Episode 86: Ravens, Submarines, and Scars

Tue, 18 Jun 2024 06:12:00 +0000

Professor Atwood gets an unexpected challenge from an old nemesis.

Episode 85s: Sleepscape

Mon, 10 Jun 2024 21:25:00 +0000

Remixed, remastered, and a longer journey to create your own adventure in your mind as you drift off to sleep. Enjoy your extended time in Professor Atwood's garden, greenhouse, and hydroponics lab.

Episode 85: Tour of the Site F Greenhouse

Sun, 02 Jun 2024 20:16:00 +0000

Professor Atwood gives another tour of his lab, this time focusing on his greenhouse and hydroponics lab, and talks about his emotionally carnivorous plants.

Episode 84S: Sleepscape

Mon, 27 May 2024 08:16:00 +0000

The sleepscape of episode 84. The Professor welcomes you back to Earth.

Episode 84: NASA Debrief, Scones, and Family

Sun, 19 May 2024 19:29:00 +0000

Professor Atwood politely endures a NASA debrief on his Mars Mission in his library overlooking the garden. Later, after exit interviews with his space crew, he gets a surprise visitor.

Episode 83s: Sleepscape

Tue, 14 May 2024 22:15:00 +0000

The Sleepscape of episode 83, The Return to Earth. Remixed and remastered. A longer journey. Chill out and let your mind wander and then return to Earth...

Episode 83: The Return to Earth

Sat, 04 May 2024 03:57:00 +0000

Professor Atwood and his crew prepare for their return to earth, and some interesting facts about the Rubik's Cube.

Episode 82S: Sleepscape

Sat, 04 May 2024 03:46:00 +0000

Enjoy this sleepscape of episode 82. Longer. Remastered. Set at the International Space Station. Enjoy the time away from Earth.

Episode 82: Getting the ISS Back Under Human Control

Wed, 17 Apr 2024 02:26:00 +0000

Professor Atwood, his crew, and the crew of the International Space Station try to solve their giant tardigrade problem once and for all. Additional music by Worm v Snake.

Episode 81s: Sleepscape

Wed, 17 Apr 2024 02:22:00 +0000

The Sleepscape of episode 81. Remixed, remastered, and a longer journey. The professor hopes you enjoy your time in space.

Episode 81: Space Stations, Astronaut Ice Cream, and Giant Water Bears

Tue, 02 Apr 2024 20:31:00 +0000

Professor Atwood, his crew, and the crew of the International Space Station join forces to try and solve their giant tardigrade problem.

Episode 80: Big Problems with Little Tardigrades

Fri, 15 Mar 2024 21:46:00 +0000

Professor Atwood and his crew must help regain control of the International Space Station after it's been unexpectedly overrun by giant tardigrades. Additional music by Worm v Snake.

Episode 79: The Space Station Tardigrade Problem

Sun, 03 Mar 2024 21:07:00 +0000

Professor Atwood and his crew respond to a distress call at the International Space Station and find a very small organism causing a very large problem.

Episode 78: Farewell to Mars and an Unexpected Detour

Sat, 17 Feb 2024 21:07:00 +0000

Professor Atwood and his crew depart Mars and head for home. But a distress call causes them to make an unexpected detour. Additional music by Worm v Snake.

Episode 77: Meteor Swarms, Amusement Parks and a story about Yetis

Thu, 01 Feb 2024 18:05:00 +0000

Professor Atwood puts his plan in motion to defeat the Sentient Meteor Swarm once and for all so he can his crew can leave Mars.

Episode 76: Revenge of the Sentient Meteor Swarm

Tue, 16 Jan 2024 18:43:00 +0000

Professor Atwood and his crew are ready to depart Mars, but the sentient Meteor Swarm has gone rogue and has other plans.

Episode 75: The Martian Amusement Park

Tue, 02 Jan 2024 00:49:00 +0000

Professor Atwood enjoys a lovely day at the Martian Amusement Park with his son Patrick, and gets a much needed explanation from Tom the Futurist about how it came to be.

Episode 74: Christmas on Mars

Thu, 14 Dec 2023 21:34:00 +0000

Professor Atwood and his crew celebrate Christmas on Mars, but the celebrations have to wait until they can get Tom the Futurist back from being "in Time out of Time" right by the Martian ruins.

