The Hired Swords
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The Hired Swords is a Dungeons and Dragons actual play podcast with four knuckleheads and a sage DM. Roll with us as we TRY to survive and tell our epic tale of monsters and mystery.
Language: English
Format: Audio RPG
RPG System: Dungeons & Dragons
Writing: Improvised
Genres: Fantasy
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Episodes:
Ep 117 The Final Faceoff Part 2
Thu, 31 Jul 2025 01:55:38 GMT
The Swords are locked in combat with Darnaldi and his minions. They seem to have things well in hand, until a dark, monstrous new enemy joins the fray.
Ep. 116 The Final Faceoff Part 1
Sat, 19 Jul 2025 14:43:14 GMT
Deep under the Temple of the Almenora, the Swords confront the man they've been searching for. In the middle of a ritual that seems to be able to devastate multiple planes of existence, Darnaldi has become more powerful and dangerous than the Swords ever thought possible. Its time to act, swarmed with Darnaldi's minions made of shadow and mist, our team begins the fight. The fight to save everyone and everything they have loved.
Ep. 115 The Legend of Shadow Breath
Fri, 04 Jul 2025 17:37:03 GMT
As shadow vines retreat throughout the ancient temple, our heroes uncover the truth about the entity behind the shadows. Now the adventurers await the opening of a sealed door that will lead them to their final confrontation.
Ep. 114 Every Sword for Themselves
Thu, 19 Jun 2025 04:17:50 GMT
The party descends into the cavern, determined to find Darnaldi and end the reign of the shadows. Each chamber presents its own test—some challenging their strength, others their wits, and a few forcing them to confront fears they’d rather leave buried. Separated from their allies, they push forward alone, listening to the unsettling silence that twists through the stone. Ghostly whispers weave through the air, revealing long-forgotten truths they were never meant to hear. As they navigate the ancient corridors, time itself feels stretched thin, leading them toward a fate that has been waiting, watching, and ready to unfold.
Wed, 04 Jun 2025 13:30:00 GMT
The swords are deep within the caverns beneath the Temple of Almenora. Something very strange is happening down here, seeming something intended just for each of the members of our party. What could possibly be happening, and is it truly bad luck to ever split the party?
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Ep. 112 Beneath the Tree Temple of Almenora
Thu, 22 May 2025 02:53:56 GMT
The past is returning, the answers are coming in waves of memory and emotion. Gwen, Krigs, Davon, and Joxxer can feel the end of their quest is just through these corridors. What else is down here with them?
Ep. 111 To the Temple of Almenora
Tue, 06 May 2025 17:07:56 GMT
The party has peaked the interest of the people of the elven village. Even the leadership can see that something is going on, especially with Gwen. As the party is escorted to the Temple, they'll begin to learn even more about what has been going on.
Ep. 110 The Trial of the Hired Swords
Sat, 19 Apr 2025 01:03:28 GMT
The Swords have made a daring attempt at escape. How, then, did they end up on trial? What are they accused of and how will they get out of this one?
Fri, 04 Apr 2025 00:08:05 GMT
The Swords know that answers are nearby. To get them, they'll have to find away out of this prison cell. Will they find some help or will things get serious?
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Thu, 20 Mar 2025 17:24:04 GMT
Down in an arborescent dungeon, the Swords have met a stranger. Dale seems to like him, but can the party convince him to give them answers as to what is going on here among the Almenora?
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Ep. 107 The Village of Almenora
Wed, 05 Mar 2025 14:00:00 GMT
They've made it to Almenora, these are the legendary people that Gwendolyn has spoken of since day one of this adventure. The only problem is, our party aren't here as guests. They're here as prisoners.
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Ep. 106 Standoff on the Bridge to Almenora
Wed, 19 Feb 2025 22:07:26 GMT
Almenora is real! At least that's what Gwendolyn has come to believe, has always believed. If everything else that elf said was true—the wall, the trees listening, and even the way the party got in here—then their stories of Almenora have to be true too! Here's hoping The Hired Swords receive a warm welcome.
