Peculiar Objects
56 episodes
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Creator: Peculiar Objects
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A Kids On Bikes adventure podcast featuring mysteries in a small town where nothing is as it seems, and THINGS SEEM PRETTY WEIRD ALREADY, YOU GUYS.
Art by Kacey Manjarrez!
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Chapter 8: Born In A Time-Portal, Raised In A Cave (S3E9)
Fri, 26 Aug 2022 15:13:03 +0000
Tad gets a lesson in workplace etiquette, beloved Canadian computer viruses show up and mug you where you least expect them, and don’t turn around, Der Kommissary’s in town!
Oh! Right, also, maybe one of our beloved investigators ends up trapped in a dream-world with the Devil. Sorry, should’ve mentioned that earlier. It’s fine! We’re sure it’s probably fine.
Peculiar Objects Season 3 is run by Anthony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Remember: If there’s a ding, there’s a sting!
Chapter 7: Human Assets (S3E8)
Wed, 17 Aug 2022 02:43:41 +0000
Hello! Welcome to Ikea-Eh, the number-one employer in Spencer’s Folly and the most responsible custodians of that power and influence a sweet li’l town like this one could ever afford! Come take our factory tour, we got boxes for boxes! We got local government on our payroll! We got one way overmanaged guy called Tad I think! Ikea-Eh: We’re not sure this is how it’s spelled either!
Peculiar Objects Season 3 is run by Anthony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Remember: If there’s a ding, there’s a sting!
Thu, 28 Jul 2022 21:47:24 +0000
YELLING AT A HOLY MAN! LOW BLOOD SUGAR! FURNITURE BARRICADES! I N S U B O R D I N A T I O N!
Peculiar Objects Season 3 is run by Anthony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Remember: If there’s a ding, there’s a sting!
Chapter 5: Sticky Skittles (S3E6)
Wed, 01 Jun 2022 17:23:24 +0000
STREETLIGHT KILLER, QU’EST-CE QUE C’EST?
A murderous maple-monstro menaces our main mini-mans among the misty musk of the mysterious moosewood!
Peculiar Objects Season 3 is run by Anthony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Remember: If there’s a ding, there’s a sting!
Chapter 4: Dangerous Diamonds (S3E5)
Sat, 14 May 2022 00:15:13 +0000
Oddie finds himself in DAMEGER as a new angle to the mystery of temporally-displaced citizens reveals itself, and Kitt overcomes his greatest challenge yet: his partner’s handwriting. Oh also there’s something about a monstro that’s haunted the nightmares of Spencer’s Folly for decades revealing itself and making a play. for our heroes’ sweet, Pibb-filled boy-guts, I GUESS, IF THAT’S YOUR THING.
Peculiar Objects Season 3 is run by Anthony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Remember: If there’s a ding, there’s a sting!
Chapter 3: A Pastasocial Relationship (S3E4)
Sun, 12 Dec 2021 14:00:00 +0000
Well HERE WE DANG ARE, we made it to the PRESENT FRIGGIN’ DAY. And now we gotta go to WORK??? Maaaan, this is—hold on lemme check my 90’s-lingo flashcards—GRODY UNTO THE ACTUAL MAX. There’s NOTHING that could make this day better, not even a MYSTERIOUS HAPPENING or a VISIT FROM AN UNEXPECTED FEMININE PRESENCE.
Peculiar Objects Season 3 is run by Anthony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Remember: If there’s a ding, there’s a sting!
Sun, 28 Nov 2021 14:00:00 +0000
WHAT manner of LAND OF THE LOST do Oddie, Kitt and Katt find themselves in, here in the FAR-FLUNG FUTURE of 199X? WHAT has become of their beloved Spencer's Folly without them to protect her? WILL this show ever meet an acronym it doesn't like? All sources point to N.O.P.E (Never, Or Positively Ever)!
Also, don’t forget: If there’s a ding, there’s a sting!
