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Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica


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Synopsis:

Join powerful but over-it medium Madame Magenta and her husband Bernard on their run-ins with spirits, fae, and annoying dead exes.

Madame Magenta, psychic, medium, and inventor of the ‘drink-along’ audiobook, reads her memoirs, with support from her adoring husband Bernard.

In Season 1, Magenta is forced into a bank heist by the ghost of her ex-husband. Season 2 sees Magenta pitted against a psychotic murderer hell-bent on destroying the mystic community. In Season 3, they ward off a demonic entity living in an unlikely object. And in Season 4... we're on the case with Magenta & Bernard's Paranormal Investigations!

Magenta also uses the ancient art of bibliomancy to help solve real problems sent in by you, her Tragic Fans.


Language: English

Format: Audio Book

Genres: Comedy, Horror

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Episodes:

Bean-Heavy Episode - Live Stream (8 Mar 26)

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 05:00:00 -0000

It's a very bean-heavy episode, this one.

Join us on Sunday March 15th for the next live stream!

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It's Dark, And We're Wearing Sunglasses - Live Stream (1 Mar 26)

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 05:00:00 -0000

Magenta has been fighting a 2-day migraine, so she and Bernard are recording from a very esoterically dark room this week. But it hasn't dulled Mags' ability to tell fortunes, espouse wild conspiracy theories about the Moon, and raise money for International Rescue Committee.

Donate to this week's charity here

Join us next week at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), Sunday 8th March, on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch!

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Cross-Eyed Bear - Live Stream (22 Feb)

Tue, 24 Feb 2026 05:00:00 -0000

It's finally time for the Sagittarians to get their 2026 reading! Plus esoteric chat, a few misheard lyrics, and Bernard gets very angry about people who claim to like the feeling of sand between their toes.

Join us on Sunday March 1st at the slightly later time of 8:30pm UK time (3:30pm ET) - Watch here

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Jamon Jamon - Live Stream (15 Feb 26)

Fri, 20 Feb 2026 05:00:00 -0000

It's time for Scorpio to get the Magenta Zodiac treatment!

Come join us for the next livestream on Feb 22nd! ⁠You can watch it on YouTube here⁠

And if you want to support this week's charity, OXFAM, ⁠⁠you can do so here.⁠

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University Challenge with Shakira - Live Stream (1 Feb 26)

Tue, 03 Feb 2026 05:00:00 -0000

It's time for Virgos and Librans to get the Magenta Zodiac treatment!

Come join us for the next livestream on Feb 15th! ⁠You can watch it on YouTube here⁠

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Don't Wanna Yuck Anybody's Yum - Live Stream (25 Jan 26)

Wed, 28 Jan 2026 05:00:00 -0000

We simply do not want to yuck anybody's yum!

Come join us for next week's livestream on Feb 1st! ⁠You can watch it on YouTube here.⁠

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More Peter Cushing For The Peter Pushing - Live Stream (18 Jan 26)

Tue, 20 Jan 2026 05:00:00 -0000

This episode's title actually appeared in the previous episode, but it's such an excellent joke that it warranted its own episode title.

⁠Join us for the next live stream! ⁠⁠25th January 26.⁠

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Storve, Defeater of Epthon - Live Stream (12 Jan 26)

Tue, 13 Jan 2026 05:00:00 -0000

It's the first live stream of 2026, and M&B are hitting the ground running! With horoscopes for Pisces and Aries, a really excellent listener ghost story, and a new (perfect) epic fantasy name generator.

This week's charity is HUMAN RIGHTS WATCH - ⁠please donate to the campaign here.⁠

⁠Join us next week!⁠ Sunday 18th January on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch. 

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Magenta & Bernard's Final Live Stream of 2025 (28 Dec)

Tue, 30 Dec 2025 05:00:00 -0000

It's time to wave goodbye to 2025, and beckon in the new year! With some (somewhat dubious) horoscope readings, which should, as always, be taken with a pinch of salt.

We've almost raised £5000 this year! ⁠Tune in to the next one to see us cross the threshold! 