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Wed, 05 Feb 2025 13:51:17 GMT
They're here...now what? Another strange land lies beyond the Vine Wall. What will the party find here? Danger? Answers? Could it be everything they've been looking for?
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Wed, 22 Jan 2025 15:00:00 GMT
There's a wall out there. Once that they say you can't see. The Swords are out to find it. With the forest itself becoming more and more frustrated with their existence, will the party find their way to their destination or become lost in this strange land forever.
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Ep. 103 The Trees are Watching
Wed, 08 Jan 2025 14:15:00 GMT
Our heroes have tried so hard and got so far, but in the end will it even matter? Following their new ally they learn more about this strange land they're trapped in and discover that the land itself could be against them.
Wed, 25 Dec 2024 14:15:00 GMT
Sometimes answers come from the least expected places. Even more often, the answers you get aren't the answers you wanted. The party gets some long-awaited answers to the questions they've been asking, but where will these answers lead? It seems that everything is at stake, and all paths lead to an encounter with the shadows they thought they had just escaped.
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Wed, 11 Dec 2024 14:00:00 GMT
The battle with the snakemen won, the Swords follow Gewndolyn's instincts through the fey forest. When they happen upon a serpent garden, will they find answers or just more questions?
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Ep. 100 Fury of the Fey Forest Fangs
Wed, 27 Nov 2024 14:10:00 GMT
Deep in the forest, the Swords are hearing voices...again! Will the mysterious creatures of this strange realm get the better of them or will the Hired Swords triumph? Find out in the 100th episode of The Hired Swords.
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Ep. 99 Into the Weird Wooded Wonder
Wed, 13 Nov 2024 14:30:00 GMT
After delightful morning tea and conversation, the part sets off into the strange forest. With the direction set and a choice made, they feel closer than ever to a destination none of them truly understand. What lies ahead?
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Ep. 98 Dreamscapes and Dusk Lit Skies
Wed, 30 Oct 2024 13:15:00 GMT
The party splits, wandering this strange homestead and taking to the skies to discover what may be seen. Will there exploration reveal answers or just bring up more mysteries. Surely only the truth can lie ahead.
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Ep. 97 Homestead Away from Home
Wed, 16 Oct 2024 13:15:00 GMT
This place is strange. The Swords never would have imagined they'd find a cottage and gardens here. To top it off, the owner seems to be here to help. Who is this, Marlow, anyway? And what is he up to?
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Ep. 96 Strangers In A Strange Land
Wed, 02 Oct 2024 01:38:26 GMT
Out of the shadows and into a land unlike anything they've seen before. Who.. or what, may reside here?
Wed, 03 Jan 2024 23:20:01 GMT
Season 2 Finale. Season 3 Releasing SOON!
Tue, 21 Nov 2023 22:53:30 GMT
This is it. This is the hardest fight the Swords have had to face. Rise up. Be the light in the darkness or die trying.
Ep. 92 A Door Begs To Be Opened
Thu, 02 Nov 2023 16:33:44 GMT
A door lies dormant in the dark. It begs to be opened. What would you do?
Wed, 20 Sep 2023 14:08:45 GMT
Down into the depths we go. Where we'll end up, nobody knows.
Thu, 17 Aug 2023 00:17:52 GMT
The swords attempt to make sense of a civilization left to ruin. What is there to be learned from here? How will they bring to light so much lost and forgotten?
Thu, 03 Aug 2023 02:37:52 GMT
Unexpected voices have things to say.. Will *he* listen?
Ep. 88 Signs Of Life Long Forgotten
Wed, 19 Jul 2023 21:56:51 GMT
Destinations often feel so empty when the lives they harbored have been long forgotten. Listen as the Swords search and uncover more mystery about these dark miasmic lands.
Wed, 05 Jul 2023 20:00:13 GMT
Dreams are often a gift, some can be a curse.. For what is a nightmare to some, might be a revelation to others. Can the swords push onward in this dark night?
