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The Lost Tales of Adventuring


70 episodes

(Actual number of episodes significantly different than number of episodes as recorded in database.)
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Synopsis:

What happens when some young Americans are dropped into a medieval fantasy world? Listen to your worldmaster Mitch Stockton mold a tale around his comedic friends who have to make decisions based on the world around them. Improv, mythical creatures, comedy, inappropriate shenanigans and role playing at its finest.


Language: English

Format: Audio RPG

RPG System: Dungeons & Dragons

Continuity: Longform

Writing: Improvised

Voices: Full cast

Narrator: Second Person

Genres: Fantasy

Soundscape: Music

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Episodes:

066 – The Wolfsegen

Wed, 27 May 2020 01:01:00 +0000

Now below the city of Highfront Livi and Skyler must make there way to the secretive key known as the Wolfsegen to protect the world of Skuldar.

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065 – Highfront Hijinx

Wed, 20 May 2020 02:36:00 +0000

The magical shields have dropped and our heroes are heavily outnumbered. Is this the end for our buddies?

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064 – Disgusting Slimey Horrific Lizard Feet

Tue, 12 May 2020 17:16:00 +0000

The siege of Highfront is getting dangerous and now 2 of our friends have lizard genitals. Will they survive?

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Princess Andrea Side Quest 2

Tue, 05 May 2020 14:00:00 +0000

Ruthless as always Princess Andrea has found her way to an unusual Oasis in the middle of Cenorias, but catastrophe is at hand! Will she survive? Find out right now.

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Princess Andrea Side Quest 1

Wed, 29 Apr 2020 00:45:19 +0000

Last we saw Andrea… she had fled from Crandons castle in Cenorias with 2 gnomes and 2 kawayans to locations unknown. Now we learn where she went…

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063 – Treachery in Highfront

Wed, 08 Apr 2020 03:58:00 +0000

Everyone has learned of the treachery in Highfront and with the horde of Bortok just outside, things couldnt get much more dangerous.

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062 – Greeting the Horde

Wed, 25 Mar 2020 02:10:00 +0000

Megaliodeez the highest of high wizards ushers our friends to the outskirts of Highfront to confront the evil at their door.

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061 – Oh My God Skyler, We’re Equals?!

Wed, 18 Mar 2020 04:14:00 +0000

Our friends are safely inside the city of Highfront but an evil Horde waits just outside. Will they be able to get home? Will they even survive the Hordes attack? Find out now.

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060 – Getting in to Highfront

Wed, 26 Feb 2020 04:51:00 +0000

Our friends stare out upon the valley of Highfront as an imposing figure approaches, will they make it to the League of Wizards? Find out now.

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059 – The Sniper Shot Heard Round the Skuldar

Wed, 19 Feb 2020 04:07:05 +0000

Animosity is growing between our friends and Skyler may be losing his mind. Will they be able to traverse the treacherous forest? Find out right now…

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058 – Around the Bend

Wed, 12 Feb 2020 05:33:35 +0000

Our friends are continuing forward to Highfront, but can they trust their guide Fast Fingers Faden? Find out right now…

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057 – I Dont Sh*t Shame

Wed, 05 Feb 2020 05:21:00 +0000

Our friends hold a loose alliance with their new companion Fast Fingers Faden. Will it continue so they can make it to Highfront? Find out now!

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056 – The End of the Cave

Wed, 22 Jan 2020 05:04:16 +0000

After the misheard message from a creepy voice Skyler and Kevin talk Olivia and Fast Fingers Faden into further exploration…

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055 – Nachbros

Wed, 08 Jan 2020 04:46:13 +0000

Our friends need shelter for the night and an artificially illuminated Kevin has found a cave of goblins. Will our friends survive the night? Will James bang Livi? Find out now!

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054 – Juicy Beach

Wed, 18 Dec 2019 01:46:00 +0000

After the frivolous murder of potential friends, tensions are at an all time high between our friends. Will they ever make it to the League of Wizards?

