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Natural Ones


114 episodes


Synopsis:

An unbalanced D&D campaign following a group of alternative "heroes" on their adventures through an original world. This is a relatively unedited play-through podcast that is presented bi-weekly.


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Episodes:

Episode 93: Bras and Trunks

Tue, 25 Feb 2025 13:22:13 GMT

The boys are heading into a ill-advised battle with Faroult in the city of Lonlillian. Have fun stormin' the castle!

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Episode 92: All Along the Watchtower

Sun, 09 Feb 2025 17:53:38 GMT

The group is at a calm point and looking for what they can accomplish before being thrust into Hell. A quick visit Nostrus and an information download from multiple peopel gives them new purpose. Follow the heroes to their final fight.

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Episode 91: With Great Power Comes...Great Sacrifice

Tue, 17 Dec 2024 12:54:54 GMT

Standing in front of the weapon, the crew needs to find a way to start up and operate it. More questions than answers are provided during this mysterious episode.

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Episode 90: We Have a New Sponsor

Tue, 03 Dec 2024 13:11:33 GMT

In the fight of their lives with the Imp, the men are challenged by another threat while competing for the ultimate weapon.

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Episode 89: We Must Get There Before...Oh Look, Doggies

Mon, 25 Nov 2024 13:28:09 GMT

Inside the strangely futuristic machine base, the crew hurries their way toward the ultimate weapon to stop Abaxxus from crossing over.

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Episode 88: Tacos, Lance, and Legendary Szota

Wed, 23 Oct 2024 12:06:09 GMT

Still on the hunt for the ultimate weapon, our heroes are tested by a new foe.

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Episode 87: The Red Bull Gives You Wings

Tue, 08 Oct 2024 12:01:32 GMT

After the fight, our "heroes" begin the chase to get to the ultimate weapon first.

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Episode 86: This Battle Will Drag...on

Tue, 08 Oct 2024 11:59:11 GMT

The boys have found themselves once again fighting the like of Arteir and his cronies.

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Episode 85: Stealth or not to Stealth

Thu, 30 May 2024 12:49:55 GMT

The crew has landed and begun making their way toward the remnants of the destroyed city. What trouble will they get themselves into before the big fight?

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Episode 84: Kook inze Mooth

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 12:27:15 GMT

Nearing their time to go back into the firey furnace, the gang makes a last-ditch effort to find the viles of Abaxxus's blood on the other side of the continent.

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Episode 83: Oh Nuts!

Wed, 13 Mar 2024 16:49:46 GMT

This special episode is brought to you by nature. If you mess with nature, nature will mess with you. Be careful and be vigilant.

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Episode 82: Jeepers Creepers

Tue, 27 Feb 2024 14:17:08 GMT

The group has been jumped in the night, find out what happens and who survives.

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Episode 81: He is the Very Model...

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 13:14:16 GMT

The summit continues to decide who will be joining the Ones in closing the portal in Kol Diabolis. Bridax gets a new outfit, gets drunk, and saves the day.

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Episode 80: Deez Nutz

Fri, 09 Feb 2024 15:05:37 GMT

The men are finally finished with the games and teleport themselves to Ensor in time for some shenanigans and the meeting of the leaders of various armies. This may be the beginning of the end for Abaxxis.

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Episode 79: The Shadow Knows

Fri, 15 Dec 2023 13:36:59 GMT

Still stuck in the game, the remaining Natural 1s try to extinguish a dragon, a hag, and something in the pool below the pedestal.

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Episode 78: The Slimy Chute or the Lub Tube

Tue, 07 Nov 2023 13:36:25 GMT

Still playing games are we? The boys are still working on winning the games set out by Turnap-Klar. Round 3, coming your way!

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Episode 77: Mind Sweeper

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 16:47:01 GMT

The boys have been through a lot with the tournament of the Silver Tap, but they have earned what they came here for...a meeting with Turnep Clar. But, of course, the meeting is not all that it appears when everyone involved has to play a game to get what they want.

