The Never Rad Miscellany
Web <link> from RSS feed:
Database link:
RSS Feed:
https://www.neverrad.com/feed/podcast
Creator: The Never Rad Miscellany
Science fiction Anthology Audio Drama
Synopsis:
The Never Rad Miscellany is a live dramatized table read of original audio science fiction serials in the style of The Thrilling Adventure Hour meets The Twilight Zone. Come see a live show in Phoenix!
Format: Audio Drama
Continuity: Anthology
Genres: Science fiction
Completion status: NA
Not tagged: [Framing device] [Voices] [Maturity] [Creator demographics] [Character demographics] [Country of origin] [Transcript] [Content warnings]
Click here to update these tags.
Episodes:
Never Rad is Back! and Fan Fusion 2024
Tue, 30 Jan 2024 05:13:42 +0000
Hey, everyone! Just letting you know that Never Rad is back! We’re doing live shows every third Monday at the Great Arizona Puppet Theater (doors at 6, show at 6:30). That’s February 19th, March 18th, April 15th, and May 20th, 2024 that we have scheduled right now. Ticket links typically go live a week or […]
Hot Boy Villain Awards Redux – Part 2
Mon, 08 Jan 2024 18:11:00 +0000
The thrilling conclusion of the greatest award show in space.
Hot Boy Villain Awards Redux – Part 1
Mon, 20 Feb 2023 15:00:00 +0000
It’s awards season at the Never Rad Miscellany! Join us as we host the Hot Boy Villain Awards, sponsored by Gerwick’s Tight Pants and Tall Collars. SCENE 0: INTRODUCTION CONRAD: Hello, everyone! Welcome to our second show here at The Newton at First Draft at Changing Hands, at Phoenix, Arizona. We are so thankful for […]
Never Rad at Phoenix Fan Fusion
Tue, 24 Jan 2023 16:00:00 +0000
The Miscellany returns triumphant at a Phoenix Fan Fusion live show, featuring A Gentleman About Space and an important message from the Twin Star Alliance. SCENE 0: INTRODUCTION CONRAD: Hello, everyone. Welcome to this special edition of the Never Rad Miscellany. Today, we are welcoming all of you as new Miscellanists in person. What is […]
A Very Merry Never Rad Mistletoey
Thu, 22 Dec 2022 06:59:00 +0000
Can you hear those spacebells jingling? Join us for a miscellaneous holiday celebration, featuring saucer sales, the trials and tribulations of a starship janitor, legal advice from Sputnik and Greeb, rocket spats, and a festive poem. SCENE 1: THE SECRET TO FANTASTIC WEALTH MFX 2: Relaxing Backround Jeremy: How would you like to earn up to one […]
Halloween Special – YGMB Part 2
Mon, 31 Oct 2022 07:01:00 +0000
In the second half of the Hallow-Rad Space-strazaganza, we finish the super-special episode of space’s number one true crime podcast, Ya Got Murdered, Bitch! SCENE 4: YA GOT MURDERED BITCH, pt. 2 MFX 5: YGM,B! bumper JANICE: Okay, sexy murderfans, we are back! REBECKIE: Coming to you from the Cromulux IX mining station, the location […]
Halloween Special – AGAS A B’Damned Family’s Value and YGMB Part 1
Mon, 31 Oct 2022 07:00:00 +0000
In the first half of the Hallo-Rad MiscellanyOctober Spacestravaganza, Space Lord Cesar Salamander returns triumphant (?) in A Gentleman About Space: A B’Damned Family’s Value. Sal is forced to infiltrate the mysterious B’Damned family to secure what matters most: his family’s fortune. That’s followed up with a super-special episode of space’s number one true crime […]
Never Rad Live Again In Person June 13th
Mon, 06 Jun 2022 07:17:33 +0000
The Newton in Phoenix, AZ at 3rd Ave and Camelback. Tickets at the $10 door. http://www.thenewtonphx.com/ Has your Milky Way gone Oat? Is your Kuiper Belt feeling tight? ? Is Uranus losing its luster? Come see the Never Rad Miscellany Live at The Newton Phoenix, Formerly Beefeaters at 300 W. Camelback, Monday June 13th at […]
Mon, 03 Jan 2022 22:26:00 +0000
Are you from Oklahoma? The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group is here to help! SPUTNIK: I’m Gorglax Sputnik GREEB: And I’m Marty Greeb SPUTNIK: And we’re— BOTH: The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group. MFX: Generic dance music GREEB: Are you from the Argelius Sector, Crab Nebula Exclusion Zone, or Oklahoma? SPUTNIK: If you’ve been prosecuted […]
Mon, 20 Dec 2021 22:24:00 +0000
Goddammit, Marty. SPUTNIK: Have you been involved in an altercation in the self-checkout line of the Space Fry’s again? GREEB: Look— SPUTNIK: Are you facing both criminal and civil charges as a result of your behavior? GREEB: Look, I said I was sorry— SPUTNIK: I’m Gorglax Sputnik. GREEB: [slightly defeated] And I’m Marty Greeb. SPUTNIK: […]
The Hollow Below is and Audio Verse Awards Finalist
Mon, 20 Dec 2021 10:18:40 +0000
https://www.audioverseawards.net/vote Hello Kakos Industries or Never Rad listeners. The Hollow Below has made it into the finalist round of the Audio Verse Awards. Please head to audioverseawards.net/vote to vote for the Hollow Below and some of your other favorite shows today. Voting is open through Saturday, January 1st, 2022 at 11:59 PM Pacific Time. Thank […]
Mon, 06 Dec 2021 22:22:00 +0000
Do you work in one of spaces only 3 industries? The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group can help with your workers compensation claim. SPUTNIK: Have you been injured in a space mining accident? GREEB: Have you suffered physical discomfort as a crewmember of a starship? SPUTNIK: Are you some kind of smuggler? GREEB: These three […]
Sputnik and Greeb – Specialties
Mon, 22 Nov 2021 22:20:00 +0000
The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group can handle any legal issue you may have. SPUTNIK: I’m Gorglax Sputnik GREEB: And I’m Marty Greeb SPUTNIK: And we’re— BOTH: The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group. GREEB: That’s right. SPUTNIK: The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group is here to represent you through any legal issues you may have. […]
Vote in the Audio Verse Awards
Thu, 07 Oct 2021 07:38:14 +0000
https://audioverseawards.net/vote/ (Until October 17th) The voting period for the Audio Verse Awards is now open! Please head to audioverseawards.net/vote to vote now. That’s a-u-d-i-o-v-e-r-s-e-a-w-a-r-d-s- dot n-e-t slash v-o-t-e. As of this recording, their main website page does not have a vote link, so you have to include slash vote to get there. Please vote for […]
