Barjory Buffet: The Cruise Detective
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Creator: Brad Beideman & Rachel Crowe
Synopsis:
Cruises are the murder capital of the sea and the sea is the murder capital of the world. One human has jurisdiction over international waters and she's here to tame the seas and water the skis.
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Episodes:
Mon, 09 Oct 2023 00:00:00 -0700
Hey look! A bonus episode to prove we're still alive!
As Bidge recovers from surgery that was elective for her but forced on the doctors, Neil uses her hospital stay to show off his big showbiz reel. No one is surprised he's bad at press tours, except for Pigi who is surprised by everything. And while you're killing time til Season Three which we swear is coming, you can also:
Check out our Patreon
and our new podcast Book Fair, where we review books from our childhood that we made up.
Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg
Elijah Katz as: Rodge Badgebeach
Kelsey Buckley as: Fally Jimmels, Bob Eubanks, Joe Sabia, DJ Neetfreek
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist, Sean Evans
Mon, 22 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0800
Criming soon to a theater near you: It’s a red carpet but from blood when a film premiere is intermissioned by an attack on a Hollywood elite! Now Barjory must pour herself a tall glass of popcorn and investigate the too many theaters of the movie cruise The Gigaplex! Presented in glorious Barjor-Y-Scope, the Smell-o-Vision of the ears.
(And this is our finale before the hiatus, so check out our Patreon for weekly content in the meantime because the meantime’s usually a lot of time: patreon.com/bbthecd)
Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg
Lyndsey Kempf as: Melora Galore
Brian Fitzgerald as: Shuck Dox
Jake Hess as: Bryler Velveeto
Kelsey Buckley as: Dava C. Schwimmer
Allie Wittner as: Westlin Justinly, Janine Greg
Marcos Gonzales as: Chaz Casper
Katie Bowman as: Amby Canterlope
Jordan Wold as: Niles Greg
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist
Mon, 08 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0800
Barjory heads down south, VERY down south, for a South Pole sleuthing. The only living things in Antarctica are her ex lovers and penguins, and we don’t even include any penguins or maybe we do but they’re just quiet and keep to themselves!
(Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)
Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Vera Drew as: Dr. Rosacia Stone
Pablo Escabosa as: Captain Lyle P. Dolphay
Mark Gallagher as: Skapper
Branson Knowles as: Fred Christ
Kelsey Buckley as: Wendily
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator
Mon, 25 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -0700
It's you vs. us vs. uterus when Barjory is kidnapped by pregnant pirates aboard a gigantic ship in a bottle. Now she has to get a mysterious treasure to Captain Stuffbeard, the pirate with stuff in his beard, and the only craving she's got is for justice! And also sugar and liquor!
(Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)
Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg
Hannah Jones as: Captain Mildreadful
Pablo Escobosa as: Jack Sbarro
Mark Gallagher as: Stuffbeard the Pirate
Marcos Gonzales as: Nicoleast Apartheid
Damon Howard as: Captain Stroganoff
Katie Bowman as: Blondebob
Kelsey Buckley as: Shipwreckecca
Jake Hess as: Drent Dickridge
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist
Between The Scenes With Brad and Rachel
Sun, 10 Oct 2021 23:00:00 -0700
https://www.patreon.com/bbthecd
What a surprising treat! As a fun midseason intermission, join Brad and Rachel for the making of an episode and if you like it, keep joining us over at our Patreon!
Mon, 27 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -0700
This rain check just bounced! Bidge must stop an ultrastorm from hitting a weatherman convention, which they especially should’ve seen coming but let’s just say it these guys don’t always nail the weather!
(Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)
Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg
Yesi Rego as: Lizzlie Drizzle
Kevin McCarthy as: Cycloney Tony
Nako Narter as: Blanche Avalanche
Branson Knowles as: Anchor
Julia Lebow as: Game Show Contestant
Kelsey Buckley as: Game Show Announcer
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist
Mon, 13 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -0700
The tomorrowyear of yesternow becomes the fornever of last Smunday when a World’s Fair Cruise is attacked by Barjory’s old octopedal nemesis Seth LePod! Now this adult science fair is between a wet genius, a drunk genius, a third genius trying to uninvent crime, a bunch of other ones, and then Neil.
(Check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd)
Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg
Pierce Campion as: Seth LePod
Kyle McCormick as: Marv Morrow
Danielle Shvartsman as: Eelixandra Phibious
Kevin McCarthy as: Dr. Krillian Salmonelli, Beefcake
Julia Lebow as: Dr. Pirhonda Sandoller
Nako Narter as: Dr. Amandatee Crabagail
Kelsey Buckley as: Dr. Marliny Fishgerald
Yesi Rego as: Hologram
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Pigi Podiatrist
One Man's Trash is Another Man
Mon, 30 Aug 2021 00:00:00 -0700
Barjory climbs out of a watery grave and into the trash to stage a rematch with her nefariousest foes! Now she must navigate three villains, The Great Pacific Garbage Patch, flashbacks to her first case, former Vice President Al Gore, and a whole lotta Neil in this epic-poem-length episode!!
Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg
Kaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy Quarium
Will Stryker as: Aloejandro van Alvess
Greg Goodness as: The Satin Seagull
Eli Lutsky as: King Al Gore
Melissa Strype as: Marjomin Buffet
Joey Pleasants as: Benjory Buffet
Jordan Wold as: Niles Greg
Elijah Katz as: Rodge Badgebeach
Nako Narter as: Lenny
Kelsey Buckley as: Benny
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator
And check out our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, postcard club, and more(?!) on our Patreon: patreon.com/bbthecd
Sun, 15 Aug 2021 23:00:00 -0700
Wait what?? Barjory Buffet season two is starting in two weeks? But that’s all, right? No???
Check out our Patreon for our Between the Scenes podcast, early episode releases, and, sorry what else? Much much more??? Aaahhh!!
https://www.patreon.com/bbthecd
If You Lived Here, You'd Be Neil By Now
Tue, 04 Aug 2020 21:00:00 -0700
With all the best places (cruises) closed, Barjory is forced to go to the worst place (Neil's house), and solve a crime that he honestly won't stop bugging her about.
Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Neighbor
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The Woman Who Pretended to Be Her Own Twin
Mon, 27 Apr 2020 03:00:00 -0700
Before Barjory Buffet became the only anybody to have jurisdiction over international waters, she was an asshole in her 20’s who had no idea how to live. Barjory’s first foray into crime solving is classic story of a landlocked woman following her own horniness to bring about justice.
Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet, Woman Speaking
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator
Thu, 23 Jan 2020 22:00:00 -0800
Produced in response to an angry voicemail, this verbatim reading of a Dame Drewzel Scream short story is sure to please diehard fans and her son who left the voicemail. Barjory solves a crime by looking at a cartoon in a really smart and good story by the matriarch of a smart and good family. Don’t sue us please!
Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator
Fri, 11 Oct 2019 23:00:00 -0700
Recorded LIVE from the Pack Theater, Bidge takes the stage to investigate an understudy who was upstaged by her own death. But can Bidge solve it before murder comes back for an encore and really hams it up this time??
Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Magi Calcagne as: Maude Yonkers, Narrator, Background Voices
Kevin McCarthy as: Alvin O’Calvin, Background Voices
Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg, Background Voices
AND, vote for us in the Audio Verse Awards if you want!
https://audioverseawards.net/vote/
We’re nominated for Lead Actor, Supporting Actor, Audio Play Production, Writing for an Audio Play Production, and Action Sound Design in a Production.
To vote, get a laptop, find us (control-F it maybe), and drag us to the right with whoever else you wanna vote for! It’s that simple! Medium simple!
