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Lizzie Snoopes in Dystopia


21 episodes

Web <link> from RSS feed:

https://lizziesnoopes.com

Database link:

https://lizziesnoopes.com

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Creator: Lizzie Snoopes & Co. with Purcell Press

LizzieSnoopes


Full cast Comedy Serial Audio Drama


Synopsis:

If you like villains, tricksters, hucksters and heroes, and a touch of "carry on and camp" then you're in the right place! Lizzie Snoopes is a radio-pilot / show in the grand old tradition of pantomime and farce, with a touch of slap stickle along the way!

Prepare for a wild ride through the winding lanes of middle-aged suburbia. This time, our two divorcees are trapped on a boat in a murky corner of East London. Oh, the folly of it all!
Attempting to escape the depths of the Thames, they find themselves ensnared by Jonny, a heartless crook with no mercy. Oh, the horror! The pressure mounts as these poor souls realize the direness of their predicament. Their brows furrow, their minds race, and panic sets in like a swarm of bees in a jam factory.
Amid this chaotic whirlwind, clarity dawns upon our protagonists. Like a light bulb flickering to life in the darkest attics, they are reminded of their painful past intertwined with drugs. Ah, the follies of youth, dancing like mischievous imps in their memories!
Picture these two bewildered souls standing before their captors, babbling on about an unfortunate tryst with the law and a nasty little file on the computer system at the local cop shop! 
But there's more to come! Listen and be bewildered, just like our middle-aged duo.  


Format: Audio Drama

Continuity: Serial

Writing: Scripted

Voices: Full cast

Genres: Comedy

Completion status: Partial

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Episodes:

Part 2 - Episode twelve - Lizzie and Millie give their backstory, and it ain't pretty!

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 14:00:00 -0400

Ah, my dear friends, gather 'round and brace yourselves for the continued fable! In Episode 11, our eccentric duo, Lizzie and Millie,  spill the beans on their sordid past – and let me assure you, it's not for the faint-hearted! It's a proper rollercoaster of misadventures, and it's safe to say, it ain't pretty! So, don't miss out on this ludicrous yarn as they regale us with their scandalous backstory!

Colonel Reggie, and  chums, Dolly and Jonny, have assembled 'round as Lizzie and Millie regale them with the most extraordinary story of how they found themselves on the lam. It's a yarn so fantastical, you'd swear it's pure fiction, yet I assure you, it's the unvarnished truth! But now, the burning question remains: Is Reggie taking the bait, or shall he cast our intrepid heroines into the depths to frolic with the finned denizens of the deep blue sea?
Then there's the mystery of lil Megan, but that's fer next time folks!
Listen in - you'll be as aghasted as I am! 


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Lizzie Snoopes is in a dystopian field of existence in the multiverse.

Featuring the vocals of:

  • Sarah Lockett
  • Joe Purcell
  • Joanne Ruocco
  • Alice Wickham
  • Joe Purcell
  • Andy Chaplin
  • Anthony Sena
  • Janet Motenko

and more -
Support the artists

  • Intro music 'Five Minutes With You' by Shak Cohen
  • Intro music 'Plastic Faces' by Joanne Ruocco
  • Intro music 'Ali's Lounge' by Alice Frances
  • Original Cover Art : Steven Reynolds
  • Copyright Purcell Press

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Part 2 Episode eleven - serious bizness to settle!

Sun, 18 Jun 2023 11:00:00 -0400

Prepare for a wild ride through the winding lanes of middle-aged suburbia. This time, our two divorcees are trapped on a boat in a murky corner of East London. Oh, the folly of it all!
Attempting to escape the depths of the Thames, they find themselves ensnared by Jonny, a heartless crook with no mercy. Oh, the horror! The pressure mounts as these poor souls realize the direness of their predicament. Their brows furrow, their minds race, and panic sets in like a swarm of bees in a jam factory.
Amid this chaotic whirlwind, clarity dawns upon our protagonists. Like a light bulb flickering to life in the darkest attics, they are reminded of their painful past intertwined with drugs. Ah, the follies of youth, dancing like mischievous imps in their memories!
Picture these two bewildered souls standing before their captors, babbling on about an unfortunate tryst with the law and a nasty little file on the computer system at the local cop shop! 
But there's more to come! Listen and be bewildered, just like our middle-aged duo.  