Sat, 18 Sep 2021 22:30:52 +0000
https://store.neverrad.com JAHN: Fellow human sapiens. I, Jahn Smythe, normal human individual, am here to talk to you about something that all humans like us enjoy: purchasing clothing to cover our non-repulsive bodies and 2 dimensional objects that adhere to surfaces and other items containing text and/or images that I find appealing. We do this in […]
Please check out We Fix Space Junk
Sat, 11 Sep 2021 11:10:22 +0000
battlebird.productions Attention Miscellanists! We’ve got a special treat for you today in the form of another podcast that we really love, We Fix Space Junk. We Fix Space Junk is basically one of the best things you’ll ever shove into your ear pockets. It’s smart, incredibly witty, a ton of fun, and literally one of […]
Fornicrate 4, Paranoidoxica, Probes R Us 3
Mon, 23 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000
FORNICRATE 4 MIMI: What’s up, Hot Wing Nation. Mimi here! Hey, you know what I want to talk about—besides the greatest birds in America? ForniCrate. I know, I know, I can hear what you’re saying, “Isn’t that just another one of those dumb subscription boxes like HomeCannibal or […]
Mon, 16 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000
SFX: Dramatic Sting. LEPTON: Welcome back; I’m your host Lepton Brown and this is the live season finale of Iron Tyrant. We’re going to bring all of this week’s doomtestants back to the judgment hexagon to answer to me, Comptroller Beens, and special guest judges the artist known only as Britamatone, the psychic entity Mauve, […]
Mon, 02 Aug 2021 07:00:00 +0000
MFX: Return Cue LEPTON: Welcome back to Iron Tyrant. When we left off, Professor Quantus Verblanskowicz had put thousands of Fleevians to work mining ore for a giant smashing machine. The trouble is that the planet Fleeve is relatively poor in ores and minerals. QUANTUS: SMASH! SMASH! HATE! LEPTON: Quantus will likely have to import […]
Phantaseta, Probes R Us 2, Fornicrate 2, Edible Jewelry
Mon, 26 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000
Phantaseta SFX 1: A lovely chime. NARRATOR: Are you alone again this Valentine’s season? WHISPER: PHANTÁSETA.(fan-TAS-it-uh) NARRATOR: Are the pressures of your civilization making it hard for you to find true love? WHISPER: PHANTÁSETA. NARRATOR: Then consider planning a trip to Phantáseta, the beautiful home planet of the Phantasetans in the Mooper Sector. WHISPER: PHANTASETA. […]
Mon, 19 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000
LEPTON: Welcome back to Iron Tyrant with me, your host Lepton Brown. Our doomtestants have been whipping up a little bespoke Apocalypse for the cultists of the planet Fleeve. Doomtestant Gandra has been planning… something; she won’t tell us, and doomtestant Malmo Zarathustra hopes to wow the judges with a fireworks spectacular. Doomtestant Quantas’s […]
Romance for One, Fornicrate 1, Sputnik and Greeb and Au Juice
Mon, 12 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000
ROMANCE FOR ONE SFX 1: Maybe some violin.SPOKES: Are you alone this romantic season? Have you utterly and completely failed to convince another that you are worthy of their affection? Have you encountered affection, but just felt so unworthy of it that you pushed it away? Are you perfectly comfortable alone and actually prefer it […]
Thu, 08 Jul 2021 10:21:47 +0000
7PM Arizona time. neverrad.com/twitch MFX 1: INTRO MUSIC SOMEONE: Hey Miscellanists! Guess what? We’re doing show again! In celebration of Galactic Wormhole Syndrome Week, the Miscellany will be putting on a benefit featuring all your favorite people, provided that all of your favorite people are Miscellany regulars. Check out the show live on Twitch, Friday […]
Mon, 05 Jul 2021 07:00:00 +0000
SFX 1: Intense music sting (think Who Wants to Be a Millionaire) LEPTON: Welcome back to Iron Tyrant, the show where we take planets full of hopeless, pitiful beings and match them with the celebrity tyrants that will whip them into shape. Planet Norx C from episode 33 is now happily under the domination of […]
Vocal Butter & Sputnik and Greeb Election
Mon, 21 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000
Talk like Conrad! The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group is working for YOU. SCENE 9A: GODDAMN VOCAL BUTTER CONRAD: Hi there. I’m Conrad Miszuk. You may know me from podcasting, and if you don’t, that’s probably for the best. I’ve been in the industry longer than some people on the Never Rad team have […]
Tue, 01 Jun 2021 07:00:00 +0000
Zerk and Zark, the saucer siblings, talk rocket repair and maintenance. SCENE 8: ROCKETGAB MFX: Brief banjo music but like SPAAAAAACE ZERK: Welcome back to Rocket Gab on Nebula Public Radio with us, Zerk and Zark, broadcasting today from the 624-Hektor Trojan asteroid in Jupiter orbit. We’re here today to take your calls about your […]
Space of Our Lives & Sputnik and Greeb Mad Science
Mon, 24 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000
A preview for the next episode of heart-pounding soap opera Space of Our Lives. The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group is working for YOU. SCENE 7A: SPACE OF OUR LIVES PROMO NARRATOR: After Between the Decks, stay tuned for an all new Space of Our Lives. SFX 1: Gentle synth music. ROCK: This is Captain […]
Mon, 10 May 2021 07:00:00 +0000
The long-running space soap opera returns with romantic entanglements, mysterious strangers, and step-twins. SCENE 6A: DUMB HEART 3 VIOLET: Ryan CORMELIA: Kitt SMYTHE: Briauna CAPT AHMAYAD: Matt STAGE DIRECTIONS: Conrad VIOLET: That was amazing, Cormelia. I wasn’t sure two… science officers could even do that… like that. CORMELIA: Science officers have been doing it like […]
Terminex, Star Fax, & Meganolias
Mon, 26 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000
Protect your planet from pests with TerraMinex. Before you buy a new mech, make sure you know what you’re getting into with Star Fax. Sentient trees. Bumbling space settlers. Magic in the air. SCENE 5A: SPACE EXTERMINATORS MFX 1: An action-horror movie-ish ominous underscore SPOKESBEING: They’re coming… SFX 1: Creepy crawly noises slowly […]
Mon, 12 Apr 2021 07:00:00 +0000
