Adventurific
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Creator: Adventurific
Full cast Fantasy Longform Audio RPG
Synopsis:
Seven grown men and women play a weekly tabletop RPG game from the comfort of their basement. It’s time to grab your drinks and roll some dice, the Adventurific podcast is coming in hot and it’s just what you need. Don’t worry, we’ll be gentle.
Language: English
Format: Audio RPG
RPG system: Dungeons & Dragons
Continuity: Longform
Writing: Improvised
Voices: Full cast
Genres: Fantasy
Completion status: Partial
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Episodes:
MOTW: Halloween 2021 – They All Fall Down Part 3
Sun, 31 Oct 2021 23:02:00 +0000
It seemed so simple at the start. Travel through Hell, avoid the legion of the damned as they attempt to trade a pound of your flesh for a one way trip to Salvation, and infiltrate the Citadel; ground zero for all the pain and suffering that Hell can provide! Who could have guessed it would have turned into a David Lynch nightmare maze? Well, if you paid attention to Josh at all, you probably could have guessed. Welcome to the finale of our Adventurific Halloween 2021 Special, and don't worry my dear demented listener, there are plenty of blood and guts left to spill! Join us as the Hunters dive deep into the bowels of the Citadel in search of the Pit, a magical pool of pure Hell magic, and the only way to stop Nina, the demon who put them in this mess in the first place! And as they travel deeper into the fire, they might find the heat gets too hot for some members to handle... So, decide what your soul is worth and remember to aim for the head, because on this Adventurific Finale, the bang we go out on will rock the afterlife for eons to come.
MOTW: Halloween 2021 – They All Fall Down Part 2
Sun, 31 Oct 2021 23:01:00 +0000
I know you might be scared after Part One, so I thought I'd open this description with a joke... Things sure are heating up on the Second Part of our 2021 Halloween Special! Get it? On account of all the burning flesh? You're welcome. Welcome to the Second Part of the Adventurific Halloween 2021 Special where things are just beginning to get SPOOKY! Join our Heroes as they attempt to come to grips with their new lives of eternal damnation, oceans of fire, and a city of tortured souls, however, when a familiar face from the past devises a plan to escape this plane of endless suffering, they must gather what remains of their strength and head deep into the metropolis that houses the worst that Hell can produce. It may just seem like a simple walk, but Hell has a way of making simple things a lot more... painful. So open your first portal and serve up your favorite maggot because on the Second Part of the Adventurific Halloween 2021 Special, try to stay in one piece, or at least, bring some extra tape and staples!
MOTW: Halloween 2021 – They All Fall Down Part 1
Sun, 31 Oct 2021 23:00:00 +0000
Can you feel that, my dear listener? That odd feeling in the air, where the once dead and buried, soon stir in the shallow grave they rest in? Just waiting for the opportunity to drag their disintegrating corpse out of the abyss and bring terror to those still living? Yeah, that’s right boys and ghouls, The Adventurific Podcast has returned! At least for the spooky season… Join us this week as we kick off our 2021 Halloween special with another Monster of the Week adventure ran by the most terrifying, most despicable, most haunting to listen to: Josh! This year, the returning group of Hunters travel deep into the bayous of Louisiana to attend a fancy dinner party at a mysterious hotel no one has ever heard of, hosted by Hell itself! And while that sounds scary enough, just you wait to see what the Legion of the Damned have in store for the after-dinner entertainment! Trust me, no one will be the same after that final dinner bell has rung! So, dress to the nines and remember to ask if the incidentals are free or not, because on Part One of this year’s Halloween Special, it’s all fun and trains until someone gets damned!
MOTW: S02E03 – What Happened to the Aurora 217 Part 3
Sat, 01 May 2021 03:00:05 +0000
There’s an old saying; “The softest voice in the darkness has often got the sharpest sword”. I don’t know who said it but whoever it was, I bet they have quite a lot of experience with homicidal teenagers who been given ultimate knowledge and the most technologically advanced train this side of Niagara Falls! And things only get darker from here on this week’s Adventurific as the Monster Hunters gather up what is left of their strength and face off against Unstable Daughter of the late Doctor Cerf as she literally bends space and time to her whim in order to kill off the last of her opposition and brings humanity to its knees! Will the Hunters be able to stop a threat that has no limits, no boundaries and most importantly, no head to shoot?! See, I knew if you stuck with all of Josh’s shenanigans, this would all pay off! And to those of you who say that most of this still does not make any sense, well, all I can retort with is a desperate “Shut up” and “Please stop” followed promptly by a soft weeping… So, hide away all those deep dark secrets and make sure to keep the afterlife in mind because on this spine tingling, reality bending conclusion to our Spring Special, I don’t care WHAT kind of powers you got, you can’t just fly away from all your problems!
MOTW: S02E02 – What Happened to the Aurora 217? Part 2
Sat, 17 Apr 2021 03:00:06 +0000
I know what you are thinking at this particular moment in time. “I’m confused and there’s also train robbers now?” First of all, you should have been taking notes, and second, trains are notoriously full of treats and treasures just ripe for the taking! And there isn’t a juicier train around than the Aurora 217! Join us this week as we continue indulging in Josh’s grotesque fantasies with our latest group of Monster Hunters coming to grips with the fact that their simple train ride has turned into a hijacking and one of their brains is suspiciously close to being forcibly removed and fired across the cabin like a Frisbee in a hurricane! And while it may look like their only obstacle are ravenous Husks and a few twisted individuals in animal masks, the secrets travelling with them on this journey may prove to be the bigger threat after all! Yes, listener, there IS a lot going on, but if you stay with me, I promise you will be thoroughly entertained, or severely disappointed in Josh. “This is why Nick should be the DM.” Shut up. So, get your hands up and slowly slide your brains across the floor because on this week’s heart pounding continuation of our Spring Special, you either accept the rules that are laid out in front of you or risk getting microwaved to death!
MOTW: S02E01 – What Happened to the Aurora 217?
Sat, 10 Apr 2021 03:00:44 +0000
It’s the season for new beginnings. You know, where all things fresh and pure take over and there is a smell of annual renewal in the air. So why not celebrate the time of starting over by handing the reigns back to the last person on earth that should have them. That’s right kiddos! It’s time for another all original, home grown Josh Campaign! I’ll call the fire department. Join us this week as Josh drags the group kicking and screaming back into Monster of the Week as a new set of Monsters Hunters (and one returning face) are hired to investigate a potentially apocalyptic catastrophe on a mysterious cyber-train heading to the Great White North, the Aurora 217! And while it all seems simple enough, a mysterious girl in their cabin, an overzealous trashcan, and an artificial conductor will soon show the Hunters that there are more things to be worried about then a spilled drink or a missing ticket! Things are going to get weird and when Josh is in charge, you know they are going to get weird in a hurry! So, grab your taxidermy deer head and remember to keep your ears to yourself because on the first part of our 2021 Spring Special, there are a surprising amount of things looking to get into your skull, you best wear a helmet!
AI: Episode 58 – Something About Cabbages
Sat, 27 Mar 2021 03:00:15 +0000
So, we've been on a hot streak lately. First and foremost, we killed it on that Honeypot. Second, This whole adventure with saving Jayla and discovering Brightness's secret plans. Get outta town, it's nothing but W's! So why not sit down with us on this week's Adventurific as the fountain of success continues to produce! Gather round as the Company makes some solid choices with the Zemphrim's (Zhentarim's) stolen map, make the clever choice to revisit the Druid Postal Service, and totally knock it out of the park when it comes to the business with Clive Brooks! And why not treat ourselves with a visit to everyone's favorite salesman, Pimm!? You're welcome. So load up your barrel and remember to state your business because on this week's prosperous episode of Adventurific, the only thing standing between here and the future is your own ineptitude!
AI: Episode 57 – Six on One, Halfling on Another
Sat, 20 Mar 2021 03:00:04 +0000
Have you cats noticed a pattern yet? When the Company is 100% in charge of planning and execution, its a mess and usually someone ends up dead. When Jayla comes ups up with a plan, suddenly Skip is pretending to be her and she’s uncomfortable and Tally’s got her boobs out and everything is all over the place… What was my point again? Whatever… Welcome to this week’s Adventurific! Follow along as the Company dives head first into that sweet, sweet honeypot in an attempt to seduce the mysterious squad of Zephirum (Zhentarim) that has so foolishly fallen into our trap, like flies…to more honey. Also while that is going on, Quint and Bob are pulling a side job that may seem like a fruitless endeavor, at least compared to the one involving Jayla bringing her best game, but may actually prove way more valuable than any of us could have ever dreamed! There’s so much happening, It’s hard to keep up! So, try to keep cool next to all that hay and remember not to be too eager because on this week’s voluptuous episode of Adventurific, it’s hard work being this beautiful, maybe you should try it sometime.
Sat, 13 Mar 2021 04:00:56 +0000
Alright, I’ll be the first to admit, last week got a little bit hectic. Opinions differed and caused a mass failure in communication which in turn allowed our resident Changeling to bleed out on the dirty floor of some up and coming farmland’s only watering hole. That’s why we were told by the bosses upstairs that in the interest of our shareholders and Josh’s ludicrously self-serving contract; it’s either we put someone in charge who can actually herd all these cats or Nick must send in those feet pictures he’s always going on about. It's time once again for a brand new Adventurtific and this week, Jayla FINALLY stops moping and attempts to whip these sorry excuses for soldiers into something that can only vaguely be referred to as a “shape”. Follow along as the Company is split into two equally important teams, one to continue the stake out, keeping an extra close eye out for the squad of Zephirum and the other to clean up all the messes from the previous day. There’s a lot to do there so it’s best not waste anymore of your time and we’ll let you get to the show… Just remember to keep a look out for any overtly tall transients and apologies best start with a admittance of wrongdoing because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, Jayla seems more fed up than she usually does… I’d listen to her if you value your bones.
AI: Episode 55 – The Brisket Heard ‘Round the World
Sat, 06 Mar 2021 04:00:28 +0000
Picture this, if you will. It’s a peaceful cool morning. The birds are chirping, the flowers is shaking off the dew from the night and on the horizon, you see a large shape. It seems like some sort of vessel, but water is nowhere near here. And it’s a hundred feet in the air. You swallow that last sip of coffee. Your day is about to get a WHOLE lot more interesting. Welcome to this week’s Adventurific where the quaint village of Daggerford attempts to weather a storm called “The Idiots from The Coal Chute Busting into their Once Quiet Town and Raising One Hell of a Stupor”! Join us as the Company breaks new ground in this once peaceful farming community by breaking laws (Skip), breaking social norms (Also Skip), and most importantly, breaking tables by putting Halflings through them (Won’t spoil it, but also Skip) and by the end of this episode, someone is going to need some SERIOUS medical attention… Just guess who. So, grab a fresh flyer and remember to put on your best face because on this week’s tension filled episode of Adventurific, there’s some hands to be thrown, lines to be crossed, and the one left lying in his own blood probably had it coming anyway.
AI: Episode 54 – Bet You I Can Throw This Thermos Over Them Mountains
Sat, 20 Feb 2021 04:00:24 +0000
CRITICAL NOTE FOR NOTICE! Josh’s Mic is still pooped, but due to the way we record, it’s the last one. I promise! Please enjoy. On this week’s terror inducing episode of Adventurific, the Company FINALLY puts their info gathering plan into action and learn a pretty important thing or two about what the HELL is going on with this dang old prisoner exchange! Which is fantastic! And Skip dives into a good book. Which is also fantastic! What isn’t fantastic is when your insubordinate crew chooses to ignore DIRECT orders and worst of all, just YEETS your thermos off the ship. That really sours things. So, do some reading about the seagull’s motivation to steal things but please do remember to put the books back where you found it because on this week’s informative episode of Adventurific, exhaustion is only a state of mind!
AI: Episode 53 – The Bird, the Magnetic Halfling, and the Incredible Shrinking Changling
Sat, 13 Feb 2021 04:00:48 +0000
IMPORTANT NOTE! While we here at Adventurific have the most sophisticated and thorough double checking procedure, we all make mistakes. It appears Josh’s microphone was mysteriously switched off at the beginning of the show, so his audio is going to be a little rough. Thankfully for all of us, he doesn’t have an inside voice. Rest assured that if we had a time machine, or some sort of trans-dimensional communication device, this problem would have been already solved. Welcome to this week’s brand new Adventurific where everything works perfectly. On this week’s show, the Company gather with some newfound allies in the alley behind the Bean Refinery to discuss just how the hell are they suppose to figure out where that dang ol’ prisoner cart was going and maybe more importantly, just who was going to pick the darn thing up! And as the Harpers will quickly discover, when we are in charge of coming up with a plan, there’s going to be nothing but tangents and poorly thought out suggestions. So grab your biggest magnets, and make sure to drink the ENTIRE shrinking potion because on this week’s perfectly recorded episode of Adventurific, when you spend this much time messing around in a vacant lot, its absolutely time well spent!
AI: Episode 52 – Mom! Quit Harping!
Sat, 06 Feb 2021 04:00:54 +0000
How about that, folks? We just got back and we are already making waves! Ah, who are we kidding. Spew enough nonsense into a microphone and eventually some plot is about to happen. Take this week’s episode of Adventurific for example. In this episode, the Company head into Waterdeep proper to figure out what to do about the prisoner exchange and the mysterious recipients of said prisoners. Hopefully, it involves less torture, but I’m not here to tell anyone what to do. Also, Skip reaches out to a familiar middleman with the hopes of getting a hand with all the plates he is currently spinning. Should be easy seeing how charming Skip is when he is panicking and I’m sure they DEFINITELY won’t ask for anything insane in return. So, remember to just stop in to say “hi” and just follow the dark hallway all the way ‘til the end because on this brand new episode of Adventurific, the best way to get results is to call in the experts, and they aren’t in the business of doing things for free!
AI: Episode 51 – So…We Crossed a Line
Sat, 30 Jan 2021 04:00:29 +0000
Hold on, lemme just get all this dust of the old Description Writer-a-tron 3500b. There we go, now let’s see if all this time off made its vastly underappreciated talent any more noticeable… Welcome back everyone to a BRAND NEW season of Adventurific where the laughs are cheap and the moral compass is more of suggestion than anything else. Join us this week as the Company attempts to make sense of all the betrayal and turn of events that has everyone on board the Soggy Clam reeling! Well mostly Jayla, but that’s understood, seeing how EVERYTHING SHE BELIEVED IN MOST HAS TURNED ON HER! And now, to make matters worse; Connie, Fil, and Quint are about to have a word with the prisoner and I’ve got a feeling that they may take it a little too far. Don’t worry, Phil’s a doctor, so it’ll only hurt for a minute… So put down a fresh mat and remember to bring plenty of seltzer water for the stains because on the Season Four Premiere of Adventurific, we are rolling up our sleeves and going full medieval!
