Nowhere, On Air
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Creator: Jesse Syratt
Urban fantasy, Comedy Full cast Serial Audio Drama
Synopsis:
Semi-late night community radio broadcasts from a strange little town in the Crowsnest Pass, Alberta (aka, not just the middle of nowhere, but nowhere itself). Nothing ever happens here. Certainly nothing weird. Why would you even suggest that? Listen close. Don't wander off. It's a long way to get where you're going. Especially out here.
Format: Audio Drama
Continuity: Serial
Voices: Cast
Genres: Urban fantasy, Comedy
Framing device: Show within a show
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Episodes:
Episode 44: Such Stuff as Dreams
Thu, 30 May 2024 16:00:00 -0600
Welcome back, listeners. Can you tell the difference between a dream and a warning?
The voice of Tanner is Chuck Raymond. The voice of Elmur Braedon Jamieson is Rat Grimes. The voice of today's sponsor (?) is Taylor Michaels. Featuring the voices of Alex Nursall and Harlan Guthrie as Voices.
Check out Rat's other work on The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio, and The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio-- the trailer for which you can hear at the end of this episode! There are two seasons out now for your listening enjoyment.
Check out Taylor's other work as Chance in WOE.BEGONE, and David in The Grotto.
CW: Depersonalization/derealization/dissociation, anxiety and paranoia, existentialism, brief description and reference to injury.
Transcripts are available through our Buzzsprout hosted site!
Sound effects in this episode courtesy of Freesound.org contributors: dazero, felixblume, and szelestamas.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on the app formerly known as twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Tue, 30 Apr 2024 00:00:00 -0600
Welcome back to Nowhere, On Air, folks-- to the here and now that is the radio.
The voice of Tanner is Chuck Raymond. The voice of River is Achilles Friesen. The voice of Clark "British" Olsen is Shaun Pellington.
CW: Mentions of blood and injury, derealization, existentialism, paranoia, and raised voices.
Transcripts available through our Buzzsprout hosted site!
Sound Effects in this episode from Freesound.org contributors: brainclaim, ecfike, dazero, soozenextthing, nicstage, jeanet_henning, dhi67540, szelestamas, and geoneo0.
This episode features a trailer for Soul Operator!
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on the app formerly known as twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Wed, 27 Mar 2024 12:00:00 -0600
Nowhere, On Air will return with season 3... April 30th!
Here's a little teaser while we wait. Thank you all for your support, and for tuning in. We're so excited to burrow our way back into your speakers, and your ears...
Stay tuned!
In the meantime, the best way to stay updated on what we're doing and where we're at is unfortunately on the app formerly known as Twitter, @nowhereonair! Or, email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com!
This episode of Nowhere, On Air was written, voiced, and produced by Jesse Syratt.
CW: Brief loud/surprising noise at 1:27; mild paranoia.
The Disappearance of Charlotte Jessica Miller
Thu, 30 Nov 2023 12:00:00 -0700
Everything has a cause and effect. When something vanishes, someone notices... What do we do about the things left behind? This bonus episode of Nowhere, On Air comes to you from a dimension much more like our own...
Featuring Taylor Michaels as Chip Roberts, and Tatiana Gefter as Nadia.
For more of Tatiana’s work, check out the upcoming Soul Operator.
Taylor can be found and heard as Chance in WOE.BEGONE, and David in The Grotto(dropping Friday!)
You can also catch both Taylor as Winston and Tatiana as Marigold in the upcoming second season of Tales from the Fringes of Reality
Lastly, you can hear all three of us on The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio... Season 2 premiering December 6th!
This episode of Nowhere, On Air was written and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Jesse Syratt.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on the app formerly known as twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Episode 42 track: poor (forgotten) stranger; original track
Sat, 25 Nov 2023 12:00:00 -0700
The song from Episode 42, "On Air, Where?" without the distortion/editing.
Performed and original verse by Jesse Syratt. Traditional folk song circa 1851, authors unknown.
You can purchase/download this track, and others from the show, here!
Mon, 20 Nov 2023 12:00:00 -0700
A message through the static-- from the past, present, or future? Who can say.
CW: Existentialism.
Here's a monologue that didn't make it in to Episode 42 to fill the ongoing radio silence.
This is one way of saying "we're still here!" The show's not done yet! There are some current, ongoing life factors impacting the show's production-- but we're not down for the count. Keep your eyes on the feed for more little bonuses while episodes are being worked on slowly but surely behind the scenes.
Tue, 20 Jun 2023 12:00:00 -0600
While we're on a break, we'd like to share a new show we've been looking forward to: Finding Pattersby, created by Ryan Sandoval, premieres June 29th! Find the show on Twitter, and their feed just about anywhere you get your podcasts.
"Finding Pattersby is a weirdo mystery comedy about an ex-ghostwriter who uses his investigation of a legendary, missing thriller author to work through some stuff.
Also the ghostwriter’s a liar.
Join host Ryan Cervantes as he delves into the underworld of the suspense-thriller book industry and uncover the Truth behind Luke Pattersby’s mysterious disappearance.
