Dice and Salt 128 - In the End You'll be Dice

Mon, 27 Jan 2025 10:00:00 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the evolution of earthworms and just how long you should wait for certain conditions to resolve before calling your doctor. Then, they get into just how the guys are feeling right now and getting into a big musical number.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 204 - As Long as I Know How to Love I Know I'll Stay Alive

Fri, 24 Jan 2025 00:01:00 -0500

We were supposed to be safe in our little demiplane, separated from reality so that we could have one place where Tar Baphon couldn't find us. We were wrong. He found us, and now he's used one of his countless minions to rip a whole in the side of our safe haven, leaving us scrambling to figure out our next move with our options severely limited.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 127 - Astral Salt

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 12:39:09 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to talk about the philosophical conundrum of why dangerous things are so damned cute and cuddly. Then, they get into the conclusion of a battle against a bigass black dragon and discuss the high numbers involved in high level Pathfinder play.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 203 - I Will Survive

Fri, 17 Jan 2025 00:01:00 -0500

It's been a hell of a day. We've been needling Tar Baphon in the ribs all day long and had some pretty harrowing encounters to boot. Now it's time to take a break before we make our final push to end this ordeal, one way or the other.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 126 - Dice From a Hat Never Works

Mon, 13 Jan 2025 10:00:00 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the intricacies of high level combat buffing and blast radius projections. Then, they get into selfless acts of self destruction as it pertains to draconic knowledge.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 202 - Oh, No, Not I

Fri, 10 Jan 2025 00:01:00 -0500

Our efforts are starting to bear fruit. We've managed to get the Whispering Tyrant's attention, but not quite enough that he's willing to deal with us himself just yet. Instead, he's literally throwing a gigantic black dragon at us, so that's a fun development for us to deal with.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 125 - Salting Myself in the Corner

Mon, 06 Jan 2025 10:00:00 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss power of attorney before digging into the flaws of the periodic table. Then, Richter gets pedantic about Alex's unique monkey paw wish that he inflicted on Tom.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 201 - Did You Think I'd Lay Down and Die?

Fri, 03 Jan 2025 00:01:00 -0500

After "surviving" an orbital strike from Tar Baphon himself, it's time to continue with the ongoing plan and keep doing what we can to disrupt the Tyrant's plans until he gets fed up enough to deal with us himself. This time, it comes in the form of an old "friend" from the big undead factory.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 124 - Dicey Orbital Strike

Mon, 30 Dec 2024 10:00:00 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss Episode 200 of the Inspired Incompetence podcast, in which a reference to the Death Star is perfectly apt and Thelais perfectly answers a question concerning his faith. Then, Alex joins to discuss the spectacle that has been 200 episodes of the podcast thus far.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 200 - Did You Think I'd Crumble?

Fri, 27 Dec 2024 00:01:00 -0500

200 episodes of this madness and you're still with us? Holy hell that's a lot of Inspired Incompetence, but we appreciate every minute you've spent with us piping into your ears more than we can express. Our story's not quite done, though, so let's get back into poking Tar Baphon in the side enough that he decides to take matters into his own hands.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 123 - A Salty Takedown

Mon, 23 Dec 2024 12:49:17 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to file all of the HR complaints that are sure to get them fired. Then, they dig into the divine powers of polyhedrons and completely blank on the name of certain spells.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 199 - Weren't You the One Who Tried to Hurt Me with Goodbye?

Fri, 20 Dec 2024 09:46:50 -0500

With the extra credit out of the way, it's time to get down to the mission at hand: taking out Tar Baphon's lieutenants one by one. We start with a familiar-looking creature that is on it's way to decimate our allies, so it's up to us to intervene.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 122 - Oh I'mma Dicing Spell It Out For You

Mon, 16 Dec 2024 12:32:39 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back to continue to try to apply the main show's title naming conventions to the overall story in any way they can. Then, things get festive as they go over the cleanup operation following the guys taking down an optional combat that nearly wiped out their chances of winning this war.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 198 - You're Not Welcome Anymore

Fri, 13 Dec 2024 00:01:00 -0500

We made it through our first major test, now we need to figure out how to show our work. After all, what is the point of accomplishing major feats of heroism if you're not going to get recognized for them?

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 121 - A Salty Pile of Corpses

Mon, 09 Dec 2024 10:00:00 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to wax philosophical about everyone's state of being before getting into the fight between the guys and a particularly dickish enemy. Then, some non-consensual damage and precarious positions abound.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 197 - Just Turn Around Now

Fri, 06 Dec 2024 00:01:00 -0500

As if our current objective wasn't daunting enough, we've decided to add an optional battle to the mix against probably the most frustrating enemy we have faced thus far. Luckily, Tar Baphon is not the only one that can warp reality for the sake of convenience.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 120 - Traditional or Boneless Dice

Mon, 02 Dec 2024 10:00:00 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to dig into the use of one's tongue when manipulating bones. Then, they get into the PCs attitudes regarding the presumed gauntlet of battles ahead of them as they careen towards the end of the AP.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 196 - Go On Now, Go, Walk Out the Door

Fri, 29 Nov 2024 00:01:00 -0500

With a plan in place for our suicidal climax, it's time for us to put said plan into motion. First things first, though, and there's an optional abomination that needs some attention.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 119 - Salty Reunions

Mon, 25 Nov 2024 14:02:59 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss their dislike of fungi before diving into comparisons between PCs and old-school cartoon characters. Then they dive into the level ups that the guys obtained and try to deduce Matt's character instead of just asking him about it.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 195 - If I'd Known for Just One Second You'd be Back to Bother Me

Thu, 21 Nov 2024 00:01:00 -0500

With a small hiccup regarding our arrival to Absalom behind us, it's time for some shopping and a level up! Soak it in, because this is probably the last bit of good fun we'll have as we're staring down the end of this AP and our very existence.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 118 - Road to the Final Die is Cast

Mon, 18 Nov 2024 09:50:19 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return to discuss Toast's disdain for milk, on the rocks or otherwise, before delving into milk's various disgusting uses. Then, they calculate just how much the guys screwed up in their mission to stop Tar Baphon's reinforcements as they move on to the final section of the adventure.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 194 - I Should Have Changed that Stupid Lock and Thrown Away the Key

Fri, 15 Nov 2024 07:48:39 -0500

For better or worse, we are finally done with Fallow Deep. We've cleared as much of the place as we're currently willing to, so it's time to stop putting off the inevitable. It's time to head for Absalom and get the final chapter of this adventure going.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 117 - Dicey Downtime

Mon, 11 Nov 2024 21:22:38 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to marvel at the continued genius of the main feed's episode title naming conventions. Then, they go over the latest deadly battle and subsequent looting and fun downtime exploits.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 193 - I Just Walked In to Find You Here with that Sad Look Upon Your Face

Fri, 08 Nov 2024 00:01:00 -0500

We made it through round 2 with our diabolical frienemy and came out the other side with only minor scrapes and bruises, and a minor case of death. But now we're getting better and we're ready to move on and finish our business down here in Fallow Deep once and for all.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 116 - Salty Mythic Surges

Mon, 04 Nov 2024 13:26:33 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to rattle at us like a dying light bulb and appreciate the main feed's episode naming conventions. Then they reflect on Thelais getting lit up like one of the Beacons of Gondor while literally fighting for his life. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 192 - So Now You're Back From Outer Space

Fri, 01 Nov 2024 00:01:00 -0400

The Devil is back for round 2. After politely sitting on the sidelines while we cleaned up her supposed allies, a former foe makes us the same offer that we already refused once. Though no one had died before she offered it last time. Will this round go any differently?

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 115 - Same Salt Deal, Same Dice Channel

Thu, 31 Oct 2024 09:44:38 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to continue the tradition of not getting Alex's introductory reference before getting into the weeds about how a specific weapon enchantment functions. Then Richter forgets his own notes about the episode as the guys had to play cleanup against way too many enemies.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 191 - And I Learned How To Get Along

Fri, 25 Oct 2024 00:01:00 -0400

Our old friend couldn't stay long, but her lackeys are still hanging around making things difficult for us. Now we're on cleanup duty trying to pick up the mess that was left for us while trying not to offend the otherworldly lady lounging in the corner.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 114 - Salty Enchantments and Dicey Smites

Mon, 21 Oct 2024 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to get lost discussing representation in old Johnny Knoxville movies before they get around to talking about how cruel the players are in regards to NPCs in the main campaign.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 190 - I Grew Strong

Fri, 18 Oct 2024 00:01:00 -0400

After a long, deadly day in Fallow Deep, we finally got a chance to rest and recuperate a little bit. Now it's time to get back to it though, and the first thing we came across upon our re-entry is a couple of old friends with unfinished business with us.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 113 - Salty Pancakes and Metagaming

Thu, 17 Oct 2024 13:05:43 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss half grains vs. whole grains and gush over the pyric victories the guys have done in a single adventuring day. Then they speculate on Tom's tendency to perform diplomatic functions with a level of tact that would make Richard Nixon blush.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 189 - After Spending Nights Thinking How You Did Me Wrong

Fri, 11 Oct 2024 00:01:00 -0400

It's time to cash in our favor after risking our lives and the lives of others in the process of completing it. Also, witnessing the repercussions of our actions is not as cathartic as we had hoped, but at least we get to accomplish one good deed.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 112 - Dicey Sense Motive

Mon, 07 Oct 2024 11:08:04 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to briefly discuss how much they just do not trust the super helpful ghoul that the guys have befriended on the main show, despite all assurances to the contrary.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 188 - Without You By My Side

Fri, 04 Oct 2024 00:01:00 -0400

We made it out of the Petrified Halls, and even made some new friends along the way. Now, we've run into an old acquaintance who's having a lucid day for once, though even his periods of lucidity are vexing to us.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 111 - A Salty Statblock

Mon, 30 Sep 2024 10:25:11 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to pick up on episode naming conventions and to get old cartoon references. Then, they delve into the latest semi-hopeless combat going on in the main feed and discussing inappropriate interpretations of Joe's combat strategy.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 187 - Thinking I Could Live

Fri, 27 Sep 2024 00:01:00 -0400

This is messy. In our attempts to sneak around behind Aeonte's back to create some mischief in her Petrified Halls, we accidentally stumbled right into her bedroom, so now we have to scramble for our lives and do our best not to turn to stone in the process.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 110 - Dice to Stone

Mon, 23 Sep 2024 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the shortest episode of Inspired Incompetence to date. Then, to pad the time, they get into a discussion about the differences between comic book movie studios and offer some suggestions on how to fix things.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 186 - I Was Petrified

Fri, 20 Sep 2024 00:01:00 -0400

Things have broken down in our negotiations with Aeonte, and now we have to complete the task we were given the hard way. Her proclivity for turning people into statues is surely no trouble for adventurers such as ourselves, though.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 109 - I Was Saltified

Mon, 16 Sep 2024 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back on location this week to mix up disco hits and covers. Then, they get into the negotiating tactics the guys used and try to figure out why these powerful creatures they're dealing with are even willing to negotiate in the first place.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 185 - At First I Was Afraid

Fri, 13 Sep 2024 00:01:00 -0400

We've met with the foreman of one of the wings of Fallow Deep and come to a tentative agreement to receive payment for services rendered. Now it's time to work on rendering those services so we can reap the rewards. We just need to not get ourselves reaped in the process.

Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creations that our fans can come up with based on our insanity, and now is your chance to show off your skills! We will accept any form of art, be it drawings, poems, plushies, minis, anything that you do on an artistic level that is inspired by us in any of our games (Skull & Shackles, Tyrant's Grasp, Ware For the Crown, We Be Goblins, or the newly announced Ironfang Invasion) is viable. Get your entries in either through Discord or our email by September 16, 2024 for consideration. AI art is not accepted for this contest.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 108 - Dice Rolls in the Oasis

Mon, 09 Sep 2024 15:15:07 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week shortly after Richter's dental work, so things get weird quickly. Well, weirder than usual I suppose. Plus, some bad singing and incorrectly remembering the name of a devil. 

Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creations that our fans can come up with based on our insanity, and now is your chance to show off your skills! We will accept any form of art, be it drawings, poems, plushies, minis, anything that you do on an artistic level that is inspired by us in any of our games (Skull & Shackles, Tyrant's Grasp, Ware For the Crown, We Be Goblins, or the newly announced Ironfang Invasion) is viable. Get your entries in either through Discord or our email by September 16, 2024 for consideration. AI art is not accepted for this contest.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 184 - Making Friends in Low Places

Fri, 06 Sep 2024 00:01:00 -0400

The Stitched Wing of Fallow Deep has certainly lived up to its reputation thus far, evoking just the type of atmosphere you would expect from a place with such a name in a giant undead factory. Now it's time to meet the man (sort of) in charge of the place and see what he has to say for himself.

Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creations that our fans can come up with based on our insanity, and now is your chance to show off your skills! We will accept any form of art, be it drawings, poems, plushies, minis, anything that you do on an artistic level that is inspired by us in any of our games (Skull & Shackles, Tyrant's Grasp, Ware For the Crown, We Be Goblins, or the newly announced Ironfang Invasion) is viable. Get your entries in either through Discord or our email by September 16, 2024 for consideration. AI art is not accepted for this contest.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 107 - Salty Turducken

Mon, 02 Sep 2024 10:25:15 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the precise value of sugar substitutes in soda and the skinless horrors the players have been dealing with. Then, the parade of horrors continue as they delve into the group's attempt to avoid combat and steal kills from one another.

Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creations that our fans can come up with based on our insanity, and now is your chance to show off your skills! We will accept any form of art, be it drawings, poems, plushies, minis, anything that you do on an artistic level that is inspired by us in any of our games (Skull & Shackles, Tyrant's Grasp, Ware For the Crown, We Be Goblins, or the newly announced Ironfang Invasion) is viable. Get your entries in either through Discord or our email by September 6, 2024 for consideration. AI art is not accepted for this contest.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 183 - Squad Gholes

Fri, 30 Aug 2024 00:01:00 -0400

This dungeon just keeps getting more and more fun. From the decadence in the underground cathedral to the dangerously deadly devil to the monster hiding in a skin suit, it's just been one delightful turn after another. Now, we come to what looks like a meat locker, just to further the creepy atmosphere of Fallow Deep.

Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creations that our fans can come up with based on our insanity, and now is your chance to show off your skills! We will accept any form of art, be it drawings, poems, plushies, minis, anything that you do on an artistic level that is inspired by us in any of our games (Skull & Shackles, Tyrant's Grasp, Ware For the Crown, We Be Goblins, or the newly announced Ironfang Invasion) is viable. Get your entries in either through Discord or our email by September 6, 2024 for consideration. AI art is not accepted for this contest.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 106 - Dicey Skin Graft

Mon, 26 Aug 2024 13:02:11 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to once again not understand the intro before discussing PC PTSD and relishing in the reference to the group's favorite psychopomps. 

Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creations that our fans can come up with based on our insanity, and now is your chance to show off your skills! We will accept any form of art, be it drawings, poems, plushies, minis, anything that you do on an artistic level that is inspired by us in any of our games (Skull & Shackles, Tyrant's Grasp, Ware For the Crown, We Be Goblins, or the newly announced Ironfang Invasion) is viable. Get your entries in either through Discord or our email by September 6, 2024 for consideration. AI art is not accepted for this contest.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 182 - Here to Flay

Fri, 23 Aug 2024 00:01:00 -0400

Our first foray into the Hall of Flies did not go as expected, so we're going to go ahead and check out the rest of Fallow Deep before we give that another shot. The Stitched Wing sounds like a fun time, let's see what's going on over there.

Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creations that our fans can come up with based on our insanity, and now is your chance to show off your skills! We will accept any form of art, be it drawings, poems, plushies, minis, anything that you do on an artistic level that is inspired by us in any of our games (Skull & Shackles, Tyrant's Grasp, Ware For the Crown, We Be Goblins, or the newly announced Ironfang Invasion) is viable. Get your entries in either through Discord or our email by September 6, 2024 for consideration. AI art is not accepted for this contest.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 105 - My Salt is Immeasurable and My Day is Ruined

Mon, 19 Aug 2024 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week where Toast has a stunning revelation right off the bat. Then they ruminate on Alex's bloodthirsty nature and the players' apparent desire for punishment.

Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creations that our fans can come up with based on our insanity, and now is your chance to show off your skills! We will accept any form of art, be it drawings, poems, plushies, minis, anything that you do on an artistic level that is inspired by us in any of our games (Skull & Shackles, Tyrant's Grasp, Ware For the Crown, We Be Goblins, or the newly announced Ironfang Invasion) is viable. Get your entries in either through Discord or our email by September 6, 2024 for consideration. AI art is not accepted for this contest.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 181 - A Stunning Turn of Events

Fri, 16 Aug 2024 00:01:00 -0400

Negotiations have broken down with the devil with ideations of global domination. Who would have thought? Things quickly go from bad to worse in this fight that serves as our true introduction to the dangers of Fallow Deep.

Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creations that our fans can come up with based on our insanity, and now is your chance to show off your skills! We will accept any form of art, be it drawings, poems, plushies, minis, anything that you do on an artistic level that is inspired by us in any of our games (Skull & Shackles, Tyrant's Grasp, Ware For the Crown, We Be Goblins, or the newly announced Ironfang Invasion) is viable. Get your entries in either through Discord or our email by September 6, 2024 for consideration. AI art is not accepted for this contest.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 104 - Subclause and a Dodecahedron

Mon, 12 Aug 2024 12:43:14 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to hammer out the legalese involved in ethanol additives and a trip to Disneyland. Then, they get into diabolical nomenclature and the etymology of tabletop roleplaying game monsters as they go over a tense conversation concerning global domination.

Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creations that our fans can come up with based on our insanity, and now is your chance to show off your skills! We will accept any form of art, be it drawings, poems, plushies, minis, anything that you do on an artistic level that is inspired by us in any of our games (Skull & Shackles, Tyrant's Grasp, Ware For the Crown, We Be Goblins, or the newly announced Ironfang Invasion) is viable. Get your entries in either through Discord or our email by September 6, 2024 for consideration. AI art is not accepted for this contest.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 180 - Deal With A Devil

Fri, 09 Aug 2024 00:01:00 -0400

We've come across an unexpected obstacle in this underground undead factory, and this obstacle also presents an opportunity. It's time to put our patented negotiating skills to the test as we sit down for a civil conversation with a devil.

Also, we've got something very exciting going on for our Masked Brotherhood! That's right, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creations that our fans can come up with based on our insanity, and now is your chance to show off your skills! We will accept any form of art, be it drawings, poems, plushies, minis, anything that you do on an artistic level that is inspired by us in any of our games (Skull & Shackles, Tyrant's Grasp, Ware For the Crown, We Be Goblins) is viable. Get your entries in either through Discord or our email by September 6, 2024 for consideration. AI art is not accepted for this contest.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 103 - Nothing Salted, Nothing Spiced

Tue, 06 Aug 2024 09:08:37 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the specific mechanics of fulfilling oaths before getting lost in a flurry of buffs. Then they go over the purpose of bags of holding and go over the level ups of the guys.

We've got two very exciting things happening for our Masked Brotherhood! First, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creations that our fans can come up with based on our insanity, and now is your chance to show off your skills! We will accept any form of art, be it drawings, poems, plushies, minis, anything that you do on an artistic level that is inspired by us in any of our games (Skull & Shackles, Tyrant's Grasp, Ware For the Crown, We Be Goblins) is viable. Get your entries in either through Discord or our email by September 6, 2024 for consideration. AI art is not accepted for this contest.

Second, it's time to see what is coming next for our adventurous players. Tyrant's Grasp is drawing to a close, so we figured it's time to start teasing out our next adventure for our loyal listeners. You can hear the intro music for the upcoming adventure on our Patreon page (link below) in the public post "A couple announcements". It is one of Paizo's published Pathfinder 1st edition adventure paths, so don't worry about it being a converted 2E AP or homebrew or the like. You can submit your guess as to what we will be running next either via Discord or our email by August 8, 2024, and we will announce a winner the following day, drawn randomly from among those who guess correctly.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 179 - Oaths Made, Oaths Kept

Fri, 02 Aug 2024 00:01:00 -0400

After a grueling battle against an old friend, we head back to the save point so we can recuperate a bit before heading back down into the depths of Fallowdeep to put a stop to Tar Baphon's recruitment efforts.

We've got two very exciting things happening for our Masked Brotherhood! First, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creations that our fans can come up with based on our insanity, and now is your chance to show off your skills! We will accept any form of art, be it drawings, poems, plushies, minis, anything that you do on an artistic level that is inspired by us in any of our games (Skull & Shackles, Tyrant's Grasp, Ware For the Crown, We Be Goblins) is viable. Get your entries in either through Discord or our email by September 6, 2024 for consideration. AI art is not accepted for this contest.

Second, it's time to see what is coming next for our adventurous players. Tyrant's Grasp is drawing to a close, so we figured it's time to start teasing out our next adventure for our loyal listeners. You can hear the intro music for the upcoming adventure on our Patreon page (link below) in the public post "A couple announcements". It is one of Paizo's published Pathfinder 1st edition adventure paths, so don't worry about it being a converted 2E AP or homebrew or the like. You can submit your guess as to what we will be running next either via Discord or our email by August 8, 2024, and we will announce a winner the following day, drawn randomly from among those who guess correctly.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 102 - Exit Through the Dice Shop

Mon, 29 Jul 2024 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to immediately prove Richter is a liar and issue a tattoo challenge. Then they transition into complaining about how long combats take in Pathfinder, much to Toast's chagrin, before delving into some assumptions about teleportation circles.

We've got two very exciting things happening for our Masked Brotherhood! First, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creations that our fans can come up with based on our insanity, and now is your chance to show off your skills! We will accept any form of art, be it drawings, poems, plushies, minis, anything that you do on an artistic level that is inspired by us in any of our games (Skull & Shackles, Tyrant's Grasp, Ware For the Crown, We Be Goblins) is viable. Get your entries in either through Discord or our email by September 6, 2024 for consideration. AI art is not accepted for this contest.

