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OMEN Investigations



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Follow the ridiculous adventures of the OMEN team! A Ridiculously Surreal Comedy Horror TTRPG podcast!


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Episodes:

OMEN S2E9 - The Trial of Clearing

Sun, 10 Nov 2024 13:00:00 +0000

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The OMEN Team meet with King Frumpy Pumpkins to complete the prisoner transfer, but find themselves dealing with a duel to the death! Penny makes a new friend, August calls upon ancient powers and Julie tries to cheer from the side-lines!

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Penny Blanchard: Andrea Jörgensen A.A.S.C.A.I: Jay Void August Sinclair: Jamie "Spooks" Buchan Julie Bools: Jen Jenbles Forest God Voice: Cassie Clarke

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OMEN - Halloween Spooktacular 2024 (Part 2)

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 12:00:00 +0000

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As the flickering light of the ten candles fades, the bewildered party guests keep searching Tate Manor, hoping to escape alive... Secrets will spill from the shadows in the thrilling finale of this year's Halloween Spooktacular!

Paulie Mazetti: Andrea Jörgensen Doctor Iris Wellings: Jay Void Lt. Julian Bools: Sean Oxspring Doctor Roger Mortis: Jen Jenbles Sebastian Keates: Jamie "Spooks" Buchan Dungeon Master: Cassie from The Lovelycraftians

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OMEN - Halloween Spooktacular 2024 (Part 1)

Wed, 30 Oct 2024 12:00:00 +0000

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It is the early 1930s, during the prohibition era, and several distinguished guests find themselves gathered at the opulent, yet secluded, Tate Manor. Behind the veneer of polite conversation, each guest harbours a dark, closely guarded secret—secrets that, under flickering candlelight, threaten to unravel before the night is over.

Paulie Mazetti: Andrea Jörgensen Doctor Iris Wellings: Jay Void Lt. Julian Bools: Sean Oxspring Doctor Roger Mortis: Jen Jenbles Sebastian Keates: Jamie "Spooks" Buchan Dungeon Master: Cassie from The Lovelycraftians Opening Narration: Art from Tales from The Oasis Audi R8 Idling Reving Backfire.wav by Jonas_Jocys -- https://freesound.org/s/457733/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

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OMEN S2E8 - One Tough Nutt

Mon, 21 Oct 2024 19:00:00 +0100

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Detective Inspector Peter Nutt tries to convince his commanding officer that OMEN and Julie Bools are covering up key evidence linked to a double homicide.

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring

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OMEN S2E7 - Milky Wipers

Sat, 12 Oct 2024 12:00:00 +0100

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The OMEN Team go home for the evening to take a break from their gnomey escapades, then travel to Soggy Moor nature reserve to complete their prison transfer.

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Penny Blanchard: Andrea Jörgensen A.A.S.C.A.I: Jay Void August Sinclair: Jamie "Spooks" Buchan Julie Bools: Jen Jenbles OMEN HR Voice: Cassie Clarke

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OMEN S2E6 - Don't Disappoint

Sun, 22 Sep 2024 19:45:00 +0100

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Julie Bools arrives at the Leighmouth Listening Post expecting routine operations.

Penny Blanchard: Andrea Jörgensen Julie Bools: Jen Jenbles Winifred Bools: Sean Oxspring   This episode edited by Andrea Jörgensen.

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OMEN S2E5 - Slugs and Nipples

Sun, 01 Sep 2024 16:00:00 +0100

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The OMEN Team have to get Gnorp Fluttershaft to sign a confession, but doing so might end up causing intended consequences. Penny goes to see a repairman, August crosses a line and Julie plays the good bad cop.

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Penny Blanchard: Andrea Jörgensen A.A.S.C.A.I: Jay Void August Sinclair: Jamie "Spooks" Buchan Julie Bools: Jen Jenbles OMEN HR Voice: Cassie Clarke

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OMEN S2E4 - A Courtesy Visit

Sun, 25 Aug 2024 16:00:00 +0100

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Julie visits the Leighmouth police station to discuss the recent events at the Garden Festival.

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Julie Bools: Jen Jenbles

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OMEN S2E3 - A Marrowing Tale

Sun, 11 Aug 2024 13:00:00 +0100

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The OMEN Team investigate a mysterious marrow-based murder! Penny throws her friends, A.A.S.C.A.I. fires off, Julie follows the rules and August learns a terrible secret.

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Penny Blanchard: Andrea Jörgensen A.A.S.C.A.I: Jay Void August Sinclair: Jamie "Spooks" Buchan Julie Bools: Jen Jenbles

Fairytale Waltz: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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OMEN S2E2 - The Remote

Sun, 04 Aug 2024 17:25:55 +0100

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Penny really wants to watch The Simpsons.

Penny Blanchard: Andrea Jörgensen August Sinclair: Jamie "Spooks" Buchan Julie Bools: Jen Jenbles   This episode edited by Andrea Jörgensen.  

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OMEN S2E1 - Welcome to Leighmouth

Sun, 14 Jul 2024 13:00:00 +0100

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Welcome to Leighmouth, a seaside town on the south coast of the United Kingdom.

The year is 1998, and the threat level is minimal... for now.

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Penny Blanchard: Andrea Jörgensen A.A.S.C.A.I: Jay Void August Sinclair: Jamie "Spooks" Buchan Julie Bools: Jen Jenbles Opening Narration: Dan Berry

Amazing Grace 2011: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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OMEN S2E0 - A.A.S.C.A.I

Sun, 30 Jun 2024 12:00:00 +0100

A new intelligence comes online and experiences a range of human experiences.

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring A.A.S.C.A.I: Jay Void Penny Blanchard: Andrea Jörgensen Agent Tanner: Nick (HisCursedness) Agent Brem: Sophie Artemigi Agent Carter: Lucian V Ghost Join our official OMEN discord!

