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Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica


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Comedy Audio Book


Synopsis:

Madame Magenta, psychic, medium, and inventor of the ‘drink-along’ audiobook, reads her best-selling* books, with support from her adoring husband Bernard. In Magenta is the Warmest Colour, Magenta is forced into a bank heist by the ghost of her ex-husband, and in Madame Magenta & The Arcati Killer, she is pitted against a psychotic murderer hell-bent on destroying the mystic community. She also uses the ancient art of bibliomancy to help solve real problems sent in by you, her Tragic Fans. *dependent on definition of ‘best-seller’.


Format: Audio Book

Genres: Comedy, Horror

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Episodes:

S4E5 - The Maiden, The Mother, The Crone (and Bernard) (and Mr Baby)

Fri, 30 Aug 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: The third member of the coven - Magenta's mother Seraphina - is now living at Misty Moor Rectory (much to Bernard's chagrin). And so, the Triple Goddess is complete! It's time to plan what to do about Mr Baby's cosmic cat flap... Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Introducing: Sorry About The Murder

Fri, 26 Jul 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Greetings, Bernard here! And today Magenta and I would like to introduce you to another wonderful show from the Fable & Folly podcast network. It's called Sorry About The Murder - or rather "SAWRY ABOOT THE MRRDRR EH!" Alright, I won't do any more Canadian accents from now on. Anyway, Sorry About The Murder is a very Canadian murder mystery podcast, set in the perfect little town of Beavermont Ontario. That's really all you need to know - it's a wonderful cosy black comedy of a show, with lovely writing and a colourful cast of characters.  It's a sort of Garrison Keillor-ish Murder She Wrote. What a joy.  And given that a lot of it takes place in an ice rink, because, you know, Canada, It's also full of brilliant kitsch organ music which greatly appeals to me. And for Brits like us, it's a very interesting insight into what these small Canadian towns are like. I mean, minus the murder. Presumably. I don't know, actually. I get the impression it's not that common. Anyway, Season 1 is complete and out now, and it's very short - 8 episodes, 10-15 minutes long - so you could kill the whole thing in one sitting over a delicious poutine and a bottle of Stubbies beer.  Sorry About The Murder is available wherever you get your podcasts. And here is episode 1, entitled BONJOUR, BEAVERMOUNT. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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S4E4 - Lone Wolf

Fri, 12 Jul 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: It's time for Magenta and Bernard to start building their coven! First recruit - their elusive and mysterious daughter Lindsay. But first, there's the small matter of the ghost wolf. Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Our New Show! WHAM: We Have A Movie

Wed, 12 Jun 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Magenta and Bernard have a new show! It's called WHAM: We Have A Movie, and you can find it wherever you're listening to this. Join Magenta and Bernard as they invent smash hit movies based on popular toys, books, history and more! A podcast for anyone who likes Hollywood tropes. And comedy. And quantum mechanics. And BDSM. Something for everyone, really. From Long Cat Media, the creators of Mockery Manor, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, Madame Magenta and Magenta Presents. Head over to WHAM and listen now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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S4E3 - Mr. Baby

Fri, 31 May 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Read the Transcripts In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations: Mags and Bernie deal with an uninvited house guest(s). Misty Moor Rectory is a strange and ancient place... Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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S4E2 - The Debutante's Waltz

Fri, 05 Apr 2024 04:00:00 -0000

Read the Transcripts Magenta and Bernard are off on their second adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators, dealing with a client from their past - Margot Mockery. That's right! They're off to Mockery Manor! It's a crossover episode, baby! Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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S4E1 - Guitar Ghost

Wed, 07 Feb 2024 05:00:00 -0000

Read the Transcripts Join Magenta and Bernard as they wrangle a restless spirit on their first official adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators! Are you ready to RAWWWWK? Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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S4E0 - Great Decisions (Prologue)

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0000

Read the Transcripts Magenta & Bernard are appearing on the long-running home renovation TV show GREAT DECISIONS! Host Kenneth McCrag joins M&B at their new residence - Misty Moor Rectory - a vast, crumbling ruin in the middle of nowhere. It was very cheap. Support Magenta & Bernard on Ko-fi! Buy Madame Magenta's Patented Decision Maker! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Letters! Welcome to 2024!