Support the show


Lizzie Snoopes is in a dystopian field of existence in the multiverse.

Featuring the vocals of:

  • Sarah Lockett
  • Joe Purcell
  • Joanne Ruocco
  • Alice Wickham
  • Joe Purcell
  • Andy Chaplin
  • Anthony Sena
  • Janet Motenko

and more -
Support the artists

  • Intro music 'Five Minutes With You' by Shak Cohen
  • Intro music 'Plastic Faces' by Joanne Ruocco
  • Intro music 'Ali's Lounge' by Alice Frances
  • Original Cover Art : Steven Reynolds
  • Copyright Purcell Press

Direct MP3 link


Part 2, Episode ten - going overboard!

Tue, 11 Apr 2023 05:00:00 -0400

Lizzie and Millie have become a liability to Reggie and his gang. Will Reggie throw them overboard? 

  • Joanne Ruocco as Reggie and Dolly
  • Alice Wickham as Jonny
  • Sarah Lockett as Lizzie and Millie 
  • Sammy Swan as The Oracle

Don't forget to visit our website, lizziesnoopes.com

Support the show


Lizzie Snoopes is in a dystopian field of existence in the multiverse.

Featuring the vocals of:

  • Sarah Lockett
  • Joe Purcell
  • Joanne Ruocco
  • Alice Wickham
  • Joe Purcell
  • Andy Chaplin
  • Anthony Sena
  • Janet Motenko

and more -
Support the artists

  • Intro music 'Five Minutes With You' by Shak Cohen
  • Intro music 'Plastic Faces' by Joanne Ruocco
  • Intro music 'Ali's Lounge' by Alice Frances
  • Original Cover Art : Steven Reynolds
  • Copyright Purcell Press

Direct MP3 link


Part 2, Episode nine - y'all can't leave this boat!

Mon, 06 Feb 2023 02:00:00 -0500

 Reggie's secret hideout is a riverboat called 'Mabel'.  

Support the show


Lizzie Snoopes is in a dystopian field of existence in the multiverse.

Featuring the vocals of:

  • Sarah Lockett
  • Joe Purcell
  • Joanne Ruocco
  • Alice Wickham
  • Joe Purcell
  • Andy Chaplin
  • Anthony Sena
  • Janet Motenko

and more -
Support the artists

  • Intro music 'Five Minutes With You' by Shak Cohen
  • Intro music 'Plastic Faces' by Joanne Ruocco
  • Intro music 'Ali's Lounge' by Alice Frances
  • Original Cover Art : Steven Reynolds
  • Copyright Purcell Press

Direct MP3 link


60 Second-Soundbite

Sun, 18 Dec 2022 05:00:00 -0500

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Lizzie Snoopes is in a dystopian field of existence in the multiverse.

Featuring the vocals of:

  • Sarah Lockett
  • Joe Purcell
  • Joanne Ruocco
  • Alice Wickham
  • Joe Purcell
  • Andy Chaplin
  • Anthony Sena
  • Janet Motenko

and more -
Support the artists

  • Intro music 'Five Minutes With You' by Shak Cohen
  • Intro music 'Plastic Faces' by Joanne Ruocco
  • Intro music 'Ali's Lounge' by Alice Frances
  • Original Cover Art : Steven Reynolds
  • Copyright Purcell Press

Direct MP3 link


Season 2, Episode eight - cops and terrorists part two

Fri, 02 Dec 2022 08:00:00 -0500

Reggie reaches the wharves. Cap'n Jonny is on standby but  Mogg  is suspicious!


Support the show


Lizzie Snoopes is in a dystopian field of existence in the multiverse.

Featuring the vocals of:

  • Sarah Lockett
  • Joe Purcell
  • Joanne Ruocco
  • Alice Wickham
  • Joe Purcell
  • Andy Chaplin
  • Anthony Sena
  • Janet Motenko

and more -
Support the artists

  • Intro music 'Five Minutes With You' by Shak Cohen
  • Intro music 'Plastic Faces' by Joanne Ruocco
  • Intro music 'Ali's Lounge' by Alice Frances
  • Original Cover Art : Steven Reynolds
  • Copyright Purcell Press

Direct MP3 link


Part 2, Episode seven - cops and terrorists

Wed, 30 Nov 2022 09:00:00 -0500

Dolly tricks the river police

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Lizzie Snoopes is in a dystopian field of existence in the multiverse.