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OMEN S2E0 - August

Fri, 28 Jun 2024 18:00:00 +0100

In the dimly lit cell, August St Claire, a hedge witch with untapped magical prowess, listens intently as a shadowy figure presents him with an irresistible offer that could change his fate forever. Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring August Sinclair: Jamie "Spooks" Buchan

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OMEN S2E0 - Julie

Wed, 26 Jun 2024 18:00:00 +0100

As Julie Bools packs her suitcase in her cozy London flat, she reflects on the daunting yet thrilling prospect of her new managerial position, a significant step up that her Aunt Gladys is sure to keep reminding her.

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Julie Bools: Jen Jenbles Join our official OMEN discord!

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OMEN S2E0 - Penny

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 18:00:00 +0100

Penny Blanchard has to move away from home due to unforeseen circumstances...

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Penny Blanchard: Andrea Jörgensen

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OMEN Christmas Party (Mega Cut)

Fri, 25 Dec 2020 17:00:00 +0000

By popular demand we wanted to release the full 6+ hour directors cut of the OMEN Christmas Party Special. This is the complete Parts 1, 2 and 3 with no breaks... so make sure you've been to the bathroom before you start it!

We'd like to thank everyone who took part in the Christmas Special and everyone who's supported Sean as he spent weeks editing it all together. It's been a labour of love, and hopefully you'll love it too.

We're taking a brief month-ish break now to recover from all this work, and we'll be back in the new year with more Season Two shenanigans as Annabelle, Koala and Martin make their ways towards their final destinies...

Have a great holiday! The OMEN Team

Fundraising Efforts:

As part of the Christmas Special, we’re going to be doing a fundraiser which starts today. We are proud to be raising money for the Northern Virginia Family Service!

The NVFS help more than 2,200 children and their families in Northern Virginia. They purchase toys and grocery store gift cards for families to use for holiday meals and basic necessities. After this hell of a year, we think it's super important to give some holiday joy to less well off kids.

You can check out the OMEN Fundraiser here, please donate generously and let's make some people's holidays better: https://charity.gofundme.com/o/en/campaign/omen-investigations-podcast

Join the official OMEN Discord here: https://discord.gg/vFRMcXRVHu

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Credits:

Sean Oxspring as the DM

Xalavier Nelson Jr as Agent Cody Action

Sam Silvers as Bethany Millicent & Nadine Winters

Andrea Jorgensen as Santa Claus

Rose Russell as Jacqueline Martell

Sophie as Goldie the Mermaid

Robin McFarland as John Bard

Dea from Dice Out Now Game as Enid Blatherstock

Ryan from Shrimp and Crits as Carl Wilbanks

Catie from Shrimp and Crits as The Zeke Wilson

Cap from Shrimp and Crits as Skeeter Marsh

Ian from Shrimp and Crits as Chad Simmons

Anna Webster as Zhenya Karankova

Sunny as Shaze Wormwood

Belry from Penance RPG as Jimmy Skinner

Tom from Penance RPG as Sam the Mathematician

Nikolai from Penance RPG as Dimitri the Dice Man

Rowan from Penance RPG as Nana Rye

Dragon from Penance RPG as The Unnamed Rogue

Susie from Penance RPG as Cory Anders

Alex as Steve from Marketing

Brent from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Craig Smith

Lucas from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Face Boy My Perfect Son

Jason from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Richard “Mickey” Prickett

Al Wyvern as Jared Jameston

Keith Evans as Ian Turner

Andrew from The Beholders Eye as Max Woodfellows

Michelle from The Beholders Eye as Sandy Woodfellows

Kari from The Beholders Eye as Karen Woodfellows

Adam from The Beholders Eye as Floyd Woodfellows

Ash from The Beholders Eye as Helda Hass-Woodfellows

Farris from Goblets and Gays as Cecelia Gobletier

Aubrey from Goblets and Gays as Cameron Gobletier

Tick from Goblets and Gays as Piper Gobletier

Kari as Tryn the Graduate

Kailyn as Gnat Lad, Brother of Mothman

Esra as Shanna

Cassie from The Lovelycraftians as Darling

Sade from The Lovelycraftians as Pocky

Samantha from The Lovelycraftians as Egg

RJ from Cosmopunk as Derek the Cleaner

Dan from Cosmopunk as Xeromir the Broom

Brad from The Fate of Isen

OMEN Investigations Christmas Theme by Emma Wright

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OMEN Christmas Party (Part III)

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 06:00:00 +0000

It's time for the finale of the Christmas Special and Santa's militant elves have caused significant damage to the facilities. The alert level is the highest that its been in at least a week and on every floor of Deep Storage OMEN field agents search for unseen threats that lurk in the dark. Happy endings are myths, as you will soon see, as you tune in and listen to Christmas Party Part Three...

Fundraising Efforts:

As part of the Christmas Special, we’re going to be doing a fundraiser which starts today. We are proud to be raising money for the Northern Virginia Family Service!

The NVFS help more than 2,200 children and their families in Northern Virginia. They purchase toys and grocery store gift cards for families to use for holiday meals and basic necessities. After this hell of a year, we think it's super important to give some holiday joy to less well off kids.

You can check out the OMEN Fundraiser here, please donate generously and let's make some people's holidays better: https://charity.gofundme.com/o/en/campaign/omen-investigations-podcast

Join the official OMEN Discord here: https://discord.gg/vFRMcXRVHu

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Credits:

Sean Oxspring as the DM

Xalavier Nelson Jr as Agent Cody Action

Sam Silvers as Bethany Millicent & Nadine Winters

Andrea Jorgensen as Santa Claus

Rose Russell as Jacqueline Martell

Sophie as Goldie the Mermaid

Robin McFarland as John Bard

Dea from Dice Out Now Game as Enid Blatherstock

Ryan from Shrimp and Crits as Carl Wilbanks

Catie from Shrimp and Crits as The Zeke Wilson

Cap from Shrimp and Crits as Skeeter Marsh

Ian from Shrimp and Crits as Chad Simmons

Anna Webster as Zhenya Karankova

Sunny as Shaze Wormwood

Belry from Penance RPG as Jimmy Skinner

Tom from Penance RPG as Sam the Mathematician

Nikolai from Penance RPG as Dimitri the Dice Man

Rowan from Penance RPG as Nana Rye

Dragon from Penance RPG as The Unnamed Rogue

Susie from Penance RPG as Cory Anders

Alex as Steve from Marketing

Brent from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Craig Smith

Lucas from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Face Boy My Perfect Son