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Magenta and Bernard's Festive Special Livestream (21 Dec)

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 19:00:00 -0000

Ho Ho Ho, Fans of the Esoteric, and welcome to Magenta and Bernard's Christmas/Festivus/Yule/Winter Solstice livestream, and it's a bumper long one. Perfect, one might say, for a long drive in the wintertime (RIP Chris Rea).

If you'd like to donate to this week's charity, Amnesty International, ⁠you can do so here.⁠

We have one more livestream left in 2025 - on the ⁠28th December at 8pm UK time (3pm ET). Watch it on YouTube here.

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Wickedly Hot Baileys - Live Stream Highlights (7 December)

Tue, 09 Dec 2025 05:00:00 -0000

Cat Neko wearing a delightful Christmas jumper turned out to be an incredibly distracting presence this week, but it was so worth it. You'll have to tune in next time to see him in all his glory.

⁠Link to the next stream! Watch here on YouTube on Dec 14th⁠

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Mr Scraggles - Live Stream Highlights (30 Nov)

Fri, 05 Dec 2025 05:00:00 -0000

Neko the cat joins Magenta & Bernard for a special, calm, soothing instalment of the show. Picture a waterfall...

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Sting In The (Cock)Tail - Live Stream Highlights (23 Nov)

Tue, 25 Nov 2025 05:00:00 -0000

Magenta & Bernard's weekly dose of absinthe-soaked, slow burn esoteric ramblings. Haunted phones! Typography jokes! Dropping a social hand grenade at your office Christmas party! All this and more.

On Wednesday 26th November at 8pm UK time (3pm ET) - tune into the MOCKERY MANOR S1E1 Live Listening Party! Watch on YouTube here

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Margaritaville - Live Stream Highlights (16 Nov)

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 05:00:00 -0000

M&B battle some gremlins this week on a quest to find out what the hell Jimmy Buffett is talking about.

The next live stream will be on Sunday November 23rd at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), and you can watch it on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch.

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Astral Planing For Beginners - Live Stream Highlights (9 Nov)

Sat, 15 Nov 2025 05:00:00 -0000

Bernard has been trying his hand at Astral Planing, but listeners - we must advise against it. Astral Planing should only be done by a trained professional (ie Magenta).

The next live stream will be on Sunday November 16th at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), and you can watch it on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch.

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Important: Please stop using Spotify

Fri, 07 Nov 2025 21:18:00 -0000

Hello, Laurence & Lindsay here. We've got a big problem, and we need your help.

If you're listening to this on Spotify, we're asking you to stop, and switch to another podcast player.

As I'm sure most of you know, there's plenty of evidence that Spotify is a terrible company with a long history of exploiting and underpaying artists, but that's only part of why it's so bad.

It's been reported that Spotify's CEO, Daniel Ek, has recently invested millions of Euros of your subscription fees in an AI weaponry company called Helsing. This company has developed an automated target identification system, with the option to keep a human in the loop. In other words, it's machines selecting which humans to kill on the battlefield.

It's also been reported Spotify donated $150,000 to the Trump campaign, and it's recently been running ICE recruitment ads. It is a powerful force for bad.

So here's our problem. Almost half of our total listenership comes from Spotify, and the adverts that we run are how we make our money. If we just pulled our podcasts straight away, that would be a huge financial blow for us.

So we would like to urge you to listen elsewhere, on another podcast player. Lots of people recommend one called Pocket Casts, we've also heard good things about Podcast Addict. In the last month, we've had downloads from about 50 different podcast players, so there are plenty of alternatives.

We've going to take our podcasts off Spotify as soon as it becomes clear that there is a real movement to cancel Spotify subscriptions and move to other platforms, and that movement is growing.

For you, thankfully, this doesn't cost anything. Podcasts are, and will always be, free to listen to on any platform. Like we said, a lot of people seem to like Pocket Casts, and as far as we know, they're not evil. There are also a ton of others to choose from - all very accessible, and all free.

