Halfwits & Failed Crits
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Creator: Halfwit Podcasts
Fantasy, Science fiction Full cast Longform Audio RPG
Synopsis:
Halfwits & Failed Crits is an Actual Play Podcast where the players' blundering choices and cursed dice are the real big bad evil standing in the way of getting to the end of a campaign! Join GM Jonathan Swenson while the players Kiley Swenson, Laura Rodgers, and Luis Ardila "expand the chaos" in Children of the Spine - A Stars Without Number Podcast.
(Produced by Halfwit Podcasts)
Format: Audio RPG
RPG system: Stars Without Number
Continuity: Longform
Voices: Cast
Genres: Fantasy, Science fiction
Framing device:
Maturity: Mature
Creator demographics: / Disabled / LGBTQ+
Character demographics:
Content warnings (creator selected): / Alcohol and drug abuse / Explicit language / Sexual content / Violence
Country of origin: United States
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Episodes:
Presenting: This Machine Belongs To
Mon, 01 Apr 2024 03:00:00 -0400
Listen Here! ( https://thismachinebelongsto.buzzsprout.com/share )
Hello and welcome everybody to a fantastic April Fools day announcement! The prank is, I decided to release what was the mini project I talked about as its own podcast rather than a new short season of Halfwits & Failed Crits. While it is a solo ttrpg journaling game, the final product felt way more right being its own thing, akin to a traditional audio drama, and if it does well we already have plans on how we can make more seasons of it. So in a minute you’ll hear the trailer, and a supercut of the first three episodes.
But I have one last gift for you all before that. We are making amazing progress on planning the next campaign. We’ve made a rulebook of our own called PenultiMyth, made test characters, playtested some of the mechanics and they felt great so far, made 4 major factions with 36 fleshed out leaders within them, and have the world map, its biomes, and some key locations all planned out. If all goes well, the new Campaign will be launching in September! We are so excited to bring you with us on our new adventures!
=== Credits ===
Produced by Halfwit Podcasts ( https://www.HalfwitPodcasts.com ).
Written by Matt Spaziani ( https://vocal.media/authors/matt-spaziani ).
Vernon Wright is voiced by Jonathan Swenson ( https://www.jgswenson.com ).
Based on the journal role-playing game "The Machine" by Adira & Fen Slattery ( https://adira.itch.io/the-machine ).
Music and sound effects used with Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.
Mon, 05 Feb 2024 03:00:00 -0500
We sit down as ourselves and chat about Children of the Spine, what our characters are doing, what NPC's are doing, our favorite moments, and other fun tidbits. At the end of the episode I include bloopers from the Finale!
Please give your honest feedback of Children of the Spine at ( https://forms.gle/xvDpy5Y3P95sVfqe6 ).
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=== CREDITS ===
Opening Theme:
Nedrak - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals
Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.
Mon, 29 Jan 2024 03:00:00 -0500
The crew returns to Nedrak to right the wrongs of the past.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium, Zapsplat Gold, and Ghosthack Music licenses.
Mon, 15 Jan 2024 03:00:00 -0500
The crew of the Paradise explores the depths of the fungal forest in hopes of finding something, anything, that can help them escape or kill the Terran.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses.
Sat, 23 Dec 2023 16:00:00 -0500
The Paradise runs out of fuel, stopping at the consumed vacation planet of Gyeong-otos to gather resources so they can escape the Terran.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses.
Children of the Spine Ep 37 - Till You Swing The Bat | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 20 Nov 2023 03:00:00 -0500
The Paradise is in trouble and its up to Mohan to save the fleet with the help of Trixie and Kremlin.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses.
Children of the Spine Ep 36 - The Spine, Twisted and Tied | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 09 Oct 2023 03:00:00 -0400
War. War Never Changes. The crew learns about the rise, golden age, and fall of the Terran Empire. Then they put boots on the ground as they embody Alpha Team, the a squadron of Terran Dragon Hunting Elites.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses.
Mon, 11 Sep 2023 03:00:00 -0400
A new beginning, a new mega corp.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses.