Second, it's time to see what is coming next for our adventurous players. Tyrant's Grasp is drawing to a close, so we figured it's time to start teasing out our next adventure for our loyal listeners. In last week's introduction, you can hear the intro music for the upcoming adventure, one of Paizo's published Pathfinder 1st edition adventure paths. You can submit your guess as to what we will be running next either via Discord or our email by August 8, 2024, and we will announce a winner the following day, drawn randomly from among those who guess correctly.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 178 - Smite Jerkface

Fri, 26 Jul 2024 00:01:00 -0400

She's bigger. She's badder. She's proving to be too much for our band of renegades to handle. After a devastating string of rolls that have rendered the party mostly ineffective against Lyanthari, things are looking dire as the group is quickly running out of resources and our foe looks as spy as the day she died.

We've got two very exciting things happening for our Masked Brotherhood! First, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creations that our fans can come up with based on our insanity, and now is your chance to show off your skills! We will accept any form of art, be it drawings, poems, plushies, minis, anything that you do on an artistic level that is inspired by us in any of our games (Skull & Shackles, Tyrant's Grasp, Ware For the Crown, We Be Goblins) is viable. Get your entries in either through Discord or our email by September 6, 2024 for consideration. AI art is not accepted for this contest.

Second, it's time to see what is coming next for our adventurous players. Tyrant's Grasp is drawing to a close, so we figured it's time to start teasing out our next adventure for our loyal listeners. In last week's introduction, you can hear the intro music for the upcoming adventure, one of Paizo's published Pathfinder 1st edition adventure paths. You can submit your guess as to what we will be running next either via Discord or our email by August 8, 2024, and we will announce a winner the following day, drawn randomly from among those who guess correctly.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 101 - Salty Gambler's Fallacy

Mon, 22 Jul 2024 13:08:45 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the dangers of driving drowsy, the perils of early morning restaurant shifts, and the excitement that comes from long, drawn-out combats in Pathfinder 1st edition. Then, Toast continues her long-standing streak of not knowing which voice belongs to Tom and which is Joe as they continue to break down this marathon battle with Argenus's old flame.

We've got two very exciting things happening for our Masked Brotherhood! First, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creations that our fans can come up with based on our insanity, and now is your chance to show off your skills! We will accept any form of art, be it drawings, poems, plushies, minis, anything that you do on an artistic level that is inspired by us in any of our games (Skull & Shackles, Tyrant's Grasp, Ware For the Crown, We Be Goblins) is viable. Get your entries in either through Discord or our email by September 6, 2024 for consideration. AI art is not accepted for this contest.

Second, it's time to see what is coming next for our adventurous players. Tyrant's Grasp is drawing to a close, so we figured it's time to start teasing out our next adventure for our loyal listeners. In this week's introduction, you will hear the intro music for the upcoming adventure, one of Paizo's published Pathfinder 1st edition adventure paths. You can submit your guess as to what we will be running next either via Discord or our email by August 8, 2024, and we will announce a winner the following day, drawn randomly from among those who guess correctly.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 177 - Where Do You Think You're Going?

Fri, 19 Jul 2024 00:01:00 -0400

Lyanthari still has a soft spot in her gigantic undead heart for our resident unstable sorcerer. Now that her bodyguards are out of the way and she's buffed to the teeth, it's time to see what she's capable of as we struggle to contain things in this underground cathedral.

This episode comes with not one, but two exciting contest announcements! First, it's that time once again for our annual art contest! We love seeing the artistic creations that our fans can come up with based on our insanity, and now is your chance to show off your skills! We will accept any form of art, be it drawings, poems, plushies, minis, anything that you do on an artistic level that is inspired by us in any of our games (Skull & Shackles, Tyrant's Grasp, Ware For the Crown, We Be Goblins) is viable. Get your entries in either through Discord or our email by September 6, 2024 for consideration. AI art is not accepted for this contest.

Second, it's time to see what is coming next for our adventurous players. Tyrant's Grasp is drawing to a close, so we figured it's time to start teasing out our next adventure for our loyal listeners. In this week's introduction, you will hear the intro music for the upcoming adventure, one of Paizo's published Pathfinder 1st edition adventure paths. You can submit your guess as to what we will be running next either via Discord or our email by August 8, 2024, and we will announce a winner the following day, drawn randomly from among those who guess correctly.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 100 - A Dicey Milestone

Mon, 15 Jul 2024 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back with the 100th episode of Dice and Salt. To commemorate this momentous occasion, they brought on Nick and Tom to do a live listen to the most recent episode to give their live reactions to the show as it unfolds. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 176 - Just Don't Look

Fri, 12 Jul 2024 00:01:00 -0400

We're in the thick of things now. Lyanthari and Argenus are airing their dirty laundry and the rest of us are caught in the middle, and they brought a positively grotesque creature along for the ride that we'd much rather just not have to look at for any number of reasons.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 99 - Salty Critical Thinking

Mon, 08 Jul 2024 11:35:42 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the power of Mathfinder! Then they dig into the power of finger guns as the horrors of the fight reveal themselves.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 175 - Educational Combat

Fri, 05 Jul 2024 07:53:45 -0400

Last time we had some exciting revelations about Argenus's past as tensions soared with his old flame. Now those tensions have boiled over and it's time to bring this arc to a (hopefully) satisfying conclusion, and we just might learn something along the way.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 98 - Dicey Party Foul

Mon, 01 Jul 2024 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to clamor for the explicit version of the podcast. Then, they go over the mid-combat check in with the characters and delve deep into Argenus's flashback which explains just so many thing.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 174 - Cooler Heads Prevailing

Fri, 28 Jun 2024 00:01:00 -0400

We've made it to the entrance hallway to the undead production facility, but we still have the bouncer to deal with, and we apparently have some beef with his family. Then, a bit of Argenus's past trauma resurfaces to provide a headache for everyone involved.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 97 - Salty Snack

Mon, 24 Jun 2024 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week and are joined by surprise guest Alex, who spends some time blaming tech support for his own problems before finally answering the first question asked of him.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 173 - Plumbing the Deep

Fri, 21 Jun 2024 00:01:00 -0400

After checking out the basement of Hammer Rock for a while, it's time to finally dig down to what we are really after. As is tradition, once we get down there, it's time to deal with another bouncer before we can really get to the task at hand.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 96 - Take the Power Dice Back

Mon, 17 Jun 2024 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to second-guess proposed oaths and wax hopeful about some potential reunions with old friends. Then, the definitions of different video game genres ties the hosts into knots.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 172 - Killing in Nemhain Of...

Fri, 14 Jun 2024 00:01:00 -0400

We're barely into this basement and there's already a pile of corpses in our wake. Now it's time to see if there's anything else down here that wants to stand in our way before we work our way even deeper beneath the ruins of Hammer Rock.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 95 - Oops All Salt

Mon, 10 Jun 2024 13:33:06 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the most important issue facing our time: Which chain pizza restaurant is the best? After that, they get back into the conclusion of the marathon battle the guys have been dealing with.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 171 - Oops All Giants

Fri, 07 Jun 2024 00:01:00 -0400

The battle continues as we continue to just get piled on by a veritable horde of giants. Even a new guy showing up with a terrifying suit of armor to join the fray barely registers among the sheer number of giants we're trying to mow down.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 94 - No Kitchen, No Dice

Mon, 03 Jun 2024 10:00:00 -0400

There's been a coup! Lord Richter has been kicked out of his seat for a week as his better half takes his place to talk with Lady Toast to discuss Toast's love of Pathfinder combat and how delightful ball puns can be. Then the conversation turns to old battery commercials in an effort to talk about just about anything else.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 170 - Everybody Calm Down

Fri, 31 May 2024 00:01:00 -0400

After a brief respite, it's time to get back to it. We've begun delving beneath Hammer Rock to find what Tar Baphon was looking for, but we have been quickly waylaid by some giants. They are proving more nuisance than anything, but they just...keep...coming.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 93 - Salty Spellslots

Tue, 28 May 2024 09:28:09 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the efficacy of the group's use of Greater Teleport. Then they get into a lengthy discussion about how diamonds are shaped and crushed.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 169 - A Little Back and Forth

Fri, 24 May 2024 00:01:00 -0400

The Rock has been Hammered, a ritual has been performed, we've made a new friend (and lost one along the way), and now it's time to get a little R&R back in a place of relative safety after far too much teleporting.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 92 - The Tangled Web We Dice

Mon, 20 May 2024 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss jiggle physics. Then, Richter tells the story of how he singlehandedly saved Men In Black from being ruined by a California focus group before getting back to the task at hand.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 168 - Witchy Ritual

Fri, 17 May 2024 00:01:00 -0400

We've gathered the necessary herbs, so now it's time to smoke 'em! Nothing says "good times" like spending hours performing a dangerous occult ritual to break a magic effect woven by one of the most powerful spellcasters to ever live.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 91 - Saltysnatch

Mon, 13 May 2024 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week, and they dragged Matt out of his hole to discuss recent events surrounding his character. After they all struggle to recall some early details from the last campaign, they really sit down and dig into the latest episode.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 167 - Reap What You Snatch

Fri, 10 May 2024 00:01:00 -0400

Even down one teammate, the mission continues. It turns out we need to return to Keirodera Forest for some necessary materials to perform a certain ritual, and so we cross the barren no-man's land once more to return the supernatural forest on the other side.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 90 - The Dice are in the Details

Mon, 06 May 2024 11:12:40 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back to discuss the sweetness of fast food chicken and the ongoing rivalry between New York and New Jersey. Then, they dig in and do their job after Matt flakes out on them to discuss death effects and their repercussions.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 166 - Raising Concerns

Fri, 03 May 2024 00:01:00 -0400

Every dungeon we've come across in this adventure has had it's very own bouncer waiting outside to warmly welcome us into it. It seems this place has two, and it's not content with the toll that it has taken thus far. Let's see how well we negotiate this added fee.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 89 - Wyrmwraiths and Dread Wraiths and Coaches, oh Salt!

Mon, 29 Apr 2024 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to talk surround sound and ASMR before delving into just how much of an ass Alex is. Then they marvel at Joe's grasp on the rules as he puts a beatdown on yet another undead dragon before getting his kill stolen.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 165 - A Cryptic Arrival

Fri, 26 Apr 2024 00:01:00 -0400

Well this is a fun fight. Draconic ghosts hammering away at our life forces, and now there are more creatures joining the fray. There sure are a lot of things hanging out in this destroyed fort, despite outward appearances.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 88 - 1 Dice, 2 Dice, Dead Elf, Dead Gnome

Mon, 22 Apr 2024 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to get weird about the latest episode of Inspired Incompetence. Then they discuss the fun that comes when you have a PC that can do devastating things against touch AC and other fun abilities of incorporeal creatures.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 164 - Hammering the Rock

Fri, 19 Apr 2024 00:01:00 -0400

We've made it through Keirodera Forest, the newly-created ring of vegetation surrounding a blasted wasteland, and finally arrived at Hammer Rock. The target of Tar Baphon's most recent attack sits atop a hill, looming over the surrounding wasteland. Somewhere within the castle lies the reason the place became a target for the Whispering Tyrant, and our purposes for being here at all.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 87 - Overwhelmingly Salty

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss foreign army acronyms before speculating on potential reasons behind the shape of this most recent use of the Radiant Fire. Then they get into the events of the most recent episode wherein the guys come face-to-face with an intelligent ooze creature. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 163 - The Presence of a Gnome

Fri, 12 Apr 2024 00:01:00 -0400

We've been hearing a lot of hype about some strange creature lurking in Keirodera Forest, claiming specific territory as its own. Well, it's about time we've run into the thing, and time to teach it a lesson about being a good neighbor.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 86 - Where There's a Will, There's a Dice

Mon, 08 Apr 2024 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the good old days when you could pay someone else to drink Crown Royal for you. Richter is briefly wrong about how Wall of Ice works and seemingly forgets Uhtred's contribution to the most recent fight. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 162 - Watch Them Whip

Fri, 05 Apr 2024 00:20:26 -0400

In a completely surprising development, there's a group of deadly plant monsters lurking in this forest created by the Radiant Fire. Luckily, these are creatures we've encountered before, but they did hurt quite a bit the last time.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 85 - A Salted Elf

Mon, 01 Apr 2024 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to reminisce about Crocodile Dundee and other classics as Richter tries to acquaint Toast with some classics from back in his day. Then they discuss the representations of brooms in popular culture as they discuss the latest episode of Inspired Incompetence.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 161 - Bushwhacked

Fri, 29 Mar 2024 00:01:00 -0400

Our trek through the newly created forest surrounding Hammer Rock continues. This time, we come across a section of the forest webbed over with creeping vines and spend far too long deciding what to do about this development.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 84 - Avoiding Dice Rolls

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to figure out just how fast electricity travels through copper wiring and talking just a little bit about the brief appearance of the Wild Hunt in the most recent II episode. Then, they're joined by Taylor from the Backwater Bastards podcast to get her first impressions on how the podcast is going based on some absolutely wild speculation and surprisingly poignant insights.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 160 - Avoidant Behavior

Fri, 22 Mar 2024 00:01:00 -0400

It wouldn't be a Radiant Fire-forged forest without a whole plethora of threats within. This is the first time we've come across an intelligent living creature in one of these places. I'm sure they have lots of interesting stories for us to exchange.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 83 - A Salt on the Wild Side

Mon, 18 Mar 2024 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week just in time for Richter to lament on his lack of Cherry Coke before being reminded of the never-ending march of father time. Then we get some bad puns as they go over the character check-ins and other events of the most recent episode of II.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 159 - A Walk On the Wild Side

Fri, 15 Mar 2024 00:01:00 -0400

To keep our streak going, it's time to delve into the verdant forest created by a blast of Radiant Fire. We've investigated every other instance of the Radiant Fire's use, so why stop now? This time around, though, it seems to have created some unexpected forms of life that we'll have to deal with one way or another.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 82 - Midwives to Dice

Mon, 11 Mar 2024 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week after a brief hiatus for meta reasons. They dig into some of the lore behind Alex's book-opening cutscene before recapping the guys' level-up stuff...eventually.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 158 - Out of the Kitchen and Into the Fire

Fri, 08 Mar 2024 00:01:00 -0500

Our nice, relaxing vacation to the other side of the world is done, so now it's time to get back to work. Tar Baphon hasn't been resting on his laurels while we were away, so it's time to catch up on what he's been up to in our absence and see what needs to be done to strike back.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp Book 5 Retrospective

Fri, 01 Mar 2024 00:01:00 -0500

Book 5 is complete! After 32 episodes of breathing room, it's time for us to look back over the abrupt change of scenery that accompanied us in this section of the AP and reflect on our journey thus far. Plus, we answer listener questions both before and after they are asked.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 81 - The PCs Have What Plants Crave

Mon, 26 Feb 2024 10:00:00 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the Book 5 finale where the guys get to interact with different vestiges of their past and Richter gets salty about the treatment of a certain animal companion. Then they are joined by Xeno, a Patron and prominent member of the discord community, along with a special surprise guest, to ruminate on their thoughts on Book 5 as a whole.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 157 - Blasted by the Past

Fri, 23 Feb 2024 00:01:00 -0500

Tumbaja Mountain is safe once more, and for the first time in over a century, Jolizpan has reason for hope. That reason happens to be us, so maybe they shouldn't hope too much, but we're going to do everything we can to not let them down. First things first, though, we are going to deal with some aspects of our past before we get to see the fabric of reality.

We are closing in quick on the end of Book 5, meaning not only is the end of this AP in sight, but our Book 5 Retrospective is just around the corner! If you have any questions you would like us to address during the retrospective send them our way in any way you see fit and we'll add them to the list to be discussed on air. Be sure to get your questions to us by Monday, 2/26 when we'll be recording the retrospective and our $10 and higher Patrons get to listen in live in lieu of that week's early access.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 80 - New Dice New Me

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 09:14:46 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to talk about Star Wars special editions before going off on the guys' collective memory regarding NPCs. Then they gush over the animated DC movies while briefly touching on the events of the most recent episode of Inspired Incompetence.

We are closing in quick on the end of Book 5, meaning not only is the end of this AP in sight, but our Book 5 Retrospective is just around the corner! If you have any questions you would like us to address during the retrospective send them our way in any way you see fit and we'll add them to the list to be discussed on air. Be sure to get your questions to us by Monday, 2/26 when we'll be recording the retrospective and our $10 and higher Patrons get to listen in live in lieu of that week's early access.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 156 - A Heroes' Welcome

Fri, 16 Feb 2024 00:01:00 -0500

Tumbaja Mountain is safe once more, so it's time to return to Jolizpan. Our triumphant return comes with all the fanfare we could have asked for and we get to immediately become the center of attention.  Once things settle a bit, it's time to determine what comes next, now that we've saved the day in Xopatl. 

We are closing in quick on the end of Book 5, meaning not only is the end of this AP in sight, but our Book 5 Retrospective is just around the corner! If you have any questions you would like us to address during the retrospective send them our way in any way you see fit and we'll add them to the list to be discussed on air. Be sure to get your questions to us by Monday, 2/26 when we'll be recording the retrospective and our $10 and higher Patrons get to listen in live in lieu of that week's early access.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 79 - Extra Salty Perception

Mon, 12 Feb 2024 10:00:00 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to finally put an end to who is responsible for all of the character deaths in Tyrant's Grasp. Then, Paizo catches some shade for their map design standards before singing the guys praises for using basic scouting tactics.

We are closing in quick on the end of Book 5, meaning not only is the end of this AP in sight, but our Book 5 Retrospective is just around the corner! If you have any questions you would like us to address during the retrospective send them our way in any way you see fit and we'll add them to the list to be discussed on air. Be sure to get your questions to us by Monday, 2/26 when we'll be recording the retrospective and our $10 and higher Patrons get to listen in live in lieu of that week's early access.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 155 - Eye Spy

Fri, 09 Feb 2024 00:01:00 -0500

We're still hanging out in Tumbaja Mountain. Nessie is gone, but the pervasive aura if the Void remains, and it falls to us to do something about it. With a little strategic scouting from an underutilized spell, we make our way through the resting place of the Kumaru Tree to see what further dangers lurk in the darkness.

We are closing in quick on the end of Book 5, meaning not only is the end of this AP in sight, but our Book 5 Retrospective is just around the corner! If you have any questions you would like us to address during the retrospective send them our way in any way you see fit and we'll add them to the list to be discussed on air. Be sure to get your questions to us by Monday, 2/26 when we'll be recording the retrospective and our $10 and higher Patrons get to listen in live in lieu of that week's early access.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 78 - No Dice Allowed

Mon, 05 Feb 2024 10:00:00 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to take far too long to get the reference in the latest episode title. Then they're joined by Tom and Joe for a lengthy, girthy conversation ranging all over the place and back.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 154 - Treehouse of Horrors

Fri, 02 Feb 2024 00:01:00 -0500

That was the big bad, right? We did it? Sure there's still a ton of negative energy infusing this supposedly sacred place of unending positive energy and power, but that's nothing we can't handle. We just need to take a little time to lick our wounds first so we can tackle the problem fresh.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 77 - Think Outside the Salt

Mon, 29 Jan 2024 10:00:00 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the ending of the Nessie fight, and are joined by Nick to go over just how perfectly fair that fight was. Then, Toast gets jealous over Uhtred's fancy kimono and Richter tries to take credit for the most dangerous foe we've come across thus far, all before having a lengthy conversation on the morals of the PCs.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 153 - Tumbaja Blast

Fri, 26 Jan 2024 00:01:00 -0500

This ancient undead black dragon is a pretty tough customer, who would have thought? Just when we were sure we're in over our heads, we get some unexpected reinforcements that just might be enough to turn the tide against this absolute menace.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 76 - The Dice Giveth but Mostly Taketh Away

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 10:00:00 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to get confused about the meaning of episode titles and discuss the plethora of uses for Glitterdust and the sadism of Tinkerbell. Then, they get into just how brutal this fight against Nessie is for the guys and ponder the design for the dungeon they are in.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 152 - Sparkle Dragon

Fri, 19 Jan 2024 00:01:00 -0500

Nessie is back from his lengthy respite in an otherworldly maze and he is...not happy. Now it's time to see the power of this Ancient Black Dragon Ravener on full display as we throw everything we've got at him, with varying degrees of success.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 75 - Watching the Salt Dry

Mon, 15 Jan 2024 13:04:52 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the super exciting start to the guys' battle with Nessie. Never before has a battle so epic, so exciting, been put out to the public, surely there is a ton to say about it.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 151 - The A-Maze-ing Wait

Fri, 12 Jan 2024 00:01:00 -0500

Tumbaja Mountain. Home of the Kumaru Tree in life, and tomb of the Kumaru Tree in death. Recently has it become the residence of Nessie, an undead black dragon sent here on a mission by Tar Baphon himself. Now we've arrived to try and set things right, but this is a challenge the likes of which we've never seen before.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 74 - Looks Like the Pharasma Four are Dicing Off Again

Mon, 08 Jan 2024 23:43:33 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss card game-based anime and sticking wet things in strange orifices. Then they mock delivery workers before finally delving into what the guys are actually up to by covering the battle at hand against a gigantic undead baby.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 150 - Heart of the Cards

Fri, 05 Jan 2024 00:01:00 -0500

Here we are. Tumbaja Mountain, home of the Kumaru Tree and newly claimed lair of a sinister undead black dragon. We'll get to that eventually, though, since first we have to deal with the bouncer before we can even get into the place.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 73 - A Salty Heroes Feast

Wed, 03 Jan 2024 09:12:26 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week after a brief bout of technical difficulties to discuss the Simpsons, how time is a relentless mistress that comes for us all, and for Richter to wax conspiratorial about Miraina and her supposed big secret.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 149 - Culinary Secrets

Fri, 29 Dec 2023 00:01:00 -0500

Miraina has been lying to us ever since we got to Jolizpan. Now that we're finally ready to take on the undead black dragon that has been terrorizing Xopatl for weeks, it's time for her to come clean so we can proceed with our hearts and consciences clear.

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Dice and Salt 72 - Beyond the Dicey Blue Yonder

Mon, 25 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return just in time for the holidays to give a recap of the gang's worldwide shopping trip, complete with some classic TV nostalgia and Toast temporarily forgetting how to read.

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Tyrant’s Grasp 148 - Quantium Leap

Fri, 22 Dec 2023 00:01:00 -0500

We had a difficult conversation about our future, and things aren't looking terribly optimistic. Everyone knows the best way to cope with bad news is to spend ungodly amounts of money, so that means it's time for an international shopping trip!

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Dice and Salt 71 - Any Way You Slice or Dice It

Mon, 18 Dec 2023 11:18:29 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week just in time for Toast to try her best to get Richter in trouble with his wife, before getting into the discussion about the life-and-death implications discussed in the main show. Then they get into Thelais's mysterious disease before visiting a familiar friend. 

