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Helen Of The Iron Horse



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What if reincarnation were true. Helen believes it is. She believes that if she lives her life correctly this time she can find a way to survive and keep the woman she so desperately loves safe. The problem is the person she believes she is and the life she has to redeem is that of Helen of Troy.


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Episode 136: Ch 125 The Iron Horse

Tue, 02 Jul 2024 16:59:50 +0000

The train arrives, and the towers of Ilium fall.

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Episode 135: Ch124 The Sound of a Train in the Distance

Wed, 26 Jun 2024 23:38:39 +0000

Helen confronts Achilles.

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Episode 134: Ch 123 Fight

Tue, 18 Jun 2024 17:28:07 +0000

Achilles and Agamemnon's Men attack the bar. Paris faces him and somebody is not going to survive. 



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Episode 133: Ch 122 The Trader

Wed, 08 May 2024 21:59:02 +0000

Helen trades her most valuable possession, and Ajax, confronts Agamemnon.

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Episode 132: Ch 121, Persephone

Wed, 13 Mar 2024 18:00:00 +0000

Persephone finds her way through the Underworld and Hades stands trial for his crime.

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Episode 131: Chapter 120 The Last Days of Spring

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 19:00:00 +0000

Hades asks Zeus for Kor’s hand in marriage, Demeter takes her revenge.

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Episode 130: Chapter 119, The Darkness and Everything Beyond

Thu, 29 Feb 2024 00:12:37 +0000

Hades learns what it means to be alive and he learns what it means to be in love.


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Episode 129: Ch 118 Hades’ Story

Wed, 21 Feb 2024 19:00:00 +0000

Hades tells Helen how he met his wife. 

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Episode 128: Ch 117 Pawns

Thu, 15 Feb 2024 00:56:05 +0000

Ajxs decides what kind of man he will be.



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Episode 127: Ch 116 The Days That Can Not Be

Mon, 12 Feb 2024 21:46:54 +0000

Ajax faces the truth.

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Episode 126: Ch 115 The Trap and the Trigger

Mon, 29 Jan 2024 23:33:03 +0000

Agamemnon joins the war in Ilium Colorado. 

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Episode 125: Ch 114 The Roundabout

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 18:35:43 +0000

Priam and Hecuba’s story continues.

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Episode 124: Ch 113 The Man Who Wasn't

Wed, 20 Sep 2023 17:46:33 +0000

The Reincarnation of King Priam and Queen Hecuba struggle to survive life in America. 

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Episode 123: Ch 112 Picky Girl Chili

Wed, 06 Sep 2023 20:12:20 +0000

Hades plays poker, and the bar enjoys a moment of peace in the chaos.

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Episode 122: Ch 111 A Nice Friendly Game of Chess

Thu, 31 Aug 2023 02:42:26 +0000

The war begins.

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Episode 121: Ch 110 Third Times the Charm

Wed, 23 Aug 2023 21:03:21 +0000

The town of Ilium Colorado throw Paris and Helen a new wedding.

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Episode 120: Ch 109 The God Who Follows

Wed, 16 Aug 2023 17:16:17 +0000

Paris takes Helen home to meet her family and her friends all of which have a big surprise waiting for them.

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Episode 119: Ch 108 Fireflowers

Wed, 09 Aug 2023 16:32:50 +0000

Helen confronts Agamemnon and Paris having accepted her fate fulfills her destiny.

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Episode 118: 107 What I Wanted

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 16:37:11 +0000

Paris is once again alone, and Helen marries Agamemnon.

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Episode 117: Ch 106 Going Home

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 17:10:00 +0000

All good things must come to an end but for Paris and Helen not all endings are the ones they wanted.

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Episode 116: Ch 105 Falt

Wed, 19 Jul 2023 18:08:48 +0000

The dance that should have been Helen's final exam teaches her instead about the nature of blame, sorrow, and loss. She also finds out more about where Paris could be, and possibly who Paris could be.

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Episode 115: Ch 104 The Showroom

Wed, 12 Jul 2023 19:13:10 +0000

Helen is introduced to society in Paris. This will be her final exam. If she succeeds she can leave the school but if she fails…

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Episode 114: Ch 103 The Daughter That Wasn’t

Thu, 15 Jun 2023 02:00:29 +0000

Paris tries to find a way to restart her life, but in the wake of all his death all she can feel is sorrow and loneliness.

