Roleplay Retcon
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Creator: Two Fish in a Jug
Full cast Multigenre Oneshots Audio RPG
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Roleplay Retcon remakes the movies that let you down using tabletop roleplaying games (TTRPGS), soundtracks by indie bands, and lots of goofy writers' room jokes. Professional writer Benjamin Gray, Theatre sensei Jensie, and RPG expert/comedian/cinephile Alex invite a new guest, feature a new band, and play a new roleplaying or storytelling game for each bad movie.
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Continuity: Oneshots
Writing: Improvised
Voices: Full cast
Genres: Multigenre
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Episodes:
The Longest Yard (2005), Ep. 6: The Longest Yarn | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 29 Jan 2025 05:03:54 -0000
Everything's going great! Pizza party! Bocepherous nails an interception. Cornflake calls a timeout. Portman plays defense. Content Warnings: Profanity, prison, violence Starring guest GM Grant Nordine of Game Master Monday! Soundtrack by Them Damn Dogs! We're playing Play Ball! by Roe Caufield! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! We're part of the One Shot Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray! Logo by Jeanette Blasius!
The Longest Yard (2005), Ep. 5: Bone Down for What | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 15 Jan 2025 19:29:00 -0000
The team has its first practice, and one thing becomes clear to Coach Burt: They're gonna have to cheat. Bocepherous finds a moral loophole. Cornflake meets the prison's biggest shipper. Portman gives a disjointed speech. Content Warnings: Profanity, prison, sexual content Starring guest GM Grant Nordine of Game Master Monday! Soundtrack by Them Damn Dogs! We're playing Play Ball! by Roe Caufield! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! We're part of the One Shot Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray! Logo by Jeanette Blasius!
The Longest Yard (2005), Ep. 4: I Did Not Shoot the Burger Prince | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 01 Jan 2025 23:18:00 -0000
It's up to Cornflake to find his way into solitary confinement and recruit their safety-- the mysterious Peter Pistol, who has a troubled past and a troubled heart. Portman tags along for the first phase of the plan, but he has his own idea of how it should shake out... Content Warnings: Profanity, prison, sexual content, gun violence, lyrics alluding to suicide Starring guest GM Grant Nordine of Game Master Monday! Soundtrack by Them Damn Dogs! We're playing Play Ball! by Roe Caufield! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! We're part of the One Shot Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray! Logo by Jeanette Blasius!
Red One (2024) with The Fight Before Christmas | Roleplay Retcon
Sat, 21 Dec 2024 19:32:00 -0000
Red One is the first movie we've remade while the original is still in theaters, but its wasted Metal Gear Solid meets Santa premise and $100 million loss at the box office begged us to do it ASAP. We're remaking it with The Fight Before Christmas, a hack of Lasers and Feelings that has players creating operatives with a vendetta against Santa. Saint Nick has gone on a rampage, destroying every toy factory and toy store in the world, and elite team YULECAT has been assembled. Now Santa's personal bodyguard, his walking narwhal partner, a lifelong naughty lister professional armchair detective, and Mrs. Claus must find Santa and bring him back-- with his ass kicked, if necessary. Content Warnings: Profanity, guns, violence, death, gore, sexual references, child endangerment Starring Ben's cousin Charlie from Super Mario Bros. (1993), Dungeons and Dragons (2000), and Arrested Development: Fateful Consequences! We're playing The Fight Before Christmas! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! We're part of the One Shot Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray! Logo by Jeanette Blasius!
The Longest Yard (2005), Ep. 3: Hoops, There It Is | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 18 Dec 2024 09:04:13 -0000
Burt Reynolds proclaims himself the prison team's coach with some pushback, but not enough to matter. The boys make trips to the basketball court, the library, and the labor yard to recruit more players to the team. Portman takes the rule of threes too far. Bocepherous finds someone with a weirder name than his. Cornflake cannot make sense of this. Content Warnings: Profanity, prison, violence, blood, sexual references Starring guest GM Grant Nordine of Game Master Monday! Soundtrack by Them Damn Dogs! We're playing Play Ball! by Roe Caufield! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! We're part of the One Shot Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray! Logo by Jeanette Blasius!
The Longest Yard (2005), Ep. 2: Gruel Intentions | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 04 Dec 2024 06:48:00 -0000
The boys split up to begin building the team. Cornflake finds some art supplies. Bocepherous gets a dose of reality. Portman has a memorable meal. Content Warnings: Profanity, prison, violence Starring guest GM Grant Nordine of Game Master Monday! Soundtrack by Them Damn Dogs! We're playing Play Ball! by Roe Caufield! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! We're part of the One Shot Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray! Logo by Jeanette Blasius!
The Longest Yard (2005), Ep. 1: Maple Attraction | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 20 Nov 2024 05:43:00 -0000
Former NFL quarterback and maple syrup kingpin Portman Tow, Mama's boy Bocepherous Nut, and professional grifter Cornflake Cogburn all find themselves in the wrong seat of a squad car. At their new prison home, Warden Sanders promises a reduced sentence for Portman if he puts together a football team of prisoners to give his guards' team something to practice tackling. But not everyone wants Portman to put the team together... Content Warnings: Profanity, prison, violence Starring guest GM Grant Nordine of Game Master Monday! Soundtrack by Them Damn Dogs! We're playing Play Ball! by Roe Caufield! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! We're part of the One Shot Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray! Logo by Jeanette Blasius!
The Longest Yard (2005): Rookie Camp with Grant Nordine and Play Ball!
Wed, 06 Nov 2024 05:00:00 -0000
Rookie Camp episodes are our cute name for "episode zero" where we introduce the game we're playing (Play Ball! by Roe Caufield) and our first-ever guest GM Grant Nordine of Game Master Monday. And the name is finally apt because we're remaking the 2005 Adam Sandler remake of The Longest Yard, which had a poor critical reception, but that didn't stop millions of people from being bamboozled by Sandler at the height of his powers. Content Warnings: Profanity, prison Starring guest GM Grant Nordine of Game Master Monday! Soundtrack by Them Damn Dogs! We're playing Play Ball! by Roe Caufield! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! We're part of the One Shot Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray! Logo by Jeanette Blasius!
Wed, 30 Oct 2024 04:01:00 -0000
Before we get started with our remake of a remake of The Longest Yard, get to know our first-ever guest GM: Grant Nordine, the co-creator, co-host, and often titular game master of the podcast Game Master Monday. Each episode of Game Master Monday is standalone and has a new game and a new cast, and Roleplay Retcon has been on the show more than once! Don't worry, this won't affect our release schedule. We'll drop Rookie Camp in a week!
Superman IV (1987) with Jeff Stormer, Finale | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 23 Oct 2024 04:53:47 -0000
In the back half of our remake of Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, Superman doesn't let his humiliation at the hands of Nuclear Man stop him from dismantling the world's nukes. Will Nuclear man retaliate, or will he be distracted by Lois Lane? I guess the answer seems obvious, but the date gets pretty hot. Content Warnings: War, nuclear weapons, mild violence, profanity Starring Jeff Stormer! Soundtrack by Phillip Mount! The game we're playing was built using The Goblin Pulls Out a Gun by Viditya Voleti! We're part of the One Shot Network! Consider joining their Patreon! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray! Logo by Jeanette Blasius!
Superman IV (1987) with Jeff Stormer, Part 1 | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 09 Oct 2024 22:06:19 -0000
Jeff Stormer, Superman superfan and the host of Party of One, made a bespoke game specifically for remaking Superman IV: The Quest for Peace, the final Christopher Reeve Superman movie that put Supes in Hollywood timeout for 20 years. Content Warnings: War, nuclear weapons, mild violence, profanity Starring Jeff Stormer! Soundtrack by Phillip Mount! The game we're playing was built using The Goblin Pulls Out a Gun by Viditya Voleti! We're part of the One Shot Network! Consider joining their Patreon! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray! Logo by Jeanette Blasius!
An American Werewolf in Paris (1997) with Gamewoven
Wed, 25 Sep 2024 07:56:00 -0000
An American Werewolf in London (1981) is one of the all-time great horror comedies. And then 16 years later somebody decided to make a spiritual sequel, An American Werewolf in Paris, and inject it with all of the worst tropes of the '90s. We remake the latter with Craig Campbell's Die Laughing, a GM-less TTRPG about making comedy horror movies! We can't promise it's a cohesive story, but we can promise some much more interesting characters and that nobody says "sex points." Content Warnings: Violence, death, body horror, violence against animals, guns, sexual references, profanity Featuring Zad and Briana from Gamewoven! Soundtrack by Potion Cellar! We're playing Die Laughing by Craig Campbell! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! We're part of the One Shot Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray! Logo by Jeanette Blasius!
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003): Rehash | Roleplay Retcon
Fri, 20 Sep 2024 05:37:59 -0000
Time is as it should be and the League heads off on their next adventure. We're gonna stay here and talk about this one, though. Did we improve on the original movie? Find out what we think in this episode! Featuring Ryan and Laurel from Flash Fantasy: Rift Walkers! Soundtrack by composer Robert Russell! We're playing Savage Worlds Adventure Edition! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray! Logo by Jeanette Blasius!
The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003): Finale | Roleplay Retcon
Thu, 19 Sep 2024 16:27:19 -0000
The League and Carmen Sandiego have their final showdown. Not everyone will survive. Holtzmann does what she does best. Marty lifts a gag order. Laszlo puts on the rizz. Dom steals half a truck. Content Warnings: Death, violence, Nazis, blood, profanity, sexual content Featuring Ryan and Laurel from Flash Fantasy: Rift Walkers! Soundtrack by composer Robert Russell! We're playing Savage Worlds Adventure Edition! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray! Logo by Jeanette Blasius!
LXG (2003), Ep. 7: The League of Exhausting Gentlemen | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 28 Aug 2024 17:15:00 -0000
The League hatches a plan to track down and stop Carmen Sandiego and finally use those time circuits on the Rogue One. Dom gets aided and banded. Marty is not a sniper. Holtzmann is a girl's girl. Laszlo dons the greatest disguise of all time. Content Warnings: Death, body horror, Nazis, blood, profanity, sexual content Featuring Ryan and Laurel from Flash Fantasy: Rift Walkers! Soundtrack by composer Robert Russell! We're playing Savage Worlds Adventure Edition! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray! Logo by Jeanette Blasius!
