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Cosmic Love with Madam Xandra


21 episodes


Synopsis:

It began like any other day on Pleasure Sphere 64, the hottest vacation spot in the galaxy.

Madam Xandra, sex-positive host of the popular advice show Cosmic Love, is right in the middle of answering a relationship question when she's rudely interrupted by a terrorist invasion. Armed only with a laser dildo and her best leather boots, Xandra is hardly the ideal choice to defeat an army of terrorists. Worse still, the only person who can help her is alien gladiator Dok Bloodnikov, who has some serious hangups about sex.

Can Dok and Xandra defeat the terrorists and save the station? Can Xandra get Dok to open up about his sex life? What mystery lies between the docking bays?

Tune in to Season 1 of Cosmic Love to find out!


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Episodes:

Season 2 Episode 8: So Long, Squares

Thu, 25 Jul 2019 07:00:32 GMT






Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson 

Featuring the vocal talents of: 

Katie Self as Madam Xandra 

Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly 

Katie Pelensky as Eddy 

Jesse Abbott Chin as Eddie 

Clinton Roper Elledge as Guard 

Luke Rampersad as Guard 

Kimberly Alexander as The Monster in 88-C 

Brooks Wilson as Ad Voice 

Katie Markovich as Janessa 

Brian Donavon as Dok Bloodnikov 

Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker 

Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Heroic Age, Failing Defense, The Descent, Five Armies, Lobby Time, and Rynos Theme. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0. Additional music by Canton Becker (Canton Lujon Remix). 

Sound effects from freesound.org: 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 264063_paul368_hatch-seal, 205817_yuval_footsteps-pavement-street, 40158_sagetyrtle_crash, 387916_owl_hungry-guinea-pigs, 236939_afirlam_space-gun-shoot, 179129_deleted-user-3330286_struggle-thelastday-sound, 369988_northern87_lid-of-chest-hitting-northern87, 361471_sunnyflower_laser-gun, 348749_scriotxstudios_running-in-high-heels-on-tile, 426888_thisusernameis_beep4, 423216_pfranzen_punching-someone-and-dragging-them-away-without-gain, 39028_wildweasel_cardlock-open, 006141527-futuristic-air-compression-door, 189323_qubodup_shaking-metal-cutlery-holder, 120510_kno-sfx_big-crash-ambient-1, 135463_joelaudio_quick-smash-003, 245103_deleted-user-4401185_small-couch-falling-off-balcony, 267933_anagar_steps-in-high-heels, 267716_robinhood76_05648-scifi-flare-whizz, 402821_inspectorj_whizzing-lip-whistle-a, 244394_werra_bang-explosion-metallic, 467260_livvy0221_air-vent-open-close, 435853_dersuperanton_running-loud, 367221_elliottmoo_heavy-wooden-door-close-mansion, 417492_thelukasbanana_scratch-crate-on-floor-loop-1, 450790_kyles_door-wood-bang-on-aggressively-various, 245959_caderesounds_robotic-repair, Store_Door_Chime_Mike_Koenig-570742973, 161873_eneasz_wooden-door-smash-open, 172369_klankbeeld_marching-boots, 116505_owdeo_transporter-beam, and 371276_cabled-mess_powering-up-funny-sci-fi.


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Season 2 Episode 7: She Contains Multitudes... Of Evil

Thu, 18 Jul 2019 07:00:44 GMT






Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson 

Featuring the vocal talents of: 

Katie Self as Madam Xandra 

Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly 

Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie 

Ryan Schremp as Ad Voice 

Clinton Roper Elledge as Corporal Mincent Flim

Kimberly Alexander as The Monster in 88-C 


Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker 

Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Call to Adventure, Wounded, The Descent, Local Forecast - Elevator, Cryptic Sorrow, and Stages of Grief. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0. 