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053 – The Double D Debacle

Wed, 27 Nov 2019 04:10:00 +0000

Finally leaving Poonton our friends make their way to the League of Wizards, but not before encountering a group of dwarves who are unfortunate enough to get “help” from our friends.

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052 – The Poonton Exodus

Wed, 13 Nov 2019 04:42:19 +0000

Now back in the real world our friends have secret knowledge of a bleak and bloody future. Will they help the people of Poonton or flee for their lives?

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051 – You Must Drink of Him

Wed, 23 Oct 2019 03:11:31 +0000

Multiple trips to the netherworld and the manipulation of time may have dire consequences for our friends.

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050 – 50th Episode Q&A Special

Sun, 13 Oct 2019 02:44:06 +0000

Youve asked your questions and the stars of the show are here to answer. Have questions of your own?? Email them to mitch@thethirdbrand.com

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049 – The A-Team Van

Wed, 09 Oct 2019 04:36:56 +0000

Our friends have to figure out what is real and what is netherworld or lose themselves to madness forever.

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048 – I Aint Got Time to Bleed

Wed, 02 Oct 2019 09:33:15 +0000

Now back in the real world our friends cope with the slaughter and destruction of Poonton.

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047 – Im a Thneaky Thnake

Wed, 18 Sep 2019 03:31:21 +0000

The netherworld is no joke for our friends as they continue to fight to escape limbo and return to Poonton.

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046 – If Kevin is God Then This is Hell

Wed, 11 Sep 2019 09:13:32 +0000

Now in the netherworld Kevin and Skyler must focus with all their might if they plan to help Flizard vanquish the Tierliebhaber.

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045 – I’m Like a Death Top

Wed, 28 Aug 2019 09:22:47 +0000

Our friends have made it to the city of Poonton, but what horrors or delights will they encounter? Listen now to find out.

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044 – The Mark of The Beast

Wed, 21 Aug 2019 09:12:52 +0000

Finally making it out of the desert and to the village of Poonton, what old face has come back into their lives now?

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043 – A Horsey Snowcone

Wed, 14 Aug 2019 09:47:13 +0000

Now facing the last stretch of desert, what measures will our friends take to survive?

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042 – I Have To Get To Poontang

Wed, 07 Aug 2019 10:19:42 +0000

S2 e6. Making their way across an endless desert our friends now face an incoming danger.

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041 – Stop Having Beef With Thaddeus

Wed, 24 Jul 2019 10:52:05 +0000

S2 e5. Still stranded in the Cenorias desert our friends have to band together with some underground elves to make it to the village of Pontoon.

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040 – B Hole Tingles

Wed, 10 Jul 2019 09:10:01 +0000

S2 e4. Dealing with a feral Cocolo, our friends have to think fast to avoid being eaten alive or dying in the blazing desert. What will they do!? Tune in right now.

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039 – I Don’t Trust Women in a Fight

Wed, 26 Jun 2019 04:56:41 +0000

S2 e3. Our friends are marooned in an endless desert after losing another friend. With nothing more than the hope of help from wizards our friends head Southeast. What comes next!? Tune in right now.

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038 – HI IM KEVIN

Wed, 19 Jun 2019 10:49:35 +0000

Season 2 episode 2. Our friends have escaped the battle at Crandons castle and now traverse a massive desert. Kevin appears to be losing his mind and no one can keep them on track. What comes next!? Tune in right now.

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037 – Season 2 – Sar-Chasm

Wed, 12 Jun 2019 04:07:37 +0000

Season 2 is here!! After a long break The Lost Tales of Adventuring returns for your Tuesday night enjoyment. A friend is dead and our gang is fleeing the aftermath of a massive battle! What comes next!? Tune in right now.

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037 – Im Gonna Go Talk to Gash

Wed, 21 Nov 2018 04:48:57 +0000

Season 1 of The Lost Tales of Adventuring comes to a close. Will this be the end of our characters? Will they ever find what they're looking for?

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036 – Dark Dealings

Tue, 13 Nov 2018 12:09:50 +0000

Crandon and Smithy finally get to their dealings. But for what? Whats at stake? How will our friends mess THIS up?? Tune in now!