LXG (2003), Ep. 6: The League of Squishy Gentlemen | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 14 Aug 2024 04:54:00 -0000
Borat's ferocious bear may be the end of Dom. Holtzmann's driving may be the end of everyone else. Marty wants to put a pin in this self-reflective moment. Laszlo sees someone he knows. Content Warnings: Profanity, death, violence, gore, blood, sexual innuendo, violence against animals Featuring Ryan and Laurel from Flash Fantasy: Rift Walkers! Soundtrack by composer Robert Russell! We're playing Savage Worlds Adventure Edition! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray! Logo by Jeanette Blasius!
LXG (2003), Ep. 5: The League of Satirical Identical Gentlemen | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 31 Jul 2024 05:56:00 -0000
The Cohen Coercion attacks! Dom finally gets behind the wheel as the rest of the League fights off four vehicles with very similar-looking drivers. Holtzmann upgrades her seat. Marty downgrades a tire. Dom snubs someone. Laszlo does some necking. Content Warnings: Profanity, death, violence, gore, blood, sexual innuendo, violence against animals • Featuring Ryan and Laurel from Flash Fantasy: Rift Walkers! Soundtrack by composer Robert Russell! We're playing Savage Worlds Adventure Edition! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray! Logo by Jeanette Blasius!
LXG (2003), Ep. 4: The League of Trivial Gentlemen | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 17 Jul 2024 05:20:00 -0000
Time pulls a fast one on the League and they find themselves in a very different Chicago with all-new League leadership. To find Dr. Brown and his time locomotive, they'll have to build their own time machine and track down his kidnappers. Marty invites Laszlo to the jamboree. Holtzmann gets her dream car (almost). Dom is a citizen of the world. Content Warnings: Profanity, death, blood, implied violence Featuring Ryan and Laurel from Flash Fantasy: Rift Walkers! Soundtrack by composer Robert Russell! We're playing Savage Worlds Adventure Edition! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Alex Blasius and Benjamin Gray! Logo by Jeanette Blasius!
LXG (2003), Ep. 3: The League of Cyberjerk Gentlemen | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 03 Jul 2024 04:51:00 -0000
The League is accosted by Griff Tannen and his gang, transplants from an alternate 2015 where Marty crossed paths with them. Beating them may give the League a clue to who is responsible for Doc Brown's disappearance... Holtzmann expands her business, Marty's got a gun, Dom isn't hurt, and Laszlo eats some empty calories. Content Warnings: Profanity, guns, violence, gore, death Featuring Ryan and Laurel from Flash Fantasy: Rift Walkers! Soundtrack by composer Robert Russell! We're playing Savage Worlds Adventure Edition! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Alex Blasius and Benjamin Gray! Logo by Jeanette Blasius!
LXG (2003), Ep. 2: The League of Deep Cut Gentlemen | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 19 Jun 2024 08:04:00 -0000
The new League learns of their mission to save the fabric of time from tearing itself apart. But first, they'll need to travel to Chicago to gain magical protection from the ravages of time. Laszlo hateflirts. Dom calls in a favor. Jillian shakes it out. Marty remembers the future. Content Warnings: Profanity, sexual content Featuring Ryan and Laurel from Flash Fantasy: Rift Walkers! Soundtrack by composer Robert Russell! We're playing Savage Worlds Adventure Edition! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Alex Blasius and Benjamin Gray! Logo by Jeanette Blasius!
LXG (2003), Ep. 1: The League of Not Entirely Gentlemen | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 05 Jun 2024 05:09:00 -0000
Across Time and Space, four Extraordinary people are recruited by a mysterious organization for reasons unknown: Legendary wheelman Dominic Toretto, genius paranormal engineer Jillian Holtzmann, actual vampire Laszlo Cravensworth, and time traveler Marty McFly, who will find 2015 is not at all as he remembers... Content Warnings: Profanity, sexual content Featuring Ryan and Laurel from Flash Fantasy: Rift Walkers! Soundtrack by composer Robert Russell! We're playing Savage Worlds Adventure Edition! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Alex Blasius and Benjamin Gray! Logo by Jeanette Blasius!
LXG (The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen) (2003): Savage Worlds Rookie Camp | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 22 May 2024 04:59:00 -0000
Ryan and Laurel from Flash Fantasy, makers of banger Actual Play Podcasts Rift Walkers and Star Wars: Skeleton Crew, join us to remake Sean Connery's out-with-a-whisper career-ender The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003). By default, we always twist on the original movie's formulas, but this time it's a T-W-I-S-T. We'll introduce our bonkers character pulls and learn a bit about Savage Worlds: Adventure Edition! Featuring Ryan and Laurel from Flash Fantasy: Rift Walkers! Soundtrack by composer Robert Russell! We're playing Savage Worlds by Shane Lacy Hensley! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Alex Blasius and Benjamin Gray! Logo by Jeanette Blasius!
Feed Drop: Rift Walkers by Flash Fantasy
Wed, 15 May 2024 16:56:59 -0000
Before we get started with our wild twist on The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, get acquainted with our two guest stars: Laurel Myler and DM Ryan of Flash Fantasy! This is episode 1 of a one-shot set in Flash Fantasy's Rift Walkers universe. If you like this (and you will) head back to episode 0 of Rift Walkers, and then check out their Star Wars Actual Play, Skeleton Crew (named well before the Jude Law-helmed TV series was announced). Don't worry, this won't affect our release schedule. We'll drop Rookie Camp in a week!
Waterworld (1995) with James D'Amato | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 08 May 2024 02:44:00 -0000
We remake the infamously expensive Waterworld (1995) with Second City and iO-trained comedian, author, and podcaster James D'Amato and his game Oh Captain, My Captain!, based on Alex Roberts's For the Queen. Is Waterworld better as a jukebox musical that weaves the tale of the movie's beer and podcasting-obssessed villain, The Deacon, and the drama onboard his ship? You can decide for yourself, but also yes it is. Pre-order Oh Captain, My Captain! and help indie TTRPGs get noticed by publishers! Soundtrack from the 1995 Waterworld video game for SNES, by Dean Evans. Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray!
Disney's Home on the Range (2004) with Grant Howitt | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 24 Apr 2024 16:10:00 -0000
Grant Howitt, the creator of Honey Heist and over 100 other TTRPGs, joins us as we try to keep our remake of Disney's Home on the Range G-rated and put some witch stuff in with Grant's game The Witch is Dead. The latter goes pretty well. Content warnings: Violence, death, profanity, spiders Grant's company, Rowan, Rook and Deckard, is the place to get The Witch is Dead and learn about their upcoming release, Hollows! You can also support Grant and get cool games through his Patreon! Music by promusic24 (a.k.a. Stephan Hermannsdörfer)! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray! Logo by Jeanette Blasius!
Wed, 10 Apr 2024 04:29:07 -0000
Let's wind down and talk about the good and the bad of The Adventures of Pluto Nash, both the original movie and our version. We also cast our characters and reveal our next movie remakes! Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Sound effects by freesound.org! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray!
Pluto Nash (2002): Finale | Roleplay Retcon
Thu, 04 Apr 2024 06:40:35 -0000
Leroy struggles to save the refugees from the Dark Side after crash-landing their getaway ship. Meanwhile, Pluto and Tracy make a plan to hijack the Corpos' concert and expose their conspiracy against Graceland. Content warnings: Violence, profanity Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Sound effects by freesound.org! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray! Logo by Jeanette Blasius!
Six Days Seven Nights (1998) with It Takes This Long | Roleplay Retcon
Mon, 25 Mar 2024 07:16:05 -0000
Ben and Jensie play It Takes This Long, a Roleplay Retcon original TTRPG, to remake the 1998 Harrison Ford/Anne Heche desert island adventure Six Days, Seven Nights. While not a horrible film, it was on the meh side and would be much better as the tale of estranged cousins/teleporter scientists who find themselves battling pirates after an unfortunate teleporter accident. You can back It Takes This Long on Kickstarter through March 30! Content warnings: Mild violence, death, guns, mild profanity Alex was sick this episode; say a wish for his health! Back Ben's new game! "Welcome to Coconut Island" by Geoffrey Harvey Sound effects by freesound.org! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray!
Pluto Nash (2002), Ep. 7: You, Me, and the Man Whose Arms You Died In | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 13 Mar 2024 06:19:11 -0000
Zoom Baby's secret identity sends Pluto into a fit, plus he receives an offer he can't refuse. Meanwhile, Leroy continues his liberation of the Dark Side with a little inspiration from his new friend Tracy. Content warnings: Violence, death, profanity, sexual content Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Back Ben's new game! Sound effects by freesound.org! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray!
Pluto Nash (2002), Ep. 6: As A Matter of Fact, It's All Dark | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 28 Feb 2024 08:38:59 -0000
Traitors reveal themselves and tear down Pluto and Tracy's plans for a concert at NashVegas. Leroy awakens in a strange and terrifying place far away from Graceland. Content warnings: Violence, profanity Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Back Ben's new game! Sound effects by freesound.org! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray!
Pluto Nash (2002), Ep. 5: Romance According to TV Tropes Dot Com | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 14 Feb 2024 08:11:37 -0000
Pluto does his best to patch Tracy up before they return to Baskins to warn her about what they just survived and to see if they can recruit help for their Rebellion Concert. Meanwhile, Leroy meets a little prick at NashVegas. Content warnings: Violence, profanity Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Sound effects by freesound.org! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray!
Pluto Nash (2002), Ep. 4: The Slimothy Jimothy Riots | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 14 Feb 2024 07:43:09 -0000
A mysterious paramilitary force seems hell-bent on rounding up the mutants in Slimothy Jimothy's. Tracy starts a revolution. Leroy tries a new poultry dish. Pluto shows off his ride. Content warnings: Violence Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Sound effects by freesound.org! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray!
Fri, 12 Jan 2024 05:32:00 -0000
Pluto, Leroy, and Tracy break into Loss Prevention squad leader Jo Malone's apartment, where things take a turn none of them could have imagined. Content warnings: Violence Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Sound effects by freesound.org! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray!
Pluto Nash (2002), Ep. 2: Did You Hear About Jo? | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 27 Dec 2023 08:07:50 -0000
Mr. B learns a few things at claw-point about the suits that busted up Nashvegas, but not as much as Nash would like. Tracy joins the pair in their quest for answers as they turn to fellow entrepreneur Baskins of Baskins Trashbins, known for their generous portions of fries. Nash won't like the answers here, either. Content warnings: Violence Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Sound effects by freesound.org! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray!