Ep 73: The Martian Ruins and the Lost Futurist

Wed, 15 Nov 2023 22:04:00 +0000

Searching for his lost friend Tom, Professor Atwood explores the ruins on the surface of Mars and makes a startling discovery.

Episode 72: Mars Royalty, A Welcome Dinner, and Terraforming

Wed, 01 Nov 2023 20:50:00 +0000

Professor Atwood talks to King Targon of Mars about the sentient meteor swarm just before an elaborate Martian welcome dinner. Terraforming discussions are saved for after dinner. Professor Atwood also recalls a previous adventure involving a legendary condor and a hot air balloon.

Episode 71: The Martian Inner City and a Family Reunion

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 23:50:00 +0000

Professor Atwood is reunited with his son, Patrick, and they enter the Martian Inner City.

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Episode 70: Meteors, Magic, and Martians

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 16:22:00 +0000

Professor Atwood must figure out how to defeat a sentient Meteor Storm in order to assist the John Carter in landing. Two crew members also reveal a surprising past.

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Episode 69: Almonds and Meteors

Sun, 17 Sep 2023 19:55:00 +0000

Professor Atwood and his crew must navigate a mysterious Meteor Storm in addition to some unexpected almond issues.

Episode 68: The SoundScape Special

Tue, 05 Sep 2023 20:05:00 +0000

Professor Atwood is called away unexpectedly and cannot record the episode, so Bradley presents a very special soundscape instead. Regular transmissions/stories will resume next episode. Sweet dreams, adventurers.

Episode 67: Terraforming Mars and the Martians

Fri, 18 Aug 2023 00:03:00 +0000

Professor Atwood meets with his crew to discuss the Terraforming of Mars and how the Martians really feel about. He also has to deal with a brewing chef/engineer problem.

Episode 66: Mission Secrets and the Journey to Mars

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 08:48:00 +0000

Professor Atwood and his crew learn some surprising things about their mission from Janet, the NASA Mission Specialist. These surprises include everything from a secret advanced NASA propulsion system to who actually requested Professor Atwood for this mission.

Episode 65: The Storm Before the Calm

Sat, 01 Jul 2023 07:55:00 +0000

With final preparations made, Professor Atwood must come up with a contingency plan to deal with a possible storm front that would delay the Mars Mission Launch.

Episode 64: Spacecraft Inspections and Coffee Shops

Fri, 16 Jun 2023 14:39:00 +0000

Professor Atwood and his crew perform final inspections for his trip into outer space and visits a delightful coffee shop at the top of the JPL rocket gantry.

Episode 63: Astronaut Training and Mars Secrets

Thu, 01 Jun 2023 07:38:00 +0000

Professor Atwood's crew completes their abbreviated astronaut training with a surprise secret reveal about Mars at the end.

Episode 62: The Astronaut Training Speedrun

Tue, 16 May 2023 17:22:00 +0000

Time is of the essence, but preparation is still key to the success of a mission. Professor Atwood brings his crew to NASA for some condensed astronaut training.

Episode 61: The Space Crew Interviews

Mon, 01 May 2023 17:56:00 +0000

After learning his son was on the crew of a missing Mars mission, Professor Atwood quickly makes preparations for space travel and interviews potential space crew candidates.

Episode 60: An Unexpected Call to Adventure

Sat, 15 Apr 2023 10:09:00 +0000

Professor Atwood begins to prepare for another adventure after unexpectantly getting a call from NASA. However, this adventure would most likely be a bit more personal than usual.

Episode 59: Sleep With Me Podcast Crossover

Mon, 03 Apr 2023 03:24:00 +0000

A VERY SPECIAL CROSSOVER event with the Sleep With Me Podcast. Professor Atwood invites Professor Scooter over to his lab to give a guest lecture on the neuroscience of sleep. Retro video games, dolphins, and clowns are also discussed. https://www.sleepwithmepodcast.com/

Episode 58: A Quiet Ending to a Long Journey

Mon, 20 Mar 2023 20:26:00 +0000

Professor Atwood experiences calm seas and bittersweet goodbyes as he reflects on his latest adventure and finally returns home.

Episode 57: The Wedding and the Seal

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 22:18:00 +0000

Professor Atwood must deal with one last complication involving vandalism and a seal so Benny and Alice's wedding can finally go off without a hitch.