AI: Episode 50 – The One Where Sam and Diane Kiss
Sat, 12 Dec 2020 04:00:20 +0000
It all started at that bar. A group of strangers came together from faraway lands, hoping for a fresh start, answers to questions, and a getaway from past mistakes. They banned together to build something great and in turn what they found lying just beneath the surface was something much greater than they could’ve ever dreamed. They found hope; hope that they could become more than what the world expected them to be. They found family, with each person making up a collective team that was unstoppable. They found that Norm, despite his constant put downs, really does care for his wife. And who could forget Woody, sweet naïve Woody. Yes, the gang over at Cheers really became something special. Meanwhile, over on Adventurific, this group of jackasses just opened up a can of worms so big that there’s no way anything will ever be the same again! Join us on the season finale of Adventurific as the Company continues to go toe to toe with the Aegis Initiative in order to save Jayla from a corrupt official they once trusted! It’s not going to be easy, so good thing no one is just winging it! So grab the largest can of wasp repellent you got on you and remember not to give away too much information because on the Season Finale of Adventurific, we're giving it all we got and we aren’t going down without a fight!
AI: Episode 49 – What Does the Fox Say?
Sat, 05 Dec 2020 04:00:33 +0000
Can you feel the tension? There are SO many things that could go wrong right now, that at any moment, everything could fall apart and the gig is up… And just like that, Skip is dead. I mean, someone might mourn him, but let’s be real, the loss of Jayla would probably hit WAY harder. Join us this week on Adventurific as the Company continues to walk the razor’s edge as their plan to break Jayla out of a prisoner caravan on its way to Waterdeep trudges on with Skip becoming a social outcast, Quint making big moves, and Tally going all out with those dope druid abilities! I know that is really vague, but if I spoiled it here, you’d REALLY be missing out! So, grab some alone time and stay low in the grass because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, everyone has a plan until the arctic fox shows up!
AI: Episode 48 – It’s Cool, I’ve Got a Note
Sat, 28 Nov 2020 04:00:25 +0000
There’s a phrase that is sometimes thrown around… “Out of one’s depth” And never in all my years, have I seen a phrase encompass an entire episode as well as it does for this week’s episode of Adventurific. I mean, there are battle hardened bandits that don’t have the stones to ATTEMPT what the Company is trying to pull off! Sneak into the keep disguised as one of their own? Yeah, right. Find your friend AND blend into the trained guards? Get out of town. Stalk the secret caravan with the TOTALLY inconspicuous flying ship? Absolutely NOT! There’s no WAY this is going to work… Well, it might, but you are just going to have to listen to see what happens… So keep your ears open for the secret bird call and don’t forget to keep an eye out for sneaky Changelings because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, you might find comfort in knowing that Skip is the ONLY one in any REAL danger…
AI: Episode 47 – In Comes Fanny
Sat, 21 Nov 2020 04:00:30 +0000
Okay, so we got a plan. Sort of. And that plan requires A LOT of trust, the breaking of said trust and getting our hands dirty with the wrong sort of people. But hey, that is what happens when you put Baby in the corner. Join us on this week’s Adventurific as the Baby (that’s us) has a sit down with one Clive Brooks (he’s the wrong sort of people) to get some intel on Brightness’s nefarious deeds and make a deal that for surely won’t put Skip into any sort of precarious position down the line. Then it is about time to put all the chips we got left on the table and come up with some sort of plan to save Jayla. Yeah, it’s one of those episodes… So, come up with some badass nickname for yourself, and don’t forget to hand over ALL your weapons because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, the difference between “ingenious” and “insanity” all comes down to the preparations!
AI: Episode 46 – You’re Going to Want to Take Notes
Sat, 14 Nov 2020 04:00:04 +0000
Alright, we’ve said it before, but now we REALLY mean it! No more lies, lying or general fibbing! We are sick of all the cloak and/or daggering that’s been happening around Fireshire, and it’s about time we cut through all the nonsense, clear off the tables, and get some honest to God, real, and truthful answers! That’s right, on this week on Adventurific, we’re confronting Brightness! Join us this week as the Company comes to some serious conclusions about the head of the Aegis Initiative and decides to go to the source to clear up any misconceptions about who’s side she is really on! I’m sure it will lead to a meaningful discussion and won’t make ANYTHING worse. Also, Skip does something stupid, but he follows it up with an exposé that is actually pretty important to the future goals of the group! Way to go, Skip! So locate your favorite bottle of Halfling wine and drop and give me twenty because on this week’s post Halloween episode of Adventurific; secrets, secrets hurt someone; secrets, secrets are no fun!
Halloween 2020: The Tale of Sunset Valley Part II
Sat, 07 Nov 2020 23:18:13 +0000
The pumpkins may be wilting, and that masked creature has returned to its resting place at the bottom of Blood Lake, but Adventurific has one last scare in store with part two of our Halloween 2020 adventure! Come along this week as the monster hunters continue to explore the mysterious theme park known as Sunset Valley and where they once were tasked with simply unraveling the mysteries behind this strange and deadly amusement park, they are now just trying to get out alive! Will they successfully conquer the many horrors that wait around every corner or will their lifeless corpses soon join the ones that make up the foundation of the park? You will have to listen to find out…that is to say… if you are BRAVE enough! So gather what courage you have left and pick the next ride on the map, because on this week’s Adventurific Halloween 2020 finale, you might want to stop the ride to get off, but that might attract something MUCH worse!
Halloween 2020: The Tale of Sunset Valley Part I
Sat, 31 Oct 2020 05:38:46 +0000
The blood moon has risen, and the creatures of the night are out stalking the living, so why not treat your soul to the most hair raising, most evil, most spine chilling adventure this side of the Bermuda Triangle: The 2020 Adventurific Halloween Special! Join us this year as our local loudmouth, Josh, takes the reigns and leads our intrepid monster hunters through one of the most twisted campaigns ever deceived by man! Follow along as the team ventures into the long-abandoned amusement park known only as Sunset Valley hoping to discover the mysteries that lie within! As simple and fun as that sounds, be warned dear listener, the horrors that haunt this place may have been better off left undisturbed! Will they be able to fight the evils back that thirst for human flesh and escape, or will their souls be forever trapped within these hallowed grounds? There is only one way to find out, and unfortunately for you, it’s the SCARIEST way we got! So grab your VIP wristband and make sure you bring enough tokens because on this year’s Adventurific Halloween Special, whoever came up with the idea that this is “The Happiest Place on Earth” deserves to be locked in here with us!
Sat, 24 Oct 2020 03:00:31 +0000
Back from their harrowing adventure on the high seas, our heroes are falling back into their regular, boring routine. Nothing strange, no mental breakdowns, and certainly no shattering of trusted friendships. Great. Well...I guess we can all just relax, light up some flobweed, and make some small talk for 30 minutes. So, grab a cup of your best Halfling wine and don't forget to bring your new shield, because on this week's Adventurific, we're advancing the plot!
Sat, 17 Oct 2020 03:00:02 +0000
FOR INTERNAL USE ONLY Recorded 10/16/20 at 12:18 a.m. TAKE ONE Danielle reading the episode recap after we lost Episode 44: The Letter, The Lover and the Tortle That Cared Too Much Please edit out the back half of this recording, HE got into the booth and I do not want to hear his voice right now. JOSH IF YOU ARE READING THIS: IF EVER CATCH YOU EATING SOUP IN THE EDITING BAY AGAIN, I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU WON’T SURVIVE THE NIGHT! Thanks, Nick
AI: Episode 43 – Glovey Boots 2: Booty Gloves
Sat, 10 Oct 2020 03:00:53 +0000
Ever had one of those vacations where it was such an unmitigated disaster that the journey home feels like it takes a million years, and you'd sacrifice every one of your friends' souls to an unholy demigod just to sleep in your own bed again? Yeah, its about time we head back to Fireshear... Join us this week on a brand new episode of Adventurific as the intrepid Company hauls anchor and leaves that ramshackle death box known as Shark...Darkrim... is it Carpkin Scoop? Whatever, we pack up and leave that shit hole in the dust. Not to worry, dear listener. There's plenty waiting for us back in Fireshear, such as a bar that needs checking in on, Quint and Trundle need to do some shopping slash arguing with an old man, and Skip's got a package waiting for him! Don't worry, Tally also has stuff going on, like maybe a little bit of backstory...perhaps? How's that for a hook? So grab your Booty and find its matching Glove, because on this week's Adventurific, you're going to learn some real mind blowing stuff about trees and if you've ever peed on one, you're not going to like it!
AI: Episode 42 – Quint Measuring Contest
Sat, 03 Oct 2020 03:00:32 +0000
Alright, I was instructed by Legal that I need to apologize for my comments in last week description. Giraffes are not “God’s Mistakes” or “poorly constructed horses”; they are quality animals. Not like Beavers, those over achieving water squirrels. Get a dental plan, you flat tailed chainsaws! What was I talking about? Oh, yeah, this week’s episode of Adventurific. This week, the Company makes tracks to the local watering hole to see a man about a tattoo, Quint gets into it with a rival captain (for obvious reasons), and when the security of the ship is compromised Skip gets all “Maximum Effort” for whatever reason! I have no idea why, but does anyone here really understand why Skip does anything he does? I didn’t think so. So belly up to the bar and remember not to wake the tortle because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, it would be REALLY helpful if you stopped stabbing the Changling!
AI: Episode 41 – Put the Rest on a Gift Card
Sat, 26 Sep 2020 03:00:43 +0000
I’ve got to ask, does anyone actually read these things? Like, could I type anything here and no one would ever notice? Let’s find out… Welcome to Adventurific! On this week’s episode, The Company has a nice little chat about our newly acquired level ups, have a nice little shopping spree over at The Bone Collector and Skip has a nice little lesson about how to talk to people of otherworldly authority! All in all, it’s a nice little episode! I’ve never trusted giraffes. I feel like they are just poorly constructed horses and no one has the guts to admit God made a mistake. So remember to budget accordingly and speak loudly, yet clearly into the stone because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, if I buy more than 3 skeletons, can I get a discount?
AI: Episode 40 – Anyway, We Delivered the Bomb
Sat, 19 Sep 2020 03:00:22 +0000
Holy Biscuits! Can you actually BELIEVE that this ramshackle crew of ding dongs actually MANAGED to escape the likes of an adult kraken AND on top of that, fly their ship all the way to safety while it was LITERALLY falling apart around them? I can’t and I was there! Well, hold on to those socks because the list of things we are capable of will only get longer on this week’s Adventurific as the Company sets foot into the pirate sanctuary of Sharkskin cove! That’s right! An entire town for pirates! Who would have guessed that was even possible?! It’s now up to Quint to pull up all his old Seaman™ trainin and not only keep us out of trouble, but also get on the good graces of the Pirate Queen herself! Tough act for some, but there’s no one slicker than Quint Strideshaw. So pack your “Orc to Common” translation guide, and remember who you’re talking to, because on this week’s Adventurific, DO NOT get that stuff on your skin, it will burn STRAIGHT through to the bone!
AI: Episode 39 – Man’s Dilemma
Sat, 12 Sep 2020 03:00:48 +0000
Okay, let’s be serious for a second. There’s been a little tension with a few members of the Company lately. It’s nothing serious, no one got hurt, but there needs to be a dialog before this goes too far… Yeah you got it; someone’s getting yelled at this week… Tune in to this much needed episode of Adventurific as the only one who knows how to run a boat correctly takes issue with the only one who knows how to reset his own thumb after he dislocates it messing around. Also, because that wasn’t exciting enough, all of us learn the limits of the Soggy Clam and you can bet your ass we’re going to push this baby as far as she can go! Yeah, no, it’s nothing but positive vibes over here. So, remember who got you what you have and don’t look at that shape following us, because on this week’s Adventurific, I don’t care what happens, no one is allowed to do a Scotty from “Star Trek”” impression! I mean it.
AI: Episode 38 – Here’s to Swimming With Bear Legged Women
Sat, 05 Sep 2020 03:00:02 +0000
Holy biscuits! I bet you, the listener, weren’t expecting that! Of all things to happen on a boat, I’m certain NONE of you were ready for the blatant abuse of captain authority, let alone the mistreatment of an innocent changeling! Yeah, we here at Adventurific like to keep things spicy, so good luck keeping up with all our twists and turns! Also, see Kraken Tune in this week as the Company grapples with the monstrous sea beast that seems to have a decent hold on our ship, Tally learns the powers hidden within the frigid ursidae, and Quint struggles with the moral responsibility of keeping the boat from sinking! That and drowning, nobody likes to drown. So, pray that the polar ice caps don’t melt and remember to wear eye protection because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, there’s always a bigger fish…
AI: Episode 37 – Little Shakin’, Little Tenderizin
Sat, 29 Aug 2020 03:00:40 +0000
We’ve all had job’s we’ve hated, mostly because they involve taking orders from people who think they are bigger than they really are. They’ll push you around, they’ll try to belittle you, and they will most certainly always blame you when something goes wrong, but no matter how frustrating that can be, just remember one thing. There’s always a bigger threat waiting to swallow you whole, and it’s probably closer than you think. Dial back the ominous foreshadowing because it’s time for a brand new Adventurific! Come along this week as the Company investigates a mysterious smoke plume on the horizon, Skip gets a little too excited and prematurely pops off, and Tally flies higher than she’s ever flown before! Boy howdy, I wish I could adequately tease what happens on today’s episode but there’s just no way I could properly capture the intensity! So put on your swimsuit and remember to wear a cup because on this week’s Adventurific, something lurks beneath the safety of the Soggy Clam and it has no time for insubordination!
AI: Episode 36 – Like the Hindenburg, but With More Wet
Sat, 22 Aug 2020 03:00:41 +0000
So you've chosen to flee. You decided that's what's best for your well being and the betterment of those around you, is that you are simply not around. Make a break for it, so to speak. Sure you can run, but there's only so far you can get. Trouble may just be able to find you anywhere. Anchors up and all aboard on this week's Adventurific as the Company wraps up their business in Waterdeep and set sail back into that deep blue sea! Tune in as Quint attempts to herd cats, Tally tries to keep us on course, Skip does his best, and they all discover what mysteries lies beneath the waves in a tale abroad no one could ever see coming! Well, maybe you could, if you were, like, a mind wizard or whatever... So batten down the hatches and remember to keep a firm grip on your valuables in the chop because on this week's episode of Adventurific, we go up! NOW!
