Dice Paper Role: A DnD 5e Podcast
Synopsis:
A fortnightly Dungeons & Dragons comedy podcast where the DnD is fast n loose and full of roleplay and stupid decisions. Come for the trolls but stay for the lols! 170+ eps of homebrew, published modules & one shot live shows. Visit us at www.DicePaperRole.com
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Episodes:
DPR - Into the Feywild 26 - Dinner Date
Mon, 18 Nov 2024 21:40:00 +1100
Doelene ventures out on a date with the mysterious Agdon Longscarf, accompanied by their overly zealous chaperone U.N.1.T.
Meanwhile, Walter and Kevin have some quality one on one time where Walter imparts some fatherly wisdom (about love and life).
Join Dice Paper Role as we play The Wild Beyond The Witchlight.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master - Jack Kirby Crosby
Lord Walter Winston Winklepicker III - Dan Last
Doelene de la Croix - Greg Pickering
U.N.1.T - Ben Clements
Kevin Strangeways - Lauren Bok
Music & Production - Ben Clements
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DPR - Into the Feywild 25 - Just Desserts
Sun, 20 Oct 2024 20:22:00 +1100
Mulling over the events of breakfast, the crew get down to business and at least some try to get the most out of cleaning up the mess they made. Walter tries to step it up, perhaps inspired by U.N.1.T’s pursuit of happiness, but the dice gods hold him to his path. Once all is finally clean and back to the status quo, an unexpectedly cordial (and handsome) guest invites Doelene to dinner.
Join Dice Paper Role as we play The Wild Beyond The Witchlight.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master - Jack Kirby Crosby
Lord Walter Winston Winklepicker III - Dan Last
Doelene de la Croix - Greg Pickering
U.N.1.T - Ben Clements
Kevin Strangeways - Lauren Bok
Music & Production - Ben Clements
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DPR - Into the Feywild 24: AnnihiLatte
Sun, 22 Sep 2024 22:25:00 +1100
Their morning coffee and some quiet words from the innkeeper are just the first steps on an escalating road to an explosive and confronting mess.
Join Dice Paper Role as we play The Wild Beyond The Witchlight.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master - Jack Kirby Crosby
Lord Walter Winston Winklepicker III - Dan Last
Doelene de la Croix - Greg Pickering
U.N.1.T - Ben Clements
Kevin Strangeways - Lauren Bok
Music & Production - Ben Clements
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DPR - Into the Feywild 23: Risk it for the Bisquette
Mon, 02 Sep 2024 21:33:00 +1100
Aboard the Inn at the End of the Road once more, the party utilise their downtime to add a little flavour to their temporary abode.
Join Dice Paper Role as we play The Wild Beyond The Witchlight.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master - Jack Kirby Crosby
Lord Walter Winston Winklepicker III - Dan Last
Doelene de la Croix - Greg Pickering
U.N.1.T - Ben Clements
Kevin Strangeways - Lauren Bok
Music & Production - Ben Clements
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DPR - Into the Feywild 22: Baguette Together
Sat, 17 Aug 2024 17:23:00 +1100
After an uncertain separation and a few unexpected changes the party reunite, raid Bavlorna's closet and continue on their merry way.
Join Dice Paper Role as we play The Wild Beyond The Witchlight.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master - Jack Kirby Crosby
Lord Walter Winston Winklepicker III - Dan Last
Doelene de la Croix - Greg Pickering
U.N.1.T - Ben Clements
Kevin Strangeways - Lauren Bok
Music & Production - Ben Clements
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DPR - Into the Feywild 21: Burgertory
Sun, 04 Aug 2024 19:16:00 +1100
What exactly happens when one is unmade? Where does one go? For how long? And what does one do whilst there? And with whom?...
Find out the answers to these questions and more as Dice Paper Role pick up the pieces from last episode and play The Wild Beyond the Witchlight.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master - Jack Kirby Crosby
Lord Walter Winston Winklepicker III - Dan Last
Doelene de la Croix - Greg Pickering
U.N.1.T - Ben Clements
Kevin Strangeways - Lauren Bok
Music & Production - Ben Clements
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DPR & Friends 2024: Diplomatic Immunity
Sun, 21 Jul 2024 17:26:00 +1100
The Star Academy crew receive a new mission to assist an envoy in establishing federation contact with the planet Blackrock.
Such a vital mission requires tact, and the aid of newly minted Admiral Ornett Cobblecutt to assist in this delicate diplomatic dance.
Recorded live at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival on Sunday April 21st, 2024.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master: Greg Pickering
Ornette Cobblecut: Scott Edgar
Sir Walter Winston Winklepicker III: Dan Last
Florence: Lauren Bok
Ross: Emil Freund
Brojock C. Horseman: Ben Clements
Pippo Thomas Starovski: Jack Kirby Crosby
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DPR & Friends 2024: Hungry Hungry Hippos
Sun, 07 Jul 2024 18:59:00 +1100
The crew of Star Academy venture to Pippo's home town of Hippopopolis for a family reunion and a world famous food challenge that will blow them away. They also get to meet Russell Crow.
Featuring Oliver Coleman as galactically renowned super chef, Ramekin, strap yourselves in for a tasty treat!
Recorded live at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival on Saturday April 20th, 2024.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master: Emil Freund
Ramekin: Oliver Coleman
Click-Clak: Dan Last
Brojock C. Horseman: Ben Clements
Persimmon Fumbleton: Greg Pickering
Pippo Thomas Starovski: Jack Kirby Crosby
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DPR & Friends 2024: On the Dole
Sat, 22 Jun 2024 17:53:00 +1100
The Star Academy crew are made redundant in the midst of a cost of living crisis. Forced to work for the dole they join a clean up crew, plumbing the depths of the city sewers, where they meet a fun guy in search of his missing brother.
With the aid of the bedazzling beauty, Bernadette Beddingford (Mish Wittrup) its sporetacular spelunking at its best.
Recorded live at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival on Sunday April 14th, 2024.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master: Jack Kirby Crosby
Bernadette Beddingford: Mish Wittrup
Ross: Emil Freund
Brojock C. Horseman: Ben Clements
Persimmon Fumbleton: Greg Pickering
Click-Clak: Dan Last
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DPR & Friends 2024: Artifical Idiocy
Sun, 09 Jun 2024 12:47:00 +1100
A distress call from a friendly ship in deep space lead the crew of the Lady Marmalade to a suspicious scene. A Star Academy ship appears to have been attacked by another star Academy ship?
Their investigation will take them to the very depths of the Star Academy… Academy, where they face a legion of tile salesmen hiding a shocking truth.
Featuring very special guest Jay Wymarra as Indigenous space elf, Dave, get set for a mission sure to make you as sore from laughing as you are from the guilt of privilege.
Recorded live at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival on Saturday April 13th, 2024.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master: Dan Last
Dave: Jay Wymarra
Ross: Emil Freund
Brojock C. Horseman: Ben Clements
Persimmon Fumbleton: Greg Pickering
Pippo Thomas Starovski: Jack Kirby Crosby
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DPR - Before the Feywild 03 - Croak Monsieur
Mon, 27 May 2024 18:28:00 +1100
Lord Walter Winston Winklepicker III is 24 years old and in the prime of his life. Tonight is the big dance. The beginning of everything. He meets the enchanting Lady Maeve at the ball and sparks fly. But this will turn out to be a night to remember for an entirely different reason...
Join us as we play The Wild Beyond the Witchlight.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master - Jack Kirby Crosby
Lord Walter Winston Winklepicker III - Dan Last
Music & Production - Ben Clements
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DPR - Into the Feywild 20 - Unravioli
Sun, 12 May 2024 09:00:00 +1100
The party are caught off guard when Bavlorna Blightstraw welcomes them according to the Feywild's Rules of Hospitality.
But it doesn't take long for the situation to unravel and Doelene must make an unexpected journey.
Join us as we play The Wild Beyond the Witchlight.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master - Jack Kirby Crosby
Lord Walter Winston Winklepicker III - Dan Last
Doelene de la Croix - Greg Pickering
U.N.1.T - Ben Clements
Kevin Strangeways - Lauren Bok
Music & Production - Ben Clements
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DPR - Into the Feywild 19 - Gazpoocho
Sun, 21 Apr 2024 10:00:00 +1100
It's crunch time as the party infiltrate Bavlorna's hut. But once inside all is not as it seems and Walter resortS to using his best asset to get them through.
Join us as we play through The Wild Beyond the Witchlight.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master - Jack Kirby Crosby
Lord Walter Winston Winklepicker III - Dan Last
Doelene de la Croix - Greg Pickering
U.N.1.T - Ben Clements
Kevin Strangeways - Lauren Bok
Music & Production - Ben Clements
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DPR - Into the Feywild 18 - Half Baked Plans
Sun, 07 Apr 2024 18:18:00 +1100
The party receive intelligence from their bullywug agents and start making plans to take down Bavlorna Blightstraw.
Join Dice Paper Role as we play The Wild Beyond the Witchlight.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master - Jack Kirby Crosby
Lord Walter Winston Winklepicker III - Dan Last
Doelene de la Croix - Greg Pickering
U.N.1.T - Ben Clements
Kevin Strangeways - Lauren Bok
Music & Production - Ben Clements
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DPR - Into the Feywild 17 - A Royal Pickle
Sun, 24 Mar 2024 14:29:00 +1100
Doelene finds herself in a position of power as she grapples with a troubling transformation, and the party receive a visit from Bavlorna Blightstraw.
Join Dice Paper Role as they play The Wild Beyond the Witchlight.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master - Jack Kirby Crosby
Lord Walter Winston Winklepicker III - Dan Last
Doelene de la Croix - Greg Pickering
U.N.1.T - Ben Clements
Kevin Strangeways - Lauren Bok
Music & Production - Ben Clements
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DPR - Before the Feywild 02 - Pane Di Casa
Sun, 03 Mar 2024 14:42:00 +1100
It's just another day in Burrow's Heart for Doelene, until time starts playing tricks on her. Or is it fate?
Tune in to see where it all started for our resident harengon wizard as Dice Paper Role play The Wild Beyond the Witchlight.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master - Jack Kirby Crosby
Doelene de la Croix - Greg Pickering
Music & Production - Ben Clements
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DPR - Into the Feywild 16 - Grenouille Frite
Sun, 18 Feb 2024 17:27:00 +1100
The party acquaint themselves with the local customs in Downfall and immediately begin making plans to overthrow the King.
Join Dice Paper Role as they play The Wild Beyond the Witchlight.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master - Jack Kirby Crosby
Lord Walter Winston Winklepicker III - Dan Last
Doelene de la Croix - Greg Pickering
U.N.1.T - Ben Clements
Kevin Strangeways - Lauren Bok
Music & Production - Ben Clements
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DPR - Into the Feywild 15 - Milled Pide
Tue, 06 Feb 2024 22:22:00 +1100
Travelling through Hither inside the many legged Inn at the End of the Road, the party enjoy a little downtime until an unexpected visitor drops in.