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Episode 113: Ch 102 Broken

Fri, 09 Jun 2023 17:02:47 +0000

Paris and the Sheriff both must face the consequences of Thalia's death.

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Episode 112: Ch 101 Bring Me the Head of Anna Lee

Wed, 31 May 2023 18:13:28 +0000

The Sheriff arrests the Amazons looking for Paris. Thalia tries to help.

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Episode 111: Ch 100 Following The White Rabbit, Part 2

Wed, 05 Apr 2023 18:00:00 +0000

Alcibie follows Mistress Castle home and makes a decision that will change her life forever.

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Episode 110: Ch 100 Following The White Rabbit, Part 1

Wed, 29 Mar 2023 18:00:00 +0000

Alcibie follows Mistress Castle around Denver on a wild shopping spree.

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Episode 109: Ch 99 Shadrach Meshach and Abednego

Wed, 22 Mar 2023 18:00:00 +0000

Penthselia  and Paris meet at the old bar to talk over the future. 

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Episode 108: Ch 98 And in the Middle of Negotiations I Break Down

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 18:00:00 +0000

William and Celia talk over a truce and Paris meets the Mysterious Mistress Castle.

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Episode 107: Ch 97 A Nice Friendly Game of Hide and Seek

Thu, 09 Mar 2023 12:40:55 +0000

Helen fights for her life and finds her strongest weapon.

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Episode 106: Ch 96 The Slings and Arrows

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 10:27:30 +0000

Helen realizes that life is unfair. Death is an enigma and love is very very far away. 

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Episode 105: Ch 95 The Tea Party

Wed, 22 Feb 2023 19:00:00 +0000

Penelope confronts her mother and her past.

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Episode 104: Ch 94 Never Quick Draw Nothing

Thu, 09 Feb 2023 02:01:27 +0000

After Paris is told that new city ordinances won't allow her to buy guns and ammo from the Denver City Gun Shop, she decides it's time to confront the Sheriff on his nonsense.

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Episode 103: Ch 93 The Interrogation

Wed, 01 Feb 2023 23:53:02 +0000

Penelope helps Helen find her voice and so much more. 

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Episode 102: Ch 92 Phrenology

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 16:46:49 +0000

Helen moves to the fake boarding school in france. Penelope struggles to contain her disdain for her new colleagues. 



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Episode 101: Ch 91 Miracles

Thu, 10 Nov 2022 14:22:51 +0000

The aftermath of Aphrodite's decision to close the brothel is noticed by the people of Denver and the Amazons make a new plan in the face of new regulations and laws.

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Episode 100: Ch 90 The Ancient Tradition

Wed, 26 Oct 2022 18:00:00 +0000

The city of Denver Outlaws prostitution.

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Episode 99: Ch 89 The Eye of a Needle

Wed, 19 Oct 2022 12:12:44 +0000

Helen's parents returned from Australia.

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Episode 98: Ch 88 The Story I Can Not Tell

Wed, 05 Oct 2022 18:00:00 +0000

Helen reveals her dark past.

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Episode 97: Ch 87 The End of The Line

Wed, 28 Sep 2022 18:00:00 +0000

Paris and Helen reach the railroad camp and Helen meets Agamemnon for the first time as Odysseus tells Paris everything Helen has been hiding from her.

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Episode 96: Ch 86 Homer

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 18:00:00 +0000

Homer goes on a date.

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Episode 95: Ch 85 Undefeated

Wed, 14 Sep 2022 18:00:00 +0000

Paris and Helen are 30 minutes away from the railroad camp and as requested Paris takes the time to tell Helen story up the fight she had with her father. 

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Episode 94: Ch 84 The Legends of the West

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 08:38:22 +0000

Paris loses her fight to Ajax and suffers the consequences. 

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Episode 93: Ch 83 An Angel in the Amazon

Wed, 31 Aug 2022 22:29:59 +0000

Paris prepares for her fight with her father by calling in an old friend. Orpheus meats William.