Episode 56: Saving the Secret Island Wedding

Thu, 16 Feb 2023 17:33:00 +0000

After coming up empty handed at the Underground Market, Professor Atwood, with the help of Byron the former hidden pirate, has one last trick up his sleeve to save Benny and Alice's wedding.

Episode 55: The Underground Market Jewelry Exchange

Thu, 02 Feb 2023 04:17:00 +0000

Professor Atwood continues to try and save Benny's and Alice's wedding by helping Alice find the right accessory in the Underground Market Jewelry Exchange. But the Professor senses that something is still amiss with Alice.

Episode 54: Luck, Jewelry, and Pirates

Mon, 16 Jan 2023 16:22:00 +0000

Professor Atwood and his party find a door to the Underground Market in Benny's secret island Pirate Lounge, but finds that one of his crew members is not welcome there.

Episode 53: The Pirate Lounge

Sun, 01 Jan 2023 10:35:00 +0000

Having to unexpectedly deal with classic wedding superstitions, Professor Atwood travels to the Pirate Lounge on Benny's secret vacation island to find an accessory for Alice.

Episode 52: The Secret Christmas Wedding

Sat, 17 Dec 2022 23:42:00 +0000

After a stop in Australia to resupply, Professor Atwood and his crew make haste to arrive at Benny's secret island in time for the Christmas wedding. However, once there they find an unexpected complication involving ancient wedding superstitions.

Episode 51: Home is at the End of the Wormhole

Tue, 15 Nov 2022 18:28:00 +0000

Professor Atwood and Professor Felice prepare to leave the formerly cheeseless alternate dimension and return home. One crewmember, however, decides to stay.

Episode 50: The Great Alternate Universe Baking Competition

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 17:18:00 +0000

Oceanic chefs Beverly and Gillian face each other in a alternate universe cheese-centric bakeoff to get the chromite needed for Professor Atwood and his crew to get back home.

Episode 49: The Escalating Alternate Universe Chef Rivalry

Sat, 15 Oct 2022 22:03:00 +0000

Professor Atwood and the alternate universe Madagascar Scientists prepare for an interdimensional bake-off in order to get the chromite needed to get back home.

Episode 48: Personnel Conflicts, Cheese, and Dimensional Shifts

Sat, 01 Oct 2022 08:06:00 +0000

Still stuck in a different universe, in order to get back home Professor Atwood must first deal with various personnel issues involving a relationship "on a break", an oceanic chef rivalry, and a wayward apprentice scientist who seems to be doing more harm than good.

Episode 47: The Multiverse Madagascar

Fri, 16 Sep 2022 18:49:05 +0000

Professor Atwood, still trapped in an alternate dimension, makes a trip to Madagascar to procure more chromite for repairs, only to make some startling discoveries about their current dimension.

Episode 46: A Multiverse of Problems

Thu, 01 Sep 2022 18:38:26 +0000

Professor Atwood learns he and his crew are stuck in an alternate universe and joins forces with Professor Felice and his crew to find a solution and a way back home.

Episode 45: The Dimensional Wormhole

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 19:11:45 +0000

Professor Atwood learns about the mysterious wormhole maelstrom from Professor Felice, and learns he may be even further off course than he originally thought.

Episode 44: The Maelstrom

Mon, 01 Aug 2022 08:00:34 +0000

Professor Atwood and his crew weather an expected storm at sea, with an unexpected Maelstrom at the end of it.

Episode 43: The Journey Home

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 08:00:09 +0000

The stars have aligned as Professor Atwood starts his journey home. The crew is in excellent spirits as they enjoy an on-deck BBQ and an impromptu jam session. However Professor Atwood has a sneaky suspicion that this is the calm before the storm.

Episode 42: The Treasure of Captain Kidd

Sat, 02 Jul 2022 01:45:09 +0000

Professor Atwood focuses his search for Captain Kidd's elusive lost treasure on the Plum Island Lighthouse.

Episode 41: Plum Island

Thu, 16 Jun 2022 17:27:53 +0000

Professor Atwood travels to Plum Island for the final leg of his treasure hunting journey, but finds some unexpected complications involving the US Government and some wayward livestock.

Episode 40: The Three Pirate Trials

Wed, 01 Jun 2022 16:42:20 +0000

Professor Atwood and his crew brave three pirate trials and encounter an unexpected complication. 