The long-running space soap opera returns with romantic entanglements, mysterious strangers, and step-twins. SCENE 4A: SECRET IDENTITY PT. 2 CORMELIA: There, I have isolated the crystal’s structure and chemical composition. I can tell that I am just on the cusp of an amazing scientific breakthrough, Violet. VIOLET: Truly outstanding, Cormelia. But I sense something is […]
Never Rad Live (on Twitch) April 23rd, 2021
Sun, 11 Apr 2021 00:05:44 +0000
neverrad.com/twitch 7PM MST/PDT April 23rd, 2021 First of all, thank you for clicking the link that played this audio file. I can already tell that you are intelligent and conventionally attractive and getting moreso by the minute. If you would like to add hipster cred to your already amazing personality (hipster in a good way […]
Mon, 29 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +0000
The Sputnik and Greeb Law Group is working for YOU. And Sponsor Mulgreens will always be there for you. It has always been here. SCENE 3A: SPUTNIK AND GREEB – Polycule SPUTNIK: You think everything is going fine, and then BAM! SFX 1: Car Crash. SPUTNIK: It hits you like a ton of bricks. JORDACHE: […]
Mon, 15 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +0000
The long-running space soap opera returns with romantic entanglements, mysterious strangers, and step-twins. Scene 2A: DUMBHEART Pt. 1 NARRATOR: Last time on Between the Decks, Lieutenant Yelani Gorsht was sent on an away mission to the planet Burmfurkegyrpt. Things went sour. GORSHT: The giant spider-scorpion-wasp-wolverines are attacking! AHHHHHHHHHHH! SFX 1: An explosion. NARRATOR: Meanwhile, back […]
NRM Nothing & Earth God V Space God
Mon, 01 Mar 2021 07:00:00 +0000
Finally, you can get what you really want from a subscription box and coming up on space pay-per-view, it’s the battle of the millennium. SCENE 1A: NRM HEADQUARTERS SFX 1: A science fiction noise. NRM: Is this you? PERSON 1: Not another subscription box. When did I order this? I’ve really gotta cut back on […]
Live Stream February 19th, 2020
Mon, 08 Feb 2021 00:28:32 +0000
neverrad.com/twitch February 19th, 20201 at 7PM MST. To your Miscellaneous Highness, we humbly wish to inform your grace of an upcoming event most extraordinary. On February 19th, the year of our space lord 2021, at seven post meridian Mountain Standard Time, The Never Rad Miscellany will be performing once again at neverrad.com/twitch. The theme for […]
Secrets of the Midnight – End and Credits
Mon, 01 Feb 2021 07:02:00 +0000
We have reached the end of our Halloween special! MFX 1: Freaky haunted organ music NARRATOR: Alas, my peregrines, our time together has drawn to a close and we now must bid an ominous adieu to our festive confabulation. Remember, my friends, that the secrets of the midnight are always waiting for us out beyond […]
Secrets of the Midnight – CryoCrate
Mon, 01 Feb 2021 07:00:00 +0000
A hot new subscription box that you won’t find on any other podcast!CryoCrate was written by Kitt Keller, and featured the voice of Briauna Kittle as Jorsh. JORSH: Hey there, bromigos. Jorsh, here. I want to talk to you today about a totally rad product that I definitely use myself—no, no, no, no, no, don’t […]
Secrets of the Midnight – Fren with Boonifits
Fri, 29 Jan 2021 23:15:00 +0000
Ghost hunters Fren and Nova head to the haunted Sindri Space Station to “get to know” the local specters.Fren with Boonifits was written by Briauna Kittle, featuring the voices of Ryan Jenkins as Fren, Briauna Kittle as Neva, and Kitt Keller as Skatch, with Fox Williams reading the stage directions. MFX 1: Freaky haunted organ […]
Secrets of the Midnight – Eidolon Mutual
Mon, 25 Jan 2021 07:00:00 +0000
A new insurance company that looks after all your needs. All of them.Eidolon Mutual was written by Kitt Keller and featured the voices of Ryan Jenkins as the Deep Voiced Narrator, Fox Williams as the Newlywed, and Briauna Kittle as the Real Estate Agent, with Kitt Keller reading the stage directions. DEEP VOICED ACTOR: There […]
Secrets of the Midnight – Murder Consultations
Fri, 22 Jan 2021 07:00:00 +0000
Are your murders feeling a little stale? We can help.Murder Consultations was written by Conrad Miszuk and featured the voices of Ryan Jenkins as the Host, Conrad Miszuk as Rosco and Detective Jean Louis Frunk, Kitt Keller as Terry and Tiff, and Briauna Kittle as Ashley, with Kitt Keller reading the stage directions. MFX 1: […]
Secrets of the Midnight – Gay Water
Mon, 18 Jan 2021 19:00:00 +0000
Have you been looking to add something new to your beverage rotation? Gay Water was written by Briauna Kittle and featured the voices of Fox Williams as Man 1 Briauna Kittle as Man 2, and Conrad Miszuk as the announcer, with music by Conrad Miszuk. MAN 1: Hey man, long time no see! How have […]
Secrets of the Midnight – Orientation
Fri, 15 Jan 2021 07:00:00 +0000
It’s orientation day for the new crew members of the Sindri Space Station!Orientation was written by Kitt Keller, and featured the voices of Kitt Keller as Skatch, Ryan as Marsh, Fox Williams as Denny, Briauna Kittle as Chipper the Orientation bot, Capt. McCluskey, and Dr. Adamantium Figgis, and Conrad Miszuk as First Officer Radamanthus, with […]
Secrets of the Midnight – Banshecil
Mon, 11 Jan 2021 07:00:00 +0000
Banshecil If you’ve been suffering from supernatural problems, there’s hope.Banshecil was written by Conrad Miszuk and featured the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Ghost, Kitt Keller as Woman, and Briauna Kittle as Woman, with Ryan Jenkins reading the stage directions. GHOST: Six months ago, this was me. SFX 1: […]
Secrets of the Midnight – Space Ghosts
Fri, 08 Jan 2021 07:00:00 +0000
An instructional film helping loyal citizens everywhere stay vigilant against the threat of space ghosts. Types of Space Ghosts was written by Kitt Keller, featuring the voice of Fox Williams as the Narrator and Briauna Kittle as the valued Citizen, with Kitt Keller reading the stage directions, and music by Conrad Miszuk. MFX 1: Fanfare […]
Secrets of the Midnight – Kemboi
Fri, 08 Jan 2021 06:58:00 +0000