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Episode 92: Ch 82 Dad?

Wed, 24 Aug 2022 01:04:43 +0000

Paris comes home from a hunting trip only to find the birthday celebration she had been trying to avoid waiting for her. 



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Episode 91: Ch 81 Misunderstanding

Fri, 19 Aug 2022 00:57:57 +0000

Thalia mistakes Orpheus for a new client. 



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Episode 90: Ch 80 She's Not The Colorado Kid

Wed, 10 Aug 2022 18:00:00 +0000

Orpheus goes up to Denver to find Paris but Cassandra has plans of her own.

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Episode 89: Ch 79 Dear Arcadia

Thu, 04 Aug 2022 01:15:21 +0000

Thalia confesses to a friend everything her life is and everything she wants it to be.

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Episode 88: Ch 78 Coyote Girl

Thu, 28 Jul 2022 15:52:12 +0000

 Paris learns the hard way, you should never go hunting alone.

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Episode 87: Ch 77 The Pit

Wed, 20 Jul 2022 13:13:50 +0000

Up at the Amazon Camp Paris and Helen plot their next move and face the ghosts Paris left behind.

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Episode 86: Ch 76 Punch-drunk

Tue, 12 Jul 2022 18:00:00 +0000

Paris hustles the Denver City Boxing Champion, and the dance has its finale.

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Episode 85: Ch 75 The Dance

Wed, 06 Jul 2022 18:00:00 +0000

Paris continues to navigate the labyrinth of social interaction that is the New Years Resolution Dance.

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Episode 84: Ch 74 The Truth, Some Lies, a Few Rumors, and a Lot of Innuendo

Fri, 01 Jul 2022 00:58:26 +0000

It's the night of the Amazons dance and for Paris dancing around the gossip proves more treacherous than she would have expected.

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Episode 83: Ch 27 The God of Hammers

Sun, 26 Jun 2022 01:09:32 +0000

Paris and Thalia discuss the rules of the relationship, and Paris tries to find a way to live with them.

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Episode 82: Chapter 72 The Queen of Hearts

Wed, 01 Jun 2022 13:09:12 +0000

  Philoctetes was never the most romantic man, around women he always seemed to get tongue-tied. Tonight he will get everything else tied up as well. 

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Episode 81: Ch 71 The Continuing Adventures of Ajax Captain of Calvary

Wed, 18 May 2022 22:59:22 +0000

 Ajax enjoys his success in Washington playing out his fantasy and living it up with his only friend. 

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Episode 80: Ch 70 The Story of Ajax Captain of The Calvary

Wed, 04 May 2022 16:30:45 +0000

Ajax  finds that in the world that  does not want to hear the truth the only story left for him to tell is fiction.

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Episode 79: Ch 69 One More Night in Carson City

Wed, 27 Apr 2022 18:00:00 +0000

Death comes for Eurydice, but why? And what does he have planned? 

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Episode 78: Ch 68 Husbands

Wed, 20 Apr 2022 18:00:00 +0000

Orpheus and Eurydice make a new plan over coffee. 

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Episode 77: Ch 67 An Abstraction of the Truth

Wed, 13 Apr 2022 18:00:00 +0000

Eurydice arranges for a late night poker game, and if Orpheus can let go of all of his secrets. He may just get lucky.

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Episode 76: Ch 66 The Girl Who Returned

Wed, 06 Apr 2022 18:00:00 +0000

Paris is finally awake, and before the day is done She will have punched her brother, kissed her sister and found a new seat at the family dinner table. Maybe they should have let her sleep.

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Episode 75: Ch 67 Normal

Wed, 30 Mar 2022 18:00:00 +0000

Eurydice Needs to know why Paris came home only to drink until she passes out every day so he takes her hunting. They talked about life, love and coyotes.  until she's ready to answer the question. What happened in Denver.

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Episode 74: Ch 64 Going to War.

Wed, 23 Mar 2022 18:00:00 +0000

The Denver City Amazons Make a new plan. Paris and Thalia redefine there relationship. Unfortunately not with each other.  

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Episode 73: Ch 63 The Rules of the Game

Thu, 17 Mar 2022 01:00:00 +0000

Paris strikes out with Thalia but this isn't baseball and sometimes you get a fourth pitch.