Jason from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Richard “Mickey” Prickett

Al Wyvern as Jared Jameston

Keith Evans as Ian Turner

Andrew from The Beholders Eye as Max Woodfellows

Michelle from The Beholders Eye as Sandy Woodfellows

Kari from The Beholders Eye as Karen Woodfellows

Adam from The Beholders Eye as Floyd Woodfellows

Ash from The Beholders Eye as Helda Hass-Woodfellows

Farris from Goblets and Gays as Cecelia Gobletier

Aubrey from Goblets and Gays as Cameron Gobletier

Tick from Goblets and Gays as Piper Gobletier

Kari as Tryn the Graduate

Kailyn as Gnat Lad, Brother of Mothman

Esra as Shanna

Cassie from The Lovelycraftians as Darling

Sade from The Lovelycraftians as Pocky

Samantha from The Lovelycraftians as Egg

RJ from Cosmopunk as Derek the Cleaner

Dan from Cosmopunk as Xeromir the Broom

Brad from The Fate of Isen

OMEN Investigations Christmas Theme by Emma Wright

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OMEN Christmas Party (Part II)

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 06:00:00 +0000

Santa's evil elves run rampant through the OMEN Investigations Deep Storage facility. Monsters are unleashed, airlocks are broken and dangerous objects are unleashed on the staff working down there. The teams from the Christmas Party head down in the elevator towards their respective levels, armed with an AK-47 and their own wits. How will things work out for them? Pretty badly... probably.

Fundraising Efforts:

As part of the Christmas Special, we’re going to be doing a fundraiser which starts today. We are proud to be raising money for the Northern Virginia Family Service!

The NVFS help more than 2,200 children and their families in Northern Virginia. They purchase toys and grocery store gift cards for families to use for holiday meals and basic necessities. After this hell of a year, we think it's super important to give some holiday joy to less well off kids.

You can check out the OMEN Fundraiser here, please donate generously and let's make some people's holidays better: https://charity.gofundme.com/o/en/campaign/omen-investigations-podcast

Join the official OMEN Discord here: https://discord.gg/vFRMcXRVHu

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Credits:

Sean Oxspring as the DM

Xalavier Nelson Jr as Agent Cody Action

Sam Silvers as Bethany Millicent & Nadine Winters

Andrea Jorgensen as Santa Claus

Rose Russell as Jacqueline Martell

Sophie as Goldie the Mermaid

Robin McFarland as John Bard

Dea from Dice Out Now Game as Enid Blatherstock

Ryan from Shrimp and Crits as Carl Wilbanks

Catie from Shrimp and Crits as The Zeke Wilson

Cap from Shrimp and Crits as Skeeter Marsh

Ian from Shrimp and Crits as Chad Simmons

Anna Webster as Zhenya Karankova

Sunny as Shaze Wormwood

Belry from Penance RPG as Jimmy Skinner

Tom from Penance RPG as Sam the Mathematician

Nikolai from Penance RPG as Dimitri the Dice Man

Rowan from Penance RPG as Nana Rye

Dragon from Penance RPG as The Unnamed Rogue

Susie from Penance RPG as Cory Anders

Alex as Steve from Marketing

Brent from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Craig Smith

Lucas from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Face Boy My Perfect Son

Jason from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Richard “Mickey” Prickett

Al Wyvern as Jared Jameston

Keith Evans as Ian Turner

Andrew from The Beholders Eye as Max Woodfellows

Michelle from The Beholders Eye as Sandy Woodfellows

Kari from The Beholders Eye as Karen Woodfellows

Adam from The Beholders Eye as Floyd Woodfellows

Ash from The Beholders Eye as Helda Hass-Woodfellows

Farris from Goblets and Gays as Cecelia Gobletier

Aubrey from Goblets and Gays as Cameron Gobletier

Tick from Goblets and Gays as Piper Gobletier

Kari as Tryn the Graduate

Kailyn as Gnat Lad, Brother of Mothman

Esra as Shanna

Cassie from The Lovelycraftians as Darling

Sade from The Lovelycraftians as Pocky

Samantha from The Lovelycraftians as Egg

RJ from Cosmopunk as Derek the Cleaner

Dan from Cosmopunk as Xeromir the Broom

OMEN Investigations Christmas Theme by Emma Wright

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OMEN Christmas Party (Part I)

Mon, 21 Dec 2020 06:00:00 +0000

It's time for the annual OMEN Christmas Party - a get together for all the agents left on site during the festive period. The bar is open and the buffet is too, so it's time to let your hair (or whatever hair-like equivalent you might have) down and enjoy yourselves!

Fundraising Efforts:

As part of the Christmas Special, we’re going to be doing a fundraiser which starts today. We are proud to be raising money for the Northern Virginia Family Service!

The NVFS help more than 2,200 children and their families in Northern Virginia. They purchase toys and grocery store gift cards for families to use for holiday meals and basic necessities. After this hell of a year, we think it's super important to give some holiday joy to less well off kids.