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Tyrant’s Grasp 147 - Kitchen Table Conversations

Fri, 15 Dec 2023 00:01:00 -0500

Well that was certainly some news. Nothing world-shattering or anything. Plus it has the added benefit of possibly affecting people outside of our little group. Now we have to sit and contemplate this crushing bit of information, and take a little trip across the world to talk with an old friend.

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Dice and Salt 70 - A Salty Twist

Mon, 11 Dec 2023 10:00:00 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss one of Lady Toast's favorite spells and one of her most hated spells, both taken by Argenus! Then the discussion turns to balancing player fun vs. GM fun before discussing retcons and sweeping dungeons once the boss has been dealt with.

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Tyrant’s Grasp 146 - Hacking the Mainframe

Fri, 08 Dec 2023 00:01:00 -0500

A creepy gnome has shown up out of the blue in the basement of this academic compound and been welcomed immediately into the group. Now it is time to complete the mission we were actually sent here to accomplish. 

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Dice and Salt 69 - DiNICEy

Mon, 04 Dec 2023 14:20:57 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to make all the wrong movie references and far too many juvenile references to the episode number. Then they discuss the introduction of Matt's new character while debating whether to crown him the "Joe" of Tyrant's Grasp.

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Tyrant’s Grasp 145 - Rifling Through Pockets for Loose Change

Fri, 01 Dec 2023 07:33:17 -0500

He's not just mostly dead, he's all dead. According to the great Billy Crystal, there's only one thing to do at that point. Then we take a well-needed rest in the basement of a compound full of hostile enemies before finally going to find what we actually came to this research facility for.

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Dice and Salt 68 - Dicey Cannonball Assault

Tue, 28 Nov 2023 07:42:42 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the most recent of PCs to bite it and how fantastic Paizo's maps are designed. Then, a quick geometry lesson before finishing things out with a fight recap.

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Tyrant’s Grasp 144 - Tugging on Heart Strings

Fri, 24 Nov 2023 00:01:00 -0500

I'm sorry, he pulled what? Out of whom? Well now this is a whole new problem we have to try and deal with, on top of everything else we've got going on. Let's see where this goes, shall we?

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Dice and Salt 67 - Salty Fortuna

Mon, 20 Nov 2023 10:00:00 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week and are joined by Matt to discuss his horrible luck in the most recent episode, but not before Lord Richter waxes nostalgic about the taste of medicine back in the day. Then they have a lengthy conversation about mystery flavors before briefly talking about a not-very-eventful episode.

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Tyrant’s Grasp 143 - Au Naturale

Fri, 17 Nov 2023 00:01:00 -0500

We made our own back door into a locked room and then down a not-at-all ominous shaft in the floor. Now there's an unexpected outsider who thinks he can scare us, even though we've been into and through Gallowspire. Who does he think he's messing with here?

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Dice and Salt 66 - Dicey Lightning

Mon, 13 Nov 2023 10:00:00 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to come up with a better title for the episode they're reviewing than the guys did before mocking Alex's reading comprehension and digressing into a discussion about comic books after comparing Tioblith to Superman.

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Tyrant’s Grasp 142 - Scuffle Shuffle

Fri, 10 Nov 2023 00:01:00 -0500

Where we're going, we don't need keys. When faced with a door that we don't have the capacity to unlock, just go through the wall. Oh, look, an ominous hole in the floor that descends to unseen depths. Nothing we haven't seen before. In we go!

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Dice and Salt 65 - Sowing the Seeds of Salt

Mon, 06 Nov 2023 10:00:00 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the murderhobo status of the guys and their lack of use of nonlethal tactics in their current mission. Then, Richter tells us what he really thinks about the Harley Quinn TV show before circling back to the episode at hand.

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Tyrant’s Grasp 141 - Nothing to See Here

Fri, 03 Nov 2023 00:01:00 -0400

So after a brief bout of murder, it's time to hide the bodies to obfuscate our presence in the Blue Gardens of Tlil. Luckily, the denizens of the place don't seem terribly perturbed by our presence anyway.

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Dice and Salt 64 - Toast’s Blurry Dice

Mon, 30 Oct 2023 10:51:58 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss topics Alex is banned from discussing for good reason. Then they get into the fun flashback from the recent episode and dig into just how much Toast's dice hate the players.

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Tyrant’s Grasp 140 - Team Blur

Fri, 27 Oct 2023 00:01:00 -0400

There was an attempt (kind of) at diplomacy. Now we're back to doing what we do best: busting in doors and kicking ass. At least, we would, if these scientists weren't so damn blurry.

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Dice and Salt 63 - The Salty Bargain Podcast

Mon, 23 Oct 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to figure out just who the bargain bin podcast really is. Then they get into spelling issues and a diplomatic attempt as they discuss the most recent episode of the Inspired Incompetence Podcast.

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Tyrant’s Grasp 139 - Put Your Foot in the Ground and Stand Up

Fri, 20 Oct 2023 00:43:04 -0400

Stealth is certainly not our strong suit as we went and immediately alerted the entirety of the Bleu Gardens of Tlil to our presence. Now we get to do what we do best: kick in the door and bust some heads. Diplomatic solutions? What are those?

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Dice and Salt 62 - Mi Dicey Moss es Su Dicey Moss

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week so Richter can start to hedge his bet on his conspiracy theories and they can fully admit they can't tell different members of a race apart from one another. Then, Toast presumes some stuff about emerging tentacles that thankfully turn out to be mistaken.

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Tyrant’s Grasp 138 - Boss of Moss

Fri, 13 Oct 2023 00:01:00 -0400

Miraina finally convinced us to go and investigate the Blue Gardens of Tlil after we dragged our feet for days convinced that all of the attacks on Jolizpan were unconnected. Now we're here and are immediately accosted by the wyrwood guards that surely have no connection to the wyrwoods we fought in the city.

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Dice and Salt 61 - Salty Malpractice

Mon, 09 Oct 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to make movie references and discuss the finer points of whether a corpse counts as an object for rules purposes or not. Then they actually manage to discuss the episode at hand while being in awe of the crit dealt by Uhtred.

It's time, once more, for our annual Art Contest! If you are artistically inclined in any way, send us a submission that's related to the podcast for your chance to win a Mini Spellbook from Elderwood Academy pre-loaded with a set of LR Power Dice from Fanroll. "Artistically inclined" does not mean simply a picture, too. Want to write us a song? Go for it! Want to make a paper mache version of Tar Baphon's ridiculous helmet? Do it up! Want to write fanfiction shipping Rogyar and Kishokish? Why not?! Whatever artistic expression you have relating to our Tyrant's Grasp, War for the Crown, or Skull & Shackles content is acceptable as a submission for the contest. Just submit it to us through our Discord or via our email and you'll be entered!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 137 - The Legend of the Snoot Booper

Fri, 06 Oct 2023 00:01:00 -0400

It keeps getting harder and harder to deny that Jolizpan is under a concerted attack. With several instances of wyrwood assailants harassing and terrorizing the city, and now a gigantic boar rampaging through entire buildings, it's clear something needs to be done. First, though, let's deal with the gigantic boar with some musical help.

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Dice and Salt 60 - Dicey Chaotic Loops

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 11:53:02 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to speak some fluent Spanish before getting into more conspiracy theories. They're new conspiracy theories at least, so that's fun.

It's time, once more, for our annual Art Contest! If you are artistically inclined in any way, send us a submission that's related to the podcast for your chance to win a Mini Spellbook from Elderwood Academy pre-loaded with a set of LR Power Dice from Fanroll. "Artistically inclined" does not mean simply a picture, too. Want to write us a song? Go for it! Want to make a paper mache version of Tar Baphon's ridiculous helmet? Do it up! Want to write fanfiction shipping Rogyar and Kishokish? Why not?! Whatever artistic expression you have relating to our Tyrant's Grasp, War for the Crown, or Skull & Shackles content is acceptable as a submission for the contest. Just submit it to us through our Discord or via our email and you'll be entered!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 136 - Emerging Patterns

Fri, 29 Sep 2023 00:01:00 -0400

We had a nice picnic lunch, briefly interrupted by a little slaughter, and now it's time to get back to work. Argenus heads back to his day job as the rest of us continue looking into these strange attacks on the city, and stumble into one more.

It's time, once more, for our annual Art Contest! If you are artistically inclined in any way, send us a submission that's related to the podcast for your chance to win a Mini Spellbook from Elderwood Academy pre-loaded with a set of LR Power Dice from Fanroll. "Artistically inclined" does not mean simply a picture, too. Want to write us a song? Go for it! Want to make a paper mache version of Tar Baphon's ridiculous helmet? Do it up! Want to write fanfiction shipping Rogyar and Kishokish? Why not?! Whatever artistic expression you have relating to our Tyrant's Grasp, War for the Crown, or Skull & Shackles content is acceptable as a submission for the contest. Just submit it to us through our Discord or via our email and you'll be entered!

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Dice and Salt 59 - Salty Battle and Dicey Decisions

Mon, 25 Sep 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week and are joined by Nick to discuss Richter's theory concerning Miraina's origins and motives before delving into Lady Toast's favorite part of the episode: combat!

It's time, once more, for our annual Art Contest! If you are artistically inclined in any way, send us a submission that's related to the podcast for your chance to win a Mini Spellbook from Elderwood Academy pre-loaded with a set of LR Power Dice from Fanroll. "Artistically inclined" does not mean simply a picture, too. Want to write us a song? Go for it! Want to make a paper mache version of Tar Baphon's ridiculous helmet? Do it up! Want to write fanfiction shipping Rogyar and Kishokish? Why not?! Whatever artistic expression you have relating to our Tyrant's Grasp, War for the Crown, or Skull & Shackles content is acceptable as a submission for the contest. Just submit it to us through our Discord or via our email and you'll be entered!

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 135 - Horti-kill-ture

Fri, 22 Sep 2023 00:01:00 -0400

It's time for a nice picnic in the park with a minor side of ulterior motives as there just happens to be a jumble of Kumaru roots there for Miraina to test us against. Then some verdant plant growth interrupts an idyllic afternoon in the park. 

It's time, once more, for our annual Art Contest! If you are artistically inclined in any way, send us a submission that's related to the podcast for your chance to win a Mini Spellbook from Elderwood Academy pre-loaded with a set of LR Power Dice from Fanroll. "Artistically inclined" does not mean simply a picture, too. Want to write us a song? Go for it! Want to make a paper mache version of Tar Baphon's ridiculous helmet? Do it up! Want to write fanfiction shipping Rogyar and Kishokish? Why not?! Whatever artistic expression you have relating to our Tyrant's Grasp, War for the Crown, or Skull & Shackles content is acceptable as a submission for the contest. Just submit it to us through our Discord or via our email and you'll be entered!

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 58 - In Dicey Need of Cliffnotes

Mon, 18 Sep 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to rehash a conversation about gaslighting and ponder the heroism of first responders. Then they discuss the merits of unconventional interrogation methodology and its practical application.

It's time, once more, for our annual Art Contest! If you are artistically inclined in any way, send us a submission that's related to the podcast for your chance to win a Mini Spellbook from Elderwood Academy pre-loaded with a set of LR Power Dice from Fanroll. "Artistically inclined" does not mean simply a picture, too. Want to write us a song? Go for it! Want to make a paper mache version of Tar Baphon's ridiculous helmet? Do it up! Want to write fanfiction shipping Rogyar and Kishokish? Why not?! Whatever artistic expression you have relating to our Tyrant's Grasp, War for the Crown, or Skull & Shackles content is acceptable as a submission for the contest. Just submit it to us through our Discord or via our email and you'll be entered!

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 134 - Tortured Conversation

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 00:01:00 -0400

We managed to save the day once again, even if we couldn't quite save the harbor itself. All in a day's work for us, so now we get to enjoy another day about town while Argenus has some meaningless conversations and plans a picnic lunch.

It's time, once more, for our annual Art Contest! If you are artistically inclined in any way, send us a submission that's related to the podcast for your chance to win a Mini Spellbook from Elderwood Academy pre-loaded with a set of LR Power Dice from Fanroll. "Artistically inclined" does not mean simply a picture, too. Want to write us a song? Go for it! Want to make a paper mache version of Tar Baphon's ridiculous helmet? Do it up! Want to write fanfiction shipping Rogyar and Kishokish? Why not?! Whatever artistic expression you have relating to our Tyrant's Grasp, War for the Crown, or Skull & Shackles content is acceptable as a submission for the contest. Just submit it to us through our Discord or via our email and you'll be entered!

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 57 - Tom Salt Lime

Mon, 11 Sep 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to further a rules argument about order of operations, and they're joined by a raving lunatic named Tom who crashes the episode to discuss the raving madman that he plays on the podcast.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 133 - Smokey Constructs

Fri, 08 Sep 2023 00:01:00 -0400

It is becoming clearer every day that this utopian city we've found ourselves in is not quite so utopian as it first appeared. After a disruption in the market yesterday, today we awake to find the city harbor on fire. Is someone taking advantage of the city's weakened state after the arrival of a dragon nearby? Is this more sinister machinations from Tar Baphon himself from halfway across the world? All we can do is take things one problem at a time for now as the bigger picture starts to unfold.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 56 - A Dicey Bit of Covid

Mon, 04 Sep 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week with a special guest: Covid! They spend some time discussing Richter's conspiracy theories, Sherlock Holmes, and Lady Toast's recent adventures before some weirdo named Alex drops by to talk about the pronunciation of Spanish words for a while.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 132 - Blue Gardens of Foreshadowing

Fri, 01 Sep 2023 00:01:00 -0400

After a nice historical luchador match, we head back to Miraina's place for a good meal and some non-threatening conversation pertaining to the current goings on in Jolizpan and what we all know we're going to have to address at some point.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 55 - A Salt on Alignment

Mon, 28 Aug 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to further some conspiracy theories and discuss a corpse-to-water ratio that people are comfortable with when swimming. Then they go over the potential shifts in alignment that the guys go through this episode and the first combat of Book 5!

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 131 - Aggressive Negotiations

Fri, 25 Aug 2023 08:01:23 -0400

Our time of peace in the somewhat utopian Jolizpan had to come to an end sometime. In the grand scheme of what we've been through in this campaign, a light stabbing and some cutpurses are very low on the threat level for us, but it should prove to be a good warmup to get us back in fighting shape for what is yet to come.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 54 - A Salty Pizza Party

Mon, 21 Aug 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss some of the devious methods capitalists use to exploit their workers and Richter develops of theory concerning one of the few friendly NPCs the gang has come across. Like all conspiracy theories, this one is being reinforced by every bit of information that comes out, whether it's actually evidence or not.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 130 - Saint Luchador

Fri, 18 Aug 2023 00:01:00 -0400

Our time relaxing in Jolizpan continues as we work with Miraina to try and learn as much as we can about the obols in our hearts and the Kumaru tree. Argenus continues his new day job while the rest of us are just enjoying the time away from imminent death while we can.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 53 - Multi-Dice-mentional Roots

Mon, 14 Aug 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to speculate on the true motives of some NPCs and forget the name of the actor behind a beloved cartoon villain.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 129 - Eating for Two

Fri, 11 Aug 2023 00:01:00 -0400

The calm between the storms continues this week as we continue to have just a wonderful time hanging out in Jolizpan. This time around, we learn some new information about Arazni and our obols while Argenus starts his new gig.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 52 - You’ve Got a Salty Mouth

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to take a breather with the rest of us about our time in Jolizpan, or Lolizpan as Lady Toast likes to call it. Then Richter calls player character nerds while waxing nostalgic about movies that Lady Toast hasn't seen.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 128 - It’s the Temperature

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 00:01:00 -0400

Our time in Jolizpan has been an absolute breath of fresh air after the constant grind that this entire AP has been to this point. That continues this week as we try to bridge the language barrier between us and the locals while we start to piece together some more information on where to go next. Also, Argenus looks for work.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 51 - Journey of the Dice Traders

Mon, 31 Jul 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to check in with the group's character check in before getting into a discussion about Mexican food and pronunciations.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 127 - The Starstone, the Lich, and the Kumaru

Fri, 28 Jul 2023 00:01:00 -0400

We're settling into our new situation in Jolizpan. After spending the entire AP to this point with no real opportunity to enjoy the finer things in life it appears that we finally have some time to relax for a while as we research and plan our next moves. Even on the opposite of the world, though, we cannot seem to escape the tendrils of Tar Baphon's influence.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 50 - It’s the End of the Salt As We Know It

Mon, 24 Jul 2023 10:53:18 -0400

After a week off to let the guys do their own recap for once, Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back to dive into Book 5! This time around, they have a bunch of new names to contend with and discuss the guys' level ups and new abilities.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 126 - Around the World

Fri, 21 Jul 2023 00:01:00 -0400

Book 5 baby! After (mostly) surviving the mildest of Gallowspire's challenges, we finally emerged "victorious", granting Arazni her opportunity to exact revenge against Tar Baphon. Of course that didn't exactly play out as we hoped, so now we find ourselves in an unfamiliar jungle with only a final cryptic instruction from Arazni as to what to do next.   This episode also features a sizeable cutscene, as all of our "first of book" episodes do. The one in this episode, however, is the final segment of the special episode we released earlier this week, so below are the time stamps for the episode that you can skip to if you don't want to re-listen to that bit again too soon.   Cutscene start: 16:04 Cutscene end: 52:45   As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Arazni the Unyielding

Tue, 18 Jul 2023 00:01:00 -0400

***SPOILERS AHEAD***

This episode contains spoilers for the entirety of Tyrant's Grasp thus far (through the end of Book 4). For those who are unfamiliar with the story of Tyrant's Grasp or have not listened up through episode 125 of our playthrough, be warned.

Tyrant's Grasp, as an adventure, is also the story of the Red Crusader, Arazni. Formerly the Herald of Aroden, enlisted and then killed fighting the Whispering Tyrant during the Shining Crusade. The imminent return of Tar Baphon in Tyrant's Grasp brings Arazni back to the forefront in Golarion's power dynamics, and this is her story. She is petty, she is angry, and she is...Unyielding.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp Book 4 Retrospective

Fri, 14 Jul 2023 00:01:00 -0400

Here we go! We're finally done, entirely, with Book 4 of Tyrant's Grasp. Here we take a brief look back at the past year of our podcasting life and reflect on where we started and how we got to where we are now, plus listener questions!

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 49 - We Are Prepared to Dice

Mon, 10 Jul 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the Book 4 Finale for Tyrant's Grasp, in which they pine for a more sympathetic view of Tar Baphon and discuss the practicality of nukes. After that, they're joined by Michelle, the voice of Arazni herself, to discuss her time as the Queen of Geb.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 125 - Diplomatic Endeavors

Fri, 07 Jul 2023 00:01:00 -0400

It's been one hell of a journey. From the ruins of Vigil through the Hungry Mountains of Virlych and into the depths of Gallowspire itself we have been put through the wringer. We've lost friends (and acquaintances) and met some new ones along the way. We've seen horrors unknown to the world for nearly a thousand years and lived (mostly) to tell the tale. Now that we're finally out of the horror of Gallowspire, our real test can begin as we finally move out for a confrontation with the Whispering Tyrant himself...by proxy. We've got our part to play as the battle plays out in the background in the finale of Book 4!

After nearly a year spent on this book alone, we can finally announce that our Book 4 Recap Retrospective Extravaganza will be recorded on July 10. If you have any questions you would like us to answer during the retrospective, you can submit them on our discord server (link on our website) or by emailing them to us. If you would like to listen in live to that event, you can join our Patreon at the $10 or higher level and heckle us as we go over the events of the past year. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 48 - Dice and Saltability

Mon, 03 Jul 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week, and are joined by Matt to talk about his conversation with himself and to defend himself against Richter's outrage over the fate of a certain NPC. 

Also, like the fool he is, Matt was caught unawares towards the end of this episode and claimed that the Book 4 Retrospective would be recorded on July 3. This is obviously wrong as the Book 4 finale has not even aired yet. That retrospective will record on July 10 for all of our $10 and up patrons and will release July 14 to the public.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 124 - Surprise and Prejudice

Fri, 30 Jun 2023 00:01:00 -0400

This is not exactly where we thought we would end up. After finally escaping Gallowspire, we decided to pay a visit to an old friend, but someone didn't get the memo and caused quite the commotion in town. Now we have to do damage control while we do some catching up on multiple fronts before we go off to face multiple fronts of a brewing war.

Also, the end of book 4 of this adventure is finally in sight! After nearly a year spent on this book alone, we can finally announce that our Book 4 Recap Retrospective Extravaganza will be recorded on July 10. If you have any questions you would like us to answer during the retrospective, you can submit them on our discord server (link on our website) or by emailing them to us. If you would like to listen in live to that event, you can join our Patreon at the $10 or higher level and heckle us as we go over the events of the past year. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 47 - A Dicey Kersed Reunion

Mon, 26 Jun 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week, and they've tricked Nick into joining them to talk about how the guys finally got out of Gallowspire and then almost immediately got themselves into trouble again by inciting a public panic.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 123 - Near-Death Experiences

Fri, 23 Jun 2023 00:01:00 -0400

Ok, it's entirely possible we've bitten off more than we can chew with the depths of Gallowspire. As much as we struggled even with the parts that weren't sealed off from intruders, we just had to push our luck and delve even deeper, and we have paid the price for it. Now it just might be time to cut our losses and get the hell out of here before something truly catastrophic happens.

Also, the end of book 4 of this adventure is finally in sight! After nearly a year spent on this book alone, we can finally announce that our Book 4 Recap Retrospective Extravaganza will be recorded on July 10. If you have any questions you would like us to answer during the retrospective, you can submit them on our discord server (link on our website) or by emailing them to us. If you would like to listen in live to that event, you can join our Patreon at the $10 or higher level and heckle us as we go over the events of the past year. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 46 - Salty Encounters of the Thorn Kind

Mon, 19 Jun 2023 12:54:46 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week, and they're joined by a sadistic GM named Alex to discuss the gauntlet he's forced his players into and how he's sating his blood thirst.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 122 - As Expected

Fri, 16 Jun 2023 00:01:00 -0400

Ok. It's possible this was a mistake. Delving even deeper into the dungeon of death and undeath beyond our immediate goal may cause us some lasting repercussions. Who knows, though, maybe we'll get out of this scott free and just go on our merry way. Anything's possible, right?