AI: Episode 35 – Mom and Pop, Stop
Sat, 15 Aug 2020 03:00:33 +0000
There’s a certain kind of look that only parents seem to have. The one that says “I’ll always love you more than the stars in the sky”, but at the same time screams, “Holy hell, my biggest regret is that I taught you to swim because I would have tossed you in the river YEARS ago”. Skip has seen that look A LOT. And now, thanks to this week’s Adventurific, you get hear this kind of family interactions LIVE (i.e. pre-recorded). Join us as the Company has to sit through one of THOSE dinners, Jayla and Skip switch dynamics for a hot minute, we dig further into the mystery of Kai Goowin, and Quint rounds out the rest of his crew with someone he should have hired back in Fireshire! Who knew you needed so many people to run a flying warship? So take a pull of the Goowin brew, and be careful on your way out of the window, because on this week’s Adventurific, regret is a strong word, but I should have asked your Dad to wear a condom after number 3!
AI: Episode 34 – Mom and Pop Stop
Sat, 08 Aug 2020 03:22:56 +0000
They say “home is where the heart is”, but what that means in the grand scheme of things is a mystery to most. It could mean that you are never free of where you grew up, and no matter how hard you try, it’ll always be calling you back. Maybe it means that all of the most important decisions usually tend to lay close to home. Or maybe, it’s just some bullshit that losers say when you leave them in the dust… Whatever it means, you better be ready for a brand new Adventurific! This week, The Company makes it to the wondrous port town of Waterdeep, and they’ve already been called into a meeting with the big dogs over at AI and there’s more at stake than just their livelihoods! Let’s hope it goes well, Skip would hate to move back home…FORESHADOWING! So, put on your good tie and don’t talk with your mouth full because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, it’s all hardcore negotiations and down home comfort!
AI: Episode 33 – The Maidan Voyage of the Soggy Clam
Sat, 01 Aug 2020 03:49:01 +0000
The fresh salt air melts your cheeks. The roaring waves send your stomach into a tailspin. All of the hell you go through for a hot meal and a place to rest your head, was it worth it? Probably not, considering that a bunch of assholes were just GIVEN a flying warship and are in no position to keep it afloat. Pull up the anchor because it’s time for a new episode of Adventurific! We had the choice to stay on land, but thanks to our thirst for adventure, we are now stuck on this GODFORSAKEN boat with a Captain who has yet to even learn how to fly the boat, a hapless crew of scabs, and a Changling who has cut his arms to ribbons on the harpoons. We are NOT going to survive the trip to Waterdeep. So, hoist the sails and hide the biscuits from that ball-busting Captain because its high seas adventure on this week’s Adventurific and we’re going to need all hands on deck!
Sat, 25 Jul 2020 03:00:03 +0000
Ever feel like getting away? Like far away from all the nonsense that surrounds you, the stresses the cloud your every thought, and potential lawsuits that are just plain frivolous and unnecessary? Yeah, it's time for a vacation. Join us this week on Adventurific as the Company prepares for their WELL DESERVED R&R by taking care of some business like hiring some fresh blood to pick up the slack, grabbing some much needed supplies at Pimm's, and most importantly, throwing down at the Coal Chute's world famous Fight Night! Yeah, its one of those episodes... So, grab your teeth from the bucket, and remember to haggle, because on this weeks episode Adventurific, the man, the myth, the legend RETURNS...
AI: Episode 31 – Put on Your Boss Pants
Sat, 18 Jul 2020 03:00:48 +0000
Every once in a while, you might be required to put in more effort than you feel is required. I know that sounds insane, but you may be asked to step up, make the big choices, and act like the big person you should be by now in your life. Welcome to this week’s Adventurific, where responsibility, critical thinking, and tough choices coalesce into a fine paste that I only ask you take ONE bite of. On today’s show, Skip must put on his manager face and hire some new blood at the Chute, Tally has her hands full with a ding dong who can’t take a hint, and Quint does merciless things to our new flying ship. We will probably have to burn it later just to get the stains out… So shine your shoes and remember to act like you want to be there, because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, why don’t you give me three of your weaknesses and one better not be “I care TOO much”!
TFTL: Episode 19 – Summer Camp Part II: What Lies Beneath the Lake
Sat, 11 Jul 2020 03:00:39 +0000
Camp can be a tough thing for a child to deal with. It’s a new place, with unfamiliar faces who boss around, making them do nonsense activities all for the amusements of lazy counselors who would MUCH rather be smoking dope and literally doing anything else. Now take that and pile on a mysterious shape at the bottom of the lake, multiplied by the fact it’s in Moody River. Things are about to get REALLY strange on this week’s Adventurific as the Gang from Moody River continues enjoying their summer vacation at Camp WannaMcGuffin, all while attempting to discover whatever secrets the lake holds. However, there’s always more hidden in the shadows and things are about to get truly, truly outrageous for the Gang, let’s just hope they can handle it! So grab your bow and make sure not to play with fire because on this week’s Tales from the Loop finale, you never know what’s out there in the darkness until it gets you first!
TFTL: Episode 18 – Summer Camp
Sat, 04 Jul 2020 03:16:49 +0000
Thank the stars school is FINALLY over and lucky for you, your grades weren’t that bad, so what better reward for your hard work than a trip to the bug infested, ungodly hot and all around uncomfortable great woods of Moody River, Minnesota! That’s right! We’re diving back into Tales from the Loop! Join us as Teddy and Chester begin their summer vacation at Camp Wannamaguffin, with Kitty and Dwight keeping a close eye on them as official Camp Counselors! However, just like most camps in the 80’s, not everything is as peaceful as it seems and a sinister secret haunts these woods, and there are more things to worry about than just Teddy with a bow and arrow! So, pack your bag and don’t forget the bug spray because on this week on Adventurific, you’re heading to Summer Camp!
Sat, 27 Jun 2020 03:00:24 +0000
In the vast sea of history, there can be a lot of variables to contend with. A strong push or pull in a direction you might not agree with but are forced to follow. You are merely a passenger on a ship being dragged out further than you ever wished to journey. You are stuck. However, sometimes, if you choose, you can be in control. Sometimes, you can be the captain… If you are willing to take the keys… Join us this week on a brand new Adventurific as Quint grapples with his duties for destiny, we welcome a new member into the Coal Chute family, and Tally struggles with the responsibility of upper management especially when the employee couldn’t find the sun with a map. It’s going to be a long shift at the Chute tonight. So, grab the most authoritarian looking hat, and make sure to feed and walk your new friend, because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, if he piddles on the floor, you’ll be the one to clean it up!
AI: Episode 29 – Is This What Success Looks Like?
Sat, 20 Jun 2020 03:00:49 +0000
You’re in a tight spot. You’ve spent so much time and effort getting to your peak that you have no time life to think of an exit strategy if it all goes to hell. It’ll all crumble around you and you’ll just be standing there holding the shattered pieces of your dreams thinking “how could I have stopped this?”. Here’s the thing; you couldn’t…see where I’m going with this? Join us this week on Adventurific as Skip’s choices finally come home to roost, Quint feels harder than he’s ever felt before, and Tally makes a positive D.I.Y. choice while her friends suffer. What else is new? So bite the leather and don’t let them get to you, because on this week’s brand new episode of Adventurific, you know the old saying; “What goes up…” yadda yadda, everything works out or something like that…
AI: Episode 28 – That Kind of Breakup
Sat, 13 Jun 2020 03:00:08 +0000
Man, its been a spell, hasn't it? Get it? "Spell", like one a wizard would do? Yeah, Adventurific is back. Join us this week on as the Company rebounds from their day in court, figures out what the future holds for a newly acquitted group of ne'er-do-wells, and Skip has to make the difficult decision on whether or not to burn a bridge to save his own skin! I'm sure he'll make the right call, especially because he has a perfect track record when it comes to these sort of things. So dust off your earbuds and prepare for the worst, because on this glorious return for Adventurific, there's train wrecks, and then there's Skip Goowin!
AI: Episode 27 – Your Day in Court
Sat, 28 Mar 2020 03:00:33 +0000
Only once in a great while does a simple disagreement between parties stir up such a fervor in a quaint snow covered town that all life as we know it comes to a standstill to await the outcome. This is definitely not that sort of trial. However, on this week’s episode of Adventurific, the future of our rambunctious entrepreneurs hangs in the balance as the trial of Deewee vs. Acquisitions Incorporated finally begins! Can the company successfully bob and weave between the misguided accusations of the angry prosecution, or will all their past indiscretions finally catch up with them and bring an end to all they’ve built? It’s probably the most intense small claims suit you’ve ever heard! So speak clearly into the mic and answer to the best of your knowledge because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, you’re innocent until the DM decides otherwise!
AI: Episode 26 – My Cousin Quinty
Sat, 21 Mar 2020 03:00:43 +0000
Listen, DOOM Eternal just came out and I feel like we shouldn’t be away from each other, so I’m going to make this quick… Welcome to this week’s Adventurific! On today’s episode, Quint and Marco make a quick pit stop to the Deewee residence, some of us get a little too turned up the night before, and we get prepped for what shall now be known as “The Trial of This Particular Morning” Everybody laughed… So hitch up your lawyering pants and DOOM Eternal because on this week’s Adventurific, I’m going to go play DOOM Eternal. Enjoy!
AI: Episode 25 – Lawyer? I Hardly Know Her!
Sat, 14 Mar 2020 03:00:04 +0000
What's that stupid saying only nerds tell you because they're weak? "Honesty is the best policy"? No, no, my strange naive friend. Honest is only best when you can't get the best lawyers corporate money can buy. Isn't the judicial system fantastic? Join us this week on a brand new episode of Adventurific as a godsend with a briefcase arrives at the bar, and the Company begins building a flawless strategy against the looming case against the Deewee's, Skip decides to dig himself a little deeper by taking a meeting with the LAST PERSON he should be messing with, and follows that with pulling the rug out from under that only people that can keep him alive! Yeah, he's not really good at this critical thinking thing... So, have you or someone you know been diagnosed with mesothelioma after listening OTHER D&D podcasts; please call now because you might be entitled to this week's episode of Advenurific!
AI: Episode 24 – Take a Look, Quint’s in a Book…
Sat, 07 Mar 2020 04:00:20 +0000
So…you’ve made a deal with a demon. It’s a pretty simple transaction, they give you whatever your heart desires, and in return, you unwittingly give up an essential part of yourself and, more than likely, unknowingly agree to be a part of whatever unholy pact that demon demands. See? Simple. Join us this week on a brand new episode of Adventurific as Skip gets EXACTLY what he was looking for, but maybe not in the condition he expected, Quint does what he does best and reaches out to the AI legal department, and later joins Tally on a very fulfilling and worthwhile trip to the local library! Remember kids, reading a book is the BEST way to get the knowledge needed to discover new lands AND drain all the blood from your enemies! So grab the name tags and remember that Skip is technically a few centimeters taller because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, security guards are not technically cops and you don’t have to listen to them!
AI: Episode 23 – Pazuzu? Pazuzu. Pazuzu!
Sat, 29 Feb 2020 04:00:29 +0000
While you are sitting on a plane heading to Chicago, there's some time to think about stuff. Not a lot of time, but just enough. Like, when our eclectic bunch of entrepreneurs first got together, there were simple plans of owning a bar, perhaps some petty crime, maybe even a few light scrap ups with some rabblerousers. Nothing too complicated. However, with this brand new episode of Adventurific, things start taking a wild turn for the weird. Join us this week as we attempt to keep Bob out of harms way, learn a new word that carries more weight then any of us have the strength to endure, and Skip puts another coin in the "Stupid Decision" jar that seems to be overflowing as it is! Trust me, this one will TOTALLY work out, though... So, lower that knife and say that name three times because this week, it's SHOWTIME!
AI: Episode 22 – What We Stab in the Shadows
Sat, 15 Feb 2020 04:00:34 +0000
Sometimes in life you need to make a call on whether or not a grudge is worth keeping, or if you are better off setting your differences aside for the greater good. It's a tough call, sure, but if you let that hate build up, the resulting release may spell more trouble than it's worth! You hear that, Nick? You are beneath me. Join us this week on Adventurific as the search for Jayla continues! However, as simple as i was figuring out WHERE she was being held, getting her out in one piece may be a bigger challenge than once thought. Don't worry, Skip is fully torqued, Tally is as bright as ever, and Quint knows how to get around unnoticed, but this time, he may not be alone in those shadows... So wire up those jaws and start blending your meals because on this week's HELL-RAISING episode of Adventurific, we are going for that sweet first round TKO!
AI: Episode 21 – IT’S DO-NUT TIME!
Mon, 10 Feb 2020 04:00:36 +0000
So look who came crawling back. It’s not like us to hold a grudge or anything, but we would like to bask in this moral superiority for a bit longer. … Okay, that’s enough. Welcome to this week’s episode of Adventurific! After last week’s EXPLOSIVE and SURPRISING revelation from the once thought best friend group of local authorities, it appears that those dang old double-crossers now need the detective skills of our intrepid heroes to track down Jayla after she mysteriously disappeared while on a quest to track down a Dark Wizard with a heart of gold for us. Why do we need one of those? Not important, move on. Can our Company of super sleuths uncover what happened to everyone’s favorite hardass? They might but it’ll take a brief trip to a mystical part of the city few dare to enter, and even less come back from alive! So grab yourself a freshly baked breakfast pastry, and whisper your deepest, darkest secret into your left palm because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, some of us may be willing to pay out the nose to avoid getting our hands dirty!
AI: Episode 20 – Haricots Renversés
Sat, 01 Feb 2020 04:00:47 +0000
Being honest with your friends is important. It's the foundation to earning trust, building better relationships, and creating an environments for positive growth and enrichment. Plus, liars are real pieces of dragon dung who can rot in the deepest pits of the Under Dark for all I care. When this BRAND NEW episode of Adventurific comes out, you'll see what I mean. Especially when Skip, Quint and Tally finally come clean with Brightness about what's been going on in her city, have a heart to heart with Jayla, Bob, and Prometheus, and get a startling piece of news that will change EVERYTHING we've come to expect with how this city is ran! And, don't give me any of that crap about how the rest of us haven't STOPPED lying in 146 episodes, because that is all nonsense and I will deny it up and down! So it's time to come clean and start being honest because in this episode of Adventurific, we are DONE being played like a bunch of out of town yokels!
AI: Episode 19 – Quint Pro Quo
Sat, 25 Jan 2020 04:00:42 +0000
Ever been stuck in a situation, that no matter how hard you try you can't seem to get through it? Like, no matter how much effort you put into it, it's like spinning your wheels in the wet Minnesotan snow, with no headway getting made. Ever. This is what today's episode of Adventurific is all about. Join us this week as Tally attempts to put makeup on a pig, Skip and Quint try to make peace with someone who is WAY out of their league, and they come up with a plan so insane that it actually careens back into the realm of logical! It's actually so awesome that I consider it one of our personal best...and that ain't saying much! So grab your finest hard hat and find your favorite brick wall, because on this episode of Adventurific, you just can't get blood from a stone!