The sci-fi classic Secrets of the Midnight introduces 3 spooktacular stories of Halloween haunting for the Never Rad Halloween Special. Kemboi In the first installment of the Never Rad Halloween Special, we hear excerpts from the audio recordings of Kemboi was written by Conrad Miszuk, featuring the voices of Ryan Jenkins as Kemboi, Fox Williams […]
Thu, 07 Jan 2021 19:00:00 +0000
Drama is brewing among the Podtestants, and we hear from some more of our lovely (fake) advertisers. HOT POD PART SIX MFX: Back from commercials cue HOSTBEING: Welcome back to HotPod. The podtestants…and, uh, the producers…have just found out that fan-favorite Jahn Smythe isn’t who he appears to be. MFX: Confessionals music cue NERF: Hello, […]
Tue, 08 Dec 2020 04:20:20 +0000
Attention Miscellanists! The Twitch livestream show originally scheduled for Dec. 11th, has been moved to Dec. 18th at 7Pm MST. Due to unforeseen scientific phenomena and Conrad moving house, the live stream show originally scheduled for Dec. 11th will be moving to Friday, Dec. 18th at 7pm MST. We hope you’ll be able to join […]
Mon, 07 Dec 2020 07:00:00 +0000
Drama is brewing among the Podtestants, and we hear from some more of our lovely (fake) advertisers. MFX: Back from commercials cue HOSTBEING: Welcome back to the HotPod, the sexiest escape pod this side of the Kuiper Belt. The podtestants have been figuring out how to make it through their new existence as shipmates […]
Wed, 02 Dec 2020 23:10:00 +0000
Drama is brewing among the Podtestants, and we hear from some more of our lovely (fake) advertisers. MFX: Return from commercials cue HOSTBEING: Welcome back, to HotYach—HotPod. The podtestants, crammed into a single-being escape pod with the productionbot staff, are coming to terms with their new reality. But will party-boy C’Thad and the Captain upset […]
Mon, 30 Nov 2020 07:00:00 +0000
Drama is brewing among the Podtestants, and we hear from some more of our lovely (fake) advertisers. MFX 1: Return from commercial music HOSTBEING: Welcome back to HotPod. Jahn and C’Thad have been planning a rager for the surviving HotPod podtestants, but not everyone is on board. Capt. Hedley, in direct violation of his employment […]
Wed, 25 Nov 2020 07:00:00 +0000
We hear more from the Podtestants and our lovely sponsors. SCENE 3: HOT POD PART TWO MFX 1: Dramatic Cue HOSTBEING: This week, on HotPod, the podtestants readjust to life on B-deck Escape Pod 6. CTHAD: Yo, homies, where’s the action at? It’s time to get this party started [“started” has like 6 syllables the […]
Mon, 23 Nov 2020 07:00:00 +0000
The exciting reality television show Hot Yacht has taken a turn when the Starship Sean Bean ends up on a collision course with a star and several cast members are forced to board an escape pod. HOT POD PT 1 MFX 0.1: Dramatic Cue HOSTBEING: Welcome back to season 22 of Hot Yacht! I’m your […]
Short Story Live Stream Nov 27th, 2020
Mon, 23 Nov 2020 03:39:22 +0000
We’ll be back with some more ridiculous public domain sci-fi. https://www.neverrad.com/twitch Hey, Never Rad Miscellanists, it’s ya’boy Conny Mizz. We’re doing another one of those short story reading events this Friday, Black Friday, November 27, 2020 at 7PM Arizona time, which is also currently Miscellany Time. We’ve got some great stuff for you! Be sure […]
Fri, 20 Nov 2020 07:00:00 +0000
Vol. 8, Part 6, the final segment of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020. Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) SCENE 11: HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART SIX MFX: A GRAND MUSIC FLOURISH. TANGELO: This is it folks, the moment we’ve all been waiting […]
Wed, 18 Nov 2020 07:00:00 +0000
Vol. 8, Part 5 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring ads for a new brand of tea, another PSA, and some hot new music. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020. Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) SCENE 9: HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART FIVE MFX 1: A GRAND […]
Tue, 17 Nov 2020 07:00:00 +0000
Vol. 8, Part 2 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring ads from around the Spacedale Fashion OctoSphere food court. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020. Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART FOUR MFX 1: A GRAND MUSIC FLOURISH. TANGELO: Welcome back, Hot Boy […]
Sat, 14 Nov 2020 07:00:00 +0000
Vol. 8, Part 3 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring a PSA about space drug safety and an ad for some hot new music. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020. Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART 3 TANGELO: Welcome back to the 273d […]
Wed, 11 Nov 2020 07:00:00 +0000
Vol. 8, Part 2 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring ads from around the Spacedale Fashion OctoSphere food court. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020. Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART TWO MFX: A GRAND MUSIC FLOURISH. BARRISTER TANGELO: Welcome back to the […]
Mon, 09 Nov 2020 07:00:00 +0000
Vol. 8, Part 1 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring ads from around the Spacedale Fashion OctoSphere food court. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020. Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) SCENE 1: HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART ONE MFX 1: A GRAND MUSIC FLOURISH. SFX 1: APPLAUSE. […]
October Live Streams and Audioverse Voting
Wed, 21 Oct 2020 01:58:14 +0000
NeverRad.com/TwitchAudioVerseAwards.net GARY NAME: Hi, I’m Gary Name, lighthouse keeper for Lux Prima Station out here on the edge of the galaxy. I’ve got a very special message for all you galactic citizens out there. Here on Lux Prima Station, I spend a lot of time alone with my thoughts, and sometimes, to help block […]
Phoenix Lights 5 – The Drive Part 1
Sun, 27 Sep 2020 07:00:00 +0000
Pal and Emma set out across the desert towards the spot where Allan disappeared; meanwhile, Minnie faces an unwanted guest, and we hear for the first time from Dr. Blaise himself. MFX 1 INTRO MUSIC ANNOUNCER: Good Evening, ladies and gentlemen, and thank you for joining us tonight for the Joyce Cigarette Radio Hour. Joyce […]
Live Stream 4: Hot Pod September 25th, 2020
Tue, 22 Sep 2020 00:35:23 +0000