If you've ever enjoyed our podcasts, or you're about to discover them, thank you so much for listening. Let's try and do the right thing.

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Fart It! - Live Stream Highlights (31 Oct)

Wed, 05 Nov 2025 05:00:00 -0000

It's the Halloweeeeeeeen live stream! Recorded on October 31st 2025, and goodness me, what a lot of chaos there was on this one. The cocktail completely malfunctioned, and for some reason the chat decided that "FART IT!" should be the show's new catchprase. Who are we to deny them that?

The next live stream will be on Sunday November 9th at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), and you can watch it on YouTube, Facebook, Instagram and Twitch.

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Warm Your Cockletails - Live Stream Highlights (19 Oct)

Tue, 21 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0000

What a week this was! We had cocktail based on a World War 2 ration pack, an abrupt expulsion of air, and a Pet Shop Boys number that you won’t get to hear because of copyright laws. So you better tune into the next one!

You can still donate to this week's charity, Care International, by hitting this link.

Tap here to watch the next live stream on 26th October!


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It's A Live Bum - Live Stream Highlights (12 Oct)

Tue, 14 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Possibly the bluest (meaning: dirty, rude, saucy) live stream M&B have perpetrated so far! What fun.

Join us for our next live stream! It's on October 19th, 8pm UK time (3pm ET) Here's the link to watch live on YouTube.

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Putting The Cock In Cocktail - Live Stream Highlights (5 Oct)

Tue, 07 Oct 2025 04:00:00 -0000

A thin but savoury tasty treat awaits you in this week's Cocktail Time, along with deep dives on Mecca Bingo, why a sexy-scary dog might be the perfect Halloween costume for introverts, and an exciting update from last week's lottery winner!

The next live stream will be on Sunday 12th Octover 2025 at 8pm UK time (3pm ET), and you can watch it here:

And if you would like to donate to this episode's charity, Action Against Hunger, you can do so here:

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Freedom Cheese - Live Stream Highlights (28 Sep)

Tue, 30 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0000

This episode sees the triumphant return of Cocktail Time, by popular listener demand! And a flurry of letters on such diverse topics as haunted wedding dresses, forcing your friends to admit they have ADHD, and rigging the lottery.

You can still donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians here!

And you can watch our next Live Stream on October 5th here!

As always, you can email madamemagentauk@gmail.com with your questions or requests, and we shall endeavour to ask the spirits for you.

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A Quantum Of Fortune - Live Stream Highlights (21 Sep)

Tue, 23 Sep 2025 09:30:00 -0000

Can you spot people having affairs in bars? Is Professor Brian Cox gaslighting us? Is Ken Russell's The Lair Of The White Worm the greatest film you've never seen?

Highlights from Magenta & Bernard's weekly YouTube livestream, recorded 21st September 2025, with an audience of beloved tragic fans.

This week, we are raising money for Choose Love. You can still donate to the campaign by visiting this link.⁠

M&B's next live stream will be on SUNDAY 28th SEPTEMBER - ⁠here's the link to watch, and to sign up for a reminder.

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Live Stream Highlights! 7 Sep '25

Tue, 09 Sep 2025 04:00:00 -0000

Magenta and Bernard are back!

It’s a new season of our chat podcast  - with a twist! Because now it’s live! And for charity!

From now on, M&B will be holding an almost-weekly live stream on YouTube, on Sundays, at 8pm UK time (3pm ET).

These live streams are a chance for fans of the esoteric to get together, have silly goofy fun, stand up for what we believe in, ask esoteric questions, denounce the government, and listen to Bernard rocking out on the guitar. 

And best of all, each week, we'll be raising money for a different charity. This time, we raised £170 for Choose Love. You can still donate to the campaign by visiting this link.

M&B's next live stream will be on SUNDAY 21st SEPTEMBER - here's the link to watch, and sign up for a reminder.

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WHAM 6 - Hungry Hungry Hippos and Egyptology

Tue, 06 May 2025 04:06:00 -0000

It's WHAM episode 6! (The last one)

It's the SpOoOoOkY Halloween episode!