Pluto Nash (2002), Ep. 1: Hot Cat in the City | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 13 Dec 2023 06:12:37 -0000
Life is hard in Graceland, a city-state on the moon with no official laws. Nashvegas, Pluto Nash's combination live music venue/bowling alley/casino/bar and grill, makes life a little easier. Nash and his bouncer, the spectacular mutant cat-man Leroy "Mr. B" Brown, are living the good life until Tracy, the ex-love of Nash's life, walks through Nashvegas's front door. Content warnings: Gun violence Featuring Kendrick Smith of Tales Yet Told! Soundtrack by No More Kings! We're playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! Abbey Nails played by Jess Geyer! Sound effects by freesound.org! Our Patreon has bonus content! Our Discord has bonus people! Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! Produced by Two Fish in a Jug! This episode edited by Benjamin Gray!
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002) "Moonpunk" Rookie Camp (with Kendrick Smith)
Wed, 29 Nov 2023 05:59:00 -0000
The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002), starring Eddie Murphy, is on Wikipedia's list of the top ten biggest box office flops ever. But our guest star-- TTRPG Renaissance Person Kendrick Smith-- ranks it in their top ten sci fi films. In this episode we'll hash that out, plus go over Moonpunk by Wannabe Games, the game we're using to remake Pluto Nash. Starring Kendrick Smith, a.k.a. Kendo, the GM and creator of Tales Yet Told! Featuring a soundtrack by No More Kings! Playing Moonpunk by Wannabe Games! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Empire Records (1995) Finale | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 15 Nov 2023 05:59:00 -0000
Senior employee space case Stew, new hire and lifelong nerd Dash Starkiller, and the sensitive part timer Rose are all looking for the store's cat, which is missing on the most important day of the year, the day a minor celebrity comes to Empire Records and boosts their sales. That celebrity is Denise Leary, a formerly famous singer songwriter who got caught up in a plagiarism scandal years ago. The missing cat isn't the only disaster; Dash has broken a faucet that threatens to flood the store, and the uptight GLAG organization is putting pressure on the community to boycott Empire Records. Starring Pete Mitchell of No More Kings! Check out his Etsy store! Featuring Pete's solo music as the soundtrack! | Playing Damn the Man Save the Music by Hannah Shaffer! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Empire Records (1995), Ep. 1 (with Pete Mitchell) | Roleplay Retcon
Thu, 09 Nov 2023 02:56:57 -0000
We play the game we were born to play: Damn the Man, Save the Music by Hannah Shaffer, a game based on notorious flop Empire Records (1995). Sorry if you're one of the cult fans of this movie, but hopefully you'll like this one, too! We're joined by one of our favorite musicians, Pete Mitchell of No More Kings! Starring Pete Mitchell of No More Kings! Check out his Etsy store! Featuring Pete's solo music as the soundtrack! | Playing Damn the Man Save the Music by Hannah Shaffer! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Maximum Overdrive (1986) Finale (with Persephone Valentine) | Roleplay Retcon
Tue, 31 Oct 2023 14:07:28 -0000
In the finale of our remake of Steven King's Maximum Overdrive (1986), Nickels reveals a devastating secret, Jeremy reveals an unbelievable secret, and Matthew reveals he played a cartoon lion in a movie. Content warnings: Descriptions of death and gore, sexual content Starring Persephone Valentine! Soundtrack by Jonny and the Black Frames! | Playing We That Remain by Grant Howitt! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Back Wannabe Games' The Coven of P.S. 13! Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Maximum Overdrive (1986), Ep. 2 (with Persephone Valentine) | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 25 Oct 2023 04:46:18 -0000
Hey, I think these machines are trying to kill us! In episode 2 of our remake of Steven King's Maximum Overdrive (1986), Nickels finds some long-lost family (maybe), Matthew reveals his scandalous profession, Jeremy's hips tell the truth, and Ben is right about what kind of vehicle the Ghostbusters car is, which is not important to the story, but I write these teasers and I wanted people to know. Content warnings: Descriptions of death and gore, sexual content Starring Persephone Valentine! Soundtrack by Jonny and the Black Frames! | Playing We That Remain by Grant Howitt! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Back Wannabe Games' The Coven of P.S. 13! Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Maximum Overdrive (1986), Ep. 1 (with Persephone Valentine) | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 18 Oct 2023 05:01:00 -0000
For Spooky Month, we're remaking Steven King's Maximum Overdrive (1986), a movie so bad even King disowns it! And he directed it! Persephone Valentine, a.k.a. Persephiroth, of Dimension 20 and Um, Actually fame is joining us as we play Grant Howitt's "We That Remain," a game about revealing secrets while holing up and surviving "Them." Content warnings: Descriptions of death and gore, sexual content Starring Persephone Valentine! Soundtrack by Jonny and the Black Frames! | Playing We That Remain by Grant Howitt! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Back Wannabe Games' The Coven of P.S. 13! Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever (2002): Finale (with Alex Roberts and Star Crossed) | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 11 Oct 2023 07:28:15 -0000
In the finale of our remake of Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever (2002), The eponymous characters grow closer, only for a rift to form between them when the terrifying reality of the mysterious orb reveals itself. There is also a lot of nervous giggling. Featuring Alex Roberts and her game Star Crossed! We're playing new rules for online play that will be included in the Love Letters expansion that will be crowfunding soon! | Soundtrack by LocalDeluxe! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever (2002), Ep. 1 (with Alex Roberts and Star Crossed) | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 04 Oct 2023 03:46:30 -0000
Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever (2002) is infamous for being the worst reviewed movie in Rotten Tomatoes history. Pretty much anything would improve it, but we're going to focus on adding some romantic tension! Jensie teams up with master game designer Alex Roberts to play her game Star Crossed, which is about people who want to kiss, but shouldn't because it would be disasterous, forbidden, or a real career killer. This is very hot. Featuring Alex Roberts and her game Star Crossed! We're playing new rules for online play that will be included in the Love Letters expansion that will be crowfunding soon! | Soundtrack by LocalDeluxe! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
The Spirit (2008): Finale | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 27 Sep 2023 05:01:00 -0000
The end of this MillerFrankin' movie! The Spirit solves the case, all on his own, with no help from anyone while Sand Serif searches for her McGuffin, and Dr. Cobra makes an important scientific discovery that nobody cares about. Content warnings: gun violence, sexual content, mental illness. We're playing Noirlandia by Evan Rowland of Turtlebun! Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug | Edited by Benjamin Gray Music by Benjamin Gray
The Spirit (2008), Ep. 2: A Talking Cat!?! | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 13 Sep 2023 03:39:51 -0000
The badge found on Sand Saref's traitorous henchman leads The Spirit to the hospital wing of the Splooge, Central City's district-spanning waterpark. Meanwhile, Dr. Cobra confronts fellow villain Thurgood Cornwallis about his nefarious dulling devices, and Sand dance battles her way to buried treasure. Content warnings: knife violence, sexual content, mentions of death. We're playing Noirlandia by Evan Rowland of Turtlebun! Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug | Music by Benjamin Gray
Wed, 06 Sep 2023 07:43:00 -0000
Friends, we have so much recorded, but unfortunately none of it is The Spirit, so this week we're hosting an episode of Tales Yet Told, an actual play podcast GMed by our new friend Kendo, who will play the eponymous character in our upcoming remake of The Adventures of Pluto Nash! Tales Yet Told is an Award-Winning, Indie TTRPG actual play podcast and multi-media production group, run by a stunning lineup of primarily LGBTQIA+ and BIPOC cast-members and friends who are dedicated to telling weird and fun stories full of imagination, thoughtful characterization, and inclusivity. This is the first episode of the Strangers in the Woods series, a surreal and nostalgic story about Little Troublemakers struggling to survive and escape the terrifying forest world Sublime while being hunted by the mysterious Lord of this world: The Stranger. Kendo and company play Babes in the Woods by World Champ Game Co., a Powered By The Apocalypse game inspired by Over the Garden Wall.