Tue, 27 Aug 2019 23:00:00 -0700
Barjory's greatest foes escape the Sail Jail, hungry for a yummy snack called revenge! Oh my god! It's three versus one and a Neil in the season finale to end all episodes this season!
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet the Cruise Detective
Kaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy Quarium
Will Stryker as: Aloejandro van Alvess
Greg Goodness as: CJ Seagulls the Satin Seagull
Brad Beideman as: Neil Greg
Magi Calcagne as: Piggy Podiatrist, Narrator, Nikki McNarkols
Jordan Wold as: Dr. Niles Greg
Melissa Strype: Margamin
Joey Pleasants as: Benjory
Elijah Katz as: Rodge Badgebeach
Fri, 21 Jun 2019 00:00:00 -0700
When a prince is attacked during a hemophilia gala (the annual Cruisin’ for a Bruisin’), Barjory must solve it before the ocean runs red with wishy washy blood!
Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Eli Lutsky as: Prince Geraldo
Will Stryker as: Prince Nedwaldo
Kaylin Mahoney as: Queen Winceworth
John Lemelman as: Giaccamo, Wallis
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator
Sat, 06 Apr 2019 00:00:00 -0700
Barjory investigates her wettest crime scene yet, with the help of an old friend, a basketball legend, and a guy named Chris who sets up some plot stuff and then never comes back!
Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Kaylin Mahoney as: Dr. Kelpsy Quarium
Kevin McCarthy as: Abernathy Shark
Will Stryker as: S.A. Dorkfish
Eli Lutsky as: Chris/Mr. Remora
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator/Peg
Brad Beideman as: Neil
Shaquille O’Neal as: Himself (archive audio)
Fri, 15 Feb 2019 00:00:00 -0800
Barjory has a normal day serving as a whale bodyguard on Boston’s premiere sushi boat until something pretty unusual mucks it all up!
Written by Rachel Crowe and Brad Beideman
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
John Lemelman as: Puglassie, Pugnasty, Captain Leonberger
Ben Ellenberg as: Lieutenant Harbormaster Gifford Roscoe
Brad Beideman as: Neil
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Piggy
Thu, 31 Jan 2019 23:00:00 -0800
Barjory boards a brunch boat and gets served a heaping helping of what’s going on by mysterious competitive eater Ipso Fatso!
Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Allie Wittner as: Frittata McMuffin
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Joan
Sat, 01 Dec 2018 00:00:00 -0800
Barjory spends her holiday on the Santa Cruz Santa Cruise, where some kinda mean ole Scrooge is killing Santas! Everyone learns a lesson that giving is better than getting (getting killed, that is!!!!!), in this sort of interactive mini mystery!
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Pablo Escobosa as: Junior Inspector Santa
Will Stryker as: Mean Santa
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator
Put Your Money Where My Mouth Is
Wed, 31 Oct 2018 00:00:00 -0700
Cruise Detective Barjory Buffet is challenged to thwart the cruise casino heist of master thief The Satin Seagull. Can she do it? Maybe with the help of a pizza robot, an obscure impersonator act, and not Neil!
Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet, Buffaloon
Greg Goodness as: CJ Seagulls the Satin Seagull
John Lemelman as: Quig, Vault Guard, and Kidsino Kid
Brad Beideman as: Neil
Eli Lutsky as: Malcolm Gladwell Impersonator, Normal Waiter
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Piggy Pediatrist, Scottish Waiter
Sun, 02 Sep 2018 00:00:00 -0700
Barjory Buffet, Cruise Detective, investigates a case of deceit on the seas. Is this murder more than just a murder? No! But murder is bad by itself!!
Written by Brad Beideman and Rachel Crowe
Edited by Brad Beideman
Rachel Crowe as: Barjory Buffet
Eli Lutsky as: Otto Topsy, Blotch
Magi Calcagne as: Narrator, Piggy Pediatrist, Erin Van Alvess
Brad Beideman as: Neil
Will Stryker as: Karaoke Boy, The Governor