Attention HellMart Shoppers!
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Creator: Harmless Entertainment
Full cast Comedy Serial Audio Drama
Synopsis:
Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a twice monthly horror/comedy audio-drama. Join the staff of HelloMart, a big box super-store built on top of the gates of hell, as they battle the forces of evil in order to bring you the best customer service minimum wage can provide.
Format: Audio Drama
Continuity: Serial
Writing: Scripted
Voices: Full cast
Genres: Comedy, Horror
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Episodes:
Cry Havoc and Let Slip the Dogs of Savings
Thu, 09 Mar 2023 00:15:00 +0000
Danny's dead! Or is he? Emily has a plan to bring him back while Jimmy and Sherman deal with some explosive pups.
Voice Cast:
Thoreau Smiley
Moon Smiley
Alaric Weber
Jordan Cobb
Julia Schifini
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Harmless Phosphorescence iTunes
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1994 iTunes
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There's no Business Like Hell Business
Sat, 14 Jan 2023 21:17:00 +0000
There's a new employee at Hellmart, and he may just be a match for Danny.
Mini Episode 25: What Covid Go Wrong?
Tue, 28 Apr 2020 04:13:16 +0000
Danny's trying to be responsible. Unfortunately for him, though, Chet considers him essential.
Mini Episode 24: Domo Arigato Mr Roboto
Sat, 18 Apr 2020 06:46:35 +0000
Jimmy deals with the robot uprising.
Mini Episode 22: Employee Review
Thu, 16 Apr 2020 01:40:07 +0000
Emily conducts Chet's Employee Review. It goes swimmingly.
Wed, 15 Apr 2020 01:05:59 +0000
Gunter and Carlos discuss a plan that couldn't possibly go wrong.
Mini Episode 20: The Last Chet-i
Tue, 14 Apr 2020 01:20:14 +0000
Danny and Chet discuss a very important and divisive subject.
Mon, 13 Apr 2020 00:14:18 +0000
Chet sets Jake up on a date. That's all you need to know.
Sun, 12 Apr 2020 00:49:39 +0000
It's Danny's Birthday! Kinda! This one takes place right after the July 4th Special.
Sat, 11 Apr 2020 15:22:37 +0000
Danny and Chet just can't seem to connect.
Fri, 10 Apr 2020 02:25:13 +0000
Gunter and Jimmy have a little chat
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Mini Episode 15: It's the Pits
Thu, 09 Apr 2020 02:31:14 +0000
Daniel is showing yet another new employee the ropes! This one you've met before, though. It's Shawn from the Chicken Farm. Is this the newest permanent addition to HelloMart? Only time will tell.
Mini Episode 14: Aggressive Negotiations
Wed, 08 Apr 2020 01:17:27 +0000
This one features our new Regional Manager Melinda Ashe, played by the one and only Sarah Golding of The Audio Drama Production Podcast and a bazillion other shows. We'll being hearing from her some more on upcoming bonus episodes and lots in season 2. Thanks everyone!
Mini Episode 13: When in Gnome...
Tue, 07 Apr 2020 01:47:51 +0000
It's spring in Strickland, and that means the lawn and garden department is getting busy...unfortunately. This one has a special guest; Danilo Battistini of Contador De Historias!
Mini Episode 12: I Am The EggMan
Mon, 06 Apr 2020 05:07:38 +0000
It's an Easter Special! Almost timely, eh?
Mini Episode 11: Down in the Basement
Sun, 05 Apr 2020 01:21:09 +0000
What was Gunter up to after the Season 1 finale, when everyone else went to Razzies? Now you'll know!
Mini Episode 10: A Demons Guide to Etiquette
Sat, 04 Apr 2020 02:13:02 +0000
Here's a glimpse into what Ruth's been up to in Hell.
Mini Episode 9: The Bigfeet...foots
Fri, 03 Apr 2020 02:11:58 +0000
This one takes place during Episode 7, Dante's Disco Inferno, and stars Chet and Mr and Mrs Bigfoot.
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Mini Episode 8: Zombie Here Now
Thu, 02 Apr 2020 02:28:45 +0000
This one takes place during the zombie attack of Dante's Disco Inferno. Sherman saves some customers, but he may have bitten off more than he an chew.
