The Wizard Scroll
52 episodes
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Database Creators: Chris RR Bauso
Synopsis:
THE WIZARD SCROLL is a sword & sorcery sci-fi narrative the likes of which will make yo' momma say 'Dang son/daughter/offspring, where'd you find this?' Tales of high fantasy, of trials and triumph, of quests both epic and mundane, as well as the occasional musical number. The realm of Yyrgsland is filled to the brim with all manner of folk, and boy let me tell you, the escapades that these crazy characters get themselves into would perhaps have made even the late and great Tolkien himself snicker in delight.
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Artwork by Nick Vanamee: https://www.instagram.com/nickvanamee
Language: English
Format: Audio Book
Genres: Fantasy
Completion status: Partial
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Episodes:
Sat, 17 Jan 2026 15:00:00 -0000
*Originally published on 1/3/2026 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS
FFF2: Stone Cold Classics is now available exclusively on the NIGHTS feed!
Jon Anderson & WarewolfBarmitzvah join me in the booth for the inaugural episode of Frantic Fanfic with Friends! Where we write fan-fictions at a frantic pace.
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Songs used: Jaburo- Equip & FM Skyline ; Dating Start!, Dating Tense! & Dating Fight!- Toby Fox ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Tiki Village & Doc Amok- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Waltz for Europa- Rex Banner ; Liftoff- Amie Waters ; Bob-Omb Battlefield- Super Mario 64 OST
Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
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Sat, 29 Nov 2025 15:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
The boy finds himself home alone yet again, though his fun comes to a halt when a giant twister rolls into town. Now the boy and his trusty dog Frodo have to quest to meet Dr Oz, and even make a few new friends along the way...
Cast (in order of appearance)
Narrator - Chris Bauso
the boy - Himself
Dad - Tyler Moody
Frodo - Jess McCoy
Chuck Thunderfuck - Chris Bauso
Jack Link - Chris Bauso
Billy Mays - Himself
Dr Oz - AJ Fidalgo
Gnomes - Chris Bauso
Princess Lyndee - Jess McCoy
Robert - Chris Bauso
Tin Man - Himself
Bongzilla - Tyler Moody
Boy Genius - DT Carel
'Dr' Theb Oy - Chris Bauso
Orc J Simpson - Himself
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: Tiki Village- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Alchemist's Corridor, Dream Corridor, Oedo Town & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Live Report, Death Report, It's Showtime!, & Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Welcome to Crocodile Isle- DKC2 OST ; Adventurer- Ovani Syn Fantasy Vol3 ; Apple Woods, Concealed Ruins, Upper Steam Cave, Steam Cave, In the Future Through the Sea of Time & Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Old MacDonald Had a Farm- Kashido ; Black Smoke Red Sun & Night Egg- Qracle ; Mondays & Fridays- Pizza Tower OST ; Cbat- Hudson Mohawke
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WH50: Wizard Scroll Q&A Special
Tue, 23 Sep 2025 10:00:00 -0000
Join me, Jon Anderson, Ben Mills and special guests Jeremy Lemons and Floyd Lastname as we answer audience submitted questions! 50 big ones!
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Show artwork by Nick Vanamee
Songs used: Startup NEW GAME & Druids Encounter- Equip ; Cima.jpg & Slippy- FM Skyline & Equip ; Seinfeld theme song ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Nexus- SPEARFISHER ; Earthling- Ovani Ambient Music Pack 8 ; Iceberg Lab- Crash Twinsanity OST
Clips used: The Drink (Cup) Official Music Video | kobyshinobi ; Family Guy: Chester Cheetah ; Wizard Roll 1
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A Pint of Cthulhu Crossover: Tales from the Waffle Brothel House
Fri, 28 Mar 2025 00:00:00 -0000
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The Waffle Brothel House is abuzz with patrons this fine Moonsday eve. Four new faces have just rolled into town looking for food, fun, fornication, or perhaps some combination of the three... This is their story.
This episode was made possible by the TTRPG system Space Kings, developed by Kevin Cole and SuperTry Studios.
Featuring Jon as Frankenphone
Matt as Darth Kermitus
Sorin as Anne Gore
Flower as Ragnor Seymore
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Songs used: NEW GAIA (2018), Meta Crystal, Wholehearted Elation & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Forest Tavern- SynFantasy Vol3 ; Spanish Ladies- HillTopTrio ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Fire and Ice- Alon Peretz ; Slightly Ov- Art Against Agony ; Metal Crusher, Oh My..., Death by Glamour, CORE & Power of NEO- Toby Fox
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
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Ba Humbug: A Space Christmas Carol
Sat, 21 Dec 2024 15:00:00 -0000
On this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Azataz the Wize is confronted by three ghosts who teach him the error of his ways...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
This episode was produced as part of the Equinox Anthology series, produced by W Kieth Tims. Please support the official release!