Children of the Spine Ep 34 - Who am I to Deny Gravity | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 31 Jul 2023 03:00:00 -0400
The crew of the Paradise learns more about their new hive mind friend, the Spine, and Waotaka's life, while the threat of the Terran grows.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapslat Gold licenses.
Tue, 27 Jun 2023 22:00:00 -0400
Welcome to the Triangle Agency fellow Resonant! This is your new hire training video featuring Agents Hazel (Kiley) and Finn (Laura) on Finn's first mission. Plenty to learn here so take out your tablets and dip your spaghetti in the ink brace as you learn all about what it means to keep our world safe from Anomalies... just like you.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Triangle Agency by Haunted Table LLC (https://hauntedtable.itch.io/)
Go pre-order right now! We had so much fun and you can too! (this is an order from your general manager and not doing so can result in demerits, death, or an extended stay in the vault).
(https://triangle-agency.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders)
Music and Art Provided by Haunted Table LLC (Thank You!!!)
Control Yourself & Stability by Edith Margaret Mudge (https://www.edithmudge.com/).
Cover Art "Trina" by Ryan Kingdom (https://www.ryankingdomart.com/)
Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapsplat Gold licenses.
Children of the Spine Ep 33 - The Dark Between the Stars | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 19 Jun 2023 03:00:00 -0400
The Paradise Fleet is lost in the great void of the sector with uncharted spike drill paths and questionable guides, as they search for the isolated AI Colony in hopes of recruiting new and hopefully powerful allies against the Terran.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapslat Gold licenses.
Mon, 15 May 2023 03:00:00 -0400
In the wake of the Terran's arrival, The Spiral Captains must decide the future of the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla. Meanwhile the crew of the Paradise is a bit on edge as they prepare to hold the weight of that future on their shoulders.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapslat Gold licenses.
Mon, 24 Apr 2023 03:00:00 -0400
The crew of the Paradise has returned home to the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla for some much needed R&R as we watch them grow and the years go by.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Children of the Spine Ep 30 - A Small Mirror to Practice Smiling | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 20 Mar 2023 03:00:00 -0400
The crew of the Paradise gains an unexpected ally, confronts an ancient enemy, and battles for the soul of a lost friend.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Other music and sound effects used on Dark Fantasy Studio Premium and Zapslat Gold licenses.
Children of the Spine Ep 29 - Offer Me Proof of Your Existence | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 27 Feb 2023 03:00:00 -0500
The crew of the Paradise finds the Sarka Institute with the help of Tammy Hatt, their mechs, and some disguises. But first, they have to fix an office copier.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License.
Mon, 06 Feb 2023 03:00:00 -0500
The Crew of the Paradise has arrived at the rumored location of Pythia, and while they try to figure out how to reach the planet under the mega-structure that is Seradin, they do some last minute preparations.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License.
Children of the Spine Ep 27 - Suffering That Brings Us Together | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 16 Jan 2023 03:00:00 -0500
The crew of the Paradise learn a bit about their stowaway Mother Dorya, send the crew of the Edda to the Speven Eleven to order a Spapple, and finally get some key info on how to confront Pythia.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License.
Mon, 26 Dec 2022 03:00:00 -0500
The crew of the Paradise have finally tied up most of their lose ends and are ready to take Eskel back to the AGF, but Eskel wants to get a taste of the pirate life first. The crew heads to the race tracks while Eskel gets his friends together for their first Heist.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Children of the Spine Ep 25 - Just Here for the Gasoline | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 05 Dec 2022 03:00:00 -0500
The crew of the Paradise is faced with an eternal dilemma, to pit or not to pit? Will they ever decide what to do next? The Sector may never know!
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License.
Children of the Spine Ep 24 - The Taxpayer is the Most Hopeless | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 14 Nov 2022 03:00:00 -0500
The crew of the Paradise is off to take on their biggest bounty yet, the assassination of a rising warlord on the planet Wrux, where death and taxes take on a whole new meaning.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Other music used on a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License.