Join us as we explore the mating habits of millipedes AND meet a new friend when Dice Paper Role play The Wild Beyond the Witchlight.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master - Jack Kirby Crosby
Lord Walter Winston Winklepicker III - Dan Last
Doelene de la Croix - Greg Pickering
U.N.1.T - Ben Clements
Kevin Strangeways - Lauren Bok
Music & Production - Ben Clements
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DPR - Into the Feywild 14 - Family Picnic
Sun, 21 Jan 2024 22:35:00 +1100
It's the party's first foray into the Feywild and what better way to familiarize themselves with the local FAWNa and flora than a family picnic.
Tears, trauma and tasty treats for all... tune in to the latest episode as Dice Paper Role play The Wild Beyond the Witchlight.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master - Jack Kirby Crosby
Lord Walter Winston Winklepicker III - Dan Last
Doelene de la Croix - Greg Pickering
U.N.1.T - Ben Clements
Kevin Strangeways - Lauren Bok
Music & Production - Ben Clements
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DPR - Into the Feywild 13 - Popkin
Sun, 07 Jan 2024 14:24:00 +1100
The House of Mirrors reveals a surprising fact that shocks the party to their core.
But will it make or break them?
Cook up some popcorn and listen to find out as Dice Paper Role play The Wild Beyond the Witchlight.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master - Jack Kirby Crosby
Lord Walter Winston Winklepicker III - Dan Last
Doelene de la Croix - Greg Pickering
U.N.1.T - Ben Clements
Kevin Strangeways - Lauren Bok
Music & Production - Ben Clements
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DPR - ChristmasEpisode2023_Final_Part2
Sun, 24 Dec 2023 10:43:00 +1100
After bravely facing down the enemies that lie within the TK Maxx, our Christmassy crew face off against the Grand High Admiral Space Ebeneezer Scrooge to teach him lessons he will never forget!
You can check out previous holiday one shots here!
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master / Juno Nova: Lauren Bok
Click-Clak: Dan Last
Pippo Thomas Starovski: Jack Kirby Crosby
Persimmon Fumbleton: Greg Pickering
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Thanks for listening and Happy Helmus/Nogmas to one and all!
DPR - ChristmasEpisode2023_Final_Part1
Sun, 24 Dec 2023 10:29:00 +1100
In Part 1 of our 2023 Christmas One Shot, our intrepid Space Academy crew Click-Clak, Pippo Thomas Starovsky, Juno Nova and their loyal sub contractor Persimmon Fumbleton attend the mandatory annual Space Academy Christmas Party.
Seems simple enough, but they must battle their way through shopping centres, car parks, mall cops and mums out on a mission!
They aren't getting any time in lieu, so there's no time to waste!
Stay tuned for Part 2, and check out previous holiday one shots here!
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master / Juno Nova: Lauren Bok
Click-Clak: Dan Last
Pippo Thomas Starovski: Jack Kirby Crosby
Persimmon Fumbleton: Greg Pickering
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Thanks for listening and Happy Helmus/Nogmas to one and all!
DPR - Into the Feywild 12 - Chekhov's Mushroom
Sat, 09 Dec 2023 17:23:00 +1100
The party enter the House of Mirrors for an episode of serious self reflection. But what are these visions they see? Dreams? Memories? Or shadows of things to come?
Find out, as DPR play The Wild Beyond the Witchlight!
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master - Jack Kirby Crosby
Lord Walter Winston Winklepicker III - Dan Last
Doelene de la Croix - Greg Pickering
U.N.1.T - Ben Clements
Kevin Strangeways - Lauren Bok
Music & Production - Ben Clements
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DPR - Into the Feywild 11 - Sporegasbord
Sun, 26 Nov 2023 15:00:00 +1100
Kevin's little boy-in-the-body-of-a-man bombshell loosens lips, and after some truth telling and revelation, it's time to head to The Workshop for some upgrades.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master - Jack Kirby Crosby
Lord Walter Winston Winklepicker III - Dan Last
Doelene de la Croix - Greg Pickering
U.N.1.T - Ben Clements
Kevin Strangeways - Lauren Bok
Randy Shackleford - Emil Freund
Music & Production - Ben Clements
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DPR - Before the Feywild 01 - Birthday SurPies!
Sun, 12 Nov 2023 17:53:00 +1100
What's the best thing about turning 8?
Is it the delicious pie your grand-mama made for you? Or maybe it's the carnival you go to to celebrate? Or maybe, just maybe, it's the super cool robot you meet inside the House of Mirrors?
Join us for a trip down backstory lane in a boy-meets-robot-tale-with-a-twist, as Dice Paper Role play The Wild Beyond the Witchlight.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master - Jack Kirby Crosby
Kevin Strangeways - Lauren Bok
U.N.1.T - Ben Clements
Music & Production - Ben Clements
Episode Art* - Jack Kirby Crosby
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*You can see a full length video of Jack's process as he drew the cover for this episode, accompanied by cast commentary on this episode, by becoming a DPR patron.
DPR - Into the Feywild 10 - Cotton Candy Conspiracy
Wed, 25 Oct 2023 18:09:00 +1100
The party fumble their way into the inner sanctum of Floss Co. in an attempt to unearth its secrets.
But will they be able to stomach what they discover? And will it lead them to the missing children, or something much, much worse?
Tune in to find out, as Dice Paper Role play the Wild Beyond the Witchlight.
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master - Jack Kirby Crosby
Lord Walter Winston Winklepicker III - Dan Last
Doelene de la Croix - Greg Pickering
U.N.1.T - Ben Clements
Kevin Strangeways - Lauren Bok
Randy Shackleford - Emil Freund
Music & Production - Ben Clements
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DPR - Into the Feywild 09 - A Light SandWitch
Wed, 11 Oct 2023 18:59:00 +1100
Join us this ep for mysterious meetings, missing kids and mistaken identities!
It sounds just like a Shakespeare play to us.
But place thy trust in us, forsooth, 'tis not!
CREDITS:
Dungeon Master - Jack Kirby Crosby
Lord Walter Winston Winklepicker III - Dan Last
Doelene de la Croix - Greg Pickering
UN1T - Ben Clements
Kevin Strangeways - Lauren Bok
Randy Shackleford - Emil Freund
Music & Production - Ben Clements
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DPR - Into the Feywild 08 - Drive Thru
Tue, 26 Sep 2023 13:35:00 +1100
After Doelene spiked the kenku punch, U.N.1.T transforms the conversation into one about motorsports. But that is a dead end, and soon the party are all sipping tea and discussing the risks associated with fois gras, until a friend drops in unexpectedly.
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DPR & Friends: The Marvellous Cookie Caper 8
Sat, 02 Sep 2023 11:02:00 +1100
With only one more Really-Really-Long-Period-of-Time Rock to find for their Oven Mitt of Eternity, it all comes down to this!
The Star Academy crew enlist the aid of the intergalactically famous chef and smuggler, Ramekin.
But will they be successful?
Find out in the deliciously tasty Melbourne International Comedy Festival finale....
DPR & FRIENDS: LAST GAME (PART II: COOKIE CLIMAX)
Recorded live at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival on Sunday April 23rd, 2023.
Dungeon Master: Greg Pickering
Ramekin: Oliver Coleman
Ross: Emil Freund
Brojock C. Horseman: Ben Clements
Juno Nova: Lauren Bok
Click-Clak: Dan Last
Pippo Thomas Starovski: Jack Kirby Crosby
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DPR & Friends: The Marvellous Cookie Caper 7
Mon, 24 Jul 2023 17:49:00 +1100
In this epic 80s winter wonderland, the very existence of Ski & Ski is being threatened by the corporate greed of the Sorcerers of the Glacier and their thinly veiled attempts to destroy the Open Glacial Licence.
Featuring special guest Jay Wymarra as the mountain yeti Obee Juan Kenobee, can the crew of Star Academy defeat the Sorcerers and still get some sick shredding in? Probably, but not before obtaining university degrees and participating in wet dick competitions.
Yeah, you heard us...
So join us for an avalanche of inaction in....
DPR & FRIENDS: THE OPEN GLACIAL LICENCE OF IRREVOCABILITY
Recorded live at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival on Saturday April 22nd, 2023.
Dungeon Master: Dan Last
Obee Juan Kenobee: Jay Wymarra
Ross: Emil Freund
Brojock C. Horseman: Ben Clements
Juno Nova: Lauren Bok
Persimmon Fumbleton: Greg Pickering
Pippo Thomas Starovski: Jack Kirby Crosby
DPR & Friends: The Marvellous Cookie Caper 6
Mon, 10 Jul 2023 18:52:00 +1100
Ever wondered what happens when a mega rich half goblin/half camel businessman with a secret passion for dance (aka special guest Mish Wittrup) supervises the crew of Star Academy as they move house?
Well wonder no more! Grab your cardboard boxes and your packing tape and prepare to be moved in...
DPR & FRIENDS: THE QUEST FOR THE HOMESTONE OF REMOVALING
Recorded live at Melbourne International Comedy Festival on Sunday April 15th, 2023.
Dungeon Master: Jack Kirby Crosby
Lindsay Foxx: Mish Wittrup
Click-Clak: Dan Last
Ross: Emil Freund
Brojock C. Horseman: Ben Clements
Juno Nova: Lauren Bok
Persimmon Fumbleton: Greg Pickering
*see Jack's map as mentioned in the show here
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DPR & Friends: The Marvellous Cookie Caper 5
Tue, 27 Jun 2023 14:32:00 +1100
Emil Freund once again takes the helm and joined by first mate Scott Edgar (aka Scod from Tripod) and things are gonna get nautical.
Tune in for a kraken good time as the Star Academy crew search the high seas for the fifth Really Really Long Period of Time Rock in:
DPR & FRIENDS: THE DEEP II (EVEN DEEPER)
Recorded live at Melbourne International Comedy Festival on Saturday April 14th, 2023.
Dungeon Master: Emil Freund
Ornette Cobblecut: Scott Edgar
Click-Clak: Dan Last
Juno Nova: Lauren Bok
Persimmon Fumbleton: Greg Pickering
Brojock C. Horseman: Ben Clements
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DPR & Friends: The Marvellous Cookie Caper 4
Wed, 14 Jun 2023 18:53:00 +1100
The crew of Star Academy are headed back to school… The School of Spells and Spellcasters that is!
They’re on a mission to protect one incident prone VIP student from the dark magic of She Who Will Not Be Named (for legal reasons).