7PM Arizona Time NeverRad.com/Twitch Eyestalks up, Space B-Words! The Never Rad Miscellany Live Stream 4: Hot Pod is flying into your face this Friday, September 25th, at 7pm pacific time on our twitch channel. Brace for sci-fi shenanigans and a post show conversation with the galaxy-brained Never Rad creators, join us at neverrad.com/twitch. PS, the […]
Mon, 31 Aug 2020 07:00:00 +0000
The Astral Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Automatons, Robots, and Synthetics is counting on you. ASPCARS was written by Briauna Kittle and featured the voice of Kitt Keller as Lara Tragloffin and the artist Britomatone as DECCO. SCENE 1: ROBO REHABILITATION HOSPITAL MFX 1: SAD GUITAR MUSIC. TRAGLOFFIN: Every sun cycle, hundreds of […]
Live Stream Friday, August 28th, 2020
Wed, 26 Aug 2020 09:08:25 +0000
neverrad.com/twitch Hey there, flesh bodies! Briauna here to announce another Never Rad Livestream is coming your way this Friday, August 28th at 7PM Arizona time. We’re gonna have chatting, we’re gonna have performances, we’re gonna have… an awards show? If you wanna find out what that’s all about, that’ll be August 28th, 7pm Arizona at […]
Mon, 24 Aug 2020 07:05:00 +0000
If you suffer from moderate to severe plaque tentaculitis, there’s hope… We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! This quality product advertisement was written by Kitt Keller, and features the […]
Mon, 24 Aug 2020 07:00:00 +0000
A message from our sponsor, the Sputnik and Greeb Law Group. We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Sputnik and Greeb is not a real law firm. Do not attempt […]
Tue, 18 Aug 2020 19:00:00 +0000
Vigilant citizens! Thank you for enjoying this new instructional film about the vital importance of victory gardens from the War Education Authority and Coronello Pictures. Growing Your Victory Garden was written by Kitt Keller and featured the voices of Conrad Miszuk as the Voice of the Government, William Crook as the Announcer, and Jenae Hirsch […]
Tue, 11 Aug 2020 07:05:00 +0000
Do you suffer from Space Madness? Galactrosine may be right for you. We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! MFX 1: Generic calming music NARRATOR: Space Madness. We’ve all heard […]
Tue, 11 Aug 2020 07:00:00 +0000
A message from our sponsor, the Sputnik and Greeb Law Group. We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Sputnik and Greeb is not a real law firm. Do not attempt […]
Wed, 05 Aug 2020 07:00:00 +0000
Buy one for your budding super villain today! MFX 1: Electric guitar music. SFX 1: Car engines SFX 2: Explosion(s) SPOKESPERSON: Hey kids! KIDS: Hey! SPOKESPERSON: Explosions! Action! Hardcore! Now you can play along with all your favorite heroes with the ToyBotics My First Doomsday Device, exclusively from ToyBotics. SFX 3: Explosions! SPOKESPERSON: Wow, look […]
A Gentleman About Space 7 – Shelter in Space
Wed, 08 Jul 2020 07:00:00 +0000
Cesar is ready to party after moon cycles stranded aboard the Narcissus, but after some well needed advice from a lovely space detective, he decides to pursue a passion project. Transcription: MFX: INTRO THEME SCENE 1: SPACE MEGA-YACHT NARCISSUS SFX: ELECTRON RAZOR SALAMANDER: Q.C.Edgetest, will you hurry up and finish my shave? I need a […]
Sun, 05 Jul 2020 03:11:09 +0000
NeverRad.com/Twitch 3:30PM PDT, July 11th, 2020 Hey there, cats and kittens. It’s Briauna again sent directly from the Never Rad Miscellany to your earballs with only one pitstop for sugary snacks to let you know… we’re having another livestream! Crazy, right? On July 11th, 3:30PM Pacific time, we’ll be live on our Twitch channel with […]
Sat, 20 Jun 2020 00:39:30 +0000
twitch.tv/neverradmisc What’s up, my flip-flops and pleather sneakers? This is ya homedog Briauna coming at you from The Never Rad Miscellany to tell you, our loyal listeners, that we, the writers, will be streaming LIVE tomorrow, June 20th, 2020, over at twitch.tv/neverradmisc. That’s n-e-v-e-r-r-a-d-m-i-s-c. Starting at 3:30 Pacific time, we’ll be bringing you casual conversation, […]
Never Rad YouTube Live Stream June 3rd
Wed, 03 Jun 2020 00:34:04 +0000
NeverRad.com/YouTube June 3rd, 2020 3:30PM Arizona time. Hey, Never Rad listeners. Matt here. We’re going to be doing a live stream this Wednesday June 3rd at 3:30PM Arizona time over on our YouTube page. Be sure to subscribe at NeverRad.com/YouTube to make sure you don’t miss out! We’re going to do a Q&A so you […]
Mon, 01 Jun 2020 07:01:00 +0000
The damage to the computer’s processor was greater than previously understood, leaving our heroes back in their homes without a way to meet up. Transcription: DIGITERNIA 7 – ISOLATION SCENE 1: WYATT’S APARTMENT SFX 1: Restarting Sound. Ahhh! COMPUTER: Good Morning, Wyatt Carney. You have died! WYATT: What? I know that. I’ve been dead for […]
Mon, 01 Jun 2020 07:00:00 +0000
NeverRad.com/PatreonNeverRad.com/YouTube Hello, Never Rad listeners. Conrad Miszuk here. We’ve been kind of quiet lately for an all too predictable reason. We’ve had to cancel all of our upcoming live shows pending a time when we can safely gather a group of people in one place. We’re looking at ways of doing some live streaming, but […]
A Gentleman About Space 6 – Dinner with Ennui
Wed, 22 Apr 2020 07:05:00 +0000
Space Lord Cesar Salamander runs his old school chum Ennui—er, Henri—who is now a galactic best-selling author. Over drinks in the hottest new restaurant in the quadrant, Henri and Sal reminisce over their schoolboy glory days: the nicknames, the jokes, the felonies. AGAS is written by Matt Braman, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk […]
Wed, 22 Apr 2020 07:00:00 +0000
Captain Maximus Bradley of the starship Protuberance deals with a problem onboard. The Thing is written by Kitt Keller and features the voices of Ricco Machado-Torres as Captain Bradley, Jamie Haas as Commander Glerb, and Briauna Kittle as Alez Callan. Music and sound by Cody Hazelle. THE THING INT-EASA SPACECRAFT PROTUBERANCE – DAY, I GUESS? […]
Dark Sovereign 5 – Breaking Point
Wed, 08 Apr 2020 07:05:00 +0000
Content warning: This episode of Dark Sovereign features references to emotional abuse, self-harm, and physical violence. The Sovereign now has almost complete control over the Lucis crew. Posi is malfunctioning, unable to power up and help the others. Parker is trapped in a spiral of devastating self-doubt, and Tamara is falling deeper into her obsession […]