Sat, 13 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! And welcome to 2024! Magenta and Bernard are kicking off the year by solving a few problems sent in by listeners, with the esoteric guidance of three new bibliomancy books. If you'd like Magenta to help you with your problem, send an email to madamemagentauk@gmail.com There's also a little info about what M&B have in store for you next! And we dedicate this episode to the memory of our dear listener, Jake Broster, who we sadly lost in December. His brother has set up a JustGiving page to raise money for Jake's chosen charity, the Make-A-Wish Foundation UK. Please do donate, if you can, by going to this link. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Live! From the London Podcast Festival 2023

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 04:00:00 -0000

Purchase the Madame Magenta Patented Decision Maker from our Ko-fi shop! Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's a very special episode - recorded live from the London Podcast Festival 2023, it's a fusion of Sonos Mystica and Magenta Presents! Magenta and Bernard meet their tragic fans and solve a few problems through the mystic arts of bibliomancy and cat cards, before embarking on a brand new, chilling tale - Little Boxes. Subscribe to Magenta Presents Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Magenta & Bernard play D&D in... Dumbgeons & Dragons!

Sun, 05 Mar 2023 16:44:00 -0000

M&B are delighted be playing D&D! We now bring you the first in a two-episode campaign over at Dumbgeons & Dragons, an actual play podcast and fellow member of the Fable & Folly Network. Part Two of this adventure is arriving on March 15th, so head on over to Dumbgeons & Dragons to listen then! Have Some Wine, Punch Some Custard (a Magenta adventure) Dumbgeons & Dragons is an improvised actual play podcast where 4 best friends come together to tell tales of battling monsters, saving the world and build community. Moot, Glim and Sully were hired by two traveling adventurers Garira (Madame Magenta) and Yever (Bernard) who have caught wind of a buried treasure and wine stash that could net them a small fortune. The only trouble is they don't know what might stand between them and the fortune of the Monks of the Voiceless Order. Garira is magnificent. Yever goes in swinging. Sully Rubs his snake around. Moot goes for style points. Glim updates her workout routine. - - - - - - - - - - Find and listen to more adventures with the Dumbgeons & Dragons crew: Dumbgeons & Dragons - https://link.chtbl.com/kr-jwxUu?sid=podcast.magenta Facing Fate - https://link.chtbl.com/jOzWa9XD?sid=podcast.magenta - - - - - - - - - - CAST & CREW DM: Russ More Players: Amy More, Carla Maxted, Tom Laird, Madame Magenta, Bernard Dialogue Editing: Carla Maxted Sound Design: Russ More Music & Sound Effects: Epidemic Sound, Soundsnap, BOOM Library Cover Art: Chrissytor Illustrations Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Letters! and Magenta Presents: Ghosted

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 05:00:00 -0000

Subscribe to Magenta Presents now! Magenta and Bernard are back! First off, a couple of letters from Tragic Fans, and then the main event... We are thrilled to introduce our brand new show, MAGENTA PRESENTS - a horror anthology hosted by Madame Magenta herself, debuting with a five-episode miniseries GHOSTED. Perched on a rain-battered cliff edge is a former lighthouse; now a charming, boutique hotel. Owner and sole occupant Beth has spent months renovating, absorbing its essence into her bones, preparing for her first guest to arrive. But when they do, to Beth's horror, it is a figure from a past she has tried to forget. Keira. Face-to-face for the first time in years, the pair must reckon with old mistakes, old grievances. And something else, besides. Because the lighthouse has a past too. Head on over to the MAGENTA PRESENTS feed on your chosen podcast player to listen to the rest of the story! www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Magenta's Halloween Special 2022!

Sun, 06 Nov 2022 21:47:00 -0000

Buy a tea towel designed by Magenta! Greetings fans of the spooooooky esoteric! Due to an extraordinary scheduling error (Magenta and Bernard were accidentally using a calendar from 1998 because it had some good cat pictures), Magenta's Halloween Special 2022 is coming out on November 6th. Mags and Bernie have just taken on a Grand Designs style renovation project. They're doing up a derelict and extremely haunted 50-room Tudor mansion, because... well, it was just a bit of a bargain, really, and Magenta loves a bargain. It will be the perfect setting for their upcoming anthology series, MAGENTA PRESENTS, coming January 2023! More details soon. But in this episode - Letters answered! Spirits consulted! Spirits consumed! www.fableandfolly.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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S3 E16 - The Conclusion!