Featuring the one and only Rosie Jones as Harriet Pooter and Dan Last as DM, get ready to discover the secrets of the arcane in...
DPR & FRIENDS: TERF WAR
Recorded live at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival on Sunday April 9th, 2023.
Dungeon Master: Dan Last
Harriet Pooter: Rosie Jones
Ross: Emil Freund
Juno Nova: Lauren Bok
Persimmon Fumbleton: Greg Pickering
Brojock C. Horseman: Ben Clements
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DPR & Friends: The Marvellous Cookie Caper 3
Fri, 02 Jun 2023 15:47:00 +1100
A team of "elite" secret agents are on a mission to rescue Special Agent 001 (Blonde, Lames Blonde) in swinging London.
Expect dodgy pommy accents, smoking guns, smoking babes (lots of people smoking actually), and Russia, with love.
Featuring special guest Nick Mason and Lauren Bok as DM, get ready to go undercover in...
DPR & FRIENDS: GOLDEN DIE - THE SPY WHO ROLLED ME
Recorded live at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival on Saturday April 8th, 2023.
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DPR & Friends: The Marvellous Cookie Caper 2
Thu, 25 May 2023 19:13:00 +1100
Just when the kingdom of Far-away-ica thought it was safe… their former king (the narcissistic, overcooked egg-omaniac Trumpty Dumpty) has returned with a plan to take back the throne.
With the help of special guest Deanne Smith (Tez the half centaur/unicorn medic caterer) the crew of Star Academy must stop the crazed Trumpty from putting himself back together again.
Eggspect the uneggspected in...
DPR & FRIENDS: THE GOLDEN NUGGET OF THE FOWL KING
Recorded live at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival on Sunday April 2nd, 2023.
Dungeon Master: Ben Clements
Tez: Deanne Smith
Ross: Emil Freund
Juno Nova: Lauren Bok
Clik-Clak: Dan Last
Persimmon Fumbleton: Greg Pickering
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DPR & Friends: The Marvellous Cookie Caper 1
Tue, 16 May 2023 21:48:00 +1100
All is not well in 100 Acre Wood.
Pooh and his friends have gone missing, and Christopher Robin is all out of ideas. Oh bother.
He is going to need heroes to save the day! It's a shame all he has is us...
Featuring special Guest John-Luke Roberts as Minnie the Pooh, DM'd by Greg Pickering, and recorded at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival on April 1st 2023, join us for….
DICE PAPER ROLE & FRIENDS: THE CROUTON OF NATIONALISTIC FEAR MONGERING
Dungeon Master: Greg Pickering
Minnie the Pooh: John-Luke Roberts
Ross: Emil Freund
Juno Nova: Lauren Bok
Clik-Clak: Dan Last
Brojock C. Horseman: Ben Clements
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DPR - Into the Feywild 07 - A Hint of Mime
Mon, 20 Mar 2023 21:32:00 +1100
After his run in with a mysterious Kenku, Walter is forced to communicate via charades, whilst Kevin deals with his first hangover, and after getting their fortunes read at a magical information kiosk the party find themselves caught up in a mad cap chase through the carnival.
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DPR - Into the Feywild 06 - Hammer Thyme
Mon, 20 Feb 2023 18:31:00 +1100
The wonders of the Witchlight Carnival continue to amaze and delight our intrepid adventurers.
Join them as they partake in underage drinking, questionable rhyming, and a good old fashioned feat of strength that turns out to have a smashing result...
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DPR - Into the Feywild 05 - Faerie Floss
Sat, 14 Jan 2023 00:44:00 +1100
Roll up, roll up! Step right up and join DPR as we arrive at the Witchlight Carnival!
What mysteries await the party? What thrills abound? What self discoveries are they destined to... discover?
Well, first they have to gain entry, which is no mean feat let us tell you.
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DPR - CHRISTMAS 2022 - BURK ALONE
Sat, 24 Dec 2022 10:16:00 +1100
Bratty 8 year old Burk BcAllister is left home alone at Nogmas and must defend the family home from a pair of thieving ne'er-do-wells.
Featuring special guest Oliver Coleman and recorded live at Comedy Republic on Dec 3rd 2022.
Watch the live show footage here
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DPR - Into the Feywild 04 - Pumpkin al a Cart
Sun, 18 Dec 2022 12:26:00 +1100
The party depart (eventually) for the Carnival, with a mission to deliver Madryk's pumpkin cart to the next town.
Strap yourselves in for an eventful travel episode and don't forget to hang on to your hats!
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DPR - Into the Feywild 03 - Madryck's Massive Kent
Sun, 27 Nov 2022 03:36:00 +1100
Starved of company, Madryk Roslov gives the party an extensive tour of his flower garden and pumpkin farm.
Kevin raids the cupboards, and Lord Walter Winston Winklepicker III takes a trip down memory lane.
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DPR - Spelljammer: Misadventures in Space - 04
Sun, 30 Oct 2022 08:04:00 +1100
The Star Academy crew have narrowly escaped being destroyed along with their ship, The Lady Marmalade, in a quasar.
Now they find themselves stranded in a strange town and must team up with a couple of locals in a good old fashioned space train heist.
ft special guests Cass Paige and Matt Brown, this ep is a rollicking good time.
*No Jimmies were harmed in the making of this episode*
Tix to our next live show available here
DPR - Into the Feywild 02 - Primordial Soup
Mon, 17 Oct 2022 06:16:00 +1100
Our newly formed adventuring party travel the land in search of interesting tidbits regarding the Carnival.
It's got everything you need for a good road trip story: a road, a trip, and a story... And scroggin. It's also got scroggin.
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DPR - Into the Feywild 01 - Arancini Brawls
Mon, 17 Oct 2022 06:14:00 +1100
A harengon, a frog lordling, a robot and a man-child walk into a bar....
Sounds like the start of a joke, and indeed it is.
Meet Doelene de la Croix, Lord Walter Winston Winklepicker III, Kevin Strangeways & UN1T - the protagnosists of our brand new Wild Beyond the Witchlight series.
Join us for the beginning of what is set to be a strangely wonderful and magical tale, brought to us by Dungeon Master Jack Kirby Crosby.
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DPR - Into the Feywild 00 - Entree
Mon, 17 Oct 2022 06:13:00 +1100
Just what does the inimitable Jack Kirby Crosby have in store for us as Dungeon Master?
If this wonderfully narrated prologue is anything to go by it's bound to be magical AF
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DPR - Into the Feywild 00 - Character Creation
Mon, 17 Oct 2022 06:12:00 +1100
Join us in our collective mind palace for a little brainstorming and character creation session!
Dice Paper Role are about to embark on their next adventure with a brand new series based on The Wild Beyond the Witchlight.
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DPR - Spelljammer: Misadventures in Space - 03
Sun, 25 Sep 2022 08:14:15 +1100
It's Paverick's birthday, so the crew of Star Academy head on down to Hip Hip Hippo Ray, a Giff operated water park, to celebrate!
Surely DM Dan Last wouldn't kill off Paverick, the resident Red Shirt of the show on his birthday... or would he?
Recorded live at Comedy Republic, Sat September 10th, 2022
DPR - Spelljammer: Misadventures in Space - 02
Tue, 16 Aug 2022 09:55:34 +1100
The crew of Star Academy find themselves broken down whilst sightseeing on shore leave.
Enter Frig, a charismatic space gnome, expertly played by special guest Scout Boxall who tries to help the crew clean up their act, resulting in multiple levels of madness!
Spelljammer is out now! Get your copy here
Recorded live at Comedy Republic, Sat 6th August, 2022
DPR - Spelljammer: Misadventures in Space - 01
Sun, 31 Jul 2022 12:53:16 +1100
Welcome to the maiden voyage of Dice Paper Role's early access to Spelljammer.
Join the fledgling recruits of Star Academy as they set out to rescue a long lost Admiral, only to find more than they bargained for.
Recorded live at Comedy Republic on Sat July 2nd, 2022.
ft special guest Verity Higgins
Spelljammer releases August 16. Find your nearest copy here
DPR in Nerd Jail (Announcement)
Tue, 31 May 2022 06:05:36 +1100
Dice Paper Role have landed themselves in Nerd Jail after repeatedly breaking the law.
Will they make it out in time to get to their next live show?
Sat June 4 at 3pm
Comedy Republic, Melbourne
ft. Special Guest Mark Bonanno (Aunty Donna)
Tix: https://tinyurl.com/dprlivecomedyrepublic
DPR - Dice Hard: A Christmas Story
Fri, 24 Dec 2021 05:11:50 +1100
'Twas the night before Burkemas, and all through Nakatomi Not a hostage was stirring, not even Takagi; The baddies were flailing their guns in the air, But little did they know, Burke was already there...
Join DPR on an action packed Dungeons and Dragons adventure into the traditional Christmas fare that is 80s action films!
Credits:
https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-dice-hard-a-christmas-story/DPR gone Feywild - Episode Zero
Mon, 20 Dec 2021 10:37:25 +1100
It's a hot, wet summer in Faerun. Time to pack the trunk, slip into your best budgie smugglers, and take a jaunt into the wildest wilderness that ever existed outside the material plane.
Join DPR as we explore the character concepts for our next Dungeons and Dragons adventure - Wild beyond the Witchlight!
Credits:
https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-gone-feywild-episode-zero/
Sun, 07 Nov 2021 10:18:53 +1100
We have ridden the roller coaster of fear, up and down, through taffy and tank based despair, and now DM Lauren Bok leads us into the ultimate crescendo of Halloween Horror.
To overcome this dastardly scheme DPR does its own research and reveals the sinister plans of Big Tank proving once and for all that four heads are better than one.
Episode Art & Credits: https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-all-hallows-night/
Sun, 31 Oct 2021 11:15:15 +1100
Light up your Jack-o'-lantern, grab a pumpkin spiced latte and join DPR for the second part of their 2021 Halloween Trilogy, "All Hallows' Day". Oh but whatever you do, don't go into the basement...
Episode Art & Credits: https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-all-hallows-day/
Tue, 26 Oct 2021 04:02:28 +1100
Join DPR for some Trick or Treatin' Tom Foolery in the first chapter of their 2021 Halloween Trilogy, "All Hallows' Eve". DM'd by the inimitable Lauren Bok, get set for a spooooooky ride. Episode Art & Credits: https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-all-hallows-eve/
DPR - Curse of Strahd 40 - It was the Best of Times, It was the Cursed of Times
Mon, 13 Sep 2021 02:54:00 +1100
This is it, we promise! The Final_Final episode of Curse of Strahd.
The culmination of 40 hours of play and the actions of 5 players, 10 player characters, and one sadistic DM.