Starring Chris Bauso as Azataz the Wize, DOC & Wronghalf
Tim Jennings as Santaur the Jolly
Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen
AJ Fidalgo as Professor Swampass
Scott R McKinley as Headmaster Dumblesnatch
Jess McCoy as Schmella & Schmelvin
Episode Artwork by Ben Mills
Songs used: Another Way In (SEWERS) & Frappe Snowland- Equip ; Chill- Toby Fox ; The Misty Lake- Ian Post ; c a t a p h a t i c- Amie Waters ; No Copyright Music Christmas Instrumental
Deep Space Dark Ambience by Bjorn Lynne
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Quest to the Wizard's Basement: Complete Supercut Edition
Sat, 09 Nov 2024 15:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
The 2 hour supercut that you never knew you needed is finally here! Quest to the Wizard's Basement parts 1 thru 4 all edited together in one, single, feature length episode!
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Starring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann
Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall
Tim Jennings as King Rah'd'ny
Gavin Reiser as Daniel & The Riddle Master
Umbriel's Shadow as Lord Ovaltine
Skyler Giordano as Homunculus #1
James Hart as Several Homunculi
Kier Zhou as Morgan Pamsee
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
PMD Explorers SFX Pack provided by James Yevon
Songs used (Part 1): WIS-13, Meraki & SN 1054- Amie Waters ; Cloud Generator- Equip ; King K. Rool's theme- Donkey Kong Country OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Bartokani- Dan Zeitune ; Hurry! Hurry! & The Fierce Battle - Final Fantasy V OST ; Goron City- Ocarina of Time OST ; Goron Race- Majora's Mask OST ; Magma Cavern Pit, Mt. Thunder & Mt. Thunder Peak; PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Battle Against Dusknoir- PMD Explorers of Sky OST
Songs used (Part 2): SGWB & Dark River- Amie Waters ; Flora Awakens, Heaven, Cloud Generator, Meta Crystal, Another Way In (SEWERS), & Shadowed Cavern- Equip ; Crystal Palace Crawl & Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST ; Darkness Within- Matooma ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Fire Temple- LoZ Tears of the Kingdom OST ; Another Medium- Toby Fox ; Fitches Pulled at Random- Art Against Agony ; Monster from the Deep- Young Rich Pixies
Songs used (Part 3): Palace Dream, Perfect Harmonic Cursebreaker, Mechanical Labyrinth, & Coral Chamber- Equip ; Slithering Woe- Out of Flux ; In Steezus We Trust- Skyler Giordano ; In Search of Atman- Muma ; Dream Eater & Rayquaza Defeated- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Royalty Free Funky Weed Smoking Background Instrumental- Lion Free Music ; Jungle Temple- Jakub Pietras ; Deep Dark Jungle- Rhythm Scott
Songs used (Part 4): Agitated Swords- Marco Martini ; Sleepwalker- Semo ; Shark Alert- The Magnetic Buzz ; Dating Start, Dating Fight, Dating Tense, You Idiot, Your Best Nightmare & Finale- Toby Fox ; Save Room Sanctuary, Oneironaut & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Cataphatic- Amie Waters ; Confronting Myself- Lena Raine
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Schmoe Brannigan's Promotional Feature 2024
Sat, 13 Jul 2024 04:00:00 -0000
Schmoe Brannigan has returned to tell all you lovley ladies & folks about the greatest podcast ever to exist: THE WIZARD SCROLL. Check out the complete series today!
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Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Song used: Identity- Equip
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4/20 Greenout Special III: Gas, Grass & Ass
Sat, 20 Apr 2024 08:20:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
The three high elves put the 'trip' in road trip as they cruise through the realm of Drakkus. The E.V.I.L. Emperor Maliceguy is holding a hearing on dank moss at the palace, and it's up to our heroes to get that most odious herb legalized once and for all...
Starring Chris Bauso as Shawn
Gavin Reiser as Marrikoth
Sky Fieri as Kai
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Songs used: Outlaw Rockers- CustomMelody ; Factory Panic & Meta Crystal- Equip ; Iceberg Lab, Classroom Chaos (Cortex), N. Brio and N. Tropy, Rusty Walrus Chase & Dingodile- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Spider Dance- Toby Fox ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Hell- Diablo 1 OST ; it was not death, for i stood up- Amie Waters
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Presenting No Return: The Bards of Sada Emedu
Sat, 10 Feb 2024 15:00:00 -0000
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Song used: Druids Encounter- Equip
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It's not all doom, gloom and adventure in Erset La Tari- especially not in the Emeduan capitol. Sit down, listen and enjoy a little low stakes comedy-drama from the Bards of Sada Emedu.
Lanlen is played by Stuart Bullock @Thisisbardcore
Ered Rada is played by Connor Hodgson @JC_Twosteps/ http://jcandthetwosteps.co.uk/
Celia Joyce is played by Abbie Tickle.
Putrack Winesworth is played by Mario Guttadauro
The Dry Egg's Master of Ceremonies is played by Kier Zhou
The Emeduan Hymn (Lyrics) were written and performed by Kier Zhou with strangled crowd vocals by Ying Zhou and Nieves Cohen
Era of Silence is written by Gemma Mclean-Mair and performed by Abbie Tickle and Gemma McLean-Mair.