Peculiar Objects Season 3 is run by Anthony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 2: Briefcase Fulla Crazy (S3E2)
Sun, 14 Nov 2021 14:00:00 +0000
Oddie and Kitt are put in a POSITION.
Wait, that’s not quite radical enough, it’s the 90’s, better add an ‘X’.
Kitt and Oddie are put in the X-POSITION, and get ten years of K.R.’s every paranoid, ridiculous, 100% bonkers and absolutely correct theory point-blank in their FACES.
Peculiar Objects Season 3 is run by Anthony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 1: A Building You'd Call 'Sir' (S3E1)
Mon, 01 Nov 2021 01:00:00 +0000
Kitt and Oddie awake in THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE, 199X A.D.
Crack open a SoBe, boot up your NeoPets account and put Now That's What I Call Music! Volume 1, because the future is here on a Razor scooter to absolutely shadrach your ankle!
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Anthony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 24: Planned Lizard Parenthood (S2E26)
Fri, 10 Sep 2021 14:40:17 +0000
This is the end.
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Anthony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Additional voicing provided by Our Pal Autumn! Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 23: Blesséd Be This Hoe (S2E25)
Thu, 02 Sep 2021 16:25:13 +0000
In which moms are endangered, old friends and new friends meet for the first time, and K.R. develops a taste for cashmere!
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Anthony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. The voice of Remi DeSoto was provided by Nyssa Newman, and the Confession of Spencer’s Folly was read by Donna Hills. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 22: The Reaper's Beeper (S2E24)
Fri, 20 Aug 2021 01:58:39 +0000
THREE THINGS WILL COME TO PASS, and when they do, you will know that I have spoken the truth:
1. Jamal will fulfill a SMOOCHING-RELATED OATH made in episodes LONG PAST.
2. DeSoto will be EMBRACED TWICE, be BETRAYED ONCE, and WANNA HIT A PURITAN PIÑATA WITH HIS CRICKET BAT.
3. K.R. will meet THREE WOLVES, and fall before them.
Disclaimer: we are legally obligated to urge listeners not to refer to the entity known as Candle Jack, but will not be held respo—
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Anthony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 21: Weenies Get Roasted (S2E23)
Fri, 30 Jul 2021 01:13:03 +0000
Okay let’s go over the checklist for this episode:
1. Escape from Moosewood Falls
2. Blinded by the light
3. Three Stooges-style three-way slapfight
4. Party at Pirate Timmy’s
5. ASSUME THE EXPOSITION
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Anthony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 20: The Day The Moosewood Fell (S2E20)
Thu, 22 Jul 2021 15:28:26 +0000
*bing-bong*
Good morning Moosewood Falls shoppers, we hope you’re enjoying your visit! Don’t forget, today’s the last day of our special offer to surrender yourself completely to the darkness behind the stars and become the hands of that which is not dead and can eternal lie! Remember to stop by Belladora’s Grotto and get your commemorative photo of you being eaten whole from head to toe! Moosewood Falls Mall: The shadows will bleed, and the locks will break.
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 19: A Lawman-Lady (S2E21)
Thu, 15 Jul 2021 15:13:53 +0000
🎵We’re gonna save some pets,
Only got holy water in our backpacks,
We’re—we’re—we’re fightin’, kittycats are bitin’
This is Spencer’s Folly
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 18: SLICE TO MEET YOU! (S2E20)
Thu, 08 Jul 2021 15:45:04 +0000
Remi takes K.R. and DeSoto on a leisurely drive, it rains men and Jamal takes up dumpster diving!
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 17: Kick The Cone (S2E19)
Fri, 04 Jun 2021 16:25:15 +0000
Jamal attempts to find the secrets to love hidden in the depths of a temple to materialism and develops cougar-scratch fever, and DeSoto and K.R. seal their friendship with that oldest and strongest of bonds: CRIME. Also a goat shows up!