You can check out the OMEN Fundraiser here, please donate generously and let's make some people's holidays better: https://charity.gofundme.com/o/en/campaign/omen-investigations-podcast

Join the official OMEN Discord here: https://discord.gg/vFRMcXRVHu

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Credits:

Sean Oxspring as the DM

Xalavier Nelson Jr as Agent Cody Action

Sam Silvers as Bethany Millicent & Nadine Winters

Andrea Jorgensen as Santa Claus

Rose Russell as Jacqueline Martell

Sophie as Goldie the Mermaid

Robin McFarland as John Bard

Dea from Dice Out Now Game as Enid Blatherstock

Ryan from Shrimp and Crits as Carl Wilbanks

Catie from Shrimp and Crits as The Zeke Wilson

Cap from Shrimp and Crits as Skeeter Marsh

Ian from Shrimp and Crits as Chad Simmons

Anna Webster as Zhenya Karankova

Sunny as Shaze Wormwood

Belry from Penance RPG as Jimmy Skinner

Tom from Penance RPG as Sam the Mathematician

Nikolai from Penance RPG as Dimitri the Dice Man

Rowan from Penance RPG as Nana Rye

Dragon from Penance RPG as The Unnamed Rogue

Susie from Penance RPG as Cory Anders

Alex as Steve from Marketing

Brent from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Craig Smith

Lucas from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Face Boy My Perfect Son

Jason from Ballad of the Seven Dice as Richard “Mickey” Prickett

Al Wyvern as Jared Jameston

Keith Evans as Ian Turner

Andrew from The Beholders Eye as Max Woodfellows

Michelle from The Beholders Eye as Sandy Woodfellows

Kari from The Beholders Eye as Karen Woodfellows

Adam from The Beholders Eye as Floyd Woodfellows

Ash from The Beholders Eye as Helda Hass-Woodfellows

Farris from Goblets and Gays as Cecelia Gobletier

Aubrey from Goblets and Gays as Cameron Gobletier

Tick from Goblets and Gays as Piper Gobletier

Kari as Tryn the Graduate

Kailyn as Gnat Lad, Brother of Mothman

Esra as Shanna

Cassie from The Lovelycraftians as Darling

Sade from The Lovelycraftians as Pocky

Samantha from The Lovelycraftians as Egg

RJ from Cosmopunk as Derek the Cleaner

Dan from Cosmopunk as Xeromir the Broom

OMEN Investigations Christmas Theme by Emma Wright

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OMEN - Halloween Spooktacular 2020

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 05:00:00 +0000

A year has passed and that means it's time for our Halloween Spooktacular! This year the lovely Andi is DMing a one-shot mission to the snowy tundra of northern Sweden. A decade long magical contract has been violated, and now a troll is on its way to destroy the city of Gävle. Will this team of misfits be able to save the day, or will the troll fulfil its duty to Krampus?

Dungeon Master: Andrea Jörgensen Stuart Walker: Sean Oxspring Christine Winters: Samantha Silvers Cody Action: Nelson Xalavier Junior Minerva Urso: Cassie from The Lovelycraftians O.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes Swedish Folk Song (Till Far): Isaac Schutz Minerva's Solo (Fröken Agnes): Agnes Högberg

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OMEN S1E53 - The Endgame

Fri, 20 Dec 2019 06:00:00 +0000

The Vampire Empress rains down her minions on the innocent people of Egypt - only the combined talents of OMEN and GAMMA could possibly stop her now. It's going to take teamwork to bring down the beast with a billion backs... will our heroes save the day? It's time to see if they can!

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Doctor Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Annabelle St John: Samantha Silvers Byron Brimstone: Gregory Holgate Thad Harington: Joel Ruiz Millard Marlin: Paul Byron Rose Gibsonton: Shannon Strucci Toccata and Fugue in D Minor: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Hitman: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Tabuk: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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OMEN S1E52 - Count On The Genie

Fri, 22 Nov 2019 06:00:00 +0000

Martin, Thad and Millard meet the spirit with the power to fix all their problems, but it won't be without a price. The team better hurry though, because vampires are swarming the city, searching for the Sistrum! Martin makes some poor choices, Millard gets high and Thad does what Van Helsing never could.

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Doctor Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Thad Harington: Joel Ruiz Millard Marlin: Paul Byron Toccata and Fugue in D Minor: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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OMEN S1E51 - Old Friends & New AIs

Fri, 08 Nov 2019 06:00:00 +0000

Annabelle St John and Doctor Smedley liberate the Thaumic Beacons from the Grand Egyptian Museum and then travel across the city to enact their plans. Meanwhile, Koala and Rose arrive at Project Saharan Freedom and attempt to convince the AI there that they are in fact the pilots trained to operate the giant robot inside...

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Annabelle St John: Samantha Silvers Rose Gibsonton: Shannon Strucci Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.

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OMEN - Halloween Spooktacular 2019

Thu, 31 Oct 2019 06:00:00 +0000

A year has passed and that means it's time for our Halloween Spooktacular! This year Sam is DMing a one-shot mission that takes us to the tiny town of San Juan, Arizona. The townsfolk have been complaining that a dangerous invisible creature has taken up refuge in their prized distillery, and only a crack team of OMEN agents can possibly save the day!

Dungeon Master: Samantha Silvers Vladmir Bolokov: Sean Oxspring Klaus Von Winkekatze: Andrea Jörgensen Napoleon Splint: Jimmy Sprinkles O.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes Nile's Blues: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Gymnopedie No. 1: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Harmful or Fatal: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Canon in D Major: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Cool Hard Facts: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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OMEN S1E50 - The Bizarre Bazaar

Fri, 18 Oct 2019 07:00:00 +0100

Martin, Thad and Millard travel to the Magical Black Market and meet the Goblin in charge of the Egyptian Portal. They have to fix the Sistrum of Osiris and only someone with phenomenal cosmic powers has the skills to do it. Unfortunately, the team will have to answer a tricky riddle to meet them...

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Doctor Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Thad Harington: Joel Ruiz Millard Marlin: Paul Byron

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OMEN S1E49 - Side Car Smedley

Fri, 04 Oct 2019 07:00:00 +0100

Annabelle St John and Doctor Robert Smedley hatch a plan to stop the Vampire Empress from getting across the River Nile - but in order to pull it off they're going to need some technological help... luckily there's something in the museum's storage that will do exactly what they need. Smedley gets carsick, Annabelle makes bubbles and the Vampire Empress continues to wreak havoc on the poor denizens of the city.

