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I Will Write Your Book



Comedy Audio Drama


Synopsis:

Comedian Will Hines plays the character of "Will Hines," a ghost writer who meets with various clients that want to hire him to write their book. The clients are insane and have bad ideas. Also, Will is generally accompanied by his copy editor Karen Donahue, who hates him.


Format: Audio Drama

Genres: Comedy

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Episodes:

Final Episode!

Thu, 19 Aug 2021 22:00:00 GMT

It's just Will and Karen as the podcast wraps up. Will gets a job at a real publishing house. Karen is engaged and also in legal trouble. Will discovers his destiny.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


A Little Something Like This - Nate Smith

Thu, 12 Aug 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Gene Dumm (Nate Smith) is a jingleman (his term) and wants to teach the world about how to write a good jingle and immediately upload it to the public domain. Also Will grew a mustache (did this happen before? I can't remember and refuse to learn) and Karen is filthy rich.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


Come Visit Montreal! - Charlie Sanders and Camille Knox

Thu, 29 Jul 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Jacques and Renee (Charlie Sanders and Camille Knox) want to write a travel book about Montreal despite speaking very little English themselves. Also Karen helped a horse give birth and Will's cheese is sweaty.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


The Swamp of Ireland - Grace Mulvey

Thu, 22 Jul 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Bernadette Christie (Grace Mulvey), a good Catholic Longford woman, wants to write a book that will help young ladies in her church not be so unchristian like those trashy folks from Roscommon or those people on the show Sex on the City. Also Karen dominates horses and Will loses a kidney.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


Your Inner Carrot Top - Zeke Nicholson

Thu, 15 Jul 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Dolby Sheen, aka Mr. Picklesworth (Zeke Nicholoson), who is a clown, wants to inspire the next generation of clowns by telling them their non-clown persona is a total piece of crap! Also Will has new peace sign glasses and Karen is playing the banjo.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


Pass The Mic - Shem Pennant

Thu, 08 Jul 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Timothy Tippingtree (Shem Pennant) a very straight and very white CEO wants help promoting diversity at his 100% male company and Will thinks he can help. Also Karen is on the run for murder.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


Escape The Patriarchy: Be A Nun - Emily O'Callaghan

Thu, 01 Jul 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Sister Mary Teresa Bernadette (Emily O'Callaghan) wants a book to help drum up recruitment for her nunnery. The selling points: no men, plenty of weed and several after-hour visits to each other's cells. Also, Karen wants in on an international drug deal and Will quits caffeine.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


The Fun Factory! - Jake Regal

Thu, 24 Jun 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Tech billionaire Noah Kaufman (Jake Regal), the creator of Dog Swap, wants to improve his image with a Willy Wonka style story of working at his company. Also, Karen has a magic beanstalk and Will has a new toupee.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


A Warehouse of Pogs - Stephen Bradley

Thu, 17 Jun 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Carl Pipe (Stephen Bradley) needs a book about pogs. He's got a warehouse full of 'em and needs to move them FAST. Plus Will is productive and Pam has a monkey-free coconut water farm.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


Let's Get The Pet Pahty Stahted - Jamie Gaul

Thu, 10 Jun 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Diane Keaton (Jamie Gaul), not that Diane Keaton, wants to write a book about hosting pet parties for non-wealthy clients! She has a lot of opinions on: babies, Billy Joel and her weak beta partner. Also, Karen is picked up by Orlando Bloom and Will is into ginseng.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


My Weekend With Leguizamo - Erin McGathy

Thu, 03 Jun 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Michelle Williams (Erin McGathy) needs a memoir written, but first she has some questions about statute of limitations. Will is bad at knowing when stories end. And Karen has a salmon farm.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


I Was Then Asked to Perform Rhinoplasty - Peter Banifaz (REBROADCAST)

Thu, 27 May 2021 07:00:00 GMT

"Little Tony" Nicoletti (Peter Banifz) wants Will and Karen to help him write a memoir about his days doing jobs for a NYC crime family. So they do!