Wed, 08 Apr 2020 07:00:00 +0000
Please hold. SFX 1: Answering machine sound REPRESENTATIVE: Thank you for calling the Miscellany Customer Service line. Your call is important to us; please remain on the line. Your call is so important… so very, very important. The full strength of all three of our emotions is focused — fully, unbreakingly, passionately focused — […]
Phoenix Lights 4 – A Woman’s Work
Wed, 25 Mar 2020 11:01:00 +0000
Pal and Emma start to talk through more of the details of the scientific phenomena the Blaise team was investigating when Allan Blaise vanished. But their conversation is interrupted by the arrival of General Hillibrand, who’s determined to shut down Pal’s investigation for good. Phoenix Lights is written by Kitt Keller and features the voices […]
Wed, 25 Mar 2020 07:00:00 +0000
You have reached the voicemail box of Gurglon Pinchubrintz. Pet Sitting is written by Matt Braman and features the voices of Ryan Jenkins as Nebbix, William Crook as Mrs. Fleese, Ricco Machado-Torres as Joburn, Jenae Hirsch as Chadrick, Kitt Keller as the Answering Machine, and Matt Braman as Gurglon Pinchubrintz. Sound by Conrad Miszuk. SCENE: […]
Peaceful Digiternia Heights 6 – Dreams
Wed, 11 Mar 2020 07:00:00 +0000
Good news for the residents of Peaceful Digiternia Heights: dream mode has been activated! Peaceful Digiternia Heights is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Wyatt, Jenae Hirsch as Vivian, Ricco Machado-Torres as Maximillian, William Crook as Phillip, and Kitt Keller as Computer. Music, sound effects, and editing by Conrad […]
Wed, 11 Mar 2020 07:00:00 +0000
Here we go again! Transcription: SCENE 1: THE INTRO CONRAD: Hello, everyone. Welcome. Thank you all so much for coming out to this fantastic event. I see a lot of familiar faces and a few new ones. Welcome. We have a big show just packed full of mind-blowing science fiction content, so I don’t want […]
A Gentleman About Space 5 – Pole Position
Wed, 26 Feb 2020 07:00:00 +0000
C’est le super grand prix and Space Lord Cesar Salamander is on the casino planet of Montarlo to gamble (he has a system) and watch the Cloud Boat races. Sal drinks, bets, berates long-suffering robot valet QC, and accidentally ends up on the Cloud Boat Super Grand Prix starting line. Hopefully, space PD detective LaFemme […]
Wed, 12 Feb 2020 07:49:19 +0000
Support us on Patreon: NeverRad.com/Patreon SCENE 1: SPACE LORD CESAR SALAMANDER’S DATING PROFILE SFX 1: ACTIVATE HOLOGRAM SFX 2: FIXING A DRINK SALAMANDER: Oh, hello. I did not see you there. My name is Space Lord Cesar Salamander and if you are watching this holo-recording, which I assume you are, (HICCUP) congratulations. You have selected […]
Wed, 12 Feb 2020 07:05:00 +0000
We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Sputnik and Greeb is not a real law firm. Do not attempt to hire Sputnik and Greeb. Sputnik and Greeb is written by […]
Wed, 12 Feb 2020 07:00:00 +0000
In this special holiday flashback, we see Det. Pal Vargas meet her first client and make an important new friend against the backdrop of Christmas 1945. Phoenix Lights is written by Kitt Keller and features the voices of Ryan Jenkins as Pal, Jenae Hirsch as Minnie, Ricco Machado-Torres as the client Alvin, William Crook as […]
Sat, 01 Feb 2020 03:54:24 +0000
Come to the show! neverrad.com/ticket Hello never rad listeners. Conrad here. The next Volume of the never rad Miscellany will be live at the Rebel lounge in Phoenix Arizona on March 2nd. $10 in advance, $15 day of. Doors at 6:30, show at 7. If you’re going to be in town, please come support us. […]
Wed, 29 Jan 2020 19:06:00 +0000
The Children of Orgelthrek have an important announcement regarding the eternal worship of Orgelthrek the Devourer. Children of Orgelthrek is written by Briauna Kittle and features the voices of Briauna Kittle as Main Course Frootle Oops, William Crook as Amuse-Bouche Tasse, Matt Braman as the Youth Pastor and as our voracious savior and savorer Orgelthrek. […]
Wed, 29 Jan 2020 19:03:00 +0000
The crew of the Lucis are still stranded on Hunk O’ Gray. Separated and trapped in a vast, pitch-dark cavern below the planet’s surface, it seems like things can only get worse. What’s more, Posi is malfunctioning, Tamara is becoming more and more obsessed with the planet’s secrets, and Parker is falling deeper into the […]
Wed, 29 Jan 2020 19:00:00 +0000
We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Sputnik and Greeb is not a real law firm. Do not attempt to hire Sputnik and Greeb. Sputnik and Greeb is written by […]
Wed, 15 Jan 2020 07:10:00 +0000
Wyatt and Vivian find themselves trying to guide the Computer through a series of relaxation exercises, because if she doesn’t calm down, Peaceful Digiternia Heights is in for some serious trouble. Peaceful Digiternia Heights is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Wyatt, Jenae Hirsch as Vivian, and Kitt Keller […]
Wed, 15 Jan 2020 07:05:00 +0000
General Falstaff has an important announcement regarding the eternal fight against Orgelthrek the Devourer. The Twin Star Alliance is written by Briauna Kittle and features the voices of Ricco Machado-Torres as the Announcer, Ryan Jenkins as General Falstaff, and Kitt Keller as Natalie. Transcription: Twin Star Recruitment Part 1 ANNOUNCER: We interrupt this program with […]
Wed, 15 Jan 2020 07:00:00 +0000
Join us as we begin another fabulous volume of The Never Rad Miscellany. Transcription: SCENE 1: The Intro CONRAD: Hello, everyone, and welcome to another outstanding installment of The Never Rad Miscellany. This is the fifth volume. We are so happy that this strange project we’ve undertaken has come this far and we are thankful […]
Sun, 08 Dec 2019 02:31:32 +0000
NeverRad.com/ticket December 22nd, 2019, Rebel Lounge, Phoenix. Hello Never Rad Listeners. Volume 5 is coming up on December 22nd, 2019 at the Rebel Lounge. Doors open at 5:30. If you’re around, please join us for the show. Visit NeverRad.com/ticket to purchase your ticket today. That’s n-e-v-e-r-r-a-d dot com slash ticket.