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Annabelle St John: Samantha Silvers

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OMEN S1E48 - Liberty Flesh Mech

Fri, 20 Sep 2019 06:00:00 +0100

Peyton Steele, Rose Gibsonton and Koala Jackson prepare to defend the remains of the O.M.E.N. base from a swarm of bloodthirsty vampires. They have a small team of loyal agents at hand, armed with the finest weaponry... but they're not going to need it where they are going. Rose fires a man-cannon, Peyton's feline friends come to play and Koala commits unspeakable atrocities with his void crowbar.

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Rose Gibsonton: Shannon Strucci Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Additional SFX: Luke Sharples

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COMMUNICATION 0300CAIRO1

Mon, 09 Sep 2019 22:00:00 +0100

THIS IS A TOP SECRET ALERT TO ALL OMEN AGENTS IN THE CAIRO REGION. ALL AGENTS ABLE TO OPERATE HEAVY ARTILLERY AND CATEGORY FIVE OR HIGHER WEAPONRY, PLEASE REPORT TO THE REMAINS OF THE OMEN BASE.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

PLEASE REFER TO YOUR MANUAL FOR FURTHER DETAILS UNDER ALERT LEVEL SANGUINE FOR MORE DETAILS.

NEW INFORMATION WILL BE RELEASED AS AND WHEN IT IS KNOWN TO HEADQUARTERS.

GOOD LUCK.

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OMEN S1E47 - C**k & F**e Magic

Fri, 06 Sep 2019 07:00:00 +0100

Koala finds himself outside of his comfort zone and outside of his normal universe. The world is different from how he remembers it. Something has gone terribly wrong here and whatever it is has a healthy interest in making Koala stronger... and stranger. Koala takes comfort windmilling in the apocalypse and Sean learns about the carnal desires that trucks feel for one another.

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Two Trucks: Neil Cicierega Additional SFX: Luke Sharples

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OMEN S1E46 - Imperatrix Sanguine

Fri, 30 Aug 2019 07:00:00 +0100

The vampire swarm, laden with vast quantities of the Tears of Set descend upon Egypt and only G.A.M.M.A. Team Delta could possibly make the situation any worse. Thad discovers something troubling deep within himself, Millard makes some very calculated risk assessments and Rose brings things around full circle.

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Rose Gibsonton: Shannon Strucci Thad Harington: Joel Ruiz Millard Marlin: Paul Byron Ibn Al-Noor: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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OMEN S1E45 - Jarl Conehead

Fri, 23 Aug 2019 07:00:00 +0100

G.A.M.M.A. Team Delta attempt to sneak into the O.M.E.N. base that has been set up just outside of the city. It looks like they're preparing for something big to happen, it would be a real shame if something were to mess things up. Rose gathers some data, Millard uses the fire-hose and Thad builds up a hatred for those filthy Squarehead invaders.

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Rose Gibsonton: Shannon Strucci Thad Harington: Joel Ruiz Millard Marlin: Paul Byron BBC Reporter: Robin McFarland

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OMEN Extras - Talk & Speak (1993 Radio Recording)

Fri, 16 Aug 2019 07:00:00 +0100

The year is 1993 and Derek Speakins and Reginald Talkington are fresh out of university and running an exciting new radio show that is the hit of the UK Midlands. Unfortunately, this is the final episode of Talk & Speak as Derek is moving back to America with his wife Meredith... much to Reginald's chagrin.

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OMEN S1E44 - He's Got The Look

Fri, 09 Aug 2019 07:00:00 +0100

A fight breaks out deep under the sands of Egypt between an ancient alien mummy and three supposedly well-trained G.A.M.M.A. Agents - the alien should have them all over a barrel... but it looks like the barrel has other plans! Rose blasts some brains, Millard dehydrates and Thad becomes a new man, both literally and figuratively.

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Rose Gibsonton: Shannon Strucci Thad Harington: Joel Ruiz Millard Marlin: Paul Byron

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OMEN S1E43 - The Mummy Returns

Fri, 02 Aug 2019 07:00:00 +0100

G.A.M.M.A. Team Delta are on a mission to find the Sistrum of Osiris, stolen from the Grand Egyptian Museum. They've been hot on the trail for several weeks now and several of their tour guides have mysteriously died, but its finally time for them to get their prize!

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Rose Gibsonton: Shannon Strucci Thad Harington: Joel Ruiz Millard Marlin: Paul Byron Ibn Al-Noor: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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OMEN S1E42 - Cairo A Go-Go

Fri, 26 Jul 2019 07:00:00 +0100

Annabelle, Smedley, Martin and Greg take some time to get their bearings after a rather stressful couple of days in Louisiana. The Banshee pursues the Vampire Queen and her brood back to a familiar place, where things are about to get very bad, very quickly. This episode of O.M.E.N. definitely goes out on a bang!

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Annabelle St John: Samantha Silvers O.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E41 - Goodbye Fantôme

Fri, 19 Jul 2019 07:00:00 +0100

The team take on Joel Lafayette as he tries to escape on the Banshee. Little do they know that the plumbing problems affecting the overground are also trickling down to those dwelling below. It's time to say goodbye to tiny town of Fantome in this episode of O.M.E.N. Investigations! Martin gets horny, Annabelle learns to fly and Koala kills a lot of people.

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Annabelle St John: Samantha Silvers O.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E40 - Legally Conned

Fri, 12 Jul 2019 07:00:00 +0100

The trial of Doctor Robert Smedley begins, with a somewhat biased judge at the helm.  It's a kangaroo court and a koala is the lawyer for the defense! Martin frames himself, Annabelle tells the truth and Koala cashes in his potato chips. Things are about to escalate very quickly, the pressure is building in this episode of O.M.E.N. Investigations!

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Annabelle St John: Samantha Silvers O.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes Long note One: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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OMEN S1E39 - Clown Union Scabs

Fri, 05 Jul 2019 07:00:00 +0100

The team ride The Gator out of the Vampire Hive and meet a few old frenemies along the way. Martin writes some contracts, Annabelle calls in on a favor and Koala's recent actions finally catch up with him. Make sure to read the small print in this episode of the O.M.E.N. podcast!