🔒 Bonus - You Were Never Really Here
Tue, 08 Nov 2022 23:00:00 -0500
CW: Suicide & Alcoholism are mentioned as potential causes of death.
Set in 1920's Boston, Alice (Laura), Elsie (Kiley), Reggie (Luis) and Harvey (Jonathan) are Haunted, searching for Alice's disappeared son. The catch is, one of us already died alone and forgotten.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game: You Were Never Really Here by Ben Chong
Music: Ominous Forces by Rafael Krux
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/5372-ominous-forces
License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Artist website: https://www.orchestralis.net/
Music: Irregular Rhythms by Tim Kulig
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9829-irregular-rhythms
License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Artist website: https://timkulig.com/albums
Music: The Gate by Tim Kulig
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9873-the-gate
License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Artist website: https://timkulig.com/albums
Music: Ingestion Of Sorrows by Tim Kulig
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/9828-ingestion-of-sorrows
License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Artist website: https://timkulig.com/albums
All other music and SFX used with a Zapslat Gold License and a Dark Fantasy Studios Premium License.
Children of the Spine Ep 23 - In the Amber of the Moment | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 17 Oct 2022 03:00:00 -0400
The Crew of the Paradise lands on a dying planet looking for Eskel Folstad in a desperate bid to cross one item off a long list of mysteries.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Children of the Spine Ep 22 - Slow and Sudden Change | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 26 Sep 2022 03:00:00 -0400
The crew of the Paradise is spending some time recovering from their injuries, fixing the ship, meeting Kei's parents, worrying about Pythia, and deciding which of a hundred different ways they should go next.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
🔒 Bonus - Dynasty: Who Will Rule the Empire
Thu, 22 Sep 2022 21:00:00 -0400
Come join Kiley, Luis, and Jonathan in the Astral Realm above the world of Corvidel, as they take on the roles of godly dynasties vying to claim the throne deep in the Eternal Well!
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System: Dynasty: Who Will Rule the Empire by Storybrewers Roleplaying
Music: Nightmare by Alexander Nakarada
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4890-nightmare
License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Artist website: https://www.serpentsoundstudios.com/
Children of the Spine Ep 21 - The Unconsenting Soul | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 22 Aug 2022 03:00:00 -0400
C-C-C-COMA EPISODE IS HERE! Most of the crew is down for the count and trapped in the land of the Great Willow once again, as well as some new locales. Meanwhile Astrid and Kei get told there are guests that will be making use of hospital visiting hours, much to Kei's displeasure and Astrid's excitement.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Bonus - Murder on the Eberron Express
Mon, 01 Aug 2022 01:00:00 -0400
All Aboard as GM Kiley takes a cast of kooky killers for the ride of their lives! Join Cinis the Ice Queen (Luis), Ruby the Business Partner (Mary), Maxim the Scholar (Jonathan), and Tuash the Lost Heir (Laura), as they accuse each other of the murder of Egan Bakker with no true detective to help them out. It's going to be a long ride to Fairhaven...
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=== CREDITS ===
Game:
Murder on the Eberron Express by Orla ni Dhuill. Support them by purchasing the game for yourselves! ( https://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/296256/Murder-on-the-Eberron-Express )
Opening Theme:
Assassin by Rafael Crux ( https://freepd.com/epic.php )
Children of the Spine Ep 20 - What If This Time You Fall | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Tue, 12 Jul 2022 01:00:00 -0400
The crew of the Paradise has landed on Kei's home planet of Pylo-Koshi just in time for an annual plume faring festival where they can do some real pirate shit! But before they can hunt the thophids that terrorize the planets domed cities, they have to unload that Ancient they stole from Tudega and get some Gorp! There's absolutely no reason why this shopping / beach episode has an ominous title.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Nedrak's Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
Other Music and SFX used on a Zapsplat Gold License or a Dark Fantasy Studio Premium License.
Tue, 21 Jun 2022 23:00:00 -0400
While Jonathan and Kiley are away on their honeymoon, GM Laura and Bro Dude Luis take up the reigns and made... this...