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035 – This Magic Moment

Wed, 07 Nov 2018 02:15:04 +0000

Things are heating up and our friends have a suicidal Thaddeus controlled by Smithy. What happens next?! Will our friends save Thaddeus and kill Smithy, will there be an orgy? Tune in and find out!

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034 – Zombies and Dismemberment

Wed, 31 Oct 2018 01:31:58 +0000

This week our friends contend with a confusing courtyard, a jizz monster and an old nemesis comes back to antagonize the gang. Will they ever find a way home!? Time to find out

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033 – Crandon’s Castle LIVE From The Whiskey Barrel

Fri, 26 Oct 2018 01:16:42 +0000

On the second half of the live recording of The Lost Tales of Adventuring, our friends are doing what they do best in Crandons castle.. Chaos with A.D.D.  Whats our heroes next move!? Time to find out

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032 – The Land of Cenorias LIVE From The Whiskey Barrel

Wed, 17 Oct 2018 08:26:02 +0000

On the very first live recording of The Lost Tales of Adventuring, or friends have just been transported to a far away land in Skuldar by the drunk wizard Aegonik.  Where do our friends go now?  What ever happened with those cannibal elves?  Time to find out

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031 – Escape From Darkfall

Thu, 04 Oct 2018 10:20:34 +0000

On this episode of The Lost Tales of Adventuring our friends keep finding themselves in the town of Darkfall but with danger surrounding them will they escape the riotous civilians of Darkfall and wake up Aegonik?  Tune in NOW

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030 – Time To Recover

Thu, 27 Sep 2018 08:19:48 +0000

On this episode of The Lost Tales of Adventuring the old bastard of a mage Aegonik is back and why is he back?  Our friends havent slept for over 2 days... what will happen next?  Tune in, right now..

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029 – A Firey Send Off

Wed, 19 Sep 2018 09:05:41 +0000

After being save by Thaddeus the Paladin Olivia finds herself trapped beneath the body of the Drakin Maja.  Will our friends return to Darkfall?  Will Thaddeus tap that sweet Livi ass?  Time to find out on another episode of The Lost Tales of Adventuring.

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028 – Drakin Majah

Wed, 12 Sep 2018 10:44:05 +0000

In this episode our friends are still reeling from the loss of their friend, but have they hit rock bottom yet?  What else can be taken from them!?  Tune in and find out now.

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027 – The Aftermath of Kevo

Wed, 05 Sep 2018 09:04:22 +0000

On this episode of The Lost Tales of Adventuring our friends find themselves still in Darkfall surrounding the body of their friend.  With a dozen druids dictating their destiny, will they live or die?  Find out NOW.

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026 – Karnac’s Vengeance

Tue, 28 Aug 2018 08:10:36 +0000

On this episode of The Lost Tales of Adventuring our friends have escaped the dungeon of Arshlochs horde, and are still no closer to home.  Where do they head next?  Tune in now to find out.

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025 – Cocolo & Sins Revisited

Wed, 22 Aug 2018 07:34:51 +0000

Last time!  Our friends were trapped in a sacrificial chamber. With some investigation and looking around the cube of Zionic is rediscovered. Soon after Skyler provides the revelation that Bortok was possessed by the demon Killakee. Chris later slices his hand completing a ceremony opening a portal allowing them to finally escape the dungeon of Arschlochs horde. Just before the portal closed the gang saw an incorporeal form come together in the chamber and then blink out of existence. Now that they have made it out of the dungeon where to next? Who can help our friends? Can they help themselves? Time to find out, in another episode of The Lost Tales of Adventuring

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024 – Skyler, Go in the Corner

Wed, 15 Aug 2018 09:51:06 +0000

After regrouping and our heroes clumsily make it through an episode where Skyler got so drunk he blacked out. Will our friends ever get out of this underground? What is Bortoks end game?