You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll nod sagely at the words of wisdom. Come with us into the realm of horror that is: Dice Paper Role does Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd - the Finale!!
https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-curse-of-strahd-40-it-was-the-best-of-times-it-was-the-cursed-of-times/
DPR - Curse of Strahd 39 - Penultimatum
Sat, 28 Aug 2021 01:09:38 +1100
Ok ok ok... so the party has been split up, but we promise... THIS time we take on Strahd in the Final Show Down.
Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd - the Finale!!
https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-curse-of-strahd-39-penultimatum/
DPR - Curse of Strahd 38 Part 2 - Bass Steel Day
Thu, 19 Aug 2021 11:28:55 +1100
The party, amidst a swelling mob of Barovians, storm the castle and confront Strahd in the final showdown.
Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd!
Credits: https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-curse-of-strahd-38-part-2-bass-steel-day/
DPR - Curse of Strahd 38 Part 1 - David Lynch Mob
Wed, 04 Aug 2021 10:46:22 +1100
The end is nigh, as Ragyog takes the holy bone in his sweaty, sweaty hand. The mob are assembled and rowdy, the speeches inspirational, and the plans set in stone as DPR set off for their final march to confront Strahd von Zarovich.
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DPR does Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! Credits: https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-curse-of-strahd-38-part-1-david-lynch-mob/
DPR - Curse of Strahd 37 - The Night we called it a Day
Thu, 08 Jul 2021 06:56:53 +1100
The stakes are high as the party regroup and plot their final surge towards castle Ravenloft with a little help from another new friend.
Ragyog gets back in touch with Lathander via the holiest of relics, Sasha faces some hard truths, and Sonny lives up to his moniker.
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DPR does Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd!
Credits: https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-curse-of-strahd-37-the-night-we-called-it-a-day/
DPR - Curse of Strahd 36 - 3 Bakers Dozen
Wed, 30 Jun 2021 11:14:51 +1100
Vallaki has some unexpected guests, but the party roll out the welcome mat. Luckily bakers are still open at this late hour, and the party get cooking.
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DPR does Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! Credits https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-curse-of-strahd-36-3-bakers-dozen/
DPR - Curse of Strahd 35 - Give 'em the Chair
Thu, 17 Jun 2021 04:20:42 +1100
After a long and tiring journey, Ragyog and Sasha look their problems right in the eyes and lay out their positions.
There is still much to be discovered:
- How does one style one's hair like that?
- Who is this otherworldly being?
and
- How valuable is 8 hours rest?
Find out all this and more on:
DPR does Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr---curse-of-strahd-35---give-em-the-chair/
DPR - Curse of Strahd 34 - Fast and the Fabulous
Tue, 08 Jun 2021 11:02:55 +1100
Sometimes you gotta make a choice. Sometimes those choices are hard.
If you have what it takes, you can take it all...
Will you choose family, or will you choose a cool ass flying skull?
Find out as DPR delves into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd.. https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-curse-of-strahd-34-fast-and-the-fabulous/
DPR - Curse of Strahd 33 - Anyway, Here's Waterwall
Tue, 25 May 2021 06:19:00 +1100
Today is going to be the day when we are going to start the end. By now, they should have somehow realised what they have to do. I don't believe that anybody, can die from a little swim. Except maybe this lot. Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd... https://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-curse-of-strahd-33-anyway-heres-waterwall/
DPR - Curse of Strahd 32 - My Other House is a Floating Skull
Mon, 17 May 2021 10:34:03 +1100
Babs is back and ready to show her displeasure about the house remodelling by taking it out on the party one by one.
Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons – Curse of Strahd..
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DPR - Curse of Strahd 31.5 - 100% Less Greg
Tue, 11 May 2021 07:53:19 +1100
We are at the pointy end of the campaign now!
Join the cast in a special episode as we attempt to pull the story threads together and throw around our theories on how this might play out.
Will there be a happy ending? What would that look like? Who has plot armour?
Now with 100% less Greg.... on DPR Curse of Strahd!
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DPR - Curse of Strahd 31 - Air DnD
Wed, 05 May 2021 23:05:56 +1100
This week the party are reminded that the property market in Barovia can only really ever be described as 'hostile'... Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd... www.DicePaperRole.com
DPR - Curse of Strahd 30 - I'll Be There for You
Wed, 28 Apr 2021 00:58:12 +1100
No one told them life was gonna be this way Their foe's a bloke, in a cloak, Who's love life's DOA. It's like he's always flyin around and spreading fear, It hasn't been their day, their week, their month, or even their year.... Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! www.DicePaperRole.com
DPR - Curse of Strahd 29 - Stones and Bones
Wed, 21 Apr 2021 10:02:41 +1100
After a little light gardening and taking out the trash everyone sets off again into a bright future free of government or otherworldly interference, only to be waylaid by the garbo
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DPR - Curse of Strahd 28 - Jurassic Bark
Tue, 13 Apr 2021 09:37:36 +1100
Everyone seems to be having a really good time getting to know each other. Then, without warning! (some warning) a giant evil elm wants to wreck everyone's picnic. Will they stay and fight, or will they leaf??
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DPR - Curse of Strahd 27 - The 27 Club
Tue, 06 Apr 2021 09:55:43 +1100
The 27 club is extremely exclusive. Now that we are in the door it is time to take stock of our inventory, tie up our boot straps, pick up a legendary item or two and hit the road!
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DPR - Curse of Strahd 26 - Deadly Nightshade
Tue, 23 Mar 2021 01:06:56 +1100
Tensions finally boil over, and a resolution is forced. Only friendship is able to stop the darkness, but night has already come, and all is in shade. Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd.. www.DicePaperRole.com
DPR - Curse of Strahd 25 - Corvid-19
Sun, 14 Mar 2021 22:47:46 +1100
Sit down for some cheese and wine and listen as the intricacies of Barovian politics and history are revealed piece by piece.
Didn't ask for an exposition dump? That's a shame. More Brie?
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DPR - Curse of Strahd 24 - Ferment with Ad-Vintage
Mon, 08 Mar 2021 01:08:53 +1100
Watch your step on the gantry as we look down into the bottomless pit of despair that is the Purple Grape Mash barrel. Usually we keep these closed due to the incredibly dangerous gasses they emit, but when your winery is invaded by a horde of demonic stick insects, you pull out all the stops!
Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd.. www.DicePaperRole.comDPR - Curse of Strahd 23 - A Sticky Situation
Tue, 02 Mar 2021 23:45:35 +1100
The party arrive at the Wizard of the Wines, ready for a day of wine tasting and cheese. But all is not as it seems, looks like they might have to swallow the Pine-o Noir first. Look out, it has a woody aftertaste!
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DPR - Curse of Strahd 22 - A Long Introduction
Mon, 22 Feb 2021 22:27:46 +1100
With only the slightest of nudges we do a deep dive into how each of the characters is feeling and looking right now, into a rabbit hole of self aggrandisement and navel gazing. Plus some D&D?
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DPR - Curse of Strahd 21 - No Takesie Backsies
Mon, 15 Feb 2021 05:29:02 +1100
With a full quest log and the town of Valliki at their feet, the party pay their respects to the burgomaster.
Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! www.DicePaperRole.comThu, 28 Jan 2021 02:09:09 +1100
Listen as DPR answer more of the questions you never knew you wanted answered and never actually asked.
It's basically a public service. You're welcome.
Wed, 13 Jan 2021 01:04:23 +1100
Listen as DPR answer all the questions you never knew you wanted answered and never actually asked.
It's basically a public service. You're welcome.
DPR XMAS 2020 - Part 2 - White Christmas
Tue, 29 Dec 2020 01:09:28 +1100
Join Dice Paper Role as we delve into a very special xmas.... special.
DM'ed by first time Dungeon Master, long time funny person Lauren Bok, this madcap and festive tale will surely warm the cockles of even the darkest heart.
Strap in for some festive Dungeons and Dragons fun times with DPR! www.DicePaperRole.com
DPR XMAS 2020 - Part 1 - Give Me Back My Wife!
Tue, 22 Dec 2020 08:10:52 +1100
Join Dice Paper Role as we delve into a very special xmas.... special.
DM'ed by first time Dungeon Master, long time funny person Lauren Bok, this madcap and festive tale will surely warm the cockles of even the darkest heart.
Strap in for some festive Dungeons and Dragons fun times with DPR! www.DicePaperRole.com
DPR - Curse of Strahd 20 - Quest Log City
Mon, 14 Dec 2020 00:34:48 +1100
The party finally enter the town of Vallaki and are presented with a cornucopia of quest opportunities and interesting NPC's.
Instead they spend 40 minutes talking to a guardsman with anger issues.
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DPR - Curse of Strahd 19 - Cool Story Hans
Sun, 06 Dec 2020 11:09:37 +1100
Hans makes a new friend, and gets a special keepsake. He works hard to mend fences with the others while they decide their next step.
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DPR - Curse of Strahd 18 - The Fire Within
Sun, 29 Nov 2020 10:06:36 +1100
The party meets more of Strahd's minions, while Hans and Ireena split. Ireena discovers more about herself, to Hans' detriment.
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DPR - Curse of Strahd 17 - A Charming Introduction
Wed, 25 Nov 2020 14:38:13 +1100
Ireena reveals some explosive details about her past which comes as a real shock to the group. The party new and old are introduced to the locals, with varying results.
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DPR - Curse of Strahd 16 - He Died with a Grimace on his Face
Sun, 15 Nov 2020 11:46:46 +1100
Hans shows his sword skills which earns him a new friend. The group walk away from the flaming dumpster of their recent past, and into the wet and fishy embrace of their future. Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! www.DicePaperRole.com
DPR - Curse of Strahd 15 - Live, Laugh, Stab
Sun, 08 Nov 2020 04:16:00 +1100
Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! The remaining members of the party make moves to remove the threat of the lonely mill once and for all, and Captain Jackamo finally lives up to his name and brand.
DPR - Curse of Strahd 14 - Key to Freedom
Sun, 01 Nov 2020 11:10:12 +1100
Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! Jackamo and Curley play a game and confront a cagey dilemma. Who will find the key to their freedom first? After a solid sleep the others come to help, but will they make it back in time? Will the timelines converge in just the right way?
Wait.
There are different timelines?
DPR - Curse of Strahd 13 - Feelin the Filo
Sun, 25 Oct 2020 10:02:40 +1100
Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd!
The party is split. Hans, Ragyog and Mo are in the woods, deciding if they have the strength to save their lost friends now, or if they should have a good 8 hours sleep first. Curley and Jacamo find themselves uncomfortably full of pastry, wake up Saw, and in a very sticky situation.
DPR - Curse of Strahd 12 - Carpanon
Sun, 18 Oct 2020 03:50:07 +1100
Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! After storming into the lonely mill the party get more than they bargained for. Hans shares his fish brain thoughts, and Ragyog tries desperately to hold it all together.
