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The Lettuce Inn


28 episodes


Full cast Multigenre Longform Audio RPG


Synopsis:

Welcome to the Lettuce Inn, where tabletop role-playing game happy hour starts now!

Using an ever expanding menu of role-play systems, inn workers Erika, Jayson, Lindsey, Blake, and Mika will lead you (and themselves) through a new TTRPG gameplay course each season with harrowing storylines and a look at how each unique game system works.


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Language: English

Format: Audio RPG

Continuity: Longform

Writing: Improvised

Voices: Full cast

Genres: Multigenre

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Episodes:

Season 2 Wrap Up

Mon, 21 Mar 2022 18:37:23 GMT

Now that we've reached the conclusion of Monstrum ex Machina, we're doing our season tradition of a series wrap up! Come sit in The Lettuce Inn while we discuss our favorite parts of Season 2!


Thanks for checking out our LIVE recorded episode!


Erika: GM

Thirsty: Lindsey

Henry: Matt

Lemon: Mika

Marija: Steph


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Limeade

Fri, 04 Mar 2022 17:00:07 GMT

CW // This episode contains heavy themes such as death and suicidal ideation. (But we think the ending is okay!) Please listen with caution, and if this is something you struggle with, please know… you aren't alone. And there is help available to you.


Season 2 of the Lettuce Inn comes to an end as the four friends come together for the series finale! This is it! Let's role!!


Erika: GM

Thirsty: Lindsey

Henry: Matt

Lemon: Mika

Marija: Steph


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Something about betrayal

Fri, 18 Feb 2022 04:53:49 GMT

Secrets are exposed as the friends investigate what's by the fountain. Marija desperately wants to help. Lemon is in denial about something pretty serious. Things get frosty with Thirsty, and Henry locks the door.“I want my fedora back!” Lemon yells. (That's all you're getting- no spoilers in this description!)

Let's role!

Erika: GM

Thirsty: Lindsey

Henry: Matt

Lemon: Mika

Marija: Steph


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Shadow in the Dark

Fri, 11 Feb 2022 04:47:54 GMT

Lemon investigates the pastry shop automaton and comes across some vital and shocking information. Henry shows off a new skill! Thirsty has a small identity crisis, and Marija scurries as fast as she can to keep up with the crew.“2.0…2.0…2.0” Lemon repeats, shell-shocked.

Let's Role!

GM: Erika

Henry: Matt

Lemon: Mika

Marija: Steph

Thirsty: Lindsey


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Past and Presence

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 05:01:56 GMT

Henry recieves a letter requesting information, along with a very difficult choice to make. Come along with us while we get dive into the mind of Henry S. Lenderman and a decision that could very well change the course of his life.

Henry: Matt


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A New Friend

Fri, 21 Jan 2022 04:56:27 GMT

The ship lands, the group enjoys a pastry, and then everything gets... weird. A waiter automaton sees auras, Henry just came back from who knows where, Thirsty frantically grasps at straws (and weird acronyms), Lemon reboots, and Marija... Marija is hearing voices.

Let's Role!

"Even emus like omelettes... greater than!"

GM: Erika

Thirsty: Lindsey

Henry: Matt

Lemon: Mika

Marija: Stephanie


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Secrets and Friendship

Fri, 14 Jan 2022 04:43:24 GMT

Welcome back! We're back from our midseason break, and the party finds themselves escaping the library and reuniting back at the sky boat where they bond with one another unlike ever before.Thirsty causes a distraction in the library. Marija spills her secrets. Henry shares a special moment in the pool, and in the bar. Lemon goes "blue screen of death" for a little bit, but Marija knows just how to reboot him."What kind of feelings do you have?" The witch asks, increasingly overwhelmed by the four strangers. "Sexual." Thirsty adds with a wicked smile. Let's Role!GM: Erika

Thirsty: Lindsey

Henry: Matt

Lemon: Mika

Marija: Stephanie


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Flirtation and Books

Fri, 05 Nov 2021 15:50:40 GMT

(Whispering:) Shhhh! Episode 7 takes place in the library! In this extra long midseason finale, the group explores and causes mayhem throughout the entire building.Henry reads a boring book that gives him a strange bit of info about the council. Thirsty not only can’t remember who he is but seems to have forgotten an entire language, while Lemon has ways of distracting (nom nom!).

Marija… well Marija practices the art of seduction and makes our GM blush.“Oh, I’m sorry, you took my breath away for a minute there.” Marija says, laying it on thick. Jimothy gets wide eyed. “…What?”

Let’s role!

GM: Erika

Thirsty: Lindsey

Henry: Matt

Lemon: Mika

Marija: Stephanie


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Upgrades and Net-Mail

Sat, 30 Oct 2021 03:58:46 GMT

Episode six is here, and so is the sky boat! Our crew makes a last-minute run to TechKing, where they indulge in several exciting upgrades.