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Episode 76: Five Gold on Bridax...Again

Tue, 10 Oct 2023 16:29:06 GMT

The boys get to Cliffbreaker and find a couple of distractions before attempting to find their wizard friend. Shenanigans ensue in this episode of the Natural Ones.

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Episode 75: Bad Blood?

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 14:33:06 GMT

The men are on the hunt for the missing viles of Abaxxus's blood. They have found two so far and need to find any others to prevent his crossing over to any other realms.

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Episode 74*: Enscorcelled Alluvium

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 16:34:57 GMT

*AUDIO FIXED* Back to their world, the party has two weeks to raise an army large enough to prevent Abaxxus from crossing over. Their minotaur army is still preparing as they decide what is most important in this short window of opportunity.

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Episode 73: Five Minute Friend

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 14:00:55 GMT

The group is headed toward the third and final tower with an old friend and a new friend. The ending of this episode has a twist that even the players did not see coming.

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Episode 72: The Grate Escape

Wed, 02 Aug 2023 13:33:49 GMT

The crew has the vile of blood but at a cost, Rolthor has perished and been possessed. The heroes need to hightail it out of the city of Hateport and get back to the mission. How many more lives may be lost before closing the gate?

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Episode 71: Beat the Meat

Wed, 07 Jun 2023 15:07:34 GMT

The great meat monster is coming alive now that our heroes have turned off the river of gloom. How are they going to get into the monster and get the vile of blood to stop Abaxxus?

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Episode 70: Lubing up the (C)anal

Mon, 05 Jun 2023 03:00:08 GMT

Trucking their way through the Hellscape plane, our heroes make their way to Hellport to find the vile of blood that will hopefully prevent Abaxxus from taking over their world.

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Episode 69: Ensorcelled

Tue, 09 May 2023 02:23:48 GMT

In last episode we left them at the tower, but the men are ready to get back on the river when they are sidetracked for a puzzling task.

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Episode 68: Bridge Over Troubled Waters

Wed, 19 Apr 2023 18:29:30 GMT

The crew is at the top of the tower, they have retrieved the feather and are ready to return to the boat. Unbeknownst to them, Rothar is entertaining a four-armed troll while his family of trolls is making their way through the tower to our heroes at the top. How will the team get out of this one? Probably with quick thinking and a daring plan that will succeed on the first try.

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Episode 67: The Space Between

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 13:43:41 GMT

The guys have retrieved the eggs and made a new deal, but where is Rothar. On his own again, Rothar has a vision that may affect the coming storm. Oh, and the guys get into a little scuffle on their way down the river. 

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Episode 66: Egg Men

Wed, 22 Feb 2023 22:43:12 GMT

After Meep made a deal with a devil, the team continues their quest of finding eggs hidden somewhere in the caverns near the first tower. Will they get the eggs or will Meep owe the devil his life?

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Episode 65: Sittin' By the Dock of the Bay

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 14:05:10 GMT

After a tumultuous float down the river, the boys landed at the first watchtower. In this episode, the GM salivates as the party splits up to cover different tasks in the devil city. 

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Episode 64: Don't Pay the Ferryman

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 14:42:14 GMT

The guys finally get aboard the ferry and start to travel down the river. You know that bridges are the worst, right? Well, we prove that again and the guys don't even get onto the bridge.

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Episode 63: The Renegades Sail Away with Mr. Roboto

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 23:47:48 GMT

After finally "escaping" the tower of Pyranthus, the Nats embark on the next leg of their journey. They travel to a new plane of existence and meet a new comrade.

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Episode 62: Father Knows Best

Tue, 13 Dec 2022 15:17:55 GMT

The gang is still climbing the tower of Pyranthis. Many difficulties present themselves on the way to the top to discover the keeper of the tower in this trippy episode.

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Episode 61: Don't Be Trippin'

Tue, 22 Nov 2022 03:39:06 GMT

Still in the tower of Pyranthis, the Natural Ones attempt to battle their way through the illusionary rooms. Each hero fights through the challenges in a variety of ways while Kronthud sees the truth and does nothing but heal people while not knowing what is going on. Crazy ensues.

