Try Not To Die
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Creator: Try Not To Die Podcast
Full cast Fantasy Longform Audio RPG
Synopsis:
From captain to cog! In Campaign 3: Oddjobs, no-nonsense goblin Jassifer finds herself on the other side of death... and the universe. She’ll have to clock in at a cosmic corporation (and tackle some serious debt) before she can make her way back home. Dungeon Master Noah Perito and player Lisa Condemi lead this tight-knit D&D dramedy.
Language: English
Format: Audio RPG
RPG system: Dungeons & Dragons
Continuity: Longform
Writing: Improvised
Voices: Full cast
Genres: Fantasy
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Episodes:
Fri, 09 May 2025 20:13:00 -0000
Rozhok, Ziggy, and the Lord Benedict delve deep into the hidden temple of the Little Maker... Spoiler warning - this story is set between the first and second Dune novels, so if you haven't read Dune or seen the film bear in mind you're going to encounter some HEAVY spoilers. If you enjoyed this and are interested in more Dune content, check out Gom Jabbar wherever you listen to podcasts! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi "Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound "gun-cocking-sound" - theartguild of Freesound.org "shotscifipowerdownbuildshorthighs" - cjdeets of Freesound.org "bullet-ricochet" - aust-paul of Freesound.org Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
Tue, 06 May 2025 18:50:00 -0000
Dropping in to give a quick update from Oddjobs (and TNTD) HQ! May and June are ONCE AGAIN GOING TO BE INSANE so stay tuned for future updates - there's still plenty of content coming up (especially on our Patreon). Check out the Gom Jabbar podcast wherever you get your podcasts, and Act I and II of Dungeons of Dune right before this memo! Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.
Fri, 25 Apr 2025 13:01:00 -0000
Off the Golden Path... We re-join Rozhok and Dr. Ziggy huddled in the wreckage of a House Borgene vessel, desperate to survive a Coriolis Storm… Spoiler warning - this story is set between the first and second Dune novels, so if you haven't read Dune or seen the film bear in mind you're going to encounter some HEAVY spoilers. This is also the SECOND EPISODE so make sure you listen to Act I first! If you enjoyed this and are interested in more Dune content, check out Gom Jabbar wherever you listen to podcasts! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "wind-blowing-and-howling-in-a-barbed-fence-on-the-ground-desert-chile" - felixblume “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless otherwise linked. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
Fri, 25 Apr 2025 13:00:00 -0000
HELLO AND WELCOME TO THE GOM JABBAR X TNTD CROSSOVER EPISODE! In this Dune themed mini-campaign, DM Noah takes hosts Abu and Leo of the Lore Party podcast Gom Jabbar off the Golden Path and on a wild worm adventure in the Dune-iverse. Spoiler warning - this story is set between the first and second Dune novels, so if you haven't read Dune or seen the film bear in mind you're going to encounter some HEAVY spoilers! If you enjoyed this and are interested in more Dune content, check out Gom Jabbar wherever you listen to podcasts! ACT II OUT NOW! That's right this is a DOUBLE DROP!!! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmineiro "flesh-rip" - alvarojmarquez "wind-blowing-and-howling-in-a-barbed-fence-on-the-ground-desert-chile" - felixblume "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "helicopter-ride-interior-omni-mics-roland-r26" - gladkiy “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind "Explosion 01" - tommccaann “Portal-idle” - couchhero "Klaxon Alarm Sound" - thatSFXguy "Electric Sparks, Railway, A.wav" - InspectorJ "crashing" - smmassuda "fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless otherwise linked. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Media Musings: Knightriders (1981)
Tue, 22 Apr 2025 22:19:00 -0000
GET ON YOUR BIKES AND RIDE! In this, our 50th Content Surge, we are joined by Caleb, Conner (@ConnerHowardVO), and Michael (@farristhewheel) of our network Lore Party to discuss the diesel-fueled Ren Fair Drama, Knightriders! In case you missed it, LAST WEEK we released the ENTIRE SCORE of campaign 2 in honor of Musemakers 1 year anniversary!!! You can listen to it NOW wherever you get your music so go check it out: Musemakers (Official Podcast Soundtrack) As you can see we are continuing the celebration by releasing this episode of Media Musings, the media review series we've begun posting on our patreon at the $10 tier. Thank you for your patience - we've got a VERY SPECIAL DOUBLE FEATURE GOM JABBAR X TNTD CROSSOVER EPISODE coming out THIS FRIDAY! DM Noah will be running a Dune-themed Dungeons and Dragons campaign that features the hosts of the amazing Dune podcast Gom Jabbar - so stay tuned!!! More schedule updates will come next week, so for now we hope you enjoyed and please check out our illustrious guests in the links below! Caleb Conner Howard Michael Farris Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. All music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.
Tue, 08 Apr 2025 13:00:00 -0000
Oops - accidentally hit reply all and sent this to everyone in the multiverse... TL;DR The lovely Lisa will be out adventuring on their honeymoon (WISH THEM ALL THE LOVE!!!) so we will be taking a mini-haitus until the end of April! We will be releasing an episode of our (normally) patreon exclusive podcast "Media Musings", and Noah will be doing a crossover campaign with the incredible Dune podcast Gom Jabbar releasing in their feed! Stay tuned for more updates and until next time, try not to die! Produced by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: censorbeep5s - bthv of Freesound.org Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Oddjobs (Arc 4) | Ch. 5: Home, Sweet Home
Tue, 01 Apr 2025 13:00:00 -0000
What makes a home a home? Jass tours the final few apartments on her list, before she and Goo have an explosive encounter on the WYRM! Join our $5 tier to watch the vodcast of this episode (which heavily features Lisa's cat, Clover), plus the Afterlife, our Patreon-exclusive talkback show where we discuss the plot, DM tips, conspiracies (and where all the wild bits get unleashed)! Thank you to our wonderful network Lore Party Media - check out their shows here! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Bamf” - themfish “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Crowd-in-panic” - ienba “Crashing” - smmassuda “Tires-squeaking” - Rutgermuller “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “00375-saloon-doors-2” - robinhood76 “Smashing-an-acoustic-guitar” - mystovski “Whip-crack” - scifisounds “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “metalrattle_drawbridge” - jorickhoofd “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fx-beep-bomb-countdown-3” - tilidesign All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.
Oddjobs (Arc 4) | Ch. 4: Commuter Conflicts
Tue, 25 Mar 2025 14:21:00 -0000
Still considering her housing options, Jassifer runs into some nasty transit delays... and another reminder of home. Shout out Joey's Journey for the inspiration for the bar brawl mechanic. His website looks to be offline but if it goes back up we will post the link here! And thank you as always to our network, Lore Party Media, as well as our wonderful patrons over on Patreon! We're watching Knightriders by George A Romero for the $10 tier this month and it was a blast to record! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Bamf” - themfish “Nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Arcane Sword” - Michaël Ghelfi “Wall of Fire” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion” - tommccann “Crashing” - smmassuda “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller “Car-driving-ambience” - priesjensen “Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv “Censorbeep5s” - bthv All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Oddjobs (Arc 4) | Ch. 3: The Hunt Begins
Tue, 18 Mar 2025 13:00:00 -0000
Home is where you hang your shortsword! Jassifer rides the Wyrm and explores new boroughs on her search for an apartment. The biggest THANK YOU always goes to our wonderful patrons, who support the show with a few bucks a month in exchange for the vodcast version of our show, musical downloads, monthly bonus episodes, and our post-arc talkback show, The Afterlife. And special thanks as always to our network, Lore Party Media - check out their shows here! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Bamf” - themfish “Nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Coins-fall-2” - belanhud All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Oddjobs (Arc 4) | Ch. 2: Bless This Mess
Tue, 11 Mar 2025 13:00:00 -0000
Our Oddjobs employees clock out for the first time since Jassifer's resurrection. Jassifer gets a reminder of home. Join our Patreon and get the vodcast version of the show for as little as $1 or if you're a MILLIONAIRE like Odessa (just guessing, Noah) you can spend $5/$10 to get access to our talk-back show, The Afterlife, and our monthly bonus episode, the Content Surge. (Last month's Content Surge starred Clover and Jassifer and uhhh let's just say Noah didn't go easy on us...) Thank you to our network, Lore Party Media! Check out their shows! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Bamf” - themfish “Walking-into-chambers-street-station-as-a-train-arrives-nyc-subway” - ericnorcross81 “Nyc-subway-3” - joliusnyren “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Record Scratch” - Luffy “Books-falling” - theshaggyfreak “Cha-ching” - deleted_user_96253 “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “coffeemachine_-full” - maretty21 All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Oddjobs (Arc 4) | Ch. 1: The Small Print
Tue, 04 Mar 2025 14:00:00 -0000
ARC 4 PREMIERE! Having returned from their first Oddjobs mission together, Jass and Clover meet with Odessa to discuss their profits... and their debts. Thank you to our wonderful network, Lore Party Media! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Record Scratch” - Luffy “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Teleport” - outroelison “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Bamf” - themfish “Vehicle-smal_car_burnout_version-1” - Scott_snailham “Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller “Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv “Elevator-ding” - colliershs-colinlib “elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro “Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02 “doorgate_a-heavy-metal-door-on-the-garden-gate_2m - newlocknew “metalrattle_drawbridge” - jorickhoofd “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Whip-crack” - sci-fi sounds “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Coins-fall-2” - belanhud “turnstile_rx” - strikingtwice Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Tue, 25 Feb 2025 14:00:00 -0000
Could this have been an email? Perhaps - but then you wouldn't get to hear us bully Fetch more! We'll be back NEXT WEEK with the first episode of Arc 4 of Oddjobs! In the meantime, check out our Patreon for monthly bonus episodes (the Content Surge!) and our talkback show that is released every month (the Afterlife!) Plus the musical soundtrack to the show, and plenty of other tasty behind the scenes content! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito Sound Effects: censorbeep5s - bthv of Freesound.org Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Oddjobs (Arc 3) | Ch. 6: A Job Well Done
Tue, 18 Feb 2025 14:00:00 -0000
There are two sides to every story... Face to face with the magistrate of Stincan's Gowt, Jassifer and Clover investigate the disappearance of Zuria's egg, and the town guards' involvement. Catch bonus episodes, our talkback show The Afterlife, and the vodcast on our Patreon! And thank you to Lore Party Media - our incredible network which hosts many other wonderful shows you should check out! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Magic-missiles” - spookymodem “Bamf” - themfish “Crashing” - smmassuda “Bank-vault-combination-lock-sound-v3” - pixeliota “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv “Vehicle-smal_car_burnout_version-1” - Scott_snailham “Car-driving-ambience” - priesjensen “Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Record scratch” - Luffy “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Teleport” - outroelison All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Oddjobs (Arc 3) | Ch. 5: A Light in the Woods
Tue, 11 Feb 2025 14:00:00 -0000
On the hunt for new mother Zuria's missing egg, Jassifer and Clover face the spirits of the forest... and some small-town bureaucracy. Thanks as always to our network: Lore Party Media! Check out their ongoing shows over at loreparty.com Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Lightnincrash” - noisenoir “Electric-zap” - michael-grinnell “Electric-wire-03” - gleaner de sons “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun With Sound “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Submarine-sonar” - breviceps “Car-door-open-05” - pnmcarrierailfan “Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv “Vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - Scott_snailham “foliage_rustling_001” - duckduckpony “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Renault-master-f3500-dci135-foley-horn-outside-mono” - soundholder “Key-fob” - shakaharu “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Oddjobs (Arc 3) | Ch. 4: The Mother in Me
Tue, 04 Feb 2025 14:00:00 -0000
Jassifer and Clover get a front-row seat to Zuria's tour of terror, before word of a younglin' complicates matters. Thank you to our network: Lore Party Media. Check out their ongoing shows over at loreparty.com! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Big Water Splash” - qubodup of Freesound.org “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Cha-ching” - deleted_user_96253 on Freesound.org “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1 on Freesound.org “Coins-fall-2” - belanhud on Freesound.org Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
Oddjobs (Arc 3) | Ch. 3: Sink or Swim
Tue, 28 Jan 2025 14:00:00 -0000
While seeking out the dragon that terrorizes Stincan's Gowt, Jassifer and Clover encounter more local wildlife - including a group of die-hard acid-heads. Thank you to our lovely patrons on Patreon! They give us a few bucks each month, and in return get access to monthly bonus episodes, the soundtrack of the show, our talk-back show The Afterlife which releases every arc, and more! And thank you as always to our beloved network: Lore Party Media! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Walking-through-thick-wet-mud-2” - walthamstow_walker “Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Wood splintering (1 break)” - wavecal22 “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - craigsmith “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Latex-gloves-box-pull-glove-out” - leonelmail “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “foliage_rustling_001” - duckduckpony “Record-scratch” - Buffy “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Whip-crack” - scifisounds All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
Oddjobs (Arc 3) | Ch. 2: Rule Breakers
Tue, 21 Jan 2025 14:00:00 -0000
Jassifer and Clover wade knee-deep into the acidic drama of small village Stincan's Gowt, and learn that Oddjobs' intervention isn't always welcome everywhere. Special thanks to our Patreon patrons, who donate to the show and in exchange get access to episodes both early and bonus, behind the scenes content from campaigns, the soundtrack of the show, and more. Thanks also to our network: Lore Party Media! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Glass-smash” - chewiesmissus “egg_shells_cracked_mimicking_bone_breaking” - artninja “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Crashing” - smmassuda “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - craigsmith “Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv “vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham “Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Gloves-latex-rubber-snap” - kyles All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Oddjobs (Arc 3) | Ch. 1: First Day on the Job
Tue, 14 Jan 2025 14:00:00 -0000
Ever have just the craziest first day at work ever? Jassifer and Clover LEAP into their first mission from HQ: traveling to a new world to help a village named Stincan's Gowt with their dragon-related issues. Special thanks to our network, Lore Party Media; and to our patrons for their support! You can become a Patreon patron for as little as $1 a month and still support the show! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Elevator-ding” - collierhscolinlib “elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Tires-squeaking” - rutgermuller “Teleport” - outroelison “Teleport-24b” - blendcache “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Bamf” - themfish “Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Car-door-open-and-close-2” - nachtmahrtv “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Tue, 17 Dec 2024 14:00:00 -0000
Thank you employees for your hard work this year. While we only acknowledge the FISCAL year's end, we WILL grant your requested PTO. See you in January for your first mission! And if you miss us before then, check out our Patreon, where we'll be releasing a very special Oddjobs-themed holiday episode! (And a reminder you can also watch ad-free vodcasts and get tons of bonus content (like our after-show, monthly hour+ long episodes, the digital score to the show, and more) there... there being on our Patreon!!! We could NOT make this show without our gorgeous, tragic patrons!) Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito
Oddjobs (Arc 2) | Ch. 4: Team Meeting
Tue, 10 Dec 2024 14:00:00 -0000
OFFICIALLY onboarded as an employee of Oddjobs LLC, it's time for Jass to get a tour of HQ and meet a few of her... unusual coworkers. Next on our Patreon: the Afterlife (our exclusive Patreon aftershow) and a special Oddjobs themed holiday episode! Special thanks to Bodie @bodieh https://www.slowquest.com/ for letting us use his Magi-Vend! Support him on his Patreon: https://www.slowquest.com/patreon Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Thank you to our network, Lore Party Media! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti “Elevator-ding” - collierhs-colinlib “Elevator” - kgarman314 “elevator_strange_grinding” - zabuhailo “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Klaxon Alarm Sound” - Lord Sandwich “Bamf” - themfish “Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02 All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Lord Sandwich, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Oddjobs (Arc 2) | Ch. 3: Trial Period
Tue, 03 Dec 2024 14:00:00 -0000
An interview with Odessa Magisteria, the CEO of Oddjobs: what an opportunity! Now Jassifer just needs to make it out through the trial process... alive. Special thanks to our network, Lore Party Media; and to our patrons for their support! You can become a Patreon patron for as little as $1 a month and still support the show! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant” - silencyo__silencyo “Whip-crack” - scifisounds “Bam” - themfish “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Glass-smash” -chewiesmiss All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Oddjobs (Arc 2) | Ch. 2: The Interview
Tue, 26 Nov 2024 14:00:00 -0000
Arriving at Oddjobs HQ, Jassifer meets the mysterious woman in charge, and makes the most of a unique employment opportunity! We're a proud Lore Party Media podcast! Check out their other shows, and check out our Patreon as well, where we release bonus content every month - like this month's Content Surge, where we're watching and reviewing Krull (1983)! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti “Nyc-ambience” - purpleaux “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Crashing” - smmassuda “Car-door-opening-05” - pnmcarrierailfan “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Doorbells-5”? - happyband “Radio07” - theplax “Apartment-entrance-someone-buzzed-in-door-open-hallway-steps-echo-bgsound” - Kyles “Hp-office-keyboard” - Geoff-bremner-audio “High-performance-car-engine-turning-over-wont-start” - mrrap4food “Elevator-ding” - colliershs-colinlib “Arcane Gate” - Michaël Ghelfi “01-elevator-up” - soundslikewillem “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi “Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Bamf” - themfish “Record scratch” - Luffy “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “High Heels Sound Effect” - background sound effects All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, background sound effects, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Oddjobs (Arc 2) | Ch. 1: Carpool Chaos
Tue, 19 Nov 2024 14:00:00 -0000
Fleeing the lich formerly known as Grimgrave's rotten lair, Jassifer hitches a (bumpy) ride with Clover. Their destination? Oddjobs Headquarters. We're a proud Lore Party Media podcast! Check out their other shows, and check out our Patreon as well, where we are working hard to release bonus content multiple times EVERY! SINGLE! MONTH! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti “Crashing” - smmassuda “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Device-powering-up” - spoonsandlessspoons “Bamf” - themfish “Nyc-ambience” - purpleaux “Crowd-in-panic” - ienba “Vehicle-small_car_burnout_version-1” - scott_snailham “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan “Time-slow-down” - Patricklieberkind “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Horse Gallop Sound Effect” - Sound Effect Database All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Tue, 12 Nov 2024 14:00:00 -0000
Thank you, honored employees, for your hard work through Arc 1 of our newest campaign. We'll be back in office next Tuesday, with the first episode of Arc 2! Then it's off to Oddjobs HQ for orientation - bring a pencil and your resurrected soul. <3 (And a reminder you can watch ad-free vodcasts and get tons of bonus content (like our after-show, monthly hour+ long episodes, the digital score to the show, and more) on our Patreon. We could NOT make this show without our stunning beautiful patrons!) Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito
Oddjobs (Arc 1) | Ch. 4: Exit Strategy
Tue, 05 Nov 2024 14:00:00 -0000
In this finale of Arc I of Oddjobs, Jass and Clover fight their way out of the dungeon formerly known as Grimgrave's lair, encountering cultists and the world's worst designated driver. We'll be off next week between arcs but BACK on November 19th with the first episode of Arc 2! You can hear ad-free episodes, watch the vodcast version of our show, access our musical library for your own D&D sessions, and listen to hundreds of hours of bonus content (like monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife), all on our Patreon! We're a proud member of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicated to celebrating the power of stories. You can come chat about the show in our Discord channel! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti “Catacombs” - Swordcoast Soundscapes “Record Scratch” - Luffy “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crashing” - smmassuda “Glass-smash” - chewiesmissus “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “High-performance-car-engine-turning-over-won’t-start” - mrrap4food “Vintage Army Jeep Driving Off Road Sound Effect” - Sound Effect Database “Time-slow-down” - Patricklieberkind “Timestop” - damnsatinist “Bamf” - themfish Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sound Effect Database, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.