Sound effects from freesound.org: 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 264063_paul368_hatch-seal, 159399_noirenex_power-down, 235774_lex777_woodenfloorfootsteps-boots-02, 219499_jarredgibb_door-creak, 322454_goodlistener_horse-snort-2, 411789_inspectorj_door-wooden-close-a-h6-ms, 202106_spookymodem_wood-thud-underfoot, 006141527-futuristic-air-compression-door, 164586_adam-n_wood-impact-2, 267933_anagar_steps-in-high-heels, 119554_vrodge_office-elevator-door-open-ding, 458007_fabrizio84_knocking-on-door, 441656_tonycarlisle_squeak-2-seconds, 218890_dubodup_door-smash-1, 407663_nagwense_creaking-two-step-wooden-stool, 95011_kineticturtle_bookcase-rattling, 245103_deleted-user-4401185_small-couch-falling-off-balcony, 204762_yuval_hamster-eating, 413634_krnfa_foley-pat-on-the-jacket, and 322445_goodlistener_horse-whinny-1.


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Season 2 Episode 6: Two Before Ze Breakfast-Wurst

Thu, 11 Jul 2019 07:00:08 GMT







Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson 

Featuring the vocal talents of: 

Katie Self as Madam Xandra 

Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly 

Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie 

Brian Donovan as Hans Frei 

Luke Rampersad as Mr. Sweet Peaches 

Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker 

Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Not As It Seems, Scheming Weasel, Tenebrous Brothers Carnival Act One, Arcadia, Danse Macabre, and Sneaky. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0. 

Sound effects from freesound.org: 14259_harri_robot-chat, 27878_inequation_walkietalkie-eot, 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 264063_paul368_hatch-seal, 234774_lex777_woodenfloorfootsteps-boots-02, 422651_trullilulli_sfx-player-action-phone-pick-up, 432313_1tmsounds_dialing-numbers, 39061_genviou_rings, 175620_ondrosik_answer3, Store_Door_Chime_Mike-Koenig-570742973, 458007_fabrizio84_knocking-on-door, 424600_daniela-santos_high-heels, 446110_justinvoke_hatch-door-close, 249570_rivernile7_sitting-down-on-chair, 236939_afirlam_space-gun-shoot, 403713_timbre_synthesized-ringtone-170904, 202106_spookymodem_wood-thud-underfoot, 348242_newagesoup_punch-boxing-03, 367221_elliottmoo_heavy-wooden-door-close-mansion, and 245959_caderesounds_robotic-repair.



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A Holiday Message From Joot Blark

Thu, 04 Jul 2019 07:00:15 GMT





Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson 

Featuring the vocal talents of: 

Ryan Schremp as Announcement Voice 

Sound effects from freesound.org: Store_Door_Chime_Mike-Koenig-570742973 and 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission.



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Season 2 Episode 5: Dudes Would Be Like Whaaaaaaat

Thu, 27 Jun 2019 15:01:13 GMT







Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson 

Featuring the vocal talents of: 

Katie Self as Madam Xandra 

Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly 

Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie 

Luke Rampersad as Dr. Mort Glortson 

Clinton Roper Elledge as Colonel Rrkarrk 

Brian Donovan as Hans Frei 

Brooks Wilson as Ad Voice 

Katie Markovich as Ad Voice 

Tony Werner as Ad Voice 

Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker 

Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Amazing Plan, Thinking Music, Hidden Agenda, Zazie, and Sardana. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0. 

Sound effects from freesound.org: 14259_harri_robot-chat, 27878_inequation_walkietalkie-eot, 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 98883_noirenex_power-up, 342712_spacejoe_misc-lock-picks, 160215_qubodup_unlocking-door-lock, 431117_inspectorj_door-front-opening-a, 267933_anagar_steps-in-high-heels, 389687_meggiepie_squeaky-wheels, 236939_afirlam_space-gun-shoot, 240665_celticvalkyria_bodyfall, 235761_lex777_pillbottle-pills-open-close-01, 322445_goodlistener_horsewhinny-1, 471903_sheyvan_newspaper-rustling, 463843_filipiwo_opening-the-umbrella, 362959_gastonsaenz_fly-4-horse-steps-01, 347858_alienxxx_close-window, and 417492_thelukasbanana_scratch-crate-on-floor-loop-1.



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Season 2 Episode 4: One Doug, Not For Eating

Thu, 20 Jun 2019 07:00:36 GMT






Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson

Featuring the vocal talents of:

Katie Self as Madam Xandra

Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly

Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie

Kimberly Alexander as The Monster in 88-C

Brian Donovan as Dok Bloodnikov

Lena Valentine as Ad Voice

Amy Thorstenson as Ad Voice

Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker

Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Vadodora, Le Grand Chase, Supernatural Radio A, Thaxted, River Flute, Penumbra, Reawakening, and Reunited. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0.