Part travelogue, part horror story, all tongue-in-cheek mindbender, he’ll face a rogues gallery of eccentric authors, corporate monstrosities, dark academia and cultish readerships as Cervantes’ slice-of-life detective saga threatens to become the type of thriller novel he once wrote.
In other words: The following events are fake. The story however...is real.
New chapters release last Thursday of every month; bi-weekly updates in between.
Finding Pattersby is written, directed and produced by Ryan Sandoval with music and sound design by Erik Jourgensen. This podcast contains mature themes, explicit language, comedic references to body horror, violence, kidnapping, drowning, cult participation and death. Listener discretion is advised, full transcripts available at patterspod.com"
Fri, 10 Mar 2023 15:00:00 -0700
A strange broadcast cuts through the static.
Featuring Harlan Guthrie and Alex Nursall, of Malevolent and Parkdale Haunt respectively as Voices Not Yet Identified.
Sound effects courtesy of Freesound contributor: harveyjnz.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
CW: Loud static, distress, existential themes.
Sat, 25 Feb 2023 13:00:00 -0700
It's snowing, folks. And as the snow covers the Earth... things are being uncovered.
The voice of Martha is Day Chase. The voice of Tanner is Charles Raymond. The voice of River is Achilles Friesen. The voice of Clark Olsen (?) is Shaun Pellington.
Special thanks to Freesound.org contributors: sheyvan, mootmcnoodles, ericssoundschmiede, nigelwright, alexbuk, warrick-lendon, aalgar, and cabled_mess.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jesse Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
CW: Conflict, raised voices, mention of cold-related injury, crying.
Episode 40: Midnight Memory Meditation
Wed, 25 Jan 2023 12:00:00 -0700
Another late night broadcast. Join Jess for a midnight memory meditation.
CW: Existential themes.
Sound effects this episode courtesy of free sound contributors: fractanimal, tnturner, mootmcnoodles, qubodup, conleec, zebragrrl, eflexmusic, shadowedhunter, szelestamas, jgrzinich, macdaddyno1, and nicoproson.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Episode 39: There's Something Down There
Wed, 11 Jan 2023 12:00:00 -0700
A... groundbreaking discovery. Sort of.
The voice of Don Carlton is Carson Rafuse. Featuring Alex Nursall and Harlan Guthrie as Voices Not Yet Identified. Check out their work on Parkdale Haunt and Malevolent, respectively.
This episode features a trailer for Among The Stacks, an upcoming show about an infinite library that exists outside of time and space.
Sound effects thanks to: sheyvan, khenshom, bruce965, rutgermuller, ericssoundschmiede, mar-sounds, sagetyrtle, and jgrzinich.
Episode 38: A Stranger (Danger?)
Sat, 10 Dec 2022 17:00:00 -0700
We've got a surprise visitor here folks, and we're not sure he is who he says he is...
SPOILERS IN SHOW NOTES.
The voice of Martha is Day Chase. The voice of Tanner is Chuck Raymond. The voice of Dr Clark Olsen (?) is Shaun Pellington.
Check out Shaun's work on the awesome Wake of Corrosion, a stunning sci-fi horror show with two seasons out, and a third on its way!
This episode also features a trailer for the new addition to the Somewhere, Ohio universe: The Department of Variance of Somewhere, Ohio, another wonderfully weird midwestern sci-fi horror from Rat Grimes (Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio; Nine to Midnight). Releasing weekly on Wednesdays, and featuring our very own Jess Syratt, check it out wherever you get your podcasts!
Sound effects in this episode thanks to Freesound.org contributors: sheyvan, tabook, kd-jack, lightningjimmy88, and nigelwright.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
NINE II MIDNIGHT - Terrors of the Real World
Sun, 30 Oct 2022 19:00:00 -0600
It seems like the terrors of the real world are most appealing to you and for good reason...
On the Eve of Halloween, a dozen storytellers sneak inside the abandoned Darklight Carnival grounds to share a chilling batch of stories in two varieties. This year they split up to uncover the fears that lurk within and horrors that walk among us.
One group will head to the Ferris Wheel to tell tales of real-world terror. The other will venture into the Funhouse to spin yarns of the frightening spirit world. Which path will you embark on first?
Nine II Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between 12 podcasts:
The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio
CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS
CW: General horror, swearing throughout
Produced by Harlan Guthrie
Master edit by Harlan Guthrie
'Nine II Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.
Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Kevin Berrey, Shaun Pellington, Rae Lundberg, Vincent C. Davis, Jess Syratt, Alex Nursall, Rat Grimes, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, and Jamie Petronis.
Pick a path on October 30th at midnight, and keep your wits about you.
9️⃣🔪🔪🕛
TRANSCRIPTS ARE AVAILABLE HERE
CREDITS:
MALEVOLENT
“Scratching” was written, directed, performed, and edited by Harlan Guthrie.
CW: insects, gore
Malevolent
Website: www.malevolent.ca
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THE CELLAR LETTERS
“Get Up” was written, edited, and performed by Jamie Petronis, and features Brandon Jones as the Newscaster
CW: general horror, mouth noises, licking sounds
Website: www.thecellarletters.com
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WAKE OF CORROSION
“The Quiet Corridor” was written, performed, edited and mixed by Shaun Pellington.