Oddjobs (Arc 1) | Ch. 3: New Hire
Tue, 29 Oct 2024 13:00:00 -0000
Jassifer and Clover dungeon delve... in reverse. Watch out for Goo. You can hear ad-free episodes, watch the vodcast version of our show, access our musical score for your own D&D sessions, and listen to hundreds of hours of bonus content (like monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife), all on our Patreon! We're a proud member of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicated to celebrating the power of stories. You can come chat about the show in our Discord channel! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti “Catacombs” - Swordcoast Soundscapes “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Crashing” - smmassuda Additional sound effects by Noah Perito. All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
Oddjobs (Arc 1) | Ch. 2: In Debt
Tue, 22 Oct 2024 13:00:00 -0000
New quest, new me~ Jassifer wakes up under a brand new contract. You can hear ad-free episodes, watch the vodcast version of our show, access our musical score for your own D&D sessions, and listen to hundreds of hours of bonus content (like monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife), all on our Patreon! We're a proud member of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicated to celebrating the power of stories. You can come chat about the show in our Discord channel! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti “Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey “Glass-smash” - chewiesmissus “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
Oddjobs (Arc 1) | Ch. 1: The End
Tue, 15 Oct 2024 13:00:00 -0000
Hello, and welcome... to Oddjobs! In this season premiere, we meet Jassifer the no-nonsense goblin commander at the pinnacle of her greatest mission: defeating Grimgrave, the powerful lich that resides over her cursed land of Erdheim... The next episode (Chapter 2: In Debt) will be released to our patrons at 10am EST TODAY! You can find it and tons of other bonus content on our Patreon. We are thrilled to be a new part of Lore Party Media, a network of podcasts dedicated to celebrating the power of stories! You can come chat about the show in our Discord channel! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti “Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Waterfall-small-d” - inspectorj “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, OmarSounds, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
Campaign 3: Oddjobs | Session 0
Tue, 08 Oct 2024 13:00:00 -0000
We are SO back! Next Tuesday, October 15th, we launch ourselves into a new campaign, a new world, new characters, new allies and foes - but the same old us - with the first episode of Campaign 3: Oddjobs! We are thankful + psyched to be part of Lore Party Media. Check out their shows at loreparty.com! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi
How to Try Not To Die! (An Intro to D&D Podcasts)
Tue, 01 Oct 2024 13:00:00 -0000
Ever wanted to listen to Try Not To Die, or another great Dungeons & Dragons podcast, but literally have no idea what is going on? Trying to get your grandma into the show? Just want to get into tabletop roleplaying games in general? Here's a quick primer on the mechanics of D&D 5E and how they play into an actual-play! Send this to your grandma! Now! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Simulated wood crash 02” - Jagadamba “Wood splintering” - craigsmith “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Explosion 01” - tommccann Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Tue, 16 Jul 2024 13:00:00 -0000
GREETINGS ADVENTURERS! We hope you're enjoying your summer - just popping in to give an update of what's going on this for US this summer as well as when you can expect new mainfeed content. Thank you as always for your support, and until next time, TRY NOT TO DIE! Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: "Daytime Forest" - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
Musemakers - Ch 9: Stories (Part 2)
Tue, 09 Apr 2024 13:00:00 -0000
And we’re back! The finale of Musemakers continues with the ninth challenge: 3 Bards. 3 stories. 1 wish on the line. Who will be the one to amuse the muses? Thank you all for supporting us through this, our second campaign - words cannot express how grateful we are to have you as a fan of the show. We of course have to give a special thanks to our Eldritch patrons - ALL HAIL! Anita, Any Major Dude, Ashley, Becca B, Bugroots, Colleen, Coll and Ian, Eclair, Elana, Emily, Grace, Hope, Jacob, James, Jeff, Joey, Karen, Kate, Katie, Leo, May, Morgan, Nat, Nekola, Paige, Patrick, Roni, Sahara, and of course, our PRODUCER PADDY Patrick Brandstätter and PRODUCER DADDIES Drew Bailey, Sam Golden, Becca Mount and Rose Evelyn Campbell - we thank you for these podcasting powers, and promise to raise hell in your names! If you would like to become an eldritch patron check out our Patreon! We will be posting bonus content throughout our break between campaigns, so go sign up to get access to that and HUNDREDS of hours of bonus content we've already released! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Small Marketplace” - Sword coast Soundscapes “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Sitcom Laughter Applause” - Gaming Sound Effect “Microphone Feedback” - Sound FX “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Big Switch Sound Effects” - All Sounds “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Crowd-in-panic” - ienba “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Bamf” - themfish “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion with Ear Ringing” - Royalty Free FX “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “01326-falling-broken-mandoline-1” - robinhood76 “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Flesh-rip” - alvarojmarquez “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Teleport” - outroelison “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Snapping-chain_1” - cosmicembers “Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
Musemakers - Ch 9: Stories (Part I)
Tue, 26 Mar 2024 13:00:00 -0000
Welcome... to the FINALE of Musemakers! In this first installment of our tale's finale, the curtain begins to fall- and so does the facade. Join us on Patreon for monthly bonus content and our post-episode talk-back show, The Afterlife! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master“Lightningcrash” - noisenoir“Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b“Magpie” - straget“Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound“Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76“Champagne Glass” - idabrandao“Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes“Portal-idle” - couchhero“Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi“Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone“Crashing” - Smmassuda “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Tue, 12 Mar 2024 13:00:00 -0000
This time... on Musemakers! There exist secrets, past and present. Only the stars may illuminate the path to the truth. Join us on Patreon for our monthly talk-back show and bonus episodes! Your support is priceless to us. <3 Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Swimming Breaking Surface” - 13gpanskavalachristoffer “Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Water Dripping” - noahtheinfuriator “Timber-tree-falling-1” - matt_beer “Real T-Rex” - Studiomod “City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Laugh-group-of-children” - funwithsound “brazilian_waterfall_river” - superstudiobr “Crowd-boo” - deleted-user2104797 “Gasp” - zerocarina “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Studiomod, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Tue, 05 Mar 2024 14:00:00 -0000
Here's what's happened so far... on this season of Musemakers! With the flames of competition growing ever hotter, the fates of the contestants AND the judges are at stake... We'll be back next #TNTDTuesday with the eighth episodes of Musemakers! In the meantime, join us over on our Patreon for monthly bonus content! Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Tue, 27 Feb 2024 14:00:00 -0000
HOORAY ANOTHER SCHEDULING UPDATE!!! Thank you all for your patience as we march into the mess that 2024 has decided to become. Don't forget to check our socials @trynottodiepod for more updates and, of course, our patreon https://www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod for all our bonus content! Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/AudionautiAdditional
Tue, 20 Feb 2024 14:00:00 -0000
THIS WEEK, on Musemakers: Things outside of the competition begin to heat up. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion with Ear Ringing” - Royalty Free FX “Crowd-in-panic” - Ienba “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Indoor-adult-murmur-large-group” - splicesound “Gasp” - zerocarina “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez| “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Working-with-hammer-on-anvil-1” - arnaud-coutancier “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Town Traffic On A Wet Road - No Copyright Sound Effects” - Audio Library “Car-horns-morocco” - jjamespacap “Cellphone-alarm-clock-long” - greenworm “Bong-rip-full” - rentless “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “30 minutes of New York Subway Sounds” - Relaxing Recordings “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “gore_gory_blood_smash_flesh_murder_bone_break” - ericssoundschmiede “Breaking-bones” - sheyvan “Entrance-bell” - zott820 “Angry-crowd-fight” - mrrap4food “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith “Simulated wood crash 02” - Jagadamba “Crashing” - smmassuda “Bamf” - themfish “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Glass-smash” - chewiesmissu “Wind-blowing-and-howling-in-a-plastic-bottle-in-the-desert-of-chile” - felixbe “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/AudionautiAll sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Relaxing Recordings, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Tue, 06 Feb 2024 14:33:50 -0000
THIS WEEK, ON MUSEMAKERS! Shabby alliances crumble under the pressure! Iconia shares more about her motivations! And the contestants are buzzing to start the next muse's challenge! Join our Patreon for monthly bonus episodes and our talk-back show, The Afterlife! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Dishes Falling Smashing Sound Effects” - All Sounds “Ariana Grande’s ACAPPELLA Whistle Notes” - Youtube Shorts “Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX “Sitcom crowd ooh” - SamGordonRHK “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Tue, 23 Jan 2024 14:00:00 -0000
This time on Musemakers: Cupid's arrow strikes the hearts of every contestant as they embark on a love-themed challenge! Dito binges some prestige television, and Cora hunts for a missing contestant. Join us next Tuesday 1/30 on our twitch @trynottodiepod for our fourth annual birthday livestream! We can't believe we've been making this show for FOUR YEARS, and we want to celebrate with you! Keep an eye on our Instagram or Patreon for timing deets. And as always, join us on Patreon for monthly Afterlife and bonus episodes! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Soothing Night Forest Sounds - 1 Hour Ambient Soundscape - For Sleep & Relaxation” - Live Wallpaper Master “Magpie” - straget “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1 “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Bamf” - themfish “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - craigsmith “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “gasp” - zerocarina “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Sitcom crowd ooh” - SamGordonRHK “Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Live Wallpaper Master, Michaël Ghelfi, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Tue, 09 Jan 2024 18:00:00 -0000
HELLO and HAPPY NEW YEAR! Just popping in to keep you updated on the months ahead, and the second half of our Musemakers campaign. For our Birthday Livestream on January 30th be sure to follow us on twitch: twitch.tv/trynottodiepod and twitch.tv/noahtheinfuriator Produced by Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin, and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti
Tue, 19 Dec 2023 14:00:00 -0000
This time, on Musemakers: the hunt for icons continues, Dito seeks out some unlikely allies, and Cora is left to stand as a pillar on her own. We'll be taking a break for the holidays and some travel, and will be BACK with the 5th episode of Musemakers in late January. Until then, check out more Loose Threads from Campaign One, episodes of the Afterlife, and a special Frostjoy-themed Content Surge, all on our Patreon! Produced by: Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, Lisa Condemi Music by: Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Window breaking”- m1a2t3z4 “Foret Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Champagne-glasses” - idabrandao “Magpie” - straget “Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Taking-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment “Ariana Grande’s A Cappella Whistle Notes” - Youtube Shorts, Ariana Grande “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1 “Bamf” - themfish “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion with Ear Ringing” - Royalty Free FX “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Royalty Free FX, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Tue, 19 Dec 2023 10:35:58 -0000
This week, on Musemakers: Cora feels the sting of guilt while Dito rubs shoulders with the greats and begins his own search for an icon. Will our bards prove they have perfect pitch? Or will they find themselves falling flat? Let’s find out! Apologies for the audio quality issues, we had a microphone issue caused by our move to remote recording that has since been resolved. Episodes of Musemakers premiere bi-weekly on Tuesdays! Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Magpie” - straget “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Laughing Audience Sound Effect” - Gaming Sound FX “Taking-a-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment “Lightning crash” - noisenoir “Whip-crack” - scifisounds “Ariana Grande’s ACAPPELLA Whistle Notes” - Ariana Grande, Youtube Shorts “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun With Sound “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, Viral Vids NL, or Youtube Shorts. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Tue, 21 Nov 2023 14:00:00 -0000
This week, on Musemakers: the hunt for icons is ON! Cora Lacrima catches up on some (un)assigned reading! and our contestants will prove just who has the discipline to be the greatest bard there is...! Episodes of Musemakers premiere bi-weekly on Tuesdays! Catch monthly episodes of the Afterlife, the Content Surge, and other bonus content on our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Book Sounds” - AllSounds/Audionauti “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel “Awww-than-applause-and-chattering” - xtrgamr “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Hissing Metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah “Explosion with ear ringing” - Royalty Free FX “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Bamf” - themfish| All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Sat, 11 Nov 2023 00:15:00 -0000
We'd like to tell you a story. One of passion, one of betrayal... and one of bards! Tune in next Tuesday, October 31st, for the first episode of Campaign II: Musemakers. Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Bamf" - themfish of freesound.org "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Tue, 07 Nov 2023 14:00:00 -0000
CAMPAIGN II PREMIERE Welcome... to MUSEMAKERS! The bombastic battle of the bards where two competitors, above the rest, will compete for the greatest prize in the multiverse... Musemakers will premiere biweekly on Tuesdays, with monthly episodes of The Afterlife, our talk-back show, plus more bonus content on our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Book Sound Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Magpie” - straget_1 “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Angry-crowd-fight” - mrrap4food “Hotel-bell” - iwanplays “Crowdmobriot-noise-voices-only-14-people-2-minutes-henry-iv” - fillmat “Stampede” - bevibeldesign “Laugh-group-of-children” - funwithsound “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Bamf” - themfish “Sitcom laughter applause” - Gaming Sound FX “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Clown Horn Sound Effect” - sound effects “Sitcom Crowd OOH” - SamGordonRHK “Laughing Audience Sound Effect” - Allsounds “Taking-photo-with-camera” - windwalk_entertainment “Crumpling-paper-fx” - jammaj “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Evening-in-the-country” - inchadney “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo_silencyo “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Hissing Metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Crying-newborn-baby-child” - the_yura All sound effects from Freesound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun With Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Tue, 24 Oct 2023 12:30:08 -0000
Come one, come all to the most bombastic battle of the bards that has ever graced the multiverse’s eyes, ears, and souls! This... is MUSEMAKERS! an intergalactic show where your favorite bards will compete for a truly wish-worthy prize... In this Session 0 for our second campaign, Dungeon Master Noah Perito teases the setting and backstory of the Musemakers competition, while Ashley Goodwin and Lisa Condemi discuss their potential PC's. Produced by: Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, Lisa Condemi Music by: Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi
LOOSE THREAD: Battle for Driftin!