Sound effects from freesound.org: 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 14259_harri_robot-chat, 27878_inequation_walkietalkie-eot, 235774_lex777_woodenfloorfootsteps-boots-02, 458007_fabrizio84_knocking-on-door, 441656_tonycarlisle_squeek-2-seconds, 218890_qubodup_door-smash-1, and 27878_inequation_walkietalkie-eot.


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Season 2 Episode 3: Like A Shiny Piece of Metal Crashing At Dawn

Thu, 13 Jun 2019 07:00:00 GMT







Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson

Featuring the vocal talents of:

Katie Self as Madam Xandra

Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly

Katie Pelensky as Eddy/Eddie

Sam Manual as Nebula Jim

Jesse Abbott Chin as Drunken Customer

Katie Markovich as Mrs. Blossom AntiMatter Torpedo

Brian Donovan as Hans Frei

Lena Valentine as Ad Voice

Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker

Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): Super Cool Power Dude, Winner Winner, Surf Shimmy, Jalandhar, Vadodora, Melodie Victoria, Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy, and Le Grand Chase. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0.  

Sound effects from freesound.org: 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 14259_harri_robot-chat, 389675_meggiepie_closet-door-open-near, 177938_erikh2000_spogey-robot-walk, 398035_swordofkings128_tool-box-sounds-2, 424600_daniela-santos_high-heels_1, 264063_paul368_hatch-seal, 261985_ericlemans_busy-bar-ambient-sound, 367221_elliotmoo_heavy-wooden-door-close-mansion, 249570_rivernile7_sitting-down-on-chair, 245908_ediecz_drawer-open-close-02, 63511_florian-reinke_paper2, Store_Door_Chime-Mike_Koenig-570742973, 27878_inequation_walkietalkie-eot, 50941_qubodup_stupid-falls, 277717_wibwob_jumping-onto-a-hard-floor-with-shoes-and-some-walking-sounds, 327284_studenttanita_small-handcuffs-opening-and-closing, and 360677_djlarson3_duct-tape.



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Season 2 Episode 2: Just So Many Dogs

Thu, 06 Jun 2019 07:00:03 GMT







Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson

Featuring the vocal talents of:

Katie Self as Madam Xandra

Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly

Katie Pelensky as Eddy

Kimberly Alexander as Mrs. Drupeld Vapurm

Sam Manual as Nebula Jim

Ryan Schremp as Ad Voice

Amy Thorstenson as Ad Voice

Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker

Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): The Show Must Be Go, Teddy Bear Waltz, Life of Riley, Tango de Manzana, Heavy Heart, and Super Power Cool Dude. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0. Additional music by Canton Becker (Gourd Travel).

Sound effects from freesound.org: 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission, 14259_harri_robot-chat, 218316_splicesound_wooden-chair-push-in-pull-out, 348749_scriotxstudios_running-in-high-heels-on-tile, 27878_inequation_walkietalkie-eot, 006141527-futuristic-air-compression-door, and 424600_daniela-santos_high-heels_1.



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Season 2 Episode 1: Joot Blark’s The Greatest Guy That Ever Lived!

Thu, 30 May 2019 07:00:26 GMT






Written, directed and edited by Amy Thorstenson

Featuring the vocal talents of:

Katie Self as Madam Xandra

Chad Eschman as Chip Chetford-Braddingly

Katie Pelensky as Eddy

Ryan Schremp as Announcement Voice and Minister Dick Sylvania

Lena Valentine as Sylvia Sylvania

Cosmic Love and The Freedom And Family Values Hour theme songs by Casey Bushmaker

Other music from Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com): At Launch, Take A Chance, Heavy Heart, Happy Happy Game Show, Casa Bossa Nova, and Fig Leaf Times Two. Licensed under Creative Commons By Attribution 3.0. Additional music by Canton Becker (Lujon: Remix) and by Amy Thorstenson.

