Episode 17: Wedding Bells

Wed, 10 Feb 2021 19:26:02 +0000

at long last, Carissa and Orlan are getting married, and you are all privy to the gayness of it all. in this episode: the reunion, baby names, and governor maha time.

Episode 16.5: And You Are All Wearing Flower Crowns

Sat, 30 Jan 2021 21:56:37 +0000

a somewhat long finale episode you know how it is. in this episode: making flower crowns, "dealing" with the last son of house clelland, and glimpses of the immortal emperor.

Episode 16: The Nergüi

Tue, 19 Jan 2021 22:00:00 +0000

sorry for the weird cutoff this just happened to be where our recording bot left the call. anyways! in this episode: carly rae jepsen discussion, dahlia and theo ... visit the wall, and the introduction of a fuckoff huge deathlands beast called Nergüi.

Episode 15.5: Mateo

Sat, 16 Jan 2021 22:54:52 +0000

the second half of the earlier recording !! in this round: mateo gets the episode named after him, resolving the tiered cake, and uh... worthy sees ansem again. yeah. that.

Episode 15: Eve of the Moon Festival

Sat, 09 Jan 2021 21:25:33 +0000

the first episode of the lightning barrier saga. in this episode: the train departs, mustering the troops, and storming a tower.

Episode 14.5: Ulf Ironborn

Wed, 06 Jan 2021 01:13:54 +0000

second half of the previous! in this round: steak knife sets off a ghost bomb, orlan drugs their girlfriend's stepdad, and caoihm gives a dramatic monolouge

Episode 14: Social Call

Mon, 04 Jan 2021 00:49:12 +0000

first half of the last score before the finale!! this ep, misery row fails to recognize the dm setting up a score, sitting around waiting for cas, and planning shit with the fog hounds.

Interlude 3: Saying Goodbye

Thu, 31 Dec 2020 03:38:09 +0000

sorry for the impromptu hiatus! the holidays hate me specifically. anyways, in this episode: worthy doing another side mission, branon gets clothes, and several little talks with amelia.

Episode 13.5: Lol Jk About The Slowburn

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 07:27:06 +0000

yeah, sorry man. in this episode: a chocolate milk thief, jailbreaking, and uhm.. meeting commander clelland. yeah, meeting.

Episode 13: Ending The Slowburn

Sun, 13 Dec 2020 02:01:34 +0000

to kick this episode off, our friend Mary did a dramatic reading with Gwen/Worthy of some very important stuff that happened in chat. after that, we have: helker asking for love advice, real vamp dad hours, and a quandry.

Episode 12.5: Pun About Shipping

Sat, 05 Dec 2020 22:01:00 +0000

second half of the piracy episode! in this go around: our first trauma, kinda young dock workers, and a very confused and very old vampire.

Episode 12: Jeren

Sat, 05 Dec 2020 22:00:00 +0000

never a good fucking sign to have an episode named after you ! never! in this episode: vixen's boytoy gets GOT, vixen's consequent breakdown, and heading to the hive.

Episode 11.5: Free Bee

Wed, 02 Dec 2020 00:39:46 +0000

the remainder of the session after our short intermission. in this episode: stealing from the foghounds, #BroMoments between holtz and drac, and moving bee.

Episode 11: Love Loses

Tue, 01 Dec 2020 20:53:06 +0000

winter break has begun here at JC, so this session is also over discord! once again everyone thank giarc bot (since craig did NOT feel like doing his job)! in this session: learning demon horse lore, the crew takes ANOTHER prisoner, and not one but TWO of the people who are fucking a penderyn kid meeting lady penderyn.

Episode 10: The Karstas Doctrine

Mon, 23 Nov 2020 05:42:06 +0000

for the first time in forever, we have a score in one episode. in this one: karth is so tired why doesn't he have an intern, fantasy homophobia and racism in a neat little bow, and a whole lot of the GM roleplaying with himself.

Episode 9.5: Resistance Is Key

Mon, 23 Nov 2020 05:27:43 +0000

second half of the college ep! in this round: a disorder sara knows about, please stop fucking resisting everything please please please, and a funny silly little bomb (or two).

Episode 9: Seige Day

Mon, 23 Nov 2020 05:24:58 +0000

first of all, this is the first ep for which we used craigbot, which made the audio SO much sexier. second of all, it's the first half of the college au ep!! in this half: a strange college tradition, a woman very much on coraline's wavelength, and painted-on windows.