Featuring the vocals of:

  • Sarah Lockett
  • Joe Purcell
  • Joanne Ruocco
  • Alice Wickham
  • Joe Purcell
  • Andy Chaplin
  • Anthony Sena
  • Janet Motenko

and more -
Support the artists

  • Intro music 'Five Minutes With You' by Shak Cohen
  • Intro music 'Plastic Faces' by Joanne Ruocco
  • Intro music 'Ali's Lounge' by Alice Frances
  • Original Cover Art : Steven Reynolds
  • Copyright Purcell Press

Direct MP3 link


Part 2, Episode six - trouble on the waters

Mon, 19 Sep 2022 16:00:00 -0400

 It's one thing after another coming up the rear.  Lizzie feels like jumping ship!

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Lizzie Snoopes is in a dystopian field of existence in the multiverse.

Featuring the vocals of:

  • Sarah Lockett
  • Joe Purcell
  • Joanne Ruocco
  • Alice Wickham
  • Joe Purcell
  • Andy Chaplin
  • Anthony Sena
  • Janet Motenko

and more -
Support the artists

  • Intro music 'Five Minutes With You' by Shak Cohen
  • Intro music 'Plastic Faces' by Joanne Ruocco
  • Intro music 'Ali's Lounge' by Alice Frances
  • Original Cover Art : Steven Reynolds
  • Copyright Purcell Press

Direct MP3 link


Part 2, Episode five - a splendid voyage

Mon, 22 Aug 2022 05:00:00 -0400

Up the river on a duckboat

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Lizzie Snoopes is in a dystopian field of existence in the multiverse.

Featuring the vocals of:

  • Sarah Lockett
  • Joe Purcell
  • Joanne Ruocco
  • Alice Wickham
  • Joe Purcell
  • Andy Chaplin
  • Anthony Sena
  • Janet Motenko

and more -
Support the artists

  • Intro music 'Five Minutes With You' by Shak Cohen
  • Intro music 'Plastic Faces' by Joanne Ruocco
  • Intro music 'Ali's Lounge' by Alice Frances
  • Original Cover Art : Steven Reynolds
  • Copyright Purcell Press

Direct MP3 link


Part 2, Episode four - conquering the dragon

Sun, 10 Jul 2022 16:00:00 -0400

Our fugitives meet the dread Julie Adams - "she/her" of people services. 




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Lizzie Snoopes is in a dystopian field of existence in the multiverse.

Featuring the vocals of:

  • Sarah Lockett
  • Joe Purcell
  • Joanne Ruocco
  • Alice Wickham
  • Joe Purcell
  • Andy Chaplin
  • Anthony Sena
  • Janet Motenko

and more -
Support the artists

  • Intro music 'Five Minutes With You' by Shak Cohen
  • Intro music 'Plastic Faces' by Joanne Ruocco
  • Intro music 'Ali's Lounge' by Alice Frances
  • Original Cover Art : Steven Reynolds
  • Copyright Purcell Press

Direct MP3 link


Part 2, Episode three - the great escape

Sat, 14 May 2022 05:00:00 -0400

With Reggie's help, Lizzie and Millie wangle  their way out of the bunker

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Lizzie Snoopes is in a dystopian field of existence in the multiverse.

Featuring the vocals of:

  • Sarah Lockett
  • Joe Purcell
  • Joanne Ruocco
  • Alice Wickham
  • Joe Purcell
  • Andy Chaplin
  • Anthony Sena
  • Janet Motenko

and more -
Support the artists

  • Intro music 'Five Minutes With You' by Shak Cohen
  • Intro music 'Plastic Faces' by Joanne Ruocco
  • Intro music 'Ali's Lounge' by Alice Frances
  • Original Cover Art : Steven Reynolds
  • Copyright Purcell Press

Direct MP3 link

Transcript


Season 2, Episode Three - Short Trailer

Mon, 09 May 2022 08:00:00 -0400

Reggie cons the prison guard - and that Charlie loves it!