This is Not a Warning! is written and performed by Stuart Bullock
This is My Goodbye (lyrics)- were written and performed by Connor Hodgson
Cole Lumbo is played by Chris Bauso
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Dude, your Rooster is Trending on Twitter
Sat, 13 Jan 2024 15:00:00 -0000
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What sort of trouble has Ricardo the rooster gotten himself into this time?
Starring Chris Bauso & Gavin Reiser
Farm Ambience by Jamie Nord
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Sat, 06 Jan 2024 15:00:00 -0000
Things go awry when Dr Lask's latest invention draws the unwanted ire of a particular theoretical physicist...
*Originally published 9/2/2023 on Wizard Scroll NIGHTS
All names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are entirely fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.
Starring Chris Bauso, Gavin Reiser & Krissi Williams
Episode Artwork by Jeff Pennington
Songs used: WIS-13, Meraki & Enceladus - Amie Waters ; Thermal Resolution- Tempest2000 OST ; Mayor's Meeting & Middle Boss Battle- Majora's Mask OST ; Trial & Cornered- Phoenix Wright OST ; Friend Area Stratos Lookout- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Juicy Streets- Nenor
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
PMD Explorers SFX Pack provided by James Yevon
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Introducing: Wizard Scroll NIGHTS
Sat, 30 Dec 2023 15:00:00 -0000
Welcome to Wizard Scroll NIGHTS: a cavalcade of interviews, one-off skits and other skullduggery that's too hot for the main feed.
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Song used: Passage into the MIrror of Truth- Equip
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3-11 | Quest to the Wizard's Basement pt4
Sat, 25 Nov 2023 15:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Krystall & Scarletta's dungeon crawl comes to its climactic conclusion. Will they retrieve the mana they need? Probably, but there's only one way to find out for sure...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall
Gabriel B as Scarletta J. Questmann
Skyler Giordano as Homunculus #1
James Hart as Several Homunculi
Kier Zhou as Morgan Pamsee
Gavin Reiser as Daniel
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: Agitated Swords- Marco Martini ; Sleepwalker- Semo ; Shark Alert- The Magnetic Buzz ; Dating Start, Dating Fight, Dating Tense, You Idiot, Your Best Nightmare & Finale- Toby Fox ; Save Room Sanctuary, Oneironaut & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Cataphatic- Amie Waters ; Confronting Myself- Lena Raine
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3-10 | Quest to the Wizard's Basement pt3
Sat, 28 Oct 2023 14:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
The wizard's basement dungeon lays claim to yet another victim...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall
Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann
Skyler Giordano as Homunculus #1 (Sweeny)
James Hart as Homunculi #2 & #3 (Todd & Fredrick)
Gavin Reiser as Daniel
Umbriel's Shadow as Lord Ovaltine
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: Palace Dream, Perfect Harmonic Cursebreaker, Mechanical Labyrinth, Coral Chamber, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Slithering Woe- Out of Flux ; In Steezus We Trust- Skyler Giordano ; In Search of Atman- Muma ; Dream Eater & Rayquaza Defeated- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Royalty Free Funky Weed Smoking Background Instrumental- Lion Free Music ; Jungle Temple- Jakub Pietras ; Deep Dark Jungle- Rhythm Scott
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3-09 | Quest to the Wizard's Basement pt2
Sat, 30 Sep 2023 14:00:00 -0000
Krystall, Scarletta and Wronghalf delve into the depths of the wizard's basement...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall
Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann
Gavin Reiser as Daniel & The Riddle Master
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Songs used: SGWB & Dark River- Amie Waters ; Flora Awakens, Heaven, Cloud Generator, Meta Crystal, Another Way In (SEWERS), Shadowed Cavern & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Crystal Palace Crawl & Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST ; Darkness Within- Matooma ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Fire Temple- LoZ Tears of the Kingdom OST ; Another Medium- Toby Fox ; Fitches Pulled at Random- Art Against Agony ; Monster from the Deep- Young Rich Pixies
PMD Explorers SFX Pack provided by James Yevon
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3-08 | Quest to the Wizard's Basement pt1
Sat, 26 Aug 2023 14:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Krystall and Scarletta begin their quest to Azataz the Wize's basement, and even meet a familiar face along the way...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Starring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann
Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall
Tim Jennings as King Rah'd'ny
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Songs used: WIS-13, Meraki & SN 1054- Amie Waters ; Cloud Generator & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; King K. Rool's theme- Donkey Kong Country OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Bartokani- Dan Zeitune ; Hurry! Hurry! & The Fierce Battle - Final Fantasy V OST ; Goron City- Ocarina of Time OST ; Goron Race- Majora's Mask OST ; Magma Cavern Pit, Mt. Thunder & Mt. Thunder Peak; PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Battle Against Dusknoir- PMD Explorers of Sky OST
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3-07 | Pirates of the Sparribean
Sat, 29 Jul 2023 14:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Azataz the Wize finds himself in a bit of a sticky wicket. Space pirates bro, they'll get'cha for sure...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Featuring Gavin Reiser as multiple space pirates