CW: sounds of bone crunching/cracking, mild terror, explicit language
Website: wakeofcorrosion.com
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THE DEAD LETTER OFFICE OF SOMEWHERE, OHIO
“Voices in the Vents” was written, performed, and scored by Rat Grimes (they/them).
CWs: fire, home invasion
Website: www.somewhereohio.com
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THE TOWN WHISPERS
“Bella” was written, Directed, Editing by Cole Weavers
CW: body horror, sleepwalking, nightmares, evil pets
Website: www.thetownwhispers.com
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PARKDALE HAUNT
“Who Goes?” was written by Alex Nursall and Emily Kellogg, with engineering and sound design by Alex Nursall.
Performed by Emily Kellogg, Alex Nursall, Ian Boddy, and Harlan Guthrie.
CW: ghosts/
NINE II MIDNIGHT - Horrors of our Dreams
Sun, 30 Oct 2022 19:00:00 -0600
It seems like the horrors of our dreams are most frightening to you...
On the Eve of Halloween, a dozen storytellers sneak inside the abandoned Darklight Carnival grounds to share a chilling batch of stories in two varieties. This year they split up to uncover the fears that lurk within and horrors that walk among us.
One group will head to the Ferris Wheel to tell tales of real-world terror. The other will venture into the Funhouse to spin yarns of the frightening spirit world. Which path will you embark on first?
Nine II Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between 12 podcasts:
The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio
CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS
CW: General horror, swearing throughout
Produced by Harlan Guthrie
Master edit by Harlan Guthrie
'Nine II Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.
Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Kevin Berrey, Shaun Pellington, Rae Lundberg, Vincent C. Davis, Jess Syratt, Alex Nursall, Rat Grimes, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, and Jamie Petronis.
Pick a path on October 30th at midnight, and keep your wits about you.
9️⃣🔪🔪🕛
TRANSCRIPTS ARE AVAILABLE HERE
CREDITS:
WOE.BEGONE
"The Almanac Building" was written, directed, performed, and scored by Dylan Griggs.
CW: gore, animal death
Website: www.woebegonepod.com
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OUT OF THE ASHES
“Train Ride” was written, directed, and performed by Vincent Comegys-Davis.
CW: hospitals/medical issues, death, blood, gore
Website: www.outoftheashespodcast.com
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THE NIGHT POST
"Dead Space" was written, performed, and produced by Rae Lundberg
CW: animal peril, drowning
Website: nightpostpod.com
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NOWHERE, ON AIR
“A Dream” was written, performed, and edited by Jesse Syratt (credits for SFX available in the transcript)
CW: brief graphic description of body horror and sounds.
Website: https://nowhereonair.carrd.co
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HELL GATE CITY
“Shadow of the Eliminator” was written and performed by Kevin Berrey
CW: hallucinations/visions, bodily fluids
Website: www.hellgatecity.com
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THE STORAGE PAPERS
“Silly Billy” was written, edited, and mixed by Nathan Lunsford.
Performed by Jeremy Enfinger (as Jeremy) and Nathan Lunsford (as Billy).
Music credits available in the transcript.
CW: profanity, child injury, brief gore (SFX)
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Fri, 30 Sep 2022 22:00:00 -0600
On the Eve of Halloween, 14 storytellers make their way to the Darklight Carnival and share horrific tales of mystery and murder… but not all is as it seems.
This October 30th, the feed you’re listening to now, along with all other participating shows, will post two episodes simultaneously for Nine II Midnight. One episode will feature tales that are baked in reality with terrors that may be a part of our waking life. The other episode will share the horror of the most esoteric and spiritual side of the dark and terrifying.
NINE II MIDNIGHT is another collaborative storytelling event, and sequel to last year’s episode. Both episodes are comprised of stories written and produced by the Nine II Midnight participants:
Hell Gate City
Malevolent
Nowhere, On Air
Out of the Ashes
Parkdale Haunt
The Cellar Letters
The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio
The Night Post
The Storage Papers
The Town Whispers
Wake Of Corrosion
WOE.BEGONE
On October 30th, you get to choose which stories you want to enjoy first, then, make sure to listen to the other for the complete tale.
See you then.
The Prologue was written, produced & edited by Harlan Guthrie
Guest starring Alexander Newall
Series Art by Nathan Lunsford
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Content Warnings: Descriptions of Violent Death
Starring:
Harlan Guthrie
Rat Grimes
Jeremy Enfinger
Nathan Lunsford
Rae Lundberg
Jess Syratt
Shaun Pellington
Kevin Berrey
Dylan Griggs
Vincent C. Davis
Alex Nursall
Emily Kellogg
Jamie Petronis
Cole Weavers
Episode 37: Great Big Something on the Prairie
Fri, 30 Sep 2022 17:00:00 -0600
Hello, listeners. David made us... something that will probably come in handy!
The voice of David Pradlick is Aaron Villegas. The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of Tanner is Charles Raymond.