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry?
Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


The Great Bigsby - Matt Apodaca (REBROADCAST)

Thu, 20 May 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Vance Bigsby (Matt Apodaca) wants to rewrite The Great Gatsby, but make it about him. Will screws this up somehow. Karen continues to think Will is an idiot.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


Get Your Money - Laci Mosley (REBROADCAST)

Thu, 13 May 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Lanessa Williams (Laci Mosley) wishes to write a book about her methods of facilitiating a separation between other people and their money. Lanessa also motivates Pam to make will catch up on his payments to her!

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


Little Known Facts About Great Black Americans - Ronnie Adrian (REBROADCAST)

Thu, 06 May 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Mike Tresvant (Ronnie Adrian) wants to write a book that reveals little-known facts about great black Americans, which he learned from... fringe sites. Will and Karen helplessly look on.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


I Am Made Of Filiment - Siomha McQuinn

Thu, 29 Apr 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Alice (Siomha McQuinn) wants a book written on pool safety, but also Alice has a secret! We won't tell you here what that secret is! But a small hint is that she is not human, and is in fact a Sim. Okay, we just told you! It gets revealed pretty early. Also Karen is still rich and Will is still poor.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


Jump In The Pond - Ryan Barton

Thu, 22 Apr 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Bubbles Sparkleton (Ryan Barton) wants a book written about a princess. But nothing too dark! How close is Will to getting this story right? Getting warmer, warmer.. totally cold! Also Karen is making soap.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


Dick Dock Diaries - John Flynn

Thu, 15 Apr 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Bradley Thomas Michaelson (John Flynn) is worried about death and thus wants to write a book about summers in Provinceton in the 1970s. It's a book but it's a musical. Will wants to talk about Nixon, and Karen meets Stephen King at the bait and tackle shop.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


Babysitting Is American - Joe Wengert

Thu, 08 Apr 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Rock icon Bruce Springsteen (Joe Wengert) has a new goal: write a young adult novel about a group of babysitters. Also, Will is drinking wheat germ.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


A "Good Example" Vampire - Olivia Snow Norman

Thu, 01 Apr 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Mrs. Jackie Corn (Olivia Snow Norman) loves young adult vampire stories, except for the sex, love, laziness and blood. Karen buys a furniture store and Will needs a place to crash.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


Whacko Bible - Gil Ozeri

Thu, 25 Mar 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Rabbi Joe Gittlebaum (Gil Ozeri) needs the bible to be more sexy, violent and most of all funny so he can get rich and famous. Also, Karen bought a kite factory and Will sunburned his head.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry?Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


Not Like That - John Gemberling

Thu, 18 Mar 2021 07:00:00 GMT

Garrett LaFrance (John Gemberling) wants to write a series of anthology short story collections, like Stephen King, whom he has never read! Karen has a pool, and Will has food all over his shirt.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry?
Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


Cancelled - Brad Evans and Nick Ciarelli

Thu, 11 Mar 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Toad Gingrich (Brad Evans) and Russ Wilcox (Nick Ciarelli) want to write a book about a traumatic episode they experienced being cancelled in popular culture! Pam curates an art gallery, Will gets kicked out of a Starbucks.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


Dog Too Stinky - Sarah Claspell

Thu, 04 Mar 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Katrina Pavlovnovitch (Sarah Claspell) wants to help the world make their dogs less stinky, and also has invented many hot dogs! Karen adopted the wrong animal and Will is sort of a total psychopath?