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Lizzie Snoopes is in a dystopian field of existence in the multiverse.

Featuring the vocals of:

  • Sarah Lockett
  • Joe Purcell
  • Joanne Ruocco
  • Alice Wickham
  • Joe Purcell
  • Andy Chaplin
  • Anthony Sena
  • Janet Motenko

and more -
Support the artists

  • Intro music 'Five Minutes With You' by Shak Cohen
  • Intro music 'Plastic Faces' by Joanne Ruocco
  • Intro music 'Ali's Lounge' by Alice Frances
  • Original Cover Art : Steven Reynolds
  • Copyright Purcell Press

Direct MP3 link


Part 2, Episode two - Lizzie's dilemma

Thu, 14 Apr 2022 08:00:00 -0400

Should Lizzie to go on the run with Reggie?

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Lizzie Snoopes is in a dystopian field of existence in the multiverse.

Featuring the vocals of:

  • Sarah Lockett
  • Joe Purcell
  • Joanne Ruocco
  • Alice Wickham
  • Joe Purcell
  • Andy Chaplin
  • Anthony Sena
  • Janet Motenko

and more -
Support the artists

  • Intro music 'Five Minutes With You' by Shak Cohen
  • Intro music 'Plastic Faces' by Joanne Ruocco
  • Intro music 'Ali's Lounge' by Alice Frances
  • Original Cover Art : Steven Reynolds
  • Copyright Purcell Press

Direct MP3 link


Part 2, Episode one - down in the bunker

Wed, 13 Apr 2022 08:04:35 -0400

Oh dear, Lizzie and Millie are nicked!



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Lizzie Snoopes is in a dystopian field of existence in the multiverse.

Featuring the vocals of:

  • Sarah Lockett
  • Joe Purcell
  • Joanne Ruocco
  • Alice Wickham
  • Joe Purcell
  • Andy Chaplin
  • Anthony Sena
  • Janet Motenko

and more -
Support the artists

  • Intro music 'Five Minutes With You' by Shak Cohen
  • Intro music 'Plastic Faces' by Joanne Ruocco
  • Intro music 'Ali's Lounge' by Alice Frances
  • Original Cover Art : Steven Reynolds
  • Copyright Purcell Press

Direct MP3 link


Episode five - mission mouse whiskers

Mon, 31 Aug 2020 16:00:00 -0400

 Lizzie, and Millie uncover a dastardly secret. The horrible truth is laid bare.
Read by Sarah Lockett

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Lizzie Snoopes is in a dystopian field of existence in the multiverse.

Featuring the vocals of:

  • Sarah Lockett
  • Joe Purcell
  • Joanne Ruocco
  • Alice Wickham
  • Joe Purcell
  • Andy Chaplin
  • Anthony Sena
  • Janet Motenko

and more -
Support the artists

  • Intro music 'Five Minutes With You' by Shak Cohen
  • Intro music 'Plastic Faces' by Joanne Ruocco
  • Intro music 'Ali's Lounge' by Alice Frances
  • Original Cover Art : Steven Reynolds
  • Copyright Purcell Press

Direct MP3 link


Episode four - plotting in the graveyard

Sun, 30 Aug 2020 15:00:00 -0400

Lizzie and Millie resolve to investigate the  mouse mutations, by hook or crook.

Read by Sarah Lockett 

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Lizzie Snoopes is in a dystopian field of existence in the multiverse.

Featuring the vocals of:

  • Sarah Lockett
  • Joe Purcell
  • Joanne Ruocco
  • Alice Wickham
  • Joe Purcell
  • Andy Chaplin
  • Anthony Sena
  • Janet Motenko

and more -
Support the artists

  • Intro music 'Five Minutes With You' by Shak Cohen
  • Intro music 'Plastic Faces' by Joanne Ruocco
  • Intro music 'Ali's Lounge' by Alice Frances
  • Original Cover Art : Steven Reynolds
  • Copyright Purcell Press

Direct MP3 link


Episode three - vaccine veterans

Fri, 21 Aug 2020 15:00:00 -0400

Lizzie and Millie  bump into the neighbourhood snoop while having the jab

Read by Sarah Lockett


Support the show


Lizzie Snoopes is in a dystopian field of existence in the multiverse.