This time, Mags and Bernie are making a kooky stop-motion adventure starring the Hungry Hungry Hippos - going all the way back to 2500 BC!

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WHAM 5 - Sidescroller with Jason Statham

Tue, 06 May 2025 04:05:00 -0000

It's WHAM episode 5!

This one came to Magenta in a dream... a SIDESCROLLER video game movie. Starring JASON STATHAM.

If the left side of the screen catches up with him... HE DIES.

That's really all you need to know.

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WHAM 4 - Furby and The Book Of Revelation

Tue, 06 May 2025 04:04:00 -0000

It's WHAM episode 4!

It's time to make a very respectful, very true-to-the-source-material, religious epic on a blockbuster scale!

Magenta and Bernard are adapting The Book Of Revelation with an all-star cast. Of Furbies.

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WHAM 3 - Sylvanian Families and TikTok Tradwives

Tue, 06 May 2025 04:03:00 -0000

It's WHAM episode 3!

It's a long one today! Because there's a lot to say about SYLVANIAN FAMILIES!

Magenta and Bernard devise a dark, satirical horror movie starring the little felted friends, and co-starring the sexiest animal-hybrid vampire you've ever seen.

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WHAM 2 - Rubik's Cube and BDSM

Tue, 06 May 2025 04:02:00 -0000

It's the second episode of WHAM!

Magenta and Bernard plan a new Hollywood smash, this time revolving around a GENERIC PUZZLE CUBE (definitely not affiliated with Rubik's Cube, this is personal opinion, satire and parody, please don't try to destroy us).

CW: sexy sex talk, mild substance abuse

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WHAM 1 - Polly Pocket and String Theory

Tue, 06 May 2025 04:01:00 -0000

It's WHAM episode 1!

Join Magenta and Bernard for the first instalment of their movie podcast experiment.

First in the spotlight - Polly Pocket. How can the tiny clamshell-dwelling pixie be turned into a hit movie? And what could it possibly have to do with... string theory? Listen now to find out.

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S4E8 - Teamwork Makes The Dream Work

Tue, 28 Jan 2025 15:50:32 -0000

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In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:

Mags, Bernie and Lindsay join forces with some unlikely allies in this, the final showdown of the season!

Special guest stars: Beth Eyre as Inzilbeth, and David K Barnes as Gilmikhad.

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S4E7 - Prolapsed Rectory

Mon, 30 Dec 2024 05:00:00 -0000

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In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:

A worrying phone call from Seraphina brings the coven back to Misty Moor Rectory... where all hell is, quite literally, breaking loose.

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S4E6 - Catching Flies

Tue, 22 Oct 2024 04:00:00 -0000

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In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:

The youngest member of the coven, Lindsay, has fallen from a magical oak tree and broken her arm. So it's a trip to A&E (or ER for our American listeners) for the family. But this hospital is feeling very... VERY... crowded...

... with ghosts. That's what we're getting at.

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S4E5 - The Maiden, The Mother, The Crone (and Bernard) (and Mr Baby)

Fri, 30 Aug 2024 04:00:00 -0000

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In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:

The third member of the coven - Magenta's mother Seraphina - is now living at Misty Moor Rectory (much to Bernard's chagrin). And so, the Triple Goddess is complete! It's time to plan what to do about Mr Baby's cosmic cat flap...

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S4E4 - Lone Wolf

Fri, 12 Jul 2024 04:00:00 -0000

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In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:

It's time for Magenta and Bernard to start building their coven! First recruit - their elusive and mysterious daughter Lindsay. But first, there's the small matter of the ghost wolf.

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S4E3 - Mr. Baby

Fri, 31 May 2024 04:00:00 -0000

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In this instalment of M&B's Paranormal Investigations:

Mags and Bernie deal with an uninvited house guest(s). Misty Moor Rectory is a strange and ancient place...

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S4E2 - The Debutante's Waltz

Fri, 05 Apr 2024 04:00:00 -0000

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Magenta and Bernard are off on their second adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators, dealing with a client from their past - Margot Mockery.