Tue, 28 Feb 2023 22:16:00 GMT
The Swords attempt to escape the trouble they walked themselves DIRECTLY into. I swear they'll never learn..
Tue, 14 Feb 2023 16:49:08 GMT
The Swords muster up the courage to delve deep into the burrows below the lost lands. Historically, nothing good came from tunnels in these parts..
Thu, 10 Nov 2022 23:24:18 GMT
Further into the forgotten lands the Swords explore the surrounding areas, uncovering the mysteries of Gwendolyn's heritage.
Thu, 27 Oct 2022 19:12:46 GMT
As the Swords approach the Forgotten Elven Lands, they discover clues about the lives that were lived here.
Wed, 12 Oct 2022 14:59:35 GMT
This land feels neverending especially when trying so hard to reach the Elven lands believed to be the long lost people from Gwendolyn's journal.
Thu, 15 Sep 2022 20:48:18 GMT
An animated mass of root and timber stands between our heroes and one of the long-awaited destinations lost and forgotten. To arms as the Swords must chop their way through this unnatural combatant.
Thu, 01 Sep 2022 22:22:13 GMT
The line has been drawn and the lives have been laid down to rest.. But who is to answer for this? Who is to pay the toll for what's left in these broken lands?
Fri, 19 Aug 2022 15:01:56 GMT
Wandering the Untouched Lands, soldiers of Helm, lost and forgotten.
Wed, 13 Jul 2022 22:10:07 GMT
After being ambushed in the Shadow Wilds, Davon managed to show his power and control of the arcane by Banishing one of the Shadowlings to an alternate dimension. Another fight survived and more understanding of what is in store for the Swords is just ahead.
Thu, 07 Jul 2022 23:14:26 GMT
Deeper into the unforgiving lands of the north the Swords are seemingly forever faced by sets of eyes watching their every move from around every corner.
Thu, 30 Jun 2022 17:09:13 GMT
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME
YOU ARE NOT WELCOME
Ep. 75 We Are Not In Fantasy Kansas Anymore
Wed, 22 Jun 2022 20:12:22 GMT
Hold onto your Ruby Slippers.. We're not in Wildhill anymore...
Wed, 15 Jun 2022 21:07:17 GMT
With failed efforts to cross the raging river, it gave time for a familiar face to catch up with the Swords. They have given him a chance to speak.. but for how long?
Ep. 73 Gnarly Days And Rad Nights
Wed, 08 Jun 2022 21:27:27 GMT
With the Shadows subdued for now, we must make our way forward and across this stretch of river ahead.
Behind The Swords Ep 5 Season 2 Hullabaloo
Mon, 06 Jun 2022 16:39:01 GMT
Join the Swords as we discuss all the hijinx we've been up to this season!
Wed, 01 Jun 2022 22:32:35 GMT
How do you kill the unkillable? For each strike we make, this creature seems to only become stronger..
Ep. 71 The Changing Of The Tide
Thu, 19 May 2022 14:39:10 GMT
A storm of darkness brews just beyond the horizon. Churning and toiling with evil intent. How often have you felt that bitter cold chill of despair? How many times has it taken your heart and frozen it solid, away from the world? Alone in your own misery.
Unfeeling. Unrelenting emptiness.
Thu, 12 May 2022 18:06:50 GMT
It's hard to believe there aren't eyes in the darkness. Watching from the Shadows. Waiting for the Hired Swords to let down their guard.. They're not ready. Are you?
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Thu, 05 May 2022 22:29:31 GMT
After a night of challenges and mystery, the Swords continue on their journey.. Unfortunate for them, they're walking directly into the rising darkness.
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Ep. 68 Seek And You Shall Find
Wed, 27 Apr 2022 18:33:49 GMT
Gods, Gals, Guides and Glory.. This episode has it all.. Follow the Swords as they experience one of the largest Lore Drops they've experienced to date.
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Wed, 20 Apr 2022 22:15:02 GMT
I can't accept this. We've found no reason that so many lives were lost in this place.
