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CRAP NOIR


19 episodes

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Creator: CRAP NOIR Podcast Team

CrapNoir


Full cast Comedy Serial Audio Drama


Synopsis:

We are CRAP NOIR – a podcast team dedicated to bringing you some subpar jokes along with a moderately funny twist on the classic noir genre and detective radio shows of years past. Beth is a downtrodden twenty-something – completely SHOCKED that no one wants to hire her with her oddly specific and definitely legitimate Master’s degree in Detective Literature. She spends her time searching Craiglist for jobs that require her highly-sought-after expertise, thanks to the free WiFi at local New Jersey coffee shop, The Big Steam. She bugs her favorite mediocre barista, Jim Jam, for hours on end so her mother believes she isn’t an unemployable failure. Luckily for Beth, her first case finally emerges when friendly farm chicken, Esmeralda, disappears. Time to see if Beth’s degree holds up in the real-world! Follow us on Twitter, Tumblr, and Instagram @crapnoir


Format: Audio Drama

Continuity: Serial

Writing: Scripted

Voices: Full cast

Genres: Comedy, Crime and Mystery, Noir

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Episodes:

CRAP Extra: Puffy Coat Blues

Wed, 01 Jan 2025 17:00:00 -0500

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Welcome to the post-holiday slump! Shake off those winter blues with this classic from the Steely Mans!

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Ep 7. Goatastrophe

Fri, 26 May 2023 00:00:00 -0400

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Beth follows a lead on Johnnie but not without baaaad consequences. 

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Blooper Track: Episode 5

Sat, 29 Apr 2023 18:00:00 -0400

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Pull up a seat as the team records Ep. 5: A Fruitless Flashback.

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Ep 6. A(u)nticipation

Fri, 19 Aug 2022 19:00:00 -0400

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Beth looks for leads surrounding her sister's disappearance; though, new arrivals may make matters more messy.

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Blooper Track: Episode 4

Thu, 07 Jul 2022 23:00:00 -0400

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Take a listen behind the scenes of the second virtual episode recorded at the onset of the pandemic. 

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Ep 5. A Fruitless Flashback

Fri, 22 Apr 2022 18:00:00 -0400

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At a loss of how to help with Eliza's case, Johnnie looks to Jim Jam for advice.

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Blooper Track: Episode 3

Sun, 27 Mar 2022 21:00:00 -0400

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Listen behind the scenes of the first of two virtual episodes that the team recorded during the onset of the pandemic. 

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Ep 4. Coverless Concerto

Tue, 01 Feb 2022 22:00:00 -0500

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Beth tries to  remedy a snafu in Charlie's case, even when it leads her to a hot spot she'd rather avoid. 

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Trailer: Ep 4. Coverless Concerto (CRAP NOIR Extra)

Wed, 12 Jan 2022 22:00:00 -0500

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An intriguing teaser trailer for the long-awaited fourth chapter of CRAP NOIR.

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Happy Thanksgiving from CRAP NOIR!

Wed, 24 Nov 2021 20:00:00 -0500

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We interrupt this podcast for a brief message from our writer.

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Olsen Farm (CRAP NOIR Extra)

Sun, 10 Oct 2021 19:00:00 -0400

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Do you hear that? Olsen Farm's fresh produce and friendly animal residents are calling you!

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Betty Belter's New EP (CRAP NOIR Extra)

Mon, 31 May 2021 23:00:00 -0400

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Hear the debut single from Betty Belter's new EP, "Bellowing with Betty Belter" at Indie Lounge's Open Mic Night!
(We'd like to take a moment to blame high maintenance musicians for the delay of our next episode... sigh... --Barry)

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Snappy Solvers (CRAP NOIR Extra)

Sun, 28 Mar 2021 19:00:00 -0400

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For the best rates in town when you need things found, call Johnnie Craquerbarrle!
*Snappy Solvers is a subsidiary of Craquerbarrle Crime Cracking, Inc. (CCC).

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Blooper Track: Episode 2

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 14:00:00 -0500

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Take a listen behind the scenes of episode 2, back when the team was able to huddle around the same microphone.

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Ep 3. Company's Coming

Sun, 31 Jan 2021 16:00:00 -0500

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Beth's Pa and sister arrive unexpectedly. Beth evades birthday celebrations and sees Charlie about a new case. 

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The Big Steam (CRAP NOIR Extra)

Sun, 14 Jun 2020 16:00:00 -0400

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The Big Steam on Route 12 -- What can we brew for you?

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Transcript


Blooper Track: Episode 1

Fri, 01 May 2020 16:00:00 -0400

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A look at what's really happening around the microphone.

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Ep 2. The Poultry Plot Twist

Sat, 25 Apr 2020 19:00:00 -0400

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Beth faces off against a rival detective in the search for a missing chicken. 

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Ep 1. The Poultry Prologue

Tue, 11 Feb 2020 22:00:00 -0500

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Beth discovers her first case as we discover her mediocre, unremarkable life.

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