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


Fix Your Home, Save My Family - Brian Hines

Thu, 25 Feb 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Fisher Baker (Brian Hines) wants to write a DIY home repair book that will also win back his family! Also covered: name changes, fist fights and crown molding. Will and Karen solve his problems and everyone's problems and get along great.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


Trader Joe, Fantasy Hero - Mark Rennie

Thu, 18 Feb 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Stephen Kling (Mark Rennie) is ready to create a seven book fantasy epic starring his new character, Trader Joe.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


No I Have Not Read A Book - Casey Feigh

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Donovan Light (Casey Feigh) wants to write a book, even though he's never read one, because someone he went on a date with said he was dumb! Will and Karen help, ish.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


Will's Brother Kevin And His Copy Editor - Kevin Hines and Chelsea Clarke

Thu, 04 Feb 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Kevin Hines (Kevin Hines), a much more successful ghost author than Will, comes on to offer Will some work. He brings along his copy editor Chelsea Clarke (Chelsea Clarke), who is a supportive and loving co-worker of Kevin's. Karen reminds Will that he is a piece of shit.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


Early 90s Child Actor Tells All - Drew Spears

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Freddie Spats (Drew Spears), a child actor of early 90s television, is ready to write a tell-all book of his sordid Hollywood life in the hopes of spicing up his appeal on the convention circuit. Will has ulterior motives and Karen rats him out first chance she gets.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


Look At My Perfect Babies and Perfect Hats - Betsy Stover

Thu, 21 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Posey Quiver (Betsy Stover), a massively successful Instagram influencer from Williamsburg Brooklyn, turns to Will and Karen for help with a book based on her Instagram account and her perfect photogenic life!

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


How To Be A Bad Girl At Disneyland - Joan Ford

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Meg Simone (Joan Ford of Red and Yellow), famous for her blog Tipsy Tinkerbell, wants to tell you how to be a bad girl at Disneyland. Disclaimer: much of her behavior are clear felonies and should not be done.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


I Invented Passive-Aggressive Road Rage - Carl Tart

Thu, 07 Jan 2021 08:00:00 GMT

Willie Sheath (Carl Tart of The Flagrant Ones) wants credit for his greatest invention: passive-aggressive road rage.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


The Chrono-Mastiff - Zach Reino

Thu, 31 Dec 2020 08:00:00 GMT

Dennis Rath (Zach Reino of Off-Book), a rival ghost writer stops by to ask Will to take a very prestigious project off of Dennis' plate - a fantasy epic about The Chronomaster. Will returns the favor by giving away his genius idea to write about the invention of necks ties.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook
Have a book idea or question about the publishing industry? Email: Book@willhines.net

Direct MP3 link


I Was Then Asked to Perform Rhinoplasty - Peter Banifaz

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 08:00:00 GMT

"Little Tony" Nicoletti (Peter Banifaz) wants Will and Karen to help him write a memoir about his days doing jobs for a NYC crime family. So they do!

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

Direct MP3 link


The Most Twins on Motorcycles - Alex Fernie

Thu, 10 Dec 2020 08:00:00 GMT

Alfie Guiness (Alex Fernie), the youngest and most irresponsible member of the family charged with the Guiness Book of World Records, begs Will and Karen to get this year's edition together for him.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

Direct MP3 link


Sex Is Weird, And Getting Worse - Katy Fishell

Thu, 03 Dec 2020 08:00:00 GMT

Katy Fishell asks Will to take over the graphic novel version of her illustration/storytelling project @sex_is_weird. Will brings his personal anecdotes of sexual liberation and his drawing skills to the task. Karen has a hacienda in Joshua Tree.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

Direct MP3 link


Things Are Going Great - Katie Foster

Thu, 26 Nov 2020 15:56:10 GMT

Will's ex-wife Linda (Katie Foster) comes on the podcast for help writing a book about the great romance that is her current and better marriage. Karen reveals she once slept with Don Johnson?

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

Direct MP3 link


The One About The Aliens - Michael McMillian

Thu, 19 Nov 2020 19:42:00 GMT

Danny Diggs (Michael McMillian) wants to write his book about a series of alien abductions he experience from the fall of 1994 for the next 7 years where he was witness to an amiable group of six good looking people!