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 16: The People's Port, On Port TV (S2E18)
Sat, 29 May 2021 00:50:11 +0000
Jamal tries his hand at romancing a mature dame in that time-honored fashion that absolutely everyone loves to experience: hitting on her while she’s at work, only to be met by a neighborhood welcome-wagon he did not expect, and K.R. and DeSoto reverse-hitchhike and break a precious family heirloom, and also retcon the timeline on the fly!
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 15: The Babysplitter's Club (S2E17)
Fri, 21 May 2021 20:57:19 +0000
Dante, Kraven and Landis make an unexpected ally, launch their final assault on the Blasphemous Church and learn perhaps the hardest lesson of all.
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it, and this episode we’re joined by special guest Max Matta, whose writing on spookytype films can be found at HorrorBuzz! Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 14: Famous Fred Chicken (S2E16)
Fri, 14 May 2021 21:58:18 +0000
The dudes descends into the depths of the Sanctuary in search of answers, only to find themselves in the midst of a situation that's hairier than they bargained for! Trust us, that was hilarious, you'll see.
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it, and this episode we’re joined by special guest Max Matta, whose writing on spookytype films can be found at HorrorBuzz! Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 13: Another One Punched The Bundt (S2E15)
Thu, 29 Apr 2021 20:50:39 +0000
Having survived exploding pirates, inhuman librarian and mom’s stupid new boyfriend, our heroes are confronted with a challenge that may, finally, be their undoing: A nerd who has all the power.
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it, and this episode we’re joined by special guest Max Matta, whose writing on spookytype films can be found at HorrorBuzz! Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 12: Dad Noises (S2E14) (Fixed)
Fri, 23 Apr 2021 01:09:47 +0000
The gang recuperates in Spencer’s Folly’s finest and also onliest house of healthcare, plans are made, beignets are not shared because they are for me, and a startling secret is revealed about…wait, that can’t be right, KITT RUSSELL???
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 11: Fire Marshal Walk With Me (S2E13)
Thu, 15 Apr 2021 18:00:23 +0000
K.R. and Jamal get a hankering for poutine and boot up a game of GTA, DeSoto spends some quality time with his maman’s new beau, and Liz Leighton checks in with us from inside a freezer!
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 10: An Appeal To Chaos (S2E12) (Fixed)
Thu, 08 Apr 2021 21:56:59 +0000
K.R. and Jamal are given unsettling truths about their town’s relationship with the many-angled things lurking at the edge of the campfire’s light, Jamal cracks his knuckles with a little help from Marshal Redwood, and DeSoto finds himself in the midst of even more brutality, disregard for human life and lawlessness than USUALLY happens in police custody!
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 9: Notoriously Buxom (S2E11)
Sun, 04 Apr 2021 20:36:07 +0000
In which DeSoto learns that getting interrogated by your mom isn’t just a figure of speech, Jamal and K.R. learn some unsettling truths about their Old Time Religion, and everyone unanimously agrees that Fire Marshall Dave is the worst, forever.
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 8: The Bittenbinder Technique (S2E10)
Thu, 25 Mar 2021 15:33:41 +0000
In which a librarian is repeatedly terrorized, forces are marshaled for (or against) our heroes, and it’s take your kid to work day!
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 7: Hell O'Clock (S2E9)
Thu, 18 Mar 2021 17:12:41 +0000
A handful of very lucky flies escape a spider’s web, only to discover that their library books are way, WAY overdue.
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 6: And So, I Zoop (S2E8)
Thu, 11 Mar 2021 17:34:47 +0000
Our heroes make a mysterious new acquaintance and have to ask themselves one of the oldest questions of all: how much is keeping their secrets worth to them? Also CAN YOU FORGET HOW TO READ???
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 5: A Simpler, Grosser Time (S2E7)
Thu, 04 Mar 2021 14:55:33 +0000
Come on down to the TRUTH-BRARY!
We got Ken, Susan and Sontag, those rascals! We got Marshall Redwood and that dick Fire Marshal Dave! We got gross gestures of peace and goodwill! We got questions about Miranda v. Arizona! We got poutine ideas! WHO ARE YOU TO RESIST?