Show artwork by Nick Vanamee
Songs used: Liftoff & it was not death, for i stood up- Amie Waters ; Kings Rising & Bedlam Dusk- Ian Post ; Dating Start!, Heartache & Battle Against a True Hero - Toby Fox ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; When the Sunrise- Yehezkel Raz ; The Seven Seas- Zac Nelson ; Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip
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Sat, 24 Jun 2023 14:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Azataz goes to Space Wawa, high-jynx ensue...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall
Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Songs used: The Overview Effect, Trouvaille, (Track 12), Syzygy, Noche Oscura & Metanoia, - Amie Waters ; Equipped & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox
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3-05 | Look to Your Orb for the Warning
Sat, 27 May 2023 12:36:00 -0000
Azataz the Wize has just gots'ta get off-world and do it A$AP...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Featuring Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen & Krystall Everfall
Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: Glass Coffins- Sora Shima ; Chernoye Vedna the Black Witch- Ian Post ; In the Future, Through the Sea of Time & Sealed Ruin Pit- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Chill, Hip Shop & It's Raining Somewhere Else- Toby Fox ; A Vesel in Yellow and Red- Muma ; I Can't Help Myself- Captain Qubz ; Passage of Shifting Floors (COLLAPSE), D U N G E O N & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Thin Air- Roie Shpigler
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Thu, 20 Apr 2023 08:20:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Our intrepid heroes, the Saint Phatrick's Crew have spent the past year locked up in a jail cell. Will they be able to bust out in time for 4/20?
Starring: Chris Bauso as Shawn
Gavin Reiser as Marrikoth
Sky Fieri as Kai
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: Factory Panic, Meta Crystal- Equip ; Iceberg Lab & Ant Agony- Crash Twinsanity OST ; CORE, Hip Shop, Dating Start! & Another Medium- Toby Fox ; Friend Area Deep Sea Current- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Dungeon- Diablo 1 OST ; Outlaw Rockers- CustomMelody
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Sat, 29 Oct 2022 04:00:00 -0000
It all comes down to this... The climactic epic final showdown that'll make yo momma say 'DAMN BOYS I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO DVR THAT SHIT!'
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Special thanks to Tim Jennings for providing his vocal talent & his funnybone to the episode!
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: Monkey Fight Menu- Super Monkey Ball OST ; Zora's Domain (from OoT), Startup NEW GAME, & Birdman (from PilotWings 64) - Equip ; House TelaVV- Elad Perez ; Confronting Myself- Lena Raine ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Hulk Hogan's Theme- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis)
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3-03 | Live from the 8-Way Superslam
Sat, 24 Sep 2022 04:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
The 8-Way Superslam is well underway! Will Krystall the Raddest manage to smoke herself out of this situation?
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: Uka Uka- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Happy to Be Happy- Dapun ; Predator X (Live at Red Rocks '22)- KGLW ; The Staff, Ancient Ivy Atrium & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Confronting Myself- Lena Raine ; Abysmal Gale & Hulullúlulu - Art Against Agony ; Move Your Body- NAEMS ; Party is a Good Idea- CustomMelody
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Sat, 27 Aug 2022 04:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Krystall's getting sent straight to the big leagues, baby, just in time for THE EIGHT-WAY SUPERSLAM THIS SUNDAY NIGHT...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Special thanks to my friend Tim Jennings for providing his vocal talents to the episode!
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: Mystifying Forest & Sealed Ruin Pit- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Real American- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis) ; Confronting Myself- Lena Raine ; What's New- Ziv Moran ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Let the Good Times Roll- Evert Z ; Cloud Generator & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip
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3-01 | Welcome to Ryker's Island
Sat, 30 Jul 2022 04:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Krystall the Raddest & Don Gonjaro find themselves toe to toe with a perilous pair of foes...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Rock Slide Rumble & Slip Slide Ice Capades- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip
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Wed, 20 Apr 2022 08:20:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
In a world ruled by corrupt politicians, bureaucrats and narcs, it's up to the three High Elves, aka the St. Phatrick's Crew, aka Kai, Shawn & Marikoth to save the realm of Drakkus from the War on Drugs...
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Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: Factory Panic, Alchemist's C-o-r-r-i-d-o-r, & Turquiose Lounge- Equip ; Academy of Evil, Classroom Chaos, & Madame Amberly- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Stars Surfing- Raz Burg ; Open Space- Onyx Music ; Chase- Zelda Majora's Mask OST
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Sat, 22 Jan 2022 05:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Krystall's in peril! Will Scarletta and Schmoe be able to save her from the dastardly clutches of the Cool as Heck Orange Paladins?