In a town where everything is normal and nothing ever happens, Amondedeus (Luis) is a normal high school basketball captain, with a secret passion for singing. Too bad his alien parasite has its own ambitions for stardom!
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=== CREDITS ===
Game:
Empty Cycle by Rookie Jet Studio ( https://rookiejet.itch.io/empty-cycle?download )
Music:
Raw by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4264-raw
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Most other music, sounds, and effects through Zapsplat Gold License.
SFX of 14 Glizzies slamming a lunch tray by Halfwits & Failed Crits Foley Workshop.
Children of the Spine Ep 19 - To Step In Puddles | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 20 Jun 2022 03:00:00 -0400
The crew of the Paradise confronts the cryptids of Tudega, hoping to warn them of an upcoming attack that the crew had absolutely no part in fueling... and the cryptids have a warning of their own for the crew!
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Children of the Spine Ep 18 - Tiny Ripples on Approach | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 30 May 2022 03:00:00 -0400
The crew of the Paradise takes some downtime on Tudega! They get a nice hotel, pop some bubbly, hit up a night club, and take a tour of the town. But what they learn on their tour is a bit more than they bargained for.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Children of the Spine Ep 17 - A Thin Film of Smooth Expanse | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 09 May 2022 03:00:00 -0400
The crew of the Paradise is back on the Flotilla and with their new title of Sanguinity Stellar Vessel and an upgraded Spike Drive they are free to pirate how they please for the first time! Their mission: deliver some ammo from S7 to B11. Yes, they decide to travel the entire known sector...
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Children of the Spine Ep 16 - Something Terribly Funny | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 18 Apr 2022 02:00:00 -0400
The crew of the Paradise are back at their old stomping grounds and ready to save their family, friends, and enemies! Or are they? Astrid throws a shovel, Kamala hecking hacks a lot, and Mohan finds bathroom donuts. At least one of them is focused on the mission.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Mon, 28 Mar 2022 15:00:00 -0400
The gang is all here as Jonathan takes the Bonus GM reigns once again in this harrowing encounter filled with fancy, fun, and fabric?! Join the Sexy Scholar (Kiley), the Irresistible Influencer (Laura), and the Enchanting Chimney-sweep (Luis) as they strut their stuff in the 100th Anniversary Silk Flame Runway Competition!
Music:
District Four by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3662-district-four )
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license )
Opportunity Walks by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4173-opportunity-walks )
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license )
Edm Detection Mode by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4987-edm-detection-mode )
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license )
Inspired by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3918-inspired )
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license )
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Children of the Spine Ep 15 - A Horrible Possibility | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 28 Mar 2022 03:00:00 -0400
The Crew of the Paradise returns from their last mission to find a not quite pleased Captain Radko, especially when Astrid's compad won't stop buzzing with news of disaster on Fornhagi! Astrid gets some nudes, Kamala sells an exotic carcass, and Mohan seriously weighs joining a cult.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Children of the Spine Ep 14 - In the Midst of Tragedy | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 07 Mar 2022 01:00:00 -0500
The Crew of the AGF-Paradise is off on another mission! But first some paperwork... Once that's complete its time to head off to K12-02-04: Etalawe, where their job is to help a scientist recover his work from a sunken facility affected by a recent meteor impact. Astrid expends a lot of effort, Kamala makes sushi, and Mohan delivers some pizza.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Thu, 17 Feb 2022 22:00:00 -0500
Listen. This one. THIS ONE. WELL DO WE HAVE A ONE FOR YOU. Sorry? Thank you? Don't know.
Join Jonathan and he GMs Kiley and Luis through a super romp through an action movie as we play All Outta Bubblegum by Jeffrey Grant & Michael Sullivan.
Spoiler: We get super drunk super fast. If that's not your thing we don't blame you. It will never be my thing again.