Featuring the vocals of:

  • Sarah Lockett
  • Joe Purcell
  • Joanne Ruocco
  • Alice Wickham
  • Joe Purcell
  • Andy Chaplin
  • Anthony Sena
  • Janet Motenko

and more -
Support the artists

  • Intro music 'Five Minutes With You' by Shak Cohen
  • Intro music 'Plastic Faces' by Joanne Ruocco
  • Intro music 'Ali's Lounge' by Alice Frances
  • Original Cover Art : Steven Reynolds
  • Copyright Purcell Press

Direct MP3 link


Episode two - a knock at the door

Thu, 20 Aug 2020 16:00:00 -0400

Lizzie and Millie are watching telly when the PCSO comes knocking.

Read by Sarah Lockett

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Lizzie Snoopes is in a dystopian field of existence in the multiverse.

Featuring the vocals of:

  • Sarah Lockett
  • Joe Purcell
  • Joanne Ruocco
  • Alice Wickham
  • Joe Purcell
  • Andy Chaplin
  • Anthony Sena
  • Janet Motenko

and more -
Support the artists

  • Intro music 'Five Minutes With You' by Shak Cohen
  • Intro music 'Plastic Faces' by Joanne Ruocco
  • Intro music 'Ali's Lounge' by Alice Frances
  • Original Cover Art : Steven Reynolds
  • Copyright Purcell Press

Direct MP3 link


Soundbites

Sun, 12 Jul 2020 11:00:00 -0400

TRAILERS from 1 & 2
For more info on the show visit lizziesnoopes.com

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Lizzie Snoopes is in a dystopian field of existence in the multiverse.

Featuring the vocals of:

  • Sarah Lockett
  • Joe Purcell
  • Joanne Ruocco
  • Alice Wickham
  • Joe Purcell
  • Andy Chaplin
  • Anthony Sena
  • Janet Motenko

and more -
Support the artists

  • Intro music 'Five Minutes With You' by Shak Cohen
  • Intro music 'Plastic Faces' by Joanne Ruocco
  • Intro music 'Ali's Lounge' by Alice Frances
  • Original Cover Art : Steven Reynolds
  • Copyright Purcell Press

Direct MP3 link

Transcript


Who Killed Jane and John - Detective Fukatap Investigates

Mon, 12 Aug 2019 06:00:00 -0400

Introducing Detective Euwill Fukatap 
He's on a quest to solve the murder of two journalists, Jane and John.

Read by Ali F
copyright Purcell Press

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Lizzie Snoopes is in a dystopian field of existence in the multiverse.

Featuring the vocals of:

  • Sarah Lockett
  • Joe Purcell
  • Joanne Ruocco
  • Alice Wickham
  • Joe Purcell
  • Andy Chaplin
  • Anthony Sena
  • Janet Motenko

and more -
Support the artists

  • Intro music 'Five Minutes With You' by Shak Cohen
  • Intro music 'Plastic Faces' by Joanne Ruocco
  • Intro music 'Ali's Lounge' by Alice Frances
  • Original Cover Art : Steven Reynolds
  • Copyright Purcell Press

Direct MP3 link


Who Killed Jane and John - The Severed Hand -

Fri, 12 Jul 2019 14:00:00 -0400

THE SEVERED HAND

Detective Fukatap continues his investigation.
 
Still on the case - tracking the killer of the Nozees, two journalists slaughtered in their bed!

Written by AliceF 
copyright Purcell Press

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Lizzie Snoopes is in a dystopian field of existence in the multiverse.

Featuring the vocals of:

  • Sarah Lockett
  • Joe Purcell
  • Joanne Ruocco
  • Alice Wickham
  • Joe Purcell
  • Andy Chaplin
  • Anthony Sena
  • Janet Motenko

and more -
Support the artists

  • Intro music 'Five Minutes With You' by Shak Cohen
  • Intro music 'Plastic Faces' by Joanne Ruocco
  • Intro music 'Ali's Lounge' by Alice Frances
  • Original Cover Art : Steven Reynolds
  • Copyright Purcell Press

Direct MP3 link