A Gentleman About Space 04 – A Chilling Account
Mon, 02 Dec 2019 13:10:18 +0000
Space Lord Cesar Salamander is ready to make some money with a new business opportunity and make some moves at the annual Veronica’s Hush Hush Lingerie Ball. However, his beloved Aunt Berthatrude has cut off his cash flow…and now it seems like to get back in the green, Sal will have to solve a murder. […]
Mon, 02 Dec 2019 13:05:25 +0000
Come to the Spirits Store for all your haunting needs! The Spirits Store is written by Briauna Kittle and featured the voice Ryan Jenkins as the Narrator. Music and sound by Cody Hazelle. MFX: SPOOKY OR LIGHT-HEARTED, WHICHEVER IS FUNNIER. AD PERSON: Do you have a haunted house that needs a little more padding in […]
Mon, 02 Dec 2019 13:00:03 +0000
There’s a store—a very special, very…unusual store—where you’ll always find exactly what you need. Frightful Things was written by Conrad Miszuk and featured dang near everybody—William Crook as the Devil, Ricco Machado-Torres as Buster, Jenae Hirsch as Tricia, Conrad Miszuk as Reverend, Briauna Kittle as Dorothy, and Ryan Jenkins as Lillith. Music and sound by […]
Tue, 26 Nov 2019 07:05:51 +0000
In London’s most exclusive private club for the assistants and supporters of Mad Scientists, Mr. Igor and Mr. Renfield are planning a surprise. The Oxblood Club was written by Kitt Keller and featured the voices of Matthew Braman as the Butler, Ricco Machado-Torres as Igor, William Crook as Renfield, and Ryan Jenkins Miss Billie Joel […]
Tue, 26 Nov 2019 07:00:51 +0000
Enjoy this exclusive clip from upcoming popular TV show #TURNT. What’s up with Alex and Sam? Turnt was written by Matthew Braman and featured the voices of William Crook as Sam and Ricco Machado-Torres as Alex. ALEX: Whoah, hey! What up, my guy? Funny running into you here. I haven’t seen you in, like, wow. […]
Peaceful Digiternia Episode 4 – Halloween Mode
Mon, 11 Nov 2019 13:10:34 +0000
Wyatt and Vivian face a new challenge in Peaceful Digiternia Heights: Halloween Mode has been initiated. Peaceful Digiternia Heights is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Wyatt, Jenae Hirsch as Vivian, Jamie Haas as Carlie, William Crook as Philip, Ricco Machado-Torres as Maximilian, and Kitt Keller as Computer. SCENE […]
Mon, 11 Nov 2019 13:05:52 +0000
We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (BiteHappy is not a real product. Do not attempt to purchase BiteHappy. BiteHappy is written by Kitt Keller, and features the voice of […]
Mon, 11 Nov 2019 13:00:25 +0000
Let’s kick off another exciting volume of The Never Rad Miscellany. This time, it’s Halloween. CONRAD: Hello, everyone. Welcome. Thank you so much for attending this special Halloween presentation of The Never Rad Miscellany. Before we begin, I would like to thank our patrons on Patreon for helping us to keep this production going from […]
Sat, 09 Nov 2019 11:01:06 +0000
A bonus episode showing Detective LaFemme in her element. SPACE DETECTIVE SAOIRSE LAFEMME played by Briauna Kittle, SGT. HIGGS played by Jenae Hirsch, SGT. BOZON played by Ricco Machado Torres, FARLAX played by Jamie Haas, and JINTLEPRONG played by Conrad Miszuk. Written by Matt Braman. Music, sound, and editing by Matt Braman. Scene One Cold […]
Phoenix Lights Episode 3 – Jimmy’s
Mon, 04 Nov 2019 11:43:23 +0000
Emma Blaise has come to Private Detective Pal Vargas for help finding her missing husband, business as usual in the world of a private eye. But now, Pal and Emma are on the run from the US Air Force. It seems that the disappearance of military scientist like Allan Blaise might not be quite as […]
Announcement 3 – Audio Verse Awards Voting
Wed, 30 Oct 2019 02:33:14 +0000
neverrad.com/vote Hello never rad listeners. The never rad Miscellany is up for the audio verse awards. Head over to neverrad.com/vote to cast your vote today. Voting for the first round ends October 31st.
