The Tilapia Drift or How Jim Lost A Finger

Sun, 26 May 2019 04:17:25 GMT

So I'm still in the Large Refrigerated Tube, right? We're going through this place called The Tilapia Drift. And like, just cause I didn't really make a big deal about it before, I talk about how Jim lost his finger.  By the way, I hope you're doing okay, you know? 

An audio drama.

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The Most Important Duties of the Night Shift

Tue, 30 Apr 2019 22:00:00 GMT

I guess we're here now, and that's gonna make what happens in the large refridgerated tube make more sense, right? Because, you know, it's a lot easier to understand the tube if you understand the night shift, and the Grease Fire in the basement. 

An audio drama.

Written, performed, and produced by Timmy Vilgiate

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The Large Refrigerated Tube at the End of the Universe

Tue, 23 Apr 2019 21:00:00 GMT

I used to work here, but then they fired me, so I quit, because that's where I draw the line. You don't fire me....or I'll quit.

An audio drama.

Words, music, voices, and sound design by Timmy Vilgiate
Sound effects from Freesound.org

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Dreams and/or visions come to those who stare at bowls of oatmeal.

Sun, 14 Apr 2019 14:09:37 GMT

The theme is oatmeal. I guess you can just think about oatmeal while you listen but ideally you would listen to the story with a cup of oatmeal. If you'd like, I can make you one. Anyway, this is the story of the dude ranch, and I also talk about jellyfish, but the theme is oatmeal. You know what I'm saying?

(Words and voices and music and some of the sounds by Timmy Vilgiate. Also a lot of stuff from freesound.org, which you should check out if you need sound effects ever for any reason)

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WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE HIGH RIGHT NOW

Sun, 07 Apr 2019 22:32:00 GMT

If you're hearing my voice in your head right now, it means my idea is working.

Words, voices, music, and production by Timmy Vilgiate.
Sounds from Freesound.org

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