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Episode 72: Ch 62 Coffee Steaks and Gun

Thu, 10 Mar 2022 03:00:00 +0000

Orpheus and Eurydice have dinner together for the first time, and it is a learning experience for everyone.

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Episode 71: Ch 61 The Party is Over

Wed, 23 Feb 2022 17:54:28 +0000

Orpheus returns from the underworld and meets Eurydice again for the first time.

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Episode 70: Ch 60 Getting Up Again

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 09:00:00 +0000

Paris and Penthesilea move into a Ilione’s farm. Penthesilea looks for a way to get back at William and Paris looks for a way just to get Thalia.

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Episode 69: Ch 59 The New Amazon

Wed, 02 Feb 2022 17:24:20 +0000

After being kidnapped by Penthesilea, Paris Is taken to a hunting camp that is the home of the Denver City Amazons and Helen finds a new ally in Cassandra.

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Episode 68: Ch 58 The Fall of the Amazon

Tue, 18 Jan 2022 19:35:36 +0000

William returns to find that the Amazon it's not the way he left it, and he is not happy. 

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Episode 67: Ch 57 A Nice Friendly Game of Baseball

Thu, 23 Dec 2021 03:00:00 +0000

It's a swing-and-a-miss for Paris,  as Penthesilea and Naomi discussed subtleties of a lesbian relationship.



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Episode 66: Ch 56 Black and Blue Paris Part 2

Thu, 16 Dec 2021 03:00:00 +0000

Paris goes to the brothel to recover after her fight with the sheriff. Thalia makes her move.

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Episode 65: Ch 56 Black and Blue Paris Part 1

Thu, 09 Dec 2021 03:00:00 +0000

 Paris goes to the brothel to recover after her fight with the sheriff. Thalia makes her move. 

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Episode 64: Ch 55 Homecoming

Thu, 02 Dec 2021 03:00:00 +0000

Colin is dead, And Orpheus has one chance to save him. All he has to do is make a deal with the Devil. 

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Episode 63: Ch 54 The Killer Vs The Kid

Thu, 18 Nov 2021 03:00:00 +0000

Orpheus and Achilles finally stand in the ring against each other, but fate and Agamemnon have other ideas.

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Episode 62: Ch 53 The Bullfight

Wed, 10 Nov 2021 12:27:58 +0000

Paris, a sharpshooter, a quick draw artist, a boxer with the long arm of the law, and a night Denver will never forget. 

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Episode 61: Ch 52 A Snake In My Garden

Thu, 04 Nov 2021 01:00:00 +0000

Paris makes a new friend, as Thalia it given a new assignment.

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Episode 60: Ch 51 The Days That Never Were

Wed, 27 Oct 2021 19:00:00 +0000

Jonathan leaves a note behind for Eurydice. Orpheus, Colin and Henry work on their exit strategy before the big fight with Achilles. Timothy is given a new job, a new title and a new task.

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Episode 59: Ch 50 Halloween

Wed, 20 Oct 2021 19:00:00 +0000

Eurydice waits for Penelope but she never comes. Instead he meets someone new, Orpheus.

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Episode 58: Ch 49 The Forgotten Birthday

Wed, 13 Oct 2021 19:00:00 +0000

Paris goes to court  and is “defended” by Thalia's lawyer “friend”

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Episode 57: Ch 48 Christmas

Wed, 06 Oct 2021 19:00:00 +0000

 Paris fails to attend church on Christmas.

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Episode 56: Ch47 Soulmates Part 2

Wed, 29 Sep 2021 19:00:00 +0000

Penelope keeps her promise to Odysseus and accepts her fate but she never forgets Eurydice as she searches for a way to say goodbye.

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Episode 55: Ch 47 Soulmates Part 1

Wed, 22 Sep 2021 19:00:00 +0000

Penelope keeps her promise to Odysseus and accepts her fate but she never forgets Eurydice as she searches for a way to say goodbye.

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Episode 54: Ch 46 The Illusion of Choice

Wed, 15 Sep 2021 19:00:00 +0000

Penelope takes Odysseus to see Agamemnon, knowing one of them will need to be removed from the board but who???