DPR - Curse of Strahd 11 - Hansicarp
Mon, 12 Oct 2020 12:03:40 +1100
Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! The party form a cunning plan and enter the mill well prepared, so that nothing unfortunate could possibly eventuate. Absolutely no-one gets turned into a fish.
DPR - Curse of Strahd 10 - Emotionally Decimated
Sun, 04 Oct 2020 09:36:48 +1100
Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd!
Tension and paranoia ferment as the party continues to suffer nightmares and Mo receives another visit from Strahd. Things only get worse as the party arrive at the Lonely mill their Torokka reading warned them of.
DPR - Curse of Strahd 9 - A Rookie Bookie Error
Sun, 27 Sep 2020 09:38:00 +1100
Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd!
The group puts their trust in Terry, who helps them chase waterfalls. It seems like a big old waste of time, until they use the location to shoot a new Cloghearts commercial and Hans gets his head wet.
DPR - Curse of Strahd 8 - The Tale of Ten Toe Terry
Sun, 20 Sep 2020 09:21:08 +1100
Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd! The group earn some well deserved rest by a Vistani campfire, hosted by some interesting friends with tall tales to share. Once they have drunk their fill, they delve into Madame Eva's tent, and the Tarokka reading. But the reading is not free. Everything in Barovia has a cost...
DPR - Curse of Strahd 7 - Wiz on Down the Road
Mon, 14 Sep 2020 11:05:01 +1100
The party are finally past the first town, and into the wilds of Barovia. In the shadow of castle Ravenloft the group relive their favorite 70's musical moments, drain the well and assault some innocent scarecrows. Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd!
DPR - Curse of Strahd 6 - Ignore the Screaming
Mon, 07 Sep 2020 10:31:41 +1100
A solemn funeral ceremony is observed for the late burgomaster of Barovia, and absolutely nothing inappropriate happens at all.
Yep, it's all above board here.
No basement antics, no funeral crashing, no fast food service.
Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd!
DPR - Curse of Strahd 5 - A Warm Glass of Milk
Mon, 24 Aug 2020 23:01:35 +1100
This week DPR learn all about their enemies (both dead and undead), the particulars of pie marketing, and a new transformative dining table.
Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd!
DPR - Curse of Strahd 4 - Dead Ringer
Tue, 11 Aug 2020 11:11:38 +1100
Curley the Crabman shares a smoke with a friendly neighbourhood maniac, learning a thing or two and picking up a side quest. The group registers another new, and this time, alarming party member. Then the DM tries to unload a bunch of exposition, but is waylaid by unexpected NPC's.
Join DPR as we delve into Dungeons and Dragons - Curse of Strahd!
DPR - Curse of Strahd 3 - The Patron Speaks
Tue, 28 Jul 2020 01:53:39 +1100
DPR make a new friend, discuss the benefits of various types of cookie and then raise the roof on the sleepy town of Barovia with a friendly fireball and some unsolicited door knocking. You know, just totally normal dungeons and dragons stuff.
DPR - Curse of Strahd 2 - Classic Warlock
Thu, 16 Jul 2020 00:52:13 +1100
DPR roll into Barovia in style, riding in the good Dr's carriage. It should be a smooth journey, but the road is bumpy, the night is dark, and we are all dumb as hell.
Join us as we ruin your favorite Dungeons and Dragons module - Curse of Strahd
DPR - Curse of Strahd 1 - A Belated Introduction
Sun, 28 Jun 2020 11:19:38 +1100
Dice Paper Role travel to the land of Barovia with new original* characters, brand new theme music, and a newfound ambivalence towards editing. Listen to this Dungeons and Dragons horror campaign be brought to life, or if not life then definitely some form of jerky, slightly rotten afterlife**
*semi-original **not technically or legally life
DPR Book II Chapter 23 - Selune's Gift
Sun, 14 Jun 2020 10:12:27 +1100
Normally we put a joke here. But now is not a time for fucking about.
BLACK LIVES MATTER
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Thu, 28 May 2020 11:34:41 +1100
Journey into the wild realm of an unplugged game at the DPR table. See what it is like to play with us when we let loose. And by god, it is one loose game of Dungeons and Dragons.
Joined by friend of the show Robby Anderson, hear us tear Dan's game plans apart from the very first line of dialogue. Hear his tears pitter-patter on the table as he runs a one hour game over three hours. Feel our delight in his frustration.
Strap in, and ready yourself, for:
DPR Raw.
DPR Book II Chapter 22 Part II - Escape Room
Sun, 15 Mar 2020 10:36:35 +1100
Your correspondent Scuffy McDags reports from shopping centre ground zero with an in depth piece into the poo ticket pandemonium.
Scruffy will dive deep into the septic environment of the weekly shop, fearlessly finding out who has a clean behind and who... doesn’t. Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-23-part-ii-escape-room/
DPR Book II Chapter 22 - Law & Order: Multiverse
Sun, 01 Mar 2020 10:08:55 +1100
Ghost trains. Chugging through the night on spectral rails, spewing noxious gas into the air.
Where did they come from? We don't have actual trains? Will it affect your property value?
Find out by signing up for a free property valuation with Pinot Puppetman. No strings attached. Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-22-law-order-multiverse/
DPR Book II Chapter 21 - New Hell, who Dis?
Sun, 16 Feb 2020 10:28:16 +1100
According to known fusspot and bleeding heel, Alan Bloodspatter, the world is on fire. But surely the world has always been on fire, and if not on fire, then at least a smouldering wreck. As renowned bloodhound, Fido Mammal said in 1996: the roof is on fire. Proof that some places were previously on fire. Also it's raining. Now pass me my briefcase marked "coal money" and I will be on my way.
Dice Paper Role - A Dungeons and Dragons Comedy Podcast
Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-21-new-hell-who-dis/
A DPR Christmas Part II - Santa’s Sweatshop
Tue, 24 Dec 2019 10:31:20 +1100
Let's revel in the post Christmas lunch malaise.
Join the Tight 5 as we recline in the comfy chair, undo our pants, and let it all hang out. We warm up our eleventh snifter of brandy and stuff one last mince pie in our collective gob.
Things are about to get festively loose.
A DPR Christmas Part I - Happy Helmus
Mon, 23 Dec 2019 05:01:07 +1100
It's Christmas, and our gift to our DM Dan is to take his painstakingly crafted game, tear the neatly applied wrapping paper off, then throw the game aside like another pair of new socks.
Listen as we ruin the season by punching the little drummer boy in the face.
The Tight 5 are in a festive mood and ready mix up the nog, lay down a thick yule log, and argue with our racist uncle over dinner. Dice Paper Role - A Festive Dungeons and Dragons Podcast
DPR Book II Chapter 20 - Inner Demons... I Mean Devils
Sun, 27 Oct 2019 11:00:01 +1100
Driven by a desire for justice. Seeking answers to a dark past. Jemima Jordansen must defeat the demons of Acheron and the demons within.
!!!YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW SHE DID IT!!!
Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-20-inner-demons-i-mean-devils/
DPR Book II Chapter 19 - Up Styx Creek
Sun, 13 Oct 2019 05:01:47 +1100
On our panel this week, Grooty Thunderbug, child prodigy and part time sailor lays out all the facts. Grooty tells us why the world is burning and how we can stop it.
And of course to make sure our coverage is completely balanced, we have brought in 5 middle aged white men to scream incoherent arguments and personal insults at her during the presentation.
Only on, Badger News
Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-19-up-styx-creek/
DPR Book II Chapter 18 - Meet the Frackers
Sun, 29 Sep 2019 15:22:40 +1100
Well known inventor and stinky hermit Pendleton Cycleframe shows us his new handcrafted wooden masterpiece: the TwoWheel.
Peddleton tells us in excruciating detail how every single component was thought up, rejected, re-examined, re-rejected, re-re-examined, accepted, carved, put into a cupboard, forgotten, rediscovered, and then polished.
This Soonday on: 60 Minutiae
Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-18-meet-the-frackers/
DPR Book II Chapter 17 - Sandstorm
Sun, 15 Sep 2019 13:15:31 +1100
This week on DPR - the radio station you can rely on 3/10 days a week.
Soonday: Pounce and Mullanry hunt a cornish cereal murderer, who runs them in rings before flaking out.
Turday: Wildman Bex reveals the shocking and filthy habits of Bourgeois Snails.
Whyday: A mystery chef appears in the long grass, cooking a hot tomale of poked bowls.
Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-17-sandstorm/
DPR Book II Chapter 16 - The Power of Helm ft. Tempus
Sun, 01 Sep 2019 11:44:01 +1100
You can get it hawking wares. You can get it wiping benches. You can get it hunting bears. You can get it digging latrine trenches. You can get it any old how. A hard earned thirst needs a big chunky drink. Barry's Dogs Milk: It's a dogs breakfast.
Credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-16-the-power-of-helm-ft-tempus/
DPR Book II Chapter 15 - Helm Make Me Better!
Sun, 18 Aug 2019 12:33:17 +1100
This week at DPR, we thank our sponsors:
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They make the finest meat based attire money can buy. From the popular Herring Vest worn by discerning adventurers, to the signature Kabana Culottes, voluminous and fatty in their magnificence. If you plan to travel to a post-apocalyptic plane of existence, these pieces can be both fashionable and incredibly valuable. Use the code NEVERTHROWTHESEAWAY for a 10% discount.
Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-15-helm-make-me-better/
DPR Book II Chapter 14 - Flight of the Rusty Prawn
Sun, 21 Jul 2019 09:16:43 +1100
On Coordinates, Coordinates, Coordinates this week we find a home for Mr & Mrs Crumbberbatch and their 18 children. Will they choose the stank of the river district, the grime of the Smith's Quarter, or the incessant proselytizing of Temple Row? Riveting stuff.
Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/book-ii-chapter-14-flight-of-the-rusty-prawn/
DPR Book II Chapter 13 - Dinner and a Showdown
Sun, 07 Jul 2019 21:16:53 +1100
This season of Bronze Cook brings you the freshest cooking challenges with a new and brutal spice. Listen as Cook Aranaz the Wise puts together a stew of foresight that will tingle your taste buds so savagely you can see through time.
The secret ingredient? - Extremely potent spider venom
We make this 80 year old man dig around in the ground among a horde of spider nests, risking his life for this vital component.
He will cry, he will beg, he will remember he signed a waver.
Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/book-ii-chapter-13-dinner-and-a-showdown/
DPR Book II Chapter 12 - The Lion Snacks Tonight
Sun, 09 Jun 2019 02:00:00 +1100
I’m 9 out of 10 Displacer Beasts A.M.A. The Live Show Tonight FEAT: Jump’n Jenk’nz - Illusionist and barn salesgnome, Garbom Grufflesnacks - Wererights Activist and teapot collector, & Todd from accounting.
Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-12-the-lion-snacks-tonight/
DPR Book II Chapter 11 - From the Frying Pan into the Deep Fryer
Sun, 26 May 2019 02:00:00 +1100
We at DPR like to keep things clean. As a family friendly broadcaster we like to keep our airwaves fresh, wholesome and available for the whole family.
Which is why we are proud to be sponsored this week by the incredible Gnappy Hair Nappy. Made from the finest Gnoll hair, these nappies are soft and absorbent. All Gnappy's Gnoll hair is sourced from free range dungeon Gnolls, harvested fresh by adventurers you know and love.
Gnappy - Nothing holds a turd like a clump of Gnoll Hair.
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-11-from-the-frying-pan-into-the-deep-fryer/
DPR Book II Chapter 10 - Behind the Curtain
Sun, 12 May 2019 02:00:00 +1100
Beyond the Razor Plains of Tiarn, through the Bog of Endless Suffering, past the Forest of Despair, under the Lake of Burning, deep in the Cave of Crushing Boulders lies a merchant of endless wonders named Carl. This week only Carl is offering a crazy 10% off all magic item purchases, just use the code word DPR to receive this absolutely bonkers discount!
Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-10-behind-the-curtain/
DPR Book II Chapter 9 - Apocalypse Training, Stages 5 through 7
Sun, 28 Apr 2019 02:00:00 +1100
It's election season, and DPR is on the campaign trail, gathering gusting sound bites from the hustings for your displeasure. This week we interview Faerun First senator Lazy Banning about his controversial anti-goose migration policy. An official spokesperson for the senator said “ohhhh nernernernernerner” and punched this reporter in the face.
Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/dpr-book-ii-chapter-9-apocalypse-training-stages-5-through-7/
DPR Book II Chapter 8 - A Dragon Born
Thu, 04 Apr 2019 01:00:00 +1100
Goatball season is almost upon us! In the lead up, to satisfy your Goatball hunger we have:
Goatball X - a shorter, faster, bloodier version of Goatball. Goatball XL - a longer, slower, less interesting version of Goatball. Goatball at First Sight - Goatball played by a team who have never met before.
and NEW this season!
Stoatball - the Goatball you know and love, except this time, it's a Stoat.
Only on DPR's Wide World of Balls.
Artwork and Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/book-ii-chapter-8-a-dragon-born/
DPR Book II Chapter 7 - You Can Call Me Al
Sun, 17 Feb 2019 01:00:00 +1100
Sail the ashy skies and beyond with a Super King Stateroom on our Premiere Cruise Ship - "The Golden Goose" Watch the brilliant orange sunsets through the clouds of nuclear winter. Feast on the remaining foodstuffs we can scavenge as the world deteriorates around you. Stay above the smells of decomposing civilizations and burning nations on our LAST EVER round the world tour with G&O cruises!
Book Now!
Artwork and Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/book-ii-chapter-7-you-can-call-me-al/
DPR Book II Chapter 6 - Like Tears in Rain
Sun, 03 Feb 2019 09:50:25 +1100
Pisces: This week you will gain the opportunity to learn a new skill - dive in. The moon is at half spread, bringing you bad fortune in games of chance. Don't push your luck, and take this time to give your undies a wash.
Artwork and Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/book-ii-chapter-6-like-tears-in-rain/
DPR Book II Chapter 5 - Falling from a Great Gesundheit
Sun, 20 Jan 2019 07:50:00 +1100
What makes a move worthy of becoming a signature? DPR canvasses three experts to get to the bottom of this once and for all. Sully Qeem (Social Drinking Influencer), Peerson Scumbidge (Back Alley Knife Handler), and Ms Badger McFace (actual badger), answer these age old questions: What's the perfect style to substance ratio? How much hamstring damage is too much? What time is lunch? Our second hour is the top 100 murder styles as voted by you, live from Kevin's Mum's clam farm.
Artwork and Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/book-ii-chapter-5-falling-from-a-great-gesundheit/
DPR Book II Chapter 4 - Jungle Bex and the Snatch Mobile
Sun, 06 Jan 2019 11:38:00 +1100
DPR will be broadcasting an hour of silence this week in memory of a fallen colleague. Jerry Softnoggin, our intrepid reporter from the FaceMeat tribe was our man on the ground for all your favorite jungle stories. Listen to some of his most popular episodes like: Berry in Season, and 10 Ways to Cook a Face, then sit in silence for an hour and wallow in our self pity. This Monday at 8.
Artwork and Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/book-ii-chapter-4-jungle-bex-and-the-snatch-mobile
DPR Book II Chapter 3 - Troubles with Lycanthropy
Sun, 23 Dec 2018 11:40:01 +1100
Soft of step, this cunning beast is perfectly adapted to its jungle habitat. It speeds through the undergrowth, eyes forward, unerringly dashing amongst the great boles of the ancient trees. DPR brings you a close up of this mysterious, rarely seen beast. The elusive jungle donkey.
Artwork and Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/book-ii-chapter-3-troubles-with-lycanthropy/
DPR Book II Chapter 2 - A Leopard Never Changes its Jorts
Sun, 09 Dec 2018 06:46:35 +1100
Possible future forecasts indicate meteor showers with a high chance of firestorm. The likelyhood of burnt grasslands and temperate forests means less grazing land for vital food stocks. This weather update was brought to you by Shlock Shlammer's Hay and Feed stockists - we'll get you through droughts, floods, and the apocalypse.
Artwork and Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/book-ii-chapter-2-a-leopard-never-changes-its-jorts/
DPR Book II Chapter 1 - What's your Apocalypse Plan?
Sun, 25 Nov 2018 10:25:00 +1100
This prequel of sorts is a romp through the magical world that made the original series so celebrated, but without the favourite characters we all knew and loved. Despite a slimy performance by Jimmy Pepp as the titular villain, the story chugs along like an overloaded, square wheeled mule cart.
3 out of 5 well greased villains.
Artwork and Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/book-ii-chapter-1-whats-your-apocalypse-plan/
DPR Book I Chapter 47 - Epilogue
Sun, 04 Nov 2018 09:16:23 +1100
Variety had always been a positive person. She said it herself and she said it quite frequently. Everyone knew that Variety had had her share of opportunities to practice positivity. Her’s was the story skated over in public, but devoured in private and at special occasions. A tale told to children by misguided parents to teach them the dangers of men. In spite of all this Variety was a positive person, and sometimes you’re reminded that there is some good in the world.
Credits & Artwork:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-47-book-i-epilogue/
DPR Book I Chapter 46 Finale - And it was Written in the Stars
Sun, 22 Jul 2018 12:11:47 +1100
ATTACK ON GREYMEAD! The release of noxious gas from a nefarious canister has turned 3 dock workers, 2 couriers, and a Pomeranian into murderous spiked devils. Investigators discovered the canister near Belfinky dock with a name tag still attached. It read: Property of Bruce T Milkman. When asked if Mr. Milkman had been arrested, Chief Inspector Ronald Binskin said “We asked Bruce, but he said he didn't do it."
The investigation is ongoing...
Artwork and Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-46-book-1-finale-and-it-was-written-in-the-stars/
DPR Book I Chapter 45 - The End is Nigh
Sun, 15 Jul 2018 12:46:11 +1100
Bart Mulwimple was a simple goat herder. His goat meat was prized throughout Greymead for its flavour and tenderness, but each season he was left with a surplus of hides. Frustrated by the waste he set about finding a new way to use this versatile material. After years of searching for the right purpose he was inspired when the morning sun shone directly through his window into his remaining good eye. Bart Mulwimple is proud to present: Mulwimple's Goat Skin Blinds - better than stabbing yourself in the eye with a stick.
Artwork and Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-45-the-end-is-nigh/
DPR Book I Chapter 44 - Oriki's Song
Sun, 08 Jul 2018 09:55:04 +1100
When you’re stranded and broke and need to get home, who can you trust?
9/10 Doctors agree it’s the bus you took on your first solo trip, the same bus you trusted when you moved to college and the bus you trusted to bring you back home again every summer.
It’s the bus powered by a steaming pack of eighteen dogs....
It’s Greyhound.
Artwork and Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-44-orikis-song/
DPR Book I Chapter 43 - Brakai's Birthday
Sun, 01 Jul 2018 03:00:25 +1100
Torus: The next few days will be influenced by the proximity of the moons. Things might take a turn for the worse before they get better. Remember to be true to yourself and stand by your friends. Beware moments of greed. Treasure may not be as shiny as you first think. You may feel an unbidden craving for doughnuts. Go for it. What could possibly go wrong?
Artwork and Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-43-brakais-birthday/
DPR Book I Chapter 42 - See No Evil
Sun, 24 Jun 2018 13:56:35 +1100
Gwendoline looked intensely at Pietor. They both knew what this meant. Pietor steadied himself, suddenly aware of each second that ticked on the timepiece on Gwendoline’s wrist. Oh Gwendoline’s wrists. He could write odes to her wrists, ballads to her fingers, and limericks to her knuckles. But this sudden flight of longing cost Pietor dearly, as Gwendoline pinned his thumb and won the championship for the third year running.
Artwork and Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-42-see-no-evil/
DPR Book I Chapter 41 - Helm’s Hidey Hole
Sun, 17 Jun 2018 11:29:33 +1100
There is a place that you can go, when life is tough and you’re feeling low. A place where troubles disappear, a place for friends; a place for beer. If you’re having a day where you question it all... then come on down to the hidey hole. Thursday is adults only chicken dipper night (now in two flavours!), kids eat free.
Artwork and Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-41-helms-hidey-hole/
DPR Book I Chapter 40 - The First Rule of Clown School
Sun, 10 Jun 2018 13:55:58 +1100
Dinner Plan Review. This exciting new show explores your dinner plans and rates them against your peers, colleagues, friends and family. Hear the Jones family's profound love of ankheg meat as they chomp down on deep fried legs with creme fraiche. Noisily. Next to the microphone. Brutal and sloppy? Yes. Delish? You be the judge. Vote #dprdinnerplanreview for your chance to win a gaping wound.
Artwork and Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-40-the-first-rule-of-clown-school
DPR Book I Chapter 39 - Daaavid vs Goliath
Sun, 03 Jun 2018 11:25:18 +1100
Acclaimed documentarian and activist Borghum Freesnail narrates a tale of survival against the odds. Borghum, 85, slides his way across the continent following in the snail tracks of the near extinct Mighty Eastern greysnails as they migrate north for the spring. Borghum is all charisma in what may be his final project. This is ‘The Slime of the ancient narrator.’
Artwork and Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-39-daaavid-vs-goliath/
DPR Book I Chapter 38 - Off the Wall
Sun, 27 May 2018 10:24:20 +1100
Ringer Pullos is a brash and gregarious woman. She sweeps into the room and grasps my hand in a firm and yet welcoming handshake. Her eyes sparkle with intelligence and laughter, as we sit down to chat and I feel as though I am the one being interviewed. We talk about her meteoric rise through the cannery trade, and find out about her newest invention, set to take the can world by storm. The magnetic circular can opening lift device. Game changer.