AI: Episode 18 – Sneaky, Sneaky, Those Stairs Are Creaky
Sat, 18 Jan 2020 04:00:09 +0000
Safety is probably the MOST important thing we try to teach here at Adventurific. I’m not kidding! We honestly try our best every week to show you what happens when caution is thrown to the wind and all hell has sufficiently broken loose. We do that because we care. On this week’s skull smashing new episode of Adventurific, follow along as the Company wastes too much time being something they are not, Skip tries WAY TOO hard at something he is no good at, and we all learn a valuable lesson that we will probably forget just as soon as the episode ends… sorry Nick. So grab your helmet and don’t forget to wax the stairs because when this week’s brand new episode of Adventurific is over, it’ll be really important you don’t fall asleep!
AI: Episode 17 – Mine Over Matter
Sun, 12 Jan 2020 03:12:24 +0000
Deep within the bowels of the Earth there are miles and miles of untapped resources just waiting for a team of hard working citizens to salvage from the depths and supply the rest of us with wealth and valuables beyond our wildest dreams. However, if those hard working citizens start mysteriously disappearing, it starts affecting the bottom line, and in a world of profit and numbers, that ain't good. So you call in the best team you can find, and...you can probably see where I am going with all this... Join us this week on Adventurific as we trudge our asses all the way up into the hills to figure out why a bunch of 9-to-5ers have decided to go against company policy and end up missing. Knowing our luck, it'll probably be because some spooky ass curse or some conspiracy. Either way, we will definitely be in way over our heads. So grab your hardhat and don't let OSHA know we aren't fully licensed, because this week on Adventurific, you either run or watch your ass get run over.
AI: Episode 16 – A Walk in the Park
Sat, 04 Jan 2020 04:00:10 +0000
Sorry, I don't really have much of a joke intro here, but I'm under the clock... hey that'll do! Join us this week on Adventurific as the gang hits the town to get another quest, Skip attends a VERY IMPORTANT meeting, and the Company has a brief discussion on the upcoming litigation their unnecessary shenanigans have brought upon them. There's an old saying about reaping what you sow, but it was probably said by some asshole who DIDN'T nearly have his soul sucked out of eye sockets. So take a knee, grab some nuts, and run out the clock, because on this week's episode of Adventurific, we have no plans on backing down, especially when we are obviously wrong!
Sat, 28 Dec 2019 04:00:26 +0000
There’s a buzz in the air. Can you feel it? It's electricity that one cannot properly describe, but it comes from that excitement of new beginnings and hard work finally paying off. It’s the result of all the blood, sweat, and tears shed over the realization of one singular dream… The Coal Chute is open for business! Yes, that’s right! On this week’s episode of Adventurific, the Company buckles down, cleans up, and finally opens the doors of Fireshear’s hottest new bar! There’s so much at stake! You just know that everyone is going to be at their best if we are going to make this opening night a success, but of course, it wouldn’t be us if there wasn’t a little nudity, a mild amount of drug dealing, and a whole heck of a lot of blood spilled. Hell, if we pull this off, we might finally rise up the social ranks a littl, instead of just being those losers at the edge of town who own that place where all those people died. So loosen up those wallets and remember to double check your wardrobe because on this episode of Adventurific, we are FINALLY open for business!
AI: Episode 14 – Let’s Hang a Chandelier
Sat, 21 Dec 2019 04:00:35 +0000
Listen, we all make mistakes, it’s part of being human. Sometimes it’s as simple as forgetting to do something that you were asked to do. Other times, you make a mistake so serious that it requires a jar that you have to put money in if you accidentally mention it. On this week’s episode of Adventurific, one of our intrepid heroes makes one of those serious mistakes and it sets us all down a course that no matter how much we lie or try to ignore, there is no turning back. Try to play at home to guess who REALLY shits the bed, I bet you won’t be able to figure it out! So grab from the bottom and lift with your legs, on this week’s episode of Adventurific, it’s time to start living with that plausible deniability!
AI: Episode 13 – Italian Yum Yum Disk, THROW!
Sat, 14 Dec 2019 04:00:34 +0000
I want to be PERFECTLY clear about something: We here at Adventurific DO NOT condone the use of drugs or drug-like substances and if you know of people who do, you should report them immediately…. Are the cops gone? Good. On this week’s intoxicating episode of Adventurific, the Company looks a little deeper into the ill-gotten gains of last week’s pseudo heist, become a little bit stronger using the power of commerce, and once they reach the next level of critical thinking; they are able to bring one of the greatest inventions ever known to man into the fantasy realm of D&D. Will it make sense canonically? Probably not, but that has never stopped us before. So grab that weird looking vase, and only take half of it at first because on this week’s Adventurific, it’s probably best to do that outside. I don’t want that smell in the house.
AI: Episode 12 – Right in the Ol’ Coal Chute
Sat, 07 Dec 2019 04:00:56 +0000
What would you do if, after discovering a citywide conspiracy, you saw a dead man stapled to a sign...and a Halfling’s dick for the first time? Would that be, like, MIND SHATTERINGLY weird? Great, because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, the Company pulls back from the abyss for a brief second to plot out the proper course of action after last week’s surprises! I’m sure with a concussed Changling, a grumpy old sea captain, a slightly naïve farm girl and a not-drunk-buzzed Dragonborn, we will totally figure all this nonsense out. So grab your TI-83 and put on a pot of Goodberry Tea, because on this episode of Adventurific, we are diving into the books and putting a value on all our assets! It’s shockingly low!
Sat, 30 Nov 2019 04:00:41 +0000
Josh is still in a tryptophan coma, so that means the description is up to me! This week's episode is a slow, boring affair where absolutely nothing from the previous day comes back to bite our crew in the ass. Nothing. So wipe the gravy off your face, unbutton your pants, and kick back in the recliner because this week, Adventurific takes it easy.
AI: Episode 10 – Disguise and Conquer
Sat, 23 Nov 2019 04:00:44 +0000
Okay, we NOW know that we can run a successful bar without too much trouble and only one of us ended up with a concussion! That's good to know! However, on this week's episode of Adventurific, we move past the bottle episodes of previous, get the low down on some questing that needs doing, and go deep undercover to get that sweet corporate dirt! Don't worry, I'm sure that NOTHING we do while in disguise will EVER effect us or anyone EVER AGAIN, so we are free to do whatever it takes to get the information we need! I promise. Now grab that broom and start sweeping because on this week's Adventurific, we're from the North and I've got some boys that need the work!
AI: Episode 9 – I Am Jack’s Glass Jaw
Sat, 16 Nov 2019 04:00:06 +0000
Now, I know what you are thinking. “This season doesn’t really have the action and violence of past Adventurific adventures!” Well, dear listener, may I present you with this week’s episode of Adventurific! One so violent, so extreme, and so disgusting bloody that Nick has spent weeks in the editing bay trying to transform this “Adults Only” romp to a more much digestible “Rated M for Mature”! It so intense that our very own Erik asked to dial back the mayhem a wopping 381% or he would notify the police himself! Still interested? Well good because our lawyers say we are only legally allowed to release this type of chaos only ONCE! So close the blinds, take the phone off the hook, and use a VPN to hide your I.P. address because on this week’s episode, we discuss the entrée and have a soft open of the bar…I MEAN DEATH! LOTS OF DEATH!
AI: Episode 8 – Sweetheart of the Song Tra Bong
Sat, 09 Nov 2019 04:00:12 +0000
Let me drop a little piece of information on you; killing a ghost is actually super easy. Where the challenge comes in is convincing management that stealing a bunch of priceless artifacts from an elderly shopkeeper won't harm public perception of the parent company. That's the tricky part, and on this week's episode of Adventurific, the Company is going to do their damnedest to come up with a plan that will not only satisfy HR and Public Relations, but also get them a truck load of awesome weapons and armor! Not only that, but the tale of their misdealing may have traveled up the corporate ladder, which surely won't lead to any impromptu meetings with the heads of the company! Yes! Those guys! Better put on your best tie and keep your eyes on the middle of the forehead because this week's episode of Adventurific has some wheeling, some dealing, and some low key stealing!
AI: Episode 7 – Stay out of the Basement!
Sat, 02 Nov 2019 03:00:03 +0000
The Season of Frights might be over, but the ghouls and ghosts are still up for a scare or two on this week’s episode of Adventurific! Join us as the Company learns of a local business that is under the control of a mysterious force that lives in the basement, we put on our meanest faces to deal with the demons in our own cellar, and go toe to toe with something that may be totally not of this dimension! Are we ready to deal with a threat of this extreme paranormal level, or will our inexperience in the field of…succeeding lead to our own deadly demise? You’ll just have to turn out the lights and ignore the noises coming from the beneath the floorboards as we prepare for one last apparitional terror on this week’s episode of Adventurific!
Halloween 2019: Icons and Idiots – Part 1
Sat, 26 Oct 2019 03:00:58 +0000
It's spoopy szn! With that comes a magical pumpkin of an episode! This time we're throwing some curve (eye)balls atcha. Beware the DM chair! We've got bamboozles and space bots a-aplenty; we've got exasperation galore! So put on your bat wings and charge your blasters! It's HALLOWEEN with Adventurific!
Halloween 2019: Icons and Idiots – Part 2
Sat, 26 Oct 2019 03:00:19 +0000
It's spoopy szn! With that comes a magical pumpkin of an episode! This time we're throwing some curve (eye)balls atcha. Beware the DM chair! We've got bamboozles and space bots a-aplenty; we've got exasperation galore! So put on your bat wings and charge your blasters! It's HALLOWEEN with Adventurific!
AI: Episode 6 – Oversharing Isn’t a Crime
Sat, 19 Oct 2019 03:00:58 +0000
With every successful business there's bound to be some up and downs with the initial setup process, but with this particular group of heroes it seems like its nothing but downs! Follow along this week as the Company continues to set up the bar, meets with the 5-0, Skip gets A LITTLE too chatty, and they get an offer that's way too spooky to refuse! We can promise you that it's so haunting that it'll take TWO episodes to uncover its secrets! So, remember to return your cart on time and makes sure you tell the truth because on this week's Adventurific, WE GOT ONE!
AI: Episode 5 – Do You Have Our Rewards Card?
Sat, 12 Oct 2019 03:00:56 +0000
Once again, Josh has failed to fulfill his contractual duty and provide me with a description. I guess it's up to me. Uh, join us this week as the Company licks their wounds, talks about their future, and looks for the best deals in town! Will anything be accomplished? Probably not, but join us anyway for this nail biting episode of Adventurific!
AI: Episode 4 – Smokin’ and the Bandits
Sat, 05 Oct 2019 03:00:48 +0000
What happens when Josh takes a last minute trip to NYCC? Nick has to write the description! Join us this week as the Company rolls initiative, an impromptu rave breaks out, and absolutely nothing goes wrong! Will our heroes get what they came for, or will they get what they deserve? Take a seat and get comfortable because this week, Adventurific answers your call in the order it was received!
AI: Episode 3 – Nat Pagle Is My Dad
Sat, 28 Sep 2019 03:00:31 +0000
Ever been at work and you over hear your boss getting chewed out on the phone, and then they proceeds to hoist all that heat on you, so you gotta pick up all the pieces? Great, because on this week’s episode of Adventurific, the newly kitted out Company must brave the wilderness and each other to literally and figuratively put out all the fires upper management is too scared to touch and solve the mystery of the THE FLAMING CART AT THE EDGE OF TOWN, which really isn’t that much of a mystery when you think about it. Follow along as everyone gets to learn more about their fellow employees, try out some of their yet untested skills, and actually do some real critical thinking that actually gets results! So, stay low and go slow because on this episode of Adventurific, the greatest high in the world is the one you get from mysterious strangers in the woods!
AI: Episode 2 – Open For Pimness
Sat, 21 Sep 2019 03:00:03 +0000
When Papa so kindly gives us a shiny gold piece, its best to spend it quickly, because he probably has some dastardly scheme planned that’s going to end up costing us way more! This week, the Company takes to the streets to gear up for the upcoming quests, jobs, and adventures! Tune in to hear a little info gathering with the locals, an embarrassing interaction with a high end weapons shop keep, and some real boss level haggling with a store clerk so weird he makes Erik look sane! Not too sane though, he’s still our Erik. So, get out your rewards card and enter your email to get exclusive offer right on your phone because on this week’s Adventurific, we ain’t paying full price!
AI: Episode 1 – Terms and Conditions
Sat, 14 Sep 2019 03:00:44 +0000
Grab your squid hat and crack open a fresh health potion because Adventurific returns with a fresh coat of paint, some pristine new characters, a baby-faced DM, and an ALL NEW setting as we leave the emptiness of space behind for the vast and fertile landscape of Dungeon & Dragons! Yes, we have returned to the motherland! Tune in this week as our characters do the obligatory “stand up and say something about yourself” routine, we learn how annoying it is to start your own business, and hit the streets to mess with the faceless NPC’s that populate this frozen town, and I know what you are thinking, “Are they already goofing off? Why can’t they take anything seriously?” One, yes and two, we are Adventurific. We cannot. So put on your best tie and remember to fill out all the necessary forms, because this week Adventurific is back and we are totally prepared to ACTUALLY follow the rules this time!
Starfinder: Episode 61 – And Beyond!
Sat, 17 Aug 2019 00:51:57 +0000
Almost two years ago, an unlikely group of assholes came together to find a broken ship and hopefully make a quick buck, but after all the insults, the backstabbing, the petty squabbling, the casual relations, the blood, the guts, the bullets and the corpses, this group of assholes is the only thing left standing between everything and oblivion! Please join us on the Starfinder finale of the Adventurific Radio Hour as the Squad push back one last time with everything they got in attempt to stop the purest incarnation of evil from devouring everything in the galaxy! Their bodies are broken, and their minds are just as fragile, but can they hold themselves together long enough to finally put an end to Red Guy’s terror, or is all life in the universe just as dead as they are? So, strap in one last time and prepare for take-off as we set sail to the action packed finale in Season One of Starfinder; only on Adventurific!
Starfinder: Episode 60 – Dazed and Confused
Sat, 10 Aug 2019 02:24:09 +0000
We are getting so close…our heroes are hurt, their defenses are failing, and the forces of evil don’t seem to be slowing anytime soon, it’s a good thing that the DM can’t roll! Tune into this week’s Adventurific Radio Hour as the biggest battle of our careers rages on, the bodies continue to rain from the sky, Kenntucky attempts to teach Duke more about himself, and as the Dealer struggles to keep warm…maybe we should have thought that one out a little more. Oh well, he was a jerk. Anyway, can the weakening forces of good stop the continuing onslaught of evil or is the end coming sooner than we expected? It’s going to be a mind bending good time either way so dig in, reload your guns, and prepare for death because we are finally at the penultimate episode of the Adventurific Radio Hour!
