Paramnesia face off against Major Lazer, a Jamaican cyborg killing machine that is, strangely enough, not musical in any way. At the table, Brent adds a dimension of sexy realism to the Cyberpunk genre by pondering the electrical and plumbing layouts of an office building in 2044.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Ronny Faxmachine: Geoffrey Golden
Father Paramnesia: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Julian Mundy
Sound Design: Adam Baker
FOLLOW:
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
MOVIE TRIVIA: In the script, the name of the company is spelled "Texus Instraments," making them invulnerable to lawsuits.
Hot Night in Cyber Dallas (Part 2)
Tue, 12 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0800
In part two of A Hot Night In CyberDallas, Ronnie Fax-Machine and Paramnesia continue to work their way up the Texas Instruments tower, fighting back against the big calculator lobby with biblical holograms and plain old violence. At the table, Geoffrey and Brent finally figure out that they can search the bodies of enemies for clues. Patrick learns that his Jamaican accent is so bad, they should hire an actor to play an NPC
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Ronny Faxmachine: Geoffrey Golden
Father Paramnesia: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Julian Mundy
Sound Design: Adam Baker
FOLLOW:
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
MOVIE TRIVIA: The holographic Bible violence in the film was cited as the primary inspiration for Pureflix.
Hot Night in Cyber Dallas (Part 1)
Tue, 05 Jul 2022 07:00:00 -0800
In 2044, the megacorporation of Texas Instruments and its CEO, TJ MacCune, lords over all of CyberDallas. Ronnie Fax-Machine, a veteran of Texas Instruments’ human fax program, is on a quest to make the company resume tech support for human faxes. Paramnesia, a holo-priest, believes that Texas Instruments has killed God. Together, they team up to break into the Texas Instruments tower. At the table, Patrick fights (and loses) a battle with a cardboard box flap.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Ronny Faxmachine: Geoffrey Golden
Paramnesia: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Julian Mundy
Sound Design: Adam Baker
FOLLOW:
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
MOVIE TRIVIA: The film was adapted from a newspaper article about a man who ate faxes at a local fair.
Tue, 28 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0800
In the conclusion of Sex 84, Sam Droid has been apprehended and brought to the former lab of Tommy Funkhauser and Dr. Blazen. Tommy Funkhauser plans to use these sex robots as part of the secret government project, Readiness Exercise 1984. Dr. Blazen just wants hijinks, which totally ensue when Sam Droid escapes, giant marijuana plants attack, and other robots consider the philosophy of Objectivism.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Sam Droid: Geoffrey Golden
Dr. Blazen: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Julian Mundy
Sound Design: Adam Baker
FOLLOW:
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
MOVIE TRIVIA: Ayn Rand is bad!
Tue, 21 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0800
In Sex 84, Dr. Blazen, a genius scientist who loves smoking weed heads back to his former lab with his former boss, Tommy “Fun Times” Funkhauser, a man who loves wearing Hawaiian shirts. Meanwhile Sam Droid, a former sex robot, is searching for his lost sister, Anna. Did you ever wish Stephen Spielberg’s A.I. was more 420-friendly? Or that Red Shoe Diaries involved computer languages? Then you’ll love this!
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Sam Droid: Geoffrey Golden
Dr. Blazen: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Julian Mundy
Sound Design: Adam Baker
FOLLOW:
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
MOVIE TRIVIA: The film was bankrolled by Cinemax based on the title, and they were extremely disappointed with the results.
Water So Blue It's Black (Part 3)
Tue, 14 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0800
In the thrilling conclusion of Water So Blue It’s Black, Tony, Slaps, and Gilda enter the mysterious, underwater alien cathedral that was guarded by krill ghosts. The wonders and dangers inside bring new meaning to the phrase “publish or perish” for these state university employees. At the table, Brent annoys Patrick with his wish list of underwater hardware and tools. Next time, go to the Home Depot before you hit the ocean floor, Brent.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Tony Danzers: Geoffrey Golden
Slaps the Sorority Dolphin: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Julian Mundy
Sound Design: Adam Baker
Executive Producer: Carl
FOLLOW:
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
MOVIE TRIVIA: Almost all copies of this film were destroyed by Tony Danza's "friends" in the "sanitation business."
Water So Blue It's Black (Part 2)
Tue, 07 Jun 2022 07:00:00 -0800
In part two of Water So Blue It’s Black, Tony and Slaps try to steal a submarine to go find the missing crew that’s been lost somewhere in the Bermuda Triangle. But first they have to get through FUFLBOT 9000, the robot who protects Sea Station 86. Bad news: He’s categorized them as hostile and is preparing to use “the hard stuff” on them. Good news: He’s very friendly about it!