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023 – Bortoks Thousand Strangers

Wed, 01 Aug 2018 10:05:58 +0000

Last time! Chris plummeted from 50 feet in the air but somehow managed to survive. With or without Chris the gang had to fight on to stop this evil ceremony. Unfortunately Kevo was left to do much of the fighting himself while Skyler and Guy got into a dick punching fight. Mid fight the arch nemesis of Kevo Bortok reveals himself and they have a battle of taglines, to which we all lost. With some yelling and arguing Livi and Plop find a health potion and attempt giving it to Chris to hopefully bring him back. What evil sorcery is going on in this cave? Is Chris coming back to life? Time to find out in another episode of The Lost Tales of Adventuring.

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022 – Is That Smuckers!?

Wed, 18 Jul 2018 08:12:56 +0000

With a completely unexpected intelligent decision our friends discovered archers protecting the ceremony from high above, but not without Chris attempting an overzealous drop kick that sends him over an edge 50 feet off the ground. Is Chris falling to his death?  Will this battle be our heroes last?  What kind of evil is happening here. Time to find out.. in another episode of The Lost Tales of Adventuring.

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021 – Do You Have Any Pubes We Can Use?

Tue, 10 Jul 2018 10:56:53 +0000

Last time! Our friends took their sweet ass time going down some stairs where Kevin ruined a stealth attack.  After getting some new armor, jewels and other belongings our friends came across a prisoner shackled to the wall.  Cautiously approaching they came to meet Guy Dumonde a soldier sent to clean up the mess of Aegonik the mage.

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020 – Sooooo Racist

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 11:37:04 +0000

Previously our friends attempted an ambush of guards protecting a dungeon Livi had visions of. Once eliminating everyone above, the group heads to the dungeon below.  With caution, experimentation and dumbass luck our friends found a way through.  There is still more dungeon to go but will they make it?  Can Kevin ever touch his rod again?

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019 – The “Only Two” Tunnel

Wed, 20 Jun 2018 09:52:08 +0000

After procuring some horses from the old residents of dewhurst our friends began the march back to the ravaged town.  On the way they encountered a group of Druids that learned of their pyromania and sentenced them to death. Then one of the druids turned on his own cutting down his mates.  Once the druids were killed the traitor druid turned out to be none other than the wretched one, Mr. Kevo!  With the help of Claude the group used a covert nature path to sneak back to Dewhurst preparing an ambush of guards at the garden.

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018 – These Arent the Druids Youre Looking For

Mon, 11 Jun 2018 11:33:56 +0000

After shopping in Darkfall to get some more legit items our friends made it to the old Mayors house to investigate the disappearance of the gnomes.  With some scrappy detective work and Olivias sweet amulet they have discovered the location of an old nemesis... Bortok the goatman!  So its time to gather the troops and return to Dewhurst on this new episode of The Lost Tales of Adventuring.

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017 – How Much For the Nature Rod?

Wed, 06 Jun 2018 05:48:17 +0000

After escaping the overrun town of Dewhurst our heroes returned to Darkfall.  Now with its new leader, and princess, our friends may have a new home base.  Dewhurst residents needed a way to integrate into the town so Andrea conducted intense bureaucratic maneuverings with Irving Black and her two oil boy servants... much to the shock of her compatriots.  Skylers determination to find Kevin and rod now drives our friends to examine the crime scene where the gnomes disappeared.

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016 – The Battle of Dewhurst

Tue, 29 May 2018 10:14:09 +0000

With the help of a healer and the incredible accuracy of Skyler, Olivia was saved from certain death by something referred to as a sprout.  Chris made enemies with a local of the village and Olivia quickly recovered from her injury. Once given an opportunity to relax for one moment our friends learned much from Irving black only to be interrupted by underground dwelling monsters who burst from the ground.

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015 – The Village of Dewhurst

Tue, 22 May 2018 07:58:44 +0000

After surviving they all found out they were duped by a fake Crandon who Olivia decided to murder in cold blood.  Now Olivias been infected by something and the forest fire is nipping at their heels. Will they meet friend or foe in the distant silhouette? Find out now.