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 4: Damn All My Blood (S2E6)
Thu, 25 Feb 2021 20:43:39 +0000
AXE AND YE SHALL RECEIVE.
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Thu, 18 Feb 2021 14:26:32 +0000
A man of the people, a man of the truth, and a man of business and leisure
Came to have their portraits made, and found a pirate’s treasure
Three pieces of a secret, three pieces of the past
Standing in a sea of lies, an upright pirate’s mast
Three pieces of eight for K.R., for Jamal and DeSoto
One pirate’s fate in these hallowed halls:
Drink up me hearties, yo ho
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 2: Snitchum Ad Stitchum (S2E4)
Thu, 11 Feb 2021 16:43:03 +0000
WHO is attacking popacorn DeSoto in the park?
WHAT does Pirate popacorn Timmy know, and who doesn’t popacorn want him to know it?
HOW popacorn can The Mayor afford to buy snacks for an popacorn entire cult on a civil popacorn servant’s salary?
POPACORN, popacorn popacorn popacorn popacorn popacorn???
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Thu, 04 Feb 2021 20:48:17 +0000
It's a big day in Spencer's Folly for three young men, in more ways than they can realize.
WHAT is in the mysterious envelope to Jamal from the mayor, and why is there even a CHANCE it's an omelet?
CAN K.R. face the task before him, ESPECIALLY if he's wearing and embarrassing bunny-mask his mom made?
WHO is the youth offering DeSoto a ride and an opportunity, and WHAT stings will be attached?
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter Zero: Character Creation (S2E2)
Fri, 29 Jan 2021 14:29:00 +0000
What are these, characters for ANTS.
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter Zero: Worldbuilding (S2E1)
Thu, 28 Jan 2021 14:27:42 +0000
And we say that the world isn't dying
And we pray that the world isn't dying
And just maybe the world isn't dying
Maybe she's heavy with child
Peculiar Objects Season 2 is run by Nigel Collins and played by Thony Moore, Steve Mims and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Fri, 30 Oct 2020 00:44:34 +0000
Peculiar Objects is run by Thony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 18: Uh-Oh SpaghettiOs, Here We Go (S1E18)
Fri, 16 Oct 2020 01:34:06 +0000
This is the end.
Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "The Dream Police" Moore and played by Nigel "The Third Frog Brother" Collins and Casey "Scra-Aps" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 17: The Dog Has Become Autonomous (S1E17)
Thu, 17 Sep 2020 20:42:26 +0000
Having snatched victory from the SQUAMOUS TENDRILS of defeat, Kitt and Oddie find themselves back in Spencer's Folly, where everything is 100% as it seems! For reals! It's the town motto! YOU CAN'T MAKE A LIE YOUR TOWN MOTTO, JUST ASK HARDBROOK, MONTANA, "WHERE GORDON LIGHTFOOT LIVES YEAR-ROUND OF HIS OWN FREE WILL".
WHO is the man calling himself the Marshall, and why is he such a DICK?
WHY WOULDN'T Oddie and Kitt partake of some cherry phosphates, their customary Sunday beverages from the Four Corners Druggist & Sundries?
And most of all, WHERE THE HELL IS THEIR DOG?
The answers to some of these and more this week on Peculiar Objects!
Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "A POSSIBLE Murderer" Moore and played by Nigel "A Real Sad Raspberry" Collins and Casey "The Gooening" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 16: Aim High, Rob Lowe (S1E16)
Thu, 10 Sep 2020 21:47:56 +0000
THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN OF ULTIMATE DESTINY BEGINS.
CAN Oddie teach a small ghost girl how to KICK ASS before it's too late, without so much as the AID OF A TRAINING MONTAGE?
WILL Delia Spencer accept her own death and become a POLTERGEIST FOR JUSTICE, or just some kinda TINY WHINY SHADE?
And HOW can two small children and a dog fend off THE THING FROM THE HEART OF THE PLUTONIC TIMBER long enough for Kitt to complete THE ANCIENT RITE OF PRISENCOLINENSINAINCIUSOL?