Sound effects from freesound.org: Store_Door_Chime_Mike-Koenig-570742973, 215558_divenorth_dun-dun-duun-v-01, 14259_harri_robot-chat, 47626_readeonly_end-radio-transmission,  458007_fabrizio84_knocking-on-door, 424600_daniela-santos_high-heels_1, 264063_paul368_hatch-seal, and 446110_justinvoke_hatch-door-close.


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Announcing Season 2!

Wed, 01 May 2019 07:00:22 GMT

Season 2 of Cosmic Love premiers May 30th!

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Season 1 Episode 10: The Penthouse Suite

Thu, 18 Apr 2019 07:00:04 GMT


Voices by Katie Self, Brian Donovan, Clayton Snyder, Amy Thorstenson, Vincent Burnard, and Ryan Schremp.

Theme song by members of Sparklef*ck.

Music by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com): "The Complex," "Devastation and Revenge," "All This," "Mechanolith," "Discovery Hit," "Lost Frontier," "Promises To Keep," "Black Vortex," "At Launch," "Procession of the King." Additional music by Canton Becker: "Canton Lujon Remix."

Sound effects from freesound.org ("end radio transmission" by ReadeOnly, "robot chat" by harri, "high heels walking" by rivernile7, "highheels run" by sturmankin, "walking on wood" by philter137, "space gun shoot" by afirlam, "laser shot" by semagnum, "phone 1952 bakelite looped" by spleencast, "handcuffs taken out and closed" by daboy291, "bell natural" by harleto, "footsteps wood" by fewes, "marching boots" by klankbeeld, "whip cracks" by cgeffex, "struggle between two people" by gpenn76, "heavy impacts" by richerlandtv, "early video game-ish fire" by timbre, "metal on wood" by sir-smith, "cat howling" by zabuhailo, "rbh household closet" by rhumphries, "shovel13" by wim, "explosion-001" by cydon, "small explosion" by benjaminharveydesign, "glass break" by unfa, "door pounding increasing intensity" by jhumbucker, "cat meowing" by theshaggyfreak, "body fall" by celticvalkyria.) Additional sounds from Pond5.com ("Door Vault," "8bit up" and "Beetle Bug Legs").


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Season 1 Episode 9: The Docking Bays

Thu, 11 Apr 2019 07:00:00 GMT


Voices by Katie Self, Brian Donovan, Amy Thorstenson, Clayton Snyder, Vincent Burnard, and Ryan Schremp.

Theme song by members of Sparklef*ck.

Music by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com): "Split in Synapse," "Dances and Dames," "Beach Party," "Rites," "Devastation and Revenge," "Second Coming - no percussion."

Sound effects from freesound.org ("end radio transmission" by ReadeOnly, "robot chat" by harri, "high heels walking" by rivernile7, "highheels run" by sturmankin, "walking on wood" by philter137, "space gun shoot" by afirlam, "laser shot" by semagnum, "phone 1952 bakelite looped" by spleencast.) Additional sounds from Pond5.com ("Door Vault," "8bit up" and "Beetle Bug Legs").


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Season 1 Episode 8: The Luxury Deck

Thu, 04 Apr 2019 07:00:16 GMT


Voices by Katie Self, Brian Donovan, Ryan Schremp, Amy Thorstenson, Claire Swora, Tim Towne.

Theme song by members of Sparklef*ck.

Music by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com): "Future Gladiator," "Hero Down," "Club Diver," "Marty Gots a Plan," "Local Forecast - Slower," "Mistake the Getaway," "Love Song,"

Sound effects from freesound.org ("end radio transmission" by ReadeOnly, "robot chat" by harri, "high heels walking" by rivernile7, "highheels run" by sturmankin, "phone 1952 bakelite looped" by spleencast, "Store Door Chime" by MikeKoenig, "footsteps on wood" by fewes, "metal-creek-crash-smash" by thesoundcatcher, "jumping-onto-a-hard-floor-with-shoes-and-some-walking-sounds" by wibsob, "laser shot" by semagnum, "early video game-ish fire" by timbre, "laser-shots" by ianm32, "bodyfall" by celticvalyria.) Additional sounds from Pond5.com ("Door Vault," "8bit up," "Futuristic Air Compression Door" and "Beetle Bug Legs").