Episode 39: The Sunken Cave

Sun, 15 May 2022 08:00:28 +0000

Professor Atwood gets closer to Captain Kidd's lost treasure and finds a hidden Pirate's Lair on Gardiner's Island.

Episode 38: Gardiner's Island

Sun, 01 May 2022 08:00:27 +0000

Professor Atwood finally arrives at Gardiner's Island to search for Captain Kidd's lost treasure.

Episode 37: The Giant Squid Problem

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 08:00:34 +0000

Professor Atwood is called upon to help The Panama Canal Authority Special Problems Division with their giant squid problem.

Episode 36: Trouble in the Panama Canal

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 08:00:38 +0000

The Panama Canal Authority Special Problems Division asks Professor Atwood and his crew for help with an unusual problem blocking the Panama Canal.

Episode 35: Embarking on a Treasure Hunt

Tue, 15 Mar 2022 08:00:35 +0000

Professor Atwood gathers his crew aboard his salvage ship The Recovery to search for lost pirate treasure.

Episode 34: The Adventure Crew

Sat, 19 Feb 2022 21:53:02 +0000

Professor Atwood interviews potential crew members for his upcoming pirate treasure hunt.

Episode 33: The Site D Library

Sat, 05 Feb 2022 00:23:58 +0000

Professor Atwood gives a tour of his Site D Library and examines an authentic pirate treasure map.

Episode 32: The Underground Dragon

Sat, 22 Jan 2022 18:24:55 +0000

Professor Atwood must face an unusual dragon to help the Lost Earthers save the Underground Market.

Episode 31: Keepers of the Commercium

Mon, 03 Jan 2022 16:36:51 +0000

Professor Atwood continues his investigation into the Underground Market and what is causing the instability, and meets the Keepers of the Commercium.

Episode 30: Return to Christmastown

Mon, 13 Dec 2021 20:02:37 +0000

Professor Atwood returns to Christmastown to enjoy the cookie festival only to find that the True Emperor Penguins are causing some unexpected hassles. Featuring original Christmas music by Ron Tanski. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, Adventurers.

Episode 29: Trouble in the Underground Market

Thu, 18 Nov 2021 17:32:57 +0000

Eben, the Underground Market Concierge, tells Professor Atwood about a problem with the Underground Market's Wormhole Conduits.

Episode 28: The Underground Market

Thu, 04 Nov 2021 23:27:34 +0000

Professor Atwood, thinking himself lost, unexpectedly discovers a bustling Underground Market at the end of a hidden tunnel.

Episode 27: The Underground Tunnel

Thu, 21 Oct 2021 17:18:01 +0000

Professor Atwood explores a hidden underground tunnel right in his backyard.

Episode 26: The Garden Interlude

Mon, 04 Oct 2021 23:48:28 +0000

Happy to be home, Professor Atwood give a tour of his garden, including some unusual upgrades, and then finds something very unexpected in an old Rosewood Tree.

Episode 25: The Time City Amusement Park

Mon, 20 Sep 2021 16:58:33 +0000

Professor Atwood and Bradley enjoy one last day at the Time City Resort and explore the signature amusements there, including a trackless roller coaster and The Time Tunnel Dark Ride before heading home.

Episode 24: The Time Buffet

Wed, 01 Sep 2021 17:43:18 +0000

Professor Atwood and Bradley, while still stuck in the Paleozoic Era, enjoy a relaxing meal at the Time City Resort's famous Time Buffet.

Episode 23: Reunion at the Time City Resort

Mon, 16 Aug 2021 18:57:18 +0000

Bradley travels back in time to rescue Professor Atwood from the Paleozoic Era.

Episode 22: The City Out of Time

Tue, 03 Aug 2021 16:26:00 +0000

Professor Atwood unexpectedly enters a time traveling city in the Paleozoic Era.

Episode 21: Going Paleo

Fri, 16 Jul 2021 20:39:45 +0000

Due to his malfunctioning Time Anchor, Professor Atwood gets stuck in the Paleozoic Era and makes a very surprising discovery.

Episode 20: Lost in the 80s

Fri, 02 Jul 2021 01:57:47 +0000

Professor Atwood braves a mall in the 80s to get to a Radio Shack in order to fix his malfunctioning time machine. Dedicated to a fellow professor, David Schmidt 1968-2020, who was always up for a trip to the mall.