Tue, 10 Oct 2023 13:00:00 -0000
HARD CUT to the Mare Emara as we dive deep into what happened to Captain- sorry, Admiral Styx; Zola's pirate paramour, Cicirose; the crew of the Feralfree; and the floating city of Driftin, most recently seen falling under Empirical rule! We'll be back next #TNTDTuesday with Session 0 of Campaign II: MUSEMAKERS! Join our Patreon for the rest of the Loose Threads we're tying up! "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquend “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Ceremonial-cannon-fire” - dylansmithsound “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Bamf” - themfish “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah-02 “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi "crashing" - smmassuda “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “doorgate_a-heavy-metal-door-on-the-garden-gate” - newlocknew “Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer "cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/) (http://freesound.org/), (http://freesound.org/),) unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.
LOOSE THREAD: Battle of the Dragon Lords
Tue, 03 Oct 2023 13:00:00 -0000
FLASHING BACK... to Balderheim! Post-Zola and Erza's escape from Avaricci, we pick up with our two dragon lords, Anacra and Frigiditch (plus Frigiditch's most unhinged servant, Bikamint)! Who will come out as the scaly victor, and who will take possession of the Evoker Stone? The sequel to this episode will be coming out on our Patreon this week! Follow us there for even amore Loose Thread episodes. :) RE-UPLOADED WITH AUDIO! Apologies for the inconvenience. Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Crowd-in-panic” - ienba “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Whip-crack” - scifisounds “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Bamf” - themfish “Champagne glasses” - idabrandao “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel All sounds from Freesound.org (http://Freesound.org) unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.
LOOSE THREAD: The Tournament of Tides
Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:00:00 -0000
FLASHING BACK to months before the Campaign One finale... Join us south of the capital in the pirate city of S'bagliare, where Captain Styx and the crew of the Feral Free throw a battle-frenzied birthday bash for the local ruler: Duke Delmar Todesbringer! Happy fall, we MISSED you! We're bringing this Content Surge out of the ol' Patreon vault and onto the main feed. Speaking of Patreon: before we step together into Campaign II, we'll be publishing a few more "Loose Threads," episodes where we tie up the final items left on the Smycolytes' agenda. Our $5+ patrons will get first access to the newest episodes, and they'll trickle onto the main feed throughout the year. It's a splendid time to support us if you're wondering what ever happened to Erza and Bikamint, or the kraken Kal Amar, or Nula the necromantic demilich, or Quince's mom..... Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa CondemiMusic by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Coastal Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - Gregorquendel "Splash sw3" - Setuniman “Three cannon shots” - originalmaja “Breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith “Water Gushing” Jakobthiesen “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion_01 - tommccann” “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc “Awww-than-applause-and-cheering” - xtrgamr “Disappointed-crowd” - unchaz “Sonar” - infobandit “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti All listed sounds found on Freesound.org unless noted with “Sword Coast Soundscapes” Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Tue, 27 Jun 2023 13:00:00 -0000
In this final (for now) episode of our usually Patreon-exclusive talk-back show, The Afterlife, we'll be chatting all things finale, and reflecting on Campaign One as a whole. Thank you for listening! We'll be back this fall with more TNTD. For now, follow us on our socials to stay updated on any bonus content, our upcoming musical episode, and Campaign Two!
Chapter One Hundred: Oh, Behold the End
Tue, 13 Jun 2023 23:00:36 -0000
As the end of the world draws near, our heroes hold tightly to the pain, the love, and the joy that make up every part of it. FINALE OF CAMPAIGN ONE. Thank you, thank you, thank you for listening- we were truly lucky to tell this story with you all. We'll be back in the fall with Campaign Two of Try Not To Die. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi ALL HAIL OUR ELDRITCH PATRONS! Especially Anita, Any Major Dude, Ashley, Becca B, Colleen, Eclair, Elana, Emily, Grace, Hope , Jacob, James, Jeff, Joey, Kate, Katie, Leo, May, Morgan, Nat, Nekola, Paige, Patrick, Roni, and Sahara. And of course, our PRODUCER PADDY Patrick Brandstätter and PRODUCER DADDIES Drew Bailey, Sam Golden, Becca Mount and Rose Evelyn Campbell. We thank you for these podcasting powers, and promise to raise hell in your name, now and always. Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi “Portal-idle” - couchhero "device-powering-up" - spoonsandlessspoons "teleport" - outroelison "teleporter-24b" - blendcache "bamf" - themfish "fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant" - silencyo__silencyo "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 "That darn dinner bell" - CGEffex “Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "marching-3" - webbfilmsuk "robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer "grocery-drop" - shelbyshark "dropping-carrier-bag-containing-bottles-on-table" - fmaudio "cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu "crowd-in-panic" - ienba "crashing" - smmassuda "Battle with Monsters and Magic" - Michaël Ghelfi “Big Water Splash” - qubodup "Wood splintering" - craigsmith "Lightningcrash" - noisenoir "ocarina-trill-shaman-canyon-01-g" - carloscarty "jazz-bar-people-ambience-la-fontaine-copenhagen" - msxp "Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo "fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz "champagne glasses" - idabrandao "Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "Dark Elves City" - Michaël Ghelfi "hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b "explosion 01" - tommccann “Sparks” - erh “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel "crack-glass" - 13fpanskacerny-jan "Glass Smash" - chewiesmissus "Blizzard" - Michaël Ghelfi "flesh-rip" - alvarojmarquez "time-stop" - damnsatinist "Wind Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi All sounds from FreeSound.org unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.
Chapter Ninety-Nine: The Rising
Wed, 07 Jun 2023 13:00:46 -0000
Days prior to the end of the world, the Smycolytes make good on a few promises, then begin to rally their forces. Join us tomorrow on our Patreon for the final (Patreon-exclusive) episode of the Afterlife! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti "Battle with Monsters and Magic" - Michaël Ghelfi “Portal-idle” - couchhero "teleport" - outroelison "teleporter-24b" - blendcache| "Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind "bamf" - themfish "fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 "explosion 01" - tommccann "fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant" - silencyo__silencyo “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel "device-powering-up" - spoonsandlessspoons "Glass Smash" - chewiesmissus "Lightningcrash" - noisenoir “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Whip-crack” - scifisounds “Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Three cannon shots" - originalmaja “Coastal Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Evening Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 “Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro "Dark Elves City" - Michaël Ghelfi "crowd-in-panic" - ienba "cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu “Sparks” - erh “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim “Gong Hit” - GowlerMusic “Bonk Sound Effect” - Gaming Sound FX "crashing" - smmassuda “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi All sounds from FreeSound.org unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.
Chapter Ninety-Eight: Battle for Paddlewick
Tue, 30 May 2023 13:00:07 -0000
After strange dreams, the Smycolytes search for Cicirose; briefly meet Paddlewick's new ruler; and confront Lord Grimwald Tinderdick re: Trick's contract. Join our Patreon to access all of our music, monthly bonus episodes, our bi-weekly after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi "Lightningcrash" - noisenoir "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu "Blizzard" - Michaël Ghelfi "Battle with Monsters and Magic" - Michaël Ghelfi "crack-glass" - 13fpanska-cerny-jan "Glass Smash" - chewiesmissus “Portal-idle” - couchhero "teleport" - outroelison "teleporter-24b" - blendcache "Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 "The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "marching-3" - webbfilmsuk "metalrattle_drawbridge" - jorickhoofd_attribution "Dark Elves City" - Michaël Ghelfi "fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 "crowd-in-panic" - ienba "device-powering-up" - spoonsandlessspoons "crashing" - smmassuda "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Three cannon shots" - originalmaja "coins-fall-2" - belanhud "rockfall-06" - tim-kahn "bamf" - themfish "explosion 01" - tommccann "fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant" - silencyo__silencyo All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/) (http://freesound.org), (http://freesound.org),/) unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.
Chapter Ninety-Seven: To Give a Gift
Tue, 23 May 2023 13:00:32 -0000
Reunited by the power of friendship, our heroes party before the world ends (and squeeze in a little heist along the way). Join us tomorrow for the Afterlife, the bi-weekly show where we discuss two episodes at a time and usually play a mystifying game! Over on our $5 Patreon tier. Your support truly means the world. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi “Crowd- heering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz “Portal-idle” - couchhero All sounds from FreeSound.org unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.
Chapter Ninety-Six: The Lost Soul
Tue, 16 May 2023 13:00:24 -0000
With the Phoenix Flower finally secured, the new trio will need an old ally's help to bring back their fallen friend. Join our Patreon community to hear our bi-weekly after-show, The Afterlife, as well as monthly bonus episodes, all the music from the show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi “Teleport” - outroelison “Portal-idle” - couchhero “bamf” - themfish “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Door opening 1“ - Bowen707 “Ship Cabin” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz “Crashing” - smmassuda “Glass Smash” - chewiesmissus “Purring” - Shisha the Cat “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org), unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, Shisha the Cat, or Viral Vids NL. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito and Shisha the Cat.
Chapter Ninety-Five: Decay and Despair
Tue, 09 May 2023 13:00:13 -0000
The new trio searches for a rumored component that could bring back their ally. Content warning: suicidal ideation. There are moments in this episode where characters who fail a despair/fear mechanic express very low thoughts. If you're sensitive to this kind of content, you could skip 51:00 - 1:46:00 and avoid the bulk of it (you'll miss the combat, but get everything you need plot-wise). Please reach out to a loved one or your doctor if you are feeling hopeless. We love you! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects” - AllSounds/AudioNauti “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Heavy-rain” - lebaston100 “bamf” - themfish “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Submarine-sonar” - breviceps “Breaking-bones” - sheyvan “Marching-3” - webbfilmsuk “Rattling-bones” - spookymodem “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Crashing” - smmassudaAll sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org), unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL.Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.
Chapter Ninety-Four: Things Left Unsaid
Tue, 02 May 2023 13:00:25 -0000
Marfin, Brigid, Zola and Trick return to the Material Plane, and catch up on all that they have missed. Welcome back!!! There will be six more episodes of Try Not To Die (totaling 100), released over the next six Tuesdays. We truly can not thank you enough for your support over these last 3.5 years, and we can not wait for you to hear this final arc. If you'd like to support us monetarily, we're releasing weekly bonus content on our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Bamf” - themfish “Battle with Monsters and Magi” - Michaël Ghelfi “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Water Gushing” - jacobthiesen All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/), unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.
Chapter Ninety-Three: Forgotten Memories
Tue, 04 Apr 2023 13:00:19 -0000
In Marfin's laboratory, the trio clashes at last against Dean Flae Chantris and the forces of the Omni Malum. Marfin remembers something important. Thank you for your continued listenership and support through this arc. We could not do it without our Patreon patrons! We'll be chatting about the finale and what comes next over on The Afterlife tomorrow. We'll be taking April off from posting main feed episodes, but we'll be back in May for the seventh and final arc of Campaign One of Try Not To Die. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro “Champagne Glasses” - idabrandao “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Bamf” - themfish “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - i eminyildirim “Bullet-ricohet” - aust-paul "crashing" - smmassuda “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Time-slow-down” - patricklieberkind “Time-stop” - damnsatinist “Smashing glass” -mgmabile "cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu “Coastal Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Leaves-crunching” - caileykehoe “Small-fountain-greenway-garden” - bigsoftie “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Crowd-in-panic” - Ienba "Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL “Stone-on-stone” - thanvannispen “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre "teleporter-24b" - blendcache "teleport" - outroelison “Wood splintering” - craigsmith “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/), unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.
Announcement! Spring 2023 Schedule
Tue, 28 Mar 2023 21:39:57 -0000
Happy #TNTDTuesday! No new episode today, but here is a little information about our plans for the next month. We'll be back next Tuesday (April 4th) with the finale episode of this arc. Read our arc recaps at trynottodiepod.com, and support us on our Patreon at patreon.com/trynottodiepod! We also have a Tiktok now- follow us @trynottodiepod! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Chapter Ninety-Two: The Inevitable
Tue, 21 Mar 2023 13:00:37 -0000
In the penultimate episode of our sixth arc, Smyte, Brigid and Zola delve the depths of Marfin's mansion, stumbling upon that which is... Inevitable. We'll be back next week with the finale of this arc! Join our $5 Patreon tier to hear our NEXT WEEK'S episode of The Afterlife, where we discuss this episode + the finale! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Wind-blowing-and-howling-in-a-plastic-bottle-in-the-desert-of-chile” - felixblume "cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu "teleporter-24b" - blendcache "teleport" - outroelison "crashing" - smmassuda “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Door opening 01” - Bowen707 "Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with sound “Phone-dial” - breviceps “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro "Bubbling" - infernus2 "Beer fermenter gurgling" - SpliceSound All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/), unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.