CW: Mentions of blood.
Sound effects thanks to Freesound.org contributors: bruce965, kd-jack, silentstrikez, michelefalleri, falcospizaetus, beat-blue, thanra, jefferys2, soundensemble, mar-sounds, and jamitch2.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Fri, 30 Sep 2022 17:00:00 -0600
Hi there listener! How are we enjoying season 2 so far? Creator Jess here to touch base about our schedule going forward-- and an upcoming break.
Thank you for listening! For your support! For being you :)
We'll have some bonus things in the feed while we're away! Stay tuned!
Bonus Episode: Untitled Track #5
Sun, 25 Sep 2022 12:00:00 -0600
Song written and performed by Jess Syratt.
From: Episode 36: Tape #? Episode 37 is running late but will be with you this week.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Sat, 10 Sep 2022 15:00:00 -0600
Hey, folks. We're back, like we promised. We have some updates, and also, something that was inexplicably tucked under my pillow.
Today's episode features a trailer for the awesome Hell Gate City, a horror-comedy, radio-show formatted show with a cyber-punk dystopia flair. Friends of Nowhere, On Air, tune in to host Kirby Bevins as nightmares and mystery begin to bubble and the truth, dangerous as it might be, comes out . Check out the stellar Hell Gate City here! Follow them on twitter, and find them wherever you get your podcasts!
Song in this episode written and performed by Jess Syratt.
Sound effects in this episode thanks to Freesound.org contributors:
bexhillcollege, onekellyordered, aviziv, and alsounknownasa.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Episode 35: A Long Night, Ended
Thu, 25 Aug 2022 12:00:00 -0600
Sorry about that abrupt interruption, folks.
Want to support our friends over at Residents of Proserpina Park and help them produce their third season? Find their crowdfunding page here! And follow them on twitter @ProserpinaPark. If you can't donate, a share goes a long way!
Sound effects in this episode courtesy of Freesound.org contributors: kmoon, 18hitlc, mr-keybored, rutgermuller, and jamitch2.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Episode 34: A Dark Morning, A Night Prolonged
Wed, 10 Aug 2022 16:00:00 -0600
Hey, listeners. Time for a morning ramble.
The voice of Tanner is Charles Raymond.
CW: Loud noise starts at 24:18
Sound effects in this episode courtesy of Freesound.org contributors: kmoon, 18hitlc, mr-keybored, rutgermuller, ericssoundschmiede, and jamitch2.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Episode 33: Still a Long Night
Wed, 27 Jul 2022 13:00:00 -0600
Hey listeners. Good morning, I think? We made it. Sun's not up yet, but we are.
The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of Tanner is Charles Raymond. The voice of Don Carlton is Carson Rafuse.
Sound effects this episode courtesy of Freesound.org contributors: sheyvan, tabook, j1987, mrh4n, somatik7, warrick-lendon, and infamousjase.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Episode 32: A Surprise Broadcast
Tue, 12 Jul 2022 12:00:00 -0600
A late night chat. Paths cross again.
*Spoilers in credits*
The voice of Tanner is Charles Raymond. The voice of River is Achilles Friesen. The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase.
The voice of Town Council Member Stephen is Harlan Guthrie.
CW: Mention of kidnapping/abduction, mild depictions of pain.
Sound effects thanks to Freesound.org contributors: sheyvan, brunoboselli, tabook, j1987, splice sound,ericssoundschmiede, astounded, gutek, top, forager, gammelsmurfen778, lightningjimmy88, mrh4n, somatik7, bolkmar, warrick-lendon, timmeh515, and mootmcnoodles.
Transcripts are available through our Buzzsprout website.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Tue, 21 Jun 2022 18:00:00 -0600
Feeling sleepy yet, listeners? Some *possible* instructions for turning off your radios. Some details on the fire that feel familiar, and... an update.
The voice of Officer Carlton is Carson Rafuse. The voice of Tanner Walling is Charles Raymond. The voice of ??????? is ?????? ????????.
CW: Mentions fire, death, loss.
Sound effects thanks to Freesound.org contributors: sheyvan, jamitch2, MootMcNoodles, tambascot, InfamousJase, and tabook.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Episode 30: Coming Down / Smoke Rising
Mon, 13 Jun 2022 14:00:00 -0600
Hey there, folks. You might be surprised to be hearing from us so soon. We hope you are okay. Here's what we know so far, and...
Do you smell that?
The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of Tanner is Charles Raymond.
Sound effects thanks to Freesound Contributors: sheyvan, jamitch2, infamousjase, haniebal, trp, dkaufman, mikealfernstrom, dannydandanshababaloo, and roses1401.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Sat, 21 May 2022 16:00:00 -0600
Are you also feeling so incredibly grumpy today, listener? Do you also hear that sound?
The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of Tanner is Charles Raymond. The voice of Don Carlton is Carson Refuse. The voice of River is Achilles Friesen.
CW: Verbal conflict and passive-aggressive behaviour, brief depictions of violence, and profanity.