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Episode 60: There be monsters...

Tue, 08 Nov 2022 03:58:54 GMT

The gang has completed one goal but has a bigger problem to work on, closing the gates of Abaxxus that are open. They have decided to take Szota's advice and travel to Rohira to see the wizard, Pyranthis, and see if he can lend a hand to close these gates and save what is left of this world.

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Character Creation: Paladins

Tue, 27 Sep 2022 12:18:50 GMT

We take a break from our regular story and three of us make characters because isn't that the best part of this game? This is our first side podcast illustrating the fun and creativity of character creation. We roll up three paladins and create backstories for each. 

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Episode 58: Rock of Ages

Tue, 13 Sep 2022 16:36:32 GMT

The fight continues for the realm. Kronthud battles for his life against Rolthor and Farolt. The gang joins in when some unexpected warriors come to their aid. 

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Episode 57: Fight for the Blight Part 2

Fri, 02 Sep 2022 12:18:44 GMT

The team has to finish what they have started and attempt to find and destroy Farolt. A long-held secret is revealed when the team is split up and we find an old friend.

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Episode 56: Battle of the Blight

Tue, 16 Aug 2022 13:03:16 GMT

After a three-week exploration by many of the Natural Ones, the group comes back together with news from worldwide. They are summoned to the pyramid just as the city is attacked by unknown forces, GIANT forces. 

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Episode 55: Rolthar gets Boned

Tue, 07 Jun 2022 01:53:54 GMT

In a short episode before the summer break, the guys deal with the aftermath of the civil war, missing limbs, and a feeble-minded Britax. 

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Episode 54: Pulling Your Own Stump

Tue, 24 May 2022 02:37:18 GMT

The group is fighting among themselves. Will they succeed in getting the armbands off of them? 

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Episode 53: A Celebration of Life

Thu, 28 Apr 2022 11:58:06 GMT

The Natural Ones lost of their members to cancer between sessions. This is their version of a wake for their longtime friend and compatriot, Matt Lackner. Awthem to the end.

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Episode 52: Can't Stop the Feeling

Tue, 29 Mar 2022 12:29:20 GMT

Are the guys ever getting out of the castle? Will they get clamped with the bracelets? I know the answers, but you have to listen to this episode to find out. 

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Episode 51: Bad Medicine

Wed, 16 Mar 2022 18:29:36 GMT

The group has a big decision to make, join the forces of Abaxxus or fight against them and find a way out of the castle. Meep returns and has a lot to say during the "negotiations". 

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Episode 50: Backstabber

Tue, 01 Mar 2022 04:21:37 GMT

What happens when this group is presented with a new offer that might be stronger than the old one? The men discuss their possible new fate against the one that they had laid out for themselves. 

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Episode 49: Double Dragon

Sun, 27 Feb 2022 20:12:40 GMT

The guys start a new journey toward gaining the trust and hopefully an alliance with the frost giants of the north. They follow a trail through the Streets of Rage and hopefully find some Bad Dudes and some treasure, possibly a Golden Axe or 2. 

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Episode 48: Clean it Up, We Want the Company Impressed

Tue, 18 Jan 2022 19:19:45 GMT

A short session with the crew. They are cleaning up after the battle with the Elder Brain and some lore is dropped on Rothor and Awthem. 

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Episode 47: Tanks for the Ham Jelly!

Tue, 14 Dec 2021 19:06:04 GMT

The crew is in the middle of a fight for their lives against the Elder Brain. With the stunning effect of the psychic blast, half of our team is out of commission. Will Meep save the day? Will Dobermil come to the rescue? You will have to listen to find out.

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Episode 46: Rage Against the Machine

Mon, 13 Dec 2021 04:02:09 GMT

Our heroes join the fray and begin the attack on the elder brain's army. Can 6 people take on and defeat an entire army? Only time will tell. 