Episode 19: Of Time Travel and Circuit Boards

Wed, 16 Jun 2021 22:59:59 +0000

Professor Atwood tests his Rapid Time Deployment Amphibious Vehicle (Retweet Dave) and gives a history of circuit boards.

Episode 18: Tour of Site C and the Butterfly Effect

Wed, 02 Jun 2021 15:56:02 +0000

Professor Atwood gives another tour of his lab, this time focusing on Site C. The Professor also explores the benefits and hazards of time travel.

Episode 17: VR Adventure (Trolls and Elevators)

Wed, 19 May 2021 18:22:16 +0000

Professor Atwood concludes his VR adventure by repairing an elevator and confronting an Amphibious Troll with surprising career goals.

Episode 16: VR Adventure (Mazes and Sea Serpents)

Sun, 02 May 2021 18:49:01 +0000

Professor Atwood continues his journey through his customized VR Adventure System (Smart Randy) and agrees to help a sea serpent recover her lost egg from an amphibious troll. 

Episode 15: The Home Hub Room

Mon, 26 Apr 2021 21:10:08 +0000

Professor Atwood gives a tour of his comfortable home hub room and also demonstrates his customized VR system.

Episode 14: Cloud City Diplomacy

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 15:38:24 +0000

Professor Atwood diffuses the situation between rival Cloud City factions and gains some unusual passengers for the ride home.

Episode 13: The City in the Clouds

Fri, 05 Mar 2021 18:21:33 +0000

Professor Atwood discovers a city in the clouds and meets a surprisingly hostile and warlike tribe of Cloud People.

Episode 12: Soaring into the Clouds

Wed, 17 Feb 2021 16:28:01 +0000

Professor Atwood give a tour of his eco-friendly prototype aircraft and then sets off for an adventure in the clouds.

Episode 11: The Secret Beach

Tue, 02 Feb 2021 20:54:32 +0000

Professor Atwood explores a secret beach and is surprised to find an old friend among the tranquility.

Episode 10: Storms and Submarines

Mon, 18 Jan 2021 20:45:39 +0000

In part 2 of 3 Professor Atwood gets lost at sea on his way back from Easter Island and makes a surprising discovery.

Episode 9: The Secret of Easter Island

Sun, 03 Jan 2021 20:05:14 +0000

Professor Atwood embarks on a 3-part adventure starting with being called to Easter Island to assist another Professor with a unique statue problem.

Episode 8: The Christmas Conundrum

Sat, 19 Dec 2020 18:20:45 +0000

Join Professor Atwood on a very special Christmas adventure as he travels to near the north pole to help his assistant Bradley save Christmastown. Relax and chill to the adventure, featuring original Christmas music by Ron Tanski.

Episode 7: Back to the Lab (Site B)

Wed, 02 Dec 2020 00:17:37 +0000

Professor Atwood give a tour of Site B of his lab which includes the Rocket Room and the Greenhouse where he grows some unusual carnivorous plants. He also reveals his new engine which runs on a very alternative fuel.

Episode 6: The Underwater City

Tue, 17 Nov 2020 17:27:06 +0000

Professor Atwood travels deep under the sea to search for a legendary lost city that most definitely isn't Atlantis.

Episode 5: The Tongass National Forest

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 17:14:39 +0000

Professor Atwood travels to the Tongass National Forest in Alaska to search for a mysterious glacier. 

Episode 4: Down the Amazon

Thu, 15 Oct 2020 16:42:40 +0000

Professor Atwood travels down the Amazon to explore the river, study the wildlife, and to attend a festival that's like Earth Day, but not actually Earth Day.

Episode 3: The Science Conference

Thu, 01 Oct 2020 14:22:18 +0000

Professor Atwood explores Munich and attends an exclusive Science Conference.

Episode 2: The Orient Express

Tue, 15 Sep 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Professor Atwood travels on the famous Orient Express on his way to a Science Conference in Vienna.

Episode 1: Tour of the Lab

Tue, 01 Sep 2020 19:00:00 +0000

Professor Atwood give a tour of his lab, his submarine, and some very alternative fuels. It's an overview to adventure.

Show Trailer

Wed, 05 Aug 2020 01:55:05 +0000

The trailer for the show, where Jonathan Peter Atwood introduces himself.