Sound effects by Freesound contributors cognate-perceptu, castironcarousel, bellick, unplugthefridge, sheyvan, kd-jack, m-delaparra, fthgurdy, joshuacouch, 14g-panska-kaminkova-a, scottstanderfer1, jakobhanderson, jamieorpen, tabook, khensom, robssp1derp1g, brunoboselli, mordinsolus, swiftoid, tomchikrec, drdufus, blondpanda, nox-sound, and lian3.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Episode 28: Many Happier Returns
Tue, 10 May 2022 19:00:00 -0600
Hey there, listeners. Its... good, to be back.
Sound effects this episode thanks to FreeSound.org contributors: kmoon, jefferys2, deepseapro, and sheyvan.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Thu, 21 Apr 2022 17:00:00 -0600
The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of Tanner is Charles Raymond.
Sound effects this episode thanks to FreeSound.org contributors: kmoon, jefferys2, deepseapro, sacco12, alsounknownasa, sheyvan, and sergiovasquez.
CW: This episode contains brief mention of blood.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Fri, 25 Mar 2022 12:00:00 -0600
As we await season 2 (PREMIERING APRIL 21st), enjoy some selected highlights from the new soundtrack!
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Wed, 23 Mar 2022 00:00:00 -0600
Song written & performed by Jess Syratt
From: Episode Sixteen: Lavender blue / Lavender green/ Where did all this lavender come from?
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Wed, 23 Mar 2022 00:00:00 -0600
Song written & performed by Jess Syratt.
From: Episode Fourteen: Everything is Fine
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Thu, 28 Oct 2021 22:00:00 -0600
On the eve of Halloween, nine storytellers make their way to an abandoned asylum to share their terrifying truths about the darkness that exists around them. As the tales unfold, each more visceral than the last, the nine may just discover that it is not the waking world to fear, but the horrors that lay within.
Nine to Midnight is a collaborative storytelling event between nine podcasts:
The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio
CREDITS & CONTENT WARNINGS
CW: General horror, swearing throughout
Produced by Harlan Guthrie
Master edit by Harlan Guthrie
'Nine to Midnight' written by Harlan Guthrie.
Performed by Harlan Guthrie, Dylan Griggs, Shaun Pellington, Rat Grimes, Jamie Petronis, Jeremy Enfinger, Nathan Lunsford, Cole Weavers, Jess Syratt, and Kevin Berrey.
8:05 | 'Rare Book' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Harlan Guthrie of Malevolent.
16:50 | 'The Knocking' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Dylan Griggs of WOE.BEGONE.
27:05 | 'The Broken Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Shaun Pellington of Wake of Corrosion.
CW: Violence, injury
35:30 | 'The Pool' written, performed, edited, mixed, and music composed & performed by Rat Grimes of The Dead Letter Office of Somewhere, Ohio.
CW: Death, drowning
44:42 | 'The 1 to 5 Minute Man' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jamie Petronis of The Cellar Letters.
52:24 | 'Ridgefield Manor' written, edited, and mixed by Nathan Lunsford.
Performed by Jeremy Enfinger and Nathan Lunsford of The Storage Papers.
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CW: Discussion of murder and suicide
1:02:45 | 'Public Access' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Cole Weavers of The Town Whispers.
1:12:34 | 'The Shortcut' written, performed, edited, and mixed by Jess Syratt of Nowhere, On Air.
1:22:14 | 'Peepers Creepers' written, produced, performed, edited, and mixed by Kevin Berrey, Screaming Panda LLC of Hell Gate City Companion.
Music composed by Cheska Navarro
Sounds from Zapsplat
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Episode 26: In the Belly of the Earth
Tue, 21 Sep 2021 16:00:00 -0600
Were you woken up by some strange, deep rumbling down below your bed? We were. We're a little tired today. Some updates from Weatherman Todd and the Mountain Watch, and-
Did you hear that?
The voice of Tanner is Charles Raymond. The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of officer Carlton is Carson Rafuse. The voice of River is Achilles Friesen.
This is the season one finale. Thank you so much for your support. Stay tuned for more coming soon.
Special thanks to Freesound contributors: uagadugu, animadierer, hablofame, kmoon, sheyvan, and tvilgiat.
Mon, 20 Sep 2021 17:00:00 -0600
We're back, listeners. You might be wondering, what's going on? Same here. Here's what we know. Stay tuned.
The voice of Tanner is Charles Raymond.
Untitled track #5 (live) written and performed by Jess Syratt.
Sound effects this episode thanks to FreeSound.org contributors: geraldfiebig and khenshom,
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Sat, 21 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0600
We're still here.
The voice of Tanner is Charles Raymond. The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of Officer Carlton is Carson Rafuse.
CW: This episode contains brief mention of injury, and a sudden loud noise from 38:24-38:27.
Sound effects this episode thanks to FreeSound.org contributors: DRFX, melle-teich, sheyvan, alsounknownasa, sacco12, khenshom, leonelm.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Tue, 10 Aug 2021 17:00:00 -0600
Attention, all residents. Do not turn off your radios. Await further instruction. Ignore any ongoing interference...