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Episode 45: Don't Fear the Meep

Tue, 23 Nov 2021 14:27:57 GMT

The battle continues. Can the group release Lucious from his mind control in time to save their own lives? The army of the Elder Brain is making its way through the caverns, will they have time to prepare for the battle yet to come?

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Episode 44: Hit the Wet Spot

Tue, 12 Oct 2021 13:31:04 GMT

We move over the other group as they make their way deep into the Underdark to battle the undead army making its way to AufTrag. 

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Episode 43: Roc of Ages

Thu, 30 Sep 2021 13:09:28 GMT

The group has engaged with the dragon and fight for their lives. 

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Episode 42: Coming Out of the Shaft or "The answer to life, the universe, and everything"

Tue, 14 Sep 2021 13:12:07 GMT

Our heroes have split into two factions while joining forces with the crew of the Mad Bovine. This episode follows the group going after Nexor Deepwater. 

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Episode 41: Bulls*it

Tue, 24 Aug 2021 02:36:40 GMT

The group sits down with the crew in this return episode. Bridax has some revelations both mentally and physically with his long-lost love commanding an armada with Dobermill by her side. 

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Episode 40: Going Down on the Shaft

Tue, 22 Jun 2021 20:31:10 GMT

The guys had just jumped down into the shaft on their way to the Underdark. Hopefully they will all survive as they plummet the 5 miles straight down into the darkness. 

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Episode 39: Down the Shaft

Tue, 08 Jun 2021 17:19:58 GMT

Traveling through the under areas of Auftrag, our heroes meet with Szota, Farolt's right hand. She attempts to gain their trust to assist them with their next task of stopping the elder brain. Making their way to the shaft turns out to not be as easy as they had hoped as Nexor Deepwater and his forces are standing guard.

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Episode 38: Croaker gets some Wood

Tue, 25 May 2021 16:11:48 GMT

The boys are trying to make their way into Auftrag. What will happen next and who will they meet along the way this time?

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Episode 37: You Gotta Know When to Fold 'em

Wed, 12 May 2021 01:43:55 GMT

Our group makes their way back to the Blight to count their winnings and to identify them. Meanwhile, Kronthud has other thoughts about his role in the future of the city and the religion. 

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Episode 36: Wanted, Dead or a Meep

Tue, 27 Apr 2021 14:35:00 GMT

The gang gets back together at the Hairy Eyeball and is promptly attacked by strange winged monsters who seem bent on destroying half of Toth. Who or what are they after and will the guys stand to fight or slink into the back streets to make their escape? I would bet that our faithful listeners could guess which would happen. 

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Episode 35: The Roof is on Fire, Let the.....

Tue, 13 Apr 2021 18:13:52 GMT

We continue the heist in the vault with the majority of our party and see what happens to Rolthar with his new "friends" at the tavern. Based on the title, I wonder if Rolthar gets into a bit of a scuffle. Our faithful listeners will not be surprised by what happens in both the vault and the tavern. Good luck, heroes.

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Episode 34: Get back to the TOTH

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 00:25:09 GMT

Our heroes are headed back to Toth in order to get some potions that will help protect Bridax from being taken over mentally in the battle to come under Auf Trag. 

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Episode 33: Pillow Talk

Tue, 16 Mar 2021 12:08:19 GMT

After being whisked away through a teleportation spell, the guys land in the Adamantine Isles. The men get to meet some of Bridax's "friends" and finally make their way back to the Blight. 

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Episode 32: Come Sail Away

Tue, 16 Feb 2021 21:16:50 GMT

The boys are looking for a weapon that will "fix" the blight. We meet an old enemy while the magic is still not working properly. 

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Episode 31: Ride the Lightning

Thu, 04 Feb 2021 19:18:05 GMT

In this intense episode, the gang is reunited under the streets of Auftrag, they meet a dragon and fight a unique monster as they traverse the random caverns of magic. 