Mini Episode 7: A Jessup Family Holiday
Wed, 01 Apr 2020 01:54:28 +0000
Meet Chet and Thirsty Jo's dad, and Chet's new boyfriend! It's good, clean, holiday cannibalism!
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Tue, 31 Mar 2020 01:15:40 +0000
This one comes just before Dante's Disco Inferno Part 1, and it stars Paul Sating of Diary of a Madman and Subject: Found. Dylan and Weasel have a run-in with the local law enforcement.
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Mini Episode 5: Pirates of the Housewares
Mon, 30 Mar 2020 00:42:17 +0000
This one takes place during Episode 6. Remember Armando Ferrari, Jake the Chicken, and the Pirate Attack? This show may have jumped the shark pretty early on.
Mini Episode 4: Heaven Help Us
Sun, 29 Mar 2020 01:41:41 +0000
Carlos and Gunter go on a mission in enemy territory. This Episode takes place between Episodes 4 and 5.
Mini Episode 3: The Most Dangerous Game
Sat, 28 Mar 2020 02:58:32 +0000
This one takes place between episodes 3 and 4. Billy Ray and Jimmy get into it.
Mini Episode 2: Teach a Demon to Fish
Fri, 27 Mar 2020 01:01:43 +0000
Our second Mini Episode for your days off wine and quarantine. It takes place between Episodes 2 and 3 and sheds a bit of light on some major events of the first half of Season 1.
Thu, 26 Mar 2020 04:07:05 +0000
Its getting tough out there, so I'm releasing all mini episodes of Attention Hellmart Shoppers free to the public. No more paywalls. One per day for the next 24 days. The first one takes place in between episodes 1&2. Stay safe. Wash your hands.Its getting tough out there, but little gestures can help; so I'm releasing all mini episodes of Attention Hellmart Shoppers free to the public. No more paywalls. One per day for the next 24 days. The first one takes place in between episodes 1&2. Stay safe. Wash your hands.
Sun, 08 Sep 2019 22:59:49 +0000
Attention HellMart Shoppers! We're now part of The Harmless Entertainment Network, and I'm on a new podcast where we discuss every SuperHero movie ever made! Click the link below and give it a listen!
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BONUS: A HellMart Halloween 2018
Mon, 29 Oct 2018 02:25:39 +0000
The Pumpkin King has returned! Will he battle Jimmy to the death? Probably not.
Fri, 07 Sep 2018 04:20:46 +0000
Thoreau here! I made a new show! It's called 1994 and it's premiering September 17th, 2018, but for now here's the very frist teaser trailer! If you like HellMart I think you'll like 1994. It stars James Oliva, Jordan Cobb, Paul Miscavage, Julia Schifini, Sarah Golding, Graham Rowat and many more! Head on over to htt://1994podcast.com for more info or simply search for "1994" In the podcast app you're currently using to subscribe! Thank you HellMart Shoppers!
BONUS: Chet and Danny Blow Stuff Up!
Thu, 12 Jul 2018 14:16:55 +0000
Independence day is approaching in Strickland and there's trouble in the basement. With special guest star Sarah Golding as Regional Manager Melinda Ashe.
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BONUS: Scenes From A HellMart: Meat Cute
Mon, 21 May 2018 01:47:23 +0000
Attention HellMart Shoppers! We have a brand new Mini-Episode just for you! This tells the tale of (not so) young love in the meat department of HelloMart.
We are also just dollars away from making our first Patreon goal. We briefly slipped past it in November, and so I had to make a Christmas Episode. If we can get above $200 again, by June 11th, I'll produce a full length 4th of July episode! So tell your friends, tell your family, tell the guy that's squatting in your tool shed. You just need $1 to help support us, although higher pledges get you cool stuff!
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Tue, 10 Apr 2018 02:13:56 +0000
Attention HellMart Shoppers!
Hi everyone, Thoreau here. This is just a quick post to let you all know about two new things we've got going on in the HelloMart this month. First, we have an Easter Episode available for you to listen to. It’s a patreon exclusive, but you can hear it now for free! Just go to http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers or follow the link in the show notes. It's currently available for all to hear for free, but only in our patreon!