Sound effects this episode thanks to FreeSound.org contributors: d3x5n1p3r, revolt 2563, groovyrandomness, kMoon, flashdeejay, JennaW_ksc, johnsonbrandediting, radiojaja, TheLastDay_Sound, and DRFX.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Fri, 30 Jul 2021 15:00:00 -0600
A q+a, how fun! With a funky intro so you know it isn't a normal episode, its a cool episode. Some rambling, talking about rats, forgetting popular film names, not knowing popular actors, plus some fun insights into the show; creator Jess answers your questions in a fun, casual way!
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Bonus Episode: Untitled Track #4 (live)
Thu, 22 Jul 2021 14:00:00 -0600
Untitled Track #4 (live) from Episode 22.
Written by Jess Syratt and Isaac Gokarn.
Guitar parts by Isaac Gokarn, Evan Row, and Ben Jansen.
Vocals performed by Isaac Gokarn, Evan Row, Jess Syratt, Cait Syratt, Zac Kawa, and Dean Di Palma.
Featuring sound from freesound.org contributor duphonic.
Wed, 21 Jul 2021 19:00:00 -0600
Tanner hosts in Jess' continued absence. Some updates, [REDACTED], and an unexpected goodbye.
The voice of Tanner is Charles Raymond. The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of Officer Don Carlton is Carson Rafuse.
This episode's sponsor, "untitled track #4 (live)" was written by Jess Syratt and Isaac Gokarn. Guitar by Isaac Gokarn, Evan Row, and Ben Jansen. Vocals performed by Isaac Gokarn, Evan Row, Jess Syratt, Cait Syratt, Zac Kawa, and Dean Di Palma.
Sound effects this episode thanks to FreeSound.org contributors: qudobup, dynamique, 14gpanskahonc-petr, kyster, lartti, harrisando, mrh4hn, shelbyshark, p-jezisek, taberius, martian, rdaly95, drfx, deanthedinosauce, and duphonic.
CW: This episode contains depictions of break-in/forced entry.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
Episode 21: A Very Normal Broadcast
Sat, 10 Jul 2021 17:00:00 -0600
Welcome back, listeners, to a totally normal broadcast with your host and your friend, Jess. Everything is fine!
The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of Tanner is Charles Raymond.
CW: This episode contains very brief depictions of abduction.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/
Episode 20: Many Happy Returns
Wed, 23 Jun 2021 18:00:00 -0600
There was an incident, but don't worry about it. A quick message about the mine. Plus, weather, news, a new fun fact about Jess, and... okay, we'll talk about what happened.
The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of Tanner is Charles Raymond.
CW: This episode contains descriptions of violence/injury, abduction, and reference to police brutality and alcohol.
We're doing a Q+A special! If you would like to submit questions, you can find the google form link here. Submission period will close the 30th of June.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/
Sat, 19 Jun 2021 16:00:00 -0600
A voicemail for Jess following her meeting after the last episode.
The voice of John Mulroy is Nathan Lunsford. Check out Nathan's show, The Storage Papers.
Episode 19: There's Something Out There
Thu, 10 Jun 2021 19:00:00 -0600
Jess had a... weird start to her day , and still has been having trouble sleeping. The lights and sounds are still going. Plus, traffic, news- including an update on Mayor Simon, a surprise phone call, and consequently, new instructions from Town Council.
The voice of David Pradlick is Aaron Villegas.
Sound effects by SoundEffectsFactory and Audio Library.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
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For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/
Fri, 21 May 2021 18:00:00 -0600
Thank you, mystery artist, as well as the mysterious "C." You have probably noticed the lights and sounds are back, and Jess hasn't been sleeping well because of it. Plus, a colour wavelength malfunction, a look at the community bulletin, and the strange return of a community figure, and the concerning circumstances surrounding their reappearance.
CW: This episode contains slight references to kidnapping and injury.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/
Thu, 20 May 2021 14:00:00 -0600
The voice of Mayor Simon Is Jordan Duncan.
Sound effects created by SoundEffectsFactory and Audio Library
Episode 17: (Exit James, Into a Dream)
Mon, 10 May 2021 19:00:00 -0600
Folks, this is an emergency: James is missing. Plus, a quick look at this week's weather, Tanner finds something weird on his search, and an update from the HA for spring home-and-garden guidelines.
The voice of Tanner Walling is Charles Raymond. Vocals by Jess Syratt.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/
Episode 16: Lavender Blue/ Lavender Green/ Where did all this lavender come from?
Wed, 21 Apr 2021 17:00:00 -0600
Welcome back! We're glad you found us on our new (*cough* secret *cough*) frequency! We've got some local news for you today folks. Our main story: one of the fields is suddenly and completely filled with lavender! But we aren't worried about it.
Today's sponsor: "Untitled track #3 (live)" Written and performed by Jess Syratt.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/
Sun, 11 Apr 2021 19:00:00 -0600
Jess is back after a much needed break. We have a new team member here at the station! A... community observation. Urgent broadcast: there is a meteorological event occurring that is not safe for human viewing. Please abide by our safety instructions until we say otherwise.