Also, it appears that the end of book 4 of this adventure is finally in sight! That means that our Book 4 Recap Retrospective Extravaganza is forthcoming as well! If you have any questions you would like us to answer during the retrospective, you can submit them on our discord server (link on our website) or by emailing them to us. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 45 - Spider-Dice, Spider-Dice

Mon, 12 Jun 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to call the gang out for causing confusion by using knowledge gleaned between sessions in their efforts to dispose of a truly mythic cloud of fog. Also, stick around until the end to get Lady Toast's hot take on peanut butter.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 121 - The Amazing Rake

Fri, 09 Jun 2023 00:01:00 -0400

We may have gone a little too far with this one. We've been delving into the depths of Gallowspire, in case you forgot, and have not exactly had an easy time of it. Then we came across an adventurer's favorite thing: a sealed off area. Now, we have everything that we came to Gallowspire for, but the temptation was just too great, so now we've released a fog cloud of mythic proportions and unleashed some terrifying spider-like creatures hell-bent on preventing us from continuing our exploration.

Also, it appears that the end of book 4 of this adventure is finally in sight! That means that our Book 4 Recap Retrospective Extravaganza is forthcoming as well! If you have any questions you would like us to answer during the retrospective, you can submit them on our discord server (link on our website) or by emailing them to us. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 44 - Salty Cliffnotes

Mon, 05 Jun 2023 11:19:03 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to run down the harrow reading that Tom ran through and delve into the finer points about Paizo's penchant for big book 4 dungeons.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 120 - Spooky Study Session

Fri, 02 Jun 2023 00:01:00 -0400

With what appears to be our final deadly obstacle overcome in the way of our accomplishment of our mission in Gallowspire, it is finally time to sit down and learn a few things about what exactly we've been enduring down here. With the accumulated knowledge of Tar Baphon, curated by Ameretos, we might finally be able to glean some information about the foe we've been on a collision course with since we first woke up in the Boneyard.

Also, it appears that the end of book 4 of this adventure is finally in sight! That means that our Book 4 Recap Retrospective Extravaganza is forthcoming as well! If you have any questions you would like us to answer during the retrospective, you can submit them on our discord server (link on our website) or by emailing them to us. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 43 - Fickle Dice of Trivial Targets

Mon, 29 May 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to correct the gang on just how long they've actually been recording before once more discussing the semantic definitions of what makes a lake a lake and what makes up "air".

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 119 - One More Grave

Fri, 26 May 2023 00:01:00 -0400

Gallowspire is a place that could very conceivably be called the Capital of death on Golarion. It is a place so full of death and undeath that the addition of one more dead body can easily go unnoticed. Not this one, though. This one is very much felt by us, especially coming so close to the accomplishment of our goal here. How much more tragedy can we endure?

Also, it appears that the end of book 4 of this adventure is finally in sight! That means that our Book 4 Recap Retrospective Extravaganza is forthcoming as well! If you have any questions you would like us to answer during the retrospective, you can submit them on our discord server (link on our website) or by emailing them to us. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 42 - The Salty Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything

Mon, 22 May 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to talk Pathfinder math, character death, and Dragonball Z in the process of discussing the end of the struggle against Ameretos.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 118 - Escargot

Fri, 19 May 2023 00:01:00 -0400

After trading blows back and forth, everyone has taken a step back to recover as the fight with the graveknight captain Ameretos continues. Let's see if this one can get a better body count than some of the other graveknights we've taken down.

Also, it appears that the end of book 4 of this adventure is finally in sight! That means that our Book 4 Recap Retrospective Extravaganza is forthcoming as well! If you have any questions you would like us to answer during the retrospective, you can submit them on our discord server (link on our website) or by emailing them to us. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 41 - Is This the Real Dice? Is This Just Fantasy?

Mon, 15 May 2023 10:08:12 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss scared elves, brave psychopomps, blind elk, and ineffectual lightning strikes in between digressions in this iteration of Dice and Salt.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 117 - Ameretos and Lightning, Very Very Frightening!

Fri, 12 May 2023 00:01:00 -0400

After cutting our way through the chaffe, it's time to put ourselves up against the wheat. We've battled our way through this nightmare of a dungeon and destroyed several of Geb's elite guards, but now it's time to try our luck against the baddest of the bads. 

Also, it appears that the end of book 4 of this adventure is finally in sight! That means that our Book 4 Recap Retrospective Extravaganza is forthcoming as well! If you have any questions you would like us to answer during the retrospective, you can submit them on our discord server (link on our website) or by emailing them to us. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 40 - The Salty World of Alex Mack

Mon, 08 May 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the physics of mercury and digress so much that this is really just a digression episode with a smattering of Inspired Incompetence review. Fun times all around.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 116 - Throw Me a Bloody Bone

Fri, 05 May 2023 00:01:00 -0400

With the misguided perpetually tortured outsider behind us, it comes time to work our way through a hall of mirrors that surely will not manage to conceal any deadly enemies at all.

Also, it appears that the end of book 4 of this adventure is finally in sight! That means that our Book 4 Recap Retrospective Extravaganza is forthcoming as well! If you have any questions you would like us to answer during the retrospective, you can submit them on our discord server (link on our website) or by emailing them to us. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 39 - Unescapable Dicey Avengers

Mon, 01 May 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss superhero villains and dental work in the course of recapping Episode 115 of the Inspired Incompetence podcast. 

Also, it appears that the end of book 4 of this adventure is finally in sight! That means that our Book 4 Recap Retrospective Extravaganza is forthcoming as well! If you have any questions you would like us to answer during the retrospective, you can submit them on our discord server (link on our website) or by emailing them to us. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 115 - The Inevitable Inevitable

Fri, 28 Apr 2023 07:01:21 -0400

Whelp...we're still in Gallowspire. It does feel like we're finally actually working towards the conclusion of our time in here, but that just means that the enemies we're going to face will be our toughest foes yet. Here's hoping the reward befits the risk.

Also, it appears that the end of book 4 of this adventure is finally in sight! That means that our Book 4 Recap Retrospective Extravaganza is forthcoming as well! If you have any questions you would like us to answer during the retrospective, you can submit them on our discord server (link on our website) or by emailing them to us. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 38 - A Salty Intermission

Mon, 24 Apr 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the triumphant return of Joe's new old character and his amazing ability to beat up a child. They also forget how his class works, but give us another glimpse into Joe's amazing singing talents.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 114 - He Is the Champion

Fri, 21 Apr 2023 00:01:00 -0400

So we were correct. The big evil dude did not, in fact, remain voluntarily in his prison after winning his freedom. He did, however, leave behind a fun little surprise that we had to deal with, and that was followed by some clues to its activities. Now to piece together what he knows based on what we know about what he knew and when. Simple.

Also, it appears that the end of book 4 of this adventure is finally in sight! That means that our Book 4 Recap Retrospective Extravaganza is forthcoming as well! If you have any questions you would like us to answer during the retrospective, you can submit them on our discord server (link on our website) or by emailing them to us. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 37 - A Dicey Theft

Mon, 17 Apr 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the Whispering Tyrant's takeover of the show temporarily, and critique his grasp of the game's rules as they must have eroded during his long imprisonment. Then, they're joined by Alex himself to discuss what it was like being that close to the big baddy himself now that our beloved GM is finally past his prime.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 113 - Whispering Jackass

Fri, 14 Apr 2023 00:01:00 -0400

He's not supposed to be here. Why in the hell would someone stick around in the prison that has held them for nearly a millennium once they've been freed? And now the bastard has gone and kidnapped Alex too while he toys with us. Let's see if we can wriggle our way out of this one and maybe finish our mission.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 36 - Salty Scythes

Mon, 10 Apr 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to try and piece together just what was going on with all those Randolphs and the particulars of the structure of Gallowspire gets clarified for Richter. Then they're joined by Xenothos, fellow patron and Discord superstar, for an ongoing discussion of the episode.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 112 - War of the Randolphs

Fri, 07 Apr 2023 00:01:00 -0400

We're back in Gallowspire to continue our journey into the depths of the Whispering Tyrant's fortress, but this time in we're confronted by a familiar face with an incorporeal tinge to it, and he's none too happy to see us.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 35 - How Many Dicey Digressions Can One Episode Have?

Mon, 03 Apr 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the latest Alex flashback featuring the fall of a Knight of Ozem, then the emergence of Joe's new character after a tragic loss. Also they delve into the finer points of Star Trek, Latvia, and how centaurs spoon.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 111 - How Many Times Can One Man Die?

Fri, 31 Mar 2023 00:01:00 -0400

We managed to overcome our steepest hurdle to date, but not without casualties. Now it's time to retreat and lick our wounds as we prepare for what we hope will be our final push into Gallowspire. Sometimes reinforcements come from the most unexpected of places.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Inspired Incompetence Live from Somewhere in the Midwest

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 14:21:04 -0400

Ladies and gentlemen, we are very pleased to bring you our second ever live show! This time in an actual theater with actual audio quality! Come listen and enjoy the ongoing alternate reality exploring what might have happened to the crew of the Maskador if things had shaken out just a bit differently at a pivotal point in our adventure.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice& Salt 34 - A Salty Head Wound

Mon, 27 Mar 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the finer points of the strategy of eliminating a downed foe compared to that of moving on to more direct threats before Alexs joins them to settle the debate and explain his recent actions.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 110 - Behead of the Curve

Fri, 24 Mar 2023 00:01:00 -0400

This could be going better. We tracked down that graveknight that ran away from a simple little wall of ice, but it turns out he had also tracked something down: backup. Now we're struggling to keep our losses to a minimum as we put forth a heroic effort to overcome these undead beasties.

Also this week, we've got an exciting announcement! We've been invited to perform a live event at Purdue University in West Lefayette, Indiana, in just a couple weeks! We'll be there on Saturday, March 25, performing in Fowler Hall. There are no tickets or passes required, but seating is first come, first serve. We know it's very short notice, but anyone who wants to make the trip is welcome to check it out!

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 33 - A Dicey Way to Get A Head

Mon, 20 Mar 2023 10:15:49 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the combat-heavy Episode 109 of the Inspired Incompetence podcast in which nothing of significance really happens, except for the Toast dice claiming another couple of victims. 

Also this week, we've got an exciting announcement! We've been invited to perform a live event at Purdue University in West Lefayette, Indiana, in just a couple weeks! We'll be there on Saturday, March 25, performing in Fowler Hall. There are no tickets or passes required, but seating is first come, first serve. We know it's very short notice, but anyone who wants to make the trip is welcome to check it out!

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 109 - Can I Get A Hand?

Fri, 17 Mar 2023 00:36:08 -0400

We spent some time chasing our tails searching for a cowardly graveknight who fled from a little wall of ice and wound up finding a nifty table with a secret. With that secret revealed, now it's time to figure out exactly where that damned graveknight got off to and take care of it once and for all.

Also this week, we've got an exciting announcement! We've been invited to perform a live event at Purdue University in West Lefayette, Indiana, in just a couple weeks! We'll be there on Saturday, March 25, performing in Fowler Hall. There are no tickets or passes required, but seating is first come, first serve. We know it's very short notice, but anyone who wants to make the trip is welcome to check it out!

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 32 - Salty Niches

Mon, 13 Mar 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Cinnamon Toast (according to Joe) return this week to discuss the phonetics of niches and get lost in Gallowspire with the rest of us. Then the whole gang hops on for a fun conversation from a secret getaway.

Also this week, we've got an exciting announcement! We've been invited to perform a live event at Purdue University in West Lefayette, Indiana, in just a couple weeks! We'll be there on Saturday, March 25, performing in Fowler Hall. There are no tickets or passes required, but seating is first come, first serve. We know it's very short notice, but anyone who wants to make the trip is welcome to check it out!

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 108 - Searching for Trouble

Fri, 10 Mar 2023 00:01:00 -0500

With that pesky dragon business out of the way, it's time to see if there's anything of value in this arena besides a big ol' pile of bones. Then a cowardly undead shows up and shows out as we continue to explore Gallowspire, searching for a way to shut off the anti-teleportation field surrounding the place. 

Also this week, we've got an exciting announcement! We've been invited to perform a live event at Purdue University in West Lefayette, Indiana, in just a couple weeks! We'll be there on Saturday, March 25, performing in Fowler Hall. There are no tickets or passes required, but seating is first come, first serve. We know it's very short notice, but anyone who wants to make the trip is welcome to check it out!

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 31 - Dicey Spark Notes

Mon, 06 Mar 2023 09:53:08 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to talk about the battle against a Young Adult Gold Dragon Skeletal Champion and the useless horde that it was guarding. Also, there's a couple guys named Nick and Tom that join them for some reason.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 107 - Dragon deez Bones

Fri, 03 Mar 2023 07:23:56 -0500

It had to happen eventually, right? We're delving into the anitpode of life on the Material Plane, facing undead of every stripe. We just had to run into an undead dragon at some point. Well, here it is, ready to do all sorts of dragon-y things to us in an effort to bring our expedition to a grinding halt.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 30 - Salty Sea Nostalgia

Mon, 27 Feb 2023 10:16:22 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to reminisce about the good old days when the gang was a simple band of pirates enjoying the pleasures of the Shackles before the conversation returns to the hilarious endeavors of the gang's incursion into the heart of negativity known as Gallowspire.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 106 - Confessions of an Undead Sympathizer

Fri, 24 Feb 2023 09:28:26 -0500

We leveled up! After a brief discussion about the new fun abilities that we all earned, it comes time for to bring Tioblith into the fold with a nice heart-to-heart conversation about what's really going on in Gallowspire.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 29 - Salt in my Wounds

Mon, 20 Feb 2023 19:27:46 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss Episode 105 of the Inspired Incompetence podcast, in which Lord Richter gets a shout out that makes him feel not-at-all self-important.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 105 - A Bone to Kick

Fri, 17 Feb 2023 00:01:00 -0500

Fireballs aren't supposed to summon giant undead thingies, right? Are we remembering that wrong? Either way, that seems to be what happened, so now we've got to deal with that thing on top of the two annoyingly mobile wraiths hampering our every move.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 28 - Can’t Hide My Lyin’ Dice

Mon, 13 Feb 2023 10:00:00 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to try to puzzle out the layout of Gallowspire based purely on the semi-coherent ramblings of Alex during the Episode 104 before a very normal and not-at-all-complicated combat breaks out.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 104 - Liars’ Lair

Fri, 10 Feb 2023 00:01:00 -0500

We've got a new old ally tagging along, and it's time to check out a big chamber that seems to be designed as a sort of shrine to Tar Baphon himself. At least we know the guy's got a healthy ego, even after all this time...

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 27 - Plus 2 Salty Scythe

Mon, 06 Feb 2023 09:55:24 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss the group's reunion with an old friend and to describe how wrong they were in a moment of despair, despite being wrong not mattering in the least.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 103 - A Blast Furnace From the Past

Fri, 03 Feb 2023 00:01:00 -0500

A room lined with furnaces within the eternal tomb of the greatest threat the world has seen in centuries is certainly not worrying in the least. Sounds like the perfect place to catch up with an old friend.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 26 - A Dicey Prize in a Box

Mon, 30 Jan 2023 09:52:11 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to make way too many puns about Episode 102 of the Inspired Incompetence podcast and discuss some of the finer points of combat rules.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 102 - Two Scoops of Trauma

Fri, 27 Jan 2023 00:01:00 -0500

We made it through another encounter with a Grave Knight and had no casualties of note. What's that? There's an elk-shaped hole in the ground that wasn't there before? I'm sure it's nothing. Unrelated, it might be time to smoke some elk jerky.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 25 - Salty Stakes

Mon, 23 Jan 2023 11:40:42 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to gush over Michelle's return as the group's mysterious benefactor and to ruminate over the intricacies of a unique magic item.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 101 - Calmbat

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 00:01:00 -0500

Usually waking up in a familiar place is usually very comforting. Usually that place is not a tomb, though, and it's usually also the same place you went to sleep. So yea, Uhtred is in for a nice, pleasant morning conversation before we continue our trip into the ancient tomb of one of the most dangerous beings to ever walk the planet.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 24 - I’ve Come to Dice with You Again

Mon, 16 Jan 2023 10:46:52 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week raw and unfiltered! That's right, to celebrate Episode 100 of the Inspired Incompetence podcast, our intrepid hosts have decided to do this episode live. Listen along with them as they experience it for the first time.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 100 - Harrow Darkness My Old Friend

Fri, 13 Jan 2023 00:01:00 -0500

We did it! For two campaigns in a row we managed to get all the way to Episode 100 (and beyond!). To celebrate, we decided to take a break from our excursion into Gallowspire to sit down and play some cards.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 23 - Salty Vibrations

Mon, 09 Jan 2023 10:10:55 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to wax nostalgic about some classic cartoons and talk just a little bit about Episode 99 of the Inspired Incompetence podcast.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 99 - Bad Vibes

Fri, 06 Jan 2023 00:01:00 -0500

So, fun fact: delving into the antithesis of life as we know it is a bit more difficult than we might have expected. Despite Gallowspire itself being seemingly against us, surely there can't be anything too dangerous down here after being sealed away for nearly a millennium.

Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your chance! You can design a crit card for us to use (critical hit or fumble, your choice) and submit it to us either through Discord or through our email. Once you have a fun crit designed, send us $5 via https://www.buymeacoffee.com/incompetence and be sure to include your name in the donation message. With that, your crit will be shuffled into our stack of crit cards and we'll use it on the show! In addition, every crit card submission will give you an entry into a giveaway that will include a mini spellbook from Elderwood Academy, a set of dice from Kraken Dice, and some Inspired Incompetence merch! Get your card submitted by January 6, 2023 to enter.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 22 - Dicey Descent into Madness

Mon, 02 Jan 2023 10:00:00 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week discussing Episode 98 of the Inspired Incompetence Podcast, in which Uhtred crits some more (yawn) and Toast can't keep anyone's names straight and is wrong about several characters.

Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your chance! You can design a crit card for us to use (critical hit or fumble, your choice) and submit it to us either through Discord or through our email. Once you have a fun crit designed, send us $5 via https://www.buymeacoffee.com/incompetence and be sure to include your name in the donation message. With that, your crit will be shuffled into our stack of crit cards and we'll use it on the show! In addition, every crit card submission will give you an entry into a giveaway that will include a mini spellbook from Elderwood Academy, a set of dice from Kraken Dice, and some Inspired Incompetence merch! Get your card submitted by January 6, 2023 to enter.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 98 - Crater Diving

Fri, 30 Dec 2022 00:01:00 -0500

We've finally arrived. It feels like we've been traveling for months through the treacherous wilderness of Ustalav's Hungry Mountains and the fresh hell that is the Gallowgarden. It's all led to this. We've finally reached Gallowspire, but even after all this time we are not entirely prepared for what awaits.

Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your chance! You can design a crit card for us to use (critical hit or fumble, your choice) and submit it to us either through Discord or through our email. Once you have a fun crit designed, send us $5 via https://www.buymeacoffee.com/incompetence and be sure to include your name in the donation message. With that, your crit will be shuffled into our stack of crit cards and we'll use it on the show! In addition, every crit card submission will give you an entry into a giveaway that will include a mini spellbook from Elderwood Academy, a set of dice from Kraken Dice, and some Inspired Incompetence merch! Get your card submitted by January 6, 2023 to enter.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 21 - A Salty Blow, A Dirty Bite, and Uhtred in Your Mouth

Mon, 26 Dec 2022 17:47:53 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss Episode 97 of the Inspired Incompetence podcast in which they get themselves a bird's eye view of the group's very breezy encounter and reference a bunch of Disney movies you can't find online anymore.

Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your chance! You can design a crit card for us to use (critical hit or fumble, your choice) and submit it to us either through Discord or through our email. Once you have a fun crit designed, send us $5 via https://www.buymeacoffee.com/incompetence and be sure to include your name in the donation message. With that, your crit will be shuffled into our stack of crit cards and we'll use it on the show! In addition, every crit card submission will give you an entry into a giveaway that will include a mini spellbook from Elderwood Academy, a set of dice from Kraken Dice, and some Inspired Incompetence merch! Get your card submitted by January 6, 2023 to enter.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 97 - The Wind Beating Our Wings

Fri, 23 Dec 2022 00:01:00 -0500

We are greeted first thing after a well-needed rest by an old friend who just wants to keep things breezy. After a quick visit, we continue on our way inwards, towards the center of the overgrown, ancient city of Adorak towards whatever remains of Gallowspire.

Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your chance! You can design a crit card for us to use (critical hit or fumble, your choice) and submit it to us either through Discord or through our email. Once you have a fun crit designed, send us $5 via https://www.buymeacoffee.com/incompetence and be sure to include your name in the donation message. With that, your crit will be shuffled into our stack of crit cards and we'll use it on the show! In addition, every crit card submission will give you an entry into a giveaway that will include a mini spellbook from Elderwood Academy, a set of dice from Kraken Dice, and some Inspired Incompetence merch! Get your card submitted by January 6, 2023 to enter.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 20 - Dicey Catering

Mon, 19 Dec 2022 11:35:08 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss a scrumptious, never-ending meal and get into the nitty-gritty of a giant monster movie. Speaking of giant monsters, they also have a short conversation with the biggest monster in history: Joe.

Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your chance! You can design a crit card for us to use (critical hit or fumble, your choice) and submit it to us either through Discord or through our email. Once you have a fun crit designed, send us $5 via https://www.buymeacoffee.com/incompetence and be sure to include your name in the donation message. With that, your crit will be shuffled into our stack of crit cards and we'll use it on the show! In addition, every crit card submission will give you an entry into a giveaway that will include a mini spellbook from Elderwood Academy, a set of dice from Kraken Dice, and some Inspired Incompetence merch! Get your card submitted by January 6, 2023 to enter.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 96 - Sweet Dreams

Fri, 16 Dec 2022 00:01:00 -0500

We push ever closer to the center of the ancient city of Adorak, and the Whispering Tyrant's former prison. The journey is taking a toll on our bodies and our minds, as some memories bubble to the surface as we take a much needed rest.

Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your chance! You can design a crit card for us to use (critical hit or fumble, your choice) and submit it to us either through Discord or through our email. Once you have a fun crit designed, send us $5 via https://www.buymeacoffee.com/incompetence and be sure to include your name in the donation message. With that, your crit will be shuffled into our stack of crit cards and we'll use it on the show! In addition, every crit card submission will give you an entry into a giveaway that will include a mini spellbook from Elderwood Academy, a set of dice from Kraken Dice, and some Inspired Incompetence merch! Get your card submitted by January 6, 2023 to enter.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 19 - Salty Armchair GM

Mon, 12 Dec 2022 11:25:37 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to second guess Alex's tactical acumin and criticize Matt's choice of spells as they discuss episode 95 of the Inspired Incompetence podcast.

Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your chance! You can design a crit card for us to use (critical hit or fumble, your choice) and submit it to us either through Discord or through our email. Once you have a fun crit designed, send us $5 via https://www.buymeacoffee.com/incompetence and be sure to include your name in the donation message. With that, your crit will be shuffled into our stack of crit cards and we'll use it on the show! In addition, every crit card submission will give you an entry into a giveaway that will include a mini spellbook from Elderwood Academy, a set of dice from Kraken Dice, and some Inspired Incompetence merch! Get your card submitted by January 6, 2023 to enter.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 95 - The Armory of Adorak

Fri, 09 Dec 2022 00:54:05 -0500

Now we know we have Geb's bloodhounds on our scent searching for their liege lady in all the wrong places, plus we even got some added traumatic flashbacks as a bonus! Now, we have to make our way through the decrepit, overgrown ruins of Adorak, Tar Baphon's former capital, that is not quite as dead as it seems.

Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your chance! You can design a crit card for us to use (critical hit or fumble, your choice) and submit it to us either through Discord or through our email. Once you have a fun crit designed, send us $5 via https://www.buymeacoffee.com/incompetence and be sure to include your name in the donation message. With that, your crit will be shuffled into our stack of crit cards and we'll use it on the show! In addition, every crit card submission will give you an entry into a giveaway that will include a mini spellbook from Elderwood Academy, a set of dice from Kraken Dice, and some Inspired Incompetence merch! Get your card submitted by January 6, 2023 to enter.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 18 - Dicey Pet Care

Tue, 06 Dec 2022 09:21:22 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week discussing Episode 94 of the Inspired Incompetence podcast, in which a cavalier deals underwhelming damage and we get some great tips on how to care for your hippogriff.

Also, have you ever wanted to have a more direct impact on the show? Well, now's your chance! You can design a crit card for us to use (critical hit or fumble, your choice) and submit it to us either through Discord or through our email. Once you have a fun crit designed, send us $5 via https://www.buymeacoffee.com/incompetence and be sure to include your name in the donation message. With that, your crit will be shuffled into our stack of crit cards and we'll use it on the show! In addition, every crit card submission will give you an entry into a giveaway that will include a mini spellbook from Elderwood Academy, a set of dice from Kraken Dice, and some Inspired Incompetence merch! Get your card submitted by January 6, 2023 to enter.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 94 - The Fall of Fallenstag

Fri, 02 Dec 2022 00:01:00 -0500

It appears Arazni's bodyguards have finally started searching for her in earnest. Unfortunately for us, that means one of them caught our scent by mistake. Now we find ourselves facing down a fallen hero from centuries ago barring our path.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 17 - Sowing Salt and Reaping Rules

Mon, 28 Nov 2022 10:50:37 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the group's level up and just how much they enjoy the ticky-tack rules lawyering that happens to the best of us on occasion.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 93 - Gallow Homes and Gardens

Fri, 25 Nov 2022 00:01:00 -0500

With another pesky undead dispatched, we have felt our power grow! After a short discussion about our new enhanced abilities, we continue our journey into the Gallowgarden into something that starts to feel almost familiar within this alien landscape.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 16 - Dice Level Up

Mon, 21 Nov 2022 10:53:10 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss this week's combat-heavy episode of Inspired Incompetence. Lady Toast managed to enjoy the episode despite that fact before the two intrepid hosts are joined by Nick to spread slander about Joe and wax philosophical about Greek mythology.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 92 - Trouble Down Under

Fri, 18 Nov 2022 00:01:00 -0500

As could only be expected in a place like the Gallowgarden, we have been ambushed in the night by a particularly unpleasant undead foe. With all sorts of tricks and traps up its rotting sleeves, this could prove to be a rather unpleasant experience for all involved.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 15 - Two Salty Combats and a Holy Symbol in a Pear Tree

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 09:23:52 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss Episode 91 of Inspired Incompetence's Tyrant's Grasp playthrough in between arguments over how statistics work.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 91 - Faces in the Trees

Fri, 11 Nov 2022 00:01:00 -0500

We've made it to what we assume is the blast zone surrounding Gallowspire. Every bit of aftermath from this devastating weapon that we've come across has left a plethora of verdant, if corrupted, wild growth. This is unlike anything else we've come across, however, and untold dangers surely lurk in the Gallowgarden.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 14 - A Dicey Deal on Kidneys

Mon, 07 Nov 2022 08:53:05 -0500

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to recap the group's interaction with some very helpful pegasi and subsequent stroll through a verdant, perfectly healthy jungle that has sprung up around Gallowspire.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 90 - Assistance from Above

Fri, 04 Nov 2022 00:01:00 -0400

After trudging across the Hungry Mountains on foot, some help finally arrives to speed us on our travels. Sometimes gift horses need to be looked in the mouth, though, and these horses definitely have something in their mouths.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 13 - Salty Dragon Mist

Tue, 01 Nov 2022 19:50:08 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss TIoblith's completely understandable exploration of a large waterfall that just happened to result in the group having to battle a dragon.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 89 - Accidental Assassins

Fri, 28 Oct 2022 00:01:00 -0400

With a couple judicious uses of some quick teleportation, we've made our way to the top of the Wailing Cascade. From the top of the waterfall, we've got a spectacular view of the Hungry Mountains, but perhaps these peaks have that name for a reason. 

Also a reminder that we are again nominated for this year's Audioverse Awards. Right now we're trying to make it to the finalist phase, so head on over to https://audioverseawards.net/vote/ to help us reach the next level of the awards process. Right now there are only 2 categories: New Shows and Ongoing Shows. We are in the Ongoing Shows category, so we would really appreciate any support we can get in our quest to once again claim to be an award-winning podcast!

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 12 - Dicey Check-ins

Mon, 24 Oct 2022 10:09:44 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss episode 88 of the Inspired Incompetence podcast, in which we get a deadly flashback and some character check-ins all topped off by a conversation with the ever-chaotic Tom, mostly pertaining to Argenus's potential relationship with Arazni.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 88 - Creepy Crawly Cliffs

Fri, 21 Oct 2022 00:01:00 -0400

With a new friend (well, "friend") the gang continues their infiltration of Ustalav, trekking through some of the most dangerous wilderness in the Inner Sea to make their way to Gallowspire. Their next landmark is the Wailing Cascade, a massive waterfall they'll have to find a way to climb to continue their journey, but they'll have to get there first.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 11 - Salty Haunty

Mon, 17 Oct 2022 22:39:21 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are here this week to talk over some fun revelations regarding Matt's new character, as well as the haunted lake that made for an excellent camping spot.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 87 - Tio-Glib

Fri, 14 Oct 2022 00:01:00 -0400

It appears there is more to the new guy than initially meets the eye. He's carrying something around with him that is immensely powerful, and if he wants to garner the trust of his fellow adventurers, he's going to have to start sharing. After all, sharing is caring.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 10 - Digging Up Dice

Mon, 10 Oct 2022 11:35:44 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are here this week to take a look at yet another new character from Matt, and to wax philosophical about the ethics of making a sentient animal sleep outside.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 86 - Tomb Giant Raider

Fri, 07 Oct 2022 00:01:00 -0400

With things finally settled at Castle Faunum and some supplies in hand, Uhtred and the gang part ways with the Fellwood Irregulars and continue on their journey to Gallowspire. What new obstacles await as they trek their way through Ustalav?

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 9 - Salty Interrogations

Mon, 03 Oct 2022 11:01:27 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss a couple of fun interrogations and to give Joe some unsolicited advice that he will surely hear and listen to.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 85 - Waning Gibrous

Fri, 30 Sep 2022 00:01:00 -0400

Emotions are high after a charged battle, but now it's time to find out exactly what is going on with this strange gathering at Lastwall's last bastion within Ustalav itself. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 8 - Dice and Scrabble and Boggles, Oh My!

Mon, 26 Sep 2022 10:22:01 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to dive into the action-packed Episode 84 of the Inspired Incompetence Podcast where we have some fun with the names of some unexpected fey interlopers.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 84 - A Mother’s Love

Fri, 23 Sep 2022 00:01:00 -0400

Even when she's no longer with the group, Vipera is finding new ways to make our lives tougher. This time, it comes in the form of someone searching for her in all the wrong places. Emotions just might rise a bit here.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 7 - RAW Salt

Mon, 19 Sep 2022 09:28:51 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week with a quick recap of Episode 83 of our Tyrant's Grasp playthrough, in which they spend an inordinate amount of time discussing the finer points of Matt's new character and even discover a flaw or two.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 83 - Horse Thing

Fri, 16 Sep 2022 07:09:27 -0400

We return from our short hiatus this week to find ourselves wandering into what should be the last place of safety before we really make our push into the heart of Ustalav on our way to Gallowspire. Safety is never something we've really experienced, and this place is no different, but perhaps we'll get a bit more help along the way.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt: Dicey Prison Break

Mon, 12 Sep 2022 10:41:54 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return this week to discuss the second part of our Meanwhile in Vigil escapades with some help from the Dimension Door podcast. This time around, they start with the aftermath of our fiendish battle and finish with an absolutely lovely conversation with Dimension Door's very own Amanda.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Meanwhile in Vigil: Part 2

Fri, 09 Sep 2022 07:18:15 -0400

We're back this week to find out what happened to a certain prison in Vigil during recent events. Uhtred and the gang will return next week, but for the meantime enjoy this little diversion with a little help from the Dimension Door podcast!

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt: Meanwhile in a Salty Pocket Prison

Mon, 05 Sep 2022 10:29:07 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week discussing part 1 of the special Meanwhile in Vigil episode where the Inspired Incompetence boys were joined by some Dimension Door cast members for a small break from the ongoing adventures of Uhtred and the gang. Also, they wrangled god himself (at least in this particular universe), Alex, for a fun conversation about this very uplifting campaign thus far.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Meanwhile in Vigil: Part 1

Fri, 02 Sep 2022 00:01:00 -0400

This week, we going to take a slight detour from Uhtred and the gang as they traipse through Ustalav to check in on some events back in Vigil itself in the aftermath of recent events. We even recruited a little help from the Dimension Door podcast!

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice & Salt 6 - Beating Dead Dice

Mon, 29 Aug 2022 13:33:44 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast return once more this week with a discussion and recap of Episode 82 - Much Ado About Corpses. This one gets meta as they discuss the discussions that happened in the episode and both marvel at and defend Matt's pain throughout.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 82 - Much Ado About Corpses

Fri, 26 Aug 2022 00:01:00 -0400

We got a firsthand lesson just how dangerous our new mission is. After our first random run-in with what we can only assume is an average undead patrol we've already suffered heavy losses. Now that we have a taste of what's coming, we can move forward with the appropriate caution.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice & Salt 5 - A Dash of Crimson Salt

Mon, 22 Aug 2022 10:22:11 -0400

This time around Lord Richter and Lady Toast discuss the events of Episode 81 of the Inspired Incompetence podcast and, on a wholly unrelated note, talk about the responsibility involved when dice you've given as a gift do something horrendous. Oh, and Matt joins in on the conversation too, also for entirely unrelated reasons.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 81 - Don’t Lose Your Head

Fri, 19 Aug 2022 00:01:00 -0400

We're officially in enemy territory now, but at least we have a clear objective to work towards. Now we just need to keep our heads in an oppressively hostile land and we'll all come through this in one piece.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Inspired Incompetence live from Fandom Fest!

Wed, 17 Aug 2022 11:52:36 -0400

Today we bring you a very special recording that we did at Fandom Fest in Schenectady, NY, this past weekend. Apologies for the echo and at times the fussy baby, but such is the nature of live recordings. Come join us as we delve back into our pirating days and explore an alternate timeline of what could have been during a pivotal moment in our adventures.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 4 - Rolling Toasty Dice

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 11:13:20 -0400

Lord Richter and Lady Toast are back this week to discuss Episode 80 of our Tyrant's Grasp campaign - The Welcome We Expected. This was our first taste of real combat in Book 4 as a newly-shuffled adventuring group, so discussions abound about some new abilities and the newest member of the party.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 80 - The Welcome We Expected

Fri, 12 Aug 2022 00:01:00 -0400

We finally have a clear goal and a plan moving forward. Now we just have to execute it, which is much easier said than done. First things first, we need to cross the Path River into Ustalav, where we will officially be in enemy territory.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 3 - Talking Salt

Mon, 08 Aug 2022 10:43:09 -0400

Dice and Salt is here this week going over Episode 79 of our Tyrant's Grasp playthrough, entitled "No More Secrets." The episode holds true to its title and the salty dice crew secured a conversation with GM Alex's wife, Michelle, who voices Mictena back in book 1 as well as the Undead Lady in Red in this episode. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 79 -No More Secrets

Fri, 05 Aug 2022 00:01:00 -0400

Our mysterious observer has finally revealed herself to us and, in light of recent events, has decided it is time for all of us to lay our cards on the table. It's finally time to get answers to some of the questions that have haunted us.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 2 - A Dicey Start

Mon, 01 Aug 2022 10:13:06 -0400

Welcome back for Episode 2 of our fan-made Dice and Salt show! This week, we get Lord Richter and Lady Toast's reaction to the first episode of Book 4 and a taste of what the show's format will be moving forward. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 78 - Briefed By An Angel

Fri, 29 Jul 2022 00:01:00 -0400

Here we go, diving right into Book 4 of our Tyrant's Grasp playthrough! Following the path of utter destruction in our wake, and somehow feeling mildly hopeful, we get an unexpected guest with new directions for us. Perhaps now we can start seeking some answers instead of just getting more questions.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Dice and Salt 1 - A Salty Intro

Mon, 25 Jul 2022 14:39:12 -0400

Today we bring you something special. Something new. Two of our biggest supporters, Lord Richter and the Lady of Toast, have decided they want to produce a companion podcast to our little show. This is their first episode, a quick recap of the first three books thus far and an introduction to your new recap hosts. Going forward, these episodes will post in our feed weekly the Monday following each weekly episode release. We love hearing the feedback from these two each week, and we hope you all do as well, and we hope some of you fans even get to join in the fun in the coming weeks and months.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp Book 3 Retrosepctive

Fri, 22 Jul 2022 00:01:00 -0400

Book 3 of Tyrant's Grasp is behind us now, with all the trauma that entailed. Now come join us for nearly three hours of us reminiscing on the joys of destruction as we go back over the events of the past 27 episodes and answer some burning questions from listeners.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 77 - Leavetaking

Fri, 15 Jul 2022 00:01:00 -0400

We made it. It's the end of Book 3, and we managed to get here mostly intact. We've saved those that could be saved and slain the big bad monster patrolling the skies. Now all that remains is to get on a boat and sail away, nice and simple...

Since this is the finale of Book 3 of our Tyrant's Grasp playthrough, that means that next week will be our Book 3 Recap Retrospective Extravaganza! If you have any questions for us that you'd like us to address on the show, send them our way through our email, Discord, or any of our social media accounts and we'll be sure to bring it up. In place of the normal early access this coming week, our Patrons of at least the $10 tier will instead get to listen in live as we record our Recap Retrospective Extravaganza! So if you want to get in on that action, head on over to Patreon now!

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As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 76 - Keeper of the Light Ballista

Fri, 08 Jul 2022 00:01:00 -0400

Well, Alex is an utter bastard. We already knew that, but he likes to remind us from time to time to keep it fresh. Either way, we finally made it to our destination, MacGuffin in hand. Now to figure out who's going to use it, and how. Minor details.

Also a reminder, we're in the throes of our annual art contest! Be sure to create any sort of Inspired Incompetence-related art that you desire, be it a painting, sketch, song, short story, whatever your creative side deems appropriate, and submit it to us through our email or any of our social media feeds (Twitter, Facebook, Discord) and you'll be entered to win! Submit your creations by July 16, 2022 to gain consideration.

Also also, we're barreling towards the end of Book 3 now, so that means our Book 3 Recap Extravaganza is also upcoming. If you have any questions you'd like us to answer pertaining to the podcast, you can submit those using the same methods as for the art contest and we'll do our best to answer them during the Recap, which will be taking place live Monday, July 18. If you want to listen live, be sure to pledge to our Patreon at the $10 or higher tier, but even so be sure to get those questions in.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 75 - A Hunter’s Quarry

Fri, 01 Jul 2022 00:01:00 -0400

Who would have thought there would be trouble crossing a city filled with undead monstrosities set on killing anything with a pulse? Well, it seems we're not the only ones trying, so we're lending a hand en route to our ultimate objective.

Also a reminder, we're in the throes of our annual art contest! Be sure to create any sort of Inspired Incompetence-related art that you desire, be it a painting, sketch, song, short story, whatever your creative side deems appropriate, and submit it to us through our email or any of our social media feeds (Twitter, Facebook, Discord) and you'll be entered to win! Submit your creations by July 16, 2022 to gain consideration.

Also also, we're barreling towards the end of Book 3 now, so that means our Book 3 Recap Extravaganza is also upcoming. If you have any questions you'd like us to answer pertaining to the podcast, you can submit those using the same methods as for the art contest and we'll do our best to answer them during the Recap.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 74 - Rot Town, Smolder In the City

Fri, 24 Jun 2022 00:01:00 -0400

MacGuffin in hand, it's time for us to play the heroes we've always known ourselves to be! Now we begin our harrowing journey across the ruined city to slay the fearsome beast circling overhead. That's the idea, at least.

Also a reminder, we're in the throes of our annual art contest! Be sure to create any sort of Inspired Incompetence-related art that you desire, be it a painting, sketch, song, short story, whatever your creative side deems appropriate, and submit it to us through our email or any of our social media feeds (Twitter, Facebook, Discord) and you'll be entered to win! Submit your creations by July 16, 2022 to gain consideration.

Also also, we're barreling towards the end of Book 3 now, so that means our Book 3 Recap Extravaganza is also upcoming. If you have any questions you'd like us to answer pertaining to the podcast, you can submit those using the same methods as for the art contest and we'll do our best to answer them during the Recap.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 73 - Team Meeting

Fri, 17 Jun 2022 00:01:00 -0400

We've overcome one of our most anticipated encounters to date, but not unscathed. The sudden loss has left us reeling, but there's no time to mourn as there are still people in dire need of assistance.

Also a reminder, we're in the throes of our annual art contest! Be sure to create any sort of Inspired Incompetence-related art that you desire, be it a painting, sketch, song, short story, whatever your creative side deems appropriate, and submit it to us through our email or any of our social media feeds (Twitter, Facebook, Discord) and you'll be entered to win! Submit your creations by July 16, 2022 to gain consideration.

Also also, we're barreling towards the end of Book 3 now, so that means our Book 3 Recap Extravaganza is also upcoming. If you have any questions you'd like us to answer pertaining to the podcast, you can submit those using the same methods as for the art contest and we'll do our best to answer them during the Recap.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 72 - Dirge of the Fallen

Fri, 10 Jun 2022 00:01:00 -0400

We're in one of the stickiest situations we've ever been in, and it has almost nothing to do with the ongoing cataclysm outside. One of our own is bleeding out on the floor, and we're not sure if help is going to arrive on time, or be effective enough to help if it is.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 71 - For Whom the Bell Tolls

Fri, 03 Jun 2022 00:01:00 -0400

We've arrived at the last bastion of life in what is now a dead city. It seems some familiar faces also survived the disaster, while others remain conspicuously absent. No sooner have we arrived, though, that we are being sent into the depths once more to mount a rescue.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 70 - A Vigil for Vigil

Fri, 27 May 2022 00:01:00 -0400

Such devastation was not our intention. Unable to prevent tragedy, now all that remains is for us to do what we can to help whoever remains behind.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 69 - Tiptoe Through the Trauma

Fri, 20 May 2022 00:01:00 -0400

In what seems like the most dire circumstances imaginable, we've found ourselves waylaid in our own collective consciousness. Now we need to work through our worst memories all over again before we can move forward to help those that might need it.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 68 - Tongue Lashing

Fri, 13 May 2022 00:01:00 -0400

Not to be redundant, but that is one ugly elf. No wonder he lives in a sewer, I would too if I looked like that. Anyway, it's time to put this thing out of its misery and maybe get some answers to what's actually happening behind the scenes in Vigil.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 67 - Spiked Cage of Emotion

Fri, 06 May 2022 00:01:00 -0400

After taking the long, and apparently wrong way into this underground temple, we're finally inside and are being greeted by some familiar foes. This should be a nice quick cleanup before we push in to see what's really going on in this strange place.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 66 - Stop, Drop and Roll

Fri, 29 Apr 2022 00:46:09 -0400

We think we're done jumping off of this bridge now, but this cursed dragon and his bird-man buddy had to come and ruin our fun. Oh well, back to business we suppose...

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 65 - Base Jumping

Fri, 22 Apr 2022 00:01:00 -0400

Who would have believed that mushroom man living in the underground ruins of a temple to a dead goddess would have had ill intentions? Well, you learn something new every day. Anyway, it's time to continue our attempted infiltration of this temple that is sure to be filled with even more fun surprises.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 64 - Fungus Shui

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 00:01:00 -0400

The power of Arazni compels you? Hopefully these living statues remember who their goddess is, and no one reminds them she died almost a millennium ago. What other surprises lurk in this underground, sewer-front temple beneath the streets of Vigil?

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 63 - Goddess of the Sewer

Fri, 08 Apr 2022 00:01:00 -0400

Now that we've managed to survive the one creature that seemingly inhabits every sewer ever, it's time to get down to business in this damned underground stink pit. With our goal seemingly in reach, what further surprises lurk for us down in these murky depths?