Artwork and Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-38-off-the-wall/
DPR Book I Chapter 37 - The Drums of War
Sun, 20 May 2018 12:17:57 +1100
This week on DPR we interview polar explorer and CS Lewis fanatic Burnish Buckletoon as he prepares for his 14th expedition to the Deep South. We ask all the big questions: how cold it was? How are the Pengloids and Solar Bears? And what about the Christian parallels present throughout the Narnia books? Burnish talks ignorance, racism, and completely ignores most of our questions as he scoffs down a free lunch. Hot stuff.
Artwork and Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-37-the-drums-of-war/
DPR Book I Chapter 36 - Siege the Day
Sun, 13 May 2018 11:34:27 +1100
A penny saved is a penny earned so the saying goes. But does it hold up in a court of law? This is what we’ll find out this week as we follow the trial of Shirtfront Amblewang who saved the life of local bottle collector and judo instructor Penny Prossel and is holding her in his home claiming her as his slave. Shirtfront says the law is clear and that he wants to put her to work in his newspaper rolling business before the busy season. News at 11.
Artwork and Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-36-siege-the-day/
DPR Book I Chapter 35 - Letters from Home
Sun, 06 May 2018 08:56:31 +1100
It’s sweepsteaks time again as we broadcast from the Boldock Beef and Broom Bazaar. Great deals on brisket on brush, sirloin and scoop, or maybe even try your hand at the suede scrub at a masterclass with the Beefstie Boys.
Enjoy the Twilight Tripe and Trowel dance headlined this year by superstar Swabbie Filet Gams.
Too much meat?
DW, they’re doing mushrooms or some shit as well.
Additional Artwork & Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-35-letters-from-home/
DPR Book I Chapter 34 - Diaper Patrol
Sun, 29 Apr 2018 08:50:23 +1100
This week DPR has a real treat for you. We’re broadcasting from the Greymead Stoat and Soap Symposium bringing you live tastings of some of the finest soups and fruit platters you’ll ever hear.
Your host Milchard Oblong describes each spoonful in painstaking detail. We taste Millie Mousette's fabled Onion and Pear Soup, Brucemys Fanglesticks’ conjured Minestrone with Goats Cheese, and contemplate the origins of the meat in Barry D'Udder's Chunky Pea and "Ham" surprise.
Additional Artwork & Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-34-diaper-patrol/
DPR Book I Chapter 33 Part II - Straight through the Top of the Dome
Sun, 22 Apr 2018 02:07:48 +1100
Feedel wasn’t always a beat poet, in fact before he became one he had never before entertained the idea.
Feedel was 44 years into a career as a turkey sexer, he was head of the department at the largest Turkey Fromagerie this side of Gwilton. He had a loving husband, three more or less stable children, fourteen grandchildren, a ferret, and a negatively geared investment property. From the outside and by almost every measure, Feedel’s life was good.
So what caused him to pause on the job, poult in hand and start riffing?
An aneurysm it turns out.
Additional Artwork & Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-33-part-ii-straight-through-the-top-of-the-dome/
DPR Book I Chapter 33 Part I - The Shield: What Lies Beneath
Sun, 15 Apr 2018 01:05:55 +1100
In breaking news - last night famed artist Pontifrak Goobsack's world renowned Galleria de la Mug burnt to the ground. Beneath this edifice of the snobby art world, we can now reveal the discovery of a hidden basement filled to the brim with caricatures and scrapbooking by Goobsack himself. Will the discovery of this art tarnish Goobsack's legacy? Will this pile of pornographic filth sully his name? We bring you full, unbiased coverage at 8.
Additional Artwork & Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-33-the-shield-part-i/
DPR Book I Chapter 32 - Deus Rex Machina: Mach II
Sun, 08 Apr 2018 09:52:54 +1100
In the dead of night a can clinks along the cobblestones. Chunky effluent spews into the Mead River, fouling the city's only water supply... What would the founders of Greymead have thought, seeing the waste, filth, and degradation that now calls itself a city? Is this what their hard labour bought? In the midst of the mire there is a family, their dreams of the future not yet broken by the crushing weight of reality. They’ve saved and borrowed to buy a tiny single room, a tarpaulin roofed lean-to in SloBlo and want to make it into a home... Welcome to Grand Designs.
Additional Artwork & Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-32-deus-rex-machina-mach-ii/
DPR Book I Chapter 31 - The Metal Meets the Meat
Sun, 01 Apr 2018 08:21:12 +1100
Torvin Templestow joins DPR this week to talk temple restoration, turnip farming, turning undead and how to run a successful kickstarter. He raised 1000gp in seven days for his temple restoration project. We hear how it all came about and find out how much of that money was donated by his mum.
Additional Artwork & Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-31-the-metal-meets-the-meat/
DPR Book I Chapter 30 - The Calm Before the Storm
Sun, 25 Mar 2018 03:55:30 +1100
Recently deceased bin man Bobby Brumpkin had a secret.
He'd gone through his entire life with part of himself hidden, never to be revealed to anyone, not even his nearest and dearest.
It pushed people away, a string of broken relationships and failed business ventures fell victim to this unknown truth. It was never named, but it could be felt by those close to Bobby.
It was as if there was always something on the periphery...
Just out of sight... Something dark, and mysterious...
But what was Bobby's secret?
No fucking clue, he's dead now.
Additional Artwork & Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/the-calm-before-the-storm/
DPR Book I Chapter 29 - If At First You Don't Succeed
Sun, 18 Mar 2018 00:02:34 +1100
Randle Pumpersnitch, used horse salesgnome and philanderer speaks out about his love for scallops, Tabaxian theatre, and what to look for when buying a moderately soiled mule. We also examine the tragic events of the Silvertongue Mine explosion. What happened to Barry the Budgie? Was he caught napping? Or was it an inside job, and is Barry the Budgie really Barry the Butcher? We interview his friend, confidant, and noted nictitater, Blisters Beauregarde - whether she likes it or not. All this and more. Bingo at 2.
Additional Artwork & Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-29-if-at-first-you-dont-succeed/
DPR Book I Chapter 28 - Hidden Depths
Sun, 11 Mar 2018 03:51:14 +1100
Acclaimed mathematician and trombonist Amberlane Dumbelsnitch returns to DPR for the third lecture in his series of twelve.
This eighteen hour extravaganza is a meditation on the irrationality of the square root of 2, featuring many untethered Trombone improvisations, and a rather racist diatribe on Carl Frederick Gauss.
Don’t miss it!
Additional Artwork & Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-28-hidden-depths/
DPR Book I Chapter 27 - Snatch's Midnight Liaison
Sun, 04 Mar 2018 02:56:31 +1100
DPR delves into the unexplored world of septic tank spelunking with Dwarvish daredevil Max Snorkel.
Find out about all the best sewers to try for your first spelunking session or, for the more experienced spelunkers, the seven hottest pits of effluence in the Greymeade region.
Plus the four best methods for sluicing your wet suit... You won't believe how much number 3 will improve your libido!
Additional Artwork & Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-27-snatchs-midnight-liaison/
DPR Book I Chapter 26 - Greymead in Need
Sun, 25 Feb 2018 02:26:13 +1100
‘Squirrelled away’
It may surprise you to learn that the woodland creature was actually named after the popular saying, and not the other way around, as is commonly believed. This misconception has been attributed to Friar Farnables Boyce. We spoke with Farnables’ Mother, who described her son posthumously as “a good boy that had big swing at life, but missed.”
Additional Artwork & Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-26-greymead-need/
DPR Book I Chapter 25 - Snatch's New Pants
Sun, 18 Feb 2018 01:31:19 +1100
Christ on a bike we have a good show for you. We here at DPR have been twerking wirelessly bringing you what you want. We’ve been at the annual Tumpty bake off for their sequicentenial celebrations, we’ve been to the Crosswinds delta looking into arcane perch poisoning, we’ve been to the Yumangi Gorgon Dome for BludFest ‘49.
What more do you want?
Is it scantily dressed women?
If so, not cool.
Additional Artwork & Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-25-snatchs-new-pants/
DPR Book I Chapter 24 - A Matter of Life and Death
Sun, 11 Feb 2018 02:23:26 +1100
This week DPR are broadcasting from the Depths of Despair at their third annual charity sack race. Will Glont The Mighty Immolator be able to defend his hard-won title? Or will one of his host of challengers hop themselves to glory in the name of some very sick kids? Pristynn The Destroyer of Worlds, Animals, and All Things, shares her experience of last year’s Egg and Spoon controversy and begs her competitors that this year an œuf is enough. Weather at 6.
Additional Artwork & Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-24-matter-life-death/
DPR Book I Chapter 23 - Deus Rex Machina
Sun, 04 Feb 2018 03:33:02 +1100
Tradition dictates much of our lives. The milestones we choose to celebrate, the aspirations we work towards, the very structure of our lives is shaped by tradition. But who decided? Why did they know better? And when has a tradition passed its use by date? We asked three old white men and thankfully they have all the answers. Phew, where would we be without them?
Additional Artwork & Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-23-deus-rex-machina/
DPR Book I Chapter 23 - The Story So Far
Tue, 30 Jan 2018 01:00:00 +1100
If you are jumping in at episode 23, listen to this first for a quick catch up on what has happened up to this point.
Thanks for listening to Dice Paper Role - A Dungeons and Dragons Comedy Podcast!
www.DicePaperRole.com
DPR Book I Chapter 22 - Between a Rock and a Bard’s Face
Sat, 27 Jan 2018 23:26:58 +1100
Romfong Blimplenibbs speaks... After 31 long years of wrongful imprisonment within the feared cells of LorgGol, this week Ms. Blimplenibbs was at last released. Romfong tells her brutal story in full for the first time, in this uncensored DPR exclusive. Also, there are loads of cats about at this time of year, what’s the go with that? Is it mostly fine? It’s probably mostly fine.
Credits & Artwork:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-22-rock-bards-face/
DPR Book I Chapter 21 - A Familiar Face
Sun, 21 Jan 2018 02:25:41 +1100
DPR brings you an exclusive preview of the long awaited 13th studio album of legendary experimental rockers Primus. ‘Sluice out the Turd’ is the album that barely got made, mainly due to the band’s crippling Pokémon Go addiction. Luckily for us, they didn’t understand micro transactions so they’ve had to down their devices and pick up their instruments to pay off Les Claypool’s Pikachu. We’re glad they did though as we now have sure fire hits like “About 80 bars of D”, “The one that sounds like an Ice Cream truck”, and “Mostly Static”. Personally this reporter can’t wait...I actually can’t...yeah...it’s terminal.