The voice of today's sponsor is Matthew Rine (https://www.instagram.com/matthew.rine/)
Sound Effects created by SoundEffectsFactory, Audio Library, nBeats.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/
Episode 14: Everything is Fine
Sun, 21 Mar 2021 17:00:00 -0600
Sorry the show's a little late today, but everything is fine. Promise. Traffic! Welcome back to Mountie John, Sergeant Carlinn and Officer O'Dwyer. A riverside vigil is being held by some of the local high school students tonight.
CW: Brief mentions of blood, injury; mention of traffic accident.
The voice of Clark Olsen is Isaac Gokarn. The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase.
Today's song was written and recorded by Jess Syratt.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/
Bonus Episode: Untitled Track #1 (Live)
Thu, 11 Mar 2021 15:00:00 -0700
Lyrics: Isaac Gokarn, Evan Row
Guitar: Evan Row
Banjolele: Jess Syratt
Vocals: Isaac Gokarn (lead), Evan Row, Kennedy Stroeve, Dean Di Palma, Zachary Kawa, Dylan Gokarn, and Jess Syratt
Copyright ©2021
Wed, 10 Mar 2021 17:00:00 -0700
The Housley's have asked us to read a message on their family's behalf. Tanner Walling is looking for a job. An update on "The Science Fair Incident." Weather forecast looks great! Plus, a fun way to kill some air time.
Also... has anyone seen Mayor Simon recently?
If you have any information on the whereabouts of any of the current missing persons in Braedon, please contact the RCMP.
The voice of today's sponsor is Cait Syratt. The voice of Officer Carlton is Carson Rafuse. The voice of Tanner Walling is Charles Raymond. The voice of Lizzie Shaw is Ahona Sanyal. The voice of Clark Olsen is Isaac Gokarn.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/
Episode 12: What Dreams May Come
Thu, 21 Jan 2021 17:00:00 -0700
Breaking News: Tanner Walling is home. Welcome home Tanner! We cannot express how happy we are, and we can't wait to talk to you about where you've been and what happened. Remember that security system Town Council was developing? It is now officially public, expect to hear from them soon! Weatherman Todd has a dreamy forecast for us today. An update on Johannah Hilburn, and a new... opportunity for the local RCMP.
The voice of Clark Olsen is Isaac Gokarn.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/
Episode 11: There's Something Strange
Sun, 10 Jan 2021 17:00:00 -0700
We are very excited to announce a certain intern's return to the station! A special thanks to the Faceless for their financial support. A look at the community bulletin, an anonymous sponsor, and not one but two emails were sent in to us this morning. Plus, a spectral, historical armed robber spotted downtown and a phone call.
The voice of Mountie John is Evan Row.
Nowhere, On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/
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Tue, 22 Dec 2020 17:00:00 -0700
An unsettling text. Weather and traffic say the same thing: snow. If the water in your taps is turning black, Town Council says don’t panic! Do with that what you will. And finally, we have a treat for you today, listeners! Dr. Olsen is with us over the phones to chat and answer questions.
The voice of Clark Olsen is Isaac Gokarn. The voice of Emily Reicher is Emily Syratt. The voice of David Reicher is James Syratt. The voice of Sarah Lohmiller is Myla Demers. The voice of Andy Wilson is Autumn Adrian. The voice of Shauna Housely is Ashley Margaret Schinkel. The voice of today's sponsor is K.W Nelson (K.W.Nelson.VO@gmail.com, discord: yuyuhakusho6969#7685)
Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
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Mon, 21 Dec 2020 17:00:00 -0700
Someone sent a recording into the station, and it’s pretty good— not sure what it is, but it’s good! Our first story comes from a traveler through. If you have had an experience similar to Anika Sanderson, please contact us at the station. The mountains have moved in a little closer today, but weatherman Todd says he isn’t worried. Plus, a mystery caller-- and some breaking news we hope is not related.
If you have any information about the whereabouts of either Elliot Housley or Tanner Walling, or any information about the Crowsnest River body, please contact the RCMP.
The voice of the poet is Jessica Nguyen. The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of Elliot is Jonas Swain. The voice of today's sponsor is Aaron Potvin.
Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
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Episode 8: A Stranger (No Danger)
Sat, 21 Nov 2020 15:00:00 -0700
It's a local holiday! Town Council doesn't want you to worry about the lights. Or the sounds. In fact, just consider not worrying about anything, ever. A stranger has come to Braedon, and he's here to stay- welcome, Dr. Olseon, to our weird little slice of civilization. We are happy you're here. Plus, a phone call.
If you have any information about the location of either Elliot Housely, or Tanner Walling, please contact the RCMP.
The voice of Charlotte Mulroy is Maia Syratt. The voice of today's sponsor is Conner (https://www.facebook.com/conner.ledge.9)
Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/
Episode 7: That's No Aurora Borealis
Tue, 10 Nov 2020 15:00:00 -0700
It's Jess' two-year anniversary of being here at the station. Plus, a traffic report. Finally, to correct a broadcast from a few nights ago you probably don't remember, the colourful lights we've been seeing in the sky are actually not the Northern Lights as we initially assumed. No need to worry, though! Town Council would like you to understand that these lights have nothing to do with the strange, low, synchronous sounds that started at the same time. And both these occurrences have absolutely nothing to do with the building across the river.