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Tony Danzers: Geoffrey Golden
Slaps the Sorority Dolphin: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Julian Mundy
Sound Design: Adam Baker
Executive Producer: Carl
FOLLOW:
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
MOVIE TRIVIA: The pirate ghosts were based on real ghosts who still haunt the director to this day.
Water So Blue It's Black (Part 1)
Tue, 31 May 2022 07:00:00 -0800
In Water So Blue It’s Black, it’s 2054, and a crew of marine biologists has gone missing from Sea Station 86, which sits deep below the Bermuda Triangle. Former boxer and sea-station manager Tony Danzers must team up with his intern, a prissy, entitled talking dolphin named Slaps, to find the missing crew. At the table, Patrick explains to Geoffrey that some people won’t rewire their moral compasses just because they’ve been offered baked ziti.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Tony Danzers: Geoffrey Golden
Slaps the Sorority Dolphin: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Julian Mundy
Sound Design: Adam Baker
Executive Producer: Carl
FOLLOW:
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
MOVIE TRIVIA: Slaps was portrayed by puppeteer Johannes Rube, who nearly drowned to death in the leaky rubber dolphin puppet.
Mon, 30 May 2022 07:00:00 -0800
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
Tue, 04 May 2021 07:00:00 -0800
It's the conclusion of Space Squad, our final episode of the season. And okay, it turns out our heroes had it all wrong. Whoops. The furry monsters were the good guys, and Rex and Boba were flying around with the bad guys. Well, sh*t. At the table, Patrick leaves Brent no choice but to straight-up eat one of the main characters.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Rex Lazerbeam: Geoffrey Golden
Boba T: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Adam Baker
Sound Design: Adam Baker
MOVIE TRIVIA: If you play them at the exact same time, Space Squad syncs perfectly with Phil Collins' third album No Jacket Required.
FOLLOW:
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
Tue, 27 Apr 2021 12:00:00 -0800
In Space Squad, a ship slowly floats onscreen. Somewhere below, a planet of small, hair-covered monsters waits in ambush. Our brave, spacefaring misfits are the only thing standing between them and the much-vaunted Bridge of Understanding. In this movie, which is in no way capitalizing on the success of other space movies, battles will rage, blood will flow, and fur will fly. At the table, Brent discovers there's independent journalism in space.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Rex Lazerbeam: Geoffrey Golden
Boba T: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Adam Baker
Sound Design: Adam Baker
MOVIE TRIVIA: The cocaine snorted on-screen is real. In fact, the budget for Space Squad was raised by selling cocaine to Hollywood actors.
FOLLOW:
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
Devil's Tramping Ground (Part 2)
Tue, 20 Apr 2021 12:00:00 -0800
It's the conclusion of Devil's Tramping Ground. In a fight for their very souls, high school science teacher Mr. Linnaeus, and high school bully Duncan Punchnugget, face off against a being who claims to be Satan. But can a man of science accept such a statement on blind faith? Will our bully accept that somewhere there is a bully even more bully than he is? At the table, the players create a scene that legitimately freaks themselves out.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Duncan Punchnugget: Geoffrey Golden
Mr. Linnaeus: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Adam Baker
Sound Design: Adam Baker
MOVIE TRIVIA: The film was shot on-location at the real Devil's Tramping Ground... and no one has heard from the director since.
FOLLOW:
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
Devil's Tramping Ground (Part 1)
Tue, 13 Apr 2021 12:00:00 -0800
In Devil's Tramping Ground, two members of the Pittsboro High Science Club are missing. With a pending detention hanging over his head, high school bully Duncan must find the missing students by teaming up to with the person you would least expect: his boring science teacher, Mr. Linnaeus! Anything can and will happen when this unlikely pair go searching in the spooky woods. Maybe this friendly and not-mysterious-at-all Southern Gentleman can help. At the table, Patrick rewards Geoffrey for reading a porno magazine.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Duncan Punchnugget: Geoffrey Golden
Mr. Linnaeus: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Julian Mundy
Sound Design: Adam Baker
MOVIE TRIVIA: Many religions believe that circles are evil.