Starfinder: Episode 59 – Ayeeeeehaw!
Sat, 03 Aug 2019 01:54:11 +0000
We’ve all seen the movies; Braveheart’s rallying the troops, soldiers storming the beach at Normandy, the Avengers finally assembling against Thanos, all amazing moments where the forces of good gather their strength to make a final stand against the forces of evil! Unfortunately for you, we all hate each other so OUR moment is going to be A LOT more disappointing, but hey, that’s the Adventurific Radio Hour! Tune in this week as the Squad quickly cobbles together a plan to hold back the zombified army of the Red Guy, and as things go from bad to disastrous, listen as one of the team goes full Vietnam! It’s not because of all that "horrors of war" garbage, but more likely because too much liquor and not enough water was involved. We are getting close to the end, so round up the cannon fodder…er… TROOPS and start writing the letters to their families, because this week on Adventurific, they may take our lives, but they’ll never take our unwarranted feeling of self-entitlement!
Starfinder: Episode 58 – Long Live the Q.U.E.E.N.
Sat, 27 Jul 2019 00:04:56 +0000
All of the winding roads lead back here, to the place where they cut their teeth, fighting together for the first time, where the spark of a monarchy both began and crumbled, where true evil first came to greet them and showed them how powerful it could be, and if the Squad isn’t careful, this planet will be the last place they ever visit! Join us this week on the Adventurific Radio Hour as the space whale crashes back to the first planet we ever visited, and listen close as we very quickly bring destruction and death to the doorstep of the unlucky inhabitants of this once quiet world! And when the horns of war begin to sound, some friends from the past will be there to offer...something. The entrance is cataclysmic, but the nostalgia is still just as sweet, so grab your life jacket and head for high ground, this week on Adventurific!
Starfinder: Episode 57 – Like Smoke
Sat, 20 Jul 2019 03:35:50 +0000
So I’m going to be straight with you. We here on Adventurific have a bad habit of adding strange and sometimes unnecessary details into the world around us, like the way NPCs react to something our characters may say, how we interpret our DM’s story, or in the most common example, the completely baffling modifications to Nostrovia. On today’s episode that might come back to bite us...and while dealing with the fallout, we head back into a dark and damp place to go toe to toe with an all too familiar foe! Let’s hope the Squad can come up with a plan quick because things are seriously getting heavy! So, listen close and pay attention to all the references because on this week’s Adventurific, its complete chaos in front of and behind the mics!
Starfinder: Episode 56 – Curiosity Killed the Muck
Fri, 12 Jul 2019 05:00:45 +0000
Azden Drixt was born on 54.08-12215 on the once considered planet of Viox-16. He was raised at an early age to be a soldier, a great mind in the ways of science and technology and a natural born leader to the Followers of Her Gilded Light, and Her millions of followers out in the stars! His parents Geo and Annop Drixt will always remember their son the way he would have wanted, not as the traitor on the Earth Day Seven Wars, nor as an accomplice in the Helios-V crime sprees or even as the President of the NBC, but as a man who held great power within his soul, and used it to better all of those he met. His name will be remembered for eternity, but not the one given to him; the one they will always know him as... Goodbye Kenn….wait. What do you mean he’s not dead yet? Goddammit Tucky. Join us this week on the Adventurific Radio Hour as Kenntucky attempts to join us back in the land of the living, and the rest of the Squad makes a plan to save the Space Whale from whatever the Red Guy has planned, but they’ll need to move fast because the darkest evil in all the galaxy is knocking on their door right now and he’s not much for waiting! Grab the chain and pour out some Tang, because this week on Adventurific, you're going to be THE LAST LINE!
Starfinder: Episode 55 – They Call Me Icarus
Sat, 06 Jul 2019 05:00:13 +0000
Fire rains from the sky, blood flows through the streets like an amber rain, the skeletal remains of their homes and businesses crumble around them, and every Absolom Station citizen still alive must be second-guessing their decision to allow a bunch of reality TV stars to take over the largest company on the station and figuratively and literally run it into the ground! Join us this week on the newest episode of the Adventurific Radio Hour as the fight over Absolom continues, with Muck fully in tune with his creation, Duke finding the pocket, and the rest of the squad becoming more efficient with their respective weapons! The tables start turning when the Red Guy ups his game and starts playing some seriously dirty mind games on our hapless anti-heroes, and these tricks are so fiendishly clever, so diabolically devious, that even the strongest of wills can’t help but fall for them… some harder than others! So settle into your cockpit and remember to keep your hands and feet in the car at all times because this week on Adventurific, lemme just whisper in your ear real quick…
Starfinder: Episode 54 – Cease and Die-Sist
Fri, 28 Jun 2019 06:22:03 +0000
The once calm streets fill with the hungry un-dead, the air is thick with the smell of destruction, and the ONLY thing standing between the complete consumption of every living thing in the galaxy is an unlikely squad of morons and the giant mech they barely know how to pilot! Join us this week as the battle of Absolom Station continues, with Muck still deciphering the mysteries of the doctor’s Giant Robot, and everyone else doing their best to take down the unholy corpse of the building they once called home! Can the squad become one fully functioning unit and stop the Red Guy from decimating the entire populous, or are they already on a one way street to the grave?! It’s going to be a thrilling episode, so grab a good friend and may Ibra guide you, because this week on Adventurific, synchronization is go!
Starfinder: Episode 53 – Some Assembly Required
Fri, 21 Jun 2019 05:00:24 +0000
The saying, “teamwork makes the dream work” is usually spoken in more productive environments, one where the concept of working in unison with a teammate towards a common goal is deemed fairly important, it’s rarely considered a life or death situation, but on this week’s Adventurific Radio Hour, we are taking that saying and cranking the stakes all the way up to ELEVEN! Join us this week as the Squad attempt to complete Muck’s and Dr. Achtung’s secret ultimate weapon to defeat the Red Guy, and to do that, they’re going to have to combine all their unique skills and abilities to become the only hope Absolom Station has left! It may sound a bit dramatic, but when you see what the Squad is actually up against, you’ll understand! So, strap into your Pilot’s Chair and ask for personalized A.I. for assistance, because this week on Adventurific, we’re in the Endgame now!
Starfinder: Episode 52 – Handelle
Fri, 14 Jun 2019 05:00:45 +0000
It’s simple. First, you call in every favor you have. Next, you get the biggest guns you can. Then, you swallow that crippling fear that’s growing in your gut. Finally, you put everything you got on the mangled pieces that is your second best engineer. He’s got a giant robot mech after all. Come along this week as the Squad put their insane plan into action and attempt to take back their once great station! Will they survive the armies of the undead waiting for them on the streets and reach Mucktup’s Secret Weapon, or is this the official finale to all things Nostrovia? Put on those seatbelts and ignore all the gore, because this week, Adventurific is literally armed to the teeth!
Starfinder: Episode 51 – Captains and Spaceships
Fri, 07 Jun 2019 05:00:39 +0000
Here's a fun riddle, what happens when the greatest threat to the galaxy breaks into your home, kills everyone that you care about, and takes everything you built and reduces it to a bloody pulp? Trick Question! If you are the Adventurific Radio Hour, then the only correct answer is to obviously get Kenntucky's childhood hero to a rinky dink space diner and find a way to mend some fences with his sworn nemesis, then find a way to undo all the damage they've caused to the once peaceful Absolom Station; It's pretty simple when you really think about it! So grab that strange puck in the urinal and order a side of fries, because this week on Adventurific, we are not going to yell, just use the "I feel" statements!
Starfinder: Episode 50 – Deus Ex Muckina
Fri, 24 May 2019 05:04:28 +0000
They say that all of the choices we make lead to consequences. Big or small, everything we do creates a ripple effect that can either bring great fortune or destroy everything you’ve built and kill all of those closest to you. So, good news for the Adventurific Radio Hour, because we have a terrified Mucktup and a live flamethrower ready to push that metaphysical domino and deal with whatever chaos it will surely cause! Can Muck keep the NBC together despite it LITERALLY becoming an undead bloodbath or will he FIGURATIVLY lose his mind and bring Slasher and the whole station down with him? It’s safe to say that things may have finally gotten too out of control, even for our intrepid “heroes”! So, strap on your brain buckets and crawl into your favorite vent, because this week on Adventurific, everything is going to hell in a hand basket!
Starfinder: Episode 49 – Greguccino!
Fri, 17 May 2019 05:00:41 +0000
It takes a lot in order to be a good leader. It takes guts, brains and most of all; heart. Miles and miles of heart. Luckily for the Adventurific Radio Hour, Muck and Slasher have boxes and boxes of hearts and brains and three standing freezers full of various critter guts! Join us this week as the most visceral members of the NBC group look into Mucktup’s mysterious experiments, what’s possible when given the power of creation, but still want a chill place to grab a cuppa, and how the newest members of The Guardians are holding up against the most intense training course ever devised! So brew a fresh pot and bring the good mop because this week on Adventurific, it sure to be the most body-horrific episode yet!
Starfinder: Episode 48 – Driving Mr. Backdrop
Fri, 10 May 2019 06:17:33 +0000
Have you ever been driving home and you REALLY have to go to the bathroom, but there’s traffic and it’s SUPER slow? Then, there’s construction in your neighborhood and you have to take the long way around, and when you finally get home, you realize you forgot your house keys at work? Well, today’s episode of Adventurific is a lot like that! Just as the intrepid crew of Nostrovia arrives back to Absolom Station, they find an angry mob waiting for them! It appears that in their absence, another mysterious cult has appeared from the dark corners of the station and began slaughtering helpless citizens! Now, it’s up to the Squad to restore order the streets, rally the downtrodden masses and hopefully, bring peace back to the once “quiet” station! So grab your badge, and put on some “Spommando”, because this week, it’s all about martial law on Adventurific!
Starfinder: Episode 47 – Two Days
Fri, 03 May 2019 05:00:48 +0000
Okay, here’s the deal; The Squad has survived a giant lake leech, an entire dinner party’s worth of zombies and intense questioning from one of the deadliest armed forces in the galaxy! The hard part is over! So now it’s just a simple two day trip back to Absolom Station…with each other…and they are almost out of booze… Ibra help us. Follow along this week as the valiant crew of the Nostrovia is forced to spend 48 grueling hours together as they make their way back home! No monsters, no intergalactic threats, just a few “friends” killing time with fun time-killing activities like a lesson in Kenntucky’s Old Fashioned Bait n’ Switch, making toilet gin, and finding out what CLANK is hiding in her boots! Plus a secret is revealed about Duke that is so intense, it’ll shake this group to its core, and no one will be the same after! So grab your painkillers and make sure that they are all still in there, because this week, Adventurific is totally not a pyramid scheme!
Fri, 26 Apr 2019 05:00:56 +0000
To Baby Clara, These are words from the past, but they may help you in the future, especially as you grow stronger and wiser. They are words from your family, your REAL family, and while they may not seem like much at first they were and, always will be, there for you… Except Mucktup...on account of the pretzel thing. Please never forget us. Nostrovia
Starfinder: Episode 46 – Knowing Is Half the Bottle
Fri, 12 Apr 2019 05:00:56 +0000
While most of us usually spend our free time relaxing on foreign beaches, starting a family, or rubbing shoulders with Hollywood elites, the brave crew of the Nostrovia has been preparing for the greatest mystery of all…SCIENCE! Join us this week as the mysterious Jumpers attempt to unravel the exceedingly complex life of the sweet baby Clara by tossing the laws of nature and due diligent aside and making Duke the unwilling participant in some mind bending experiments and what they might soon discover about Clara’s lineage may send shock waves throughout the galaxy and set the stage for an adventure no one will soon forget. Also, CLANK, Muck, Slasher and Kenntucky learn a lesson on why not to drink Jim Bean mixed with Dish Soap… didn’t think it really needed to be said but here we are. So, warm up those stethoscopes and don’t stop taking notes because this week, Aventurific is back from Spring Break and we love SCIENCE!
Captain Spaceship in: “Not Without My Spaceship!”
Fri, 01 Mar 2019 06:00:24 +0000
It's time once again (?) for the continuing adventures of Captain Spaceship! Put on your Jumper jumpers, don your officially licensed "Alliance of Sentient Space Exploring Scientists" safety goggles, and ready your "Shooting Star" decoder pin as we blast off to adventure! We find our hero hurtling off into the great unknown recesses of the Garter Belt. Having been ambushed shortly after completing his mission to unstick the planet of Trafalmadore from it's famously adhesive timelines. Now, the Galaxy's Greatest Guardian finds himself alone and in an unprecedented pickle- How will he fix his beloved Shooting Star? Don't touch that radio dial Adventurnauts!
Starfinder: Episode 45 – Cats Outta the Bag
Fri, 15 Feb 2019 06:00:19 +0000
No matter how long you’ve known someone, travelled light years across the stars with them, been through hell and back with them by your side, even your closest friends and family may have some skeletons hidden deep within in their closets, and we here at the Adventurific Radio Hour totally f@#%ing love secret skellingtons! After completely obliterating a mansion full of stuck up assholes, the mansion itself and a guy who had the hots for our Science Officer/CFO, it’s time for Crew of the Nostrovia to chill out, sober up, and enjoy the sweet fruits of their labor! However, when a covert Space Militia knocks on Nos’s back door and reveals that one of his passengers hasn’t been entirely truthful about their motivations, the unsettling news threatens to dismantle the fragile hierarchy the Crew have built for themselves and send the ship into sheer chaos! All that and an important meet and greet with Mucktup’s new friends, which certainly isn’t going to be any sorts of awkward! So splash some cold water on your face and wipe the dried blood from your nose, because this week on Adventurific, you’ve got some new neighbors to impress!
Starfinder: Episode 44 – Mike Drop
Fri, 08 Feb 2019 06:00:06 +0000
We’ve had a lot of fun last week experimenting with the vast rainbow of space cocaine, but like most out of control yayo fiestas, it’s time for the spickens to come home to roost, or in our case, an outrageous matter-bending space ostrich coming home to bring a vengeful ex-conspirator back for some well deserved retribution! We are in the deep red this week on the Adventurific Radio Hour as C.L.A.N.K. struggles to keep all of Duke’s blood in the inside of Duke and fight off the advances of an old flame, Muck struggles to keep Nostrovia in the air and keep heat on the ground, Kenntucky struggles to break free of the shackles that are currently keeping him safe in the MedBay, and Slasher struggles to keep her streak of suspicious silence going! I don’t want to ruin any of the suspense but I should warn you, by the end of this episode, an employee of the NBC will not be making it back! So, grab your favorite nondescript vile of stimulants, and inject that silly bastard between your toes, because we are all hands on deck, this week on Adventurific!