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: Another Medium- Toby Fox ; Local Forecast (Slower)- Kevin MacLeod ; Umbra- Amie Waters ; Pushing Onwards- VVVVVV OST ; Pyramid Pass- CTTR OST ; Cavern Catastrophe, Totem Hokem & Uka Uka- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Desert Theme- Super Monkey Ball OST ; Sad Sun- Paper Mario OST ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip
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Fri, 31 Dec 2021 15:00:00 -0000
Krystall & Scarletta spend some quality time stranded in the middle of nowhere. Meanwhile, Schmoe continues the search for the Ancient Aliens' stash of sci-fi stuff...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: Meta Crystal (from Super Smash Bros), SILPH6 & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Han Tyumi the Confused Cyborg & The River (Live At Red Rocks '22)- KGLW ; The One Eyed Captain- Ian Post ; Thank you- Atronach's Aura ; Mas Feliz del Mundo- Ofir Atar
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Sat, 27 Nov 2021 15:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
The gang's search for the Ancient Alien stash of sci-fi stuff continues with the help of some of the locals...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
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Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: Tomb Town- Crash Tag Team Racing OST ; Huff N Puff's Theme, Dry Dry Desert, Dry Dry Ruins- Paper Mario OST ; Mas Feliz del Mundo- Ofir Atar ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip
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Sat, 30 Oct 2021 04:00:00 -0000
Things get a little bit hectic when Krystall, Scarletta, & Schmoe take a visit to the old watering hole...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: Shivoham- ARKA ; Like a Butterfly- Gan Raveh Ensemble ; Mas Feliz del Mundo- Ofir Atar ; For a Fistful of Spaghetti- Semo ; Siftah- Sahara ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip
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2-06 | Once & for All: For Real this Time
Sat, 19 Jun 2021 14:00:00 -0000
It's time for the ultimate showdown: good vs evil, life vs undeath, King Rah'd'ny vs Umbrelei the Lich Queen...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Drums of War- Will Van De Crommert ; Killviertel- Essentials ; Innocent People Don't Run- Three Short Stories ; In The Final- Mario & Luigi Bowser's Inside Story OST ; Dialga's Fight to the Finish! & Through the Sea of Time- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Run- Youth ; War Paint- Rhythm Scott
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2-05 | To Be the Man You Gotta Beat the Lizardman
Sat, 29 May 2021 14:00:00 -0000
Rah'd'ny is after that belt! Will Jinjax be able to contend with his kingly physique and defend his title?
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Bergentruckung, ASGORE & Megalovania- Toby Fox ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Real American- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis) ; Draw Your Sword- Kyle Preston ; Rooftop Rampage, 10th Dimension Lab, & Dingodile- Crash Twinsanity OST
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2-04 | Straight Outta Flyman Bog
Sat, 15 May 2021 14:00:00 -0000
Jinjax has punched his way all the way up to the championship match, but will he have the balls to take the title?
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.
Songs used: New GAIA, The Dream Begins Outside The Gates, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Fun Fun Fun (Instrumental Version)- Dimitrix ; Party is a Good Idea- CustomMelody ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Anthem of a Quirky Hipster- Rex Banner ; Humans Life Faster Music- Syncro ; Toxic - Asi C ; Real American- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis)
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Sat, 01 May 2021 12:19:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
King Rah'd'ny searches low and high for the Blade of Legend, aka the BFS, aka Big Pointy, aka the Anointed Eviscerator, aka the Dime'a'Dozen, etc...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.
Songs used: Escape Velocity- Amie Waters ; New GAIA (World Map), Touchstone, Heaven & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Waterfall Cave- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Fur Kainat- Muma ; Chase & Mayor's Meeting- Majora's Mask OST
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2-02 | Tavern Rescue (feat Don Snapper)
Sat, 03 Apr 2021 16:07:00 -0000
Nightlife expert / bar scientist Don Snapper helps restore the Timberfall Tavern to its former glory...
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.
Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: New GAIA (World Map) & Lichen-Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Into The Thick Of It- Secret of Mana OST ; In The Dead Of Night- Secret of Mana OST ; Rock Backing Track- Rob Galley ; TV Intro Music- Otho Molina ; Kuritza- Onyx Music ; BBQ- Art Against Agony ; Amp Plains- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Hopppaaa- Anthony Vega
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2-01 | Rah'd'ny: The Prequel Years
Sat, 20 Mar 2021 16:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Looks like The Wizard Scroll is BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!!!
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors and wizards with my own sick little twist.
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Background ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: New GAIA (World Map), Crestfallen Phantasm & Bygone Dreams- Equip ; Hidden Highland- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Cave theme & Hell theme- Diablo OST ; The Tomorrow War- Or Chausha ; Ressurrections- Lena Raine ; One Who Bares Fangs at God- Xenogears OST
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All I Want for Christmas is You
Sat, 05 Dec 2020 14:45:00 -0000
On this extra festive episode of The Wizard Scroll, Krystall and Scarletta make their great escape from the Demon Realm with the power of Christmas cheer...