We scraped by yet another fight that could have expired Gwen.. It could have taken us all. So why here? There can't just be nothing. There has to be more than a cruel joke or is this really just a cave many swords were sent to as a means of execution.
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Ep. 66 But who will watch after Dale?
Wed, 13 Apr 2022 19:33:29 GMT
Combating vines and poisonous spores isn't the dream one imagines when setting out to find their long-lost father. Hoping for a long-awaited reunion.. How did we end up here, mixed up in all this...? And how will we get out?
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Wed, 06 Apr 2022 22:33:57 GMT
Down in the dark, dank cave of Lonely Hill lives the Mother of Spores. She knows your thoughts. She hears your dreams.
"There must be no more She."
Wed, 30 Mar 2022 12:00:00 GMT
The Swords find themselves in this abandoned waystation. Filled with Mushroom Creatures and an air filled with thought-broadcasting spores. If whatever monsters await the Swords down below don't kill them, they might just be at each other's throat soon enough.
Ep. 63 Whatever you do, don't think!
Wed, 16 Mar 2022 23:08:20 GMT
Don't think.. Don't think..
Don't think.. Don't think..
Don't think.. Don't think..
Don't think.. Don't think..
Ep. 62 Remembering A City Forgotten
Thu, 10 Mar 2022 20:37:25 GMT
Following her instincts and voices from Dale, Gwen dives deeper into this mysterious cavern. A cave full of illusory magics and expired adventurers.. Hope the Swords brought their spelunking gear..
Thu, 03 Mar 2022 22:59:21 GMT
The Swords finally made time to rest in this abandoned camp, trying to ignore the darkness just beyond the trees that always watches and waits for the right moment.. That moment could just be your very next..
Wed, 23 Feb 2022 23:42:58 GMT
Hot on the trail of earlier adventurers, Gwen leads the swords to an abandoned camp. Hopefully, the things found here are enough to reveal the truth behind these happenings in the north.
Wed, 16 Feb 2022 18:20:11 GMT
Left in the wake of the argument, Joxxer and Krigs make camp and wait for the hopeful return of their friends. Passing the time is all they can do for now.. Have *You* heard of 52 pickup?
Wed, 09 Feb 2022 23:22:12 GMT
Long is the road and painful is the journey. There's only so long one can stand before the toll must be paid.
Wed, 02 Feb 2022 23:34:47 GMT
With visions swirling through the mind of Gwen, our Swords must carry on. What were these visions? What was this dream?
Wed, 26 Jan 2022 23:11:33 GMT
It's strange how easy it is to find even more reasons to keep fighting when it would just be so easy to be let to exist. To not spend so much time and energy on "fixing" this world. But I see my friends, and I want the world to be a bit brighter for them.. and I see these goblins.. they deserve to be able to thrive.. I'm getting oh so very tired after all these years with no end to the madness of the world in sight.. But doing the right thing is often the most difficult path to take..
Thu, 20 Jan 2022 22:20:04 GMT
Our Swords go Shopping.. or.. Stealing? You decide!
Fri, 07 Jan 2022 18:16:29 GMT
The fragility of life is something I think we try to forget. At least I know I do.. If I remembered how easy all of this can be taken away, would I fight? Would I be able to protect those dear to me? No.. No that can't be it.. We must remember. We must fight. Because we may not have tomorrow. I will fight for the weak, I will fight for love, and I will fight for you.. Until my last breath.
Wed, 29 Dec 2021 23:35:19 GMT
... one Final Saving Throw.
Fri, 17 Dec 2021 07:23:55 GMT
Stirring interrupting the silence of the night. Don't look now but we have unwelcome visitors..
Thu, 09 Dec 2021 22:10:20 GMT
As the Sun Sets on the Festivities in this Goblin Village, the Swords make sense of the secrets found and the stories told by the Goblin Elders..