Intro and Outro:
Hellfire by Alexander Nakarada
Link: ( https://filmmusic.io/song/8902-hellfire )
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license )
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Children of the Spine Ep 13 - To Get Out Into Orbitals | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 14 Feb 2022 01:00:00 -0500
The Lost are now the Crew of the Sanguinity Orbital Vessel AGF-Paradise, and as a proper pirate crew it's time to hit their first bounty! As they perform their first spike drill, with some help from their new Cluster Captain, they arrive at K12-01-39: Warib to meet their contact. Astrid plays with bombs, Kamala has a hack fight, and Mohan leads some goons.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Children of the Spine Ep 12 - Moral Instinct to Survive | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 24 Jan 2022 01:00:00 -0500
The Lost have one more item to check off their list before becoming full fledged pirate of the AGF, and that's to take some cryptic test! Astrid hears lots of voices, Kamala has memories of home cooking and old enemies, and Mohan is tormented by visions of races lost.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Children of the Spine Ep 11 - Only Debt is Forever | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 03 Jan 2022 01:00:00 -0500
The Lost are doing the time warp as they spend their first 10 weeks on the Alerozak Galactic Flotilla learning about their new home and doing odd jobs to secure their next home, a spaceship! Astrid rakes in the cash doing some doctoring, Kamala has a run in with some lawyers, Nadia makes some mods, and Mohan holds a concert with the help of his new henchmen.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
🔒 Bonus - He Has a Red, Red Coat
Wed, 29 Dec 2021 10:00:00 -0500
Welcome to our Christmas Special! Luis takes the reigns of our wacky sleigh with a game and story of his own design, while the others play little elves hard at work in the toy factory. Follow Winkle Tinkle (Laura) the perceptive elf, Sprinkle Cookiedance (Kiley) the nimble elf, and Jangle Picklekiss (Jonathan) the imaginative elf, as they unwrap their coworkers workplace drama.
Intro and Outro:
Krampus's Workshop by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5518-krampus-s-workshop )
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license )
The Workshop Theme:
Wish Background by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4633-wish-background )
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license )
Santa's Cabin Theme:
Holiday Weasel by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5517-holiday-weasel )
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license )
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Children of the Spine Ep 10 - Echoes of a Vanished Past | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 13 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -0500
The Lost embark on their first mission with the crew of the Sage Condor! Down on the planet Narfasker, Astrid detects life, Nadia vomits in her vacc suit, Mohan scrambles an egg, and Kamala proves her intellect isn't the only thing that's sharp.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Children of the Spine Ep 9 - Brink of an Unknown Future | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 22 Nov 2021 01:00:00 -0500
The Lost are freed from their shackles but still trapped aboard the Sage Condor while Stellar Captain Takahashi and Stellar First Mate Kinjo discuss the fate of our protagonists with their superior, Cluster Captain Scavenger. Meanwhile Astrid plays with her new telekinesis, Nadia learns what it means to be a shipwright, Mohan scheme's how to get a ship, and Kamala has an awkward meeting with another Su'degh.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Children of the Spine Ep 8 - The Crisis of Today | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 01 Nov 2021 01:00:00 -0400
The Lost are found, but by who?! And where's Havelock?! Astrid gets a new power, Nadia mourns her metatool, Mohan is ass up, John is about to explode, and Kamala does some competitive hacking.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Mon, 25 Oct 2021 18:00:00 -0400
GM Laura takes the crew back to the 70's - 80's for this hella bodacious one shot where we play Kids on Bikes by Doug Levandowski and Jonathan Gilmour! Join our crew of kids while we uncover a mystery of radical proportions as people from our small town just keep on disappearing!
If you enjoy the system please support them by buying it at https://renegadegamestudios.com/kids-on-bikes-rpg/ !
Opening Theme:
Soundtrack from the Starcourt Mall by Bryan Teoh ( https://freepd.com/ )
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Wed, 13 Oct 2021 03:00:00 -0400
Our resident mistress of the dark Mary takes the role of Fate in this spooky scary one shot sure to send shivers down your spine! Join Murphy the Merfolk (Luis), Lilith the Vampire (Kiley), Amelia the Spectre (Laura), and Joaquin the Mummy (Jonathan) as we race to obtain mortality and a long deserved rest from monstering.