While Marija and Lemon undergo a quick procedure, Henry gets some information. Thirsty finds a helpful item for well… being thirsty.

“Go buy yourself something pretty,” Lemon says, dropping a few silver coins into Thirsty’s hands.

 Let’s role!

GM: Erika

Thirsty: Lindsey

Marija: Stephanie

Lemon: Mika

Henry: Matt


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The Cost of a Soul

Fri, 22 Oct 2021 16:31:09 GMT

Are things worse than they seem in the Black Market? In episode five, Lemon and his honorary junior private eyes discover the answer, and it’s one they might not like. Lemon muses on the worth of a soul, Thirsty sees a vision of pastries, Henry receives a heart-wrenching letter a little too late, and Marija finds the light.

“I’ve been too late too many times,” Henry half whispers, fighting against his random teleportation.

 Let’s role!

GM: Erika

Thirsty: Lindsey

Marija: Stephanie

Lemon: Mika

Henry: Matt


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Bison Bacon and a Captured Soul

Fri, 15 Oct 2021 03:31:54 GMT

It’s our fourth episode, and our team has finally arrived at the Black Market!! So many great choices, so little time, and practically no money. Gotta choose those items wisely…

The team also takes time to discuss how they can help each other on their respective journeys. Henry takes off on his own adventure and brings back bison bacon. Meanwhile, Lemon pawns off Yorick, Marija has an hour to capture a soul, and Thirsty dishes out a sick burn.

“Get that eye fixed; you seem to struggle with it.”

Let’s role!

GM: Erika

Thirsty: Lindsey

Marija: Stephanie

Lemon: Mika

Henry: Matt


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Black Market Amnesia

Fri, 08 Oct 2021 05:11:50 GMT

In Episode 3, we make it to the Black Market! Sort of. We just need to figure out this puzzle first… 

Thirsty rips open an automaton’s chest; Lemon makes a new friend named Yorick; Henry is voted best at haggling, and Maria turns out to be really good at word puzzles. 

“I HAVE AMNESIA!” 

Let’s role!

GM: Erika

Thirsty: Lindsey

Marija: Stephanie

Lemon: Mika

Henry: Matt


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Henry S. Lenderman: A Backstory

Fri, 01 Oct 2021 10:00:59 GMT

If you have ever wanted to know the backstories of your favorite characters in this season of The Lettuce Inn TTRPG, then this is the episode for you! Grab your favorite drink, and maybe some chips too, then sit back and listen as we get a glimpse into the life of Henry S. Lenderman.

Henry: Matt 


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We're All Monsters Here

Fri, 17 Sep 2021 17:33:04 GMT

In our second episode, the team is finally together, and they hit the ground running. Well, they run from Marija’s automaton pursuers! Thirsty and Marija pose as a married couple (with Lemon as their malfunctioning servant). Once they’re safely on a ship, they catch a breather. Maybe. Henry receives a special letter, Marija tries to relax, Lemon cases the joint, and Thirsty has a memory flash??? The road trip to Library Athena is gonna be exhausting.

“Lemon. Like the fruit… or like a dud.”

Let’s role!

GM: Erika

Thirsty: Lindsey

Lemon: Mika

Marija: Stephanie

Henry: Matt


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So Many Questions with So Few Answers

Fri, 10 Sep 2021 05:14:09 GMT

In our first episode, we follow Thirsty, Henry, Lemon, and Marija as their morning routines lead to a search for identity, a cure for heartache, clues that lead nowhere, and a mysterious chase through the city. We’ve barely started, and already the questions are piling up!

Let’s role!


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Welcome to Monstrum ex Machina

Fri, 03 Sep 2021 05:35:51 GMT

Welcome to the Lettuce Inn, Monstrum ex Machina location! Would you like an introduction to the area? 

In season 2, episode 0, Game Master Erika introduces us to Arium, the TTRPG system used to create Monstrum: a land of monsters, automatons, and shadowy creatures.  

With both new and returning players, our cast is sure to keep you entertained. Our new player, Matthew, is the Slenderman Henry S. Lenderman, who only wants to feel again. And returning from season one is Stephanie as the on-the-lam Rusalka, Marija, Lindsey as the amnesiac Mahaha named Thirsty, and Mika as the dreamless automaton, Lemon the Dud, PI. 

Let's role!


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A Very Mouse Guard Recap

Fri, 26 Mar 2021 10:30:21 GMT

It’s time for our post-season live recap episode, and we hold nothing back! Join us as we talk about the good, the bad, and the ugly!

We asked the players behind your favorite Mouse Guard all of the burning questions you’ve had this season. Questions about character inspirations, their favorite moments, and the character creation process. 