If you have any information about the location of either Elliot Housely, or Tanner Walling, please contact the RCMP.
The voice of today's sponsor is Holden (https://twitter.com/HoldenVoice).
Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
We'd love to hear from you! Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/
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Episode 6: All Hallow's Eve (Or So)
Wed, 21 Oct 2020 15:00:00 -0600
Halloween is now 9 days away! No one's ever told us why we celebrate a day early, but what's one day when time is arguably immaterial? A special thanks to whoever donated a bed for James. Our first story comes from you, the community! Plus, some tips on having a happy (and safe) Halloween, something of a wildlife update, and Farmer Daniels' corn maze opens soon--
Hey, did you hear that noise?
The voice of today's sponsor is ??????
Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
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This episodes sounds come from SoundEffectFactory on YouTube.
Tue, 20 Oct 2020 15:00:00 -0600
Jess calls into the station after hours.
A note from the creator:
This little bonus is to say thank you for 1,000 downloads! Thanks for giving the show your ears! Your ears mean the world to us. Seriously! We wouldn't have a show if not for them... But please, stop sending us your ears in envelopes. We didn't ask for that. You need those.
The voice of the sponsor is Evan Row. The voice of Persons in Suits is Aaron Potvin.
Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
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Episode 5: (Enter James, Like a Dream)
Sat, 10 Oct 2020 15:00:00 -0600
Happy October, Braedon!
Winter could start any day now, so we have some tips on how to endure these long, prairie winters and how to minimize casualties in the process. We here at the station have made a new friend and we simply can't get enough of her! Finally, an update on that storm that wasn't a storm we had a while back. Plus, information about the search party for the still-missing Elliot Housely, and a wonderfully... instructive message from Town Council.
Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
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Episode 4: Little Shark on the Prairie
Mon, 21 Sep 2020 15:00:00 -0600
Strange weather today, huh? Not that strange weather is unusual here, but it doesn't usually have so many teeth. Aside from that, its a pretty slow, average broadcast: there's some ambiguous community updates, an ominous anonymous sponsor, and an announcement from Carla (who's family was never given a surname.)
A reminder: If you have any information on what happened to Elliot Housely or where he may be, please contact Mountie John at our local RCMP office.
Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
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Episode 3: Life Finds A Way To Be Weird
Thu, 10 Sep 2020 15:00:00 -0600
Its our producer Martha's birthday! A look at the community bulletin. Jurassic mayhem. More community updates, with information on the new after-school, scout-like program you can enroll your children in.
Also, forget that part about "Jurassic mayhem."
Thanks for tuning in.
The voice of Treena is Melanie Friesen. The voice of Matt is Quinn Larder. The voice of David is Aaron Villegas.
Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
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A special thanks to SoundEffectsFactory, ProFX, Audio Library, and All Sounds on Youtube for this episodes sound effects.
Episode 2: Honey, You've Got a Big Storm Comin'
Fri, 21 Aug 2020 15:00:00 -0600
Old man Wilbur says a storm’s a-coming. (Please be kind to your radios, they're doing their best.) The river's flowing backwards, but its fine. A lady was spotted in town today, and there will be no consequences whatsoever as a result of anything related to what she did, don’t even worry about her… in fact, feel free to forget all about her. 6 Tips for your first job interview! Also, does that storm look funny to you?
The voice of today's sponsor was Chelsey Fitzsimons.
Nowhere, On Air is created and voiced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir, or YouTube, "Nowhere On Air Podcast."
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Sound Effects Created by SoundEffectFactory on Youtube:
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Thu, 20 Aug 2020 15:00:00 -0600
A special little broadcast brought to you by Braedon's 150th birthday/anniversary- a birthaversary! (It's a thing.)
Join us downtown for a lovely day with perfect weather, and hear from some people in your community!
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The voice of Mayor Simon is Jordan Duncan. The voice of Martha is Daylin Chase. The voice of Emily is Emily Syratt
Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
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Mon, 10 Aug 2020 11:00:00 -0600
Pilot Episode. Some housekeeping changes here at the station that may or may not affect you, our listeners. An update from Weatherman Todd, news on the Dogman front, some thoughts about the past, and a guide from Mayor Simon to understanding our new, uncanny guests. Plus, a meteor shower.
Thanks for tuning in.
Nowhere On Air is created, voiced and produced by Jess Syratt. Cover art by Moon Hermit Crab on Instagram.
Have a small town story to tell you think our listeners might enjoy (that by no means has to be true)? Want to be one of our callers, or "sponsors"? Have questions about any of that, or anything, or just want to say hi?
Email us at nowhere.onair@gmail.com. Or, find us on twitter, @NowhereOnAir, or YouTube, "Nowhere On Air Podcast."
For a little bit more info on the aforementioned "us," try visiting our website: https://nowhereonairpodcast.weebly.com/