*Originally published 12/3/2023
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall
Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann
Tim Jennings as Santaur
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Songs used: Uwa So Holiday, Snowdin Town, Shop, & Snowy- Toby Fox ; A Minor Key Christmas Medley- Chilly Gonzales ; No Copyright Music Christmas Instrumentals ; Christmas Is Here- The Delegates ; O Christmas Tree- Bob Hart ; All I Want for Christmas Is You Ukulele cover- Ukulele Cheats ; Greatest Gift of All- BalloonPlanet ; Vintage Christmas Tale- Young Rich Pixies ; We Wish You a Merry Christmas- idokay
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1-16 | All Hail the Son of a Lich
Sat, 11 Jul 2020 14:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Scores are soundly settled on this sensational season finale... OR ARE THEY???
*Originally published 7/13/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny
Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall
Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi & White Noise Jack
Songs used: New GAIA, CLOUD GENERATOR & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; The Duck, She Who Thirsts, Slightly Ov, Salience Bias & Batteries Are for Flashlights Not for Pickups- Art Against Agony ; Wok Like a Cowboy- Ofer Koren ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST
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Sat, 04 Jul 2020 14:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Rah'd'ny comes face to face with a wily old wizard who offers him a deal too good to pass up. Meanwhile, Krystall's search for the savage gets sidetracked by a sudden downpour of acid rain...
*Originally published 7/6/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny
Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson
Background Ambiences by White Noise Jack
Songs used: BREACH IN VICTORY- doseone ; New GAIA, Passage Into The Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Black Smoke Red Sun & Recursive- Qracle ; Quiet and Falling- Lena Raine ; Stickerbrush Symphony- DKC2 OST ; Seal- Jozeque
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1-14 | The Real Orcs of Wangtown: Fury Road
Sat, 27 Jun 2020 14:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Rah'd'ny's bounty is up for grabs! But who will have what it takes to bring him in?
*Originally published 6/29/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III & Himself
James Hart as Ita'dik
Gavin Reiser as Private Pjarts
Umbriel's Shadow as Ye Olde Piggly Wiggly's Cashier & Sheriff Skelebones
Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall
Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny
Kier Zhou as the Meta-Narrator
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: New GAIA, Alchemist's Corridor, Touchstone & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Attracting Drama- Rhythm Scott ; Thunderwave Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Kickstart My Heart (Doom Style MIDI)- ReMetallicMusic ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Enceladus- Amie Waters ; Boss Battle BGM & Level 3- Golden Axe Arcade OST ; Emerald Hill Zone- Sonic 2 OST ; Wacky Workbench (Present) & Wacky Workbench (Bad Future)- Sonic CD OST ; In the Future- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Black Smoke Red Sun- Qracle
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1-13 | Krystall's Declassified: Wizard Homeschool Survival Guide
Sat, 20 Jun 2020 14:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
It's Krystall's first day of magic lessons, though her new teacher's methods are quite unorthodox to say the least...
*Originally published 6/22/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
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Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall
Graham Capobianco as the Freaking Talking Horse
Umbriel's Shadow as the Sorcerer's Slice Employee
James Hart as Bobby O Clotworthy
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: New GAIA, Astral Observatory & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Foreboding- Lux Inspira ; Oddity Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Merlon's Hut- Paper Mario OST ; Sneaky Shenanigans- Charlie Ryan ; Pizza Time- Spider Man 2 OST ; Attracting Drama- Rhythm Scott ; Rock A Bye Baby- Kashido ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Axe Dreamer, Neural Hypertrophy, Meloncholy Moon, A Drink of Moonlight & Running on Chrome Sidewalks- Qracle
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Sat, 13 Jun 2020 14:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
The city of Pineville has been overrun by skelemen! But it's not all doom and gloom, because they just built a brand new, state of the art Superarena right in the middle of town!
*Originally published 6/15/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III
Gavin Reiser as Private Pjarts
James Hart as Ita'dik & Emperor Porkus
Gabriel B as Waffle Wench
Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny
Kier Zhou as Kier the Skeleman
Graham Capobianco as Giganticorpse
Umbriel's Shadow as Stinkass the Unbeatable & Scruffy the Janitor
Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Spanish Ladies- HillTopTrio ; The Fire Gate- Alex Grohl ; Uka Uka- Crash Twinsanity OST ; Africana Heat- Anthony Vega ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Royalty Free TV Intro Music ; Radio Loop- Portal OST ; Hulk Hogan's Theme- WWF Royal Rumble (Sega Genesis) ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Mystic Mansion- Sonic Heroes OST ; Bloody Tears- Castlevania II OST ; 3000 Miles to Shell City- Spongebob Movie Game OST
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Sat, 06 Jun 2020 14:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
The eve of the double full moon has finally arrived. Azataz & Krystall are in their fanciest attire as they attend the Lich Queen's royal ball. But will Azataz' plan go according to plan?