Follow:
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
Stop or My Owl Will Shoot (Part 2)
Tue, 06 Apr 2021 12:00:00 -0800
It's the conclusion of Stop or My Owl Will Shoot. The only thing worse than werewolves is werewolves who litter. Time to bring justice... owl justice. The second-half of the movie really ups the tree-hugger environmentalism, but not nearly as much as it ups the face-clawing violence. At the table, the RPG system is pushed to the limit when Brent must roll to successfully take a dump.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Verne "Verney" Verner: Geoffrey Golden
Hoot: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Julian Mundy
Sound Design: Adam Baker
MOVIE TRIVIA: Unsold VHS copies of Stop or My Owl Will Shoot were illegally dumped into a New Mexico river, poisoning a small town.
FOLLOW:
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
Stop or My Owl Will Shoot (Part 1)
Tue, 30 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0800
In Stop or My Owl Will Shoot, Hoot is only two feet tall, but this owl wasn't born yesterday. In fact, he used to be human until he was brutally mudered in these very woods. Now, with the help of a bumbling sheriff, a magical tree spirit, and a pistol in a plastic grocery bag, Hoot's on a mission to avenge his death... and also save the forest... and stuff. At the table, Patrick figures out a novel solution for an owl to carry weapons.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Verne "Verney" Verner: Geoffrey Golden
Hoot: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Julian Mundy
Sound Design: Adam Baker
MOVIE TRIVIA: All police violence is unacceptable, and that includes Sheriff Verne attacking a taking owl with a broom.
FOLLOW:
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
Tue, 23 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0800
It's the conclusion of Air Force Fun. With Soviet terrorists in control of the president's personal rail gun, Alan and Max are in a race against time. There's no time left to murder-talk their way out of this situation. A dangerous maneuver is their only chance, but it just might cost them their lives - and even worse, their sensitive guts. At the table, Geoffrey gets Patrick to describe some super gross violence!
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Max Cruncher: Geoffrey Golden
Alan Thickridge: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Julian Mundy
Sound Design: Adam Baker
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
MOVIE TRIVIA: According to Guinness World Records, Yuri has the highest amount of unintentional accents of any villain in movie history.
FOLLOW:
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
Tue, 16 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0800
In Air Force Fun, maritial artist and IBS spokesman Max Cruncher is in the fight of his life to save his best buddy, who also happens to be a sentient Air Force One. Using the power of White Karate and an endless supply of soothing anticid tablets, he has one kick-punch left to save America. At the table, Patrick punishes Geoffrey and Brent for "patriot talkin'."
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Max Cruncher: Geoffrey Golden
Alan Thickridge: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Julian Mundy
Sound Design: Adam Baker
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
MOVIE TRIVIA: Willow (1988), directed by Ron Howard, was also heavily sponsored by Gutoids.
FOLLOW:
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
Suburban Sorcery: Magic and Mufflers (Part 2)
Tue, 09 Mar 2021 13:00:00 -0800
The conclusion of Suburban Sorcery: Magic and Mufflers. Duct-taped to the bottom of a Ford Bronco, Trapper is about to learn the meaning of life after death. Shecky and Tails very sloooowly come to his aid. The big showdown between our heroes and the forces of darkness is at hand and it looks like the Bronco's 200 cubic-inch inline six wont be the only thing combusting. At the table, Brent gives a masterclass on the history of buckthorn.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Shecky: Geoffrey Golden
Trapper: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Adam Baker
Sound Design: Adam Baker
MOVIE TRIVIA: The song "All Night Mall" was written and composed by Ted Kaczynski, later known as the Unabomber.
FOLLOW:
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
Suburban Sorcery: Magic and Mufflers (Part 1)
Tue, 02 Mar 2021 13:00:00 -0800
In Suburban Sorcery: Magic and Mufflers, Trapper Keefer, a fur trapper, and his talking beaver Tails team up with an impossibly likable (in that it's impossible to like him) car salesmen Shecky Stumper to fight the greatest scourge to ever curse these country roads: Satanist teens with learners permits! Our heroes will leave no petting zoo undestroyed in pursuit of these evil teens... and Trapper's grenade launcher. Meanwhile, Patrick and Brent debate whether teens wore seatbelts in the 80s.
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
MOVIE TRIVIA: To get into character, the actors who played Trapper and Shecky went to a real police academy, where they were charged with witness tampering and racial profiling. The judge let them off with a stern frowning at.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker @ItsPatrickBaker
Shecky: Geoffrey Golden @Geoffrey Golden
Trapper: Brent Butler @BrentLButler
Story Editor: Adam Baker
Sound Design: Adam Baker
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Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.
Mon, 01 Mar 2021 13:00:00 -0800
Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.
CREDITS:
Your Director: Patrick Baker
Shecky: Geoffrey Golden
Trapper: Brent Butler
Story Editor: Adam Baker
Sound Design: Adam Baker
FOLLOW:
Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.