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Episode 30: Goin' Back to Auftrag

Thu, 21 Jan 2021 03:17:39 GMT

Man, I don't think so. Some of the boys are going back to where it all began. They are doing some recon and looking for any possible ways to stop the coming army from the Underdark. 

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Episode 29: Back Home Again in The Blight

Wed, 06 Jan 2021 13:12:10 GMT

The battle is over and, as it seems, the war is just beginning. Kronthud has some things to think about after killing his father and finally destroying the unnatural beast that set Kronthud in this path in the first place. The boys hear some news and decide to head back to the lair under the blight for some study and a short respite.

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Episode 28: Another Brick in the Wall

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 18:05:46 GMT

The culmination of one of our heroes' journeys is coming to an end, hopefully. Rantalph and his zombie horde army are preparing in the Underdark city of Sarthia and our heroes have come to stop them. Kronthud has a personal vendetta against Rantalph. Kronthud was forced to kill his own father, after Rantalph brought him back from the dead as the unholy abomination that had originally killed Kronthud and his mother.

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Episode 27: Daddy Issues

Tue, 08 Dec 2020 17:57:36 GMT

Kronthud's father busted out of the ground on the back of a demonic-looking dragon at the end of the last episode. Our team stands on the precipice of a great battle, but will they survive to see it?

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Episode 26: A Bridge Too Far

Mon, 30 Nov 2020 19:25:38 GMT

Our glorious Dungeon Master has set the most dastardly obstacle in front of our heroes....a bridge! What will happen when the zombies catch up to our group? Will some get across the bridge and leave the rest behind? We will split the party up? Listen and find out for yourself. 

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Episode 25: No Rest for the Wicked

Fri, 20 Nov 2020 17:50:12 GMT

The guys are getting close to the city of Sarthea, but there are complications before getting there. 

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Episode 24: Rolthor Eats the Worm

Sat, 10 Oct 2020 21:18:27 GMT

Our friends were relaxing after a huge fight for their lives while crossing the dark underground lake. While waiting for the dark elves to return with healing, a surprise attack from an old "friend" occurs. Who survives and who gets eaten?

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Episode 23: Awthem Jumps the Shark

Tue, 15 Sep 2020 19:34:25 GMT

The travelers continue down toward the Underdark and find a dark lake. What would you do? Go around? Swim? Well, find out what our heroes do in this exciting episode.

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Episode 22: Meepy Come Back!

Tue, 01 Sep 2020 18:18:53 GMT

Traveling away from Toth into the Underdark can be strange business, but our adventurers are made of stern...er...stupider stuff. They meet back up with their dark elf friend and they start their descent into darkness and madness as they travel toward Sarthea looking for Rantolph and the army of the undead. See, not the smartest group, brave, sure, but not smart.

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Episode 21: In a Ring of Fire

Tue, 01 Sep 2020 18:01:58 GMT

The heroes are on the run. With the minotaur having been rescued from the authorities and with the help of the dark elves causing a distraction, our groups flees the city of Toth. While making their escape they run into an old acquaintance and some very hot dreams are experienced.

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Episode 20: Just a Big Ol' Clang

Wed, 05 Aug 2020 13:19:46 GMT

Bridax has been captured by the powers that be, the guys have been slowly making their way up to the public executions that they believe will include him. There is a plan in place with the group's new allies, the Drow. Listen to find out the exciting conclusion of the Train Heist.

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Episode 19: Finding the Dead Man Walking

Wed, 24 Jun 2020 19:48:40 GMT

Most of our heroes have escaped the train heist, all but one, Bridax. The guys set out to find and "rescue" their bullish cohort before he is put to death in a public execution. They begin the long walk up the city levels.

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Episode 18: Taking the Bull by the Horns

Wed, 24 Jun 2020 19:35:33 GMT

The team has gotten a huge victory, they have stolen the train engine and sent it back to the Blight. Mission accomplished, but what was the escape plan. The boys have to figure out how to escape the area with their lives. 