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014 – Crandon The Chill

Tue, 08 May 2018 07:57:35 +0000

Recovering from a multitude of betrayal our heroes were thrown in the torturous dungeons of the goblins. A kind gesture from Livi came back to help our heroes with Graug the troll. Then they escaped, then went back for more, then escaped again!  Finally to encounter Crandon the wizard!

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013 – The Underground

Tue, 24 Apr 2018 09:49:21 +0000

Will the loss of Kevin the wretched one leave our friends without a brutish thug? Whats chanting and rumbling in these trees!? Time to find out in this new episode of The Lost Tales of Adventuring.

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012 – Is It Greg or Graug?

Tue, 17 Apr 2018 07:09:22 +0000

After making it to Thaddeus the paladin our heroes now face their biggest threat ever… The Bog Troll.. Is their friend Smithy up to something? Is Andrea lost forever?  Is the bog troll going to kill one of our loved ones!?  Time to find out in this new episode of The Lost Tales of Adventuring.

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011 – Negotiating with Smithy

Tue, 10 Apr 2018 11:30:24 +0000

After getting to know each other Olivia has found her place in the crew. Smithy the salesman has made an impression and distrust is brewing.   Are they ever going to make it to Thaddeus the Paladin!? Can they save Andrea? Time to find out in this new episode of The Lost Tales of Adventuring.

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010 – A New Friend

Mon, 26 Mar 2018 11:52:50 +0000

After the death of the stable boy, do they deserve redemption?  Will Andrea be able to help them escape?  Are they ever going to make it to Thaddeus the Paladin!?  Time to find out in this new episode of The Lost Tales of Adventuring.

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009 – 50 Shades of Demonology

Tue, 20 Mar 2018 00:47:28 +0000

After the toughest battle of their lives, our characters are still no closer to home. Can the gnomes help them find a way back? How long can this demon be held? Time to find out in this new episode of The Lost Tales of Adventuring.

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008 – The Demon of Darkfall

Wed, 07 Mar 2018 01:46:35 +0000

One of our new gnome friends has found a demon! What will our characters do!? Die brutally? make sexual advances? Will Darkfall be destroyed? All of the above? Tune in mofo!

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007 – 3 Gnomes

Wed, 28 Feb 2018 01:45:46 +0000

After the shitshow that was Aegoniks castle, our heroes meet a trio of gnomes that may lead them down another path.

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006 – The Basement

Wed, 21 Feb 2018 01:44:50 +0000

Our characters first came across this hatch to Aegoniks basement several episodes ago, now they have the opportunity to take a look around. What secrets does it hold?

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005 – Aegoniks Dealings

Wed, 14 Feb 2018 01:43:45 +0000

Kevin, Skyler and Andrea remain in Aegoniks castle spinning deals and taking part in ill advised exploring.  What does this crazy drunk magic guy want?! Listen now.

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004 – Aegoniks Castle

Wed, 07 Feb 2018 01:42:34 +0000

Our characters dig deeper into the mysteries of why the hell theyve been brought to this world, and graphic violence happens!

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003 – Aegonik & Fizztan

Wed, 31 Jan 2018 01:40:46 +0000

Our characters have made it to the castle of Aegonik the mage and have some more digging to do if they’re ever getting home.

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002 – Darkfall

Wed, 24 Jan 2018 01:38:40 +0000

Our lost characters have made it to the village of Darkfall, and theres now a celebration happening in their honor. What happens next? Listen and find out…

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001 – So it Begins

Wed, 17 Jan 2018 01:35:32 +0000

So it begins! Jump into the new adventure in an unknown land, as your worldmaster Mitch Stockton shepherds Kevo, Skyler and Andrea through an interactive adventure that can go any where and anything can happen. They can even die never to return…

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000 – Intro to the Show

Mon, 15 Jan 2018 05:08:02 +0000

A big ol introduction to the rpg podcast, and your host Mitch Stockton. Followed by the talented regulars of Skyler Robertson, Kevo Modesto, Olivia Ogilvie, Andrea Santo and Chris Hunter (Hundawg Millionaire).

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