Thu, 02 Dec 2021 22:16:00 GMT
There are memories that can feel so real.. You question your own sanity.. Thoughts that plague your mind so intensely that you believe the lies your eyes and ears tell you in the pale moonlight. Rest easy, Swords. Enjoy your festivities.. Have your night to shed the cares of the world.
Ep. 49 Everyone Dance The Goblin
Thu, 25 Nov 2021 02:00:48 GMT
As the Swords travel north, they're met with a familiar face. Hopefully, past transgressions can be overlooked and left back in Wildhill. This could also be a great opportunity to gauge what the landscape is they will be walking into in the near future.
Wed, 03 Nov 2021 20:04:14 GMT
Welcome Hirelings, to Season 2. We recommend Listening to Letters To Home for a Season 1 Recap before proceeding.
With Wildhill fallen and stood on the backs of new leadership, our swords do their part to bolster the foundations of Wildhill to be as successful and honorable as it can be. They know they must move on, for now, for there are more evils that they must face responsible for much of what happened in Wildhill.. To the North. In the untouched lands.
Letters To Home - A Season 1 Recap
Wed, 03 Nov 2021 13:40:33 GMT
With the events that took place in Wildhill and beyond, our Swords take a moment to remember where they've been and how far they've come. In Letters To Home, you will find the thoughts and recollections of the party, as well as a Key member of Wildhill.
Behind The Swords Ep 4 - Season 1 Wrap Party
Wed, 27 Oct 2021 20:26:19 GMT
Hosted by @strrbuck, our cast and DM answer all your questions about Season One and all the juicy details leading up to Season 2!
Thu, 30 Sep 2021 16:24:02 GMT
You made it, Hireling. Stand with us once more.
Behind The Swords Ep 3 - The Goofs And Gaffes
Mon, 27 Sep 2021 14:26:07 GMT
With the finale approaching, we sit down and hash out the meaning of life.. All from the perspective of our characters.
Thu, 23 Sep 2021 21:47:41 GMT
We know what we must do, but the hardest part may still be yet to come. Hunters here have become so complacent with the way life is lived in Wildhill. It's easy. You take the job, you get paid, and you can sleep soundly knowing nothing more than that. But the happenings in Wildhill are unmistakable. If they can't see what's happening, it's by choice. Now to see if they'll even listen..
Wed, 15 Sep 2021 22:01:31 GMT
So many secrets have come to light after a discussion with Hurli. The answers to the problems in Wildhill have finally been discovered. Now to sort out how to handle the next steps..
Wed, 08 Sep 2021 21:29:03 GMT
The Swords spend a long-awaited afternoon with Hurli. This should be interesting..
Ep. 42 The Man They Call Hurli
Wed, 01 Sep 2021 21:04:20 GMT
The Swords set out to finally speak with Hurli. They've had the question, and they'll hopefully, finally get their answers.
Wed, 25 Aug 2021 19:26:36 GMT
Darkness is merely the absence of light. Where the fire of the fury of the wild ones burns, darkness simply cannot exist. I, Sophrin Emberoak, along with Joxxer, Davon, Gwendolyn, and Sir Dale, solemnly swear to bring the light back to Wildhill. To restore balance. To quell the oncoming storm. Sharp is the sword hired for nefarious chores, though beware, the sharpest blades are often two-sided.
Wed, 18 Aug 2021 20:46:23 GMT
In the blink of an eye, life can change. What once was found can be lost again.
Wed, 04 Aug 2021 19:41:04 GMT
Following the voices of the wild, through Salrin, we travel south.. Or so we think..
Thu, 29 Jul 2021 19:26:40 GMT
Today was the day Salrin felt she was going to complete her task. She was going to get the Swords into the Wilds to answer the call. Ready or not, here we come.
