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Science Fiction Double Feature



Comedy Audio Drama


Synopsis:

Callam and Jim are two of your regular store-brand nerds, spending more time in imaginary worlds than reality. But a mysterious figure from beyond time and space has a mission for them, and it’ll take them to places more exciting and slightly weirder than their wildest dreams. Join them on their quest through time, space, and fiction for comedy, action, romance, bromance, bad puns, and a whole lot of IMDB trivia. We owe thanks to https://freesound.org/ for providing a huge library of freely available sound effects to help nerds like us realise our audio-ambitions - a full list of FX credits can be found here: https://rb.gy/zqnwor


Format: Audio Drama

Genres: Comedy

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Episodes:

Episode 1: Van life, but not as we know it...

Thu, 27 Aug 2020 21:58:15 +0200

What to watch this evening? It's a perennial question we all must face, but when trying to choose their evening's entertainment, lifelong pop culture enthusiasts Callam and Jim are drawn into a fantastical world and the start of a whole new adventure... 

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Episode 2: The Moore, the merrier...

Thu, 03 Sep 2020 20:12:23 +0200

The boys have been set up with their sweet-ass hi tech camper van - but their first mission will take them deep undercover into the world of spies. Meet femme fatales, gadget-building geniuses, and an aquatic evil mastermind...

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Episode 3: Stickin' it to the man

Thu, 17 Sep 2020 19:39:58 +0200

Callam and Jim are settling into their life of intergalactic pop culture surfing, but Kev has given them their hardest task yet - stealing an item of unimaginable value from a space-bound corporate behemoth. Will they make it out without falling into a trash compactor? What dark secrets will they uncover? Listen to find out... 

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Episode 4: A Fistful of Errors

Mon, 05 Oct 2020 23:39:23 +0200

Saddle up pardners, in their latest adventure Callam and Jim find themselves out West - WAY out West - on the hunt for some legendary music memorabilia. From deserted ghost towns to rowdy saloons, their quest will take them right across Western World (similar but legally distinct from W*stworld) - will they escape the notice of the murderous bandits who run the show? 

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Episode 5: A Few Errors More

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 20:26:07 +0100

The adventures in WesternWorld (again, sorry HBO) continue as Jim comes afoul of the notorious Best Boys gang, and Callam joins forces with the mysterious stranger known as Ronin Keating and a rag-tag band of misfit villagers to save the day. Will they recover the notebook of legendary composer Ennio Morricone? How many puns can they conceivably squeeze into one episode? All will be revealed... 

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Episode 6: Manc to the Future

Sun, 24 Jan 2021 19:49:36 +0100

We're back! Hitch up your bell-bottoms, take a seat on your horrible brown plastic furniture and insert other 70s reference here, the boys are going back in time. In the latest episode of SFDF, Callam and Jim are cruising the space-time continuum to Manchester 1976 to grab another historic bit of music memorabilia for the increasingly shifty Kev. But will the grim weather, time-travelling neoliberal cyborgs and the most timeline-shaking trip to the urinals in history get in their way? There's only one way to find out...

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Episode 7: Inglorious McBazterds

Fri, 07 May 2021 00:30:41 +0200

*Willem Dafoe from The Lighthouse voice* Avast and gird yer ear-loins! Harken to me my friends and listen ye well as we reach the final chapter of our epic yet narratively-unstable tale in a decidedly nautical fashion. Having seen off the diabolical clutches of the Ronald Raygun and reset reality (mostly), the boys find themselves headed straight to a watery showdown with the nefarious pop-culture-thieving slug Scabbs McBaster. Will they survive this most dangerous encounter or will they become shark-bait or worse? Only Poseidon can tell. And ye, if ye have the grit enough to listen to 47 minutes of an improvised comedy podcast. 

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START HERE - Episodes 1 + 2 Abridged (aka SFDF Redux)

Fri, 04 Jun 2021 10:54:42 +0200

The cut the directors really wanted you to hear... except unlike Francis Ford Coppola, it's shorter and more enjoyable than the original. Series 1 of the fantastical and heavily improvised adventures of Callam and Jim was a learning experience, and only by around episode 3 had our two protagonists gained full control of their comedy vehicle. As such, this re-edit of the original two episodes removes the content we think is less integral to our adventures (a lot of it is just film banter...), helping you to get up to speed more quickly.

After listening to this, head to episode 3 to continue the adventure. P.S. we didn't ditch the originals, so if you happen to enjoy somewhat directionless film chat, make your way down to the full length episodes 1 and 2!

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