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 17:57:00 -0000

The exciting Season Finale! How will Mags and Bernie oust the demon Glandyform? Find out now! www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Announcement: The Fable & Folly Survey

Wed, 07 Sep 2022 15:07:00 -0000

www.fableandfolly.com/survey Greetings fans of audio fiction podcasts! Our friends at Fable & Folly would like to ask all listeners to fill out this short listener survey. It's 25 questions, takes 5 minutes or so, and it really helps both them and us. As a thank you, you'll get access to a wonderful swag-bag of free digital content from your favourite Fable & Folly shows, including Mockery Manor, Midnight Burger, Civilized, Unwell, Alba Salix... and us! Go to fableandfolly.com/survey to take part. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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S3 E15 - Frank Zappa Mantis Shrimp

Thu, 25 Aug 2022 15:59:00 -0000

Things are hotting up! Magenta, Bernard and Maybelline are finally coming face to face with the demon Glandyform. Will they be able to break the family curse at last? Find out in this exciting instalment! But not until after a couple of lovely letters from you, the lovely listeners. Email Magenta with your questions! madamemagentauk@gmail.com www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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S3 E14 - Porcelain Udder

Fri, 05 Aug 2022 16:58:00 -0000

An update on the story from Magenta and Bernard! Enjoying the show? Support Mags and Bernie by buying one of their tea towels here! www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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S3 E13 - The Return Of Tragic Fans

Thu, 28 Jul 2022 19:11:00 -0000

Bernard and Magenta catch up with some letters! That's it, really. Buy a tea towel! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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S3 E12 - The Curious Incident Of...

Sat, 02 Jul 2022 13:26:00 -0000

An update on the story from Magenta and Bernard! Enjoying the show? Support Mags and Bernie by buying one of their tea towels here! www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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S3 E11 - Catching Up On Letters

Mon, 20 Jun 2022 14:49:00 -0000

Magenta and Bernard catch up with letters sent in by you, the Tragic Fans! Buy Magenta's Esoteric Tea Towels! Beautifully screen printed tea towels are available from our Ko-fi shop. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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S3 E10 - Continuing The Story!

Fri, 10 Jun 2022 14:38:00 -0000

Magenta and Bernard are back! After a bit of a hiatus, as Magenta's not been very well (full details in the episode), but they're committed to carrying on with this bloody story. Buy Magenta's Esoteric Tea Towels! Beautifully screen printed tea towels are available from our Ko-fi shop. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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S3 E9 - Head Vs Heart

Wed, 13 Apr 2022 16:55:00 -0000

Buy Magenta's Esoteric Tea Towels! Beautifully screen printed tea towels are available from our Ko-fi shop. Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners! Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business. Then Magenta calls upon Tarot to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Head vs Heart. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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S3 E8 - Birthdays

Wed, 16 Mar 2022 05:00:00 -0000

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners! Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business. Then Magenta calls upon Tarot to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Birthdays. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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S3 E7 - Low Stakes, Barely-A-Problem Problems

Wed, 02 Mar 2022 15:08:00 -0000

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners! Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business. Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Low Stakes, Barely-A-Problem Problems. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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S3 E6 - Valentine's Day Twitch Stream

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0000

Something a bit different this time! Magenta and Bernard, did their first ever Twitch stream, and this is the audio from that very stream! They had people chatting away to them in the comments, asking questions, suggesting voices to read letters in and things to play on a theremin, and you got to see their faces! A revelation or a disappointment, depending on what you had in your head!  If you prefer, you can go and watch that live stream our Twitch profile - go to twitch.tv/longcatmedia, and you can see this episode in its full technicolour glory.  If you'd like to buy Magenta and Bernard a coffee, go to www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia www.longcatmedia.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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S3 E5 - Pets

Wed, 02 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0000

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners! Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business. Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Pets. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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S3 E4 - Sound

Wed, 19 Jan 2022 05:00:00 -0000

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners! Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business. Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Sound. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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S3 E3 - Sleep and Ghosts

Wed, 05 Jan 2022 05:00:00 -0000

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners! Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business. Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Sleep, and Ghost Stories. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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S3 E2 - Science

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 15:39:00 -0000

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners! Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business. Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Science. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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S3 E1 - Xmas Presents for Partners

Tue, 07 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners! Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the first of a series of journal excerpts from that particular business. Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Xmas Presents for Partners. Ask Magenta a question by emailing madamemagentauk@gmail.com or on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK Listen to Long Cat Media's other podcasts, Mockery Manor and The Ballad of Anne & Mary Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Magenta and Bernard - Emergency Broadcast

Mon, 16 Aug 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Quick - they don't have long! A few words from Magenta and Bernard... Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 33 - The Final Countdown do do dooo dooo, do do do do dooo

Thu, 25 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 32 - Um Bumba Way

Mon, 22 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 31 - Dun Dun Dunnnnn

Thu, 18 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 30 - I'm Loving Angels Instead

Mon, 15 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 29 - Crikey O'Riley

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 28 - Well I Never / Blinkin Nora

Mon, 08 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 27 - That's Right, Elspeth! / Crikey

Thu, 04 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 26 - I'll Never Ever Let You Go

Mon, 01 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 25 - Sugar For My Honey

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 24 - Magenta

Mon, 25 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 23 - Cakey Cake / Sweets For My Sweet

Thu, 21 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 22 - Casa Luna / Pastry Innit

Mon, 18 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 21 - Wha!?