Episode 8.5: Worthy's Sugar Daddy

Tue, 17 Nov 2020 23:16:35 +0000

was very torn on if i'd give this a serious name or not and the serious urge lost. in this episode: worthy finally getting to top someone, a very different side of baz, and answers about the heart.

Episode 8: Vixslexia

Tue, 17 Nov 2020 23:08:16 +0000

first half of another downtime ep. this round: vix becomes learning disorder representation, a visit from the fog hounds and milos, and a plan of attack.

Interlude 2: Fuck Around And Find Out!

Tue, 17 Nov 2020 02:06:37 +0000

the final 30 mins of the last score and some more cataar.

Episode 7.5: Gay Love Triumphs Again

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 22:09:22 +0000

the rescue of carissa! in this episode: killing fantasy nazis, committing "war crimes" or whatever geneva is calling them these days, and roric asking for a sheep.

Episode 7: Plan of Attack

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 21:53:44 +0000

the first half of the rescue of carissa. in this episode: a long recap, more planning than usual, and infiltration of the cult grounds.

Episode 6.5: The Foghounds

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 23:17:55 +0000

the conclusion to the previous episode. in this segment: a very different version of the foghounds than the one John Harper envisioned, mara going crazy going stupid, and poof powder.

Episode 6: Freetime Extravaganza

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 22:21:26 +0000

we met but then were down two people so instead four players just fucked around and found out for two hours. in this episode: more cataar, andsom the handsome demon horse, and several presents of a worrying variety.

song used is la niña blanca by vienna ditto, which is licensed under a CC-BY because vienna ditto is the goat.

Episode 5.5: Short Fuses

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 04:25:00 +0000

second half of the clown parade. in this episode: oi mistah kid's backstory is unlocked, crawling around in vents, and 20 minutes of sudden (but less-than-sobering) seriousness.

if anyone from campus security is reading this we were NOT drunk this is just how we are as people. also thank you guys for not minding that we had a dog in an academic building MUAH

Episode 5: Bazzlejuice

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 04:15:06 +0000

the first half of a real clownshow of an episode. this time: dahlia is extremely hungover, baz dares everyone to hatecrime him, and accidentally making worthy's player cry.

Interlude: The Healing Process

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 03:24:09 +0000

just cora and helker being bros you know how it is

Episode 4.5: Centimeters From Death

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 03:13:25 +0000

the second half of consequences for actions. in this episode: oi mista is a child soldia, penderyn being sinister, and cora being a badass.

NOTE: i say millimeters from death. that is much less sexy than centimeters from death, so pretend that i said the latter.

Episode 4: Everybody's Ass is Grass

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 02:43:54 +0000

first half of a session that can best be called "consequences for actions." in this episode: comeuppance for an unjust judge, two missing dependents, and Orlan becoming a literal knight astride a horse.

Episode 3.5: Milos

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 01:13:05 +0000

the second half of the radiant fruit mission. in this episode: a carriage crash, questions of legality, and a heated argument between cora and helker.

Episode 3: +3 Random Lab Equipment

Sun, 25 Oct 2020 21:02:24 +0000

the first half of the radiant fruit mission. in this episode: annoying Dahlia, robbing a creepy professor, and ominous knocks on Misery Row's door.

Episode 2.5: Little Apocalypses

Sun, 25 Oct 2020 20:45:26 +0000

the conclusion to the previous score. this episode: the titular monologue, Heterosexual Romance, and an interrogation.

Episode 2: Ghost Girl

Sun, 25 Oct 2020 20:18:55 +0000

this is the first half of Misery Row's second score. in this episode: a very unusual patron, a very dedicated inspector, and the gang war in Crow's Foot.

"that's crazy" count (for both halves of the ep): 29.

Episode 1.5: Still The First Score

Sun, 25 Oct 2020 19:20:49 +0000

the second half. in this episode: the rescue, little a murder, and dealing with Bluecoats.

Episode 1: The First Score

Sun, 25 Oct 2020 19:15:16 +0000

the first half of the first score. in this episode: oliver twist, a literal damsel in distress, and the first of the adrics.

Episode 0: The Boring Stuff

Sun, 25 Oct 2020 06:02:40 +0000

this is the crew creation episode. listen if you like, but you won't miss too much if you skip to ep 1.