And secondly, we now have merchandise available for purchase! T shirts, mugs, phone cases, stickers and more! Just go to teepublic.com and search for attention HellMart Shoppers or follow the link in the show notes. You can now decorate your life in the essence of HellMart! Hurray!
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And finally, stay tuned, also for news about a brand new show from us! Coming later this year, and at some point this summer we will have an update about when to expect season 2 of Attention HellMart Shoppers. Thank you for shopping HellMart. We hope you never leave!
Mon, 05 Mar 2018 13:44:35 +0000
SEASON 1 FINALE! It's the big showdown at the Hell Gates! Chet makes a choice, Jake has something to crow about and Daniel says stuff that makes people upset.
Don't skip out early, the after credits teaser has a very special guest star, and a taste of what season 2 has in store with the one and only Sarah Golding of The Audio Drama Production Podcast and other innumerable productions.
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Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My TV
Mon, 19 Feb 2018 15:45:00 +0000
After the big heist the gang is on the run. Chet reaches out to an old adversary, and Merle gets to go for a ride. This is the penultimate episode of season one. With guest star Paul Sating as Sherrif McCoy.
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Mon, 05 Feb 2018 14:10:25 +0000
Jimmy and his crew stage a heist. Chet also does a thing...kind of.
This Episode features Jake Song as Security Guy 1, Laura Bramblette as Security Guy 2, and Jesse Hall as Security Guy 3.
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Mon, 22 Jan 2018 07:14:45 +0000
Chet interviews some prospective employees and Daniel and Emily pay a visit to Billy Ray, the Leprechaun.
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This episode featured special guest star Paul Sating as Jeff.
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Chet and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
Mon, 08 Jan 2018 13:43:16 +0000
Chet deals with customers, employees, family, and his own shortcomings as manager.
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Mon, 18 Dec 2017 17:13:11 +0000
It's Christmas Eve and Emily arrives in town with no money, no job and a terrible apartment. Will a christmas miracle solve all her problems? Maybe she'll be visited by jolly old St. Nick! It's another holiday flashback episode and this one has special guests! Rob and Slim from The Rob and Slim Show are here as KHEL Drivetime DJs. You can find them at http://robandslim.podbean.com. Robert Chauncey, creator of The Tunnels Podcast, http://thetunnelspodcast.wixsite.com guest voices Mikey.
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Mon, 27 Nov 2017 01:54:34 +0000
Attention HellMart Shoppers! Thoreau here! This is just a quick update on our schedule for the holidays and the remainder of season 1. Our Christmas special is coming Monday, December 18th, and will be the only episode released in December, and our last episode of 2017. That does not include patreon bonus mini episodes. Or patrons will continue to get bonus Episodes through December! As for regular episodes, our next release, Episode 12, is coming January 8th, and we will then resume our normal semi weekly release schedule. Our final episode of season one will be released March 5th, 2018. Thank you for listening, everyone, and thank you for shopping HellMart, we hope you never leave!
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Mon, 20 Nov 2017 13:43:29 +0000
Daniel uncovers a nefarious scheme at the chicken farm, but is it too late for him to escape?
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All The Unborn Chicken Voices In My Head
Mon, 06 Nov 2017 12:37:39 +0000
Daniel struggles to make friends at his new job. Plus more chickens.
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Chet's (Mini) Halloween Spooktacular! 3
Mon, 30 Oct 2017 12:44:15 +0000
Chet must face the Pumpkin Kng one last time...alone!
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Jimmy and Chets (Mini) Halloween Spooktacular 2
Mon, 23 Oct 2017 11:59:57 +0000
Guess who's back! Jimmy and Chet face the Pumpkin King again. Will it be a grim battle to the death? Probably not.
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Jimmy and Chet's Halloween Spooktacular!
Mon, 16 Oct 2017 12:39:43 +0000
It's 2005 and Halloween brings a visitor and a new employee. With special guest star Rhiannon McAfee!
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Mon, 09 Oct 2017 10:00:00 +0000
Big News, Everyone! We are launching our PATREON!
I love making this show. It's a true passion of mine, and I'd like to make as much of it as I can! That's where you come in!