Tue, 14 Mar 2023 13:00:26 -0000
The knowledge of the void cannot be escaped. Join our $5 Patreon tier to hear our post-episode talkback show, The Afterlife, where the DM lowers the screen and there are conspiracies galore! New episodes released every other Wednesday at 9AM EST. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi "rattling-drawer-box" - draftcraft "rummaging-through-items" - jandre160108 "cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu "medievalarmymarchingloop" - yap-audio-production "gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer "teleporter-24b" - blendcache "teleport" - outroelison "rock-tumble-2" - stubb "explosion-01" - tommccann "rockfall-06" - tim-kahn “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone "crashing" - smmassuda "bamf" - themfish "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.
Chapter Ninety: A Familiar Face
Tue, 07 Mar 2023 14:00:20 -0000
The crew deals with Marfin's bouncer; later, they cross paths with an old foe and potential friend. Brigid returns to the site of a previous adventure. Produced by Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Join our Patreon to support the show, check out 3+ years of monthly bonus episodes, and hear us talk about the show every other Wednesday! Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache “Teleport” - outroelison “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Bamf” - themfish “Crashing” - smmassuda "door smash" - eneaz "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 "cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Ship Cabin” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Purring” - Shisha the Cat “Water Gushing” - jakobthiesen “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "whip-crack" - scifisounds “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi All sounds from FreeSound.org (http://freesound.org/), unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito and Shisha the Cat.
Chapter Eighty-Nine: Always Pay Your Debts
Tue, 28 Feb 2023 14:00:08 -0000
After a disastrous journey to the land of cheese, the trio goes on a door-opening spree, meeting more of Marfin's "friends" and raising further questions about his strange collection of demiplanes. Check out our $5 Patreon tier tomorrow (Wednesday) to hear our post-episode show, The Afterlife, where we'll be discussing the last two chapters, conspiring about the rest of the arc, and giving plenty of peeks behind the screen~ Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Purring” - Shisha the Cat “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi "door smash" - eneaz “Bees-in-the-desert-mexico” - felixblume “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu "whip-crack" - scifisounds “Ship Cabin” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “prairiesummer_ambience” - dsebeste “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Rain-storm-evosmos-salonika-0151-2109” - alik All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito and Shisha the Cat.
Chapter Eighty-Eight: A Sinking Feeling
Tue, 21 Feb 2023 14:00:42 -0000
After finding themselves floundering in the deep end, our heroes seek higher ground. Zola speaks more closely with NP. Check us out on Patreon! Your donations help us make cool art for the show, get better sound equipment, and dream up cool new things. This month's upcoming Valentine's Day themed Content Surge, a mad dating show parody/fugue-state starring Paragon and featuring a star-studded cast of Emaralian baddies, is positively... unhinged! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Bonk sound effect” - Your Boy Lloris “Whip-crack” - scifisounds “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Bamf” - themfish “Waterexplo” - inferno “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Teleport” - outroelison “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Beer Fermenter Gurgling” - SpliceSound “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Door opening 01” - Bowen707 All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Your boy Lloris. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito.
Tue, 07 Feb 2023 14:00:32 -0000
As time ticks on, Zola, Brigid and Smyte unearth some of the deeper horrors contained within Marfin's multi-planar mansion. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi & Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "door smash" - eneaz “Coins-fall-2” - belanhud “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer "bamf" - themfish "cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Rockfall-06” - Tim-kahn “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb “City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Walking-through-thick-wet-mud” - walthamstow_walker "sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound “Water Gushing - jakobthiesen “Crashing” - smmassuda "hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b "whip-crack" - scifisounds “Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Eighty-Six: Finders, Keepers
Tue, 31 Jan 2023 14:00:36 -0000
With the ghosts of their pasts close behind them, Brigid, Smyte and Zola search desperately for Marfin through the many rooms of his multi-planar mansion. Join us at 7PM EST TONIGHT! on twitch.tv/trynottodiepod, where we'll be celebrating our third birthday with a livestream! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 “Coastal Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "fan-1" - denstoltejyde “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound "door smash" - eneaz "marching-3" - webbfilmsuk "bamf" - themfish "industrial buzz" - bigmanjoe “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 "crowd-in-panic" - ienba "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo "cracking-earthquake-crackin-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu "whip-crack" - scifisounds “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo "hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Eighty-Five: Marfin's Magnificent Magical Menagerie
Tue, 24 Jan 2023 14:00:09 -0000
A world within a shop. The trio delve deep into Marfin's Magnificent Magical... Multi-verse? in search of the mage himself, NP, the golden crown, and more answers regarding Marfin's mysterious missing memories... Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapesz "whip-crack" - scifisounds "hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapesz "rockfall-06" - tim-kahn “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Portal-ide” - couchhero “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fairy Dust Soundscapes” - Free Audio Zone “Mad-scientist-lab-loopable” - ramonmineiro “Arrow-woosh-twang-01” - strangely-gnarled “Crossbow-firing-and-hitting-target” - ali6868_1 “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 "crowd-in-panic" - ienba “Coastal Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer "ice-frost-spell-skill" - i eminyildirim “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi "Explosion 01" - tommccann All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Eighty-Four: Nature's Wrath
Tue, 17 Jan 2023 14:00:31 -0000
Welcome to Arc VI of Try Not To Die! Zola tries to reach Brigid and Smyte as the Temple of the Wild comes under imperial attack. How will our heroes wiggle out of this one? Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi “Portal-ide” - couchhero "crowd-in-panic" - ienba "Big Water Splash" - qubodup “Teleport” - outroelison “Teleporter-24b” - blondcache “Bamf” - themfish "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 "cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu "Explosion 01" - tommccann "Robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer "Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe "whip-crack" - scifisounds "electric-zap" - michael-grinnell “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir "electric-sparks-railway-a" - inspectorj “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo "hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi "ice-frost-spell-skill" - i eminyildirim “rock-tumble-2" - stubb "rockfall-06" - tim-kahn "marching-3" - webbfilmsuk “Crashing” - smmassuda “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi "City Sewer" - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Tue, 10 Jan 2023 14:00:57 -0000
Welcome... to the recap! Whether you're a dedicated fan or brand new to the adventure, we hope you enjoy this newly updated synopsis, which covers all five arcs of Try Not To Die so far (Chapters 1 - 83). We will be BACK to canon episodes next week, with the premiere of Arc VI, Chapter Eighty-Four! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Tue, 03 Jan 2023 14:00:32 -0000
Thank you for all of your incredible support this year! In this end-of-year wrap-up episode, we answer your most Frequently Asked Questions, and reflect on the last 12 months of Try Not To Die. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo of Freesound.org "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Ashley Goodwin.
Frostjoy Special: Movie Knight! Gnome Alone
Tue, 20 Dec 2022 14:00:00 -0000
When the Diddlepiss Family left on their Frostjoy vacation, they forgot one small thing... KEVPHIN! For our third annual Frostjoy Special we join Ashley Goodwin and Lisa Condemi as they reprise their roles of Frankie and Jacob featured in the special bonus episode "THE PIGEODYSSEY" BEFORE they were pigeons. We will releasing our LAST episode of the year on the 27th, "The End of the Year Wrap Up Reflection Festival of Memory" on our patreon, and will return in January with ARC 6 of the main campaign! Thank you so much for all your support this year. We hope you have a safe and happy holiday season! Produced by Ashley Goodwin, Lisa Condemi, and Noah Perito. Music by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito. Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Evening Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Blizzard" - Michaël Ghelfi "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz "cartoony-clangs-hit-with-spade-16bit" - timbre "hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b "fuse-box-klick" - syndicate12 "bullet-ricochet" - aust-paul "Door opening 1" - Bowen70 "fan-1" - denstoltejyde "Crashing" - smmassuda "Big Water Splash" - qubodup "fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo "toilet-flush" - gowlermusic "coins-fall-2" - belanhud "Smashing glass" - mgmabile "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "metal-gate-01" - silentstrikez "device powering up" - spoonsandlessspoons "Robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02 "gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.
Patreon Bonus Sneak Peek: Interview with R. E. Levy of Tales From The Ridge!
Tue, 13 Dec 2022 13:58:00 -0000
Here's a teaser of Noah's interview with R. E. Levy, author and creator of Tales From The Ridge! They chat story-telling, world-building, and general nerdish-ness. Join our Patreon (or R. E. Levy's!) to hear the interview for as little as $1. To learn more about Tales From The Ridge and R.E. Levy's other projects, head here!
The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter Five: We Rise
Fri, 02 Dec 2022 14:00:22 -0000
In this thrilling conclusion to The Cloudcarver Caper...! the GAY LITTLE GUNS attempt to crack their way into the schematic library, all while fitting in an espresso before the big meeting. Thank you for following along with our caper crew! We'll be back later this month with our annual Frostjoy special- until then, stay warm, stay safe, and Try Not To Die! (And also check out our bonus content on www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod. There's a lot of it!) Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, & Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Door opening 1" - Bowen70 "Wind Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi "elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib "Daytime Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz "error" - bloodpixelhero "metal-gate-01" - silentstrikez "stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo "futuristic-computer-room-ambience" - projectsu012 "hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b "Robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02 "device powering up" - spoonsandlessspoons "gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer "sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound "champagne glasses" - idabrandao "office-ambience" - nightwatcher98.2 "water-2" - keepthatpma "concert-audience-applause-3" - thaighaudio "crowd-in-panic" - ienba "smoke-detector-alarm-close-perspective" - splicesound "motorcycles" - soundskeep "Smashing glass" - mgmabile "crashing" - smmassuda "bamf" - themfish "fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 "Explosion 01" - tommccann "fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.
The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter Four: Kill Your Darlings
Tue, 22 Nov 2022 15:05:37 -0000
Hot off the back of a clockwork spider, the Glockheed Elites learn more about the mysterious Company O. Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02 "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "ecu-a-xx-144-phase2" - awaka "electric-zap" - michael-grinnell "stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo "mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - romanmineiro "Wind Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi "Door opening 1" - Bowen70 "Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Viral Vids NL. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.
The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter Three: Hey Besties
Tue, 15 Nov 2022 13:58:22 -0000
Ascending up the Eleviators, the Glockheed Elites search for even more exclusive access to even more mysterious floors... Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi & Ashley Goodwin Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Join us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod! That's where we're doin' COOL STUFF! Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "mad-scientist-lab-loopable" - ramonmineiro "Window breaking" - m1a2t3z4 "Explosion 01" - tommccann_ "air-extractor-fan-public-toilets-a" - inspectorj "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "toilet-flush" - gowlermusic "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 "office-ambience" - nightwatcher98 "elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib "crowd-in-panic" - ienba "bamf" - themfish "fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo "champagne glasses" - idabrandao "fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 "fire-alarm" - payattention "water-2" - keepthatpma "hissing metal" - vibe_crc-24b "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "futuristic-computer-room-ambience" - projectsu012 "device powering up" - spoonsandlessspoons "lightningcrash" - noisenoir "robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02 All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.
The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter Two: Glockheed Elites
Tue, 08 Nov 2022 14:17:49 -0000
It's a new day at Glockheed Industries! Levid shmoozes over coffee and pastries; Filou exceeds expectations in a new position; meanwhile two new freelancers begin to case the joint... Join our $5 Patreon tier to hear our weekly after-show, where we're discussing each episode as it drops! Produced by: Noah Perito, Ashley Goodwin, and Lisa Condemi Music by: Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 "Evening Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Town Square Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "hostel-lobby-berlin" - moulaythami "robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02 "elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib "office-ambience" - nightwatcher98 "Daytime Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.
The Cloudcarver Caper | Chapter One: The Set-Up
Tue, 01 Nov 2022 13:00:43 -0000
Welcome back to Try Not To Die, and welcome back... to Auraelia! In this mini-campaign taking place in the few days preceding Chapter Eighty-Three, two Acolytes of Mystra and two Glockheed Industries employees plan a daring heist on those responsible for manufacturing the Empire's cruel automatons...! Produced by: Ashley Goodwin, Lisa Condemi, and Noah Perito Music by: Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Join us on Patreon for our weekly after-show: The Afterlife, bonus episodes including a MOTW three-quel coming soon, and more! Sound Effects: "Glass-smash" - chewiesmissus "Champagne Glasses" - idabrandao "office-ambience" - nightwatcher98 "elevator-ding" - collierhs-colinlib "01-elevator-up" - soundslikewillem "Daytime Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "concert-audience-applause" - thaighaudio "Crowd-laugh" - sagetyrtle "crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter" - gregorquendel "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings "Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe "device powering up" - spoonsandlessspoons "sparks" - erh "subway-door-close" - tweeterdj "sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound "Hissing metal" - vibe-crc-24b "whip-crack" - scifisounds "rockfall-06" - tim-kahn "rocks-dropped-tumble-2" - halleck "marching-3" - webbfilmsuk "robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah-02 "bamf" - themfish "fireball-whoosh" - robinhoo76 "Explosion 01" - tommccann "entrance-bell" - zott820 "Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.
Welcome to Scumside! (Monster of the Week, Pt II)
Tue, 25 Oct 2022 18:00:19 -0000
Everyone dispose of your water bottles in the provided recycling receptacles- it's time for Part II our MONSTER OF THE WEEK adventure! We'll be back next #TNTDTuesday with EPISODE ONE of the CLOUDCARVER CAPER! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan “lightningcrash” - noisenoir “cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.
Welcome to Scumside! (Monster of the Week, Pt I)
Tue, 18 Oct 2022 14:11:08 -0000
Welcome to the town of Scumside, where the scum is green, the druids serene, and there's a different monster every week.... Everybody call your local moonshine plug! It's time to kick back and revisit an old Content Surge from last Halloween. We hope you enjoy this spooky installation of Monster of the Week, Kept by Lisa and starring Noah as Cazzofai the Wicked! Part II out next Tuesday. Join our $10 Patreon tier for more monthly bonus episodes like this one! Produced by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Wagon-arives-altered” - dulcimer guy “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant” - silencyo__silencyo “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito.
Tue, 11 Oct 2022 12:59:40 -0000
HELLO! And WELCOME to TNTD's first official Book Club! We are so lucky to be joined by Thom James Carter, the author of They Came To Slay, in a discussion about the queer culture of Dungeons and Dragons! In between speaking with Thom, Noah and I discuss why making queer art is important to us, how we create a safe table together, our hopes and dreams for the DnD/fantasy content community moving forward, and more. This was a summertime Patreon exclusive episode, but we wanted to open up the conversation to all of our fans. If you're interested in more of these, join us over on our $10 Patreon tier for monthly bonus episodes! Produced by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Announcement! Fall 2022 Schedule
Tue, 04 Oct 2022 14:56:48 -0000
Thanks for your support as we take a brief break from releasing episodes to record our new mini-campaign: The Cloud Carver Caper! We will see you in November, and in the meantime there will be plenty of bonus content here, as well as on our Patreon: www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod. Stay well and happy Harvestpeak to all!