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

Direct MP3 link


HIS-story? A Murderous Fantasy - Adam Peacock

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 08:00:00 GMT

Joe Burkey (Adam Peacock) is a history teacher who's been having problems with misbehaving students. Will and Karen help him work through his feelings by writing a book about murder!

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

Direct MP3 link


Parking Attendent, Fully Loaded - Anna Salinas

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Conner McGleason (Anna Salinas), a parking attendant from Boston, has come to LA to tell the exciting story of his profession and make it a movie. But no one gives a crap, so he's settling for writing a book. Will and Karen try to help, and fail. Check it out!

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

Direct MP3 link


God 2.0 - Dan Donohue

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Richtin Livingsgood (Dan Donahue) is the head pastor of an alleged megachurch called Let It Rain, and he wants to write a book to encourage young people to get into God, partly by telling them that it's cool if you're a satanist or do drugs, even if you're doing them right at this second.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

Direct MP3 link


Cool Man - Greg Gallant

Thu, 15 Oct 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Burton Krintz (Greg Gallant), a 50 year old virgin who gets regularly bullied by teen, wants to write a superhero novel about a man who gains the superpower of being a little taller and having a good house.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

Direct MP3 link


The Great Bigsby - Matt Apodaca

Thu, 08 Oct 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Vance Bigsby (Matt Apodaca) wants to rewrite The Great Gatsby, but make it about him. Will screws this up somehow. Karen continues to think Will is an idiot.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

Direct MP3 link


I See Ravine People - Kelly Nugent

Thu, 01 Oct 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Chasper Mullet (Kelly Nugent) has advice about ghosts -- partly how to deal with them, and partly advice FOR them. Will only wants to talk about ravines. Karen thinks all of Will's ideas are great! That's not true, she hates them.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

Direct MP3 link


Make Your Commute A Community - Kathy Yamamoto

Thu, 24 Sep 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Joan Didione (Kathy Yamamoto) has tips on making friends while you drive, and with anyone you've ever talked to for even two seconds. Will related to loneliness, and Karen still has a boat.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

Direct MP3 link


Maybe Something Like 'The Game?' - Jake Sprague

Thu, 17 Sep 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Ernie Bort (Jake Sprague) wants to write a book that teaches things like the pick-up techniques in the game, despite having married his high school girlfriend and never having dated or kissed outside of that.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

Direct MP3 link


Adult Scares - Oscar Montoya

Thu, 10 Sep 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Diego Pasada, aka D.P. Stone (Oscar Montoya) author of the famous Gooseflesh series of children's books, needs help writing his first horror novel aimed at adults! Do Will and Karen help? Kind of!

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

Direct MP3 link


Asleep At The ... Plane? - Shaun Diston

Thu, 03 Sep 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Jeff PeterSONville (Shaun Diston) wants to write about his experience having a pilot's license and flying. This episode involves debt, murder and naps! Karen talks about her boat.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

Direct MP3 link


Donkey Kong 64 The Book - Nick Wiger

Thu, 27 Aug 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Kobe Mojito (Nick Wiger) wants to write a book to adapt the video game Donkey Kong 64, which he has acquired to rights to. Will knows nothing about the game and is useless. Karen has a boat and won't let Will ride.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

Direct MP3 link


Never Won Once - Caroline Clifford

Thu, 20 Aug 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Jenny Katz (Caroline Clifford) wants to write a book about table tennis, a game she has never won, and also wishes the book to be physically impossible. Karen thinks romance is in the air.


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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

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Get Your Money - Laci Mosley

Thu, 13 Aug 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Lanessa Williams (Laci Mosley) wishes to write a book about her methods of facilitiating a separation between other people and their money. Lanessa also motivates Karen to make Will catch up on his payments to her!