A Gentleman About Space Episode 3: Up in Arms
Mon, 21 Oct 2019 13:00:03 +0000
The self-proclaimed dashing adventurer Space Lord Cesar Salamander has turned his attention to the issue of security. He sets off to procure a weapon befitting a Space Gentleman of his stature—as dangerous as it is sexy—and of course, his valet Q.C. Edgetest must shoulder the burden (literally) of his newest obsession. A Gentleman About Space […]
Mon, 14 Oct 2019 13:00:39 +0000
The crew of the Lucis are still stranded on Hunk O’ Gray, and things are starting to get tense. After an argument with Parker, Tamara takes Posi into the temple to investigate the next chambers…it seems their search has awakened a being Tamara never expected to encounter. Dark Sovereign is written by Briauna Kittle, and […]
Never Rad Announcement 3: Halloween
Tue, 08 Oct 2019 03:03:07 +0000
October 27th, 2019. https://www.neverrad.com/ticket CONRAD: Hello, Never Rad Miscellany listeners. This is show creator Conrad Miszuk I wanted to give you a heads up that our next live performance in Phoenix, Arizona will be Sunday, October 27th, 2019 at the Rebel Lounge. The show begins at 6PM and tickets are just $10 in advance. Head […]
Peaceful Digiternia Episode 3 – Compile
Mon, 07 Oct 2019 09:41:44 +0000
Wyatt and Vivian do their best to make a new friend, but the system, and its recently freed processing resources, have some surprises in store. Peaceful Digiternia Heights is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Wyatt, Jenae Hirsch as Vivian, Jamie Haas as Carlie, and Kitt Keller as Computer. […]
A Gentleman About Space Episode 2 – Malodorous Masquerade
Mon, 02 Sep 2019 13:03:29 +0000
Lord Cesar Salamander, self-proclaimed space-ladies’ man extraordinaire, is off to seduce a pair of space-princesses at the signing of the Kylondrio peace treaty, but all is not smooth sailing. With QC exasperatedly at his side, Salamander navigates the high-intrigue worlds of diplomacy, journalism, and noise ordinances. If he wants to get the girl(s), he’ll have […]
Mon, 02 Sep 2019 13:00:26 +0000
We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Audribble is not a real product. Do not attempt to purchase Audribble. Audribble is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of […]
Phoenix Lights Episode 2 – The Force of Air
Mon, 26 Aug 2019 13:05:00 +0000
It’s June 1946, and strange things are in the air. Beautiful, mysterious Emma Blaise has come to private eye Pal Vargas for help: her husband is missing, and nothing about his disappearance adds up. As Pal tries to get answers from Mrs. Blaise, they both find themselves caught in a web of lies and misdirections. […]
Interstitial: Quality Control Records
Mon, 26 Aug 2019 13:00:37 +0000
The highly motivated staff at Miscellany Quality Control are here to take care of you. Our phones lines are always open; give us a call at (224)CALL-RAD. Quality Control was written by Matt Braman and features the voices of Ricco Machado-Torres as the Caller, Briauna Kittle as Operator 1, Jamie Haas as Operator 2, and […]
Mon, 19 Aug 2019 13:05:56 +0000
Your call is important to us. Please remain on the line. Intermission facts written by Conrad Miszuk. Music and sound by Matt Braman. Read by Jamie Haas. SCENE 1: THE INTERMISSION VOICE: Hello, you have reached the Never Rad Miscellany claims center. We are so sorry to hear about your loss. For loss of an […]
Mon, 19 Aug 2019 13:00:56 +0000
The crew of the Lucis find that they are stranded on the planet Hunk O’ Gray with no way of communicating with their mother ship. Captain Parker frets about repairs (and about everything else) while Tamara decides to dig deeper into the mysterious alien temple they’ve discovered buried beneath the planet’s surface. But Parker has […]
Interstitial: Caring for Your Kraken
Mon, 12 Aug 2019 13:10:53 +0000
It is important for every good citizen to learn the importance of Responsibility. This short film, produced by Coronello Pictures for the War Education Authority, is designed to help you and your child learn about the value of Responsibility and how every citizen can practice Responsibility at home by adopting and caring for a pet. […]
Peaceful Digiternia Episode 2 – Maximilian
Mon, 12 Aug 2019 13:05:05 +0000
Wyatt Carney has hacked his own afterlife. He and ex-(in both senses of the word) girlfriend Vivian Hughes have built themselves a digital mall, complete with digital Muzak, as a meeting place to get to know their fellow digital decedents. Their first encounter with one of their Digiternia neighbors doesn’t quite go as planned…and what […]
Mon, 12 Aug 2019 13:00:02 +0000
Special thanks to our Patreon patrons! Transcription: Hello! Welcome. Thank you all for coming out tonight. It’s good to see you all. This is a live recording, so please clap and cheer and have all kinds of appropriate reactions to what we’re doing here. Please do not have inappropriate reactions to what we’re doing here. […]
A Gentleman About Space Episode 1 – Sartorial Malfunctions
Mon, 15 Jul 2019 13:03:51 +0000
Meet Lord Cesar Salamander: space layabout, space playboy, and space millionaire, constantly attended and assisted by his long-suffering, quick-witted robot valet QC Edgetest. In this episode, Lord Salamander explains the finer points of peacocking, attends the society soiree of Lady Upsilon, and turns a murder-most-foul into a meet-cute with alluring detective Saoirse LaFemme of the […]
Mon, 15 Jul 2019 13:00:15 +0000
Subscribe today to get new catchphrases in your mail! We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Catchphrasr is not a real product. Do not attempt to purchase Catchphrasr. Catchphrasr is […]
Phoenix Lights Episode 1 – Pilot
Mon, 08 Jul 2019 13:03:21 +0000
It’s June 1946 and private eye Pal Vargas is every bit the classic film-noir detective, right down to the hat and is deep in thought until secretary Minnie Brown opens the door with a beautiful woman in tow. Emma Blaise is a woman with a problem only Pal can solve: her husband is missing, and […]
Interstitial: Box Away Your Feelings
Mon, 08 Jul 2019 13:00:55 +0000
Learn to take your feelings and box them away! We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Box Away Your Feelings is not a real product. Do not attempt to purchase […]
Mon, 01 Jul 2019 13:01:04 +0000
Your call is important to us. Please remain on the line. Intermission written by the Never Rad Miscellany. Answering machine voice played by Jenae Hirsch. Music by Matt Braman. Give them all some money at www.patreon.com/neverrad The Never Rad Miscellany is produced and directed by Conrad Miszuk and is recorded live at The Rebel Lounge […]
Mon, 01 Jul 2019 13:00:32 +0000
The crew of the collector ship Lucis has been sent out on a mission to explore the extremely-literally-named planet Hunk o’ Gray. Satellite information indicates the planet might—just might—support life. Scientist Tamara is excited to get the chance to be the first human to encounter interstellar life forms, while Captain Parker is cautious…well, skittish…well, really, […]
Mon, 24 Jun 2019 13:02:04 +0000
We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Yotota Theseus is not a real product. Do not attempt to purchase Yotota Theseus. Yotota Theseus is written by Matt Braman, and features […]
Peaceful Digiternia Episode 1 – Waking Up
Mon, 24 Jun 2019 13:01:30 +0000
After a long and full life, one-time computer security expert Wyatt Carney dies…then finds himself in Peaceful Digiternia Heights, a digital afterlife server that was abandoned decades ago while still stuck in Version 1.0. He’s got no way out, no way to talk to the outside world, and a constant companion in the form of […]
Mon, 24 Jun 2019 13:00:58 +0000
CONRAD: Greetings and welcome to the premiere of the Never Rad Miscellany. My name is Conrad Miszuk and I am the director of this project. What you are about to see and/or hear is the finest surrealist and science fiction known to this arm of the galaxy. I know. I checked. It understandably took a […]
Wed, 01 May 2019 07:00:29 +0000
The Never Rad Miscellany is a collection of dramatized audio science fiction, usually performed live. Here’s a taste.