Wed, 21 Jul 2021 19:26:40 GMT
What makes a hero? I'd always thought it was doing the right thing when it was required.. but I'm not so sure I can believe that anymore. Wildhill has been starting to get to me. What makes it my duty to right their wrongs? Why is my voice the one that should matter? Was Carmine right? Were we becoming what's to blame for the darkness in Wildhill? No, I can't believe that's true.. I do know though, I don't like what Wildhill is starting to do to all of us. - Krigs
Ep. 35 The Trial Of Carmine Stone
Wed, 14 Jul 2021 17:35:18 GMT
With the ambush thwarted, we're left in the middle of the wilds with the assassin Carmine Stone and one of his Goblin compatriots. Pressing for information is sure to be a delicate balance, but cooperation aside, we still know this was a targeted attack.
Ep. 34 A Ghost With A Contract
Wed, 07 Jul 2021 17:12:14 GMT
We had finally done it. We had finally overstayed our welcome in Wildhill. Someone was clearly out to get us as a barrage of arrows and magic blades assault us from the trees. Goblins, surely under the employ of Darnaldi. We're outnumbered, but hopefully not outmatched. Gwen has shown her prowess as she embodies the animals of the wild. Davon has unleashed raw power from his own hands, weaving magic with ease. Joxxer has rained a flurry of fists and slashes with otherworldly speed and agility, and I, Krigs, I've used tactics and cunning to weigh the battle in our favor. But I still worry it might not be enough as, in the chaos, the ghost like-leader of this ambush emerges.
Wed, 30 Jun 2021 21:32:00 GMT
Finally, it seems answers are coming together for our swords. It does however feel like those with rank in Wildhill just turn a blind eye in fear of rocking the boat and being an outlier of the status quo. Pay that no mind for now. After what we witnessed with this beast and the black ooze, our focus is turned to Darnaldi and whoever is funding his operation. I'm sure they won't mind answering some questions for us.
Wed, 23 Jun 2021 15:28:33 GMT
Through the skies and above the trees, a moment of peace can be found. Peace from Monsters. Peace from the ghosts that haunt our dreams. Just the skies and our companions that we've been lucky enough to have by our side through too many difficult decisions. I fear that there will be many more decisions yet to make. But for now. we enjoy this peace in the freedom of the clouds for as long as we can.
Wed, 16 Jun 2021 15:59:39 GMT
Things that go bump in the night are often seen differently in the morning light. Curses might feel like blessings and blessings like a burden too heavy to bear. That fate is yet to be seen as we're left to gather our thoughts and prepare ourselves for what's yet to come. The only certainty we do have now is the turning wheels of Wildhill that have been altering the balance of life must be stopped. Sariah must not reach the next hunted prey before we do.
Behind The Swords Ep. 2 - The Drama
Sun, 13 Jun 2021 12:00:00 GMT
More questions. More answers. We almost break up in this one.
Ep. 30 Secrets Kept And Secrets Told
Thu, 10 Jun 2021 01:34:25 GMT
A single fateful night has set so much in motion for our swords. Are they ready?
Wed, 02 Jun 2021 17:19:20 GMT
The swords settle into the Bogashack as each of them is visited by voices.. Voices in the night that tell tales.. Voices in the night that promise glory.. Voices in the night that beg and plead.. Voices that speak curses into existence..
Wed, 26 May 2021 21:54:11 GMT
Having made quite the splash in front of the Chief, the Swords must regroup, reassess their position in the town and decide what they can do to finally instate some change in the area. With the creatures and trees of the wilds being playthings for sport, there are those in Wildhill that meddle with powers they surely can't understand. Hopefully, it's not too late.
Wed, 19 May 2021 15:58:00 GMT
With various authorities in Wildhill on the lookout for Joxxer, the rest of the Swords must pull themselves together and keep appearances.. For now.. It won't be long before the tension in Wildhill has to give. Let's just hope we're long gone by then.
Ep. 26 The Lies We Tell Ourselves
Wed, 12 May 2021 22:00:05 GMT
What's a name? Why are our honor and stories linked behind something so simple? Can we run from who we are, or is it our name that will always define us?