Find out IF YOU DARE this week on Peculiar Objects!
Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Quakesplaining" Moore and played by Nigel "A Treestar In The Wind" Collins and Casey "St. Elmo's Fire Extinguisher" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 15: Keep Your Chronology Off Her Biology (S1E15)
Fri, 04 Sep 2020 02:14:01 +0000
Oddie, Kitt and their wee little dead girl go traipsing through an eldritch arbor!
Thrill as Kitt struggles to hold a team together, which is hard when one of your team members IS A GHOST, because, y'know, the ectoplasm.
Chill as Oddie is just shockingly unkind to the Tiniest Specter with almost no provocation, COME ON ODDIE, just because she's dead doesn't mean good manners are!
Spill as you weren't careful enough with your PIPING HOT SOUP! Watch where you're soupin', knucklehead!
Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Solid Woodsmanship" Moore and played by Nigel "For A Good Time, Call The Principle's Mom" Collins and Casey "It's Ghost O'Clock" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 14: JEFF WAS WRONG (S1E14)
Thu, 27 Aug 2020 16:05:40 +0000
THE VOYAGE INTO THE GLISTENING, KEENING HEART OF THE PLUTONIC TIMBER BEGINS.
HOW will Kitt transverse the Ætheric Coral and rescue his deputy from the lurking menace within?
DID Oddie's Reagan-era public school education cover GHOST ETIQUETTE?
And WHAT, on EARTH OR ELSEWHERE, could possibly induce Katt to BETRAY HIS MASTER AND BEST FRIEND?
Find out this week on this friggin' thing, you know the one!
Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Rover Chauffer" Moore and played by Nigel "Everybody Has Feet" Collins and Casey "*Tips Hat* Ghost Ma'am" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 13: Right Behind This Dog-Shaped Bush (S1E13)
Thu, 20 Aug 2020 01:16:23 +0000
ODDIE'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOING ON, and by 'it' we mean A POSITION OF POWER IN A SINISTER, CLANDESTINE BAKE-SALE CULT.
HOW can Kitt find his deputy and defeat the PTA without attracting the attention of Social Services and her glaunch of well-meaning KITTNAPPERS?
WHAT exactly is it that calls to Oddie from the depths of the forest, and can he resist its fatal song before the Plutonic Timber claims him ONCE AND FOR ALL?
And WHY do the good cartoons ONLY come on RIGHT when you have to go SAVE THE FRIGGIN' TOWN from POWER-MAD SOCCER MOMS?
Come grab a handful of Beggin' Strips and find out this week on Peculiar Objects!
The spookumtune that lures wee children to their arboreal dooms is "Death's Lament" by Cierra Gooden!
Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Action Translation Montage" Moore and played by Nigel "Vitamin B.A. Baracus" Collins and Casey "Sippin' My Sanka" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 12: It Wouldn't Stop Evel Knievel (S1E12)
Fri, 14 Aug 2020 01:35:38 +0000
***CONTENT WARNING FOR CHILD HOMELESSNESS***
With the one true Marshal of Spencer's Folly KITTNAPPED BY SOCIAL SERVICES, it's up to Oddie and Katt to rescue him from the clutches of WELL-MEANING SERVANTS OF AN INHERENTLY BROKEN SYSTEM.
CAN Deputy and Dog extricate their best pal and master from the most secure Econoline a government travel per diem can afford before Kitt is lost in the system LIKE SO MANY STOOP KIDS?
HOW can the boys ever be safe in their town again, knowing now that the PTA and the Children of the Black Sign are ONE AND THE SAME?
And WHAT does Thony have against flatsnacks, which EVERYONE KNOWS are the most space-efficient comestible for the peckish lawman on the go? THERE'S JUST ONE WAY TO FIND OUT, CITIZENS!
Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Dog of Kings, King of Dogs" Moore and played by Nigel "What A Deputy Does" Collins and Casey "100% What's Supposed To Be Happening" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 11: The Donut Of The Enlightened (S1E11)
Thu, 06 Aug 2020 20:48:30 +0000
At LONG LAST, the showdown with the PTA is at hand!