The Spirit (2008), Ep. 1: Sphinx for the Heads Up | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 23 Aug 2023 20:11:54 -0000
We're remaking Frank Miller's cinematic take on Will Eisner's The Spirit, which got buried by critics and lost tens of millions of dollars at the box office. The Spirit's nemesis, The Octopus, is believed to be dead, and The Spirit wants to know if it's true and if it is, who did it and how. Meanwhile, The Spirit's number 2 baddie, Dr. Cobra, is conducting his own investigation (in a somber, but gorgeous Maxi gown) to make sure he isn't next on the killer's list. The dulcet-voiced Sand Serif comes calling on her old friend The Spirit, hoping to get his help in tracking down a mysterious item in The Octopus's possession... Content warnings: Gun violence, death, sex. We're playing Noirlandia by Evan Rowland of Turtlebun! Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug | Music by Benjamin Gray
The Spirit (2008): Noirlandia Rookie Camp
Wed, 09 Aug 2023 03:49:44 -0000
We're remaking Frank Miller's cinematic take on Will Eisner's The Spirit, which got buried by critics and lost tens of millions of dollars at the box office. But like the eponymous character, it rises from its grave in Wildwood Cemetery with new purpose! In this episode, we create our version of Central City using the worldbuilding and character creation phase of Noirlandia, a storytelling game about making weird and wild noir stories. Just a warning: This one is much more Adults Goofing Off than usual. It gets rowdy. Content warnings: Violence, death, sex. We're playing Noirlandia by Evan Rowland of Turtlebun! Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug | "BPM Up" by Benjamin Gray
Phantom of the Opera: Rehash | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 26 Jul 2023 04:13:40 -0000
It's time to throw our own masquerade ball with dragon costumes and tapas. How did we do? Did we do this story justice, or did we fall short like every movie adaptation of Phantom of the Opera has? We also talk about Kids on Bikes and say a sad goodbye to Remick. Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast, watch her on Rolls Revamped, and check out her games! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! | Soundtrack by Keygen Church! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Phantom of the Opera: Finale | Roleplay Retcon
Thu, 13 Jul 2023 04:28:37 -0000
Raoul, Meg, and Daroga descend into the guts of the Opera Garnier to rescue Christine, who faces a terrifying ultimatum from Erik. | Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast, watch her on Rolls Revamped, and check out her games! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! | Soundtrack by Keygen Church! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Phantom of the Opera, Ep. 11: Baby Got Backstory | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 28 Jun 2023 07:51:39 -0000
It's chaos in the Opera Garnier-- Christine, Daroga, and Raoul must fight a stampede of panicking patrons to stay together. But the phantom thrives on distraction and chaos, and Christine wonders if her angel of music is so angelic after all... Daroga finally talks about himself. Christine makes a new friend(?). Raoul is not safe with guns. Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast, watch her on Rolls Revamped, and check out her games! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! | Soundtrack by Keygen Church! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Phantom of the Opera, Ep. 10: Masker Raid | Roleplay Retcon
Thu, 15 Jun 2023 06:10:23 -0000
Opera Garnier's new managers are hoping the annual Masquerade will combat the bad vibes from all the recent disasters. Christine encounters the cutting edge of the service industry. Raoul heckles a diva. Daroga takes a nap. | Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast, watch her on Rolls Revamped, and check out her games! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! | Soundtrack by Keygen Church! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Phantom of the Opera, Ep. 9: Big Trouble in Little Versailles | Roleplay Retcon
Thu, 25 May 2023 04:39:44 -0000
The dust has barely settled from the terrifying chandelier incident. Daroga is determined to make the Phantom answer for it. Meanwhile, Raoul and Christine escape to the safety of the Chagny estate, where they do whatever people who are catching feelings do. Raoul conjures an illusory peacock. Christine does not know how to make the horses go. Daroga channels Gaming Icons. | Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast, watch her on Rolls Revamped, and check out her games! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! | Soundtrack by Keygen Church! | "Snake Eater" by Norihiko Hibino and Cynthia Harrell | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Phantom of the Opera, Ep. 8: Hot Goss Buns | Roleplay Retcon
Thu, 11 May 2023 04:07:45 -0000
Hey, guess what. Someone dies in this episode. Christine tames a dragon or two. Raoul takes flight. Daroga's in charge. Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast out and check out her games! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! | Soundtrack by Keygen Church! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Phantom of the Opera, Ep. 7: Stop Dragon My Heart Around | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 19 Apr 2023 05:04:52 -0000
Daroga finds himself in the very extra clutches of the Phantom, and his only hope for escape may be his personal Hell-- talking it out. Meanwhile, Raoul has a good news/bad news kind of day when he finds the perfect outfit in the labyrinthine hallways of the Opera Garnier... only to have his heart broken again. Christine tries to be a theatre kid again. Raoul gets a smaug look on his face. Daroga warms up. Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast out and check out her games! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! | Soundtrack by Keygen Church! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Phantom of the Opera, Ep. 6: A Horse, A House, and A Heartbreak | Roleplay Retcon
Fri, 31 Mar 2023 05:06:23 -0000
Things are getting weird at the Opera Garnier; "Daroga" explores the bizarre underground lake while Raoul and Christine make some tough decisions about their futures. Christine puts a blinger on her finger. Raoul learns the language of the most majestic beast on the Earth. Daroga makes a house call. | Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast out and check out her games! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! | Soundtrack by Keygen Church! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Phantom of the Opera, Ep. 5: Got Any Raisins? | Roleplay Retcon
Thu, 09 Mar 2023 09:12:46 -0000
How about a date? Christine breaks a promise. Raoul decides on a reasonable number of horse-drawn chariots. The Patron makes contact. Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast out and check out her games! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! | Soundtrack by Keygen Church! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Phantom of the Opera, Ep. 4: Waaaa-pera | Roleplay Retcon
Mon, 20 Feb 2023 08:47:57 -0000
Look, frankly, not a lot happens this episode until this one thing, and the one thing is A LOT. Raoul treats himself to a spa day. The Patron does some grilling. Christine discovers something tragic or happy, depending on who you ask. Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast out and check out her games! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! | Soundtrack by Keygen Church! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Phantom of the Opera, Ep. 3: Soup, There It Is | Roleplay Retcon
Fri, 03 Feb 2023 06:51:36 -0000
If you play a TTRPG with Jensie, you will end up roleplaying a fancy dinner party 100 percent of the time. Christine isn't here, man. Raoul is vexed by this closet. The Patron is... vexed by the same closet. Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast out and check out her games! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! | Soundtrack by Keygen Church! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Phantom of the Opera, Ep. 2: Mon Solo | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 18 Jan 2023 03:59:06 -0000
Christine belts a practically divine solo, only to be pummeled by her newly-adoring public. Raoul to the rescue! Meanwhile, the mysterious Box 6 Patron uses the commotion as cover to look for clues in Box 5... Guest starring Remick! Listen to her on the Abstract Adventures podcast out and check out her games! | Remick also performs "Moon River" in this episode! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! | Soundtrack by Keygen Church! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Phantom of the Opera, Ep. 1: Tales from the Cryptid Feed Drop
Thu, 05 Jan 2023 18:57:27 -0000
Hey, we're featuring a few episodes of Tales from the Cryptid on Roleplay Retcon's feed, hosted by investigative journalist Gaston Leroux (who sounds a lot like Jensie, haha what a kooky coincidence). Leroux has proof of what happened at the Opera Garnier in Paris in 1992, and the real story is wilder than anything you think you know about it. Guest starring Remick! Check out her games and her actual play stream Tales From the Forgotten Troupe! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! | Soundtrack by Keygen Church! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
And to All a Good Night: A Roleplay Retcon TV Christmas Special
Wed, 21 Dec 2022 08:04:55 -0000
Phantom of the Opera will be back next episode, but for now let's make a Holiday special! You know, the ones that flood TV this time of year and are all about Santa and reindeer and dentists and such. For ours, we'll be playing Alex Roberts' And to All a Good Night, an adaptation of her storytelling game For the Queen that helps us process our weird feelings about Santa Claus. | Intro and outro music is "Santa's Tricks" by Myuu | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Phantom of the Opera: Kids on Bikes Rookie Camp | Roleplay Retcon
Fri, 09 Dec 2022 18:26:34 -0000
Frankly, there hasn't been a good film adaptation Gaston Leroux's early 20th century novel Le Fantôme de l'Opéra, a.k.a. The Phantom of the Opera. Andrew Lloyd Weber's musical is good, but it's also a far walk from the original book, which is an absolute banger and hilarious to boot (and the 2004 Joel Schumacher movie was panned by both critics and Phantom fans alike). So, Jensie has decided we're not remaking just one movie, but all of them! That's not the only wild choice we've made: We'll be telling our story using the TTRPG Kids on Bikes, except with no kids and no bikes, just to prove how flexible this game actually is. In this episode we'll go over Kids on Bikes and introduce our characters: Special Guest Remick from Tales From the Forgotten Troupe plays the up-and-coming Opera Diva Christine Daaé, Alex is the well-mannered and romantic Viscount Raoul de Chagny and Ben is... someone we don't know much about, yet. | Guest starring Remick! Check out her games and her actual play stream Tales From the Forgotten Troupe! | Playing Kids on Bikes by Jon Gilmour and Doug Levandowski! | Soundtrack by Keygen Church! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Roleplay Retcon is part of the Nerdsmith Network! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Small Soldiers (1998): Finale | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 23 Nov 2022 06:16:46 -0000
There's something wrong with Abraham Lincoln, and the toys must rally the rest of their army to liberate the charging station before they power down forever. They're hoping to do so without plastic-shed, but this is war, after all... Guest starring Jess Geyer from Wannabe Games! And we're playing their game, Some Assembly Required! Soundtrack by Jonathan Coulton! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Small Soldiers (1998), Part 1: Stinkin' Lincoln | Roleplay Retcon
Thu, 10 Nov 2022 03:30:48 -0000
Jess from Wannabe Games made a one-page RPG for us to remake the 1998 film Small Soldiers with*! Deitysaurus Flex, My Little Kitty, and Serpentina (a.k.a. Battle Princess Gorgana) are a new kind of "smart toy" that can "play back." But when the kids got to bed and it's time for them to get to their recharging and repair station, they find one of the toys has seized control of the vital resource and is willing to start a war over it. *Four years ago... Guest starring Jess Geyer from Wannabe Games! Soundtrack by Jonathan Coulton! | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Disney's The Country Bears (2002): 100th Episode Live Show | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 26 Oct 2022 15:06:48 -0000
We made 100 episodes of Roleplay Retcon! Whoa! To celebrate, we performed a live Retcon in our Discord server of Disney's The Country Bears, a doomed attempt to repeat the success of Pirates of the Caribbean by making another movie based on a Disney park attraction. We play Honey Heist by Grant Howitt and attempt to form the greatest (non-human) country music band of all time. Cover of "Wildfire" by Jonathan Coulton | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug |
Valerian (2017): Rehash | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 12 Oct 2022 04:54:05 -0000
Take a seat next to the fire in our 12,000-square-foot drawing room. Gold-plated cigar? Kobe brandy? There, now that you're settled, let's talk honestly about Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets and how Roleplay Retcon's version stacks up against it. We'll while away the evening with some fan-casting, some audience submissions for how they would have turned a movie dud to movie stud, and announce what's coming up next! Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug | Directed by Alex Blasius |
Valerian (2017), Ep. 12: Finale | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 28 Sep 2022 04:59:15 -0000
The mystery of Planet Tennessee and the Astrazoans is solved. All that's left is to survive to tell the story. Valerian gets a promotion. Laureline loud quits. Bubble gets the point. Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug | Directed by Alex Blasius | Valerian played by Jensie Britt | Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |
Valerian (2017), Ep. 11: Ghost in the Sea Shell | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 14 Sep 2022 05:04:15 -0000
Bob gets all "Transylvanian villager" on us and will only take the trio near the mysterious Sector L-630-E, where none dare tread. Valerian uses the boost to get through. Bubble introduces herself. Laureline is French, in case you didn't know. Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug | Directed by Alex Blasius | Valerian played by Jensie Britt | Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |
Valerian (2017), Ep. 10: The Life Aquatic with Bob Blob | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 31 Aug 2022 05:24:40 -0000
The hunt is on for the cortex jellyfish, a mysterious creature that can pinpoint the location of Dolly with Bubble's memories. To find it, they'll need the help of Bob, the seasoned and spicy submarine captain. Valerian drives/pilots/swims...? a new vehicle. Laureline has a fan. Bubble takes a ride into her sub-conscious (get it?). Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug | Directed by Alex Blasius | Valerian played by Jensie Britt | Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |
Valerian (2017), Ep. 9: Don't Go Chasin' Waterfolk | Roleplay Retcon
Thu, 18 Aug 2022 03:12:48 -0000
The trio dash after Mao's captors, hoping their messy business with Igon hasn't put them too far behind. Valerian makes a jaw-dropping discovery that changes the entire investigation. Laureline becomes an art broker instead of an art breaker. Bubble wastes away in Planet Margaritaville. Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug | Directed by Alex Blasius | Valerian played by Jensie Britt | Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |
Valerian (2017), Ep. 8: Eye on the Brawl | Roleplay Retcon
Fri, 22 Jul 2022 04:27:25 -0000
Igon Siruss has returned for Bubble, but Valerian and Laureline are on the clock and won't let him have his way. Valerian masters his blaster. Laureline makes it raaaaiiiin, baby. Bubble turns to love in a hopeless place. Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug | Directed by Alex Blasius | Valerian played by Jensie Britt | Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |
Valerian (2017), Ep. 7: The Best Little Eye-house in the Nexus | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 06 Jul 2022 03:39:08 -0000
The investigation continues into Point Central's red light district. Nobody asked what a red light district would be like on an alien space colony, but we answered the question extensively. Bubble aces a job interview. Laureline catches the red eye. Valerian is sorry, you seem nice, but he kindof hates your face. Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty | Sound effects by freesound.org | Chopsticks performed by Benjamin Gray and his Mom Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug | Directed by Alex Blasius | Valerian played by Jensie Britt | Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |
Valerian (2017), Ep. 6: Goos Blues | Roleplay Retcon
Thu, 23 Jun 2022 15:46:45 -0000
An attack on the Council of Many sends the squad on a new investigation. Bubble gets slimed. Valerian wears an entirely new kind of pants. Laureline gives the greatest speech never heard. Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug | Directed by Alex Blasius | Valerian played by Jensie Britt | Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |
Valerian (2017), Ep. 5: One Ugly Planet | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 08 Jun 2022 15:03:30 -0000
We burn our first "All Words are Made Up" charge! Only two left! Valerian gets a little upsetty spaghetti. Laureline studies vexillology. Bubble plays it safe. Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug | Directed by Alex Blasius | Valerian played by Jensie Britt | Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |
Valerian (2017), Ep. 4: Shape Shifty (2017)
Fri, 27 May 2022 03:27:44 -0000
The crew can finally take a moment to mourn their merchandise and vape in the ionization room. But, the break is short, because Valerian and Laureline's boss, Representative Mau, is on the horn and she wants tough answers to hard questions. Bubble hears a sad story. Laureline lies. Valerian technically doesn't tell any lies. Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty | Sound effects by freesound.org | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug | Directed by Alex Blasius | Valerian played by Jensie Britt | Laureline played by Benjamin Gray |
Valerian (2017), Ep. 3: Zevirioth’s Last Stand | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 11 May 2022 15:23:41 -0000
Weapons aren't much use against Igon's terrible and wily pet Caypins, So the trio must turn to Big Market itself for solutions. Valerian is suspicious of Bubble. Laureline perceives everything, everywhere, all the time. Bubble takes more than just a penny. Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty! | Sound effects by freesound.org. Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug Directed by Alex Blasius Valerian played by Jensie Britt Laureline played by Benjamin Gray
Valerian (2017), Ep 2: Awktion | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 27 Apr 2022 19:20:55 -0000
The black market auction transforms from a bidding war to more of a literal war. Valerian shoots an Earth culture enthusiast. Laureline aims for precious alien jewels. Bubble turns the table. Bubble is played by special guest Jeanette Blasius | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty! | Sound effects by freesound.org. Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! | Produced by Two Fish in a Jug Directed by Alex Blasius Valerian played by Jensie Britt Laureline played by Benjamin Gray
Valerian (2017), Ep. 1: Shoppin’ Ain’t Easy | Roleplay Retcon
Thu, 14 Apr 2022 01:14:06 -0000
In the first episode of our remake of Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, the eponymous Valerian and his partner/buddy/something more??? Laureline go to the transdimensional desert-sized shopping mall Big Market to find the fabled Mul Converter, a creature that can replicate whatever it eats a thousand-fold. Valerian has a gift for wetwork and Laureline has all the nuts and bolts covered, but they could really use a third person. Maybe someone with a little charisma? Our guest star for this series is Jeanette Blasius! | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty! | Sound effects by freesound.org. Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets (2017): Starfinder Rookie Camp
Wed, 30 Mar 2022 03:56:19 -0000
We're finally remaking the movie that inspired Roleplay Retcon: The 2017 Luc Besson film Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets, intended to be the spiritual successor to The Fifth Element that crash-landed so, so short. In this episode, you'll hear why we think this movie is ripe for remake and get a crash course in Starfinder, the RPG that will power our version of the movie! Our guest star for this series is Jeanette Blasius! | The soundtrack for this series features Ben Prunty! | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
Meet Dave (2008): Finale | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 16 Mar 2022 20:09:06 -0000
Chuck Fuster has the device he needs to save Nil, but Danica Flareng is growing attached to Earth and will do what it takes to stop their colleague. Also in this episode: A fun, all-new way to eat pretzels! We're playing Everyone is John by Michael "Epoch" Sullivan! | This episode features music by Mateja Jezdić! | Sound effects from freesound.org. Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
Meet Dave (2008), Part 1| Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 02 Mar 2022 05:59:00 -0000
We're remaking the 2008 Eddie Murphy vehicle (literally), Meet Dave! Chuck Fuster and Danica Flareng, two tiny space aliens from the planet Nil, compete for control of the giant (to them) spaceship "Dave," which looks like an Earthling... as long as it's piloted right. | We're playing Everyone is John by Michael "Epoch" Sullivan! | This episode features music by Mateja Jezdić! | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
Pixels (2015): Rehash | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 16 Feb 2022 05:44:00 -0000
This after party is no shafter farty (sorry)! We talk about how we (and you!) think our version of Pixels compares to the original, what we'd do differently the second time around, and some casting for our major characters! Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gena! | The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! | The soundtrack for this series is provided by Foot Pound Force! | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
Pixels (2015): Finale | Roleplay Retcon
Thu, 03 Feb 2022 18:21:41 -0000
ANA's system is falling apart. What awaits the trio inside TechTite? Kris Makes some Mischief. Frank's email gets hacked. Hank finds home. Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gena! | The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! | The soundtrack for this series is provided by Foot Pound Force! | "Heartache" cover by Kenta Matsuba | "Troublemaker" and "Reversion 2015 by Myuu | Sound effects from freesound.org| Some sound effects taken from Ben's Tetris (NES) gameplay | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
Pixels (2015), Ep. 6: Fallout | Roleplay Retcon
Thu, 20 Jan 2022 04:23:29 -0000
The trio zaps and zooms their way through not one, but TWO battle royales, one on foot and one on wheels! Kris gets a new mission from a surprising source, Frank tells a robot an uncomfortable truth, and Hank finds a horse of a different color. Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gina! | The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! | The soundtrack for this series is provided by Foot Pound Force! | "Lovely Piano Song" by Rafael Krux | "Collapse" by Myuu | Sound effects from freesound.org| Some sound effects taken from Ben's and Alex's Apex Legends gameplay | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
Pixels (2015), Ep. 5: A Link to the Past | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 05 Jan 2022 21:05:21 -0000
This episode is one twisty reveal after another! With the sun setting and their tummies rumbling, the trio seek out a place to rest, where they find something so strange even Dongle is surprised. Hank boxes shadows. Kris tells a secret. Frank lays it all on the line. Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gina! | The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! | The soundtrack for this series is provided by Foot Pound Force! | "Song of Healing" cover by Moisés Nieto The remix of Dark Link's theme from Zelda II: The Adventure of Link by Mykah | Additional music by Caleb Montgomery | Angel Island Act I music from Sonic the Hedgehog 3 Official Soundtrack | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
Every Hallmark Christmas Movie Ever, Improvised | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 22 Dec 2021 05:59:00 -0000
In this special stand-alone episode, we combine our knowledge of the literally hundreds of Hallmark Christmas Movies with the power of Joseph Campbell's Hero's Journey to create our own Hallmark Holiday Heartstring Hefter. "Reindeer Over Me." Will holiday-hater Darby find what she's looking for in her hometown, where it's always Christmas? Will she find new love with her old flame Handso, or commit to her longtime beau Hellinore(sp?). Discover the Heart of a Holiday in "Reindeer Over Me" by Roleplay Retcon Studios. "A Peaceful Winter" by Scott Holmes "Lovely Piano Song" by Rafael Krux Sound effects and additional music from freesound.org
Pixels (2015), Ep. 4: Shadow of the Colossus | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 08 Dec 2021 05:26:00 -0000
Sonic and Team work to defeat the second half of the Classic Console challenge, which includes a brawl with fighting game royalty, a 3D platforming race, and a boss battle against the most terrifying face in video games. Frank repeats his past. Kris does a 360 Varial McTwist. Hank chills out. Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gina! | The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! | The soundtrack for this series is provided by Foot Pound Force! | Additional music by Caleb Montgomery | "Sad Event" from the Sonic Adventure Official Soundtrack | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
Pixels (2015), Ep. 3: Little Nightmares | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 24 Nov 2021 05:59:00 -0000
The Arcade trial is behind the mismatched protagonists and they're ready for their next one: A roulette of '90s console challenges that starts with a boss battle and unexpected guests. | Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gina! | The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! | The soundtrack for this series is provided by Foot Pound Force! | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
Pixels (2015), Ep. 2: Gauntlet Legends | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 10 Nov 2021 05:12:14 -0000
The games begin! Kris and Frank discover a way to rescue Gina and meet the amnesiac (but athletic) Hank and the mysteries inside his bag. Frank gets to relive some of his glory days. | Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gina! The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! | The soundtrack for this series is provided by Foot Pound Force! | Additional music by Caleb Montgomery and "Reversion 2015" by Myuu | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
Pixels (2015), Ep. 1: Rampage | Roleplay Retcon
Thu, 28 Oct 2021 16:29:07 -0000
It's Kris Frehley's birthday! Their adorable 8-year-old daughter, Gina, wants to celebrate all day by going to work with them at Tek-Tite, the huge tech corporation currently developing an AI that can construct almost anything from "Pixels," a new universal building block. Meanwhile, Kris's estranged father and former arcade champ Frank is in New York City to see Kris for the first time in years and hopefully patch up their almost non-existent relationship. Hope nothing weird happens! | Our guest star for this series is Kyle Taylor, from "Shenanigoons" and the Nerdsmith Network! | Thanks to Miranda Rose Thorvaldson for playing Gina! The game we're using for this series is Save Game, by Rob Wieland! | The soundtrack for this series is provided by Foot Pound Force! | Additional music by Caleb Montgomery, "Heartache" cover by Kenta Matsuba, and "Reversion 2015" by Myuu | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
Pixels (2015): ”Save Game” Rookie Camp | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 13 Oct 2021 04:30:41 -0000
Ben explains why he wants to remake the 2015 Adam Sandler movie Pixels and we walk through Save Game, the Fate Core variant by Rob Wieland we're using to re-imagine the movie! We also introduce our guest Kyle Taylor, Shenanigoons cast member and Nerdsmith Network director!
