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The Milkman of St. Gaff's



Horror Audio Book


Synopsis:

Lovecraft meets Kafka in this serialized fantasy/horror podcast about Howie, a troubled young man who joins the milkmen on the island of St. Gaff’s, only to discover that the milkmen harbor a dark and dangerous secret. Be sure to start with episode one!


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Format: Audio Book

Genres: Horror

Transcript details: Website

Completion status: Finished

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Episodes:

Sorry About the Murder - Guest Episode

Fri, 14 Jun 2024 20:23:10 GMT

Guest Episode from Sorry about the Murder. This is a fantastic fellow Canadian fiction podcast.


Every day in the nice little Canadian town of Beavermount, Ontario, a Zamboni driver has to solve a grisly murder to clear his Québecois name…and ready the ice for that night’s hockey game.




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42. Finale Part Three

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 11:57:20 GMT



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41. Finale Part Two

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 11:56:57 GMT

Howie faces his problems.


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40. Finale Part One

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 05:01:29 GMT

An inspector shows up at the milk station!


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39. Mother

Mon, 24 Oct 2022 04:01:38 GMT



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38. The Man from Elkhorn

Mon, 26 Sep 2022 04:01:39 GMT

Howie bumps into a mysterious stranger and visits a statue on a hill!


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37. Cetology

Sat, 10 Sep 2022 19:17:29 GMT

Howie goes out for dinner and learns about whales!


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36. The Radio, Part 3

Sun, 07 Aug 2022 22:21:24 GMT

Howie asks Stormy for help!


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35. Night Shift

Mon, 18 Jul 2022 04:01:15 GMT

Howie has to work a night shift!


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34. The Keys

Fri, 24 Jun 2022 22:20:43 GMT

Howie goes to a fancy party and loses his keys.


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33. Birthday!

Mon, 30 May 2022 04:01:58 GMT

Howie finds out what the thermolizer was for and celebrates his birthday!


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32. The Stakes

Fri, 13 May 2022 20:26:11 GMT

Howie finds out about his new duties!


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31. The Same River

Fri, 29 Apr 2022 04:01:39 GMT

Howie goes for a walk!


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30. The Message

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 04:01:22 GMT

Howie gets a message!


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29. No Man is an Island

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 04:02:37 GMT

Howie walks on the beach.


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28. The End

Fri, 18 Mar 2022 09:00:09 GMT

Howie has a hard time.


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27. The Cows

Fri, 04 Mar 2022 19:51:37 GMT

Howie goes on a mission!


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26. The Hand of God

Fri, 18 Feb 2022 20:23:36 GMT

Howie strikes out in a new direction.


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Holiday Special

Mon, 13 Dec 2021 20:10:08 GMT

CONTAINS MAJOR SPOILERS for season one.


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25. Full Circle

Fri, 05 Nov 2021 20:54:13 GMT

Howie faces a challenge.


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24. The Cow

Fri, 22 Oct 2021 19:35:08 GMT

Howie thinks about what's he's done.


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23. The Radio, Part Two

Fri, 08 Oct 2021 18:44:22 GMT

Howie fiddles with the radio, spends time with Stormy and goes hunting!


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22. The Radio, Part One

Fri, 24 Sep 2021 19:20:39 GMT

Howie tries again to get the old radio working!


Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • mech! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. 
  • Other merch and perks. 
  • ad-free episodes. 


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22. The Radio, Part One

Fri, 24 Sep 2021 10:39:48 GMT

Howie tries again to get the old radio working!


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21. Awakening

Fri, 10 Sep 2021 20:58:57 GMT

Howie helps to hand out chocolate milk to the citizens of St. Gaff's!


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Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. . 
  • ad-free episodes and other perks.


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20. The Plan

Fri, 23 Jul 2021 22:22:30 GMT

Howie makes a plan.


Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. . 
  • ad-free episodes and other perks.


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19. Subversion

Fri, 09 Jul 2021 18:19:26 GMT

Howie and Stormy talk about the future, Howie has sausages and beans for dinner and goes for a walk.


Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. . 
  • ad-free episodes and other perks.


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18. Fish and Chips, Part Two

Fri, 25 Jun 2021 04:00:00 GMT

Howie's explored the island and discovers why it's sometimes best to sleep with your clothes on.


Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. . 
  • ad-free episodes and other perks.


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17. The Pirates of Jeddore, Part Two

Fri, 04 Jun 2021 17:17:51 GMT

Howie remembers even more about his childhood.


Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. . 
  • ad-free episodes and other perks.


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16. The Pirates of Jeddore, Part One

Fri, 21 May 2021 04:00:00 GMT

Howie remembers his childhood!

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. 
  • ad-free episodes and other perks


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15. Fish and Chips, Part One

Sat, 08 May 2021 00:40:36 GMT

Howie tries to patch things up with Granard.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. 
  • ad-free episodes and other perks


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14. Greenwood

Fri, 23 Apr 2021 19:08:00 GMT

Howie spends some time with the Greenwoods!

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. 
  • ad-free episodes and other perks


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13. The Red Badge of Courage

Fri, 09 Apr 2021 19:12:34 GMT

Howie receives some important information from Corwin and goes on a trip!

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. 
  • ad-free episodes and other perks


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12. The Cabbage

Fri, 26 Mar 2021 16:49:00 GMT

Howie must decide what to do!

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. 
  • ad-free episodes and other perks


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11. Confession

Fri, 12 Mar 2021 18:17:30 GMT

Howie reflects on his time on St. Gaff's before getting a strange visit.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. 
  • ad-free episodes and other perks


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10. The Trip

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 12:53:56 GMT

Howie goes away with Stormy to the north end of St. Gaff's island. Howie shows his prowess as a Woodsman.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. 
  • ad-free episodes and other perks


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9. The Milk

Fri, 11 Dec 2020 19:54:26 GMT

Howie confronts someone he believes has been speaking to the police about him.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. 
  • ad-free episodes and other perks


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8. The Dream

Fri, 27 Nov 2020 11:27:47 GMT

Howie talks about his dreams and goes down some stairs.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. 
  • ad-free episodes and other perks


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7. The Story

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 06:00:00 GMT

Howie takes another trip up the mountain to the radio station, has a strange encounter, and tries to win Stormy's heart.


Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. 
  • ad-free episodes and other perks


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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6. The Church

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 06:00:00 GMT

Howie goes to church.


Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. 
  • ad-free episodes and other perks


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5. The Police

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 05:00:00 GMT

Howie tries to fix his radio and has an unpleasant experience with the police.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. 
  • ad-free episodes and other perks


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4. The Man from D.O.L.A.

Fri, 02 Oct 2020 10:18:00 GMT

Howie helps with a strange mission, and gives us some clues about his background.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. 
  • ad-free episodes and other perks


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3. Numbers

Fri, 18 Sep 2020 17:06:00 GMT

Howie takes on more responsibility and makes a horrifying discovery in the parking lot. He takes a trip into the mountains and we meet Father Wheelan, the town's priest.

Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. 
  • ad-free episodes and other perks


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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2. Files and Flies

Mon, 07 Sep 2020 12:32:00 GMT

Howie does his best to outsmart Mr. Billings and avoid being caught for his deception when applying to be a milkman. He also visits Dr. Barrett and sprays for flies at the receiving station.


Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. 
  • ad-free episodes and other perks


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Direct MP3 link


1. The Mission

Mon, 24 Aug 2020 04:15:00 GMT

Lovecraft meets Kafka in this fantasy/horror podcast about Howie, a troubled young man who joins the milkmen on the island of St. Gaff’s, only to discover that the milkmen harbor a dark and dangerous secret.


Think you’ve got what it takes to join the Milkmen of St. Gaff’s?

Submit your applications to the Billings Memorial Milk Station at, 

https://www.patreon.com/howiemilkman

This is not a job. It’s a vocation. 

And the rewards will make you the envy of any civilian.


  • Access to the patron only podcast, Once out of Nature, which follows other characters on St. Gaff’s through a different lens. 
  • Merch! Including the finest coffee mug man has ever known, with a DOLA logo on it. . 
  • ad-free episodes and other perks.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Direct MP3 link


Trailer

Mon, 10 Aug 2020 20:27:00 GMT

Lovecraft meets Kafka in this fantasy/horror podcast about Howie, a troubled young man who joins the milkmen on the island of St. Gaff's, only to discover that the milkmen harbor a dark and dangerous secret.


Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Direct MP3 link