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Annabelle St John: Samantha Silvers O.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes Long note One: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License

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OMEN S1E38 - Ranch Is Ruined

Fri, 28 Jun 2019 07:00:00 +0100

The team have bitten off more than they can chew inside the vampire hive and decide to take a short cut back to the surface. Koala uses his umbrella, Annabelle learns to hate ranch dressing and Martin rides at the front of the back. With the vampire queen now hot on their trail, it sure is going to be a roller coaster of an episode!

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Annabelle St John: Samantha Silvers O.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E37 - Lucas Squelches

Fri, 21 Jun 2019 07:00:00 +0100

Beneath the town of Fantome are a maze-like network of drainage tunnels and poorly maintained sewers. The team decide to implement Koala's plan to sabotage the town's water system but end up finding more than they bargained for down below the surface. Annabelle speaks in riddles, Martin gives away his house, Koala headbutts some pipes and Lucas squelches.

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversLucas Brimstone-Squelch: Adal RifaiO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E36 - Nature's To-Go Cup

Fri, 14 Jun 2019 07:00:00 +0100

The team begin to process the information they've just been given and end up committing murder in the confusion. Luckily for them, Ethel has managed to get them some back up in the form of Doctor Brimstone's newly-graduated nephew, Lucas, performed by Adal Rifai from Hello From The Magic Tavern!

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha Silvers Lucas Brimstone-Squelch: Adal RifaiO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E35 - Picture The Power

Fri, 07 Jun 2019 07:00:00 +0100

Night falls on the town of Fantome and the team decide to break into the long-abandoned museum. Martin shows off his newly gained gifts, Koala finds an important painting and Annabelle glows.

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E34 - Ishur Imoni

Fri, 31 May 2019 07:00:00 +0100

The tree of Doctor Martin's extra-curricular demon summoning finally bears somewhat unexpected fruit. Martin meets the creature now making a home inside his head and learns what it might mean for him in the days to come. Hell is about to break loose in this episode of O.M.E.N. Investigations!

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringDr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes Spacial Harvest: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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OMEN S1E33 - The Plants Are Pants

Fri, 24 May 2019 07:00:00 +0100

The team decide to visit the Layfayette Manor, but end up running into some of the very funky flora. Koala plays with fire, Martin produces a plethora of pants and Annabelle is lost for words.

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E32 - Lawyering Up

Fri, 17 May 2019 07:00:00 +0100

Doctor Robert Smedley is arrested for witchcraft and the team have two days to figure out how to save him from a gruesome end. Koala remembers an important skill from his past. Martin sees something strange. Annabelle breaks into the jail, but doesn't break anyone out.

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex EskesOctoblues: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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OMEN S1E31 - Meeting Mister Ribs

Fri, 10 May 2019 07:00:00 +0100

Koala, Annabelle and Martin find themselves trapped in the graveyard by a powerful undead entity contractually bound by G.A.M.M.A. to kill them. Koala breaks a finger, Martin makes small-talk and Annabelle does a death god's dirty work.

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E30 - Southern Sign Language

Fri, 03 May 2019 07:00:00 +0100

After a hard-fought battle against Gumbo's possessed robot clowns, the team regroup and decide what they should do next. They come across an impenetrable magical barrier in the middle of the theme park. Martin finds some morphine, Annabelle uses Southern Sign Language and Koala makes a potentially deadly mistake.

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes Black Vortex: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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OMEN S1E29 - Attack Of The Clowns

Fri, 26 Apr 2019 07:00:00 +0100

Gumboland lies dormant on the southside of Fantome. It is a decaying monument to a more prosperous time in the town's history. The team find themselves face-to-painted-face with the soul who remains trapped there after all this time...

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes Waltz of the Carnies: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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OMEN S1E28 - You've Been Framed

Fri, 19 Apr 2019 07:00:00 +0100

The team spend their first night in Fantome and the DM explains the unique ruleset that will be at play whilst they stay in the town. Martin discovers a body, Annabelle draws a lot of attention and Koala makes a rousing speech in front of the townsfolk.

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E27 - The Glorious Gory Hole

Fri, 12 Apr 2019 07:00:00 +0100

The team touch down in Fantome, Louisiana, and choose a new home as their base of operations. Annabelle tries to remember who Peyton Steele looks like, Koala makes a hole and Martin makes it worse.

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E26 - It's Cheap Real Estate!

Fri, 05 Apr 2019 07:00:00 +0100

The team are back to hunting vampires and their journey takes them to the city of New Orleans. Martin buys some cheap real estate, Koala wears a toga, Annabelle insults God and EVERYONE messes with the DM.

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN - Hypnospace Special Pt. 3

Fri, 29 Mar 2019 06:00:00 +0000

Join the O.M.E.N. IT Crew in the grand finale of their 90s cyberspace adventure! The team venture forth on their quest to find out what is happening at the mysterious floating cube. Zach meets an old friend from the forums, Archibald finds love in the form of a character created solely to sell dairy products and poor Mandy continues to breathe rapidly into a paper bag.

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringArchibald Gubbins: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Zack Parker: Jay TholenMandy Crawford: Pip HoskinsAll Music: Hypnospace Outlaw Soundtrack

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OMEN - Hypnospace Special Pt. 2

Fri, 22 Mar 2019 06:00:00 +0000

The O.M.E.N. IT Crew enter the magical realm of Fantazyland in search of whatever is keeping people trapped there. They do what all good first-time adventurers do: burn down the tavern and kill the quest-giving NPC.

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringArchibald Gubbins: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Zack Parker: Jay TholenMandy Crawford: Pip HoskinsAll Music: Hypnospace Outlaw Soundtrack

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OMEN - Hypnospace Special Pt. 1

Fri, 15 Mar 2019 06:00:00 +0000

We're taking a nostalgia trip back to the late 90s in this wonderful crossover between Hypnospace Outlaw and O.M.E.N. Investigations! A mysterious error is stopping people from leaving the sleeptime computing platform known as Cyberworldz and only the O.M.E.N. IT Crew can fix it! 