*Originally published 6/8/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall & Umbrelei the Lich Queen
Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Pre-production assembly by Jon Anderson
Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard, Jon Anderson & Strawberry Porg
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: New GAIA, GATECRASHING, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Feel So Good 71, 75 Forever Freestyle, Highway 1976, The Tale of Tarzan and Jane 1979 & Take Me Higher- WEARETHEGOOD ; Long Elevator- Toby Fox ; Dungeon- Diablo 1 OST
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Sat, 30 May 2020 14:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
When the Lich Queen crashes the Wiz-Stock festival, only one man has what it takes to put an end to her reign of terror once and for all...
*Originally published 6/1/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Starring Tim Jennings as Rah'd'ny
Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire I
Krissi Williams as Orcmarie Orcmire
Jon Anderson as Willie D Nelson
"Unlucky Man" performed by Ace D Wizard
"National Anthem (Peel off your skin edition)" performed by Chris RR Bauso
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Pre-production assembly by Jon Anderson
Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: New GAIA (2018) & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Vivre Dans Un Reve- The Magnetic Buzz ; Hulk Hogan's Theme- WWF Royal Rumble OST ; Tide- Sandy Pierce ; Do You Really Wanna Know; Captain Qubz ; Lemon Popsicle & Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Upper Steam Cave, Steam Cave, Palkia's Onslaught, In the Future, Temporal Tower, Sky Peak Final Pass & Mt Bristle- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; We Won't Survive- Assaf Ayalon ; Nowhere- Ziv Moran
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Sat, 23 May 2020 14:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
The Black Demon Society rocks the everloving socks off everybody in the Timberfall Tavern. Meanwhile, Krystall meets a peculiar old wizard with a penchant for murder...
*Originally published 5/25/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Starring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall & Orc Maiden
Mark Levins as Farky Mark
Kier Zhou as the Meta-Narrator
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard, Jon Anderson & Mark Levins
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: Bang Bang, My Ever After, Real Shit Boi & You Da Devil- Where's Lulu? ; Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy- Ace ; World of Absolutes- Field of Giants ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Warriors of the Past- Taheda ; Crash and Burn- Kissing Candice ; Abysmal Gale- Art Against Agony ; Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip
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1-08 | A Wizard Walks Into a Bar
Sat, 16 May 2020 14:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
With news of Umbrelei the Lich Queen's return, Azataz the Wize must now face his greatest challenge yet... Talking to women...
*Originally published 5/18/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Featuring Krissi Williams as Umbrelei the Lich Queen, Orc Maiden & Krystall Everfall
Gabriel B as Dwarf Maiden & Gnome Maiden
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: New GAIA, SHOP, EQUIP Menu & Flora Awakens- Equip ; Merlee's Mansion- Super Paper Mario OST ; Chernoye Ved'ma The Black Witch- Ian Post ; Hip Shop & CORE- Toby Fox ; Young Wild and Alive, Run Away, Take Me Higher & Impossible- WEARETHEGOOD ; At a Medium Pace Instrumental- Stingray Music Karaoke (Original Song by Adam Sandler) ; Bang Bang- Where's Lulu?
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Sat, 09 May 2020 14:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Gregorc has finally awoken from his sixty-nine hour coma, aghast at the sight of his new sandy surroundings...
*Originally published 5/11/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Starring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III
Gavin Reiser as Private Pjarts
James Hart as Ita'dik
Jon Anderson as Young Pjarts
Tim Baljet as Bjorc & the skeleman formerly known as Bjorc
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Pre-production assembly by Jon Anderson
Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: New GAIA, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Town- Diablo 1 OST ; Tutankoopa's Threats, Dry Dry Desert, Dry Dry Desert Oasis, Huff N Puff's Theme & Mysterious Dry Dry Outpost- Paper Mario OST ; Wave Out- Muma ; Slipsand Galaxy- Super Mario Galaxy 2 OST ; Dry Dry Ruins- Mario Kart Wii OST
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1-06 | The Real Orcs of Wangtown
Sat, 02 May 2020 14:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
In the sprawling orc capital city of Wangtown, Gregorc finally manages to lose his virginity, and nothing else important happens I swear...
*Originally published 5/4/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Featuring Ace D Wizard as Gregorc Orcmire III & Homeless Orc
Kier Zhou as the Meta-Narrator & Mime
Krissi Williams as Jess'orca Orcly & Female Orc
Gavin Reiser as Pirate Orc
Jon Anderson as Secret Service Orc
Umbriel's Shadow as several orcs
Pelle Frid as several orcs
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Jon Anderson
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Mt Horn- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Waltz for Europa- Rex Banner ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; sans, Live Report, Death Report & Anticipation- Toby Fox ; Innocent People Don't Run & Hulullúlulu- Art Against Agony ; Storytime at the Rotten Raccoon- Idokay ; Sinister- CK Martin ; JENOVA- Final Fantasy 7 Remake OST ; My Hero (Foo Fighters) MIDI- MidiFileMan
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1-05 | The Beast of Mt Schytcicle
Sat, 25 Apr 2020 14:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Krystall arrives at the final sanctum of the Frosted Dungeon and finds the mcguffin! But the abominable beast lurking about won't give it up without a fight...