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 20 - Stubborn Stains / Stone Cold Mutha

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 19 - A Gay Old Time / Psyche

Thu, 07 Jan 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 18 - Goon With The Wind / I Feel It In My Fingers

Thu, 31 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Magenta's 2021 Horoscope Special - Part 2

Mon, 28 Dec 2020 08:00:00 -0000

A glimpse of 2021! Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 17 - Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Magenta's 2021 Horoscope Special - Part 1

Mon, 21 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Since 2020 is a total write-off, and Christmas has been largely cancelled, Magenta dips into the astrological to offer a glimpse of 2021! Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 16 - Cheek To Cheek / Sorry

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Magenta Helps Her CHRISTMAS Fans! #2

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000

The first of a series of Christmas special Tragic Fans episodes! Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 15 - England Ho! / Detective Done-Little

Thu, 10 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Magenta Helps Her CHRISTMAS Fans!

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000

The first of a series of Christmas special Tragic Fans episodes! Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 14 - Mum's The Word

Thu, 03 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 13 - Muhhhhduhhhh

Mon, 30 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 12 - Tea For Two

Thu, 26 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #11

Mon, 23 Nov 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 11 - What's New Pussycat? Woah-Ohhh-Oh, Oh, Oh!

Thu, 19 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #10

Mon, 16 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 10 - The Hippy Hippy Shake

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #9

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 9 - Secrets & Pies / Muhduh

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 8 - Dooby Dolittle

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #8

Mon, 26 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 7 - Come Dancing With Me

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #7

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 6 - If Paradise Is Half As Nice / Lady In Red

Thu, 15 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #6

Mon, 12 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 5 - Can Anybody Find Meeeee Somebody To Love

Thu, 08 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #5

Mon, 05 Oct 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 4 - Red Red Wine

Thu, 01 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #4

Mon, 28 Sep 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 3 - Somethin' Fishy Goin' On

Thu, 24 Sep 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #3

Mon, 21 Sep 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 2 - Bad Boys, Whatcha Gonna Do?

Thu, 17 Sep 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a comedy detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #2

Mon, 14 Sep 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 2, Chapter 1 - Who Let The Dogs Out?

Thu, 10 Sep 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a comedy detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Find out more: www.longcatmedia.com Support Mags and Bernard: www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #1

Mon, 07 Sep 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Welcome to Season 2! Magenta and Bernard have a new format. Each episode, they will alternate between readings from Magenta's second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer, and helping their listeners with magickal solutions to their problems. Find out more: www.longcatmedia.com Support Mags and Bernard: www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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A Message from the Future!

Tue, 30 Jun 2020 23:00:00 -0000

A quick announcement from Magenta & Bernard! Short version - if you get bored at any point in this podcast, skip ahead to Season 4. But if you're enjoying it, then just keep listening! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 28

Fri, 12 Jun 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 28th chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 27

Wed, 10 Jun 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 27th chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 26

Mon, 08 Jun 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 26th chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 25

Sat, 06 Jun 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 25th chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 24

Thu, 04 Jun 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 24th chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 23

Mon, 01 Jun 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 23rd chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 22

Tue, 26 May 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 22nd chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 21

Fri, 22 May 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 21st chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 20

Wed, 20 May 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the twentieth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 19

Mon, 18 May 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the nineteenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 18

Fri, 15 May 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the seventeenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 17

Wed, 13 May 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the seventeenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 16

Mon, 11 May 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the sixteenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 15

Fri, 08 May 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the fifteenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 14

Wed, 06 May 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the fourteenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 13

Mon, 04 May 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the thirteenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit  http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 12

Fri, 01 May 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the twelfth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit  http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 11

Wed, 29 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the eighth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit  http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 10

Mon, 27 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the eighth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 9

Wed, 22 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the ninth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 8

Mon, 20 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the eighth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 7

Sat, 18 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the seventh chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 6

Thu, 16 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the sixth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 5

Tue, 14 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the fifth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 4

Sun, 12 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the fourth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 3

Fri, 10 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the third chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 2

Thu, 09 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the second chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Book 1, Chapter 1

Wed, 08 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she introduces herself, and reads the first chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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TRAILER: Madame Magenta's Mystical Music

Fri, 03 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

It's the theme tune! Magenta's book reading will commence very soon. Support this podcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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