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

Direct MP3 link


Feel the Beat - Jason Mantzoukas

Thu, 06 Aug 2020 07:00:00 GMT

A passionate drummer named Chuff Mitchell (Jason Mantzoukas) wants to write a book which spells out the sounds of great drum fills. Remember: every drum fill is an opportunity to steal focus. And Karen reveals that she used to be in a band!

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

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Fade In: The Sixties - Connie Shin

Thu, 30 Jul 2020 07:00:00 GMT

A true crime fan (Connie Shin) think she has a subject no one has explored yet, likes using screenplay language in her books and doesn't approve of Will's mansplaining.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

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Sleeper Agent - Jim Woods

Thu, 23 Jul 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Denis Brown (Jim Woods) has been living a double life: one that he remembers in St. Petersburg, Florida and another he is STARTING to remember in St. Petersburg, Russia?!?!?! He also might be a robot.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

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Liverpool Music Yes, Beatles No - Shaun Lowithan

Thu, 16 Jul 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Jim Stanley (Shaun Lowthian) is a proud Liverpudlian who wants two things: 1) to write a book about 1960s music in Liverpool and 2) to never mention the Beatles in any way.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

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Little Known Facts About Great Black Americans - Ronnie Adrian

Thu, 09 Jul 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Mike Tresvant (Ronnie Adrian) wants to write a book that reveals little-known facts about great Black Americans, which he learned from... fringe sites. Will and Karen helplessly look on.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

Direct MP3 link


Will's Therapist - Dan Lippert

Thu, 02 Jul 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Will's therapist Dr. Jerry Marachino (Dan Lippert) comes on the show to talk about the book he's writing about .... Will. Karen and Jerry hit it off.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

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A Real Exciting Woman! - Toni Charline

Thu, 25 Jun 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Donna Beefsteak (Toni Charline) wants a book to let everyone know that she is an exciting woman! Without including anything from her private life, of course. Can Will and Karen help her? (Hint: not really) Listen and find out!!!

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

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King Henry Oh-EIGHT! - Kale Hills

Thu, 18 Jun 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Flint Banner (Kale Hills) needs help naming characters in his fantasy epic. Currently it's about King Henry Oh-EIGHT! and Da Beef. Will and Karen see no problems with any of it.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

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I Can Do It Just By Talking - James Mastraieni

Thu, 11 Jun 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Philip Hoffmore-Semen (Jamse Mastraieni) wants to write a book about "Conquering the Female Orgasm" and Will gets obsessed with getting PROOF of Phillip's exploits.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

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Ghost Writer Ghost Rider - Jonny Svarzbein

Thu, 28 May 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Seth Thorton (Jonny Svarzbein) wants a book that will let the world know: The movie "Ghost Rider?" Was just okay. And Will is just the ghost WRITER to help him do it.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

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Afghan Skirts - Anthony King

Thu, 21 May 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Reginald VelJohnson (Anthony King) talks about his plans to write an "Eat Pray Love" style memoir based on his experience sampling one of every single item from his local grocery store.

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Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

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Non-Erotic Romance Novel - Beth Appel

Thu, 14 May 2020 07:00:00 GMT

This week we are joined by Dominque Dubois, a New Orleans woman (Beth Appel) who wants to write a romance novel with zero erotic moments, and also has a pilot script that is several hunderd pages long. Will and Karen try to help her out.

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SHOW INFORMATION

Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
Instagram: @IWillWriteYourBook

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My Three Dogs - Nick Mandernach

Thu, 07 May 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Margo from the Sherman Oaks library is having writer's block on the first sentence of her intended children's book "My Three Dogs." Will, along with copy editor Karen Donahue, help her out. Also her son may be visiting a fantasy world where he is the chosen one.

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Twitter: @IWillWriteYour
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I Will Write Your Book | Trailer

Thu, 23 Apr 2020 07:00:00 GMT

Join comedian, Will Hines for I Will Write Your Book - a new improvised podcast. Coming soon.

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