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Season 1 Episode 7: The Captain Planet Memorial Arboretum and Water Park

Thu, 28 Mar 2019 07:00:40 GMT


Voices by Katie Self, Brian Donovan, Amy Thorstenson, Jacob Ruben, and Tim Towne.

Theme song by members of Sparklef*ck.

Music by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com): "Heart of Nowhere," "Dance Macabre- Xylophone," "Work is Work," "Tenebrous Brothers Carnival," "EDM Detection Mode," "Nerves."

Sound effects from freesound.org ("end radio transmission" by ReadeOnly, "robot chat" by harri, "high heels walking" by rivernile7, "highheels run" by sturmankin, "walking on wood" by philter137, "space gun shoot" by afirlam, "boxing scuffle long" by martian, "footsteps on wood" by fewes, , "babbling-brook" by electronixtech, "phone 1952 bakelite looped" by spleencast, "sci-fi beeps" by spazzo-1493, "giantdipper-belmontpark" by afterguard.) Additional sounds from Pond5.com ("Door Vault," "8bit up" and "Beetle Bug Legs").


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Season 1 Episode 6: Dok's Bedroom

Thu, 21 Mar 2019 07:00:24 GMT


Voices by Katie Self, Brian Donovan, Clayton Snyder, Vincent Burnard, and Amy Thorstenson.

Theme song by members of Sparklef*ck.

Music by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com): "Heart of Nowhere," "Dark Times," "Long Road Ahead," and "Arcadia."

Sound effects from freesound.org ("end radio transmission" by ReadeOnly, "robot chat" by harri, "high heels walking" by rivernile7, "highheels run" by sturmankin, "walking on wood" by philter137, "space gun shoot" by afirlam, "earth vs space battle" by omar-alvarado, "boxing scuffle long" by martian, "mcmorrise-horror-movie-strings" by timbre_remix, "alarms" by guitarguy1985, "mr dog" by apolloaiello, "seawash-calm" by craiggroshke, "footsteps on weood" by fewes, "setting down the duffel bag" by ferguido, "babbling-brook" by electronixtech, "phone 1952 bakelite looped" by spleencast.) Additional sounds from Pond5.com ("Door Vault," "8bit up" and "Beetle Bug Legs").


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Season 1 Episode 5: The Gladiator Arena

Thu, 14 Mar 2019 07:00:55 GMT


Voices by Katie Self, Brian Donovan, Clayton Snyder, Ryan Schremp, Kate Kloetty, Amy Thorstenson.

Theme song by members of Sparklef*ck.

Music by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com): "Lone Harvest," "At Launch," "Life of Riley," and "Harmful or Fatal."

Sound effects from freesound.org ("end radio transmission" by ReadeOnly, "robot chat" by harri, "high heels walking" by rivernile7, "walking on wood" by philter137, "whip cracks" by cgeffex, "crowd at a banquet" by unfa, "space gun shoot" by afirlam, "earth vs space battle" by omar-alvarado, "boxing scuffle long" by martian.) Additional sounds from Pond5.com ("Door Vault," "8bit up" and "Beetle Bug Legs").


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Season 1 Episode 4: The Eeleria

Thu, 07 Mar 2019 07:00:26 GMT


Voices by Katie Self, Brian Donovan, Onicia Muller, Ryan Schremp, Kate Kloetty, Amy Thorstenson, Vincent Burnard, and introducing Clayton Snyder as Gamma Rays.

Theme song by members of Sparklef*ck.

Music by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com): "Lost Time," "Ossuary 2 - Turn," "Ibn Al-Noor," "Lone Harvest," "Eastminster," "Constance," "Tea Roots," "Quirky Dog," "Just Nasty," and "Hall of the Mountain King."

Sound effects from freesound.org ("robot chat" by harri, "dislocator sci-fi weapon" by JarAxe, "Weird SciFi Noise" by Opticreep, "End Radio Transmission" by ReadeOnly, "early video game-ish fire" by Timbre, "space gun shoot" by afirlam, "struggle between two people" by gpenn76, "heavy impacts" by richerlandtv, "bodyfall" by celticvalkyria, "dizi chinese flute sample" by gorgoroth6669, "tur klopfen 02" by mark646, "r05-0443-2" by omar-alvarado, "rbh household closet" by rhumphries, "footsteps" by ms107, "female foot run walk marble" by ragamuffin, "tape 03 duct tape 3" by zerolagtime, "Thunder Sound FX" by Grant Evans, "pots and pans clatter 1" by owlstorm. Additional sounds from Pond5.com ("Door Vault," "Futuristic Air Compression," "8bit up" and "Beetle Bug Legs").