Mika (Lemonwhisker) reveals if it’ll work out between Todd North and Lemon Lemonwhisker. Jayson’s (Q) inspiration behind The Mighty Q is both surprising and painfully obvious. Blake (Tweezers) talks about why Tweezers is a young Bowie. Lindsey (Mira) describes the perfect human representation of Mira. And everyone is shocked to find out exactly who it is that has been writing the episode descriptions all season long.

See you next season! 

Let’s role.

Cast

  • Erika as GM
  • Jayson as Q
  • Lindsey as Mira
  • Blake as Tweezers
  • Mika as Lemonwhisker



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The Third Day of Celebration

Fri, 19 Mar 2021 13:21:10 GMT

The time for the funeral is finally here...

It’s our season finale of Mouse Guard, and it’s a somber yet joyous event. Everyone is ushered into Jeysse’s funeral, a little nervous and unsure of what to expect. A surprisingly sober Lemon delivers a heartfelt eulogy he’s been working on for days, AND he maybe finds love... maybe. The Mighty Q offers his assistance in that area, and well, it’s something you’ll have to hear for yourself. Mira sets the record straight with Timothy, and Tweezers gives Mira the greatest gift of all: a bite of something that’s not pecans. Whether he likes it or not is something you’ll have to listen to find out.

Mouse Guard might be over, but something more exciting is around the corner. 

Let’s role!

Cast

  • Erika as GM
  • Jayson as Q
  • Lindsey as Mira
  • Blake as Tweezers
  • Mika as Lemonwhisker



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The Second Day of Celebration, Part 2

Fri, 12 Mar 2021 17:56:03 GMT

What’s the deal with Tweezers today?

It’s a dizzying second half of day two of Celebration, pushing the guard to their limits. Without Mira noticing, Lemon and the Mighty Q witness the potential romantic end between her and Timothy. And Boy, howdy do they have some unnecessary commentary for Mira about it!

Tweezers’ strange behavior gets stranger when it’s strongly hinted that he wanted Q to lose the tickets Tweezers had given him. And this strangeness culminates in a surprise appearance and a mighty encounter with the notorious Three Blind Mice!

Finally, Lemon… continues to not do so great, losing it while navigating a maze. Maybe the absolute pureness of Tweezers asking Mira to make him a pie will course correct the chaos.

Three blind mice, watch how they steal!

Let’s role!

Cast

  • Erika as GM
  • Jayson as Q
  • Lindsey as Mira
  • Blake as Tweezers
  • Mika as Lemonwhisker



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The Second Day of Celebration, Part 1

Fri, 05 Mar 2021 11:30:59 GMT

Hat making, cheese-eating, and sneaky cheating, oh my!

The day of ticketed events has arrived, but our favorite guard is a little preoccupied. Could something be blossoming between Mira and former rival Timothy? And with a pecan shortage threatening to ruin his week, a frazzled Tweezers drags the Mighty Q into the nut search, even handing him a very full bag of money. Q’s dedicated to helping his sidekick up until he discovers Tweezers’ money isn’t quite right. Finally, a hungover Lemon decides to participate… to mixed results. Warning: This episode isn’t for the queasy.

Do you ship Mirothy?

Let’s role!

Cast

  • Erika as GM
  • Jayson as Q
  • Lindsey as Mira
  • Blake as Tweezers
  • Mika as Lemonwhisker



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The First Day of Celebration, Part 2

Fri, 26 Feb 2021 11:30:48 GMT

Where were you during the clash of skillet and sword?

The Mighty Q is up next in day one’s fighting tournament, and much to his pleasure… and everyone else’s surprise, he finds great success. And once the fighting is done, Tweezers takes on the last competition of the day: the cart fix. Toss in Mira trying Tweezers’ award-winning pecan pie and her flirty flirt action with Timothy, and this has all the makings of a great end to day one.

Did Mira like the pie? Listen to find out.

Let's role!

Cast

  • Erika as GM
  • Jayson as Q
  • Lindsey as Mira
  • Blake as Tweezers
  • Mika as Lemonwhisker



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The First Day of Celebration, Part 1

Fri, 19 Feb 2021 11:00:30 GMT

Let the first of three days of festivities honoring Jeysse commence!

Jeysse always did like a little friendly competition, so Lemon hits the cider instead. Knowing she’d dominate at the bake-off, Mira surprises everyone by joining the fighting tournament where she potentially catches some feels for fellow competitor Timothy. Meanwhile, Tweezers pulls a Mira and joins the Great Mouse Bake Off, where he plans to wow with his use of—you guessed it—pecans. While showing support for his sidekick, Q develops a knack for pie heckling. 

There’s no escaping the Rusty Owl.

Let’s role! 