Credits & Artwork:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-21-familiar-face/
DPR Book I Chapter 20 - The Ol' Ambush Reach Around
Sun, 14 Jan 2018 03:43:21 +1100
What’s the value of a true friend? This week on DPR we find out by selling our good mate Eamonn’s organs for bitcoin. Also Shanzelar Bansbury deprives herself of sleep for your entertainment, and for the first time on the airwaves we bring you a selection of cured meats.
Credits & Podcast Artwork:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-20-ol-ambush-reach-around/
DPR Book I Chapter 19 - One Does Not Simply Walk Out of a Goblin Warcamp
Sun, 07 Jan 2018 01:31:28 +1100
This week we bring you tales from the guards of R.H.E.E.M. Sgt. Brownlips and Constable Crumberstool are back and sweatier than ever as they go undercover with the Flushpumper gang, attempting to take down the notorious Biscuits Laxman and his daughter Phil. We also hear from Captain Joe Scrampockets as she ruthlessly examines cosmetics mega-corp Bluve amidst reports of full scale experimental Goblin testing, and asks the question: Do we actually care? Probably not...
Credits & Podcast Art:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-19-one-n…k-goblin-warcamp/
DPR Book I Chapter 18 - A Hard Bexit
Sun, 31 Dec 2017 01:29:09 +1100
A New Year, a new you!
Are you sick and tired of waking up doing the same old job being the same old boring Andrew? You’re not alone, everyone hates being Andrew. DPR brings you an exclusive report on the life swapping trade. We meet Bimbers Rombastacorn (not their real name) who deals in lives and bodies. Bimbers promises he can find you a new life, the life of your dreams...but is the price too high? At $3.99 we say no, no that’s very reasonable. Thanks.
Credits & Podcast Art:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-18-hard-bexit/
DPR Book I Chapter 17 - Send in the Clowns
Sun, 24 Dec 2017 00:14:09 +1100
Merry Hogsbreakfast from DPR! This week we bring in the holiday season by reporting directly from the sidelines of the traditional Shadefall Cockatrice races - which festive Coc will you back this year? Big Red? The Purple Thunder? Jowly Jefferson? - We give you detailed sideline analysis and all the up to date odds from famous Cockatrice trainer Jon Reremy. Also in our holiday special, we taste all the Egg Nogg, and answer the age old question... What is Nogg? Baby, don't hurt me. Don't hurt me. Nogg more.
Credits and Artwork: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-17-send-clowns/
DPR Book I Chapter 16 - The Phoenix
Sun, 17 Dec 2017 04:38:27 +1100
Caught between a roc and a hard place? Lost your arms in battle? Never thought you’d live long enough to need a pension but now all you can afford is the occasional quince? Call us at Wombidge, Wombidge, Bilson, and Borge and we’ll be sure to find you someone to sue, or a free puppy is yours, that’s our guarantee. Someone sued or a free puppy with no questions asked...no questions asked. None... Wink.
Episode Art & Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-16-the-phoenix/
DPR Book I Chapter 15 - Oriki's Sore Throat
Sun, 10 Dec 2017 00:07:51 +1100
A lonely coin in a beggar’s cup, two infants in winter without any shoes, three lifetimes of indentured servitude...This is what the “Twelve Days of Christmas” may have been like had it been written by Charles Dickens. Of course it wasn’t, and this week on DPR we ask the question: Why?
Episode art & credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/orikis-sore-throat/
DPR Book I Chapter 14 - Devala's Behest
Sun, 03 Dec 2017 07:08:14 +1100
This week on Dedicated to Profit Radio: an exclusive interview with Pisson Erbak Bobblebottom - the Gnome bard you might know from such hits as "My Faithful Shitland Pony", "Stew", and "Coconuts Have So Many Uses". We hear his take on the current state of music and his tips for giving the perfect massage.
Episode art work & credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-14-devalas-behest/
DPR Book I Chapter 13 - An Odour to Walt
Sun, 26 Nov 2017 00:25:41 +1100
Hey. Hey, you. Yeah you. Stand yourself up. Go on, get yourself up....good. When’s the last time you looked in the mirror? I mean had a really good proper look, objectively? Whaddya see? Whaddya see there? Imagine you were meeting yourself for the first time... What do you look like? That’s right... a real piece of shit.
New, Eau De Walt by Dolce & Goblana
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-13-an-odour-to-walt/
DPR Book I Chapter 12 - Of Werewolves & Wobble Boards
Sat, 18 Nov 2017 23:14:41 +1100
This week on DPR we explore the broader causality of it all. What made it? Who made it? and Why is milk so cheap? Stick around for the third hour as we dive into the ethics of Bluumber Ponching the Snude, the latest craze amongst the kiddy crab men of Cwumbottuck.
Episode Art & Credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-12-werewolves-wobble-boards
DPR Book I Chapter 11 - A Hard Glaive's Knight
Sat, 11 Nov 2017 23:53:28 +1100
This week on DPR: We go undercover into the dark and hairy underground world of Halfling bacon smugglers. High demand for second breakfast and an unstable pork supply drive this lucrative black market trade. For the first time, hear exclusive interviews with ring leader O'ham I bin Larding, halfling mouthpiece Porklene Hamson, and disgraced butcher and noted crocheter Irma Baconovitch.
Episode artwork and credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-11-a-hard-glaives-knight/
DPR Book I Chapter 10 - The Lady of Greymead
Sat, 04 Nov 2017 20:51:17 +1100
We welcome DPR's newest host, Bonston Quimensack, as he gets sensual with a brand new program. This week he's chatting to trout farmer and massive racist Pewpers Gondersnoot about her life and surname - which it turns out means 'biscuit' in her native tongue. Cuddle up and get warm under the Quilt with Quimensack.
Additional artwork & full credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-10-the-lady-of-greymead/
DPR Book I Chapter 9 - A Friend in Greymead is a Friend Indeed
Sun, 29 Oct 2017 01:14:49 +1100
Sandals vs Thongs. The ultimate casual footwear showdown. It really comes down to whether you are comfortable with that bit that sits between your toes. Listen in to hear our expert panel nail down the facts with Cobbler and renowned foot fetishist Jim "ToeJam" McCarthy, owner of "The Athlete's Foot" Toeny Archiball, and my mate Reg from the pub.
Additional artwork and full credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-9-a-friend-in-greymead/
DPR Book I Chapter 8 - If The Glaive Fits
Sun, 22 Oct 2017 01:16:56 +1100
Crack out the tissues Peristerophiles, this week DPR goes bird watching! It's all things avian as we broadcast from the 405th annual 'Bompy Bird and Pickle Festival'. Hosted once again by our very own esteemed feather fanciers: Bill "The Bird" Bubbage and Tanya "3 Piece Feed" Fernandez. Bless.
Additional artwork and full credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-8-if-the-glaive-fits/
DPR Book I Chapter 7 - Booyagh
Sun, 15 Oct 2017 06:19:04 +1100
To prick the sausage or not to prick the sausage? Is there an issue more divisive? This week DPR chats with butcher and big time meat bag Pierce Snagman from the No campaign who claims that sausage juice cures cancer, although he does admit he may be a wee bit biased!
Additional artwork & full credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-7-booyagh/
DPR Book I Chapter 6 - "Less talk, more CHARGE!"
Sun, 08 Oct 2017 06:00:19 +1100
This week we come to you live from multi-millionaire lich, Bo Bofner's mansion, for the annual Pinup Ghoul of the year awards! The pageant will once again be judged by the controversial Xanathar, who last year spectacularly awarded the top prize to Gorsnatch, the undead troll considered by most experts to be the ugliest creature in all the realm, proving once again that beauty really is in the eye of the beholder. Snap!
More art & full credits: http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-6-less-talk/
DPR Book I Chapter 5 - A Pack a Day
Fri, 29 Sep 2017 06:01:00 +1100
DPR Unplugged brings you an acoustic set from the one and only Snatch Perimeter. Reunited after 133 bitter years with the surviving members of The Electric Justice, they play stripped back renditions of all their classics. Hear "Scunder's Pleasure" or the boogie-woogie anthem of the forties "Sporty Haughty Naughty Noughts", like you've never heard them before. Mmmmmmm.
Additional episode artwork and full credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-5-a-pack-a-day/
DPR Book I Chapter 4 - Into the Forest
Sun, 24 Sep 2017 02:00:00 +1100
Spring has sprung! The birds are singing, the people are sneezing, and it's time to get your thumbs ready as this week DPR brings you an HOUR LONG DOMESTIC SPECIAL! We've got dishcloths, we've got brushes, we've got a guy named Kylie, it's going to be one heck of a show.
Additional episode artwork and full credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-4-into-the-forest
DPR Book I Chapter 3 - From the Ashes of Linborough
Sun, 17 Sep 2017 02:00:00 +1100
Twins. Is there always an evil one? What if they were evil to begin with? Is there always a good twin?
We meet Adorf and Borf, twins who claim that neither of them is evil, the dwarf's throat had already been slit well before they'd arrived and they were simply collecting his possessions to return to his next of kin.
We also have Rumbung Budderbong live, singing a song from his new album "Scones, Pastry, and Other Reasons She Left Me."
Additional artwork and full episode credits:
http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-3-ashes-linborough/
DPR Book I Chapter 2 - An Early Check Out
Sun, 10 Sep 2017 02:00:00 +1100
This week DPR meet with Linborough's volunteer fire brigade as they enjoy a well earned holiday BBQ in celebration of two years without serious incident in the lovely little town of Linborough. We also speak to Stamen Bulbson who tells an amusing story about an award winning cabbage. Delightful.
Full Episode Credits at http://www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/ep-2-early-check/
DPR Book I Chapter 1 - "Welcome! Hello, my people"
Sun, 03 Sep 2017 00:00:00 +1100
Welcome to DPR, the best Dedicated to Profit Radio station in all the realm. We come to you from Linborough, a peaceful town nestled on the edge of the Hastewood, west of Greymead. We meet local entrepreneur and well known fire salesman Blaise Scortchman, who had his fire cart stolen and then used for nefarious purposes. Is crime on the up in Lindborough? Does the evidence point to a hodgepodge group of adventurers newly arrived in town? Or was it the goblins? Sure, everyone saw the Goblins take the fire, but could that be a result of centuries of racial conditioning? We let you decide...either way there’s something rotten in Linborough.
Full Episode Credits at www.dicepaperrole.com/podcast/episode-1/
DPR - EPISODE ZERO - START HERE
Sat, 02 Sep 2017 02:00:00 +1100
Why should you listen to DPR? Will you even like it?
We give you a quick run down on what to expect and where you can start.
Check out our website while you listen:
www.DicePaperRole.com