Theme:
Unholy Knight by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4563-unholy-knight
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Game:
Backstabbing Beasties by donnyc.itch.io (@donovanplanet on twitter)
Supporting sounds all found on FreeSound.org under Creative Commons 0 License (Public Domain).
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Children of the Spine Ep 7 - Discovery is Dangerous | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Tue, 12 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -0400
The Children take their new mining truck S1LV3A for a leisurely drive across the Fornhagi surface, meeting majestic creatures, lovely people, and trying not to miss their dinner date with Mohan's alien friends.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Bonus - Children of the Spine - Prequel Part V
Tue, 14 Sep 2021 03:00:00 -0400
The crew of the SPS Resonance has collected the artifacts, Learned critical information, made a new mech, and perilously flung themselves toward the final location on their map, not knowing what awaits them. What will they find there? Who will be waiting for them? Will we ever find out what this insidious Scream related plan entails? Find out on the Finale of the Prequel to Children of the Spine!
Note from Jonathan:
Thank you all for listening to the Prequel to Season 2! If you enjoyed what you heard then hold on to your space pants because the rest of the episodes from here on out were recorded with amazing brand new equipment, featuring full sound design by myself, and music by Bobby Prater. The new characters are amazingly fun, the players bring their A game like never before, and the world alive and sprawling. We can't wait to bring you in!
The next episode will be World Building and character creation, then a character backstory game, and finally the first real game, followed by a faction turn. We are switching to a 3 week schedule to make sure we always have time to push this content at its best quality. This new season has already doubled our listens, and knowing we are making something you all love is amazing. Again, thank you for being the best listeners.
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
*Voice Over added by Jonathan Swenson.
Ending Theme:
Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
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Children of the Spine Ep 6 - We Evolve Beyond | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 13 Sep 2021 01:00:00 -0400
We rejoin the Children right in the action as the intense motorcycle chase begins after being shot at by unknown assailants! Will they get back to Undarnott or will they be at the mercy of these terrorists, and where are the beings that were supposed to abduct them? Find out on Children of the Spine Ep 6 - We Evolve Beyond!
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Ending Theme:
On the Shore by Kevin MacLeod
Link: ( https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4167-on-the-shore ).
License: ( https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ).
Mon, 19 Jul 2021 19:00:00 -0400
The Halfwits are lead by Bee, one of the creators of World of Wyldrvir, in a one shot called Nokka's Fishing Hole! We figured since in real life we are about to have a Christmas in July party we might as well invite you on this wintry adventure we all had back in January!
Find everything you need to know about World of Wyldrvir here: https://worldofwyldrvir.carrd.co/
Make sure to check out more than just our episode because their podcast, and their other guest plays tests are fantastic!
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Sun, 18 Jul 2021 03:00:00 -0400
In this bonus episode Kiley takes the reins as GM in a wildly silly one shot where we play bears trying to steal from a honey convention. Join Earl (Mary), Bread (Laura), Kikkoman (Luis), and Mars (Jonathan) as they resist going full bear or surrendering to a life of crime, while trying to get their paws on the most expensive honey they can find.
Music:
Crunk Knight Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Shaking Hands with a Polar Bear - Captive Portal (captiveportal.bandcamp.com)
Game:
Honey Heist - gshowitt (gshowitt.itch.io/honey-heist)
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Bonus - Children of the Spine - Prequel Part IV
Tue, 29 Jun 2021 15:00:00 -0400
With the crew forever expanding with the addition of Professor Kono "Flick" Waotaka, the crew of the SPS Resonance needs to learn more about the items they are collecting and what the end game will be. In order to do that, they decide to visit Casey's homeworld of Astollea, where some of the best tech and minds in the sector reside. Will they get the answers they are looking for? Will they have to aggressively escape yet another mission that should have been diplomatic? Find out in Part IV of the Prequel to Children of the Spine!
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
*Voice Over added by Jonathan Swenson.