Cast

  • Erika as GM
  • Jayson as Q
  • Lindsey as Mira
  • Blake as Tweezers
  • Mika as Lemonwhisker



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I Don't Know; I Cannot See

Fri, 12 Feb 2021 11:00:40 GMT

Sometimes side quests are the best quests.

In episode four of the Mouse Guard system, the Guard agrees to help Finn recover the missing medicine. The quest seems straightforward enough until they unexpectedly come across a blind mouse who is picking up medicine that has been scattered all over the ground. You won’t brie-lieve what happens next.

Back in Lockhaven, everyone gets to enjoy a post-mission one-on-one with Gwendolyn. We learn that Mira continues to worry over Tweezers’ poor eating habits and that Tweezers believes in Q’s potential. Also, Q beams over the A+ that Lemon gave him, and Lemon drinks a lot of wine.

One blind mouse, let's see how he roles!


Cast

  • Erika as GM
  • Jayson as Q
  • Lindsey as Mira
  • Blake as Tweezers
  • Mika as Lemonwhisker



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Just Two Drinks Before 10 AM

Fri, 05 Feb 2021 11:00:58 GMT

The journey might be branching off to a side quest, just as Jeysse would have wanted.

In episode three of the Mouse Guard system, the guard shares harrowing campfire stories before finally arriving in Gipledge. Stalling, Lemon lets the guard first wander around the town. Lemon follows Mira to the Rusty Owl Tavern, where she learns a new recipe, and he takes a shot to set his mind at cheese, I mean ease. 

Meanwhile, on the other side of town, Tweezers uses a random smith’s tools without permission to fix the Mighty Q’s sword. And you cheddar, um.. better, believe there’s no more stalling! But after all that, it’s on to Finn’s farm! With maybe one more stop to the Rusty Owl...

Remember, keep it casual. And only two drinks before 10 AM.

Let’s role!

Cast

  • Erika as GM
  • Jayson as Q
  • Lindsey as Mira
  • Blake as Tweezers
  • Mika as Lemonwhisker



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A Muddy Mouse Guard and Missing Assistants

Fri, 29 Jan 2021 19:29:08 GMT

You know the mission. Now let the journey commence.

In episode two of our adventure using the Mouse Guard system, the end of winter moisture makes the journey south a tough one. The mud hinders not only the Guard but also a crotchety ol’ fruit seller who’s lost both his fruit and his assistants. Not taking kindly to the Mighty Q’s heroic efforts of assistance or Lemon’s calm breathing lessons, the stubborn old mouse only wants to be left alone! But bound by duty and honor to the Mouse Guard code, the group decides to search for the missing assistants…

Let’s role!

Cast

  • Erika as GM
  • Jayson as Q
  • Lindsey as Mira
  • Blake as Tweezers
  • Mika as Lemonwhisker



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The Mouse Guard's Morning Mission

Fri, 22 Jan 2021 16:33:05 GMT

You have been introduced to the game, and you have met the players. Now let the fun begin. 

In our first episode using the Mouse Guard system, Game Master Erika sends our players on their first quest. Listen as the cheesy superhero wannabe Q, tenderhearted top chef Mira, brie-llient nut loving inventor Tweezers, and owl hating cartography instructor Lemon gather in Lockhaven where they’re given an important mission: Find Finn, the estranged brother of Green Cloak Jeysse, a Mouse Guard hero, and Lemonwhiskers’s old mentor.

Let's role.

Cast

  • Erika as GM
  • Jayson as Q
  • Lindsey as Mira
  • Blake as Tweezers
  • Mika as Lemonwhisker

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Come Inn and Meet the Mouse Guard

Fri, 22 Jan 2021 16:32:49 GMT

Welcome to the Lettuce Inn, where TTRPG happy hour starts now. Using an ever-expanding menu of role-play systems, inn workers Erika, Jayson, Lindsey, Blake, and Mika will lead you (and themselves) through a new TTRPG gameplay course each season with harrowing storylines and a look at how each unique game system works.

In episode 0, Game Master Erika introduces the Mouse Guard system while the players introduce their characters: Jayson as supermouse wannabe Q; Lindsey as the tenderhearted chef Mira; Blake as the nut-loving inventor Tweezers; and Mika as the owl hating cartography professor Lemon. They’re new to the system, but they’ll learn for the sake of adventure—and you’ll learn right along with them. 

Let’s role!


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Welcome to the Adventure

Tue, 19 Jan 2021 20:36:15 GMT

Stolendroids Media Founder and Executive Producer, Jeremiah Zohner sits down with Podcast Lead Erika Startup to introduce our new podcast, The Lettuce Inn. A Table-Top Role Playing Game (TTRPG) Podcast that takes the cast through a journey of hope, danger, and destiny. Each season our cast will embark on a new adventure with different TTRPG systems, helping to educate the cast and listeners.


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