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Episode 53: Ch 45 Two Days to Halloween

Wed, 08 Sep 2021 19:00:00 +0000

 Agamemnon arrives in Carson City, and fate begins to make Penelope's decisions for her.

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Episode 52: episode 52 - Ch 44 Food, Family and Love

Wed, 01 Sep 2021 19:00:00 +0000

It's Christmas Eve and the Amazon Is packed. Everyone is alive with holiday spirit, everyone except for Thomas.

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Episode 51: episode 51 - Ch 43 Aphrodite's Champion

Wed, 18 Aug 2021 19:00:00 +0000

Paris meets Aphrodite. 

This episode guest stars Spooky the Cat. If you listen very carefully.

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Episode 50: episode 50 - CH 42 Two days to Christmas

Wed, 11 Aug 2021 19:00:01 +0000

Paris, Penthesilea, Prostitutes and Prize Fights, Why does everything always start with a “P”?

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Episode 49: episode 49 - Ch 41 Disturbing the Peace

Wed, 11 Aug 2021 19:00:00 +0000

Paris learns who owns the bar, why Cynthia and Penthesilea don't like each other, what the sheriff's problem is and exactly and how gullible Ilione’s husband can be. 

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Episode 48: episode 48 - Ch 40 What Good Girlfriends Don't Do

Wed, 04 Aug 2021 19:00:00 +0000

Paris tries to remember the chain of events that will lead to her spending Christmas Eve in the Denver City Sheriff's Office Holding cell.

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Episode 47: episode 47 - CH 39 The Stars That Cross part 3

Wed, 28 Jul 2021 19:00:00 +0000

Penelope retells the story of Helen to Eurydice as they lie in bed together. She tells him a version of the story that very few people have ever heard.

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Episode 45: episode 45 - Ch 39 The Stars That Cross part 1

Wed, 14 Jul 2021 19:00:00 +0000

Penelope retells the story of Helen to Eurydice as they lie in bed together. She tells him a version of the story that very few people have ever heard.

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Episode 3: Ch 2, Helen of the Iron Horse

Thu, 08 Jul 2021 16:49:38 +0000

Helen seeks advice from the gods in what could possibly have been a dream the night before she has to leave New York for the last time.

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Episode 44: episode 44 - Ch 38 Once Upon a Time in In Carson City

Wed, 07 Jul 2021 18:00:00 +0000

Penelope and Eurydice meet up in Carson City So they can strategize over how to kill Agamemnon, but that's not all that happens.

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Episode 43: Ch 37 The Amazon

Wed, 30 Jun 2021 18:00:00 +0000

Paris picks up a new job, a new student and a debt of $5. 

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Episode 42: Ch 36 Once Upon a Time in Denver

Wed, 23 Jun 2021 18:00:00 +0000

December 1882 and a sixteen-year-old Paris is stuck in the city of Denver. She's on her own and she has no money left. When she meets Penthesilea and the Legend Of the Whiskey Girl is born.

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Episode 41: Ch 35 Whiskey Girl

Wed, 16 Jun 2021 18:00:00 +0000

Paris Helen and Odysseus head to Denver by train on what will be the last leg of their Journey West. They should be at the railroad camp in two days if nothing goes wrong. 

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Episode 46: episode 46 - Ch 39 The Stars That Cross part 2

Mon, 14 Jun 2021 23:19:36 +0000

Penelope retells the story of Helen to Eurydice as they lie in bed together. She tells him a version of the story that very few people have ever heard.

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Episode 40: Ch 34 Railroaded

Wed, 09 Jun 2021 18:00:00 +0000

Penelope returns from tombstone thinking that her career in the Cavalry is now over. She is wrong. She is so very very wrong.

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Episode 39: CH 33 The Son of the Reaper

Wed, 02 Jun 2021 18:00:00 +0000

Penelope and Ajax arrived in Tombstone Arizona to arrest The Reaper.

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Episode 38: Ch 32 Don't Be So Melodramatic, Part 2

Wed, 26 May 2021 18:00:00 +0000

Paris, Helen and Odysseus continue to watch and enjoy a melodrama based on Eurydice, Penelope, and Ajax.

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