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Episode 17: Rothar is Killing Him Not-So-Softly with His Words

Wed, 24 Jun 2020 19:27:08 GMT

The boys are back in town in this episode and stories and decisions need to be made about the train. Old friends and new allies are discovered in this episode before they enact their plans. Also in this episode...Train Heist.

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Episode 16: We do the Walk of Life

Tue, 05 May 2020 15:15:27 GMT

After surviving a harrowing trip to a dungeon far away, the adventures take a rest and begin their trek back to Toth. The tunnel is long and the adventurers are tempted by a couple of possibilities, but push on back to Toth to question the barkeep and resupply before trying to catch a train.

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Episode 15: A Rumbly in the Tumbly (Part 2)

Wed, 15 Apr 2020 00:06:42 GMT

The exciting finale of the Rumbly in the Tumbly. While one mystery is solved another is presented. Where will the boys go after this?

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Episode 14: A Rumbly in the Tumbly (Part 1)

Tue, 14 Apr 2020 23:55:28 GMT

A big battle awaits our group. What monstrosity will they face this time and what is that mysterious noise coming from the bowels of the cavern?

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Episode 13: Where Have All the Good Men Gone?

Mon, 30 Mar 2020 15:53:31 GMT

We find our heroes preparing to travel to the depths of Toth searching for one of Croaker's assassins. Things, of course, do not go the way the guys suspect. But for once the plan did work until it didn't because of an unforeseen circumstance. I need a hero.

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Episode 12: Come on, Ride the Train!

Fri, 13 Mar 2020 00:37:37 GMT

Our intrepid adventurers find themselves in a dank tavern in the city of Toth. They are going to attempt to steal a lightning train, but only the locomotive. What could possibly go wrong?

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Episode 11: Meep Dives into the Glory Hole

Wed, 04 Mar 2020 13:20:03 GMT

*Audio Difficulties on this episode* 

When we last left our intrepid adventurers they were confronted by the the mysterious woman of the forest. I'll tell you that they make it to Toth in this episode and some crazy stuff goes down (Meep) in the Tavern, but you'll have to listen for the details.

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Episode 10: The Hills are Alive with the Sounds of Screaming

Sat, 22 Feb 2020 21:32:52 GMT

Still in the forests traveling toward Toth, our group has another hiccup in the road. A voice in the forest tempts them, do our players do what is asked of them or does all hell break loose? I'm sure you know the answer already, but listen to find out if they are victorious or not. The sound editor learns a new skill so you can enjoy the stupidity of pregame in its totality.

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Episode 9: Bridax doesn't see the tell-tale shimmer

Thu, 06 Feb 2020 12:49:37 GMT

Our heroes have agreed to steal a train in Toth and they set off to figure out how. The group is warned about the minor and major threats in the forest surrounding them, but the will have to go through to get to their destination. Minotarzan makes a recurring appearance in this episode with some surprising results. 

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Episode 8: Kronthud Meets his Maker

Wed, 15 Jan 2020 15:55:55 GMT

Our group has cleaned out their new "base" and are returning to the Paal to find some unlikely hosts. Each team member is presented with something or someone from their past in this revealing episode. Will this bring them closer together or tear them apart?

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Episode 7: On a Horse with No Name

Wed, 04 Dec 2019 02:02:30 GMT

Deep in the forgotten temple, the guys are cleaning out the plague of undead. This episode has magical items, conversations with gods and a surprise ending not to be missed. And don't forget the smell of wet minotaur to entice the senses. Join us for another rousing adventure....brought to you by BOOOOOZE!

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Episode 6: Croaker is Standing Outside the Fire

Wed, 20 Nov 2019 02:44:31 GMT

Still underground and finally through the "Contra" room, the group continues through this classic dungeon crawl. Creepy creatures abound in this episode that also includes Rothar setting his compadres on fire, what else is new.

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Episode 5: We're Holding Out for a Hero, nah, You'll Do

Wed, 06 Nov 2019 01:41:40 GMT

Did somebody call for a dungeon crawl? In this, the first installment of the underground cleansing of Tharoc Tur, the Boys have decided to take the Bearers of the Pall up on their offer to clean out the zombies that have taken up residence in the underground rooms and halls. There was a former team of Reaper Monks that were sent down and have not been heard of and there are supposedly magical artifacts that may be found. What will happen to the team and the side quests when these "heroes" take on the challenge?