HOW will Oddie and Kitt convince the most powerful people in town to take the threat lurking in the heart of the Plutonic Timber seriously?
WHO is the President of the PTA, and what stake do they have in KEEPING OUR FAVORITE BOY-SLEUTHS SILENT?
And WHAT do these AGENTS FROM A VAGUE, YET MENACING GOVERNMENT AGENCY want with Kitt Russell, JUNIOR LAWMAN?
The answers to these and also a recipe for homemade Cinnamon Toast Crunch coffee creamer await within!
Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "The Cinnamon Toastvinci Code" Moore and played by Nigel "I Don't Need This Cryptic Crap" Collins and Casey "Kombucha, If I May" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 10: Better Living Through Fear (S1E10)
Thu, 30 Jul 2020 20:24:42 +0000
HOW does the PTA exert such an iron grip over the sleepy hamlet of Spencer’s Folly without so much as breaking a pressed-on nail?
WHY does everyone in town seem to think it would be best for all involved if the search for wee missing Carly Figueroa were abandoned?
WHAT DO a Marshall, Deputy and Dogputy need for breakfast to start their mornings right, AND WHY CAN THEY ONLY HAVE IT WHEN THE BEES ARE ASLEEP?
The answers to these and more with a LITTLE UNEXPECTED HELP from the Mean Girls Wiki, this week on Peculiar Objects, sponsored this episode by Dick Van Patten's Hobo Chili For Dogs!
Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Two Boxes Of Plot Donuts" Moore and played by Nigel "The Daredevil's Way" Collins and Casey "Strudel Spit-Take" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 9: Legitimate Business, Inc (S1E9)
Thu, 09 Jul 2020 21:01:58 +0000
CW: This episode contains a depiction of verbal spousal abuse that some listeners may find upsetting.
Filled with chicken and investigative spirit, Oddie and Kitt set off to confront the true power holding Spencer's Folly in its manicured grasp: The PTA.
CAN your favorite boy sleuths stand up to the most influential organization in town, ONE EVEN MORE POWERFUL THAN THE ONE THAT HAS A COOL CLUBHOUSE WITH CHICKEN AND BILLIARDS?
WHAT is the connection between the Parental Township Authority and the children that vanish from town with EVER-INCREASING FREQUENCY?
WILL Oddie's Golden Girls-themed poems make the finals in the school paper's submission contest, AND THAT LUNCH WITH ESTELLE GETTY AND BURT REYNOLDS FINALLY BE HIS?
All this and a special celebrity guest stops by to give us home maintenance tips, this week on Peculiar Objects!
Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Why Did It Have To Be Dinosaurs" Moore and played by Nigel "Sic Semper Tasty" Collins and Casey "Only Found Three Potential Episode Titles This Week" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 8: #NotAllBeavers (S1E8)
Thu, 25 Jun 2020 22:12:34 +0000
The day has come! All of this NONSENSE with Oddie and Kitt pays off AT LAST, and we meet the TRUE HERO of our tale: JEFF WHO WORKS AT THE VIDEO STORE.
We know, FINALLY, right?
WHO are the true powers that rule over Spencer's Folly? WHAT really happened that night on Moosewood Boulevard? And HOW MUCH is the late fee going to be if Oddie doesn't return Free Fail Points before noon on the due date? THE ANSWERS TO SOME OF THESE and also Oddie crafts a gift from his father into a weapon that would CERTAINLY get him pulled out of line by the TSA on this week's episode!
Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Thanks, Patriarchy" Moore and played by Nigel "Book Fulla Gobbledygook" Collins and Casey "Water-Based Rivers, Water-Based Worlds" Hills, who also edits and produces it, and this episode we're joined by Max "The Four Corners of Spook Central" Matta! Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitters @Semiautomagi and @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 7: Sit Down And Break Chicken (S1E7)
Sun, 21 Jun 2020 21:36:04 +0000
Join Oddie as he embarks on one of the most important nights of any young man's life: when he brings his Marshal to dinner to meet his father. AS IS SO OFTEN THE CASE, it goes poorly but MUCH IS LEARNED regarding the LOCAL SPOOKLEPATION and ELDRITCH NONSENSE that lies at the heart of the Benevolent Order of Beaters. Also the line between fatherly protectiveness and PHYSICAL ASSAULT OF A MINOR is blurred even further than the typical 80's standard, an UNUSUALLY HIGH number of firings occur even for this show, and Oddie participates in a little good old-fashioned GRAND THEFT CHICKEN.
This episode only, the first ten listeners will be entered into a drawing for a Genuine Imitation Evel Knievel action figure!
Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Dam Zero, Damn Straight" Moore and played by Nigel "The Sexy Goblin Hat-Trick" Collins and Casey "The Great Sanduskys" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @The_PO_Box!
Sun, 21 Jun 2020 21:01:15 +0000
Oddie ventures where EVEN THE HARDIEST Moose-Scout troops fear to tread: THE PLUTONIC TIMBER, deep in the heart of the forest! WILL he find Carly Figueroa--or what's left of her--in the depths of that OTHERWORLDLY ARBOR? HOW can he and Kitt get to the fried chicken buffet before all the friggin' tenders and popcorn chicken get taken BY JERKS WHO HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE HUNGRY LAW? And WHAT on SOME OF OUR GOD'S green earth leaves footprints the size of a ten-year-old girl??? All of this and instructions on how to build your very own utility-cast on this, the LAST EPISODE of Peculiar Objects to feature Casey Hills! Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "The Thing About Moosewood Trees" Moore and played by Nigel "The Groove Is In The Heart" Collins and Casey "A Snack-Dense Environment" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @The_PO_Box!
Sun, 21 Jun 2020 20:47:46 +0000
WHAT are Oddie and Kitt going to do now that the youths have completed their DARK RITE?
HOW can they retrieve Carly from a place whence none return?
WHERE is the after-ritual meetup hang-spot, like Denny's, or is it more of a casual fro-yo thing?
THE ANSWERS TO THESE AND ALSO AGGRAVATED SASSING OF AUTHORITY FIGURES on this week's episode!
Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Mr. Funanamé" Moore and played by Nigel "Bread Sandwich" Collins and Casey "Jebediah What-The-Hell" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our Twitter @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 4: The Ass Word (S1E4)
Sun, 21 Jun 2020 20:03:17 +0000
Oddie and Kitt do their best to infiltrate an ELDRITCH RITE only to discover that all may not be as it seems!
WHO is Chad McChad?
HOW MANY CALORIES are in a Dinkie?
And WHY do cultist robes only come in one size?
Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Not The Eye Of Nyarlathotep" Moore and played by Nigel "Stealth Snacks" Collins and Casey "We Didn't Build The Pyre" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 3: 45 Minutes To Midnight (S1E3)
Sun, 21 Jun 2020 19:24:06 +0000
THIS SUMMER, JOIN YOUR FAVORITE JUNIOR DUMDUMS IN: ESCAPE FROM PORKY’S!
Kitt and Oddie make ready for their stealth mission to investigate the secret skulduggery taking place in Towne Centre AND ALSO for tomorrow’s big math test! It's a safe bet: THEY'RE GONNA NEED A MONTAGE.
CAN the two of them figure out what this apparent cult is up to without getting caught?
WHAT is this group of youths up to, and why do they seem so scared to fail at it?
WHO is the Best Dog, and WHY IS IT KATT?
All of these and also more of Oddie doing his crowd-favorite, patent-pending Gremlin Gromble this week on Peculiar Objects!