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 62 - One Aberration’s Treasure

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 00:01:00 -0400

Well now we have some small idea of what to expect down in these sewers, and hey! We've got two unconscious prisoners to interrogate. Nothing like a good prisoner's dilemma to kick-start a dungeon dive.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 61 - Raising Support

Fri, 25 Mar 2022 00:01:00 -0400

With some well-deserved rest and finally a pretty clear objective, it's time to shore up our support network and make some last-minute preparations before we delve into the city's literal underworld.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 60 - Misplaced Aggression

Fri, 18 Mar 2022 00:01:00 -0400

After a truly stunning loss for the group, we need to pick ourselves back up and soldier on if we're going to try and prevent something even worse from happening. It's tough to think straight at the moment though, so it's time to take our anger out on whatever we can find.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 59 - Hired Help

Fri, 11 Mar 2022 06:30:58 -0500

What a day we've had. We started with a brief trip out of town to find a ransacked Waystation. We saved a kid from a burning building. We were accused of several crimes. We walked into a pretty obvious trap and left mostly unscathed. Hell, we even uncovered a kidnapping and theft plot that threatens to unravel order in the city. All that, and we're not done yet. There's at least one more thing on our list for the day, and we're bringing on an extra pair of hands to make it happen.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 58 - Harrowing Affairs of the Heart

Fri, 04 Mar 2022 00:01:00 -0500

Randolph's past has finally caught up with the group, but thankfully she at least seems to understand that we have bigger problems at the moment. She even offers us a glimpse into our fortunes before we head back out to continue our investigation.

One note this week as well: Our hearts go out to everyone struggling for their lives in Ukraine right now, and with anyone who has loved ones there. Please go to https://www.globalcitizen.org/en/content/ways-to-help-ukraine-conflict/ to see what you can do to help, even in some small way. The only way to get through something like this is together.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 57 - Randolph Runaround

Fri, 25 Feb 2022 00:01:00 -0500

Of course this is when Ceto shows up. She's been being generally inconvenient and bothersome all damn day, and now it seems like we've finally pushed her just a little too far. Looks like it's time for an interrogation.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 56 - We Don’t Talk About Brunna

Fri, 18 Feb 2022 00:01:00 -0500

Awkward...Uhtred has run into his estranged brother while we're out and about trying to stop the end of the world. You know how it is with family. There's too much to do to dally long though, we've got plots to foil!

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 55 - Parting of the Waystation

Fri, 11 Feb 2022 00:01:00 -0500

So a quick trip to the outskirts of the city and already we're battling with even more undead. We're not entirely sure what we expected, but it probably should have been this. Let's see what else is waiting for us in this waylaid waystation.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 54 - Speech and Debate

Fri, 04 Feb 2022 10:37:24 -0500

Now that we have all that background story drama out of the way, it's time to get back to the mission at hand. Surely the people in charge of Lastwall, the country literally founded to stop the problem we're bringing to it, will have people ready and receptive to our plight. Not to find them...

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 53 - About Town

Fri, 28 Jan 2022 00:01:00 -0500

Back to civilization finally! This week, we take a breath to bask in the glory of Vigil in the throes of a great festival. Not everything in the city is as celebratory as it seems, and some reunions are more bittersweet than others, but it is still very nice to be back among the living.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 52 - Last Leg to Lastwall

Fri, 21 Jan 2022 00:01:00 -0500

Well it was a nice, peaceful journey to Vigil. There's now a mysterious blue-haired lady showing up to our campsite in the middle of who knows where, and she seems to know at least one of us already. How many more strangers will show up knowing more about us than we know about ourselves?

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 51 - On the Road Again

Fri, 14 Jan 2022 09:58:13 -0500

It's time to start Book 3! We're travelling buddies once more on our way to Vigil to find someone to report our adventures to, but mostly we're just enjoying spending some time not fighting for our lives at every juncture.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp Book 2 Retrospective

Fri, 07 Jan 2022 00:01:00 -0500

We have made it through the first third of Tyrant's Grasp with minimal casualties. This week, we take a step back and reflect on our journey thus far, look ahead at what's next,  and take questions from listeners.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 50 - Lifting the Fog

Thu, 30 Dec 2021 22:58:00 -0500

Holy hell you guys. It's been a year of this campaign already. We launched our new name and new campaign right at the beginning of 2021, and now we're ending the year with our Book 2 finale! That's right, we're ending this year with the end of the second book of Tyrant's Grasp. It seems we've finally cleansed all of the evil from inside the Bastion of Light, now we just need to figure out how to remove that evil yellow fog that has been keeping us penned in for the last 24 or so episodes. 

Also, just like we did for book 1, we will be doing a recap episode for Book 2 of Tyrant's Grasp next week. This means we need questions from you so we can fill the time on air! Send any questions you might have to us through any of our social media accounts, send us an email, or hop on our Discord and let us know! Also, our $10 and up Patrons will get to listen in live to next week's recap episode in lieu of the normal early access for the week. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant’s Grasp 49 - Is That You, Me?

Fri, 24 Dec 2021 00:01:00 -0500

Insert spiderman meme here.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant‘s Grasp 48 - Clap Back

Fri, 17 Dec 2021 00:01:00 -0500

We're rested and ready to make our final push through this corrupted cathedral, only now there's a surprisingly alive bear standing in our way along with some invisible mischief-maker. The things we have to go through to just go home.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant‘s Grasp 47 - Red Wight Green Wight

Fri, 10 Dec 2021 00:01:00 -0500

After a long hard day of adventuring, all we want is a nice spot to rest our weary heads. Of course, there's some undead fixated on preventing us from doing that, however, so now we have to deal with them before we can move on to our much deserved rest.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant‘s Grasp 46 - Bad Juju

Fri, 03 Dec 2021 05:41:55 -0500

A glowing green gemstone sitting atop a pedestal in the middle of the hallway of this corrupted cathedral. I'm sure it's nothing important. Important things are never on display and protected by force fields.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant‘s Grasp 45 - Polong and Thanks for All the Crits

Fri, 26 Nov 2021 00:01:00 -0500

Yet another episode that we get to start without being in immediate danger. We're starting to develop a complex. We're sure our sense of security won't last long as we work our way through a corrupted cathedral.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant‘s Grasp 44 - Dead Red Reaverdemption

Fri, 19 Nov 2021 07:21:55 -0500

We just might be done with this gods-damned tomb. And with that done-ness, mayhaps we could even find a way out of our ruined hometown. Let's see what the catch is this time.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant‘s Grasp 43 - Froyogyar

Fri, 12 Nov 2021 10:53:28 -0500

We remain alive for now. This week we take a brief respite to rest and get our bearings after the absolutely brutal excursion into Roslar's Tomb before preparing ourselves for our (hopefully) final push through this damned place. Will we find our salvation at the end, or has all of our pain and loss been for naught?

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant‘s Grasp 42 - Hear No Evil

Fri, 05 Nov 2021 00:01:00 -0400

After several unfortunate events, half of us find ourselves unable to hear and have drawn the attention from some otherworldly beings who were attracted to the abundance of death within this tomb. With several of us already hanging on by a thread, can we get out of this jam and maybe, finally take a break?

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant‘s Grasp 41 - Deaf Man Walking

Fri, 29 Oct 2021 00:11:26 -0400

Here's one more creature in this tomb causing us some extreme emotional trauma. Can we manage to get past this one without nearly ripping the group apart?

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant‘s Grasp 40 - This Bloody Tomb

Fri, 22 Oct 2021 00:01:00 -0400

So it appears that our new friend is also partially our old friend, but he's also not...? It's all quite confusing, but with our spirits somewhat bolstered we are ready to make our third and hopefully final excursion into this damned bloody tomb.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant‘s Grasp 39 - Two Restings and a Funeral

Fri, 15 Oct 2021 00:01:00 -0400

Well that sucked. Our first expedition into the tomb left us nearly fractured as a group. The second attempt literally sundered someone. Now we lick our wounds as we prepare ourselves for attempt number 3 at what seems like our last chance to escape this cursed town.

Also, we're nominated for an award! We have found ourselves amongst the nominees for this year's Audio Verse Awards! Come show your love for us by voting at https://audioverseawards.net/vote/ and be sure to rank us at the top of every category we're in! 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant‘s Grasp 38 - The Light of Shelyn

Fri, 08 Oct 2021 00:01:00 -0400

Creepy cloaked figure begging for help in the depths of a tomb full of undead? This is clearly not a trap and we should do everything in our power to help this poor thing. Help it end its miserable existence maybe!

Also, we're nominated for an award! We have found ourselves amongst the nominees for this year's Audio Verse Awards! Come show your love for us by voting at https://audioverseawards.net/vote/ and be sure to rank us at the top of every category we're in! 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant‘s Grasp 37 - Graveyard Mansion

Fri, 01 Oct 2021 00:01:00 -0400

So that was one of our more tense battles to date. After tangling with those formerly alive things, we are absolutely drained. Emotionally, mentally, and physically, we are drained. It's time to get a look at what Thelais was working from before this insanity started, back when we thought we could have normal lives.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant‘s Grasp 36 - Tomb of Fallen Heroes

Fri, 24 Sep 2021 00:01:00 -0400

Of course the tomb full of undead monstrosities has a bouncer. Why wouldn't it? Now we get to deal with this monstrosity before we dive into the presumed horde waiting for us within. Fun times.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant‘s Grasp 35 - It Always Feels Like Somebody‘s Scrying Me

Fri, 17 Sep 2021 00:01:00 -0400

After a busy day of helping even more residents of the town move on from their mortal toils, we got to sit down for a nice fireside chat with one of those cultists that keep trying to kill us. Now it's time to hunker down and prepare for a day of plumbing the depths of a presumably undead-filled tomb, but you never really know who might be watching you while you sleep...

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant‘s Grasp 34 - Jando‘s Fandos

Fri, 10 Sep 2021 00:27:04 -0400

It's gotten to the point where we can't even help a ghost pick out a nice piece of jewelry without being bothered by these damned cultists. Well, it's time we do something about them and maybe even get some answers for once.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant‘s Grasp 33 - School of the Dead

Fri, 03 Sep 2021 00:01:00 -0400

So it turns out bullying schoolchildren into listening is tougher than it looks. Who knew teachers actually had a rough job? Anyway, it seems these ghostly kids had some not-so-nice babysitters that need to be taken out, but we're going to have to find them first.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 32 - Voice of a Town

Fri, 27 Aug 2021 00:04:03 -0400

Our exploration of the remains of our town so far has only brought us more questions than we had coming in. Every answer that we seem to find only brings us more questions that we need to seek answers for. Hopefully we can just start answering something soon...

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 31 - Chasing Memories

Fri, 20 Aug 2021 00:01:00 -0400

This right here, class, is a classic example of why you never split the party when playing a tabletop roleplaying game. One of our own went out by their lonesome and just so happened to run into an enemy patrol that is now on the hunt. Can the rest of the group catch up before our lone hero is caught?

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 30 - Vipera at Rest

Fri, 13 Aug 2021 00:01:00 -0400

It's been a very painful day for Vipera, in just about every sense of the word. Now while we take a day to recuperate, one of us decides now is a good time to go wandering about town on their own. Surely that can't possibly backfire, right?

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 29 - New Friends and Old Plants

Fri, 06 Aug 2021 00:01:00 -0400

After making not one, but two new friends yesterday, it's time for us to continue exploring the remains of the town most of us once called home. Hidden among the death and destruction, however, there are familiar elements here, and memories aplenty.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 28 - If A Tree Falls in the Forest

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:01:00 -0400

We're finally home, but it's definitely not the home that we left behind. In a town overrun with carnivorous plants and lurking undead monstrosities, it looks like we might just be able to make a new friend, if we can keep him alive.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 27 - Home Sweet Dome

Fri, 23 Jul 2021 00:01:00 -0400

Welcome in to Book 2 everybody! After a long, arduous journey along the Dead Roads, we've finally emerged on the other side, back where we started, in Roslar's Coffer. It's not the town we remember, though, so let's dive on in and see just how much the place has changed while we were dead.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp Book 1 Recap Extravaganza

Fri, 16 Jul 2021 00:01:00 -0400

Here we are, ladies and gentlemen. We have managed to get all the way through Book 1 of Tyrant's Grasp in (mostly) one piece. This week, we're taking the time to reflect on the campaign thus far and to answer some fan questions pertaining to all sorts of topics. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 26 - Kiss of Death

Fri, 09 Jul 2021 00:01:00 -0400

It's finally time. We've crawled and fought our way through infested tombs, teeth-encrusted castles, infuriating puzzles, and haunted towers all in our efforts to just go home. Finally, our goal is within reach, but we have one final obstacle: the psychopomp that has been dogging us the entire way. It's time to see if we are going to get to go home, or if this is the end. Welcome to the finale of Book 1 of Tyrant's Grasp!

Also, be sure to send us any questions you may have pertaining to book 1 of Tyrant's Grasp (or anything, really) for our book 1 recap episode. We'll be recording that recap episode this coming Monday (July 12, 2021), so get your questions in before then to get them answered on air. Also, our $10 and higher patrons will be able to listen into this recap episode live, so make sure you get yourself pledged on patreon before then to get access to the live recording session!

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 25 - Worst. Pinata. Ever.

Fri, 02 Jul 2021 00:01:00 -0400

Well that was certainly the welcome we expected coming into a place called Deathbower. Now we just need to face down the gauntlet of Mictena's home before we can finally face her once and for all and get the hell out of this purgatory.

Also, be sure to send us any questions you may have pertaining to book 1 of Tyrant's Grasp (or anything, really) for our book 1 recap episode. We're closing in on that, so get those questions in ASAP.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 24 - Tenderizing the Gardeners

Fri, 25 Jun 2021 00:01:00 -0400

We thought we were done. We thought we had made it. We held out the faintest glimmer of hope that we were going to escape the Dead Roads without having to confront Mictena, but that hope was dashed. Now we've steeled ourselves for the fight for our lives as we head into Death Bower for a showdown.

Also, be sure to send us any questions you may have pertaining to book 1 of Tyrant's Grasp (or anything, really) for our book 1 recap episode. We're closing in on that, so get those questions in ASAP.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 23 - You Look Familiar

Fri, 18 Jun 2021 00:01:00 -0400

This fight is going about as to be expected after making our way through this nightmare-filled scriptorium. Mind tricks, misdirection, and miscues mar our efforts to clean out this place, but maybe not all is lost as one of us gets a boost from their past, rather than just being haunted by it.

Also, be sure to send us any questions you may have pertaining to book 1 of Tyrant's Grasp (or anything, really) for our book 1 recap episode. We're closing in on that, so get those questions in ASAP.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 22 - Everybody's Looking For Something

Fri, 11 Jun 2021 00:01:00 -0400

The finish of this nightmare-filled scriptorium is getting close, we can smell it! Or maybe that's just Thelais sniffing out evil. There was no skipping rooms in this dungeon, and we are paying the price with bits and pieces of our sanity as we finally start our climb up the tower of this haunted place.

As a reminder, you have until June 18th to turn in your art contest submissions to us if you want a shot at your very own Inspired Incompetence t-shirt as well as the brag-worthy title: King of Art! Also, be sure to send us any questions you may have pertaining to book 1 of Tyrant's Grasp (or anything, really) for our book 1 recap episode. We're closing in on that, so get those questions in ASAP.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 21 - Travel the Planes and the Flooded Room

Fri, 04 Jun 2021 00:01:00 -0400

After pushing ourselves to the limit going through this nightmare of a dungeon, it's time for us to barricade ourselves into a nice, quiet, haunted room and take a well-deserved break from the day-to-day monotony of facing our greatest fears. 

As a reminder, you have until June 18th to turn in your art contest submissions to us if you want a shot at your very own Inspired Incompetence t-shirt as well as the brag-worthy title: King of Art! Also, be sure to send us any questions you may have pertaining to book 1 of Tyrant's Grasp (or anything, really) for our book 1 recap episode. We're closing in on that, so get those questions in ASAP.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 20 - Who Are We to Smoke Some Reef?

Fri, 28 May 2021 00:01:00 -0400

Vertigo, nightmares, flashbacks, and all manner of creepy crawlies have turned the most boring of the waystations into a giant receptacle of our greatest fears. This time around we might just manage to catch a slight break before being thrown back into the stuff of nightmares.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 19 - Sweet Dreams Are Made of Screams

Fri, 21 May 2021 00:01:00 -0400

The most boring waystation. That's what everyone told us this place would be. We never believed them for a second, our luck is not that good. Now we're making our way through this nightmare-filled scriptorium as our deepest fears and regrets come back to haunt us, sometimes literally.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 18 - Much Ado About Duskwalkers

Fri, 14 May 2021 00:01:00 -0400

We made it through the night, despite some rather strong efforts to the contrary. Now we need to try and figure out why we nearly didn't make it through. We don't recall causing this particular group to have reason to want us dead, so what happened?

Also, because of the amazing efforts of you, dear listeners, we have achieved our goal of $250 per month on Patreon! This means you folks have unlocked a new set of tiers for Patreon rewards. Alex explains all of them in the introduction for this week, but you can also head on over to Patreon.com/inspiredincompetence to check them out for yourself! We cannot express how humbled and grateful we are that you all care enough about our little show to support us the way that you do. Hopefully these new tiers can show some fraction of our gratitude.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 17 - Wake Up Call

Fri, 07 May 2021 00:01:00 -0400

There's nothing like meeting strangers on the road, swapping stories, sharing a meal, all that fun stuff. Though when the strangers you meet are toting a corpse and you meet them on the Dead Roads, things get weird pretty quick. Let's see if we can't make it through the night sharing an in with these creepy strangers.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 16 - Harrow, Is It Weal You're Looking For?

Fri, 30 Apr 2021 00:01:00 -0400

So it seems that when you rescue a guy from the clutches of someone who imprisoned him in a pocket dimension, he tends to be rather generous. He even offers to give us a glimpse of what's to come amidst his actual gifts. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 15 - Disarmingly Charming

Fri, 23 Apr 2021 00:01:00 -0400

We may just have bitten off more than we can chew with this guy. This is quite possibly the most dangerous foe we've faced since waking up in that tomb what seems like ages ago. With most of the party confused (more than normal) and this guy being able to fly whenever he wants, hopefully we can disarm this thing before he gets us all to kill each other.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 14 - Like a Glove

Fri, 16 Apr 2021 00:01:00 -0400

An animated painting, pesky puzzles, an infested manor, and an imprisoned owner. Let's see if we can't speed this process along a bit and get ourselves home a bit quicker.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 13 - Riddle Me This

Fri, 09 Apr 2021 00:01:00 -0400

What a welcome we've had to the Nine Eaves manor. Exploding abominations and demonic mosquitos rolled out the red carpet, and now there's a talking painting? Why can't we just walk into one of these waystations, get our stamps, and just be on our merry way?

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 12 - On the (Dead) Road Again

Fri, 02 Apr 2021 00:01:00 -0400

We've fought our way to the top of the Palace of Teeth with our bargaining chip. Now let's see how valuable it really is. Did we make the right choice siding with this unknown benefactor, or are we about to find out we made a huge mistake? Only one way to find out I suppose.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 11 - Snakes and Ladders

Fri, 26 Mar 2021 00:01:00 -0400

Well that was certainly one way to negotiate. Now let's see if we can't use this guy to get us what we need out of this dreadful teeth-covered palace. The sooner we can leave this place behind, the better, if you ask me.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 10 - Tooth and Nail

Fri, 19 Mar 2021 00:01:00 -0400

I suppose that's one way to conduct a negotiation. Will Vipera's crude tactics pay off for us in the long run, or are we just begging to lose some more teeth? Only one way to find out!

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 9 - Glass Jaws

Fri, 12 Mar 2021 00:01:00 -0500

Well the Palace of Teeth is certainly an aptly named structure. We're taking bets on how far we can manage to go through this place with our winning smiles intact. Who are we kidding? We'll look like veteran hockey players in no time flat.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 8 -(Dead) Road Trip

Fri, 05 Mar 2021 00:01:00 -0500

With our most difficult task to date completed, it is time to begin our long journey home. There are always things intent on getting in our way, however. Nothing can ever be made simple or easy for us.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 7- Ghostlar's Coffer

Fri, 26 Feb 2021 00:01:00 -0500

Life and death are truly unfair. We've finally reconnected with those who were lost, only to discover they truly are lost. Now the task becomes convincing them of that fact while reconciling our own good fortune with whatever terrible event befell our friends. 

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 6 - Psychopomp and Circumstance

Fri, 19 Feb 2021 00:01:00 -0500

We made it out of the tomb! Go us! Our situation hasn't improved much, even with that supposedly positive development. What are we supposed to do in an endless graveyard?

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 5 - We're Boned

Fri, 12 Feb 2021 00:01:00 -0500

The outside world just might be in sight. There's just the small detail of a large bug-like creature standing in our way (and who knows what else), but the sweet smell of fresh air is so close we can almost taste it. Are there any more hurdles to get over before we can taste our freedom once more?

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 4 - Shovel Diplomacy

Fri, 05 Feb 2021 00:01:00 -0500

The more creatures we come across, the closer we come to escaping from this dark, dank tomb. That's the hope, anyway. Will we be able to survive long enough to see the sun again? Will it even matter?

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 3 - Mitey Stabs

Fri, 29 Jan 2021 00:01:00 -0500

Adrenaline is a hell of a drug. Nothing wakes you up faster than having to fight for your life against some creepy crawlies inside a tomb you don't remember going into. Now this unlikely group continues to look for a way out of this tomb and can only hope there's fewer things in their way on the way out.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 2 - Broslar's Tomb

Fri, 22 Jan 2021 00:01:00 -0500

So this group of misfits has found themselves in coffins in an unknown tomb with absolutely no memory of how they got there. Not only that, but the tomb is filled with monsters. Now the group needs to not only figure out where they are and how to get out, but they also need to figure out a way to survive in the meantime.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Tyrant's Grasp 1 - Spooky Man Mystery Dungeon

Fri, 15 Jan 2021 00:01:00 -0500

Here it is! After a slight delay, we are thrilled to bring you, dear listeners, into the fun, whimsical world of undead and ancient tombs. Come join us for our inaugural episode of our Tyrant's Grasp playthrough and enjoy these characters while they last. We're sure someone will die before too long.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Inspired Side Action - Mo' Money, Mo' Goblins

Fri, 08 Jan 2021 00:01:00 -0500

Welcome back to the Inspired Incompetence Podcast as we bring you part 2 of our We Be Goblins playthrough. Come join the gang as they take the role of some very friendly and well-meaning goblins as we gear up to begin our main story next week: the Tyrant's Grasp adventure path.