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringArchibald Gubbins: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Zack Parker: Jay TholenMandy Crawford: Pip HoskinsAll Music: Hypnospace Outlaw Soundtrack

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OMEN Extras - Reginald Talkington

Fri, 08 Mar 2019 06:00:00 +0000

Nelson enlists the help of Reginald J. Talkington, world-renowned British voice coach and orator, in order to help him learn how to speak in an accent more befitting his character this weekend. Will Nelson learn to make love to the Queen's English? Or will he fail to keep a stiff upper lip? 

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OMEN S1E25 - Remember To Forget

Fri, 01 Mar 2019 06:00:00 +0000

Deep inside a G.A.M.M.A. laboratory on a remote tropical island, a machine starts to work exactly as intended. Synapses long dormant crackle to life and neurons reconnect. Koala Jackson is about to learn that some things are best left forgotten.

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.O.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes Australian Voices: Gregory Holgate Porch Blues: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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OMEN S1E24 - Compound Cupcakes

Fri, 22 Feb 2019 06:00:00 +0000

Koala reunites with his beloved Ethel and the two of them explore the G.A.M.M.A. compound looking for more people to hunt. The two of them meet a terrified scientist and discover a piece of technology that might have major ramifications for Koala's wellbeing...

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.O.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E23 - Koala Goes Commando

Fri, 15 Feb 2019 06:00:00 +0000

There's an old Australian saying, "Never corner an angry Koala" - very sage advice for most people. Unfortunately, the G.A.M.M.A. strike team chasing after Koala Jackson don't know that saying, and they're about to find out that when Koala Jackson goes Commando, no one is safe.

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.O.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E22 - The Italian Bug

Fri, 08 Feb 2019 06:00:00 +0000

Koala Jackson goes on his first date with Ethel. The wine is pretty good, but there's something not quite right with the lasagne. Things are about to get pretty freaky for Koala... and not in a good way. 

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.O.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E21 - Koala's Flaming Finger

Fri, 01 Feb 2019 06:00:00 +0000

Koala Jackson wakes up after being left in a medically induced coma over Christmas. He discovers some newfound digit-based augmentations and then uses them on a poor, unsuspecting Demonologist. Will the fire in his fingertips be able to light the flames of passion when he talks to Ethel?

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.O.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN Extras - Derrick Speakins Returns

Mon, 28 Jan 2019 09:00:00 +0000

Famous American voice coach Derrick Speakins is having a really tough time after hearing Sean attempt to use his American accent on a mission set in America.

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OMEN S1E20 - The Healing Touch

Fri, 25 Jan 2019 06:00:00 +0000

Annabelle St John presses the muster beacon, luring the creature directly to the Happy Pines Old Folks Home. Mr. Steele isn't very happy about the situation and Annabelle's dad finds himself on the receiving end of a very angry cryptid. Will Annabelle be able to save the day? 

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex EskesSirenhead Cryptid: Trevor Henderson

Our portrayal of Sirenhead may differ from the original design to tie it into the O.M.E.N. universe. We thank Trevor for letting us have some fun with it! 

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OMEN S1E19 - The Pit & The American

Fri, 18 Jan 2019 06:00:00 +0000

The Sirenhead takes Annabelle through the forest to its lair. Will she be able to find her dad? Will he be okay? Will the Mayor of Flavourtown make things worse? Let's find out, in this episode of O.M.E.N. Investigations

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E18 - The Siren In The Trees

Fri, 11 Jan 2019 06:00:00 +0000

Annabelle's dad takes her to his secret "War Room" to show her the strange signals he's been tracking in the local area. Is he being paranoid, or are they the work of the communists? I'm sure they'll find out when they look deep into the forests...

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes Sirenhead Cryptid: Trevor Henderson

Our portrayal of Sirenhead may differ from the original design to tie it into the O.M.E.N. universe. We thank Trevor for letting us have some fun with it!

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OMEN S1E17 - Happy Pines Old Folks Home

Fri, 04 Jan 2019 06:00:00 +0000

Annabelle St John spends her Christmas holiday travelling to see her father in the Happy Pines Old Folks Home for Old People. She takes part in a shooting competition and investigates some very suspicious-looking roadkill.

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E16 - Deep Trouble in Deep Storage

Fri, 28 Dec 2018 06:00:00 +0000

Doctor Bengtsson needs to find horse hair at 3am in the morning in the middle of a (reasonably) secure secret facility. It's time to sneak down to Deep Storage to see whats hidden inside... There's deep trouble in deep storage and a whole tankful of deep water in this extra-long episode of O.M.E.N.

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringDr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E15 - Bad Boy Bengtsson

Fri, 21 Dec 2018 06:00:00 +0000

Martin is determined to prove Issac wrong and gain some magical powers of his own. The Ritual of Binding calls to him with the promise of forbidden knowledge. Can Martin successfully summon a demon? He's going to need to prepare for the unexpected if he wants to dabble in devilry!

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringDr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E14 - The Unseen Universe

Fri, 14 Dec 2018 06:00:00 +0000

Issac takes Martin on a ride through the hidden planes of existence that make up the universe in hopes of dissuading him from pursuing a potentially fatal career in demonology. Prepare for a massive lore dump in this very special episode of the O.M.E.N. podcast!

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringDr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes Spacial Harvest: Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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OMEN S1E13 - Martin meets Issac

Fri, 07 Dec 2018 06:00:00 +0000

Dr Martin Bengtsson levels up and then goes snooping in the O.M.E.N. library for some extra information about taming demons. He meets a man named Issac, the head of Occult Research, who is about to show him more information than he could possibly imagine...

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringDr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E12 - Eiffel Tower Takedown

Fri, 30 Nov 2018 07:00:00 +0000

The team chase the vampire patriarch through the streets of Paris and end up at the Eiffel Tower! There's going to be some thrills and spills in this episode of O.M.E.N. as the team take advantage of their temporary time-travel related invulnerability!