The Bodyguard (1992) in ONE EPISODE with Alex Roberts | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 29 Sep 2021 04:59:00 -0000
The entire Roleplay Retcon experience purified into a single episode! We remake the 1992 hit (and critically-panned) movie The Bodyguard, starring Whitney Houston and Kevin Costner. Featuring guest star Alex Roberts and her game For the Queen! | A soundtrack by Amanda Cole! | Come talk about it in our Discord! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
Arrested Development: Fateful Consequences -- Rehash | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 15 Sep 2021 14:43:25 -0000
Climb aboard our Luxury Yacht, Luxurynaut! Pour yourself a flagon of gold-plated cognac and unwind with us as we reminisce about our time in the Arrested Development universe. We talk about the Netflix seasons of the show, how our version stacks up against them, and our thoughts on SOAP.
Arrested Development: Fateful Consequences, Finale | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 01 Sep 2021 02:55:32 -0000
Everyone bets it all in their final turns of our re-do of Arrested Development: Fateful Consequences. Will the cousins kiss? Will Tobias and Lindsay work it out or walk it out? Will we figure out what the heck Gob is doing? Stick around in the break for a trailer for the brand-new actual play podcast Realms of Peril and Glory! You can listen to it at www.lightandtragic.com/retcon. Thank you to Caleb, Jeanette, Franz, Kim, Anna, and Charlie for joining us! Original Arrested Development soundtrack by David Schwartz. "Boomerang" by Lucy Schwartz
Arrested Development: Fateful Consequences, Ep. 2: Seal of Disapproval | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 18 Aug 2021 20:05:20 -0000
The Bluths spread out: The separated Funkes to their labyrinthine mansion, George-Michael and Maebey and both their fathers to the local bean joint, and the rest of the Bluth clan in court for an unspeakable crime against nature (although we do speak it because it's a podcast). Stick around in the break for a trailer for the brand-new actual play podcast Realms of Peril and Glory! You can listen to it at www.lightandtragic.com/retcon. Thank you to Caleb, Jeanette, Franz, Kim, Anna, and Charlie for joining us! Original Arrested Development soundtrack by David Schwartz.
Arrested Development: Fateful Consequences, Ep. 1: Rocky Reunion | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 04 Aug 2021 04:18:05 -0000
Seasons 4 and 5 of Arrested Development no longer exist! Instead, we take a crack at making our own very short season 4, starting with catching up with what the Bluths have been doing for the past 10 years! Thanks to our guests Anna Askew, Franz Sweeney, Caleb Montgomery, Charlie Welsh, Amy Kim, and Jeanette Blasius! Arrested Development original music by David Schwartz
The Dark Tower (2017): Rehash | Roleplay Retcon
Thu, 22 Jul 2021 01:42:14 -0000
It's a wrap party for The Dark Tower! We read some fan retcon ideas, cast our characters, retcon the retcon, and reveal our next series! Not gonna lie, it gets a little intense in this one! Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! | This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! | The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games | Join our Discord server! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
The Dark Tower (2017): Finale | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 07 Jul 2021 04:24:45 -0000
The ka-tet reaches the clearing at the end of the path. Enemies are revealed. Friends are found.| Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! | This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! | The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games | Join our Discord server! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
The Dark Tower (2017) Ep. 8: A Fistful of Failures | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 23 Jun 2021 04:13:06 -0000
The ka-tet is a man down and a woman up. They make the decision to press on with their new mission and ambush Jonas and his men, whom they assume is lying in wait for them at the mayor's mansion.| Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! | This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! | The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games | Join our Discord server! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
The Dark Tower (2017) Ep. 7: Alain's Wake | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 09 Jun 2021 02:59:29 -0000
The shootout continues against the agents of the insurrectionist John Farson, a.k.a. "The Good Man." Roland is reminded of his hawk friend David's sacrifice on his path to being a Gunslinger. | Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! | This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! | The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games | Join our Discord server! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
The Dark Tower (2017) Ep. 6: The Ruckus | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 26 May 2021 05:07:24 -0000
The party stretches into its third episode-- no, just kidding, there's guns in this one. | Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! | This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! | The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games | Join our Discord server! | Look at our Patreon! Look at it! |
The Dark Tower (2017) Ep. 5: She Seems Sad | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 12 May 2021 04:10:42 -0000
Dinner's kindof a downer, and even Cuthbert's constant flirting can't raise Mayor Thorin's wife Olive's spirits. Meanwhile, Roland has his fated "first meeting" with Susan Delgado. Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!
The Dark Tower (2017), Ep. 4: Carp on the Carpet | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 28 Apr 2021 04:52:59 -0000
The boys arrive for Mayor Thorin's party, but they're not there to have fun (except Cuthbert and his new pal Seamus, obviously). There's intrigue, innuendo, and ew, is that fish? That is going RIGHT on the floor. Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!
The Dark Tower (2017), Ep. 3: We are ALL Roland | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 14 Apr 2021 14:31:04 -0000
The boys get settled in and find the local watering hole, where they test the patience of suspicious Sheb and meet sweet, perfect angel Seamus. Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!
The Dark Tower (2017), Ep. 2: The Skinny on the Thinny | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 31 Mar 2021 04:52:42 -0000
The ka-tet begins to wonder if their movie is directed by David Lynch as they meet the odd authority figures of Hambry. Between that and the supernatural "thinny" in the canyon outside of town, the boys are beginning to suspect there may be more to the sleepy town than it seems. Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!
The Dark Tower (2017), Ep. 1: Bean Prep | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 17 Mar 2021 06:02:20 -0000
Roland, the youngest Gunslinger of all time, sets out on a tedious mission to get him out of harm's way. Accompanied by his friends and Gunslinger trainees, Cuthbert and Alain, he makes his way toward Hambry, a tiny, quiet settlement in the middle of nowhere, far from their home in Gilead. But, Ka blows at Roland's back, and things never stay tedious around him for long... We swear this bean stuff comes up organically. It is never planned. Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!
The Dark Tower (2017), Cowboy World Rookie Camp (with Rev Deschain) | Roleplay Retcon
Tue, 02 Mar 2021 17:08:00 -0000
The 2017 film adaptation of Stephen King's The Dark Tower has forgotten the face of its father, so we must make things right. Because Ka wills it. In this episode, we talk about just how we intend to do that, as well as introduce our guest star for this series, Rev Deschain of the Critshow, and learn the Cowboy World RPG system! Our guest for this series is Rev Deschain, of The Critshow! This series features music by The Pine Hill Haints! The RPG system in this series is Cowboy World by Street Rat Games Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!
Showgirls (1995) Righters' Room | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 17 Feb 2021 06:00:00 -0000
In the world of Bad Movies, nobody can touch Paul Verhoeven's and Joe Eszterhas's Showgirls. Because they're not allowed to. The foremost scholar on this movie is our friend and host of the DrunkGeekGirls podcast, Stacey Krakus, and she joins us on our journey to process our very awkward feelings and try to clean the monkey poop off the stage. "Goddess" from the Showgirls soundtrack by Dave Stewart.
Dungeons & Dragons (2000): Rehash | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 03 Feb 2021 06:10:20 -0000
It's wrap party time for Dungeons & Dragons! The champagne is dwindling, the guests are trickling out, and we sit in our mansion's drawing room to while away the evening asking our favorite questions: What did we think of the 2000 Dungeons & Dragons movie? Did we succeed in improving it? Does this mansion have any secret tunnels? This series features music by Myuu (and Sharm!) Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 12: Finale | Roleplay Retcon
Thu, 21 Jan 2021 06:47:37 -0000
Ridley, Mervin, and Elwin have their final showdowns with Damodar and Profion. Be sure to submit your ideas for how to improve the original Dungeons & Dragons movie and we'll read them for our Roleplay Rehash episode! This series features music by Myuu (and Sharm!) Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 11: Tom Baker's Woodland Acre | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 06 Jan 2021 20:20:51 -0000
Ridley, Mervin, and Elwin grieve for their friend and, hey, was that Druid on Dr. Who? Tom Baker helps the party finally pinpoint the location of the Rod of Sevrille. This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 10: The Fortress of Solidarity | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 23 Dec 2020 17:23:48 -0000
Elwyn, Ridley, and Snails mount a daring and extremely lucky rescue mission inside Damodar's fortress. They must sneak past the Spectators, Beholders' smaller and dumber cousins, which are really gross in person. This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 9: Call Me Ishmeer | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 09 Dec 2020 04:28:28 -0000
Exhausted by their ordeal in the dungeon and once again cornered by Damodar, one party member makes a difficult choice to help their friends. The rest of the party meets their shadow. This series features music by Myuu Check out Jeanette's Teepublic and Redbubble stores! Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 8: Done-geon | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 25 Nov 2020 19:53:53 -0000
Ridley, Elwin, and Mervin face their final, deadliest challenge in the Antius City Thieves' Guild maze. This series features music by Myuu Check out Jeanette's Teepublic and Redbubble stores! Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 7: The Goblets of Failure | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 11 Nov 2020 21:48:56 -0000
Does anyone remember life before this dungeon? Since they live here, now, the trio decides to poke around the dungeon and see what they didn't see before. This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 6: Tell Me U Don't Lava Me | Roleplay Retcon
Tue, 27 Oct 2020 20:45:00 -0000
They got past the fighty room, now it's time for the magic spelly room and the jumpy room, both of which go smoothly without any dramatic incident. This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 5: For Whom Them Bones Toll | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 14 Oct 2020 16:14:04 -0000
Ridley, Elwin, and Mervin descend into the Antius City Thieves' Guild Maze (ACTGM) sans Snails to begin their search for the Dragon's Eye. Mervin comes prepared to cheat the maze with magic, only to find that it's less "labyrinth" and more "Labyrinth (1986)," although this one doesn't have David Bowie and wants to kill them real bad. This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 4: Crits and Snails and Underdog Tales | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 30 Sep 2020 05:00:00 -0000
The Gang arrive in Antius City to search for the unsurprisingly elusive Thieves' Guild and its... colorful leader, Xilus. But, how will they find people that don't want to be found? Will Elwin find the spicy life she craves? Will Mervin be able to change into un-sewered robes, finally? Will Ridley make yet another new friend? Yes, No, and Maybe, but you have to guess which! This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 3: Elwin Some, You Lose Some | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 16 Sep 2020 14:24:03 -0000
The man in the back says "everyone attack!" and it turns into a bar room blitz! The flimsy twine of fate has bound Mervin, Elwin, Ridley, and Snails together so far; will it snap when swords are drawn and spells are slung? This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 2: Magical Mervin | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 02 Sep 2020 15:49:45 -0000
Mervin grapples with grief as he escapes through the tunnels beneath the city with Ridley, Elwin, and Snails. Why did Vildin think this scroll was so important? Is there any way to read its magically encrypted contents? This series features music by Myuu This episode features covers of Haddaway's "What is Love" and Foster the People's "Pumped Up Kicks" by Hildegard von Blingin' and Cornelius Link Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dungeons & Dragons (2000), Ep. 1: The Talented Mx. Ridley | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 19 Aug 2020 05:03:27 -0000
Yass, henny! The inaugural episode of our remake of the 2000 Dungeons & Dragons movie covers about the first 17 minutes of the original film, so we might want to pick up the pace after this one. Still, there's a lot in that 17 minutes: Heists, ever-morphing British accents, the eponymous dragons, betrayal, treasure, murder, mayhem, and mage hand! This series features music by Myuu Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Dungeons & Dragons created by Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson
Dungeons & Dragons (2000): Dungeons& Dragons Fifth Edition Rookie Camp | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 05 Aug 2020 05:00:00 -0000
We're going full meta by remaking the 2000 Courtney Solomon Dungeons & Dragons movie using, shockingly, Dungeons & Dragons 5E. This series is a little different than our others, in that... well, you'll have to listen, because it's a little wild. Also, if you're new to D&D, come listen to series Director Alex conduct the crashiest of courses. This series features Kim from the Chaotic Goodness podcast! This series features music by Myuu!