That's right! They're off to Mockery Manor! It's a crossover episode, baby!

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S4E1 - Guitar Ghost

Wed, 07 Feb 2024 05:00:00 -0000

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Join Magenta and Bernard as they wrangle a restless spirit on their first official adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators!

Are you ready to RAWWWWK?

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S4E0 - Great Decisions (Prologue)

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0000

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Magenta & Bernard are appearing on the long-running home renovation TV show GREAT DECISIONS!

Host Kenneth McCrag joins M&B at their new residence - Misty Moor Rectory - a vast, crumbling ruin in the middle of nowhere. It was very cheap.

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Letters! Welcome to 2024!

Sat, 13 Jan 2024 05:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! And welcome to 2024!

Magenta and Bernard are kicking off the year by solving a few problems sent in by listeners, with the esoteric guidance of three new bibliomancy books.

If you'd like Magenta to help you with your problem, send an email to madamemagentauk@gmail.com

There's also a little info about what M&B have in store for you next!

And we dedicate this episode to the memory of our dear listener, Jake Broster, who we sadly lost in December. His brother has set up a JustGiving page to raise money for Jake's chosen charity, the Make-A-Wish Foundation UK. Please do donate, if you can, by going to this link.

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Live! From the London Podcast Festival 2023

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 04:00:00 -0000

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Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's a very special episode - recorded live from the London Podcast Festival 2023, it's a fusion of Sonos Mystica and Magenta Presents!

Magenta and Bernard meet their tragic fans and solve a few problems through the mystic arts of bibliomancy and cat cards, before embarking on a brand new, chilling tale - Little Boxes.

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Magenta & Bernard play D&D in... Dumbgeons & Dragons!

Sun, 05 Mar 2023 16:44:00 -0000

M&B are delighted be playing D&D! We now bring you the first in a two-episode campaign over at Dumbgeons & Dragons, an actual play podcast and fellow member of the Fable & Folly Network.

Part Two of this adventure is arriving on March 15th, so head on over to Dumbgeons & Dragons to listen then!

Have Some Wine, Punch Some Custard (a Magenta adventure)

Dumbgeons & Dragons is an improvised actual play podcast where 4 best friends come together to tell tales of battling monsters, saving the world and build community.

Moot, Glim and Sully were hired by two traveling adventurers Garira (Madame Magenta) and Yever (Bernard) who have caught wind of a buried treasure and wine stash that could net them a small fortune. The only trouble is they don't know what might stand between them and the fortune of the Monks of the Voiceless Order.

Garira is magnificent. Yever goes in swinging. Sully Rubs his snake around. Moot goes for style points. Glim updates her workout routine.

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Find and listen to more adventures with the Dumbgeons & Dragons crew:

Dumbgeons & Dragons - https://link.chtbl.com/kr-jwxUu?sid=podcast.magenta

Facing Fate - https://link.chtbl.com/jOzWa9XD?sid=podcast.magenta

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CAST & CREW

DM: Russ More

Players: Amy More, Carla Maxted, Tom Laird, Madame Magenta, Bernard

Dialogue Editing: Carla Maxted

Sound Design: Russ More

Music & Sound Effects: Epidemic Sound, Soundsnap, BOOM Library

Cover Art: Chrissytor Illustrations

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Letters! and Magenta Presents: Ghosted

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 05:00:00 -0000

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Magenta and Bernard are back! First off, a couple of letters from Tragic Fans, and then the main event...

We are thrilled to introduce our brand new show, MAGENTA PRESENTS - a horror anthology hosted by Madame Magenta herself, debuting with a five-episode miniseries GHOSTED.

Perched on a rain-battered cliff edge is a former lighthouse; now a charming, boutique hotel. Owner and sole occupant Beth has spent months renovating, absorbing its essence into her bones, preparing for her first guest to arrive. But when they do, to Beth's horror, it is a figure from a past she has tried to forget. Keira. Face-to-face for the first time in years, the pair must reckon with old mistakes, old grievances. And something else, besides. Because the lighthouse has a past too.