Chapter Eighty-Three: Shining Light Through the Shadows
Tue, 27 Sep 2022 13:00:54 -0000
Zola enters Hivërhome and seeks an audience with the Queens Noel and Giselle Shadowshine. Preferably before noon. We have REACHED our stretch goal on Patreon, and will be producing a musical episode of Try Not To Die next year! Come join us and help us determine what our next goal will be! at www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Bamf” - themfish "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons “Deep-space-cargo-bay” - jetsmith88 “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo “Crashing” - smmassuda “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Forest Daytime” - Michaël Ghelfi “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Rattling-chains-3” - theshaggyfreak “Broken-metallic” - datasoundsample “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Cellphone-buzz-vibrate-double-fast-table” - framing-noise “Portal-ide” - couchhero “Teleporter-24b” - blondcache “Teleport” - outroelison "Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Eighty-Two: Spilled Sap
Tue, 20 Sep 2022 13:01:39 -0000
Zola, her mother, and the Familiar Crew fight to protect their new acquaintances from the ghosts of Glaciel. We just reached our Patreon goal, and will be making a MUSICAL episode! Thank you for your support, sweet patrons! If you want to come be part of the party, join us over at Patreon.com/trynottodiepod. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Teleport” - outroelison "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti "ice-frost-spell-skill" - i eminyildirim "electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons "sparks" - erh “Crashing” - smmassuda “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Cowbells” - supersciri "fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo “Industrial Buzz” - bigmanjoe "device-powering-up" - spoonsandlessspoons “Bamf” - themfish "water-gushing" - jakobthiesen "Wind Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi "large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo" - eguobyte “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo "portle-idle" - couchhero “Teleporter-24b” - blondcache "crack-glass" - 13fpanska-cerny-jan "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "crowd-in-panic" - ienba "lightning-crash" - noisenoir “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito.
Chapter Eighty-One: And Lost Again
Tue, 13 Sep 2022 13:00:37 -0000
Zola and her mother squeeze in a little recreational travel. Come join us on Patreon to participate in and hear our September book club! Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti "portal-idle" - couchhero “Teleporter-24b” - blondcache “Teleport” - outroelison “Bamf” - themfish “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi "cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu "r29-30-breaking-wooden-poles" - craigsmith “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer "gasp" - zerocarina "Dark Elves City" - Michaël Ghelfi "marching-3" - webbfilmsuk "stonedoor-closingwithboom" - audiotorpedo "Catacombs" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "metal-gate-01" - silentstrikez “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz "Walking-in-snowstorm" - taira-komor "Wind-Temple" - Michaël Ghelfi “Cowbells” - supersciri "electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons "device-powering-up" - spoonsandlessspoons All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Eighty: Lost and Found
Tue, 06 Sep 2022 13:00:05 -0000
Zola catches everyone up on the last eighteen years, and learns some lore... about herself. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Forest Daytime” - Michaël Ghelfi "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc24b “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey “Industrial Buzz” - bigmanjoe “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Battle with Monsters and MagIc” - - Michaël Ghelfi “Cowbells” - supersciri “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Phone-dial” - breviceps “Door opening 1" - Bowen707 “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz “That darn dinner bell” - CGEffex “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crashing” - smmassuda “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Bonk sound effect” - Gaming Sound FX “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Teleporter-24b” - blondcache “Teleport” - outroelison “Bamf” - themfish All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Seventy-Nine: Familiar Fields
Tue, 30 Aug 2022 13:03:45 -0000
Through the blustering snow and hail, Zola and Kala seek out their lost packs. Join our Patreon if you're looking for bonus content + behind-the-scenes sneak peeks! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti "Forest Daytime" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "rock-tumble-2" - stubb "short-hailstorm" - benboncan "heavy-hailstorm-with-thunder" - cinetony "bullet-ricochet" - aust-paul “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer "ringing-in-the-ears" - hykenfreak “Bamf” - themfish "cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu "Big Water Splash" - qubodup “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir "water gushing" - jakobthiesen "cowbells" - supersciri "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz "crashing" - smmassuda All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Seventy-Eight: Obsessed
Tue, 23 Aug 2022 13:31:17 -0000
Surrounded by her greatest foes, Zola must engage in a tense round of negotiations. Hey- join our Patreon maybe? We're doing cool stuff over there, like bonus episodes, a weekly after-show where we discuss the lore + events of the show, and this SATURDAY 8/27 2PM EST, Ashley and Lisa will be livestreaming directly from the TNTD Conspiracy Corner! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Walking-in-snowstorm” - taira-komor “Industrial Buzz” - bigmanjoe “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - eminyildirim "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons “Bonk sound effect” - Gaming Sound FX “Bamf” - themfish “Crashing” - smmassuda All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Gaming Sound FX, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Seventy-Seven: The Path
Tue, 16 Aug 2022 13:00:02 -0000
Zola separates from Kunik, and continues on the path alone, towards her mother. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Join our Patreon for monthly bonus episodes, our weekly after-show, livestreams, and more! Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo “Fireworks-display” - hudsomi1 “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Crowd-in-panic” - ienba “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Bamf” - themfish “Teleporter-24b” - blendcachee “Cellphone-buzz-vibrate-double-fast-table” - framing-noise “Startup” - ganscaile “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “27-25-large-fire-burning” - craigsmith “Crashing” - smmassuda All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Seventy-Six: Long Live Mozza Rella
Tue, 09 Aug 2022 13:00:28 -0000
Gorgonzola makes an explosive attempt at escaping Affinage, with Kunik in tow. CW: Firework noises from 31:22 to 32:00 We're releasing tons of bonus content over on our Patreon! Catch us later this month as Ashley + Lisa conspire in a sneaky conspiratorial livestream sans DM! Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscape “Firework-take-off-small-pop” - quistard “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Fireworks-display” - hudsomi1 “Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons “Arrow-strike” - plant monkey "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo "Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michael Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Seventy-Five: La Cultura
Tue, 02 Aug 2022 13:00:30 -0000
Zola faces the remaining two challenges of La Cultura, before attending an eventful after-party. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Cane-hitting-pavement-2” - tdude9000 “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Electirc-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons “Crowd-boo” - deleted-user-2104797_1 “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo “submarine-sonar” - breviceps “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscape All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michael Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Seventy-Four: Returned
Tue, 26 Jul 2022 13:28:46 -0000
Zola has a night out on the town with Kunik, before she must prove her might, mind, and spirit in La Cultura. Tonight (Tuesday July 26th 2022) we are throwing a Livestream for Noah's birthday, and to celebrate 20k streams! You can find the link on our Patreon at 7PM EST. :) Produced by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun With Sound “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscape "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Wind Temple” - Michael Ghelfi “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crowd-boo” - deleted-user-2104797_1 “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Cane-hitting-pavement-2” - tdude9000 "Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer "Lightning crash" - noisenoir "Whip-crack" - scifisounds “Crowd-laugh” - sagetyrtle “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “bamf” - themfish “Sparks” - erh “Crashing” - smmassuda All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michael Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Seventy-Three: Those Who Are Forgotten...
Tue, 19 Jul 2022 13:00:45 -0000
Zola is brought in chains to Affinage: the refuge of the First Might. There, she must negotiate a delicate balance of power. We have a very special guest on this month's Content Surge! Find it on our $10 Patreon tier. :) Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscape “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo “Cane-hitting-pavement” - tdude9000 “Rattling-chains” - theshaggyfreak “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Phone-dial” - breviceps “Coins-fall-2” - belanhud All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Tue, 12 Jul 2022 13:00:47 -0000
Zola finally comes face-to-face with her people: the Orcs of the First Might. Afterwards, she has a restless sleep. Join us over on Patreon! You'll get news posts so you know what we're up to each month, we're doing lots of bonus episodes with guests, and you can access the entire soundtrack of our show to score your own home campaigns! Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti "Blizzard" - Michael Ghelfi “Hooray” - vesperia94 “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - craigsmith "Lightning crash" - noisenoir "Whip-crack" - scifisounds "Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer “Gong Hit” - GowlerMusic "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscape All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michael Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Seventy-One: An Important Message
Tue, 05 Jul 2022 13:38:30 -0000
Zola travels alongside the freed members of the Elvespionne, and wavers on her destination. Several important missives are shared. We just did a post-campaign discussion on our mini-arc, Obscura, in our newest episode of The Afterlife! You can hear it on our $5 Patreon tier! Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - Allsounds/Audionauti "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo_silencyo "Explosion" - tommccann "Device powering up" - spoonsandlessspoons "Blizzard" - Michael Ghelfi "Man-doing-bird-whistles" - mrmunk "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "Phone-dial" - breviceps "Walking-in-snowstorm" - Tair-komar "Electric-wire-03" - glaneu-de-sons "Lightning crash" - noisenoir "Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer "Whip-crack" - scifisounds All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under AllSounds/AudioNauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michael Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Seventy: First Contact
Tue, 28 Jun 2022 12:30:53 -0000
Gorgonzola is slow to make friends and quick to make enemies, as she crosses paths with some of the folk who call the Wildewinter Wood home. We are tantalizingly close to our Patreon stretch goal! Help us reach $250/month and we'll release a MUSICAL EPISODE of Try Not To Die! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Bamf” - themfish “Lightning crash” - noisenoir “Arrow-whoosh-twang-01” - strangely-gnarled “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Arrow-strike” - plantmonkey “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim “Glass Smash” - chewiesmissus “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Industrial Buzz” - bigmanjoe “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Sixty-Nine: Thinking Positively
Tue, 21 Jun 2022 13:00:14 -0000
Erza and Zola must make their escape from the collapsing Deathmonger's Den. Behind them, Pleebo pursues; before them, the Wildewinter Wood looms. Thank you for your patience + support while we took some time off to prepare for this newest season of Try Not To Die! We are BACK to our weekly release schedule, with new episodes every #TNTDTuesday at 9am EST! Join our Patreon community for behind the scenes content, our weekly after-show, monthly bonus episodes (both in-and-out-of-canon), and the entire soundtrack of the show. :) Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Rifle shots” - bananplyte “Rockfall-06” - tim-kahn “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb “Stone-on-stone” - thanvannispen “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Walking-in-snowstorm” - Taira-komor All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
OBSCURA: Pt III, The Casting Out
Thu, 09 Jun 2022 13:09:36 -0000
Camera Obscura: a darkened room with a small hole or lens at one side through which an image is projected. Welcome to Part III and the finale of Obscura, a mini-campaign DM'd by Lisa and starring Noah! Daisy gains a new objective as the tale behind the dungeon (and her mission) grows unclear. Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant” - silencyo__silencyo “Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Wall-clock-ticking” - straget “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I Eminyildirim “Gentle-ocean-waves-mix-2018” - esh9419 “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Lightning crash” - noisenoir “Waves-crashing-on-rocks-at-ballycotton-harbour-ireland” - midaza-com “Stonedoor-closingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Daytime Forest” - Sword Coast Soundscapes All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Announcement! Summer 2022 Schedule Update
Tue, 07 Jun 2022 13:03:45 -0000
Greetings, dear listeners! Here's a quick update on our schedule for this month, and our return to the 5TH ARC OF TRY NOT TO DIE! We're grateful for your support during our break, and can't wait to get back to it. Check out our Patreon if you're currently bereft of content. :) Music by Noah Perito!
OBSCURA: Part II, The Unsculpted
Tue, 31 May 2022 13:35:17 -0000
Welcome back to Obscura: a mini-campaign led by DM Lisa Condemi and starring Noah Perito as Daisy! Thrown back to the start of this looping dungeon, Daisy starts again. This time, she seeks power and information. Join us on Patreon for more behind-the-scenes content, bonus episodes, and musical downloads! (Content warnings below, some light spoilers.) CW: Spiders! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sound Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti “The Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Hissing Metal” - Vibe_crc-24b “Lettuce-crunch” - why-o “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sound effects by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito
Tue, 24 May 2022 13:00:04 -0000
Welcome to the world of Cascus, where every twisted dungeon has another unexpected twist. Lisa dons their DM crown in this eldritch mini-campaign, and Noah stars as Daisy. Join us on Patreon for more behind-the-scenes content, bonus episodes, and musical downloads! (Content warnings below, some light spoilers.) CW: Thalassophobia, intentional death in the context of a time loop. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant” - silencyo__silencyo “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Sliding-stone-slap-simulation” - timbre “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Underwater” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I Eminyildirim “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Rockfall-06” - Tim kahn_1 “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb “Book Sound Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
BONUS EPISODE: Ashley's Conspiracy Corner
Tue, 17 May 2022 13:00:05 -0000
Grab your unflattering overhead light and “mantacles” (her words, not mine)... it’s time for ASHLEY’S CONSPIRACY CORNER! While we finish recording our mini-campaign and the start of Arc V of the main campaign, we decided to share some more of the special bonus content patrons get access to on our Patreon! Special thanks to several of our ~ infamous patrons~ who contributed to the conspiring! Here are their Instagrams if you would like to go show your support for their work: Elana Kate Pat Sound Effects: “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo Additional Sound Effects by Ashley Goodwin and Noah Perito.
BONUS EPISODE: The Pigeodyssey (ft. Ashley Goodwin)
Tue, 10 May 2022 12:32:22 -0000
HELLOOO, and happy #TNTDTuesday! We're blessing the main feed today with a Patreon Content Surge from last November. This episode was released for our patrons shortly after Chapter Thirty-Five: Stoking The Fire. Join two ordinary city-boids, Frankie and Jacob, as they carry out a VERY important, VERY classified mission for.... some broad... what was her name again? GUEST STARRING THE INCREDIBLE ASHLEY GOODWIN AS FRANKIE! Join our Patreon if you want to hear more bonus content while we're on our break between arcs! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Cooing” - dobroide "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Entrance bell - zott820 “Gentle-waves-quiet-beach” - amholma “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi “Wood splintering (1 Break)” - wavecal22 “Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Recondita_armonia - Tosca” - IMSLP “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes All sounds downloaded from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Michaël Ghelfi, IMSLP, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Announcement! Spring Schedule and Beyond
Tue, 03 May 2022 13:00:54 -0000
News of what is to come in the world of Try Not To Die! Thanks for all your support. :) If you'd like to support us further, you can head over to our Patreon where we're releasing bonus content every month! xoxo Noah and Lisa
Tue, 26 Apr 2022 13:00:48 -0000
ARC IV FINALE Zola and Erza plunge into Anacra's hoard, in an effort to reclaim Erza's heritage. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Grains of Sand Meme Mention at 14:03 - https://www.instagram.com/p/CcCQ05Ysuik/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y= Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Coins-fall-2” - belanhud “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Submarine-sonar” - breviceps “Bamf” - themfish “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim “Whip-crack” - scifisounds “Rifle-shots” - bananplyte “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb “Crowd-in-panic” - Jenna “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Polar Wind” - Fission 9 All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Chapter Sixty-Seven: An Eye for an Eye
Tue, 19 Apr 2022 13:00:00 -0000
Change burns in the heart of the Creatorforge. Can our heroes escape the frying pan to get to the fire? Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Lava-loop-4” - fission09 “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Rockfall-06” - tim-kahn “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-son “Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Bamf” - themfish “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion 01” - Tommccann “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Industrial Buzz” - Bigmanjoe “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Teleporter-24b” - blend cache” “Teleport” - outroelison All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Chapter Sixty-Six: The Creatorforge
Tue, 12 Apr 2022 13:03:29 -0000
Zola, Erza, and the warriors of the Fallen Flame make a desperate push towards Mystra's fallen Creatorforge... and Anacra's flaming portal. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti “Lava-loop-4” - fission09 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Bamf” - themfish “Explosion-01” - tommccann “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-son “Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Rifle-shots” - bananplyte “Whip-crack” - scifisounds All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi
Chapter Sixty-Five: Parallel Planes
Tue, 05 Apr 2022 13:00:00 -0000
In a fiery plane far beyond Feyfall, Erza and Zola get a new perspective on their world post-Malediction. Join our Patreon to hear our newest bonus ep: a canon oneshot featuring the Quicklings' origin story, and based off of Dolly Parton's 1980 screwball feminist comedy, "9 to 5!" Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti “Lava-loop-4” - fission09 “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Rocks-dropped-tumble2” - halleck “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim “Bamf” - themfish “Rifle-shots” - bananplyte “Bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Industrial buzz” - bigmanjoe “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Sixty-Four: Do You Dream?
