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The Rude Retellings - Read by Brian Harvey



Synopsis:

Listen to some of the world's most famous stories like you've never heard them before. Uncensored and unapologetic.


Read by Brian Harvey, formerly of East 17.


A brand new Christmas series is coming in December 2021!


Listen to our first two stories too:

Season 1: A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens

Season 2: Romeo & Juliet by William Shakespeare


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Episodes:

The Nutcracker - Part 5

Thu, 23 Dec 2021 00:00:53 GMT

It's the final Rude Retelling for Christmas 2021 and we finish off The Nutcracker story!


Will The Nutcracker get a happy ever after? Will Maz have another dream? Will Brian like the story finally?! All to come on this final episode

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The Nutcracker - Part 4

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 00:00:45 GMT

In the penultimate episode of The Rude Retelling for Christmas 2021, Brian Harvey is back to tell us the next instalment of The Nutcracker! Is it getting better? Do we care because it's funny hearing the frustration in Brian's reading? Well the answers are all in this episode...

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The Nutcracker - Part 3

Fri, 17 Dec 2021 17:09:37 GMT

The Nutcracker continues as the Godfather tells Maz all about the story of the Nutcracker and the Princess... it couldn't be true could it?!


Read by East 17's Brian Harvey!

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The Nutcracker - Part 2

Fri, 10 Dec 2021 00:00:20 GMT

The battle continues between The Nutcracker, the mice and Maz is just standing there watching it all unfold!!


Read by Brian Harvey

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The Nutcracker - Part 1

Wed, 08 Dec 2021 00:00:49 GMT

The next story in The Rude Retellings: The Christmas Collection is that famous ballet which appears on BBC 2 every Christmas... The Nutcracker!


In part 1 Brian sets the scene and we met the Mouse Queen for the first time!

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Twas The Night Before Christmas

Mon, 06 Dec 2021 00:00:25 GMT

Brian Harvey is back with 6 new episodes in The Christmas Collection of The Rude Tellings! The former East 17 star begins the podcast series with the classic poem "Twas The Night Before Christmas"

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The Christmas Collection... coming soon!

Thu, 02 Dec 2021 11:56:52 GMT

A brand new series of The Rude Retellings are coming... you can hear Episode 1 on Monday 6th December 2021!


The Christmas Collection includes Twas The Night Before Christmas and The Nutcracker - each story given the rude retelling spinkle of Christmas joy and read by Christmas legend, he's stayed another day, it's East 17's Brian Harvey!!


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Romeo & Juliet: Part 8

Sun, 07 Mar 2021 00:05:00 GMT

The story of Romeo & Juliet comes to an climax, but how will it all end?


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Romeo & Juliet: Part 7

Sun, 07 Mar 2021 00:00:00 GMT

The Friar and Juliet hatch a plan which means everything will end happily ever after... what could go wrong?


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Romeo & Juliet: Part 6

Sun, 28 Feb 2021 00:05:00 GMT

Romeo's been exiled and is looking to the Friar for help. Meanwhile it's full steam ahead for the Count's marriage to Juliet... Thursday is a good day.


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Romeo & Juliet: Part 5

Sun, 28 Feb 2021 00:00:00 GMT

Romeo ends up in a fight, but will he survive? Meanwhile the nurse is back causing confusion and Juliet is sad, AGAIN!


Brian Harvey reads The Rude Retelling of Romeo & Juliet


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Romeo & Juliet: Part 4

Sun, 21 Feb 2021 00:05:00 GMT

Romeo has to make up his mind about marrying Juliet, meanwhile his mates belittle the messenger nurse... who for some reason is Scouse!!


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Romeo & Juliet: Part 3

Sun, 21 Feb 2021 00:00:00 GMT

Romeo has escaped his friends at the party and gone to find his true love, Juliet. But how can they be together when there is so much hate in the families?


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Romeo & Juliet: Part 2

Sun, 14 Feb 2021 00:05:00 GMT

Juliet is at The Capulet House ahead of the big party in part 2 of The Rude Retelling of one of William Shakespeare's greatest works!


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Romeo & Juliet: Part 1

Sun, 14 Feb 2021 00:00:00 GMT

The Rude Retelling takes on Shakespeare!


In Part 1, Brian sets the scene for the story to come with a fight breaking out in the town centre before we meet our main man, Romeo!


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Romeo & Juliet: Coming Soon

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 14:44:18 GMT

The Rude Retelling is back and this time we're taking on Shakespeare!


With Valentine's Day fast approaching we look at one of the most romantic, and tragic, of Shakespeare's stories as Brian Harvey is back to retell the story of Romeo & Juliet... uncensored and unapologetic!


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A Christmas Carol: Chapter 7 - The Ending

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 00:10:00 GMT

This is A Christmas Carol like you've never heard before. Go back in time, to the days of Victorian London and Ebenezer Scrooge and discover the uncensored version which Charles Dickens never wanted you to hear!


The story comes to an end, but will Scrooge change his ways?


Read by Brian Harvey


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A Christmas Carol: Chapter 6 - The Ghost of Christmas Future

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 00:05:00 GMT

This is A Christmas Carol like you've never heard before. Go back in time, to the days of Victorian London and Ebenezer Scrooge and discover the uncensored version which Charles Dickens never wanted you to hear!


Chapter 6 looks ahead with The Ghost of Christmas Future


Read by Brian Harvey


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A Christmas Carol: Chapter 5 - The Ghost of Christmas Present

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 00:00:00 GMT

This is A Christmas Carol like you've never heard before. Go back in time, to the days of Victorian London and Ebenezer Scrooge and discover the uncensored version which Charles Dickens never wanted you to hear!


The Ghost of Christmas Present continues to show Scrooge his Christmas mistakes and where he's been missing out.


Read by Brian Harvey


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A Christmas Carol: Chapter 4 - Meeting The Ghost Of Christmas Present

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 00:03:00 GMT

This is A Christmas Carol like you've never heard before. Go back in time, to the days of Victorian London and Ebenezer Scrooge and discover the uncensored version which Charles Dickens never wanted you to hear!


In Chapter 4 we meet the jolliest of the spirits


Read by Brian Harvey


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A Christmas Carol: Chapter 3 - The Spirit Of Christmas Past

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 00:02:00 GMT

This is A Christmas Carol like you've never heard before. Go back in time, to the days of Victorian London and Ebenezer Scrooge and discover the uncensored version which Charles Dickens never wanted you to hear!


In Chapter 3 Scrooge meets the first of the spirits


Read by Brian Harvey


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A Christmas Carol: Chapter 2 - Scrooge Goes Home

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 00:01:00 GMT

This is A Christmas Carol like you've never heard before. Go back in time, to the days of Victorian London and Ebenezer Scrooge and discover the uncensored version which Charles Dickens never wanted you to hear!


In Chapter 2, Scrooge gets an unwelcome visitor to his home.


Read by Brian Harvey


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A Christmas Carol: Chapter 1 - The Counting House

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 00:00:00 GMT

This is A Christmas Carol like you've never heard before. Go back in time, to the days of Victorian London and Ebenezer Scrooge and discover the uncensored version which Charles Dickens never wanted you to hear!


In Chapter 1 we discover an early death and see Scrooge at work.


Read by Brian Harvey


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