Starfinder: Episode 43 – Don’t Get Cocky
Fri, 01 Feb 2019 06:00:27 +0000
I want to be serious for a moment. We joke around a lot, but in this episode of the Adventurific Radio Hour we tackle a very serious problem that some may find disturbing or unpleasant; the fact that Mucktup may actually be the most qualified person to captain the good ship Nostrovia! I know it sounds insane, but with C.L.A.N.K., Duke, and the rebellious staff of the Cardigan Club fighting off wave after wave of the undead, Slasher continuing her vow of silence, and Kenntucky failing to resist the urge to fall back into the arms of sweet lady Space Cocaine, it’ll be up to everyone’s favorite franken-rodent to stop the onslaught of tentacle controlled freaks and get everyone off the planet alive and as hard as Muck may try, saving everyone may not be as easy as Captain Spaceship made it out to be! So, set out some premium cat food and aim for the head, because this week on Adventurific, we break rule number one and get high off our own supply!
Starfinder: Episode 42 – Habeas Corpses
Fri, 25 Jan 2019 06:01:06 +0000
What you are about to listen to is real. The unwilling participants are not actors. They are the actual martyrs who have already either been wrapped up in some ridiculous assassination attempt or been forced to appear in a Kangaroo Kourt with two very biased sides. Both parties in the suit have “agreed” to appear before our fair but completely unqualified judge and have their beefs settled here, in our forum: The Adventurific Radio Hour… Court. Come along this week as Duke and CLANK make a mockery of the justice system, Muck goes to his safe place, and Kenntucky takes a stab at firing a bigger gun than he’s use to, and Slasher is suspiciously quiet…wonder what she’s up to? So grab yourself a big tall glass of Premium Catfood and lower the BAR considerably because this week on Adventurific, we are taking the phrase “Contempt of Court” to a whole new level!
Starfinder: Episode 41 – 4, 8, 15, 16, 23 and 42
Fri, 11 Jan 2019 06:01:57 +0000
It’s never a good sign when your ex-mating partner vomits up 31,883 incubated eggs onto your ArboCo Double Sided Glorbing Pad and half of them are missing your visually distinctive skull horn, but totally have your best friend Gintax’s lower thorax breathing maw, and it gets even more embarrassing when you are required to re-breed them with no say from the ArboCo Population and Fecundity Control Module! Anywho, forget all those obvious signs of your infertility, because it’s time again for another thrilling episode of the Adventurific Radio Hour! This week, per usual, things take a turbulent turn when Duke and CLANK find themselves on the opposite side of the judiciary bench, Slasher does a great job, but gets way too cocky, Mucktup discovers what lies beneath the depths of the lake, and Kenntucky ignores all semblance of common sense and explores the mysterious hatch all by his lonesome! What will become of our “heroes” now that we have almost completely separated the entire party, and most importantly, who will come out on top of the murder leaderboard?! You best finish your prayers and call your lawyer because things are only getting more outrageous from here, this week on Adventurific!
Starfinder: Episode 40 – The Cardigan Club Massacre
Fri, 04 Jan 2019 06:01:21 +0000
Now that all that holiday nonsense has been wrapped up, its now time to head back into the cosmos and catch up with the intrepid morons of the great ship Nostrovia! After narrowly surviving a brutal interrogation with Herringbone, Duke and CLANK proceed in the next step to eliminate the rest of the Silver Spooners, who by the way, are all conveniently tied up in the basement! And on the other side of the map, Slasher, Muck and Kenntucky continue their own brand of bloodshed in the Great Hunt but in order to maintain their top position on the leader board, they will have to contend with something big lurking beneath the waves of a mysterious lake in the middle of the battlefield! It’s an episode filled with moral dilemmas, questionable life choices, and the worst lasso job this side of the Quatraian Galaxy, so grab the rope and leave your conscience at the door, this week Adventurific is slipping into the “gray area”!
Fri, 28 Dec 2018 06:01:48 +0000
Okay, listen. If you're naughty around Santa Claus, all it usually gets you is a chunk of reliable fuel and a barometer on how far you can push your luck next year. But when the Krampus is involved… your ass is getting beat. Hard. Come along with us on our Christmas finale as the Gang from Moody River steps up to the greatest threat to Holiday Cheer and go toe to toe with the Holiday Devil itself! Will they survive the night and bring the cheer back to their small town or is all they’re getting this year is a one way trip to a popper’s grave?! Check your privilege and prepare to be dazzled, because this week on Adventurific, we are rolling strong and plucking those heart strings!
Fri, 21 Dec 2018 06:01:07 +0000
It all started as a simple day off of school; grab some sleep, play outside, check out the angry mob at the mall, but things quickly took a turn for the festively obscure when an elf from a magical protection agency arrives and calls upon Moody River’s favorite gang of miscreants to put aside their childish winter games and fight for the future of Christmas itself! The Gang has been recruited to look tough and stand guard during a local skinflint’s personal Christmas Carol, but while everything seems to be going according to old Charlie’s classic tale, things will soon take a turn for the violent and only get more deadly from there! However, even equipped with the greatest tech this side of the North Pole, not everyone involved will walk away from this yuletide adventure with their Holly Jolly Spirit intact! So grab a fresh steaming cup of Hot Choco and take a big ol’ sip way too soon because this week Adventurific is taking the cheap shot and totally not rolling a one!
TFTL: Episode 15 – The Elf From S.H.I.T.
Fri, 14 Dec 2018 06:01:27 +0000
Gather up the children and put those stupid 90’s babies to bed because its Christmas time once again and we’ve got no time for anyone too young to remember "Trancers"! Heavy snow has completely blanketed the small town of Moody River, MN and our local group of rambunctious ne’er do wells have the whole day off of school to get up to some small town holiday hijinks. But when a greedy businessman threatens to scrooge up their good time, the Gang must figure out a way to spread some Christmas cheer and save the greatest day of their young lives! However, as you might know, Moody River always has some strange secrets hidden in the shadows and what will soon unfold for these kids will take everything they know about Christmas and turn it on it’s over commercialized head! So grab your piss filled snowball and shake to develop because tis the season and Adventurific is going all White Elephant on this Yuletide bitch!
Starfinder: Episode 39 – Herringboned
Fri, 07 Dec 2018 06:01:46 +0000
While the Forest continues to run red with the blood of the Skittermanders, back at the Mansion things aren’t fairing much better! C.L.A.N.K. and Duke (and C.L.A.N.K.’s arm candy Mike) have already started systematically removing guests from this plane of existence, but when their eagerness for butchery leads to a full blown in-house investigation, it’s up to Duke to step up, hide the true killer’s identity, and conclude their goal of taking home the homicidal gold! It’s going to be one hell of an investigation, especially when there is a much more qualified detective and he’s already sniffing something fishy when it comes to this whole mess! So grab your sunglasses and get your one liners ready because this week, Adventurific tries to get away with murder!
Starfinder: Episode 38 – 0/10 Would Not Skitter Again
Fri, 30 Nov 2018 06:01:05 +0000
The fight is heating up over at the hunt and that’s totally NOT a stupid Solarian pun! Join us this week as Slasher, Mucktup, and Kenntucky continue the slaughter with hopes of coming out on top as the greatest hunters out of all these rich assholes! However, things are about to take a strange turn as Platinum Squad make their way to the forest, and come to find that what lies in the trees may be more ruthless than any one of our heroes could have ever imagined! Will they survive the mysterious onslaught in the forest or has their time at the top of the leaderboard come to a bloody end?! Things are about to go critical; so grab your Star Knife and prepare for total domination, this week on Adventurific!
Starfinder: Episode 37 – The Art of Mingle
Fri, 23 Nov 2018 06:01:06 +0000
Think back to a time of being a young arthropod in a strange new Learning Annex and it’s time to be paired up with your fellow knowledge collectors for the annual Re-Culling Ceremony, and by the grace of Ibra, you get paired with your secret crush! It’s a magical moment; a chance to bond, a chance to grow closer, and maybe, if the stars align, you’ll be chosen to house her eggs inside your exoskeleton before they birth violently from your head! This week’s episode of the Adventurific Radio Hour is a lot like that, only with CLANK, the Ice Queen, wrapped into a strange game of Hide and Seek with a fellow bodyguard who is just not getting the message! Meanwhile, Duke continues to attempt to rally the Ysoki servants into a revolution, but being Duke, he seems to be having less luck than CLANK’s bodyguard friend! Will CLANK and Duke manage to put their trivial personal feelings aside and accomplish their respective goals or is this entire mission dead in the water? Remember to lead with the tongue and twist the clasps with your thumb and pointer, because this week on Adventurific, things are getting hot, heavy, and deadly!
Starfinder: Episode 36 – Spider Fighter Fornite-er
Fri, 16 Nov 2018 06:01:09 +0000
The Holidays are over and the Adventurific Radio Hour is back to jump on a train that left the station months ago! Mucktup, Slasher and Kenntucky have dropped into a hostile and unknown battleground, surrounded at all sides by a group of bloodthirsty silver-spooners and the only things they have to stay alive is their resourcefulness, their survival skills, and the entire power of the cosmos in the body of a space-cocaine addicted holy-man! I’m sure he’ll keep it under wraps…well… as long as everyone does their part, they are sure to return to the party as the Battle Royale champions, but listener beware, there are more than just old men to worry about hidden in the brush. So grab your V-Bucks and don’t forget to dance, because the Adventurific Radio Hour has returned and back home, we got a little saying, “We’re from Absolom Station and we say, “Kill ‘em all!””
TFTL: Episode 14 – Fall of the Prankster’s Moon
Fri, 09 Nov 2018 06:01:10 +0000
What was once a simple small town carnival to celebrate the coming of a bountiful harvest and the Halloween season, has quickly revealed itself to be something much more sinister. As the flames from the cult grow higher out in the corn field, the rest of the kids turn their attention to the Old DeRoock Farmhouse at the top of the hill. What horrifying secrets will be revealed from inside that ominous place and what hell awaits the Gang once they step back outside? Will these kids be able to overcome the evil they face, or will their souls be forever join those trapped in our realm? Creep along with the ghouls and ghosts of Adventurific, this week as we wrap up our Halloween Special with a finale no one in Moody River will ever forget!
TFTL: Episode 13 – The Halloween Harvest
Fri, 02 Nov 2018 05:01:09 +0000
A crisp breeze, the colors changing all around you, that small whisper in your ear signaling the demons hidden from sight that will soon stalk the earth, it must be time for small town of Moody River to once again celebrate the coming of All Hallow’s Eve! Come along this week as our local group of valiant youths head to The Halloween Harvest, the annual festival to celebrate the autumn season and all things bountiful! It’s sure to be a chilling good time, but with like most things in this small Minnesota town, untold horrors and perplexing mysteries are lingering over the entire Festival. What awaits the kids as they venture forth into the grounds, and is it an omen to something far worse? Grab some corn and say your prayers, because this week, Adventurific can’t save you from what goes bump in the night!
Casefile: 37-MR-89-4278 (MRRM OCT21 T.DEROOCK)
Fri, 26 Oct 2018 05:01:36 +0000
An early morning radio show (MRRM) was one of the first systems to come back once the electric interference was over. A local man was appearing on the show for some sort of poetry segment (THOMAS DEROOCK), but after searching the database, we have no record of this man existing. The host (DANIEL LADDER) seemed to recognize him, but Mr. Ladder has not been questioned yet on account that he hasn’t been seen since. Our old friend, Teddy Bordeaux, was also at that station that morning, but when asked about the incident, he proceeded to pull the officers pants down and call him a “Biscuit-Head” before running into traffic. Probably going to let this case go…
Casefile: 36-MR-89-4242 (MRRM OCT21)
Fri, 19 Oct 2018 05:01:25 +0000
On the early morning of Oct. 21st, there were reports of strange electric interference all over town. Traffic lights, car engines, kitchen appliances, pace makers, and all sorts of random items started malfunctioning, It only lasted a few minutes. The strange thing was the power grid wasn't effected, it didn't fail or surge, only the items themselves had issues. We will continue to investigate.
Starfinder: Episode 35 – Always Thank the Bus Driver
Fri, 12 Oct 2018 05:01:48 +0000
After a perpetually updating Windows 10 destroyed what was to be considered the greatest Starfinder Podcast in human history, the Adventurific Radio Hour returns this week in all its [COMPLIMENT_SYN_MISSING] glory! The Squad has successfully mingled with all the snobs, silver spooners, and trust fund babies of the Cardigan Club. The time has come for them to formulate a plan to actually kill the old bastards, but with The Hunt quickly approaching, it may require multiple tactics to get the job done successfully. While one plan requires [PLAYER_NAME_NOTFOUND] to do what they do best, the other will ask [PLAYER_NAME_NOTFOUND] to sell out harder than anyone has ever sold out before! So grab your [INCORRECT_OBJECT] and make the [NO_JOKE_LOADED] because this week, it’s [EVENT_TRIGGER_FAILED] and it’s only going down from [PODCAST_DESCRIPTION_FAILED]
Starfinder: Episode 34 – Posh AF
Fri, 05 Oct 2018 05:01:13 +0000
Pull up your rare, endangered Zeruka fur lined Chaise lounge and have one of those dirty servants open the finest bottle of Whis-kay because it’s time for a brand new episode of the Adventurific Radio Hour! The Squad have just returned from one of the most dangerous missions of their lives, and have received an even MORE dangerous mission; parenthood! Also, they’ve been asked to kill the head of a rival weapons company, but hey, what else is new? Now everyone is getting into costume and going undercover at the swankiest party in the galaxy in order to learn as much as they can about their target. One of the things they find, and must do to not blow their cover, may involve acts not everyone in the group are totally comfortable with! Let’s just say SOMEONE should have picked a better disguise than “Nanny”. It may not always be the most appropriate show in town, but it’s always a class act, this week on Adventurific!
Starfinder: Episode 33 – Baby on Board
Fri, 28 Sep 2018 05:01:30 +0000
They say that the birth of a child is one of the most magical moments to experience, but APPARENTLY somebody forgot to tell that to the intrepid squad of the Nostrovia because CLANK’s brand new bundle of cosmic joy has everyone at odds! Join us this week as CLANK and Muck figure out the best way to fire an infant out of an airlock, Kenntucky tries to spin an orphan into positive press, and the rest of the crew just struggle to make sense out of all this! It’s enough maternal chaos and parental bickering to fill an entire season of “Dr. Xzsuda’s Genealogy Judgement Court and Slaughterdome”, but without all that hugging bullshit! Grab a bottle and fill it with whiskey, this week on Adventurific!