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Annabelle St John: Samantha Silvers Guest Redshirt: Kate Gray as Lavinia Trebonius O.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes Surf Shimmy Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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OMEN S1E11 - Lavinia Faces Surgery

Fri, 23 Nov 2018 06:00:00 +0000

The team delve deep into the vampire hive and find the inner sanctum. Will they survive a direct confrontation with a vampire patriarch? Will Herb do something ridiculous? I wouldn't "count" things going as planned!

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversGuest Redshirt: Kate Gray as Lavinia TreboniusO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E10 - Dread Head Redemption

Fri, 16 Nov 2018 06:00:00 +0000

The team head deeper into the caves and find an ancient vampire hive far below the city of Paris. Koala has a very bad trip, Lavinia observes some ichor, Annabelle shoots some horrific abominations and Martin builds a makeshift raft.

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversGuest Redshirt: Kate Gray as Lavinia TreboniusO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E9 - Into The Catacombs

Fri, 09 Nov 2018 06:00:00 +0000

The team explore the Paris Catacombs on the hunt for the wounded Vampire Patriarch. Lavinia regails the team with her knowledge of "fungology" whilst Herb gets high with the aid of some glowing mushrooms.

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversGuest Redshirt: Kate Gray as Lavinia TreboniusO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN - Halloween Spooktacular Pt.2

Wed, 31 Oct 2018 06:00:00 +0000

It's the second part (and finale) of our Halloween Spooktacular! Koala remembers something dangerous, Martin sees some lights in the cages and Annabelle splats some rather aggressive pumpkins!

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversO.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN - Halloween Spooktacular Pt.1

Wed, 31 Oct 2018 05:00:00 +0000

It's the first episode of our Halloween Spooktacular! The team are visiting a pumpkin farm in this one-shot mission. Annabelle reminisces about her childhood, Martin gets some fancy new goggles and Koala eats pumpkin flesh from a dead man's throat.

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Annabelle St John: Samantha Silvers O.M.E.N. Theme: Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E8 - Gargoyle of Notre Dame

Fri, 26 Oct 2018 08:00:00 +0100

The team are hot on the trail of Bob Safar and track him to Notre Dame. Something else is waiting for them there, something very dangerous, and it's not very happy to see Koala Jackson - no wait -  Vole... or is it.. Herb?

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversGuest Redshirt: Kate Gray as Lavinia Trebonius

O.M.E.N. Theme Alex Eskes Parisian Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

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OMEN S1E7- The Fault In Our Starbucks

Fri, 19 Oct 2018 07:00:00 +0100

The team arrive at Paris Gare Du Nord, ready to track down Yasmine's brother, but end up getting distracted by a nearby coffee shop... it is pumpkin spice season, afterall.

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversGuest Redshirt: Kate Gray as Lavinia Trebonius

O.M.E.N. Theme Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E6 - Gizmos and Gadgets

Fri, 12 Oct 2018 07:00:00 +0100

The team get kitted out with some of the lower-level gadgets that O.M.E.N. has at it's disposal and learn a little more about how to read books. Will Vole's new name change be the start of a new, better life... or will he just mess up like usual?

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversGuest Redshirt: Kate Gray as Lavinia Trebonius

Dr Smedley's Theme Will Bryce O.M.E.N. Theme Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E5 - Ethel and Smedley

Fri, 05 Oct 2018 07:00:00 +0100

The team are summoned to the O.M.E.N. headquarters in London for their next mission. Vole finds a potential new mate, and the group meet what appears to be a talking piece of calamari.

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversGuest Redshirt: Kate Gray as Lavinia Trebonius

Doctor Smedley's Theme Will Bryce O.M.E.N. Theme Alex Eskes

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OMEN Extras - Derrick Speakins

Thu, 04 Oct 2018 22:15:00 +0100

Famous American voice coach Derrick Speakins teaches Sean how to talk like an American before he starts GMing missions set in America. 

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OMEN S1E4 - Busted, Battered, Broken

Tue, 25 Sep 2018 09:00:00 +0100

The team confront Amir about his dodgy dealings, only to find that the plot thickens like a red magical liquid found within an enormous black sarcophagus. I have a very bad feeling about what might happen in this episode of the O.M.E.N. podcast!

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversGuest Redshirt: Dan Pearce as Edmund Black

O.M.E.N. Theme Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E3 - Face Off In The Nile

Tue, 18 Sep 2018 09:00:00 +0100

Alligators? In the Nile? It's more common than you'd think! Will the team be able to save the day? Or, will they just make things worse somehow...? Why is Vole Michigan looking so strangely at people's faces?

Dungeon Master: Sean OxspringKoala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr.Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea JörgensenAnnabelle St John: Samantha SilversGuest Redshirt: Dan Pearce as Edmund Black

O.M.E.N. Theme Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E2 - A Confluence Of Spheres

Sun, 09 Sep 2018 08:00:00 +0100

The team come face to face with the liquid in the coffin and Koala comes face to face with some bulletproof glass. It's all going well for Edmund at the blackjack tables in this episode of O.M.E.N. - but will this fun time end with a terrible splash?

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Annabelle St John: Samantha Silvers Guest Redshirt: Dan Pearce as Edmund Black

O.M.E.N. Theme Alex Eskes

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OMEN S1E1 - Mummy Kombucha

Sat, 01 Sep 2018 08:00:00 +0100

In this, the very first episode of O.M.E.N. we meet our very odd set of field agents. The team set off for Egypt, where a very strange discovery has been made buried deep within a large black sarcophagus.

It should be an easy mission, but I'm sure something will go wrong!

Dungeon Master: Sean Oxspring Koala Jackson: Xalavier Nelson Jr. Dr. Martin Bengtsson: Andrea Jörgensen Annabelle St John: Samantha Silvers Guest Redshirt: Dan Pearce as Edmund Black

O.M.E.N. Theme Alex Eskes

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