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Magenta's Halloween Special 2022!

Sun, 06 Nov 2022 21:47:00 -0000

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Greetings fans of the spooooooky esoteric!

Due to an extraordinary scheduling error (Magenta and Bernard were accidentally using a calendar from 1998 because it had some good cat pictures), Magenta's Halloween Special 2022 is coming out on November 6th.

Mags and Bernie have just taken on a Grand Designs style renovation project. They're doing up a derelict and extremely haunted 50-room Tudor mansion, because... well, it was just a bit of a bargain, really, and Magenta loves a bargain. It will be the perfect setting for their upcoming anthology series, MAGENTA PRESENTS, coming January 2023! More details soon.

But in this episode - Letters answered! Spirits consulted! Spirits consumed!

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S3 E16 - The Conclusion!

Wed, 21 Sep 2022 17:57:00 -0000

The exciting Season Finale! How will Mags and Bernie oust the demon Glandyform? Find out now!

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S3 E15 - Frank Zappa Mantis Shrimp

Thu, 25 Aug 2022 15:59:00 -0000

Things are hotting up! Magenta, Bernard and Maybelline are finally coming face to face with the demon Glandyform. Will they be able to break the family curse at last? Find out in this exciting instalment!

But not until after a couple of lovely letters from you, the lovely listeners. Email Magenta with your questions! madamemagentauk@gmail.com

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S3 E14 - Porcelain Udder

Fri, 05 Aug 2022 16:58:00 -0000

An update on the story from Magenta and Bernard!

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S3 E13 - The Return Of Tragic Fans

Thu, 28 Jul 2022 19:11:00 -0000

Bernard and Magenta catch up with some letters!

That's it, really.

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S3 E12 - The Curious Incident Of...

Sat, 02 Jul 2022 13:26:00 -0000

An update on the story from Magenta and Bernard!

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S3 E11 - Catching Up On Letters

Mon, 20 Jun 2022 14:49:00 -0000

Magenta and Bernard catch up with letters sent in by you, the Tragic Fans!

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S3 E10 - Continuing The Story!

Fri, 10 Jun 2022 14:38:00 -0000

Magenta and Bernard are back! After a bit of a hiatus, as Magenta's not been very well (full details in the episode), but they're committed to carrying on with this bloody story.

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S3 E9 - Head Vs Heart

Wed, 13 Apr 2022 16:55:00 -0000

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Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

Then Magenta calls upon Tarot to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Head vs Heart.

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S3 E8 - Birthdays

Wed, 16 Mar 2022 05:00:00 -0000

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

Then Magenta calls upon Tarot to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Birthdays.

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S3 E7 - Low Stakes, Barely-A-Problem Problems

Wed, 02 Mar 2022 15:08:00 -0000

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Low Stakes, Barely-A-Problem Problems.

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S3 E6 - Valentine's Day Twitch Stream

Wed, 16 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0000

Something a bit different this time! Magenta and Bernard, did their first ever Twitch stream, and this is the audio from that very stream!

They had people chatting away to them in the comments, asking questions, suggesting voices to read letters in and things to play on a theremin, and you got to see their faces! A revelation or a disappointment, depending on what you had in your head! 

If you prefer, you can go and watch that live stream our Twitch profile - go to twitch.tv/longcatmedia, and you can see this episode in its full technicolour glory. 

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S3 E5 - Pets

Wed, 02 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0000

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Pets.

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S3 E4 - Sound

Wed, 19 Jan 2022 05:00:00 -0000

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

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S3 E3 - Sleep and Ghosts

Wed, 05 Jan 2022 05:00:00 -0000

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Sleep, and Ghost Stories.

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S3 E2 - Science

Wed, 22 Dec 2021 15:39:00 -0000

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the next in a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Science.

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S3 E1 - Xmas Presents for Partners

Tue, 07 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Magenta and Bernard are back for more daring tales of adventure in the mystic arts.... and to help you, the listeners!