Starfinder: Episode 32 – Gastrointestinal Beatdown
Fri, 21 Sep 2018 05:01:37 +0000
Most doctors study for years and train for decades to master the craft of invasive surgery, mostly because it takes careful consideration and a delicate hand to remove the most problematic invaders without harming the host. Here at Adventurific, we say “That’s all a bunch of bullshit”, so we just build a chainsaw wielding mech and hack at the sonuvabitch until it all gets figured out. Join us this week as our expertly trained surgical team of Slasher and Mucktup continue the delicate process of removing the gelatinous parasite from the whale, and because none of this is ever as simple as it could be, the rest of the team braces itself for whatever deadly creature it will soon become. Do they have the skills necessary to properly expel the beast from the poor Space Whale or will the Squad become the next unwilling hosts to this extraterrestrial bacterium? Whatever the case, just take two on a full stomach and call us in the morning, because this week, Adventurific is just what the doctor ordered! (WARNING: Do NOT ingest if pregnant, sensitive to flashing lights, or susceptible to mind control!)
Starfinder: Episode 31 – Teamwork Makes the Spleen Work
Fri, 14 Sep 2018 05:01:34 +0000
When a massive space whale that has the uncanny ability to swallow cities whole develops a strange blockage in its lower intestine, most people would put the beast down or just be digested, on account of being eaten. However, the intrepid crew of the Nostrovia is not most people, they’re way worse! Follow along this week as the Squad gets to work on the plan to remove the mysterious blockage in the Space Whale’s intestine using nothing more than their wits, their charisma, and a few lucky rolls! Will they be able to craft the tools necessary to save this monumental creature or is the Whale going downhill fast and taking our Squad with it? Find out this week on Adventurific, remember, we have the tools and we have the talent! Well…maybe not that much talent and we are down a man…so… just forget I said anything.
Starfinder: Episode 30 – Team Fire and Ice 2.0 Revelations
Fri, 07 Sep 2018 05:01:53 +0000
After last week’s slight detour to Duke’s past, we return to the belly of the beast to check in with the rest of the Squad to see how their unfathomable intestinal odyssey is coming along. Here’s a hint; poorly. Follow us this week as these gastric stowaways band together to discover what ails the giant space whale and become closer friends as a result...then listen to Duke mope and pout, like a bitch. It’s very unlike him, but once you start digging through a whale’s Intestines, all rules are off. Grab that flamethrower and pop open a cold one, cause this week, Adventurific is blasting straight through the jejunum! Editor's Note: There were technically difficulties with Erik's microphone that were not discovered until after recording...which is especially ironic considering this week's feedback. Welp. What can you do?
Duke Wellington and the Case of the Gumball Machine Massacre
Fri, 31 Aug 2018 05:01:53 +0000
A broken candy machine, a faceless body, a dame with a secret; all these things can cause any man more than a lifetime of problems, but for the one and only Duke Wellington, it’s just another day at the office. Join us this week as we dive into a past case of the galaxy’s horniest detective as he deals with an almost too eager partner, a dancer with loose lips and a couple of shady bruisers looking to take a few chunks out of The Duke’s hide. And all of this over a few spilled gumballs, who would have guessed? Pour yourself a stiff one and change that filter to black and white, because this week, Adventurific is getting film noir all over your asses!
Starfinder: Episode 29 – Whaling and Moaning
Wed, 22 Aug 2018 05:01:08 +0000
Great, just great. All the Squad wanted to do was have a fun day out at the race track, maybe have some laughs, drink some drinks, win a trophy, but no, something as ridiculous and cataclysmic as a flying space whale would show up and devour literally everything and put an end to such a nice vacation. To make matters worse, SOMEBODY (i.e. Kenntucky) has had the grand old idea to fly back INTO the whale! Mutiny? Mutiny. What insane hell will they find inside the belly of the beast? Is there anyone even left alive to be saved? Who knows, but it’s probably going to be something really gross and totally not plot crucial…just saying. Grab the Pepto and toss back some antacids because this week, Adventurific has got just the cure for those rumblie tumblies!
Starfinder: Episode 28 – Drop the Clutch
Wed, 15 Aug 2018 05:01:34 +0000
After all that hype, all that effort, all the blood, sweat, and tears that the Squad put into preparing for Big Mama’s race...Duke had to go and shit the bed. Now he and Mucktup are rocketing towards certain death at the hands (or more specifically, the gnashing teeth) of a mysterious, monstrous, and most certainly hungry screaming mouth in the sky! Will Kenntucky and Nostrovia be able to reach them in time? Do the rest of our heroes even know what horrors await them over the horizon? The checkered flag has been waved, but there are no winners, this week on Adventurific!
5e: Episode 3 – Arabian Fights
Wed, 08 Aug 2018 05:01:26 +0000
With the men and women of Adventurific taking a week to recharge, celebrate the sanctity of marriage, and, in Erik’s case, escape Alcatraz, our typical Starfinder adventure will have to wait. However, we ‘d hate to leave the listeners hanging, so we proudly present the next episode in D.M. Dom’s Birthday D&D Adventure Extravaganza! Follow along this week as the Group meets an old friend from the past, discovers what the mysterious runes around their necks actually do, and watch Mad Jack spew out more than just hurtful words! It’s a rip-roaring, fantasy hoopla, but with more blood… or maybe less, we don’t know how YOU play D&D…you monster.
Starfinder: Episode 27 – It’s a Race Thing
Wed, 01 Aug 2018 05:01:49 +0000
Fuel up those trans-dimensional light skippers and crack open an ice cold twelver because on this week’s Adventurific Radio Hour, it’s Race Day! Yes, we’ve finally made it to the opening ceremony and Duke is ABSOLUTELY ready to lay his life on the line and go mono-e-mono with some of the top pilots in the galaxy! Will the Duke successfully out duke the competition and become the newest champion of Big Mama Planet, or will his name be forever etched on the Wall of Fallen Racers? It’s pedal to the metal with a new brand episode that stays in the red, this week on Adventurific!
Starfinder: Episode 26 – Listen All Y’all, Its a Sabotage!
Wed, 25 Jul 2018 05:01:26 +0000
We are on the final stretch before Big Mamma’s Big Race day, so what does the Squad spend their precious time doing? Tuning up their machine for maximum performance? Learning the course to get the edge on the competition? DRINKING WATER? Screw all that, this is Adventurific we are talking about here, so of course, there’s an ungodly amount of underhanded backstabbing, treacherous sabotage, and lies upon lies upon lies! Nobody is safe from all this trickery, not even themselves! So, so, so, so listen up, 'cause you can't say nothin', you’ll download our show with a push of your button. Oh my god, its a mirage! I'm tellin' all y'all, it's The Adventurific Radio Hour…Sorry, I’ll stop now…
Starfinder: Episode 25 – Winners Don’t Do Drugs
Wed, 18 Jul 2018 05:27:10 +0000
After last week’s special D&Diversion, we return to the stars to check in on the galaxy’s greatest group of liars. The Squad had just made the startling realization that the woman responsible for the job that brought them all together, had survived the attack on The Bar and the resulting explosion that destroyed it. I’m sure she will have plenty of answers to all the questions...if these idiots will stop bickering with each other long enough to ask them. It’s a roller-coaster of misinformation and tangents, this week on the Adventurific Radio Hour!
Wed, 11 Jul 2018 05:01:25 +0000
What happens when Josh forgets to give Nick an episode description? Who knows what future punishments are in store! This week we roll initiative, find out how fast a five foot tall, two hundred pound, flobweeb farmer can run, and try to figure out more of the Oracle's game. Will the DM shaft our heroes, or will his dice rolls come up short? That's a 50dkp minus, this week on Adventurific!
Wed, 04 Jul 2018 05:01:53 +0000
Let’s take a step back to Adventurific’s humble beginnings and celebrate the birth of our magical Dungeon Master Dom with another high flying, gut punching, no holds bared Dungeons and Dragons play-through! Things are a bit different this time, with Dom finally stepping into the role of player and that jerk ass Nick taking over as the ruler of all things game. Will Nick murder us all as some sort of sick revenge fantasy, or will this newest set of heroes go further than any before?! It’s going to be bananas, but not too much monkey business, this week on Adventurific!
Kenntucky Backdrop’s Church of the Dark Unknown Daytime Power Hour [DEMO/NOT FOR RELEASE]
Wed, 27 Jun 2018 05:01:59 +0000
When an unfortunate scheduling error has kept our players from getting together for an actual episode, Erik and Josh took up the mantel and scrubbed through hours of Nostrovia’s Security footage to see what our heroes are up to outside of work. After cutting out 461 hours of a nude Duke, they came across a relic from Kenntucky’s past, an old Pilot from when he first attempted to get his church off the ground! Hope you enjoy, and we will be back next week for more Adventurific Radio Hour! Special thanks to @jakeneamy , @Irrellaphant, and @immostlynick for their amazing voice acting!
Starfinder: Episode 24 – Get Your Ship Together
Wed, 20 Jun 2018 05:01:31 +0000
Negotiations with the enemy are over and the entire Squad is back together, so this week it’s time to dive into a brand new scheme to find the Screaming Mouth in Space! The twin suns are rising above Big Mama; a lawless planet, a planet full of gear monkeys, pit crews and the hungriest racers, all looking for their shot at becoming the next big starspeeder racing champion; and of course, your favorite Squad of unqualified morons are sure as shit going headlong into a sport that eats amateurs for breakfast. But first, we gotta meet the woman in charge, and hopefully, make a good impression. I’d hate to get banned from a hobby before Duke can die horribly attempting it. Smell the dinitrogen tetroxide in the air and you’re off to the races, this week on Adventurific!
Starfinder: Episode 23 – Down Home Dusty Deal
Wed, 13 Jun 2018 05:01:44 +0000
After a disastrous stakeout attempt, the two best characters in the show have been kidnapped by the despicable arms dealers of the Moocher Organization. Now it’s up to the rest of the Squad to sack up and stage a rescue op! Will they commit to the tropes and go in guns blazing, or take the higher ground and roll some slick ass disguise and sneak checks? Well, no matter what happens, it’s going one hell of a rootin’, tootin’, big gun shootin’ good time! Grab the big broom and start sweeping, this week’s Adventurific is sick of all this god dang DUST!
Starfinder: Episode 22 – 1-900-490-FREAK
Wed, 06 Jun 2018 05:01:21 +0000
It’s been one HELL of a Kuthoraxian mating cycle, but the Adventurific Radio Hour is back and this week we have all sorts of freaky shit going on! The investigation into the Cult of Meat and Screams has led our heroes into the seediest parts of Absalom Station in search of clues. The molar of a grotesque Man-Cat…thing has given them their first real lead: a band of thugs known as the Moocher Organization. Things REALLY heat up as Duke goes into full on stake out mode and the rest just show up when the action gets good...and trust me, it gets good. Lock those doors and get plenty of fluids because this week, the Adventurific Radio Hour may cause dry mouth, sore sides, sweating, and hallucinations!
Starfinder: Episode 21 – Steven Safari and The Back Alley Harikiri
Wed, 30 May 2018 05:01:15 +0000
We’ve had a bit of a break, but the Adventurific Radio Hour is back! Join us this week as the Squad begins the investigation into the Cult of Meat and Screams with some good old fashioned undercover detective work that will take them to the seediest place on Absalom Station…the south side! And if that didn’t send your Biotech Omniflex Arti-heart into maximum stress mode, there’s actual, physical COMBAT! Holy tube-socks, we are not messing around! It’s a pants switching, gender bending episode with a little “Weekend at Bernie’s" on the side that you’ll be glad has no Erik branded sound effects, this week on the Adventurific Radio Hour!
Starfinder: Episode 20 – Crack Open a Twelver
Wed, 16 May 2018 05:01:04 +0000
Strap in Adventurnauts, its time, once again, to set sail into the stars and explore the Great Unknown because Season 2 of our Starfinder campaign starts now! After being gifted the largest broadcasting company on Absalom Station by the greatest evil in the universe, the Squad finds themselves trying to adjust to the white collar, corporate lifestyle. However, when Kenntucky accidentally receives a call from a wrong number, everyone is tossed back into an investigation of a mysterious local cult that goes way deeper than anyone could have ever imagined! It’s one hell of a season premiere, especially when everyone around could be a member, and they are all out for blood! New friendships are discovered and old ones are put to the test, this week on the Adventurific Radio Hour!
TFTL: Episode 12 – The More, The Dairy-er
Wed, 09 May 2018 05:01:53 +0000
It all started with a couple of friends skipping school to catch a glimpse at a real dead body, and not even 24 hours later, a city wide conspiracy involving mind controlling nano-bots, milk worshiping cultist, and a flying grocery store have all become common place in this small Minnesota town! Listen in as the Gang must quickly get their bearings aboard the dairy fairing vessel and promptly develop a plan to stop the diabolical Wagner before he can release robotic hell all over Moody River! It’s not going to be easy, but with this particular group of deviants, nothing ever is. Come along, one last time, for the action packed finale to our seasonal Tales from the Loop adventure, this week on Adventurific!
TFTL: Episode 11 – Full Blown Arson
Wed, 02 May 2018 05:01:03 +0000
When your basic weird kid from school turns into a homicidal slave by way of mind control robots, you know that things around town have gone from bad to worse! Check in on the Tales Gang this week as they gather some much needed info from a new friend, Teddy checks something off his vandalism bucket list, and everyone ends up in the last place they ever expected! Trust me; no matter how overboard we go, you’re going to want to stick around for this penultimate episode of our Tales from the Loop spring play through, this week on Adventurific!
TFTL: Episode 10 – A Head of the Game
Wed, 25 Apr 2018 05:01:46 +0000
Who knew a bunch of rambunctious children would be so adept at corporate undercover work, but it’s pretty obvious that the Moody River Police would only send in their best and brightest, right? RIGHT?! Join the Tales Gang this week as they continue exploring the Microlex facility in search for the answers behind the gruesome killing of the mad scientist Lena and hopefully track down her homicidal robot murderer before it strikes again! It’s going to take a lot of work, let’s just hope the Gang doesn’t get bored and go play Kickball instead. So, strap on those PF Flyers and limber up those legs because this week, Adventurific is running the bases!
TFTL: Episode 9 – Working Class Zero
Wed, 18 Apr 2018 05:01:00 +0000
You know that the police are really desperate when they have to call in children to assist in a murder investigation, but in all honesty, who better to go undercover at a Robotics factory than Moody River’s favorite group of devious youngsters? Follow along as the Gang attempts to blend in at MicroLex, gather clues to who our mysterious victim was, and search for answers behind what really transpired behind the lighthouse at the top of the bluff. Can the Gang unwrap the tangled web that is being laid out in front of them, or will this case go cold in the early Spring chill? It’s time to clock in because this week, Adventurific is working the 9 to 5!