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Episode 4: Kelemvor, What Have You Done for Me Lately?

Sun, 03 Nov 2019 21:31:41 GMT

The gang has to break their way into a strange city with a black pyramid. Once inside there are many wonders and oddities in store. Will Kelemvor come to the aid of his warrior priest, Kronthud, and his band of not-so-merry men or will they burn the mother down like most places they visit? Only time will tell...and a few charisma checks.

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Episode 3: Ship of Fools

Wed, 02 Oct 2019 03:16:03 GMT

The battle on the beach was just the beginning. Can our party defeat the second wave? Will there be casualties? Nah, these guys are badasses! But don't take my word for it, listen and judge for yourself.

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Episode 1: Minotarzan

Wed, 02 Oct 2019 02:59:31 GMT

Our tale begins with our group of intrepid adventurers finding some resistance getting supplies from Saltport. Our "heroes" have fled the burning city of AufTrag but have crash landed nearby and need supplies to get their ship back in working order. Follow our friends Rothar, Meep, Bridax, Croaker, Awthem and Kronthud on their continuing odyssey.

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Episode 2: Croaker's Sneak Peek

Wed, 02 Oct 2019 02:54:17 GMT

After the ambush battle in the woods and finally getting the materials they need, the band of "heroes" are headed back to the ship for repairs. But once again they are met with challenges when they arrive. Will things go according to plan this time or do we have another FUBAR situation on our hands?

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Episode 20: Good News and Bad News

Mon, 29 Jul 2019 14:49:49 GMT

In the final episode of season one, our "heroes" are fleeing the destruction of Auftrag and the chaos of an army of monsters. Thinking they have made it away the group needs to figure out what exactly they are doing and where they are going when they are hit with even more catastrophe. (apologies for the sound quality, we had a mishap with the recording software.)

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Ep. 19: It's the End of the World as We Know It, but We Feel Fine!

Wed, 08 May 2019 19:35:01 GMT

Our team is forced out of the warehouse into a frantic race against time to escape from the city. Literally, all Hell breaks loose and the guys take it all in stride. What will happen to Auftrag, will our heroes make it out in time?

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Episode 18: Let's Talk About Sextant, Baby

Tue, 23 Apr 2019 23:24:17 GMT

When we left our "heroes" they had just won the battle of the Minotaur Hunter's. In doing so, Bridax has fallen and Kronthud is determined to save him. Will Bridax be revived? Will Kronthud ever finish that book? Will the team double cross the drow? Does anyone care about Meep anymore? Listen on to find out. 

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Episode 17: The Dragonborn is Better Off Dead

Sun, 21 Apr 2019 23:58:14 GMT

In this episode there is a fight, yep, that fight and only that fight. What happens? Who wins? Does Meep show up? You'll have to download to find out, faithful listener.

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Episode 16: While My Owlbear Gently Sleeps

Fri, 29 Mar 2019 22:50:27 GMT

With Meep captured by the Minotaur Hunters, the boys plan a rescue mission with a possible side of revenge. How will they get into the warehouse and will their mission be successful?

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Bonus Episode 15: Meep's Big Adventure

Fri, 29 Mar 2019 19:48:03 GMT

When we last left our boys, they were bedding down in the sewers with an unsteady alliance with the drow. Meep and two drow investigators are going to do some recon on the Minotaur Hunter's warehouse. 

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Episode 15: Grandma Goes Down

Thu, 14 Mar 2019 00:51:12 GMT

The group was split up after the fight at Reginald Dahl's home. Half of the guys are escaping through the sewers that they came into the house through while the other half are leaving out the front gate. Both sides meet some new associates and, per usual, Rothar gets into a fight.

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Episode 14: Whatcha Gonna Do When They Come for You?