Tue, 29 Mar 2022 13:00:00 -0000
After narrowly escaping Frigiditch's icy claws, Zola and Erza find themselves with a much bigger issue on their hands; a familiar and unwelcome face appears in the tunnels; and an opportunity presents itself. Patreon alert: This weekend, we're releasing a one-shot based on Dolly Parton's 9-5. Tumble out of bed and pour yourself a cup of hot bonus episode on our $10 tier! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons “Sheet-metal-bend-noise-2” - ch0cchi “Teleport” - outroelison “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Portal-idle” - couchhero “Rockfall-06” - tim-kahn “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound "Blizzard" - Michaël Ghelfi “Bamf” - themfish “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Explosion-01” - tommccann “Lava-loop-4” - fission09 All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Sixty-Three: All I Have
Tue, 22 Mar 2022 13:00:00 -0000
Standing in the frozen maw of Frigiditch's lair, Erza and Zola must delicately negotiate their survival... and the Shard's. Losing your mind at the end of this episode? Join our Patreon to hear our post-episode discussion every Wednesday! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti "Blizzard" - Michaël Ghelfi “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan “Whip-crack” - scifisounds “Rifle-shots” - bananplyte “Bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim “Bamf” - themfish “Glass-smash” - chewiesmissus “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Sixty-Two: Flailure To Launch
Tue, 15 Mar 2022 13:00:00 -0000
Trapped at the top of Rimewyrm's frozen tower, Zola and Erza must come up with a new plan, and quickly. We just played a brand new TTRPG over on our Patreon- go check it out! Lisa DM's! Noah plays! It's a little silly! Produced by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito + Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti "Blizzard" - Michaël Ghelfi “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan “Laster-pistol-shooting” - nxrt “Industrial buzz” - bigmanjoe “Bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Water gushing” - jakobthiesen "Fireball whoosh" - robinhood76 "Lightningcrash" - noisenoir “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Sixty-One: Little Monsters
Tue, 08 Mar 2022 14:00:00 -0000
As they press further into dangerous Chromatica territory, Zola and Erza try to get on the same page regarding their... third party member. We have a new bonus episode up on our Patreon $10 tier, DM'd by Lisa and starring Noah- check it out! Produced by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito & Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/AudioNauti "The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone" - uagadugu "Landslideseriousextracred" - tayingalive "Fireball whoosh" - robinhood76 "Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2" - silencyo__silencyo "Bamf" - themfish "Mountain-brook-1" - owl__areskutan "big Water Splash" - qubodup "Lightningcrash" - noisenoir "Electric-wire-03" - glaneur-de-sons "Blizzard" - Michaël Gelfi "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "Bullet-ricochet" - aust-paul All sounds from FreeSound.org, unless listed under Allsounds/Audonauti, Free Audio Zone, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Sixty: Sick Tricks and Slippery Slopes
Tue, 01 Mar 2022 14:10:59 -0000
On an endless camping trip through the Ouroboros Mountains, Zola and Erza tiptoe around delicate topics. A run-in with some mountain-folk leads to things going downhill (literally). Thank you for helping us get to SIXTY canon episodes!!! Come listen to even more on our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Lava-loop-4” - fission9 “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Arrow-woosh-twang-01” - strangely-gnarled “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Industrial Buzz” - bigmanjoe “Bonk Sound Effect” “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildiri “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Explosion-01” - tommccann All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Fifty-Nine: Tales of Begehrenswert
Tue, 22 Feb 2022 14:00:00 -0000
With the city gates closed behind them, Zola and Erza begin their journey beneath the Ouroboros Mountains. The Shard expects an introduction; Erza recalls a tale of loss. (We're so excited to be back! Come join us over to our Patreon to hear us discuss this episode on our weekly aftershow, The Afterlife.) Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Stonedoor-closeingwithboom” - audiotorpedo “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons “Industrial Buzz” - bigmanjoe “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildiri “Whip crack” - scifisounds “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Valentine's Day Special: Alright Angels
Tue, 15 Feb 2022 14:01:16 -0000
What could be scarier than saving the world? Filling out an online dating profile, I guess. Join us for this incredibly silly AND incredibly romantic Valentine's Day special. We are back with canon episodes NEXT WEEK! Sound Effects: "Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Sword-Clash-and-Slide" - Fun with Sound "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes All sounds from Freesound.org, Fun With Sound, and Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional sounds by Noah Perito.
The Ballad of Brigid: Part Two
Tue, 08 Feb 2022 14:00:00 -0000
Brigid and Baba Reishii fly towards Phaserot, in pursuit of a strange yet familiar stone. Thank you to our special guest, Ashley Goodwin, for helping us ring in the new year! Next TNTDTuesday, we'll be releasing last year's Valentine's Day Special from Patreon to the main feed. Then we will be BACK with Gorgonzola the following week! If you want to hear a cool bonus episode where Noah and I magically generate characters for one another and then bring them on an inter-planar-tary adventure, that's over on our $10 Patreon tier! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Teleporter” - blendcache “Teleport” - outroelison “Bamf” - themfish “Submarine-sonar” - breviceps “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Champagne glasses” - idabrandao “Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Explosion 01” - Tommccann All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sounds by Noah Perito
The Ballad of Brigid: Part One
Tue, 01 Feb 2022 14:18:58 -0000
Part one of a two-part canon special. Far away from Zola and Erza in Balderheim... Brigid must convince her people to act against the threat of the Omnimalum. Some ways you can support us this year: leave a review on Apple, rate our show on Spotify, recommend the show to a friend, or become a member of our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi “Posh-dinner-party” - 7by7 “Ocarina-trill-shaman-canyon-01-g” - carloscarty “Indoor-adult-murmur-large-group” - splicesound “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Explosion 01” - Tommccann “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Teleporter” - blendcache “Teleport” - outroelison “Fetid Swamp” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Book Sounds Effects” - Allsounds/Audionauti All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds/Audionauti, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Fifty-Eight: Drinking Buddies
Tue, 28 Dec 2021 14:00:00 -0000
(CW: This episode contains some binge drinking. If that's not your jam, feel free to skip time-codes 47:40-1:13:43. Please enjoy your grog responsibly!) Erza and Gorgonzola place one last bet as they begin to wear out their Balderheim welcome. This is our last episode until late Jan/early Feb! If you start to miss us, check out our Patreon where there are livestreams, aftershows, bonus episodes, and more. Stay posted on our return through social media- we're @trynottodiepod everywhere. :) Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons “Crashing” - smmassuda “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, Free Audio Zone, or Allsounds Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Frostjoy Special: A Fool's Errand
Fri, 24 Dec 2021 22:56:19 -0000
Last-minute gift-hunting on Frostjoy Eve? Really never a good idea. We present to you our second annual Frostjoy Special... DM'd by Lisa! We'll be back with one more canon episode next week, then we'll be breaking for the month of January to rest and recharge. Thank you for all your support this year, and we wish you a safe and healthy holiday season! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-revererberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache “Teleport” - Outroelison “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Bamf” - themfish “Cowbells” - supersciri “Metalrattle_drawbridge” - jorickhoofd_attribution “Crashing” - smmassuda "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Stream River Water Up Close" - jackthemurray "Bubbling" - infernus2 "Beer fermenter gurgling" - SpliceSound All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds Additional sounds by Lisa Condemi and Noah Perito
Chapter Fifty-Seven: D!ckbashers!
Tue, 21 Dec 2021 14:00:00 -0000
Continuing their one wild night in Balderheim, Zola and Erza make a potential faux pas. Next week's episode (Ch 58) will be our last story episode before the New Year! We'll be back with our second-ever Frostjoy Special on December 24th, then we'll be taking a short break while we plan and record the next arc. Expect us back for our... TWO-YEAR ANNIVERSARY!!! Thank you for all your support, and if you miss us? Just join us over on Patreon. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Balle-ping-pong-1” - beskhu “Crowd-boo” - deleted-user-2104797 “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons “Bamf” - themfish “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Shower-turn-on-run-turn-off-drain-water” - wav junction-com All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Fifty-Six: What Happens In Balderheim
Tue, 14 Dec 2021 16:35:05 -0000
Erza and Zola live it up as they reach the inner streets of Balderheim. Familiar figures follow, as always. Join our Patreon! We'll do a silly dance. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Entrance bell” - zott820 “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Metalrattle_drawbridge” - jorickhoofd “Arrow-woosh-twang-01” - strangely-gnarled “Wood Splintering” - Craigsmith “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Fifty-Five: Balderheim Bound
Tue, 07 Dec 2021 13:24:15 -0000
Erza leads Gorgonzola through the gates of Balderheim proper; Zola keeps important secrets. Join us over on Patreon! We have a weekly after-show, a monthly bonus episode, and more! Plus all episodes entirely ad-free. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion_01” - Tommccann “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz “Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles “Champagne glasses” - idabrandao “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan “Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crashing” - smmassuda “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Fifty-Four: Try Not To Lie
Tue, 30 Nov 2021 13:24:53 -0000
Zola fights to make it Balderheim in one piece, as her lies begin to falter. Hey- we are trying to make a Try Not To Die Musical Episode over on our Patreon! Come help us reach that goal? Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Crashing” - smmassuda “R29-r30-breaking-wooden-poles” - craigsmith “Wooden door smash” - Eneasz “Industrial buzz” - bigmanjoe “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Blizzard” - Michaël Ghelfi “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” “Champagne glasses” - idabrandao “Teleport” - outroelison "Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL “Teleported-24b” - blend cache “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles “Phone-dial” - breviceps “Purring” - Shisha the Cat “Coins-fall-2” - belanhud “Crack-glass” - 13fpanska-cerny-jan All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Fifty-Three: Frantic Farewells
Tue, 23 Nov 2021 14:00:00 -0000
Zola hits the books, then makes a break for Balderheim. Smyte has a change of heart. If you want extra content this holiday season, consider gifting us with your presence on our Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Industrial Buzz” - Bigmanjoe “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith “Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire (27-35-large-fire-burning)” - Craigsmith “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Bamf” - themfish “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache “Teleport” - outroelison “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Explosion” - tommccann “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Allsounds, Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Fifty-Two: Truths Long Overdue
Tue, 16 Nov 2021 13:00:00 -0000
Zola finally checks out a couple books at the Erudite Study. If you'd like to support our show, the best way is to join us over on Patreon! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Teleporter-24b” - blendcache “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Teleport” - outroelison "Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Fifty-One: Back To School
Tue, 09 Nov 2021 14:00:00 -0000
Gorgonzola returns to campus with a to-do list and a study buddy; Kittle reveals her distracting invention. If you'd like to support our show, please join our Patreon! We have multiple weekly/monthly shows there! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Phone-dial” - breviceps “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “entrance-bell” - zott820 “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings “Device-powerin-up” - spoonsandlessspoons “Industrial buzz” - bigmanjoe “Sparks” - erh “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo "Deadbolt1” - orestesi910 “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Coffee-mug-breaking” - deleted-user-7146007 “trash-can-falling” - nestra “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi, Sword Coast Soundscapes, or Allsounds Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Tue, 02 Nov 2021 13:00:00 -0000
Gorgonzola crash-lands back into the capital-- just in time for the Charcuterie Festival. (THANK YOU for supporting us all the way through our fiftieth episode! You guys are the coolest. If you would like to support us further, consider joining our Patreon, where we post bonus content every single week!) Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Crashing” - smmassuda “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Coins-fall-2” - belahud “Entrance-bell” - Zott820 All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Sword Coast Soundscapes, Allsounds, or Free Audio Zone Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Tue, 26 Oct 2021 13:00:00 -0000
....and we're BACK with Book Four of Try Not To Die! Transported via plant, Brigid and Smyte find themselves far away from The Socket. An onslaught of Omnimalum forces fall upon Zola and NP. The shard, as always, complicates matters. Thank you to our incredible guest, Ashley Goodwin! If you missed us during the break, become a member of our Patreon! You'll never be without sweet, sweet bonus content again. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Mysterious Jungle” - Michaël Ghelfi “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Crowd-in-panic” - Ienba “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Lightning crash” - noisenoir “Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Bamf” - themfish “Cooing” - dobroide “Phone-dial” - breviceps “Cracking-earth-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “big Water Splash” - qubodup “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Wind Temple” - Michaël Ghelfi “Stone-on-stone” - thanvannispen “Wind-2” - huggy13ear “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Gasp” - zerocarina All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Michaël Ghelfi. Additional Sounds by Noah Perito
BONUS EPISODE: Session 0 - Brigid, Keeper of the All-Fire
Tue, 12 Oct 2021 20:37:09 -0000
Far away from Zola, Smyte, and Aurealia... we meet Brigid, Keeper of the All-Fire. We're releasing Brigid's Session 0 (previously a Content Surge on our Patreon) onto the main feed in anticipation of our return to canon episodes and the beginning of our fourth book in just TWO WEEKS! Mark your calendars for October 26th, and for now, retreat into cool shade beneath the canopy of the lush Veridantes Jungle... Starring the talented, cunning and hilarious Ashley Goodwin as Brigid! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Jungles of Chult” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fireball whoosh” - robinhood76__05225.1 “Water gushing” - jakobthiesen “In the rain” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Cracking-earthquake-crack-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu "Big Water Splash" - qubodup “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Lightning crash” - noisenoir All sounds from Freesound.org unless listed under Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Forty-Eight: I'll Be Right Back
Tue, 31 Aug 2021 12:23:39 -0000
Part II of Book Three's Finale. The opportunity for escape grows at the heart of the Socket. Mystra receives a bevy of new acolytes. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo__silencyo “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - I eminyildirim “Battle with Monsters and Magic” - Michaël Ghelfi “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” -uagadugu “Bullet-ricochet” - aust-paul “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons "Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Industrial Buzz” - bigmanjoe “Crowd-in-panic” - ienba “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Crack-glass” - 13ffpanska-cerny-jan "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone “Coins-fall” - belanhud All sounds from Freesound.org unless noted with Free Audio Zone, Fun with Sound, Michaël Ghelfi, or Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional Sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Forty-Seven: A Golden Opportunity
Tue, 24 Aug 2021 11:00:00 -0000
Part 1 of Book 3's Finale. Stilton takes an early lunch while Brigid helps out a new friend; the squad finally attempts to free the prisoners of the Omnimalum. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Areskutan-mountain-brook-1” - owl "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Sheet-metal-bend-noise-2” - ch0cchi “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” -uagadugu “Crunch-whoosh-1” - alexkandrell “Bending-metal” - nachtmahrtv “Crashing” -smmassuda “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb “Rocks-dropped-tumble-2” - halleck “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 Additional Sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Forty-Six: Perfection Descends
Wed, 18 Aug 2021 03:49:19 -0000
Zola, Brigid and Smyte make their way towards the dark, imposing Pupil that lies at the center of the Socket. Stilton runs late for a business meeting. Come join our Patreon, won't you?! You give us money, we give you fresh, tasty sodes. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Areskutan-mountain-brook-1” - owl “Entrance-bell” - zott820 “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Bamf” - themfish "Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound “Dark Elves City” - Michael Ghelfi “Forest Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Small-creature-scamper-on-carpet” - clgood "industrial buzz" - bigmanjoe “Ice-frost-spell-skill” = I eminyildirim “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” -uagadugu “Rock-tumble-2” - Stubbs “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc “Laser-pistol-shooting” - nxrt Additional Sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Forty-Five: Pandora's Box
Tue, 10 Aug 2021 12:12:16 -0000
Zola, Brigid and Smyte attend an impromptu appointment. Lunch will be provided. Produced by: Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi Music by: Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Areskutan-mountain-brook-1” - owl "sparks" - erh "industrial buzz" - bigmanjoe “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre "Splash sw3" - Setuniman “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Explosion_01 - tommccann” “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 "Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb “Rockfall-06” - Tim-kahn “Entrance-bell” - zott820 Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Forty-Four: The Best Laid Plans
Tue, 27 Jul 2021 11:00:00 -0000
Zola, Brigid and Smyte fight to free the captives of the Souldier project. Join our Patreon community! We're halfway to our stretch goal of making a MUSICAL EPISODE! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo "Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "industrial buzz" - bigmanjoe "gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Crashing” - smmassuda “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi “Elevator” - kgarman314 “Areskutan-mountain-brook-1” - owl "sparks" - erh "entrance-bell" - zott820 "lightningcrash" - noisenoir “Hawk-eagle-cry-distant” - princeofworms “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc “Electric-sparks-railway-a” - inspectorj Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Forty-Three: Twisted Machinations
Tue, 20 Jul 2021 11:00:00 -0000
Zola, Brigid and Smyte discover what lies inside the Omnimalum's arcane laboratory. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Join our Patreon! $1 a month and we will shut up about ad stuff Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre "sparks" - erh "lightningcrash" - noisenoir “Hawk-eagle-cry-distant” - princeofworms "entrance-bell" - zott820 “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 "phone-dial" - breviceps "smoke-detector-alarm-close-perspective" - splicesound “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu "robot-walking-demo" - kwahmah "industrial buzz" bigmanjoe "gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer "Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound "Explosion 01" - tommccann "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "bullet-ricochet" - aust-paul “Crashing” - smmassuda Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Forty-Two: Me On Your Side
Tue, 13 Jul 2021 11:00:00 -0000
Dreams and the past weigh heavy on the trio as they wind their way into the fearsome heart of the Socket. Join our Patreon! We're putting up basically everything but our nudes. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi “Bonk Sound Effect” - Yer Boi Lloris “Crashing” - smmassuda “Marble” - jradcoolness “Marbles-in-glass” - lightartphotos “Cabled-mess” - demijohn “Balle-ping-pong” - beskhu “Ratsqueak” - zabuhailo “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Rockfall-06” - Tim-kahn “Rocks-dropped-tumble” - halleck “Window breaking” - m1a2t3z4 “Crowd-in-panic” - ienba “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Medieval army marching loop” - yap-audio-production “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone “Hawk-eagle-cry-distant” - princeofworms “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Forty-One: Labyrinth of Lies
Tue, 29 Jun 2021 11:00:00 -0000
The gang navigates the grim alleys of The Socket. Zola and Brigid both make unexpected discoveries. Come join our Patreon community! We are up to real silly stuff over there. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Hawk-eagle-cry-distant” - PrinceofWorms “Robot-walking-demo” -kwahmah “Blacksmith” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 “Medievalarmymarchingloop” - Yap-audio-production “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Metalrattle_drawbridge” - jorickhoofd “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Dark Elves City” - Michaël Ghelfi “Shower-turn-on-run-turn-off-drain-water” - wavjunction-com “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 "Tradecenterhall2” - zabuhailo “Jungles of Chult” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo___silencyo Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Tue, 22 Jun 2021 12:13:18 -0000
With the twist of a ring, the team infiltrates the crystal chasms of the Underdark. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone “Bamf” - themfish “Robot-walking-demo” - kwahmah “Sparks” - erh “Microwave-buttons-beep” - mrrap4food “Computer-startup” - squashy555 “Texting” -squashy555 “Industrial buzz” - bigmanjoe “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - eminyildirim “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Thirty-Nine: Bobbleheads, Beef Patties, and Books, Oh My!