As always, you can find us on Twitter (@inspired_incomp) and on Facebook to follow along with our exploits, you can shoot us an email at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com if you're so inclined. You can find out more about us at InspiredIncompetence.com and join our Discord server from the link at the bottom, where we are always around to chat with our fans (or whoever wants to chat, we're not picky). Lastly, if you're enjoying the show, we humbly ask that you consider supporting us on Patreon to let us know that our efforts are not in vain. Thanks everyone, and enjoy the show!

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Inspired Side Action - I Got 99 Goblins but a Horse Ate 1

Fri, 01 Jan 2021 00:01:00 -0500

Hello everyone and welcome to the inaugural voyage of the Inspired Incompetence podcast! I know most of you were expecting us to be starting our Tyrant's Grasp playthrough this week, and believe us, we wanted nothing more than to bring it to you, but alas, 2020 had one more gut punch to throw at us before departing. This gut punch came in the form of our favorite pandemic, COVID-19, and specifically its assault on one of our own. 

This delayed our Tyrant's Grasp opening by a couple weeks, but our commitment to bringing you, dear listeners, quality content each and every week remains intact. To that end, this week we are kicking off our rebranded podcast with part 1 of a special two part episode in which the gang plays through the We Be Goblins module from Paizo. 

Now, even though we have changed our name, everything else about us remains intact. You can still find us on Facebook and Twitter under our new name (Inspired Incompetence). You can check out our redesigned website at Inspiredincompetence.com. You can find and chat with us on our Discord server from the link on our website. You can send us an email if you'd prefer that at InspiredIncompetence@gmail.com. Lastly, and most importantly for us, if you'd like to support the show, you can find us under our new name on Patreon as well. Sign up there to get early access to our episodes every week as well as getting access to Inspired Incompetence merch every once in a while!

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SAS 129 - Into the Great Blue Yonder

Fri, 25 Dec 2020 00:01:00 -0500

This is it, folks. The gang rides the waves for the last time in our piratical finale as we draw a close to our Skull & Shackles adventure. It's been over two and a half years following this band of misfits all over the ocean, but the time has finally come to say goodbye. 

Don't think for one second this means we're done, however. Though this is our last episode on the high seas, and even our last episode as Swiss Army Scorpion, we are not yet done. We have plenty of exciting projects coming down the pipe, including a brand new AP coming to you very shortly. Stay tuned for more information, but for now, simply enjoy our big send off. 

Thank you one and all for the support you've shown us along the way. None of this would have been possible without your support. Everyone reading this: you are the real stars here. 

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SAS 128 - Bone Over Fist

Fri, 18 Dec 2020 00:01:00 -0500

It seems things are going well outside, so now we rejoin the gang as they plunge into the sea caves beneath the Hurricane King's fortress where he is bravely hiding out. The big question remains, though: how much of a gauntlet remains for the gang to rush through before they find him?

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Meanwhile...(ft. James Schwarz of the Dimension Door Podcast)

Fri, 11 Dec 2020 00:01:00 -0500

As the gang continues their infiltration of the Hurricane King's fortress there just happens to be a massive naval battle going on in the lagoon outside. This week, we're going to take a step back from the infiltration to see how that battle is progressing. We're even getting a bit of help as the gang is joined by James Schwarz of the Dimension Door Podcast!

As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at SwissArmyScorpion@gmail.com. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

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SAS 127 - Infestigation

Fri, 04 Dec 2020 00:01:00 -0500

The gang is in the midst of their final push towards the big ending they've been striving for for so long. The end is in sight, but that doesn't mean they don't have time to take a step back and prepare for what's ahead. Let's see what gets uncovered in this infestigation.

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Sweet Side Action 14 - Deeper in the Depths

Fri, 27 Nov 2020 00:01:00 -0500

Join us, dear listeners, in what will be our final iteration of our Sweet Side Action sub series under the name of Swiss Army Scorpion. Join the gang one more time as they plumb the depths of an enormous mountain dungeon and the rules of Pathfinder's 2nd Edition.

As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at SwissArmyScorpion@gmail.com. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

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SAS 126 - Go to Your Room!

Fri, 20 Nov 2020 00:01:00 -0500

It has finally come to this. After all the social climbing and a veritable mountain of corpses, the time has come for the gang to re-form the hierarchy in the Shackles one axe swing, one slaw swipe, one fireball, and one booking at a time. The foe is ready and waiting, but will it matter?

As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at SwissArmyScorpion@gmail.com. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

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SAS 125 - The Life of a Pirate

Fri, 13 Nov 2020 00:01:00 -0500

Where did this guy come from? And when did he learn how to talk? The gang's new(?) crew member has quite a lot of explaining to do as the gang deals with their own turmoil while simultaneously preparing for the fight of their lives.

As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at SwissArmyScorpion@gmail.com. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

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SAS 124 - The Mask Slips

Fri, 06 Nov 2020 00:01:00 -0500

There are some big things happening in the Shackles these days. Invasions and incompetence and just rank corruption all the way down. Who would have thought such things possible from a nation run by pirates? Somebody should do something about it, but who?

As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at SwissArmyScorpion@gmail.com. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

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SAS 123 - Deliciously Salty

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 00:01:00 -0400

With the invasion still in full swing, the gang has finally come face-to-face with the lay in charge. Will they be able to carve the heart out of this armada before it overwhelms whatever is left of their allies?

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SAS 122 - So Anyway, Here's Water Wall

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 00:01:00 -0400

The invasion is here! The gang and their allies seem woefully outnumbered and outgunned facing the massive fleet that emerged from a massive hurricane. Can the gang cut the head off this behemoth before it rampages through their home?

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SAS 121 - Fashionable Treason

Fri, 16 Oct 2020 00:01:00 -0400

An invasion is bearing down on the Shackles, and the powers that be have decided it's probably no big deal. Now it appears to be up to the gang and their allies to step up and be the big damn heroes once again. 

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Sweet Side Action 13 - No Pressure

Fri, 09 Oct 2020 07:38:25 -0400

This week we take one more break from the gang's adventures on the high seas to follow their plunge into the depths of a massive dungeon and the rules of Pathfinder 2nd Edition. 

As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at SwissArmyScorpion@gmail.com. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

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SAS 120 - From Reason to Treason

Fri, 02 Oct 2020 00:01:00 -0400

It's time for another Pirate Meeting y'all! This time, there appears to be urgent business coming, and the gang needs to rally the Pirate Council to action if they're going to rise to the occasion. How easy do you think it will be to get a bunch of pirates to work together to accomplish a common goal, do you think?

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SAS 119 - Making Peace

Fri, 25 Sep 2020 00:01:00 -0400

Now what?

With seemingly the last obstacle removed from the gang's path to happiness in their new station, of course something new had to arise to make them race off to fix the Shackles' problems again. 

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Sweet Side Action 12 - Cheap Frills

Fri, 18 Sep 2020 00:01:00 -0400

With the finale of Book 5 in the...books, we once again take a break from our regularly scheduled piratical adventures to bring you the continued adventures of the gang as they explore not only the depths of this immense dungeon but also the rules of Pathfinder's Second Edition. We'll be sure to get a few things wrong along the way, so come find out and then join our Discord to yell at us later!

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SAS 118 - Into the Fortress of Fear

Fri, 11 Sep 2020 00:01:00 -0400

With all sorts of nasties filling this dread fort, the gang seems to be closing in on their oldest, most hated foe.

As always, please remember to subscribe, rate, and review us in your podcast distributor of choice. If you want to get in contact with us you can follow us on Twitter and Facebook, check out our website at SwissArmyScorpion.com to learn more about us, or shoot us an email at SwissArmyScorpion@gmail.com. You can also now support us on Patreon at Patreon.com/swissarmyscorpion and join the conversation on Discord from the link on our website. If you want early access to our show, our $10 tier on Patreon will allow you to listen to the show every Tuesday instead of having to wait all the way until Fridays. Thanks and enjoy the show!

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SAS 117 - Exterminate!

Fri, 04 Sep 2020 07:16:20 -0400

Who's running this fortress, anyway? And where did they get all these weird creatures to guard the place? What new sorts of beasties await the gang as they continue their assault on the fort of an old foe? Let's find out, shall we?

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SAS 116 - Pounding the Bunghole

Fri, 28 Aug 2020 00:01:00 -0400

This is going just like the gang planned. Stealth has never been their strongest aspect, and they are proving that yet again as they continue their assault on the fort of an old enemy.

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SAS 115 - Slam Poetry

Fri, 21 Aug 2020 00:01:00 -0400

Payback is a bitch. If you want to mount an assault on the gang's island, you'd best be prepared for the consequences should you fail. I guess this week we should call the gang "consequences".

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SAS 114 - A Mask from the Past

Fri, 14 Aug 2020 00:01:00 -0400

The assault is on! In quite possibly the largest threat the gang has ever faced, their oldest foe is yet to make an appearance despite promises to the contrary. That hasn't stopped a former prisoner from seeking his revenge on an old friend, though he's in for a rude surprise.

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SAS 113 - Baptism by Fire

Fri, 07 Aug 2020 07:40:38 -0400

It seems the time has come. The gang prepares for an assault on their home from their oldest enemy in what could be their biggest challenge yet. 

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SAS 112 - The Ham Beast of Hell Harbor

Fri, 31 Jul 2020 00:01:00 -0400

With a bit of time to breathe, the gang makes their way to Hell Harbor to recruit the help they were promised as the battle they've been working towards for months seems imminent. Will it be enough to secure the victory they need?

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Sweet Side action 11 - Imp Closets

Fri, 24 Jul 2020 08:10:51 -0400

This week we're giving the gang a much needed breather after the day they just had. Instead, join us as we run our wayward souls through the harrowing and seemingly endless dungeon in our continued exploration of the rules of Pathfinder 2nd Edition.

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SAS 111 - Smell What the Rat is Cooking

Fri, 17 Jul 2020 00:01:00 -0400

Who the hell put a target on the gang's back? As if fighting their way in and out of the Demon Tower wasn't enough, now they're facing ambush on their own ship? After being worn down and beaten around, the gang now finds themselves once again fighting for their lives against some old foes.

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SAS 110 - Stop, Drop, and Barrel Roll

Fri, 10 Jul 2020 00:01:00 -0400

Well this fight has been a whole series of literal ups and downs. With some people losing their minds and others simply going mad, how will the gang wriggle their way out of this one?

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SAS 109 - Inigo Skram-Toya

Fri, 03 Jul 2020 08:39:53 -0400

All of Skram's whining and moaning and searching has come down to this. Finally, after years of searching, he and the gang come face to face with the man who ruined his childhood. This will certainly go swimmingly.

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SAS 108 - Gaze Pride

Fri, 26 Jun 2020 00:01:00 -0400

An underwater tower dedicated to one of the most powerful Demons in the Abyss? What could possibly be troublesome down here? Also, when has the threat of death ever stopped the gang from doing anything? Down we go!

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SAS 107 - Seeking a Mom for the End of the World

Fri, 19 Jun 2020 00:01:00 -0400

I'm sorry, the gang found a what? And it was left there by what? And it wants them to go where? The gang can't be dumb enough to actually follow instructions like this, right? ....right?

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SAS 106 - A Pointed Encounter

Fri, 12 Jun 2020 00:01:00 -0400

Damn, these actors know how to throw actual punches! Who knew? Either way, these performers are turning out to be a bit tougher than originally thought, so now it seems like it's time for the gang to stop pulling punches too. 

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SAS 105 - Stage Fighting

Fri, 05 Jun 2020 00:01:00 -0400

Stage fighting is typically defined as a way to perform combat for a crowd in a way that is both convincing and entertaining. The gang does not have that training. They're just going to have to beat on these performers for real and hope for the best then.

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SAS 104 - Obviously Spies

Fri, 29 May 2020 08:38:32 -0400

It seems another pirate lord has a favor to ask of the gang. That seems to be the most prominent form of currency in the Shackles other than...you know...currency. What task could the lord of Hell Harbor be setting on the gang this week?

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SAS 103 - Dream Stepping

Fri, 22 May 2020 00:01:00 -0400

It's amazing who you get to meet when you become a high roller. All of a sudden, everyone wants a meeting, and this time around it's the head of one of the Shackles largest cities. Does he have a bone to pick with the gang? Or maybe a task he needs their assistance with? Perhaps both? Let's find out what this devilish man wants, shall we?

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SAS 102 - Where's the Egg?

Fri, 15 May 2020 00:01:00 -0400

The gang is still trying to deal with some pesky water-logged zombies now that they've finally found the information they seek. Some troubling information comes to light in a dark cave that could spell trouble for the gang down the road.

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SAS 101 - Zombie Dunk Tank

Fri, 08 May 2020 01:24:35 -0400

After a stunning move with the gang avoiding not one, but two potential combat situations, this island is turning out to not be as deadly as advertised. Things can quickly change though, especially when this particular band of pirates are involved, as it appears despite their efforts, they are still no closer to the information they seek. What other deadly secrets could this island contain? Let's take a peek, shall we?

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SAS 100 - Never Trust a Dead Body

Fri, 01 May 2020 00:01:00 -0400

Holy crap, we've been doing this for 100 episodes already?! In a crazy turn this time around, the gang has discovered some corpses washed up on a beach that are not what they seem. Are they ever really what they seem, though?

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SAS 99 - Ghost Whip the Gullet

Fri, 24 Apr 2020 00:01:00 -0400

The gang's first meeting of the Pirate Council is in the books, and they seem to have come away from it with a promising new lead on some information that might help them on their continuing quest to eliminate Barnabus Harrigan. Now the trick becomes: will they be able to follow up on that lead before anyone else does, or will it slip through their fingers like so much wet sand.

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SAS 98 - Shackles Fonzie

Fri, 17 Apr 2020 00:01:00 -0400

The time has come to dive into Book 5 of Skull & Shackles. The gang has overcome a lot to get this far, but finally, they join the ranks of the Pirate Council. The realities of leadership are never as glamorous as they seem from the outside, though, so what new hurdles await the gang as they embark on this new phase of their adventure?

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Sweet Side Action 10 - Copperpot Strikeout

Fri, 10 Apr 2020 00:01:00 -0400

With book 4 completed, we're taking a little break this week to bring you another rendition of our Sweet Side Action series. This time around the gang is joined by a new ally as they continue their extended mission to explore and work their way through the enormous mountain dungeon.

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SAS 97 - Into the Breach

Fri, 03 Apr 2020 00:01:00 -0400

With the expected interruption to the pirate party, now the gang finds themselves defending their new home from invaders from the sea, and they have an attentive audience to boot! It seems like it's time for the gang to flex their combat muscle as they attempt to put on a show for their guests in this thrilling finale to Skull & Shackles' Book 4!

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SAS 96 - Dinosaur Rodeo

Fri, 27 Mar 2020 00:01:00 -0400

The party is finally upon us! With the arrival of the auditors from the Pirate Council, now comes the time for the gang to woo their prospective equals with food, booze, and entertainment in the hopes of gaining their approval to join their ranks. What hoops will the auditors make the gang jump through before giving their stamp of approval? Is there anything left on this damned island to throw a wrench into their plans?

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SAS 95 - Cyclopes and Taxes

Fri, 20 Mar 2020 00:01:00 -0400

More cyclopes, of course there's more cyclopes. With the party/evaluation from the pirate council imminent, will this new threat put the gang's chances in jeopardy?

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SAS 94 - Portal Kombat

Thu, 12 Mar 2020 23:01:00 -0400

Another great victory for the gang as preparations are underway for their upcoming party. It seems like now is the time for simple reconstruction projects and other miscellanea, but if we've learned anything by now, it's this: This gods-forsaken island will never be done with the gang.

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SAS 93 - Owls and Tigers and Barrels, Oh My!

Thu, 05 Mar 2020 23:01:00 -0500

This feels weird. No one is on the brink of death, no one has any prevailing detrimental conditions (unless you count puberty), the island seems to be reined in, and the gang is off doing what they do best: piracy! This is a rather refreshing change of pace, but we all know it can't quite be that easy, so what is going to go wrong this time? Let's find out, shall we?

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SAS 92 - Pass the Butter

Thu, 27 Feb 2020 23:01:00 -0500

Just when the gang was starting to feel safe on their island, they just had to go out and explore one more time. At least no one died this time (for long), but now there's a couple of gigantic crustaceans and a few thousand of their closest friends harassing the gang. Don't they get it? This isn't their island anymore. It seems the gang will have to show them the hard way.

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SAS 91 - Anaconda da Vida

Thu, 20 Feb 2020 23:01:00 -0500

Huh. It turns out there is a cure for insanity, after all. Who knew? Either way, it's time for the gang to finish the job they were given. It's time to make sure the newly minted Sharksbane Island is fully cleared of threats and time to get prepared to host some very important guests.

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SAS 90 - The Were-House

Thu, 13 Feb 2020 23:01:00 -0500

What's a little brush with death among crewmembers eh? Everyone's just fine now...physically, at least. It seems that brush with death has left a couple members of the gang with a slight case of insanity, so now they're all off to port to find someone who can take care of this little snafu. What price will the gang have to pay for this treatment though, and will it be worth it? 

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Sweet Side Action 9 - 2nd Level Tim Allen

Thu, 06 Feb 2020 23:01:00 -0500

We're taking another little diversion this week from the gang's island-conquering adventures to delve back into Pathfinder 2nd Edition and the maze-like dungeon the gang finds themselves in. What new twists await them this time around? Let's find out.

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SAS 89 - The Skramaladon

Thu, 30 Jan 2020 23:01:00 -0500

So it looks like our resident boy wizard got himself into a bit of a pickle. As one of only two original crew members remaining, could this finally be the end of this wizard's journey? Let's see what these massive sharks have to say about that, shall we?

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SAS 88 - A Little Kelp from my Fiends

Thu, 23 Jan 2020 23:01:00 -0500

For once, things are looking up for the gang. The island has apparently been cleared of all of its major threats and inhabitants, so now begins the cleanup. As some of the crew gets to work making the fort presentable, the gang heads out to investigate a few other points of interest around the island to make sure there aren't any other nasty surprises waiting for them or their guests around every corner. 

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SAS 87 - Skram's Wondrous Rod

Thu, 16 Jan 2020 23:01:00 -0500

After a long day of clearing fortifications, the gang just wanted to spend some time, just one night, relaxing in their newly acquired property. But no, that's not something they get to do, at least not yet. First, they have to bail out their subordinates who got in over their heads and are doing their best to drag the gang down with them.

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SAS 86 - Clear!

Thu, 09 Jan 2020 23:01:00 -0500

The gang is done with whatever it's been that haunted this island, at least so it seems. They have finally started setting up their base of operations and have cleared out the biggest threats to their continued existence, they hope. There still remains a reported watchtower on the west end of the island that needs to be examined, as well as plenty of other places they have yet to explore, but for now, all seems well on the Island of Empty Eyes.

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SAS 85 - Look Who's Flying Now

Thu, 02 Jan 2020 23:01:00 -0500

Did...did we do it? The fort is done? Finally, the gang can start to truly get a foothold on this island, but there is still much to do. What about that cyclops settlement up north, or that watchtower, or any of the other fun-sounding things the gang knows about that they are yet to explore? Hopefully the tough part is over, now for the fun part, right?

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SAS 84 - Hakuna Haetenga

Thu, 26 Dec 2019 23:01:00 -0500

Why can't we just have one pleasant conversation with the ghost who sacrificed a bunch of people to fulfill his only desire in life? Everything has to turn into a fight. Also, what's Ivan been up to while the rest of the gang has been hanging out? 

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SAS 83 - I Dreamstone of Genie

Fri, 20 Dec 2019 08:25:28 -0500

Finally, the gang's main objective on the island (so far) has been achieved. They've retrieved the maguffin, and it only cost three people their ability to see and one person's corporeal body, but they did it. Now the question becomes: What to do with it?

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SAS 82 - The Planet-Scare-ium

Thu, 12 Dec 2019 23:01:00 -0500

It seems this cyclops settlement has a fascination with the stars, a fascination that is apparently shared by a number of ghosts. After fighting their way through this place and losing several crew members along the way, how much more does the gang have to go through to get this damned Dream Stone? It starts with this planetarium structure in front of them, but where does it end?

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SAS 81 - De'Froth Goes to the Planetarium

Thu, 05 Dec 2019 23:01:00 -0500

As is tradition, we kick off this week's episode with Sharil being in trouble. After barreling ahead into an unexplored room, our short, but fat (if attractive) inquisitor finds himself in a very precarious position. Will it finally be time for Joe to create a new character? Sharil is his longest-lived one so far, so perhaps his time has finally come.

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SAS 80 - The De'Vothelganger

Thu, 28 Nov 2019 18:00:00 -0500

The surprises continue as the gang keep on pushing their way through this cursed island. This time the tricks come aboard their own ship as apparently someone masquerading as Captain De'Voth has been demanding a constant stream of raw fish for over a day. Who is this mysterious imposter? Will the gang even bother asking before they attempt to bash his head in?

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SAS 79 - The Cure for Insanity

Thu, 21 Nov 2019 23:01:00 -0500

Well that was depressing. So far the gang has infiltrated two strongholds on this damned island and have paid the price with two characters lost. Will they have better luck going forward? Has the gang finally met its match among the Shackles islands? Maybe that haunted fort wasn't so bad after all...

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SAS 78 - Windows of Life

Thu, 14 Nov 2019 23:01:00 -0500

The Captain is in trouble. Not exactly a rare situation, but this one seems even more dire than usual. Will he be able to luck his way out of it, or will the gang be on the search for a new Captain to helm their ship and hopefully maintain control of their new island? 

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SAS 77 - Flurry of Books

Thu, 07 Nov 2019 23:01:00 -0500

The gang has had enough of the haunted fort for a little while, it seems, though this island has no shortage of problems to be dealt with. This time around, it appears to be infested with a tribe of cyclopes, so now it's time to remove that thorn in the gang's side before it gets infected. At least, that's the idea anyway.

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SAS 76 - Fly-Curious

Fri, 01 Nov 2019 00:01:00 -0400

So that's what happened to the last guy who was given this island. The gang has finally run into what's left of Bikendi Otongu, the last captain to win the Regatta not known as the Master of Gales and person who has been missing ever since. Well there's a mystery solved, so now the gang can finish exploring this fortress and get to work on the rest of the island.

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SAS 75 - Nothing to Fear but Fear Effects

Fri, 25 Oct 2019 00:01:00 -0400

This haunted fort continues to be a challenge that the gang was entirely prepared for. All of these twists and turns and surprises were entirely accounted for and the gang definitely didn't just jump in without thinking things through at all. What could possibly go wrong here?