Ending Theme:
Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
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Children of the Spine Ep 5 - Racing Never Changes | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 28 Jun 2021 01:00:00 -0400
The children prepare for their trip to the true outside of the bubble! Kamala goes through some changes, John is a perv, Astrid tries to redeem herself, Nadia flexes her pilot muscles, and Mohan hunts down his would be abductors!
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Episode Music:
The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
One with All - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
Techno Dome - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
Chase - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
Ending Theme:
Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
Bonus - Children of the Spine - Prequel Part III
Tue, 08 Jun 2021 03:00:00 -0400
We rejoin the crew of the Resonance hot off of their battle in Barbalil, a second pre-scream artifact secured. As they make their way to the next set of deciphered coordinates, the planet Ephet-Izaki, we get a rare glimpse at the mundane lives of world class pirates. Infestations, robots, photographs, and a resource crisis all keep the long spike drill rides...interesting. On planet, Madam N.O.S. (Kiley) revisits her Alma Mater, CaseyNova's (Luis) latest creation roams menacingly, Tantalus (Laura) steals from a professor, Veil (Mary) does the captains job for them, and Sasha (Bobby) hallucinates with some college kids. With so many distractions will they remember to find the hidden artifact? Find out on Children of the Spine - Prequel Part III!
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
*Voice Over added by Jonathan Swenson.
Ending Theme:
Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
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Children of the Spine Ep 4 - A Binary Handshake | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 07 Jun 2021 01:00:00 -0400
The Children are in lock-down! John, Kamala, Astrid, and Nadia get caught venting, while Mohan stays behind with a clean house and a new friend.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Episode Music:
The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
One with All - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
Ominous - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
Ending Theme:
Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
Bonus - Children of the Spine - Prequel Part II
Tue, 18 May 2021 03:00:00 -0400
The crew of the Resonance is now in possession of a potential pre-scream artifact, and a map to find more! After deciphering the next set of coordinates, they are off to the planet Barbalil, where a civil war between the monarchy and the religious zealots is reaching a climax. Speaking of, there's rumor that one of our own crew may have an in with the royalty, or inversly, is very much no longer welcome here. Hop aboard the SPS Resonance and join CaseyNova (Luis), Madam N.O.S. (Kiley), Veil (Mary), and Tantalus (Laura), as we meet new and old friends, lovers, and enemies in Children of the Spine - Prequel Part II!
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
*Voice Over added by Jonathan Swenson.
Ending Theme:
Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
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Children of the Spine Ep 3 - That One's for Free | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 17 May 2021 01:00:00 -0400
After their cryptic encounter in Lognar, the Children are in search of answers. And what better person to give answers than everyone's favorite elderly neighbor, Frank.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Episode Music:
The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
One with All - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
Techno Dome - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
Frank's House - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
Ending Theme:
Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
Bonus - Children of the Spine - Prequel Part I
Tue, 27 Apr 2021 03:00:00 -0400
This is the first of 5 games that were intended to be one shots, using the Stars Without Number Revised system by Kevin Crawford, but the group ended up liking it so much they wanted to make this the next campaign.
In this episode we meet the members of a notorious pirate gang known as the Space Pursuit Syndicate as they begin a heist of some unknown technology being traded in secret. They are Casey Blake Caldwell aka Casey Nova (Luis), Reina Nadya Olalla Sastre aka Madam NOS (Kiley), Tyra Solsdotter aka The Veil (Mary), Tisiphone Halyone Xanthopolous aka Tantalus (Laura), and Alexsander Korovin aka Sasha (Bobby).
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
*Voice Over added by Jonathan Swenson.
Ending Theme:
Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
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Children of the Spine Ep 2 - Real Boats Rock | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 26 Apr 2021 01:00:00 -0400
We rejoin the Children as they spend their usual morning in the dorm reading magazines, feeding amorphous wolf birds, hacking government websites, and figuring out how to obtain a gun. But their job from the other day isn't complete, and they set out on their first journey outside of Undarnott Campus! What mysterious world awaits where their package needs to be? Find out on Children of the Spine Episode 2 - Real Boats Rock!
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Episode Music:
The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
One with All - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
Techno Dome - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
In the Restaurant - Komiku .