Pods & Ends:
-The Empty Bowl
-Staying In With Emily & Kumail
Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Always Fade Out In A Montage" Moore and played by Nigel "Even Stuntmen Love Their Mamas" Collins and Casey "Mistakes Were Made" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 2: Hot For JUSTICE (S1E2)
Sun, 21 Jun 2020 18:22:58 +0000
LET THE INFILTRATION OF PORKY’S BEGIN. HOW will Oddie and Kitt bamboozle their way past a ticket-taker and into the raunchy teen smooching-comedy wherein a CLANDESTINE MEETING is taking place? WHAT is the nature of the event that the teens of Spencer’s Folly speak of in hushed, afeared tones, but which they also cannot escape? WHY is it so cuss-darned hard to get a nice paper bag full of hot, buttered peas or a flagon of stew at a cinemadrome these days? The answers to these and more, and also Oddie just kicks some ASS at some arcade games, this week on Peculiar Objects! Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "#1 Talking Heads-Head" Moore and played by Nigel "Leader of the Pac-Man" Collins and Casey "Aladdin Up To Trouble" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @The_PO_Box!
Chapter 1: This Is Public Science Now (S1E1)
Sun, 21 Jun 2020 18:05:12 +0000
STRANGE THINGS are afoot in Spencer's Folly, Alaskanadia:
WHERE has wee Carly Figueroa gone, and how the crap is Oddie supposed to do his science fair presentation without her? HE’S JUST A SMOL BOY.
IF Johnny the soda-jerk is a vampire, how has he left the Four Corners Soda Fountain? AND ALSO HOW IS HE A TWICE-MAN?
WHAT is Porky's, some kinda barbecue joint?
The answers to some of these and more, and also a SHOCKING REVELATION about the true origins of volcanoes! YOUR SUSPICIONS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG!
Peculiar Objects is run by Thony "Polybiamorous" Moore and played by Nigel "Cast of Thousands" Collins and Casey "The Third Nickname" Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on Twitter @The_PO_Box!
The Pizza Rat Of Twentywhateverteen (S1E0: Character Building)
Sun, 21 Jun 2020 17:25:56 +0000
ProTAGonists, you’re ITgonists!
Meet Eddie “Oddie” Oddwards and Kitt Russell, Junior Lawman, two of the finest young dumdums a town plagued by spooklepated happenings could hope for!
Learn the origins of everyone’s favorite TINY, FREQUENTLY-INJURED DAREDEVIL, who will stop at nothing, who will risk ANYTHING, in the name of SWEET JUMPS.
THRILL at the first time he met the FIERY YOUNG MARSHALL, hot in pursuit of the STREETLIGHT KILLER, a POSSIBLY INHUMAN crepuscular menace!
FEEL THE COCKLES OF YOUR COLD, DEAD HEARTS STIR WITH WARMTH as a friendship is forged that will withstand the ages and the efforts of EVERY CREEPSOME WHATSIT that cares to crawl from the shadows and TRY ITS FRIGGIN’ LUCK!
Peculiar Objects is run by Thony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow us on twitter @The_PO_Box!
A Fishconal Alaskanadian Town (S1E0: Worldbuilding)
Sat, 20 Jun 2020 02:57:48 +0000
ENTER THE MYSTERY OF THE MOOSEWOOD.
Join Nigel and Casey as Thony guides them through a tabletop adventure in the Kids On Bikes system! There're STRANGE DOINGS afoot in Spencer's Folly, a small town in Alaska and/or Maybe Canada in the year 198X, and we're gonna get to the bottom of it!
WHAT is the secret of the moosewood grove that everyone avoids without knowing why?
WHO is the eccentric outsider the business council installed on the island in the middle of Lake Goose Pond, and IS HE, as some have claimed, a MAD FURNITURE SCIENTIST?
And the oldest question of all: IF you slip the guy at the box office in the Ramones shirt a fiver, WILL he actually let you sneak into an R-Rated movie, and WILL IT BE BARTON FINK? Answers to SOME OF THESE AND MORE await in Peculiar Objects!
Peculiar Objects is run by Thony Moore and played by Nigel Collins and Casey Hills, who also edits and produces it. Find it and more of our shows on the Semiautomagic Podcast Network at semiautomagicinc.com, and follow our twitter @The_PO_Box!