*Originally published 4/27/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Featuring: Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall
Tim Jennings as Santaur
Billy Mays as Himself
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Songs used: New GAIA & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Starjump- Lena Raine ; Monster from the Deep- Young Rich Pixies ; Mystifying Forest- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Danger- Final Fantasy V OST ; Bullet Hell Yes, What the Lead Lord Reap & Hulk Melting- doseone ; Toy Shed Blues- Randy Sharp ; Winter Bliss- Castle Crashers OST ; Rayquaza Defeated- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Uwa So Holiday, Snowdin Town, Shop & Snowy- Toby Fox
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Sat, 18 Apr 2020 14:00:00 -0000
Krystall Everfall quests her way through the Frosted Dungeon, deep in the heart of Mount Schytcicle, in search of a most powerful mcguffin indeed...
*Originally published 4/20/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Featuring Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall
Gavin Reiser as the Trolls
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Pre-production assembly by Jon Anderson
Writing assistance by Ace D Wizard & Gavin Reiser
Songs used: New GAIA, & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Spirit of Hospitality, Checking In, In the Mirror, Heart of the Mountain & Prologue- Lena Raine ; Mt. Freeze, Mt. Freeze Peak & Dream Eater- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Circus Minute- Orion Williams; Shop Keep's Suite- Enter the Gungeon OST ; Old MacDonald Had A Farm- Kashido ; Waterfall Cave- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Metal Crusher, Here We Are & Amalgam- Toby Fox ; Fun Fun Fun- Dimitrix
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1-03 | Venture Forth to the Frosted North
Sat, 11 Apr 2020 14:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Wronghalf the reverse-centaur is tasked with delivering a fanny-pack full of letters to Santaur in time for Christmas. Though his lack of arms, hooves and a torso aren’t making things easy for him…
*Originally published 4/13/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Thank you to Dumbgeons & Dragons for sponsoring today's episode!
Featuring Umbriel's Shadow as Steve
DT Carel as Peter
Tim Jennings as The Chieftan
Krissi Williams as Krystall Everfall
Jon Anderson as Goblin #2
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Pre-production assembly by Jon Anderson
Songs used: New GAIA, Oedo Town, DUNGEON, Outside the Gates, Skytrot & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Family Guy MIDI- KohiHD ; Goron Village & Chase- LoZ Majora's Mask OST ; Frosty Forest, Frosty Grotto & Friend Area Cryptic Cave- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; No Copyright Christmas Music (Free Download) ; Opening Theme- Final Fantasy VI OST
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Sat, 04 Apr 2020 14:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
Azataz and his latest abomination set their sights on Ashtown’s remaining populace. The perilous pair are on the prowl, and will not stop their dark hunt until no one is left to stand against them…
*Originally published 4/6/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Featuring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann
Ace D Wizard as several villagers
Jon Anderson as several villagers
Nakita Ivanof as the villager who gets chokeslammed
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Pre-production assembly by Jon Anderson
Songs used: New GAIA, Passage into the Mirror of Truth & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; The Night Raven- Ian Post ; Planet's Paralysis, Sealed Ruined Pit & Battle Against Dusknoir- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Juicy Streets- Nenor ; Prologue- Lena Raine ; Personality Quiz, Mt Thunder & Mt Thunder Peak - PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; Stuck in the Middle with You cover by Chris Bauso
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Sat, 28 Mar 2020 14:00:00 -0000
CONTENT WARNING: This episode contains adult language, depictions of violence, drug use, and/or sexually sensitive material.
The villagers of Ashtown have had enough of Azataz the Wize’s torment and tomfoolery, so they collectively decide to march on his tower. However, the old dawdling geezer has a few tricks up his wizard sleeve to send these townsfolk running for their lives…
*Originally published 3/30/2024
THE WIZARD SCROLL is written, read, performed and edited by me, Chris RR Bauso. Tales of high fantasy, warriors, wizards and laser guns with my own sick little twist.
Featuring Gabriel B as Scarletta J Questmann & Scarletta's mother
Umbriel's Shadow as several villagers, the Elf Scout & several skelemen
Jon Anderson as several villagers
Ace D Wizard as several villagers
Show Artwork by Nick Vanamee
Pre-production assembly by Jon Anderson
Background Ambiences by Michael Ghelfi
Songs Used: New GAIA, Peaceful Clearing, Pontiff's Pass, Astral Observatory, Perfect Harmonic Cursebreaker & Lichen Encrusted Chamber- Equip ; Hidden Land & Hidden Highland- PMD Explorers of Sky OST ; Hip Shop- Toby Fox ; Dream Eater & Magma Cavern Pit- PMD Rescue Team DX OST ; The Misty Lake- Ian Post ; The Battle & The Fierce Battle- Final Fantasy V OST ; Death Addder- Golden Axe OST
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