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SAS 74 - The Frogman Cometh

Fri, 18 Oct 2019 00:01:00 -0400

So maybe this island is more dangerous than the gang gave it credit for. With everything they've come across so far, nothing could prepare them properly for what they have faced and are yet to face in this place. Come see what new hazards await them!

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SAS 73 - Hoodwinked

Fri, 11 Oct 2019 00:01:00 -0400

As (perhaps) anticipated, this island isn't as empty as the gang had hoped. There was already a giant octopus guarding the bay, and we can only assume that is just the beginning of the gang's troubles on the Island of Empty Eyes. What other perils await them?

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Sweet Side Action 8 - Sticky Situations

Fri, 04 Oct 2019 00:01:00 -0400

This week we take a short detour from our island-conquering escapades to bring you another rendition of our Sweet Side Action series. This time around, we finally delve into the official Pathfinder 2nd Edition rules and all of the changes that comes with them as the gang continues their exploration of this mountain dungeon. 

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SAS 72 - Party in Port Peril

Fri, 27 Sep 2019 00:01:00 -0400

The Regatta has been run, rivals have been stifled, and the gang got themselves a promotion! There's always got to be a catch though, so what's the condition to be set for this turn of good luck? Probably something dangerous, knowing how things have been going lately. Come find out as we delve into book 4!

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SAS 71 - Into the Eye of the Birdholder

Fri, 20 Sep 2019 00:01:00 -0400

The race is on! The enormous gathering of Free Captains all vying for a position on the Pirate Council of the Shackles. They know the course, they think they know what obstacles to expect, and now everything rests on the wings of our birdiest crew member. Will Tuktuk be up to the task? 

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SAS 70 - Out Cursed Spot!

Fri, 13 Sep 2019 00:01:00 -0400

This sunken ship is just chock full of surprises considering its current situation. Hopefully there's not much left to it, the gang really should be getting itself prepared for the Regatta, and this damn shipwreck is inconvenient as hell. Will it be worth it in the end?

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SAS 69 - Captain Domination

Fri, 06 Sep 2019 00:01:00 -0400

The front half of the sunken ship provided some fun little nuggets, but ultimately did not contain the prize the gang seeks. Now for the back half, which comes not only with more danger, but a hazardous environment as well! Good times. Let's see what new terrors await in the deep in Episode 69 - Captain Domination!

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SAS 68 - Plunda da Sea

Fri, 30 Aug 2019 00:01:00 -0400

Now that the gang has found the sunken ship they sought, and eliminated the competition quite handily, it's time to really delve down and figure out what made that ship so special. First, though, there's an issue with some sharks to be dealt with, but no one's ever died from a shark bite, right?

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SAS 67 - There is No Escape

Fri, 23 Aug 2019 00:01:00 -0400

With the treasonous traitors finally dealt with, the gang finds themselves with some free time to prepare for the Shackles Regatta, a huge ship race held each year. A grateful pirate lord gave them a hot tip that a supernaturally maneuverable ship recently sunk, so the gang is hot on the trail. The ocean's only so big, right?

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SAS 66 - Infernal Traitors!

Fri, 16 Aug 2019 00:01:00 -0400

So just about everyone got away clean from the heist, except for the captain. His undercover job proved to be a bit too convenient for the treacherous owner of the establishment, so it appeared to be the right time to jump out the window (I mean, when isn't?). The golem that followed could be troublesome, however. Will De'Voth try to stand toe-to-toe with the golem, or will he bravely run away to rejoin his crew? 

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SAS 65 - Should We Stay or Should We Golem

Fri, 09 Aug 2019 00:01:00 -0400

The gang's favorite angst-ridden teenager got himself into trouble again, at the absolute best time: mid heist! Will Skram's bumbling mumbling get the gang caught in the middle of their mission, or will he be able to charm his way out of the situation? Ok, maybe not charm, but who knows what can happen?

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SAS 64 - Cramming for the Heist

Fri, 02 Aug 2019 00:01:00 -0400

The day of the heist is fast approaching, and it's time for the gang to make their final preparations. Hopefully not too final, but we'll see what happens, won't we?

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SAS 63 - Following Orders

Fri, 26 Jul 2019 07:24:43 -0400

True to form, orders given among the gang are...fluid. As such, the Hood finds himself face to face with an otherworldly creature with some odd questions. Will this impromptu scouting session prove fruitful, or will Skram and the Hood blow this whole show wide open?

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Sweet Side Action 7 - Copperpot Jackpot

Fri, 19 Jul 2019 00:01:00 -0400

Come join us in our final Sweet Side Action using the Pathfinder 2nd Edition Playtest rules. The next time you hear a glorious episode of our Side Action it will be with the official 2nd Edition rules, so keep your eyes peeled for that. For now, though, come join us as the gang continues to wind their way through this massive dungeon as they attempt to find their way further into the depths.

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SAS 62 - Jointing the Case

Fri, 12 Jul 2019 00:01:00 -0400

After some running around the Shackles and dealing with demons and illusions, it's time to get back to the mission at hand. Armed with some information and looking to get a bunch more, the gang heads into the Jasperleaf Apothecary to scope the place out and see what they can find about this alleged spy ring.

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SAS 61 - Illusions of Burning

Fri, 05 Jul 2019 00:01:00 -0400

Well, the gang definitely found the Savage Shipwreckers, and their illusion-spinning captain certainly is living up to her reputation, but we'll see for how long. Ships are on fire and no one knows what's really real anymore, but one thing is for certain: there's a prize to be had. Let's see who wins it!

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SAS 60 - Barreling Through the Fog

Fri, 28 Jun 2019 00:01:00 -0400

With their business in Hell Harbor on hiatus, the group heads out to search for an annoyance around the Shackles, a gang of pirates who do not follow any sort of honorable code, choosing instead to lure ships to their doom before looting their remains. Will the gang be able to put a stop to these Savage Shipwreckers, or will they fall prey to their treacherous ways like so many before them?

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SAS 59 - Skramble in the Sewers

Fri, 21 Jun 2019 00:01:00 -0400

So we're about to learn some...interesting things...about Skram's childhood and where he came from. Also, I guess there's some other mission we're supposed to be getting on with, but really, come on, we all know why we're really here. Let's learn about Skram some more!

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SAS 58 - Hellish Homecoming

Fri, 14 Jun 2019 00:01:00 -0400

You can't always go home, but apparently Skram can! For the first time since he became a pirate three captains ago, Skram finds himself returning to Hell Harbor. Skram has grown up in the intervening years, but the city of his birth hasn't quite released it's grip on him just yet.

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SAS 57 - Piercing the Mask

Fri, 07 Jun 2019 00:01:00 -0400

This week, Sharil makes a startling revelation that could put himself and the rest of the Maskador crew in jeopardy. Meanwhile, the gang receives an invitation to dine with one of the most powerful people in the Shackles, so naturally they mostly see it as a chance for a rematch for the eating competition from the Hurricane King's hall. We'll see how that goes.

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SAS 56 - Mushroom Clouds

Fri, 31 May 2019 00:01:00 -0400

After tracking an old foe through the sewers and caves beneath Port Peril, the gang finds themselves surrounded by a group of angry mushroom men who are hungry for their next meal. Will they be able to find their target before it escapes out to sea? Will their target find them first?

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SAS 55 - Old Friends in Old Places

Fri, 24 May 2019 00:01:00 -0400

What hole did Sharil dig himself into this time? His investigation into the Masked Brotherhood has finally born fruit, but is that fruit merely sweet, or is it toxic? Meanwhile, now that the gang has gained some recognition around the Shackles, they are starting to come across some familiar faces as the quarantine on the goods in their hold winds to a close. Are these going to be happy reunions? Bittersweet? Maybe downright unpleasant. Who knows?

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SAS 54 - The Masked Who?

Fri, 17 May 2019 00:01:00 -0400

They've passed all the tests and finally earned the right to call themselves members of the Free Captains of the Shackles. Now, De'Voth and co. gets to party the night away before waiting out the remainder of their quarantine. Sharil continues his investigation into the shenanigans of the Masked Brotherhood, which could land him in hot water if he doesn't learn to keep his mouth shut.

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Sweet Side Action 6 - Brass Donut

Fri, 10 May 2019 00:01:00 -0400

We found ourselves a little shorthanded this week as parental duties and disease struck the group, so we bring you another installment of our Sweet Side Action series. This time around, Matt strands the group in a massive underground complex built within a mountain where the only way out is to explore the depths of the mountain and survive long enough to see the sun once again.

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SAS 53 - Games of Captains

Fri, 03 May 2019 00:01:00 -0400

The trials continue for the gang while they stake their claim as deserving to join the ranks of the Free Captains of the Shackles. This time around, we get treated to Paizo's attempt at making a card game playable through a dice-based medium. The games are always more than they seem, however, so let's see what trickery is in store as the gang continues to play the Games of Captains.

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SAS 52 - Plucky Tuktuk

Fri, 26 Apr 2019 00:01:00 -0400

For a few months now, the Maskador crew has been a big fish in the little pond that is the Fever Sea. Now it is time to join the big boys in the Shackles, and that means Port Peril. Now they've gone from big fish in a little pond to little fish in a big pond, and they need to prove their worth if they hope to join the ranks of the Free Captains. It's time for the newest crew members to prove their worth.

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SAS 51 - The Infamous Maska-Tour

Fri, 19 Apr 2019 00:01:00 -0400

The gang has taken Tidewater Rock for good this time (we think), but it came at a steep price. After a few days to lick their wounds, though, it's finally time for the Maskador to make an appearance in Port Peril, the Big Apple of the Shackles. But first, they're going to need a little...INFAMY!

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SAS 50 - Rolling the Rock Part 2 - To The Last Manny

Fri, 12 Apr 2019 00:02:00 -0400

Who knew Royster was actually capable of doing things? The inevitable infiltration of Tidewater Rock continues as the gang finds themselves in dire circumstances which are soon to get compounded by a familiar face. Could this end up being the shortest occupation in Shackles history?

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SAS 50 - Rolling the Rock Part 1 - Feeks on Fleek

Fri, 12 Apr 2019 00:01:00 -0400

Tidewater Rock, formerly a safe haven for the gang, has closed its doors to them. The gang reconnects with some old friends as they figure out whether they should talk their way back in or just kick in the door. How about a bit of both?

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SAS 49 - Dead Men Don't Kiss and Tell

Fri, 05 Apr 2019 00:01:00 -0400

The gang just can't seem to quit Mancatcher Cove, can they? Even after destroying an entire colony of Sahuagin and finding what remains of the fabled treasure of the Cove, there's still one last bit of mystery to deal with: What's behind that damned dirt wall?! Can the gang finally get their pirating careers back on track after spending so much of it searching for this place? Come and find out!

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SAS 48 - Lemony Sneak-Hits

Fri, 29 Mar 2019 00:01:00 -0400

The gang continues to plumb the depths of the Sahua-den hidden beneath Mancatcher Cove in the hopes of finding some sort of treasure that would make this whole expedition worth the trouble it's caused. Faced with troubling blocked tunnels and more and more dangerous undersea creatures, how much longer will the gang be able to last as they continue their treasure hunt?

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SAS 47 - Getting Chummy

Fri, 22 Mar 2019 00:01:00 -0400

So this wasn't what the gang expected when they found Mancatcher Cove. They were expecting a fun bit of treasure that they could bring back home and brag about, not an underwater cave complex filled with deadly fish people. Is there even treasure down here? The gang won't give up until they either die or find some, so which will happen first?

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SAS 46 - Into the Sahua-Den

Fri, 15 Mar 2019 00:01:00 -0400

The time has finally come. The gang found Mancatcher Cove, they survived the Demon who guards it (barely), and now it's time to delve into the watery caverns beneath the island in search of the mythical treasure it contains. What other surprises might await the gang in the moist depths?

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SAS 45 - What Now?

Thu, 07 Mar 2019 23:01:00 -0500

The Demon of Mancatcher Cove is dead, but at what cost? Is this treasure really worth all this trouble? How much of the crew can be lost before this damned cave just isn't worth it anymore. How much more can be lost before the crew's morale starts to drop? All in all...What's next?

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SAS 44 - Let the Bodies Hit the Deck

Thu, 28 Feb 2019 23:01:00 -0500

Now even the damned island is trying to kill the gang! Mysterious vines have started latching onto members of the crew and pulling them up into the night. Everyone is scrambling try to save their compatriots and to stop these menacing vines, but will it be enough? How many casualties will it take to defeat this Demon of Mancatcher Cove? Can it even be beaten? Come find out!

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SAS 43 - Whining and Vining

Thu, 21 Feb 2019 23:01:00 -0500

The gang has finally found Mancatcher Cove and it's already turning out to be a disappointment. They've been there for 4 hours and already they've been attacked, and now Skram is prattling on about some sort of Demon. De'Voth is hearing none of it, it's surely just some old folk tale, right?

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SAS 42 - This Cove Bites

Thu, 14 Feb 2019 23:01:00 -0500

The gang is back at it this week after securing an unlikely victory over a true Free Captain of the Shackles. Let's find out what a so called "real" pirate has in their hold as the crew continues their ongoing search for Mancatcher Cove and the supposed treasure that awaits them there. 

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Sweet Side Action 5 - We Still Hate Giants

Thu, 07 Feb 2019 23:01:00 -0500

Even though the Pathfinder 2nd Edition playtest is officially closed as Paizo prepares the final product for release later on in 2019, we're still having our fun with it, so we bring you the continuation of our last Sweet Side Action wherein the gang is attempting to stop an evil cult from summoning a nigh unstoppable beast! Won't anyone think of the terrain!

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SAS 41 - Blind Rage

Thu, 31 Jan 2019 23:01:00 -0500

Well, the gang went and poked the bear. Bear? Bird? Whichever. Either way it's time to test their mettle against a true free captain of the Shackles, and they're going to have to find a way to do it blind after some trickery puts the entire crew in danger.

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SAS 40 - Everything's Fine

Thu, 24 Jan 2019 23:01:00 -0500

The search for the location of Mancatcher Cove continues as the gang searches for answers in the Shackles most sophisticated city. Will they find the answers they seek? And if they do, what will it cost them? Everything comes with a price.

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SAS 39 - Those Damned Bells

Thu, 17 Jan 2019 23:01:00 -0500

Who knew ghost stories could be true in a world where the undead are regular occurrences? After a nice chat, the ghastly captain of this ghastly ship has taken the unreasonable action of attacking the gang. Let's see if they can handle themselves in the face of this undead menace and his buddies.

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Sweet Side Action 4 - This is Why I Hate Giants

Thu, 10 Jan 2019 23:01:00 -0500

We're taking a quick break from our main story to bring you the continuing playtest adventures of the gang. We know the playtest is officially closed, but we've been having fun with it and we hope you all will as well. Come find out exactly why we hate giants so much.

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SAS 38 - Holy Mask-trimony

Thu, 03 Jan 2019 23:01:00 -0500

The gifts are arranged, a ship has burned, and a couple people even died, but the time has finally come for a Shackles wedding! Join the gang as they bind themselves to Tidewater Rock for the foreseeable future, granting them one more feather in their cap and (hopefully) sending them one step closer to being recognized as true pirate of the Shackles.

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SAS 37 - Burning With Desire

Thu, 27 Dec 2018 23:01:00 -0500

The gang has come across a couple of ships just begging to be boarded and that's just what they'll do. Minor flaw in one though...it appears to be on fire. How will the gang deal with this conundrum? Let's find out.

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SAS 36 - A Mutually Beneficial Proposal

Thu, 20 Dec 2018 23:01:00 -0500

The time has come for the gang to take Tidewater Rock, one way or another. The Rock isn't quite as uninhabited as the group had been led to believe, however, and the current denizens of it have some interesting ideas concerning their well-being. Will the gang simple storm the Rock and take it for their own, or are there negotiations to be had? 

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SAS 35 - One Fishy Story

Thu, 13 Dec 2018 23:01:00 -0500

The gang is feeling pretty good right about now. Their recent pirate exploits have been going swimmingly, they escaped from being taken by a pirate hunter, and now they've put in at a giant port where they find themselves with a whole bunch of cash in their pockets. This city holds a secret, however, and one that could prove significant for the gang's future.

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SAS 34 - Hide and Seek Domination

Thu, 06 Dec 2018 23:01:00 -0500

Fishing villages beware, there's a new force in the Fever Sea out to take all of your carefully curated magic items. No random villager or pack of dogs are going to get in the way of the gang as they search the high seas for plunder. Some of these villages are a bit more well-protected than others, though, so let's see how they gang fares this time around.

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SAS 33 - Bloodcove Blitz

Thu, 29 Nov 2018 23:01:00 -0500

The gang's done it now. They've gone and angered the big boss of the Aspis Consortium in Bloodcove and are currently in deeper waters than they maybe intended. Will they bravely retreat? Will they stay and fight like cowards? Maybe a bit of both? Let's find out!

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SAS 32 - New Recruits, Bruv!

Thu, 22 Nov 2018 23:01:00 -0500

The Masked Shield is up to some hijinks in this week's episode, between a conversation with the Masked Brotherhood to some espionage amidst Bllodcove's pirate community, he's got his hands full. Let's see how much he can actually get away with.

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SAS 31 - Fishy Family Matters

Thu, 15 Nov 2018 23:01:00 -0500

Skram has discovered an interesting piece of street art that bears further investigation, but first, Manny's gun is getting a very special cleaning. It's time to take a trip down memory lane with Sandara and Manny before investigating yet another zombie-making octopus monster. 

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SAS 30 - Loose Lips Sink Ships

Thu, 08 Nov 2018 23:01:00 -0500

The gang continues their pirate-y exploits and have captured not one, but two ships! Not only that, but the time has come for the gang to finally make port for the first time since they truly became pirates. Bloodcove ahead!

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SAS 29 - Super Sahuagin

Fri, 02 Nov 2018 00:01:00 -0400

So, we've got a sinking ship, a box that we can't get wet, and we're surrounded by a bunch of angry fish people. Sounds about right. Let's see how the gang manages to get out of this one without dooming half the Fever Sea to the briny deep.

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SAS 28 - Unbelieva-Bull

Fri, 26 Oct 2018 00:01:00 -0400

Level 5 is here at last! The gang made it through the series of unfortunate events at Rickety's Squibs and came out the other side with a ship they can call their own. Now that they've started their true pirate career in the Fever Sea, they're feeling a bit more powerful. Will that power be enough for what lies ahead, though? Let's find out, shall we?

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Sweet Side Action 3 - Mrs. T. Cooper

Fri, 19 Oct 2018 00:01:00 -0400

This week we're back with another edition of our Sweet Side Action. This time around, Matt takes the guys through the third scenario in the Doomsday Dawn Pathfinder Playtest material. "Third scenario?" you may ask, "What happened to the second one?" Well I'll tell you. The audio quality was simply not up to snuff, so we decided to put that episode on the shelf for the time being and move on. We apologize for any confusion, but this episode should more than make up for it.

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SAS - Taking the Temp of the Fever Sea

Fri, 12 Oct 2018 00:01:00 -0400

Our super eventful stay at Rickety Squibs has finally come to an end! The gang has their very own ship, all specced out and looking super fine and they are ready to start their journey to become the scourge of the Shackles. First, though, they have to get the feet wet, so to speak, by plying the Fever Sea shipping lanes for a bit before they can earn their place among the hierarchy in the Shackles, so let's get started, shall we?

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SAS 26 - Rickety Rickety Wreck'd

Fri, 05 Oct 2018 00:01:00 -0400

Tensions amid Skram's past come to a cacophonous head as his new crew meets the old in a good old-fashioned standoff. It may be the whole gang against a lone hobgoblin, but something tells me he's got a few tricks up his sleeve and is tougher than he looks. No worries, we've got this...right?

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SAS 25 - Squibbing (Relation)Ships

Fri, 28 Sep 2018 00:01:00 -0400

Well, the gang is going to be in search of a new officer now, but at least they can finally sleep at night without leaving one eye open. Life at Rickety Squibs is never simple, though, as a blast from Skram's past catches up with him this week in Episode 25 - Squibbing (Relation)Ships!

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Sweet Side Action 2 - PF2 Critical Playtest

Fri, 21 Sep 2018 00:01:00 -0400

We're back with our second edition of some Sweet Side Action. This time around the story continues as Matt runs (most of) the guys through the first scenario of the Pathfinder 2 Playtest, modified to fit into our Sweet Side Action format, of course. Come give us a listen as we give a (mostly) lighthearted real-time review of the playtest.

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SAS 24 - Easy Peasy Lemon Squeazy

Fri, 14 Sep 2018 00:01:00 -0400

And we thought this was supposed to be a safe place to get a ship outfitted! Not only is there a murder mystery afoot, but now we have giant, intelligent, mean snakes to deal with? What the hell, Rickety?! 

A couple quick mentions before we get started on this one: We have a new player joining us today! Our friend Andrew decided to join the crew for a few weeks, so enjoy his time with the gang, I know we did. Second, we apologize for the sound in this episode. There was a slight hitch getting the setup right for 6 people instead of 5, but we promise, it's only for this week.

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SAS 23 - Squibbing Around

Fri, 07 Sep 2018 00:01:00 -0400

The time has come to make the ship their own. The gang has arrived at Rickety Squibs, a place that specializes in giving ships a makeover. Now they have over a week to wait around while the ship gets all made up. Surely this will be a nice, relaxing bit of shore leave for the gang after all they've gone through, right? 

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Sweet Side Action 1 - Especially Tom

Fri, 31 Aug 2018 00:01:00 -0400

Welcome to our first installment of some Sweet Side Action! Due to some scheduling conflicts, we weren't able to get the full compliment of gamers to the table for this week's episode, so this week Matt is taking his turn at GMing the first in our series of side missions featuring an entirely new cast of characters played by Nick and Alex. Who can resist a little Sweet Side Action? Not you, surely, so come give it a listen and we'll return to the high seas next week.

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SAS 22 - Lickety Squibs

Fri, 24 Aug 2018 00:01:00 -0400

We did it! We pulled off a successful mutiny and have taken control of the soon-to-be-renamed ship. On top of that, we leveled up! Level 4 brings some new goodies as well as a new playground for us in the form of the Fever Sea and the Shackles. Let's see what hijinks the group can get into now that they have free reign of the seas.

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