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Season 1 Episode 3: The All-Seeing Eye

Thu, 28 Feb 2019 07:00:42 GMT


Voices by Katie Self, Brian Donovan, Ryan Schremp, Kate Kloetty, Jacob Ruben, Claire Swora, Amy Thorstenson, and Vincent Burnard.

Theme song by members of Sparklef*ck.

Music by Amy Thorstenson (Zab Zabrony theme, Bach's Prelude in C and Chopin's C# Minor Waltz). Additional music includes "Ossuary 4 - Animate," "Penumbra - Creepy Music," "Past The Edge," "Ossuary 2 - Turn," "Parisian," and "Reign Supreme" by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com).

Sound effects from freesound.org ("robot chat" by harri, "dislocator sci-fi weapon" by JarAxe, "Weird SciFi Noise" by Opticreep, "End Radio Transmission" by ReadeOnly, "early video game-ish fire" by Timbre, "space gun shoot" by afirlam, "struggle between two people" by gpenn76, "heavy impacts" by richerlandtv, "bodyfall" by celticvalkyria, "clothingshirts-and-pants-rustling" by duckduckpony, and "drawers" by sagetyrtle). Additional sounds from Pond5.com ("Door Vault," "Futuristic Air Compression," "8bit up" and "Beetle Bug Legs").


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Season 1 Episode 2: Station Management

Thu, 21 Feb 2019 07:00:55 GMT


Voices by Katie Self, Brian Donovan, Ryan Schremp, Sarah Tasz, Vince Burnard, and Amy Thorstenson.

Theme song by members of Sparklef*ck.

Music by Amy Thorstenson, "Canton Lujon" by Canton Becker (http://cantonbecker.com/sound), and "Reign Supreme," "Lost Time," "Dreams Become Real," "Fanfare For Space," "Static Motion," and "Americana" by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com).

Sound effects from freesound.org ("Robot chat" by harri, "dislocator sci-fi weapon" by JarAxe, "Weird SciFi Noise" by Opticreep, "waves_1" by haldigital97, "End Radio Transmission" by ReadeOnly, "early video game-ish fire" by Timbre, "Ambient Spacecraft Hum" by AlaskaRobotics, "Boots and Spurs" by jjhouse4, "knock-the-door" by anagar, "jumping onto a hard floor with shoes" by wibwob, "space gun shoot" by afirlam, "struggle between two people" by gpenn76, "heavy impacts" by richerlandtv). Additional sounds from Pond5.com ("Door Vault," "Futuristic Air Compression," "8bit up" and "Beetle Bug Legs"), and "Store Door Chime Sound" by Mike Koenig (http://soundbible.com/1599-Store-Door-Chime.html).

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Season 1 Episode 1: The Dungeon of Madam Xandra

Thu, 14 Feb 2019 07:00:24 GMT


Welcome to Cosmic Love! Thanks for listening.

**

Written/directed/produced by Amy Thorstenson.

This episode features the vocal talents of Katie Self, Brian Donovan, Clayton Snyder, and Amy Thorstenson.

Theme song by members of SparkleF*ck.

Music ("Map of the Cosmos," "Lujon Remix," and "Schvisen") by Canton Becker (http://cantonbecker.com/sound). Additional music ("Disco Medusae," "Lost Time," and "The Complex") by Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com).

Sound effects from Pond5.com ("Door Vault," "Futuristic Air Compression," and "Beetle Bug Legs"). Additional sounds from Freesound.org ("Robot chat" by harri, "Dislocator (sci-fi weapon)" by JarAxe, "Weird SciFi Noise" by Opticreep, "Waves_1" by haldigital97, "End Radio Transmission" by ReadeOnly, and "Highheels Run" by sturmankin).

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Cosmic Love debuts February 14th!

Tue, 12 Feb 2019 05:56:36 GMT

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