Our heroes have had a busy few months trying to deal with the evil forces accidentally summoned by Bernard's old Foucault's Pendulum bandmate, Stephen. This episode, we hear the first of a series of journal excerpts from that particular business.

Then Magenta calls once again upon bibliomancy to answer questions sent in by you, the listeners. This week's topic: Xmas Presents for Partners.

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Magenta and Bernard - Emergency Broadcast

Mon, 16 Aug 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Quick - they don't have long! A few words from Magenta and Bernard... Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 33 - The Final Countdown do do dooo dooo, do do do do dooo

Thu, 25 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 32 - Um Bumba Way

Mon, 22 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 31 - Dun Dun Dunnnnn

Thu, 18 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 30 - I'm Loving Angels Instead

Mon, 15 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 29 - Crikey O'Riley

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 28 - Well I Never / Blinkin Nora

Mon, 08 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 27 - That's Right, Elspeth! / Crikey

Thu, 04 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 26 - I'll Never Ever Let You Go

Mon, 01 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 25 - Sugar For My Honey

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 24 - Magenta

Mon, 25 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 23 - Cakey Cake / Sweets For My Sweet

Thu, 21 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 22 - Casa Luna / Pastry Innit

Mon, 18 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 21 - Wha!?

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 20 - Stubborn Stains / Stone Cold Mutha

Mon, 11 Jan 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 19 - A Gay Old Time / Psyche

Thu, 07 Jan 2021 08:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 18 - Goon With The Wind / I Feel It In My Fingers

Thu, 31 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Magenta's 2021 Horoscope Special - Part 2

Mon, 28 Dec 2020 08:00:00 -0000

A glimpse of 2021! Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 17 - Tell Me Lies, Tell Me Sweet Little Lies

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Magenta's 2021 Horoscope Special - Part 1

Mon, 21 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Since 2020 is a total write-off, and Christmas has been largely cancelled, Magenta dips into the astrological to offer a glimpse of 2021! Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 16 - Cheek To Cheek / Sorry

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her CHRISTMAS Fans! #2

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000

The first of a series of Christmas special Tragic Fans episodes! Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 15 - England Ho! / Detective Done-Little

Thu, 10 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her CHRISTMAS Fans!

Mon, 07 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000

The first of a series of Christmas special Tragic Fans episodes! Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 14 - Mum's The Word

Thu, 03 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 13 - Muhhhhduhhhh

Mon, 30 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 12 - Tea For Two

Thu, 26 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #11

Mon, 23 Nov 2020 08:00:00 -0000

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Book 2, Chapter 11 - What's New Pussycat? Woah-Ohhh-Oh, Oh, Oh!

Thu, 19 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #10

Mon, 16 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0000

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Book 2, Chapter 10 - The Hippy Hippy Shake

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #9

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0000

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Book 2, Chapter 9 - Secrets & Pies / Muhduh

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 8 - Dooby Dolittle

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #8

Mon, 26 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0000

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Book 2, Chapter 7 - Come Dancing With Me

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #7

Mon, 19 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0000

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Book 2, Chapter 6 - If Paradise Is Half As Nice / Lady In Red

Thu, 15 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Mags and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #6

Mon, 12 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Buy a coffee for Magenta and Bernard! http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 5 - Can Anybody Find Meeeee Somebody To Love

Thu, 08 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #5

Mon, 05 Oct 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 4 - Red Red Wine

Thu, 01 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #4

Mon, 28 Sep 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 3 - Somethin' Fishy Goin' On

Thu, 24 Sep 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #3

Mon, 21 Sep 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 2 - Bad Boys, Whatcha Gonna Do?

Thu, 17 Sep 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a comedy detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #2

Mon, 14 Sep 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! It's time for Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans! Got a question or problem for Magenta? Get in touch! Send her an email at madamemagentauk@gmail.com , and she'll consult the spirits for you on the show. Find out more: http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) Support Mags and Bernard: http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) Support this podcast

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Book 2, Chapter 1 - Who Let The Dogs Out?