Mon, 04 Mar 2019 21:30:49 GMT

Our "heroes" have made their decision about whether they want to join forces with those conspiring against the Regent. With their motivations finally seeming to line up with each other, they take the fight to Dahl. The guys don't like ultimatums, I guess.

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Episode 13: Nico almost wets himself...again

Thu, 21 Feb 2019 17:50:04 GMT

After discovering that six weeks have flown by them, Croaker and Bridax have missions they would like to see completed. Infiltrating the Dahl Reginald's mansion takes some reconnaissance and stealth which we know are not our heroes best traits. 

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Episode 12: Let Me Be Your Father Figure

Wed, 30 Jan 2019 20:00:32 GMT

The boys have just survived an assassination attempt on Rothar and are thrust into a fog (literally and figuratively) about what to do next. If I dangle this string in front of you, would you grab it? I know Meep would.

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Episode 11: Grin and Bear it

Wed, 16 Jan 2019 00:14:45 GMT

Let's set the scene: Rothar has an arrow sticking out of his back, there is a half-orc in his face, and the healer went back inside the building....and GO!

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Episode 10: Rothar Takes a Shot in the Dark

Wed, 19 Dec 2018 00:02:53 GMT

The guys are fleeing the Rusty Gear after the authorities swarm the place. With a goal to meet XU-4 across town and reconnect with Senator Preel, Meep has some other thoughts and Croaker has a visit with an old "friend".

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Episode 9: Crouching Tiger, Angry Bugbear

Tue, 04 Dec 2018 03:48:35 GMT

We start the episode right after the blazing fight in the Rusted Gear. The four leaving the Gear have a discussion in the alley as two other members are upstairs figuring out the next move. Enjoy the manic discussions that ensue.

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Episode 8: Meep Didn't Start the Fire

Wed, 28 Nov 2018 01:18:48 GMT

The Naturals have finally made it home to Auftrag. Madam Nostros is calling the men back to get what information they have received in their wanderings and of course chaos ensues.

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Episode 7: Luse in the Shaft

Tue, 13 Nov 2018 04:24:07 GMT

Our heroes get close to the city of Auf Trag when they notice higher security to gain entrance. They decide to find an alternate route back into the city and back to the Rusted Gear. Croaker uses his contacts and secures a guide through the underbelly and into the sewers once again.

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Episode 6: Like a Knife to the Heart

Sun, 28 Oct 2018 23:56:42 GMT

After setting the fort on fire, our heroes find themselves on the road back to Auftrag. The main road seems pretty tame until they meet an evasive stranger. And for the first time we hear Rothar speak about himself.

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Episode 5: We Don't Need No Water...

Sun, 28 Oct 2018 23:36:10 GMT

Our heroes have made their way into the fort to kidnap General Mulligan when *SURPRISE* things don't go the way they were hoping. What will our heroes do now? Listen and find out.

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Episode 4: Brown Chicken, Brown Cow

Sun, 23 Sep 2018 21:00:39 GMT

Following the cat/bugbear, the "heroes" continue on their quest to capture General Alexander Mulligan, making some interesting discoveries along the way.

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Episode 3: Kronthud gets Dragged.

Fri, 07 Sep 2018 02:05:53 GMT

On a mission to capture General Alexander Mulligan alive, the adventurers hatch a plan to sneak into the fort at South Watch while two members use a friend as a distraction. Modifications are made when they find a "better" way to get in. Best laid plans and all that.

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Episode 2: A Giff for Meep

Fri, 07 Sep 2018 01:37:49 GMT

The adventurers have found themselves as "guests" on the Gruumshish Fury, a black orc ship sailing toward Auftrag. Meep is recruited for a mission during a strangely familiar meeting with the captain and the team attempts their first interrogation.

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Episode 1: Five Gold on Bridax

Sat, 18 Aug 2018 20:39:01 GMT

Our heroes have moved out of the cave and found themselves face to face with a pack of orcs. What do these orcs want? Bridax decides to find out.

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