Tue, 15 Jun 2021 13:24:12 -0000
Zola, Brigid and Smyte trek deeper into the labyrinthine tunnels of the Omnimalum's lair. Along the way, they encounter some tchotchke. What a world. If everyone joins our Patreon community, we can all run away together! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Entrance-bell” - zott820 “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225 “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Industrial buzz” - bigmanjoe “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseer “Teleport” - outroelison “Whip-crack” - Scifisounds “phone-dial” - breviceps “Rocks-dropped-tumble-2” - halleck “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Thirty-Eight: Mind the Gap
Tue, 08 Jun 2021 12:00:00 -0000
Zola, Brigid, and Smyte descend into the sewers beneath the Sprawl. The path to rescuing Moss Peacewillow is riddled with foes—some old, some new. Join our Patreon, where we have bonus episodes, livestreams, and the downloadable soundtrack! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Mouse-squeaks” - Shyguy014 “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225 “Whip-crack” - Scifisounds “Explosion 01” - tommccann “Hissing-metal” - vibe_crc-24b “Big Water Splash” - qubodup “wooden door smash” - Eneasz “Sparks” - erh “Device powering up” - spoonsandlessspoons “Industrial buzz” - bigmanjoe "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings “Crashing” - smmassuda “Rocks-dropped-tumble-2” - halleck “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Entrance-bell” - zott820
Chapter Thirty-Seven: Best Friends, Loose Ends
Tue, 01 Jun 2021 13:05:43 -0000
As Lord Achillion is kept hostage in the Drunken Drake, it finally rains. And then it pours. Join our Patreon community, where you'll find bonus episodes, our after-show, downloadable musical tracks, livestreams and more! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez “Entrance-bell” - zott820 “In The Rain” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Crashing” - smmassuda “Wooden door smash" - Eneasz "Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL “R29-30-breaking-wooden-poles” - Craigsmith “Wood Splintering” - wavecal22 “Bamf” - themfish “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Rocks-dropped-tumble-2” - halleck Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - timbre Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Thirty-Six: The Flames Grow Higher
Tue, 25 May 2021 12:00:00 -0000
The lights of the Drunken Drake go out on a Thursday. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "door opening 1" - Bowen707 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo_silencyo “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings "Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe “Sparks” - erh_1 “Subway-door-close” - tweeterdj “Entrance-bell” - zott820 “Flare-fire-into-sky-with-tail” - Kyles "Explosion” - Tommccann_ “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225 “Bamf” - themfish “Wood-splintering (1 Break)” - wavecal22 “wooden door smash” - Eneasz “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1 “Ice-frost-spell-skill” - eminyildirim “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Phone-dial” - breviceps Additional Sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Thirty-Five: Stoking the Fire
Tue, 18 May 2021 12:00:00 -0000
An urgent matter has been brewing for days, and is finally brought to Zola's attention. A trip to Marfin's has mixed results. A new unauthorized caster arrives in Aurealia. Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Jungles of Chult” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Fairy Dust Sound Effect” - Free Audio Zone “Cracking earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Teleport” - Outroelison "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Door Opening 1" - Bowen707 “Sword-clash-and-slide” - Fun with Sound "Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings "Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe "Subway-door-close" - Tweeterdj_1 "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2 - Silencyo__silencyo "Evening Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional sounds by Noah Perito
BONUS EPISODE: Battle of the Babies!
Tue, 11 May 2021 12:06:21 -0000
[Autark Aurealius voice] Welcome to the Glory Pits everybodyyyyyyyyy let's battle some weird babies Enjoy this sample of what our monthly Content Surge looks like on our Patreon! We'll be back next week with canon episodes. Sound Effects: Cracking-earthquke-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - Uagadugu “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Crowd-in-panic” - Ienba “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Sparks” - erh “Laugh-crowd-1” - funwithsound “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76 Additional sound effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Thirty-Four: She Fell So We May Rise
Tue, 04 May 2021 11:00:00 -0000
Gorgonzola signs up for classes, then has several unexpected meetings. I mean, doesn't anyone use a calendar anymore? Join our Patreon community to hear the aftershow, bonus episodes, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "School-hall-1.14" - dr-macak "Door Opening 1" - Bowen707 "Evening Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings "In The Rain" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe "Subway-door-close" - Tweeterdj_1 "Entrance-bell" - Zott820 "Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Thirty-Three: Intelligence, Practicality, Tenacity
Tue, 13 Apr 2021 12:00:00 -0000
A freshly re-Sharded Gorgonzola ditches the mausoleum life in pursuit of academia! Join our Patreon community for our aftershow, bonus episodes, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “In the Rain” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe “Subway-door-close” - Tweeterdj_1 "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings “Daytime Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “High-heels-on-marble-floor” - Avakas “Large-crowd-medium-distance-stereo” - eguobyte "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone “Cowbell” - gowlermusic “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 “Crowd-cheering-soft-cheering-and-chatter” - gregorquendel “Entrance-bell” - Zott820 “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” silencyo__silencyo Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Thirty-Two: For My Last Trick
Tue, 06 Apr 2021 12:00:00 -0000
Hot off the heels of a diamond heist, Zola and Smyte pursue Trick and the Shard. Join our Patreon community for the aftershow, bonus episodes, polls, music downloads, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Rockfall-06” - tim-kahn “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 "Explosion" - tommccann "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Sparks” - era "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Thirty-One: The Hall of Kings
Tue, 30 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0000
Zola and Smyte journey deep into the Necropolis of Aurealia, in search of the collapsed Hall of Kings... and the shard. Join our Patreon community to hear our aftershow, bonus episodes, music from the show and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Catacombs” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss "Explosion" - tommccann "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "bamf" by them fish “Sliding-stone-slab-simulation” - Timbre "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe “Crashing” - Smmassuda “Rock-unedited-24b” - Bkinder42 “Robot-walking-demo” - Kwahmah-02 “Sparks” - era “Cracking-earthquake-cracking-soil-cracking-stone” - uagadugu “Rock-tumble-2” - stubb "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 “Lightningcrash” - noisenoir “Electric-wire-03” - glaneur-de-sons “Lightringingclang_1” - wilhellboy “Can-open_1” - thebeigee “Rockfall-06” - tim-kahn Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Thirty: Atone Through Action
Tue, 23 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0000
Spoilers for The Prestige (lol). After losing control of her frenzy, Zola retreats to the underbelly of Aurealia. Become a part of our Patreon community to hear our aftershow, bonus episodes and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “City Sewer” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Metal-gate-01” - Silentstrikez “Light-metal-gate-close” - qubodup “Purring” - Shisha the Cat “Cellphone-buzz-vibrate-double-fast-table” - Framing-noise "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 “Phone-dial” - breviceps “Small Marketplace” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Silencyo-cc-fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo “Teleport” - outroelison "Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss “Teleported-24b” - blendcache "bamf" by them fish “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Twenty-Nine: Gorgonzola's No Good, Very Bad Day
Tue, 16 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0000
Gorgonzola runs into an old friend on the train. Join our Patreon community to hear our aftershow, bonus episodes, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings "Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe "sparks" - ERH "Subway door noise" - tweeterdj "bamf" by them fish "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv "Electric-sparks-railway" - inspectorj "Lightning crash" - noisenoir "Crowd-in-panic" - ienba "Heartbeats-61" - patobottos "Entrance-bell" - Zott820 "Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 "Explosion" - tommccann Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Twenty-Eight: Big Orc On Campus
Tue, 09 Mar 2021 13:00:00 -0000
Showtime! Gorgonzola applies for night school, and Larry Dilbert is the victim of identity fraud. Join our Patreon community for our aftershow, bonus episodes and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Town Square Daytime” - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings "Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe "sparks" - ERH "Subway door noise" - tweeterdj "Large crowd medium distance" - eguobyte “School-hall-1.14” - dr-macak “Purring” - Shisha the Cat “Busy Shopping Mall Ambience (Background Sound Effect)” - SoundEffectsFactory Additional Sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Twenty-Seven: Urgent Care Needed!
Tue, 02 Mar 2021 13:00:00 -0000
Gorgonzola goes to the clinic for her mutant rat bite! The Illustrious Capital Auraelia continues to be kiiiiiiiind of a bitch. Become part of our Patreon community to hear The Afterlife, music, bonus episodes, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Quiet Tavern” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Purring” - Shisha the Cat "Entrance Bell" - Zott820 “Evening Town” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Hospital Emergency Waiting Room” - Natures Symphony "sparks" - ERH "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe “LightningCrash” - Noisenoir “Electric Sparks, Railway, A” - InspectorJ of Freesound.org “05224 fireball whoosh” - Robinhood76 “Explosion” - tommccann “LightRingingClang” - wilhellboy "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings "Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss "Subway door noise" - tweeterdj All sounds from Allsounds/Audionauti, Freesound.org, Natures Symphony, Relaxing Recordings, and Sword Coast Soundscapes. Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Twenty-Six: Welcome to Auraelia, Kid.