Thu, 10 Sep 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! On Thursdays, Magenta reads from her second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer. Magenta and the Arcati Killer is a comedy detective novel told from the point of view of its eponymous heroine, a woman of flexible morality, an array of tasteful turbans, and an unfortunate case of genuine mystical powers. As it happens, Magenta's damnable abilities play little part in her day-to-day business as a psychic and medium for the North London area. Genuine esoteric insight would be more than her clients could handle, so generally-speaking she sticks to platitudes and incense to earn a living. Much to her irritation, this doesn't stop ghosts, angels and every loudmouth in the animal kingdom from interfering in her personal business. As if this wasn't troublesome enough, someone's going around bumping off London-based PSYCOWs (Psychics, Occultists, Wytches), and a dog named Bobo has just told her who's doing it. Magenta has little option but to pass the information onto her contact in the police force, Detective Inspector Eldris, before embarking on a little sleuthing of her own. In the process, she must reassure her husband Bernard that she's not having an affair with Eldris, babysit a ghost called Gaynor, and avoid the clutches of an old enemy who has recently been released from a terrorist detention centre. Will she live to tell the tale?! Yes. Yes, of course she will. Wouldn't be much of a comedy if she snuffed it. Find out more: www.longcatmedia.com Support Mags and Bernard: www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia Support this podcast

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Magenta Helps Her Tragic Fans - #1

Mon, 07 Sep 2020 05:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Welcome to Season 2! Magenta and Bernard have a new format. Each episode, they will alternate between readings from Magenta's second book, Madame Magenta and the Arcati Killer, and helping their listeners with magickal solutions to their problems. Find out more: www.longcatmedia.com Support Mags and Bernard: www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia Support this podcast

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A Message from the Future!

Tue, 30 Jun 2020 23:00:00 -0000

A quick announcement from Magenta & Bernard!

Short version - if you get bored at any point in this podcast, skip ahead to Season 4. But if you're enjoying it, then just keep listening!

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Book 1, Chapter 28

Fri, 12 Jun 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 28th chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 27

Wed, 10 Jun 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 27th chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 26

Mon, 08 Jun 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 26th chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 25

Sat, 06 Jun 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 25th chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 24

Thu, 04 Jun 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 24th chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 23

Mon, 01 Jun 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 23rd chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 22

Tue, 26 May 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 22nd chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 21

Fri, 22 May 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the 21st chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 20

Wed, 20 May 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the twentieth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 19

Mon, 18 May 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the nineteenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 18

Fri, 15 May 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the seventeenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 17

Wed, 13 May 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the seventeenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 16

Mon, 11 May 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the sixteenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 15

Fri, 08 May 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the fifteenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 14

Wed, 06 May 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the fourteenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 13

Mon, 04 May 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the thirteenth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit  http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 12

Fri, 01 May 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the twelfth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit  http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 11

Wed, 29 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the eighth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit  http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit  http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 10

Mon, 27 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the eighth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit http://www.longcatmedia.com/ (www.longcatmedia.com) for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit http://www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia (www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia) to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 9

Wed, 22 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the ninth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 8

Mon, 20 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the eighth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 7

Sat, 18 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the seventh chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 6

Thu, 16 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the sixth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 5

Tue, 14 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the fifth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 4

Sun, 12 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the fourth chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 3

Fri, 10 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the third chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 2

Thu, 09 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she reads the second chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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Book 1, Chapter 1

Wed, 08 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

Greetings, fans of the esoteric! Join Magenta (and her husband Bernard) as she introduces herself, and reads the first chapter of her 2014 book, 'Magenta Is The Warmest Colour" - with footnotes and thoughts from the author. Follow Magenta on Twitter @MadameMagentaUK, and visit www.longcatmedia.com for more info. If you're enjoying this podcast, please visit www.ko-fi.com/longcatmedia to make a donation. Support this podcast

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TRAILER: Madame Magenta's Mystical Music

Fri, 03 Apr 2020 08:00:00 -0000

It's the theme tune! Magenta's book reading will commence very soon. Support this podcast

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