Wed, 05 May 2021 17:26:24 GMT
What monstrosity was this boar? It was a thing of nightmares. Surely someone in Wildhill is responsible for this. We must act and act fast before anyone else gets hurt. But first, reuniting Delmar and Francine must take priority.
Ep. 24 An Unnatural Monstrosity
Thu, 29 Apr 2021 05:34:11 GMT
With the stone beast vanquished and Delmar in tow our Swords set out for the long journey back through the wilds. Keeping Delmar reminiscing of better times seems to be keeping his darkness at bay. But for how long? A plan to reunite Delmar and Francine is paramount, but none of that may even matter if we cannot escort him through the Wilds.
Wed, 21 Apr 2021 20:33:50 GMT
With the monster of the mountain managed, the Swords must decide the next steps to ensure Delmar's safe travels home. With many wounds to treat and trust in Delmar still building, we wish to spend our first night on the road far from this prison and far under the stars.
Wed, 14 Apr 2021 20:12:20 GMT
Freed from the prison of his own making, our heroes must decide what to do with Delmar. Though, they can't just leave such a dangerous monster to run rampant if someone were to explore these ruins. The line in the sand must be drawn. Decisions made.
Thu, 08 Apr 2021 07:41:18 GMT
With a caged beast, our Swords must try their hardest to remind him what he's fighting for.. And he can remember that.. how will they get him out?
Thu, 01 Apr 2021 20:22:59 GMT
"I was in an all too familiar yet completely foreign room. A barracks that had been carved into this mountain but for the purpose of housing prisoners. Victims. This is not the war I knew. How could our leaders have let this happen? How could I have let this happen? What happened here? I don't care I just need to find Delmar and GET OUT of this hell-hole before whatever creature has been following us gets in my head again. Wait, what's that? A room behind this small hole in the wall? I can barely see in. Stand back... Oh gods, what have I done!?" - Krigs
Behind The Swords Ep. 1 - The Players
Fri, 26 Mar 2021 04:30:14 GMT
A recap/interview episode with all of our cast and DM recounting our favorite moments of our early campaign.
Wed, 17 Mar 2021 18:14:29 GMT
Having investigated the Commander's quarters and finding logs scribbled out outlining the final days of Fortress functions, our Swords must make the difficult decision of how to proceed. Is there enough information to bring back to Francine to give her the answers she seeks, or shall we venture further in.. Into the mountain?
Ep. 17 Bloody Walls And Empty Halls
Wed, 10 Mar 2021 18:08:36 GMT
The Swords arrive at the Fortress of Delmar's last known location. Things appear quite grim as the scene unfolds before them. Is he still alive? Can he still be alive? We must find answers.
Ep. 16 The Splendor Of The Stone Mountains
Wed, 03 Mar 2021 20:39:05 GMT
The Swords make their way to the Stone Mountains with little time to spare. Traveling through the night and into the day, the Mountains waste no time in reminding our heroes they demand respect. As beautiful as they can be deadly, our Swords finally find themselves face to face with the Fortress where Delmar was last known to be.
Ep. 15 The One Where We Befriend Boars
Wed, 24 Feb 2021 22:20:21 GMT
Strangers approach. Elven travelers seeking shelter. Will they have any answers for Gwen as she is looking for any thread that leads to her father? Continuing through the wilds has proven a daunting experience. Tricks and turns that leave our Hired Swords dismayed but not so discouraged they cannot carry on. Onward, to the Stone Mountains!
Ep. 14 The Voice Of The Forest
Wed, 17 Feb 2021 14:55:19 GMT
Krigs, Davon, Gwen and Joxxer continue through the Wilds set for The Stone Mountains. With days left to trek these forests caution is paramount as our Hired Swords find themselves being watched in the night. Of all the members in this small band of friends, Krigs counts the days with every step as the words "One Week" ring over and over in his mind.
Ep.13 Faces In The Trees Tell Dark Tales
Wed, 10 Feb 2021 16:08:52 GMT
Our heroes set out into the wilds with all signs pointed straight for the Stone Mountains. Seems misfortune is going to nip at the heels of these fateful few. A reminder of mortality that will shake one hero to their core.