Lognar City - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
Ominous - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
Ending Theme:
Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Original.
Bonus - Children of the Spine - Faction Turn #1
Wed, 14 Apr 2021 09:00:00 -0400
This is the first Faction Turn where Jonathan moves the people of the greater sector around like the little chess pieces they are, which keeps the world alive and changing outside the main campaign.
You can follow along with our sector map here https://ko-fi.com/i/IH2H14AW8B!
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit
https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/
Episode Music:
The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
Tawhid League Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
Sovereignties of Quetzilonia Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
Principality of Vitr Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
Astollean Technocracy Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
Neloyan Immaculate Regency Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
Tero-Bikan Noocratic Federation Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
Xvrak Warlords Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
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Children of the Spine Ep 1 - All the Lights in the Sky are Stars | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 05 Apr 2021 01:00:00 -0400
Astrid Folstad (Kiley), John Coal (Bobby), Kamala Magar (Laura), Mohan Wayuu (Luis), and Nadia Kadir (Mary), are five years older and have lived a comfortable life in the newly established dorms of the Undarnott Service Co. They wake up, hang out, eat food, go to work, and hang out just to repeat the cycle the next day. Some of the party members are getting tired of the daily grind and want to look into exploration grants from The Principality of Vitr in order to find their true homes again.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Episode Music:
The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
One with All - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
Techno Dome - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
Ending Theme:
Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
Children of the Spine - Prologue | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 15 Mar 2021 01:00:00 -0400
After the Scream Pursuit Syndicate met their fate in the final battle of the Prequel, a group of onlooking children were transported to the newly appeared Planet under the Spine, Nedrak. Astrid Folstad (Kiley), John Coal (Bobby), Kamala Magar (Laura), Mohan Wayuu (Luis), and Nadia Kadir (Mary) find their young selves fighting for survival as tensions run high and resources run low.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Episode Music:
The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
Nedrak's Theme - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
Ending Theme:
Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
Children of the Spine - World Building | A Stars Without Number Podcast
Mon, 22 Feb 2021 01:00:00 -0500
In this episode zero the Failed Crits Crew sits down and breathes some more life into the star sector. Jonathan reads a bit of history from the Stars Without Number rule book by Kevin Crawford, each player develops the lore of a planet, and finally we make the new player characters!
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Opening Theme:
Into the Portal - Wowobit ( https://soundcloud.com/wowobit ).
( https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ ).
*Voice over added by Jonathan Swenson
Episode Music:
The Sector - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
Ending Theme:
Cosmic Banner - Halfwits & Failed Crits Originals.
Halfwits & Failed Crits Trailer
Wed, 01 Jan 2020 00:00:00 -0500
Welcome to Halfwits & Failed Crits!
We are an actual play tabletop role playing podcast where Game Master Jonathan tries to get his players to the end of a campaign, even if their cursed dice have other plans.
Season 1 is Worlds Divided, a Dungeons and Dragons 5e campaign where an unlikely group forms a guild, and makes it their mission to upstage the top ranked guild in the nation. This is your standard Sword and Sorcery Fantasy, filled with monsters, quests, and mysterious rifts? You’ll see.
Season 2 is Children of the Spine, a sci-fi space opera where the players are young adults trying to learn who they are, where they are, and what they are going to do with themselves after being rescued from a very Lord of the Flies type situation on an isolated planet. There is also a prequel to season two where they play max level space pirates hunting objects related to the event that brought our Children together.
We also have some bonus episodes such as Backstabbing Beasties, where we play as immortal monsters racing to obtain a chalice that will make us mortal so they can finally rest in peace. We actually recommend that you start listening with Backstabbing Beasties, as it’s self contained, rules light so it’s easy to follow, and the first episode they recorded with great audio equipment and added tons of sound design that will become the norm in Season 2.
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=== CREDITS ===
Game System:
Stars Without Number by Kevin Crawford.
Music:
Crunk Knight - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Into the Portal - Wowobit (soundcloud.com/wowobit)
Unholy Knight - Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4563-unholy-knight)