Envy (2004) (Ben Stiller, Jack Black) with Big Meeting! Podcast | Righters' Room | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 22 Jul 2020 14:11:41 -0000
It's a Righters' Room for the 2004 Barry Levinson film Envy, a boring story that completely fails to deliver on its premise and somehow wastes Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Amy Poehler, and Rachel Weisz. So, we brought in two rising geniuses in the film industry, the pitchmasters at the Big Meeting! podcast! Envy soundtrack by Mike Mothersbaugh. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!
Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!): Rehash | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 08 Jul 2020 02:48:23 -0000
Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. wrap party! We talk about the original 1993 film and how our version stacks up next to it. Plus, What's O.L.D. is N.O.W. creator Mike Myler joins us! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Mike has a lot of cool, free homebrew stuff at mikemyler.com! Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "The Start of Something New" by Challenger Deep.
Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!): Finale | Roleplay Retcon
Thu, 25 Jun 2020 00:50:29 -0000
The Mario Siblings, Princesses, Geno, and Peach fight for the souls and futures of their worlds. W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Music The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! "Almost Unreal" by Roxette "Walk the Dinosaur" by George Clinton and the Goombas "Reversion (2015)" by Myuu / Nicolas Gasparini Original Super Mario Bros. score by Alan Silvestri
Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!), Ep. 7: Growing Pains | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 10 Jun 2020 05:38:43 -0000
In their final moments, the Mario siblings remember the roads they've taken. W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! Music The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! "The Starlight's Flower Shines on Star Hill" by Yoko Shimamura, performed by Doc Nano (ocremix.org/). "Rosalina in the Observatory" and "Sad Girl" by Mahito Yokota and Koji Kondo, performed by Erik Correll. "Story Organ" by Koji Kondo, performed by w3sp. Original Super Mario Bros. score by Alan Silvestri.
Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!), Ep. 6: "There Are No Brakes!" | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 27 May 2020 03:34:12 -0000
Find your Pole Position and press A when the yellow light shows up and a third racing video game reference as the Mario Siblings race for the fate of the city. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "Imagiro," Camelia," "Fingerprints," and "Welcome to the Show" by Challenger Deep. "Speed of Light" by Joe Satriani Original Super Mario Bros. score by Alan Silvestri
Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) Ep. 5: The Impasta | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 13 May 2020 07:01:56 -0000
The Mario Brothers get Good Plumber, Bad Plumber with Bowser's body double back at HQ. Meanwhile, Portia and the princesses try to learn about their mysterious new self-proclaimed ally Geno. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "Imagiro," Camelia," "Immersive," and "The Start of Something New" by Challenger Deep. "Reversion 2015" by Nicolas Gasparini.
Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) Ep. 4: Jump, Man! | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 29 Apr 2020 05:54:31 -0000
The Mario Siblings' reunion has to be quick, because now it's time to take the elevator to the top of Bowser's Castle to face the big man himself. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "Imagiro," Camelia," "Immersive," "The Start of Something New," and "Welcome to the Show" by Challenger Deep. "Somewhere My Love" by Frankie Yankovic. "Reversion 2015" by Nicolas Gasparini. Original "Super Mario Bros." score by Alan Silvestri.
Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) Ep. 3: Upsetty Spaghetti | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 15 Apr 2020 04:05:07 -0000
It's a jailbreak, from both inside and out, as the Mario siblings fight to reunite! Cool Hand Luigi explains collective bargaining to a literal captive audience, and Portia and Mario team up to sneak (or whatever Mario is doing) inside Bowser's castle to free their sibling from his lasagna lockdown. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "Imagiro," Cerulean Glow," "Immersive," "The Start of Something New," and "Fingerprints" by Challenger Deep Cover of "Beware the Forest's Mushrooms" by Chris Holland; original by Yoko Shimomura. "Geno Awakens" by Yoko Shimomura Original "Super Mario Bros." score by Alan Silvestri.
Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!), Ep. 2: Ballistic Bounce House | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 01 Apr 2020 05:59:00 -0000
Mario and Luigi get formally introduced to their new world and new friends, but pleasantries are cut short when Troopas raid Bullet Bill's Bar and Grill. The soundtrack for Roleplay Retcon does Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!) features music by Challenger Deep! W.O.I.N. RPG system by Russ Morrissey and Mike Myler. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!
Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!), Ep. 1: World 1-1 | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 18 Mar 2020 05:00:54 -0000
Our remake the 1993 live action Super Mario Bros. movie begins! We cut a lot of the original film loose, but don't worry: Everything still has spikes on it. Luigi is played by our guest star, the incomparable Charles Edward Cheez. Plus, the soundtrack has music by very cool math rock band Challenger Deep! New to Roleplay Retcon? We remake infamous box office flops using roleplaying games, jokes, and a lot of hindsight. W.O.I.N. RPG system by Mike Myler and Russ Morrissey. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "Welcome to the Show," "Immersive," "Camelia," and "Imagiro" by Challenger Deep Original Super Mario Bros. score by Alan Silvestri
Super Mario Bros. (the Movie!), Rookie Camp: W.O.I.N. | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 04 Mar 2020 05:30:18 -0000
It's Episode Zero of Super Mario Bros. (the Movie)! Guest player Charlie Welsh joins Alex in planting his Thwomp Stomper-equipped feet on the ground and saying "this movie is perfect and it's a travesty to remake it." We also go over the basics of W.O.I.N., the RPG system we used for this series! MUSIC "Super Mario 64 - File Select // Metal Cover" by Simon Loveridge
Gentlemen Broncos (2009) with Jacqui Castle: Righters' Room | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 19 Feb 2020 05:50:34 -0000
Jacqui Castle, author of the dystopian science fiction novel The Seclusion, joins Roleplay Retcon for an evening of tearing down and rebuilding Jared Hess's legendarily disgusting Gentlemen Broncos. MUSIC "In the Year 2525" by Zager and Evans
Nothing But Trouble: Rehash | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 05 Feb 2020 05:00:00 -0000
Nothing But Trouble was a short series, so this is a a short li'l baby Rehash, just an itty bitty 6-pound newborn infant, a tiny-winy crying child all swadd Music "Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Kamen
Nothing But Trouble: Act II + The Aftermath | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 22 Jan 2020 16:46:29 -0000
The finale of Nothing But Trouble begins with a Daniel Radcliffe original tucked under the jacket arm of a Kohl's pantsuit, and ends with... well, it doesn't end with a whisper! Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it! MUSIC "Cotton-Eye Joe", traditional, cover by The Lost Fingers "Give Me That Old Time Religion," traditional "Reversion 2015" by Nicolas Gasparini "Give Me That Old Time Religion" by Pete Seeger and Arlo Guthrie "Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Kamen
Nothing But Trouble: Act I + The Tilt | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 08 Jan 2020 17:11:50 -0000
Can romance bloom in a kangaroo court? Is there gold in that there mansion? Is the outside world rollercoaster-car accessible? These questions may be answered in this episode! Music "Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Kamen "Lovely Piano Song" by Rafael Krux "Black Velvet" cover by The Lost Fingers, original by Alannah Myles Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!
Nothing But Trouble: Fiasco Setup | Roleplay Retcon
Mon, 23 Dec 2019 23:13:36 -0000
It's a new series, and the GM hat passes to... nobody, because we're doing maybe the most popular GM-less game there is, Fiasco! We'll be using it to remake Dan Androyd's ugly 1991 baby Nothing But Trouble. "Valkenvania Suite" by Michael Kamen. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!
The Santa Clause 3: 2019 Holiday Special with Franz Sweeney | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 11 Dec 2019 05:09:41 -0000
Join us for our first Righter's Room (though we never quite get around to that name in this episode) where, for one night only, Roleplay Retcon turns their gaming table into a writer's room table and talk about their ideas for re-imagining The Santa Clause 3 with special guest Franz Sweeney of The Land Above podcast. The Santa Clause 3 original score by George S. Clinton. Join our Discord server! Look at our Patreon! Look at it!
Twilight: Rehash | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 27 Nov 2019 05:00:00 -0000
It's wrap party time! How did we do on Twilight? We discuss that and the original work, and also read some audience Retcons! Music "Small Enough to Fit in Your Pocket" and "Eschatology" by The Wolves of Chernobyl.