Ep.12 Mysterious Farewells And Missing Fathers
Wed, 03 Feb 2021 17:47:40 GMT
Having accepted a contract from The Tower of Testing, Francine Einhorn tells a harrowing tale of her missing father Dilmar. Her story plucks the heartstrings of our heroes yet Krigs is apprehensive to return to the land he's spent much of his long life. Still, they agree to help Francine and prepare to set out for the Stone Mountains in search of Dilmar.
Ep.11 The Job No One Would Take
Wed, 27 Jan 2021 15:20:16 GMT
Determined to get to the bottom of what's happening in Wildhill, our adventurers set out to sign up for another job. What they didn't expect was to find a posting that hit Gwendolyn so close to home. Potentially divisive decisions must be made. Can our "heroes" neglect such an innocent and honest request?
Ep.10 Tinkering and Drinkering
Wed, 20 Jan 2021 14:43:04 GMT
A day spent around town, forging contingencies and making new "Friends." Krigs, Davon, Joxxer and Gwen form something of a pact bond to see this adventure through. Don't forget Dale though! Looking for information and investigation leads our gang to the bottom of a stein. Or two. Or three..
Wed, 13 Jan 2021 14:43:08 GMT
After receiving fortunes from Meredith Toliver, our heroes are greeted with the unwelcome stir of Marias losing his cool. Forced to deal with his temper, plans quickly form to ensure the success of the greater worries of the day. What does the Chief know? What's going on behind the scenes of Wildhill?
Wed, 06 Jan 2021 17:48:05 GMT
The rescue mission for Vip comes to an abrupt end.. Fears confirmed.. Anger stoked, our heroes must take a moment to gather their heads. That proves to be near impossible with a rage-filled Marias storming back to Wildhill. To find answers, our travelers visit the Widow Tolliver. Can they find the information they seek or do they only find more questions?
Ep.7 Cooler Heads Must Prevail
Wed, 30 Dec 2020 13:00:00 GMT
Surrounded by burrowed holes in the forests of Wildhill, Krigs and Gwendolyn devise a plan to try and rescue Vip. Are our heroes too late? Why were Marias, Edi and Vip sent out into the wilds to almost certain doom? What can be done?
Wed, 23 Dec 2020 20:47:52 GMT
Krigs, Davon, Gwen and Joxxer have followed Marias and Edi in the hunt for their friend Vip. They've stumbled on the creature's nest.. Many nests, actually. Can our heroes get to Vip in time?
Wed, 16 Dec 2020 15:20:57 GMT
Our gang makes their way to the Tower of Testing to confront the Chief of Wildhill. Tensions rise as the Chief shows some of his true colors. There's no time to deal with the Chief and whatever he might be up to. No, we must find Vip and save him from the claws of some unseen burrowing creature! Quick, we must hurry!
Wed, 09 Dec 2020 13:00:00 GMT
After terrible decisions were made our Hired Swords must come to grips with the path they've been set on. With regret setting in, trust in those back in Wildhill begins to falter. Outraged, the Hired Swords forge a plan of action. A plan for answers.
Wed, 02 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
With Davon hanging on by a thread, quick decisions must be made if our heroes are to survive.. In the heat of battle, Joxxer displays his unique fighting style, much to the disbelief of the rest of our heroes. Will this battle make or break our brave adventurers?
Wed, 25 Nov 2020 22:25:55 GMT
Joxxer and Davon aren't satisfied to just settle in for the night. No, they have to go getting into trouble around town. Let's hope they're as good at fighting as they are at sneakin'! Then again.. they might be better at dying than they are at fighting! Let's find out together!
Wed, 25 Nov 2020 21:03:21 GMT
Welcome to Wildhill. Our adventurers roll into town and find things here aren't exactly as they expected. The party runs into each other, quite literally, by what might just be the forces of fate. Will our heroes have what it takes to become a member of the coveted group known as The Hired Swords?