What do you get out of becoming a Patron?
- BONUS EPISODES Would you like AHS!
- MERCHANDISE, including T-Shirts, Stickers, Posters and Mugs
- MUSIC from the Show
- HD Wallpapers
- Scripts of every Episode
- MUCH MUCH MORE!
Plus we have goals! Would you like a full series spin-off of the show? Would you like to get the show in your ears weekly and hear all new shows?
Well, you can help make all of that happenby contributing at patreon.com/attentionhellmartsho….
Maybe you only have a few bucks a month to contribute. Well, that's amazing that you're using those few bucks on us! Thank you! When enough people contribute a few bucks each that gets us closer to our goals! Yes, goals that include new shows and more frequent episodes!
Thank you all so much for listening, thank you even more for helping to contribute to this amazing journey, and Thank You for shopping at HellMart! We hope you never leave!
Mon, 02 Oct 2017 12:51:06 +0000
The gang is interviewed about the goings on at the store. Jimmy has a choice to make and Emily prepares for the joys of motherhood.
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Dante's Disco Inferno - Part II
Mon, 18 Sep 2017 12:42:42 +0000
Zombie Dance Party!
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Dante's Disco Inferno - Part I
Mon, 04 Sep 2017 13:26:45 +0000
It's Sample Day! The store is extra busy, Emily deals with a delicate situation and it's a party in electronics! Please leave us an itunes review! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter! Visit our website at attentionhellmartshoppers.com. Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a proud member of the Fatecrafters Podcast Network.
Love Will Tear Us Apart : Part II
Mon, 21 Aug 2017 12:22:33 +0000
Jake feels like Chicken Tonight. Everyone else wants to get some Armando Ferrari and no one seems especially worried about the interdimensional pirate attack. Review us on iTunes, follow us on twitter, like us on facebook!
Love Will Tear Us Apart - Part I
Mon, 07 Aug 2017 12:58:24 +0000
The guys meet Valerie's fiance, who may not be entirely on the up and up and Chet bakes some cookies. Evil Cookies. Review us on itunes! Follow us on Twitter! Like us on Facebook!
The Phantom Shoplifter - Part II
Mon, 24 Jul 2017 12:26:45 +0000
The gang searches for the Phantom Shoplifter's hoard and have an unexpected meeting in the basement while Jimmy and Ruth deal with the murderous Leprechaun. Please consider leaving us an iTunes review, following us on twitter @thehellomart or liking us on facebook.
The Phantom Shoplifter - Part I
Mon, 10 Jul 2017 11:49:39 +0000
Daniel and Emily are hungover after a night out and a customer is looking for a toy. Also there's a thing with a leprechaun. Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter @thehellomart and review us on iTunes!
Sun, 25 Jun 2017 18:50:11 +0000
Daniel has an unfortunate phone conversation and spills a little blood. He may or may not find those shoelaces. Please leave us a review on iTunes and follow us on twitter @thehellomart
Sun, 25 Jun 2017 17:00:00 +0000
Daniel Richmond was living the good life in the elite world of New York finance when he took the fall for his firm's dirty dealings. Now he's out of jail on work release and he has to figure out how to make it at HelloMart, a big box store in the middle of nowhere, unfortunately built on top of the buried gates of hell. After alienating his fellow employees, his boss, and possibly a serial killer he's still not sure what's worse; The supernatural threats or the customers. Please consider leaving us a review on itunes or following us on twitter @thehellomart.
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Mon, 22 May 2017 03:02:52 +0000
Daniel Richmond was living the high life in Manhattan when he was convicted of a few dozen counts of securities fraud and some light treason, but he served his time. In fact he's out of prison early and enrolled in a work release program. What he didn't count on was being forced to work at HelloMart, a big box super store in the middle of nowhere that was constructed on top of the buried gates of hell. Now he's just trying to survive, and he's not sure what's worse; the demonic forces of evil or the customers!
Fri, 21 Apr 2017 03:02:38 +0000
Join the adventures of the staff of HelloMart, a big box super store, unfortunately situated above the gates of hell. These retail wage slaves battle the forces of evil while bringing you the best in minimum wage customer service.