Twilight: Finale | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 13 Nov 2019 05:00:00 -0000
The sun sets on Forks, Washington. Music "We Lucky Few," "W/ Half a Disease," "Eschatology," and "Small Enough to Fit in Your Pocket" from "Eschatologies" by The Wolves of Chernobyl. Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.
Twilight, Ep. 6: Basebrawl | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 30 Oct 2019 03:38:41 -0000
The Kids Aren't Alright in episode 6 of Roleplay Retcon does Twilight, and the adults aren't doing great, either. Bradley and Estella have to deal with the contents of the mystery box that arrived at the Swan house, and Carlisle has a grim diagnosis for Madge. Music "The Dragon of Round Rock," "All We're Offered," and "Small Enough to Fit in Your Pocket" from the album Eschatologies by The Wolves of Chernobyl. "Moonlight Sonata" by Beethoven. "Reversion 2015" by Nicolas Gasparini Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.
Twilight, Ep. 5: Fish and 'Ships | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 16 Oct 2019 03:54:00 -0000
Estella and Brad's feelings pull them in different directions. Charlie looks for Madge where it all began 15 years ago. Music "My Clumsy Tongue" and "This Terrible It" by The Wolves of Chernobyl. Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.
Twilight, Ep. 4: Invited In | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 02 Oct 2019 02:56:00 -0000
Welp, get comfortable: We accidentally made a bottle episode! Tensions of all sorts rise as a borderline-manic Charlie forces Estella, Bradley, and Madge to hunker down in the Swan house. Bradley makes the most of it by asking Estella all the questions you had about vampires, but were too afraid to ask. Music "Beloved Bones" by The Wolves of Chernobyl Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell
Twilight, Ep. 3: Cool Beans | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 18 Sep 2019 04:00:00 -0000
Episode 3 of Roleplay Retcon's re-imagining of Twilight introduces new challenger Jacob Black. We'd call him a "dark horse" but "horse," somehow, doesn't quite fit? Meanwhile, Edward Finch plays mind games with Charlie and reveals some juicy details from Madge's phone. Music "The Dragon of Round Rock," "My Clumsy Tongue," and "Safe Harbor" by The Wolves of Chernobyl. Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.
Twilight, Ep. 2: Sins of the Father | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 04 Sep 2019 03:17:37 -0000
More darkness covers Forks in episode 2 of Twilight. Bradley gets closer to Estella and further from Charlie when a secret from his past is revealed to him. Alex's taint ruins everything. Featuring "This Terrible It" and "W/ Half a Disease" by The Wolves of Chernobyl. Original Twilight Score by Carter Burwell.
Twilight, Ep. 1: Forks 101 | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 21 Aug 2019 05:25:00 -0000
It's the first day of classes at Ryan Stiles High School, and awkward senior Bradley Swan is stumbling through conversations with the supernaturally attractive-yet-equally-awkward Estella Cullen. Meanwhile, a suspicious death in the woods seems like more than just a typical hunt-gone-wrong, and Police Chief Charlie (and distant Dad to Bradley) is worried it might be tied to a dark chapter in the town's history. Music: "Autumn" by Puscifer. Original Twilight score by Carter Burwell.
Twilight, Rookie Camp: FATE Core | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 07 Aug 2019 05:36:51 -0000
Jensie takes the GM throne and runs us through the world-building and character-building mechanics of Evil Hat Productions' Fate Core. We also reveal the movie we're retconning in this series, which our guest player, Haley Koch, is an expert and OG fan of! The gif we talk about (proooobably NSFW) The other picture we talk about (very wholesome)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull(s): Rehash | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 24 Jul 2019 18:55:47 -0000
It's Wrap Party time! We talk the ups and downs of our Crystal Skull series, our pitches for the second draft of our script, and listener submissions of their own retcons and feelings on the original film! (Apologies for the funny audio at the end, Jensie recorded this episode from their bathysphere). "Vault" by Caleb Montgomery
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull(s) : Finale | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 10 Jul 2019 06:19:06 -0000
Indy and Jock go back to where it all began to rescue Esperanza, stop Schneider, and finally solve the mystery of the crystal skulls. "Reversion 2015" by Nicolas Gasparini Original Indiana Jones score by John Williams.
Indiana Jones ATKOTCS , Ep. 6: In Cave Peril | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 26 Jun 2019 15:39:41 -0000
Francisco de Orellana's trail comes to its inevitably tragic end in the penultimate episode of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull(s). Skulls are in hand, but where is El Dorado, the City of Gold? And can Indy and friends avoid the same tragic fate as Orellana? Original Indiana Jones score by John Williams.
Indiana Jones ATKOTCS, Ep. 5: Indy 500 | Roleplay Retcon
Thu, 13 Jun 2019 00:50:51 -0000
Remember that 6-hour chase scene in the middle of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull? Well, we cut it down by about five hours. That means we lost all the parts where somebody gets hit in the groin while fencing, but it's replaced by some thrilling flashlight-based combat. Original Indiana Jones score by John Williams.
Indiana Jones ATKOTCS, Ep. 4: River Ruckus | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 29 May 2019 18:40:09 -0000
Get ready for some Prime Amazon as Indy and the Indynauts go rollin' down the river in search of clues. There's strange whispering, sulking pilots, icky disguises, and MI-6 creepers! Original Indiana Jones score by John Williams.
Indiana Jones ATKOTCS, Ep. 3: Has Anybody Seen Reggie? | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 15 May 2019 06:52:45 -0000
The gang gets a clue from Orellana's haunting diary and run into (and away from!) ghosts from Indy's past. Also, has anyone seen Jock's snake? It was here a second ago... Original Indiana Jones score by John Williams.
Indiana Jones ATKOTCS Ep. 2: No Filla, All Villa | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 01 May 2019 02:54:23 -0000
Paris is liberated, so now Indy and the gang go to Spain to meet with Esperanza Rodriguez, an Indiana Jones superfan who knows all about the eponymous skulls. They'll have to Scooby-Doo their way through a creepy old mansion and solve Pizarro's ancient riddles. Mona steals some art, and Jensie's soul possesses a new body.
Indiana Jones ATKOTCS Ep. 1: We'll Always Have Tea and Beans | Roleplay Retcon
Fri, 19 Apr 2019 07:27:54 -0000
Alex takes the GM throne for Roleplay Retcon's version of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls. Can the heroes stop wondering what happened to Clive Owen and spouting snake Fun Facts long enough to liberate Paris?
Thu, 11 Apr 2019 02:44:09 -0000
In this episode, we go over the Savage Worlds RPG system! GM duties are rotating to Alex, and he goes over the basics of Savage Worlds. You can also meet the guest player for this series, Mona Moon, artist for the webcomic Dan the Snowman!
Batman & Robin: Rehash | Roleplay Retcon
Mon, 08 Apr 2019 22:06:59 -0000
Now that filming on Batman & Robin has wrapped, it's time to go to the editing room. What did we do right? What did we do wrong? What will hindsight on hindsight reveal?
Batman & Robin, Ep. 6: Finale | Roleplay Retcon
Thu, 28 Mar 2019 10:24:15 -0000
Our heroes wrap up the dynamic do-over of the 1997 Joel Schumacher Disasterpiece Batman & Robin with a twist that anyone who's ever read a Batman comic saw coming. Things still get pretty Oscar-worthy near the end, though! Gumshoe RPG system created by Robin D. Laws. "Reversion (2015)" by Nicolas Gasparini (Myuu): soundcloud.com/myuu "Detective's Work" and "Epic Movie Trailer" from Hooksounds.com Original Batman & Robin score by Elliot Goldenthal
Batman & Robin, Ep. 5: Talladega Knights | Roleplay Retcon
Fri, 15 Mar 2019 08:45:13 -0000
Roleplay Retcon's dynamic do-over of the 1997 Joel Schumacher disasterpiece "Batman & Robin" takes to the streets as our heroes chase Poison Ivy and Mr. Freeze through Gotham, with Nightwing nestled snugly in the basket on the front of Robin's 12-speed Schwinn. Gumshoe RPG system created by Robin D. Laws. "Pursuit" music track provided by HookSounds. Batman & Robin original score by Elliot Goldenthal.
Batman & Robin, Ep. 4: Conference Call... of Justice! | Roleplay Retcon
Tue, 05 Feb 2019 04:11:53 -0000
Roleplay Retcon's dynamic do-over of the 1997 Joel Schumacher disasterpiece "Batman & Robin" finds its way into the top floor of Gothcorp, where CEO Ferris Boyle's stand off with George Clooney reveals some surprising revelations about Mr. Freeze (well... surprising to Batman, anyway). "Dark Zone" and "Detective's Work" music tracks provided by HookSounds; "Red Alert" music track provided by Purple Planet Music. The Gumshoe RPG system was created by Robin D. Laws. Original Batman & Robin score by Elliot Goldenthal.
Batman & Robin, Ep. 3: Bats in the Bell Flower | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 16 Jan 2019 00:52:00 -0000
Roleplay Retcon enters the second act of its dynamic do-over of the 1997 Joel Schumacher disasterpiece "Batman & Robin." Join our heroes as they do whatever the opposite of tiptoe-ing through the tulips is. The Gumshoe RPG system was created by Robin D. Laws. Original Batman & Robin score by Elliot Goldenthal.
Batman & Robin, Ep. 2: Gala Grief | Roleplay Retcon
Wed, 02 Jan 2019 11:00:52 -0000
Roleplay Retcon continues its dynamic do-over of the 1997 Joel Schumacher disasterpiece Batman & Robin with a black-tie (and shorts!) affair at the Gotham Observatory. Will there be murder? Kinda seems like we wouldn't bring it up if there weren't! Gumshoe RPG system created by Robin D. Laws. Original Batman & Robin score by Elliot Goldenthal.
Batman & Robin, Ep. 1: Funky Cold Museum | Roleplay Retcon
Sat, 15 Dec 2018 02:05:00 -0000
Roleplay Retcon's first series is a dynamic do-over of the 1997 crime thriller Batman & Robin. The Gumshoe RPG system was created by Robin D. Laws. "Tiptoes" by Myuu. Original Batman & Robin score by Elliot Goldenthal.
Welcome to Roleplay Retcon Studios
Sat, 01 Dec 2018 06:00:00 -0000
The famous Roleplay Retcon Studios two-minute backlot tour is starting now! Get on the bus! Music: “If I Had a Chicken” by Kevin McLeod