Tue, 23 Feb 2021 14:00:00 -0000
Book Three! Leaving behind Captain Styx, Cicirose, and the crew of the Feral Free, Gorgonzola makes for land, diving headfirst into an unclear future. Join our Patreon community for our after-show, bonus episodes, musical tracks and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Splash sw3" - Setuniman "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Bamf" - themfish "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "30 Minutes of NYC Subway Sounds" - Relaxing Recordings "Device powering up" - Spoonsandlesss "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe "sparks" - ERH "Subway door noise" - tweeterdj "Rat squeak" - Zabuhailo "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv "Large crowd medium distance" - eguobyte "Horse and chariot 30 sec" - giovannitp "Daytime tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Entrance Bell" - Zott820 Additional Sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Twenty-Five: The Finale of the Feral Free
Tue, 19 Jan 2021 14:00:00 -0000
Zola spends her last day on the Feral Free with her favorite crew members; a foul trick is played; and Captain Styx makes a gamble. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound effects: “Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone “Calm Sea Sailing” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Ship Cabin” - Sword Coast Soundscapes “Purring” - Shisha the Cat "swimming breaking surface" - 14gpanskavalachristoffer “Gut-a-blastix” - rolandseerv “Industrial Buzz” - Bigmanjoe “Door opening 1” - Bowen707 “Bamf” - themfish “Three cannon shots” - originalmaja “Object Drops in Water” - danhelbling “Crashing” - smmassuda “Rumble fade in 10s” - unfa “R29-30-Breaking Wooden Posts” - craigsmith “Water gushing out of freighter” - jakobthiesen “scream_2_men” - thanvannispen “Defibrillator” - reg7783 “Splash sw3” - Setuniman Additional Sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Twenty-Four: The Torch Is Passed
Tue, 12 Jan 2021 15:00:00 -0000
Fleeing from the Kuo Toa and their underwater caverns, Zola and Captain Styx return to the Feral Free. Flambé proves she is more than a chef; Zola knocks on Cicirose’s door; and her dreams continue to be mysterious and deadly. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Underwater" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "swimming breaking surface" - 14gpanskavalachristoffer "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Door Opening 01" - Bowen707 "Coins-fall-2" - belanhud "Purring" - Shisha the Cat "Wind Temple" - Michael Ghelfi "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv "04342 sucking vacuum whooshes" - Robinhood76 Additional Sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Twenty-Three: The Casualties of Captain Styx
Tue, 05 Jan 2021 14:00:00 -0000
After Quince and Stilton are captured by mysterious, funny-sounding fish men, Captain Styx and Zola encounter a little more danger than they were expecting. Captain Styx hunts for tchotchkes, Zola preps some caviar, and the ocean is a cruel but beautiful mistress. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Underwater" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv "Industrial buzz" - Bigmanjoe "swimming breaking surface" - 14gpanskavalachristoffer "Explosion_01" - tommccann "Water Dripping in Cave" by Sclolex "Splash sw3" - Setuniman "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Twenty-Two: A Deep Dive
Tue, 29 Dec 2020 14:00:00 -0000
CW: Thalassophobia (fear of the ocean) Zola learns more about her mysterious past, Quince gets a sparring session, and Captain Styx continues to bewilder. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Purring" - Shisha the Cat "R29-30-Breaking Wooden Posts" - craighsmith "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz "Metalrattle_Drawbridge" - jorickhoofd_attribution "Splash sw3" - Setuniman "Underwater" - Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional Sounds by Noah Perito
Frostjoy Special: The Legend of Giorno Brina
Tue, 22 Dec 2020 15:00:00 -0000
Tis the season in Paddlewick, and someone is doing their best to ruin everyone's holiday cheer. Could this have anything to do with the man, the myth, the legend himself: Giorno Brina?! Sit back, light your yule log, and get your disgusting cocktail ready--we're saving Frostjoy, baby. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Polar Wind" - Fission 9 "Walking in snowstorm" - taira-komor "Record scratch" - luffy "Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Twenty-One: Ballistae, Bastions, Betrayal
Tue, 15 Dec 2020 15:00:00 -0000
The gang gets into some real deep shit with officers of the Golden Fist. Zola goes Spartacus, and there is a betrayal among the crew. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Metalrattle_Drawbridge" - jorickhoofd_attribution "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz "Flare fire into sky with tail" - Kyles "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Cannon" - SFX and Stuff "Splash sw3" - Setuniman "Explosion_01" - tommccann "Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv "Industrial buzz" - Bigmanjoe "R29-30-Breaking Wooden Posts" - craigsmith "Record scratch" - luffy "Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Chapter Twenty: Trouble on the Horizon
Tue, 08 Dec 2020 14:00:00 -0000
Zola explores the upper areas of Driftin, the floating fortress/community in the middle of the Mare Emara; Captain Styx has a mysterious date; and Stilton gets some scritches from a new friend. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Sword-clash-and-slide" - Fun with Sound "Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "industrial buzz" - Bigmanjoe "Explosion 01" - tommccann "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Metalrattle_Drawbridge" - jorickhoofd_attribution "Rope and Pulley" - Freqman "Record scratch" - luffy "Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Tue, 01 Dec 2020 16:02:39 -0000
After battling a horde of skeletons, the crew of the Feral Free lets loose with a birthday party; Cicirose gets a new parasol; and Zola finds herself a strange new place. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Purring" - Shisha the Cat "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Crashing" - smmassuda Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Eighteen: Close to the Bone
Tue, 24 Nov 2020 16:36:00 -0000
After watching Scram and Stilton disappear in the hull of a ghost ship, Zola attempts a deadly escape; the crew of the Feral Free earn their supper; and Captain Styx has the worst case of the Mondays. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "R29-30-Breaking Wooden Posts" - craigsmith "Water gushing out of freighter" - jakobthiesen "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseerv "Industrial Buzz" - Bigmanjoe "Big Water Splash" - qubodup "Champagne glasses" - idabrandao "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Seventeen: Ghost Stories
Tue, 17 Nov 2020 15:00:00 -0000
The Feral Free comes upon something mysterious in the middle of the Mare Emara. Zola pursues the subject of her dark dreams; Scram recounts a sordid tale; and the shard makes its presence known. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Shane Michaels. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Big Water Splash" - qubodup "R29-30-Breaking Wooden Posts" -craigsmith "metal hissing" - vibe_crc "Champagne glasses" - idabrandao "04342 sucking vaccuum whooshes" - Robinhood76 "Explosion_01 - tommccann "Black hole sx" - Thalamus_Lab "11-Scratching nyWood" - 16Panskadovsky_Igor "Finger Tap' - pikachu09 "Thunderstorm lightning sound" - food Additional sounds by Noah Perito
BONUS EPISODE: The Music of the Show
Tue, 10 Nov 2020 16:46:45 -0000
In this sexy little bonus episode, Noah and Lisa run rampant without Shane's supervision and dish about all the music of Try Not To Die. We're hoping to return to our main storyline in the next week. 2020 has been a shitshow and one of us is out of town with minimal remote recording capabilities. We hoped you've enjoyed these couple of bonus episodes and we will be back to our regular canon episodes next week! Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
BONUS EPISODE: Tourney of Terror!
Tue, 03 Nov 2020 16:23:55 -0000
WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE TOURNEY OF TERROR! Our players go full gladiator mode and fight to the (un)death in this non-canon bonus episode. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Created by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi, and Shane Ertter. Original music by Noah Perito. Sound Effects “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Three cannon shots" - originalmaja "Gong hit" - GowlerMusic "Crowd Screaming, A" - InspectorJ "Blowing of horn" - 150112 "Breaking a glass bottle" - dasebr "Earthquake" - zatar Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
Tue, 27 Oct 2020 16:43:32 -0000
Thanks to our lovely listeners for offering up their questions to our sacrificial altar, and thanks to our (warlock) patrons who have restored our spell slots with their generous donations. You keep us eternally young. You can check out our Patreon here, and you can find your voting location HERE! Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "lightningcrash" - noisenoir “Fire-in-fireplace-close-up-reverberant2” - silencyo __silencyo “The Underdark” - Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional Sound Effects by Noah Perito
A Very Special (Spooky) Announcement
Wed, 21 Oct 2020 05:24:09 -0000
Due to some technical difficulties, a full episode will not be posted this week. But don't fret! You can check out a mini bonus episode on our new PATREON, and we'll be back next week with more spooky content. https://www.patreon.com/trynottodiepod Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Original Music by Noah Perito.
Chapter Sixteen: Game Night, Orc Fight, Dream Fright
Tue, 13 Oct 2020 13:00:00 -0000
It's game night on board the Feral Free, and our heroes are ready to blow off some steam. Scram does some sleepless snooping, the party participates in some beer pong and bottle battle, and Zola has yet another cryptic nightmare. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Original Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Rat Sounds Effect" - Birds and Animals "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Kitchen-sounds" - soundhunterjulie "Egg-crack 01" - Anthousai "Pouring water into glass" - FillSoko "Chopping Celery" - Abolla "Whisking" - nakenne "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 "Beer Pong Sounds With Liquid In It" - puZZelZ "Bouncing Ping Pong Ball" achand1 "Beer Bottle, Spin, Hardwood Floor" - SpliceSound "Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe "Gut-a-blastix" - Roland Seer "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "War Sounds" - 1stWebArmy "MedievalCombatLoop" - Yap_Audio_Prooduction Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Fifteen: Siren Songs Soothe All Wrongs
Tue, 06 Oct 2020 13:29:06 -0000
Battle on the high seas! Our heroes are thrust into a late night conflict alongside the crew of the Feral Free! Quince and Zola jam out to some haunting harpy vocals, Scram chars up some chicken, Captain Styx reveals her name, and our heroes get their first taste of adventure on the Mare Emara. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Seagull on beach" - squashy555 "War Sounds" - 1stWebArmy "On0" - joe93barlow "Industrial Buzz" - bigmanjoe "Gut-a-blastix" - rolandseer "Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL "Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects "Big Water Splash" - qubodup "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Striking a Match" - Henrythetrain Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Fourteen: Good Friend Ships Never Sink
Tue, 29 Sep 2020 13:00:00 -0000
Picking up from where we left off, our heroes continue to learn the ropes of the Feral Free out on the open sea! Quince quickly becomes a party favorite, Scram makes amends, Zola takes a tumble, and we all learn a little more about the terrible disease of bullying. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Crashing" - smmassuda "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Sounscapes "That darn dinner bell" - CGEffex "Footsteps_Walk" - Nox_Sound "Big Water Splash" - qubodup "Door Opening 1" - Bowen707 "Window breaking" - m1a2t3z4 Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Thirteen: The True Meaning of Friend-Ship
Tue, 22 Sep 2020 13:38:04 -0000
Our heroes continue to get acquainted with the crew of the Feral Free as they sail towards the capital. There's a lot of interior design talk as well. We're kind of multi-faceted if you didn't know. DM Noah LAYS DOWN THE LAW! Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Shane Michaels. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 "Ship Cabin" - Sword Coast Sounscapes "Fluttering Chinese Fan 01" - leonelmail "Crashing" - smmassuda Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Twelve: All Aboard, Adventure Awaits!
Tue, 15 Sep 2020 13:00:00 -0000
Book Two. We return to our unlikely heroes as they seek urgent passage out of Paddlewick. Scram has a last minute goodbye, Zola gets her tongue tied by a new face in town, and DM Noah tries unsuccessfully to part us with our gold. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Lisa Condemi and Shane Michaels. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "Fluttering Chinese Fan 01" - leonelmail "Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Peeing/Water Dripping On Soil" -Yellowbear "Smashing Glass" -mgmabile "Crashing" - smmassuda "Cat, Sreaming, A" - InspectorJ "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz "Door opening 1" - Bowen707 "Calm Sea Sailing" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Big Water Splash" - qubodup Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Tue, 07 Apr 2020 14:49:30 -0000
In this Very Special Bonus Episode, Noah, Shane and Lisa answer your burning questions. SPOILER WARNING for the entire first arc! We'll be going on a short break after this, as we plan our second arc and wait for social distancing guidelines to loosen. For now, you can join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.
Chapter Eleven: First Loves, Last Goodbyes
Tue, 31 Mar 2020 13:57:55 -0000
Post-exile, the gang lives it up in Paddlewick for one last day- until two vivid dreams complicate the future.... Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Small Marketplace" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Shop_door_bell+squeek" - 3bagbrew "Daytime Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Attribution - Battle calvary charge, shoulders marching sword fights, skirmish" - Michael Ghelfi "Quiet Tavern" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional sounds by Noah Perito and Shane Ertter
Tue, 24 Mar 2020 14:00:00 -0000
After returning to the the surface of Paddlewick, the gang must decide what path they will take. A tense meeting leads to a devastating ultimatum. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Coastal Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Manhole Cover Open/Slide" - Prosound Effects "Footsteps_Walk" - Nox_Sound Additional sounds by Noah Perito and Shane Ertter
Chapter Nine: Lather, Rinse, Repeat
Tue, 17 Mar 2020 19:00:00 -0000
The gang hatches a plan to escape the Underdark Fortress and return to Paddlewick without anyone being eaten. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects "Record scratch" - luffy "Crashing" - smmassuda "Pinball machine sound effect:high quality" - ZachTEM "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 "Stone Slide Sound Effects" - 2MirrorsDialogue "City Sewer" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Big Water Splash" - qubodup "Manhole Cover Open/Slide" - Prosound Effects "Coastal Town" -Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Eight: Squatter's Rights
Tue, 10 Mar 2020 14:00:00 -0000
After throwing Brizalla from her tower, the squad tears apart her office in search of Lord Eaglebottom's stolen item. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects "Wooden door smash" - Eneasz "Pinball machine sound effect:high quality" - ZachTEM Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Seven: Horrible Bosses
Tue, 03 Mar 2020 15:00:00 -0000
Zola, Scram, and Prya find themselves under the heel of a shady organization with questionable labor practices. Scram robs from the greedy and gives to the greedy. Zola gets a cool new pair of shoes! Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Fireball-whoosh" - robinhood76 "Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects "Tape Rewind Sound Effect" - Viral Vids NL "Rumble fade in 10s" - unfa "Glass Smash" - Chewiesmissus Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Six: All In This Together
Tue, 25 Feb 2020 14:55:23 -0000
Our unlikely heroes continue their journey into the dark fortress beneath Paddlewick. Zola and Prya bluff their way to the top, and Scram commits the most insidious crime of all--identity theft. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects "Frying Pan Sound Effects" - AllSounds/Audionautix “Hissing metal” - vibe_crc-24b_1 "Bubbles Sound Effects" - AllSounds/Audionautix “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225 “Metal-gate-01” - silentstrikez Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Tue, 18 Feb 2020 15:00:00 -0000
We split the party and everything is totally fine! Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Book Sound Effects " - AllSounds/Audionauti "Crashing" - smmassuda “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225 "Rat Sounds Effect" - Birds and Animals "Pinball machine sound effect:high quality" - ZachTEM Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Four: Ratatouille Rumble
Wed, 12 Feb 2020 00:01:03 -0000
The sewers beneath Paddlewick are filthy and rat-infested. Where is our tax money going??? Zola flirts with a clergywoman to mixed success. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: “Book Sounds Effects" - AllSounds/Audionauti "Stone Slide Sound Effects" - 2MirrorsDialogue "Rat Sounds Effect" - Birds and Animals “Fireball-whoosh” - robinhood76__05225 "The Underdark" - Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter Three: Sewers, Shards, and Leaps Too Far!
Tue, 04 Feb 2020 15:00:00 -0000
Our party descends into the sewers beneath Paddlewick village while tracking some mysterious figures... A cunning plan of stealth and subterfuge is hatched, then immediately abandoned. Zola gets sewer-egg on her face. Scram defies gravity and musical genre. DM Noah is CANCELLED! Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Fairy Dust Sound Effect" - Free Audio Zone "Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects "Manhole Cover Open/Slide" - Prosound Effects "Evening Town" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "City Sewer" - Sword Coast Soundscapes Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Wed, 29 Jan 2020 01:23:23 -0000
Zola and Scram jump out of the frying pan and into the broiler. Scram comes face-to-face with the bourgeois establishment. Zola might have the hots for a religious figure. DM Noah makes an excellent manhole-cover noise. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our after-show, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi Sound Effects: "Medieval Battle Sounds | War Ambience" - Michael Ghelfi "Big House Fire" - TheMSsoundeffects Additional sounds by Noah Perito
Chapter One: Paddlewick Problems
Tue, 28 Jan 2020 15:00:00 -0000
Book One. Two strangers cross paths in the dead of early-evening and instantly become best friends! Scram gives a new meaning to the words "mommy issues." Zola questions her life choices and the cardinal directions. Jeffrey the Drunk has the worst night of his life. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes, our aftershow, and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Original music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi. Sound Effects: "Town at Night" - Sword Coast Soundscapes "Medieval Battle Sounds | War Ambience" - Michael Ghelfi Additional sounds by Noah Perito.
Tue, 21 Jan 2020 00:49:00 -0000
Dungeon Master Noah welcomes you to the land of Emaralia in this sneak peak promo episode! The cast and characters of Try Not To Die are introduced: Scram, a wily, middle-aged goblin on the run with a sparkly secret; and Zola, a spunky, homeschooled teen half-orc with a cheesy past and a wild dream. Join our Patreon community for bonus episodes and more! Produced by Noah Perito, Shane Michaels, and Lisa Condemi. Music by Noah Perito and Lisa Condemi.