Leave a Message After the Beep
Wed, 11 Apr 2018 05:01:41 +0000
It looks like the Moody River Gang won't be able to make it this week, but we figured that it's best you hear it from them. I'm sure they have some pretty decent excuses. We promise they will be back next week, all ready to solve the mystery of why Teddy's grandma can't remember what a pizza is, and the thing about the dead body.
TFTL: Episode 8 – Here Comes the Fuzz
Wed, 04 Apr 2018 05:01:12 +0000
Spring is in the air. The flowers are blooming, the birds are chirping, and the bodies are already starting to pile up, and of course, your favorite gang of miscreants from Moody River are already somehow involved! Now, the unrelenting arm of the law has followed them to the mysterious lighthouse in the woods and the gang is going to forge some unlikely alliances in order stay out of juvie and stop the killer before he or she strikes again! Nothing says "April Fools" like a freshly strangled corpse and no one says "we're sorry" like we do...this week on Adventurific!
Starfinder: Episode 20 – Somebody Dies in This One
Wed, 28 Mar 2018 05:01:52 +0000
The Episode you are about to listen to is not for the faint of heart, Here within, lies only pain and anguish. I am warning you now, Stop what you are doing and turn back! Inside this episode, warriors fall, worlds crumble, and Soldiers of Evil trample all that stands in their way. Absalom Station will never be the same. Listen to me, before it’s too late I cannot stop the brave, but I can warn them this… Everything you know is about to change.
Starfinder: Episode 19 – Karkov Bad
Wed, 21 Mar 2018 05:01:27 +0000
Who knew that when the Squad stood toe to toe with the Mysterious and Deadly Red Guy that they would walk away the new owners of the largest corporation on Absalom Station! It may sound like a horrible idea that will only end in financial ruin, but don’t worry, the Squad has a proper business plan that totally doesn’t involve anything like over-drinking, dictatorships, or Mucktup in control of a time altering super weapon! Drunk on power and in our player’s cases, beer, things are about to go from bad to a complete and utter shit show almost instantaneously! Have your assistant grab you a coffee and cancel all your meetings, because Adventurific is ready for a hostile takeover!
Starfinder: Episode 18 – Just Beecause
Wed, 14 Mar 2018 05:01:09 +0000
After all the struggle, fighting, and murder the Squad went through to survive “Hey, Don’t Get Your Friend Killed”, they were not expecting it to end with a make out session between Kenntucky and their greatest foe, The Red Guy! And while that may have been quite the shocker, they certainly weren’t expecting an offer from the most dangerous man in the galaxy so tantalizing that it turns their entire mission on its head! Will this new series of events prove to be too much for the Squad to handle, or is it a new era of prosperity for Absalom Station? Hint: It’ll just end in more chaos, trust me. This is truly a strange turn of events, but when it comes to “strange”, Adventurific is only getting started!
Starfinder: Episode 17 – Strike the Set
Wed, 07 Mar 2018 06:01:11 +0000
Strap into your favorite Glovorian, heat-treated, relaxation sphere because this week’s season finale of “Hey, Don’t Get Your Friend Killed!” will certainly be cemented as the single greatest episode of any sociopathic reality television show since “Eat This Grenade!” It’s coming down to the wire for the remaining members of the Squad as Kenntucky and CLANK dig in to find the final few keys to free Mucktup! However, just as things seem to be going their way, the show turns up the heat to a furious level and things start going downhill fast! Will they pull ahead, or will Mucktup’s final moments be broadcast for the whole galaxy to see? All we can say is it will certainly be entertaining! It’s a nonstop thrill ride to the end, with ACTION, SUSPENCE, HORROR, and ROMANCE, all in this week’s episode of Adventurific!
Starfinder: Episode 16 – “Hammocking” at It’s Finest
Wed, 28 Feb 2018 06:01:19 +0000
Pass the industrial grade nutrient laden food paste and turn the channel to 26079 because its time for another chapter in the fight for Mucktup’s life on “Hey, Don’t Get Your Friend Killed!” This week, things really begin heating up for the Squad as their challenges become more intense, their attackers get more vicious, and the stakes reach a new height of precariousness. Will they make it out of this AV hell alive, or will their season getting cancelled prematurely? It’s the mid-season sweeps and the only thing the audience seems to respond to is complete and udder mayhem...and we got that in spades, this week on Adventurific!
Starfinder: Episode 15 – More Verite, Less Woodshedding
Wed, 21 Feb 2018 06:01:13 +0000
Put the hatchlings to bed and re-tune your Glorbtube enabled holo-visors because it’s time for another installment of the hottest game show in Absalom Station: “Hey, Don’t Get Your Friend Killed”! The hunt for the keys rages on with Mucktup bursting a drum, Kenntucky carrying a dead weight, CLANK hanging in there, Duke being sent to the dog house, Max getting roasted, and Slasher making one hell of a mess! With this much drama and violence, what we are doing should be considered illegal! (We were informed by our lawyers that we need to LEGALLY remind you that this show IS, in fact, highly ILLEGAL.) So, prime that A-Roll and bump that B-Roll, because it’s only gold, this week on Adventurific!
Starfinder: Episode 14 – One Up/Many Down
Wed, 14 Feb 2018 06:01:47 +0000
Grab a bowl of freshly squeezed Flobbcorn and pull up your favorite status pod (with the external entertainment module installed) because Nostrovia’s own ragtag group of assholes are the newest contestants on Absalom Station’s most loved game show: “Hey! Don’t Get Your Friend Killed!” The clock is ticking down for Mucktup and it’s up to the remaining Squad to journey through their respective obstacle courses to find the keys to his cell. Can they overcome the challenges set before them or will the Robotic Felines, Gimp Pursuers, Demanding Judges, and Flesh Hungry Savages prove to be too much? Don’t forget your mark and remember to enunciate your lines, because on this week’s Adventurific, it’s showtime!
Starfinder: Episode 13 – Red Light and Bell
Wed, 07 Feb 2018 06:01:38 +0000
What do you do when an over-bearing, authoritarian corporation places itself in charge of a once thriving space station and takes your second best mechanic prisoner? You do what's right by gathering your best team, marching over to their headquarters in the middle of the city, and making them pay for what they've done! Well, this is Adventurific, so it'll most likely end with a few misread social cues, a babushka with sticky fingers, and a finale so strange, it defies all logic and sanity. It's a brand new episode of Adventurific and this week, they need you to enter, stage left!
Starfinder: Episode 12 – Window Chopping
Wed, 31 Jan 2018 06:01:31 +0000
It's been a busy first day aboard the great Absalom station with each team getting into their own brand of tomfoolery, but it's about time something actually gets done! Check in on Max as he wreaks havoc on an unsuspecting Shop, Duke, CLANK, and Kenntucky as they attempt to blend into a crowd of drunks, Mucktup as he discovers why the 14th amendment is so important, and Slasher as she...well, she does Slasher. Come along because Adventurific is making their way downtown, moving fast, faces pass, we're download bound.
Starfinder: Episode 11 – Max’s Big Adventure
Wed, 24 Jan 2018 06:01:08 +0000
WARNING: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SOME GROSS SHIT THAT MAY BE CONSIDERED VERY GROSS. What happens when a mind bending, social networking sociopath puts on the Captain's hat and decides to make some big decisions? Here's a hint, it involves a lot of back stabbing, rodent thralldom, and a very, VERY strange sounding Slasher. We are down a player, but we make it up shit creek without a paddle, this week on Adventurific!
Starfinder: Episode 10 – Junkyard Wars
Wed, 17 Jan 2018 06:01:58 +0000
The clock is ticking and its time for some good old fashioned party splitting! This week, part of the Squad leaves the safety of the quarantine zone to find the parts needed to disguise Nostrovia, and where's a better place to start than the Absalom Station junkyard? As they sift through the piles of refuse discarded by the station's many residents, CLANK takes a stroll down memory lane, Duke discovers a new form of stimulation, and Kenntucky finally does something cool...all while being blissfully unaware that the junkyard is home to much more than just used needles and old nudie mags. Strap on those gas masks and bring along the antiseptic, this week Adventurific is getting dirty!
Starfinder: Episode 9 – Best Laid Plans
Wed, 10 Jan 2018 06:01:31 +0000
When it comes to destroying an innocent kingdom's castle and shooting two of their horses in the face, the saying "cooler heads prevail" doesn't really come to mind, but this week, that all changes. It's time for a quick breather, and the Squad is taking this moment to plot out an actual course of action! Follow along as they discuss where to head to next, mend some fences, and work out a few possible solutions to the impending confrontation with the mysterious Red Guy! It's the episode Aaron Sorkin would be proud of, but with a lot less set transitions, only on this week's Adventurific!
Starfinder: Episode 8 – The Harder They Fall
Wed, 03 Jan 2018 09:05:04 +0000
It's mayhem this week as the team tries to rebuild the damaged Nostrovia, put Mucktup's bones back into their correct positions, calm Duke down after his run in with an all powerful gentleman, and all while dealing with more of Max's cocky attitude. Only Max Mozilla could strut into a town, assault the guards, get arrested, and still make it seem like it's your fault. It's total disarray, this week on Adventurific!
TFTL: Episode 7 – A Very Moody Christmas
Mon, 25 Dec 2017 06:01:23 +0000
The presents are wrapped and the stockings are hung, Which means Christmas Time in Moody River has certainly begun! The townsfolk are cheering and having a ball, And your favorite rapscallions are up at the mall Trying to meet Santa is their one desire But soon, things in town will get exceedingly dire The gifts are all missing and the ornaments are wrecked How can anyone have fun with these halls all un-decked? To put things right and bring back the cheer Our favorite school kids must stand and persevere! Can the Gang solve this session’s transgression? Or will festivities end in depression? Follow along listener, it’s going to be a blast Only on this week ‘s Adventurific Podcast!
Starfinder: Episode 7 – Red Guy? More Like Dead Guy
Wed, 20 Dec 2017 06:01:24 +0000
The twists are getting more intense as the Squad learns a very harsh lesson about the consequences of their choices when a mysterious figure tears his way aboard the Nostrovia looking to reclaim his shipment of zombification drugs. Luckily, Mucktup's quick thinking prevented the poison from falling into the wrong hands...but at what cost? Our mysterious new friend isn't done yet, as he gets a hold of another one of our heroes, and makes a proposal that could end this adventure before it began! Listen up this week because Adventurific can't worm it's way out of this one!
Starfinder: Episode 6 – Pretzel Boy
Wed, 13 Dec 2017 06:01:31 +0000
With the Bar gone, the crew losing their pay day, and Nostrovia needing some serious repairs, it's time to make a pit stop on an uncivilized planet! First observations seem peaceful enough, but the group decides to split the party in order to explore this new environment. A strange electronic signal, a mysterious settlement, and the aforementioned repairs all grab the attentions of the different teams, and each are hellbent on discovering what secrets...and dangers await them. It's all about twists and turns, this week on Adventurific!
Starfinder: Episode 5 – Here’s the Deal
Wed, 06 Dec 2017 06:01:33 +0000
Riding high from their first encounter with space combat, the Squad return to the Bar to collect their payment for a job well done! However, when a massive error in communication leads the Squad back into the harsh emptiness of the cosmos, the Dealer may come to find himself as the only hope of survival. Only cooler heads will prevail in this delicate negotiation, but Kenntucky and his itchy trigger finger may have other plans. Meanwhile, Max Mozilla sees an opportunity to push his brand to the next level, and you bet your ass he's going to take it. Strap on those hockey pads, because this week, Adventurific goes weak at the knees.
Starfinder: Episode 4 – Wing It Commander
Wed, 29 Nov 2017 06:01:13 +0000
After boarding the Nostrovia and capturing the Dealer, the Squad turns back to the Bar to collect their lucrative payday! However, nothing is ever as simple as it seems in deep space, and what starts as a straightforward voyage to safety soon becomes a crash course in galactic warfare! Do these bollixed scofflaws have what it takes to master the controls and stay alive, or will they fair as well as the Nostrovia's last crew and end up bereft of life? Charge the cannons and brace for impact, this week Adventurific mans the battle stations!
Starfinder: Episode 3 – A Bridge Over Fuddled Waters
Wed, 22 Nov 2017 06:01:07 +0000
Check your deep space atomic clocks, Adventurnauts, because another heart pounding episode of the Adventurific Radio Hour has arrived! This week, the Squad continues their search of the seemingly abandoned Nostrovia, but when the mangled remains of the crew begin advancing, they must work quickly to find the Dealer before the unnerving ranks of the undead overtake them! Will the Squad, with their heads intact, make it back to the Bar with their target, or will they join the sea of bodies floating in darkness of deep space? This week, Adventurific gets locked, loaded, and holy ghosted.
Starfinder: Episode 2 – Meet & Greet Aboard the Meat Lashed Fleet
Wed, 15 Nov 2017 06:01:23 +0000
With the Squad fully assembled and mostly sober, it's about time to tackle their very first mission...finding the whereabouts of a mysterious conveyor known only as "The Dealer". But with the only lead an abandoned transport vessel that has taken heavy damage, finding the target will quickly become a fight for life and death...with death already in the lead! It's the episode you won't want to miss, as this week, Adventurific lacerates the competition!
Starfinder: Episode 1 – To Infinity
Wed, 08 Nov 2017 06:01:40 +0000
Strap on those heavy boots and pressurize the cabin because we've reached the next great frontier. It's called the Adventurific Radio Hour! Join us as we take the first steps into Starfinder, introduce The Next Generation of heroes, and maybe create a little bit of mischief along the way. All that and more! This week, Adventurific shoots for the moon...and lands among the stars.
TFTL: Episode 6 – Strangers’ Things
Mon, 30 Oct 2017 05:01:55 +0000
It's Halloween time in Moody River and the Gang is excited to hit the neighborhood trick or treating, hoping to collect those highly coveted king sized candy bars! However, a mysterious new kid and a strange house at the end of the block will lead our group into the most dangerous Halloween party ever, and if things don't go their way, maybe into Hell itself! This week, Adventurific faces off with Fear!
Mon, 23 Oct 2017 05:01:19 +0000
It's been an explosive day in Moody River but after a quick nap and a hearty meal, the Gang is ready to confront the diabolical craftsman behind the mind controlling cylinder that has ensnared all of the adults! Follow us this week as your favorite rambunctious youths frantically work to piece together the clues and save the town from falling into utter chaos. This week, Adventurific faces its fears and stands for what is right!
TFTL: Episode 4 – Take A Nap, You’ll Feel Better
Mon, 16 Oct 2017 05:01:20 +0000
After an "eventful" romp in the woods, the Gang discover a few possible leads in the form of two cables trailing away from the cylinder that has abducted all the adults of Moody River. Will these cables provide the answers into the mysterious cylinder's origins or at least a way to shut down the infernal machine? No matter what happens, I'm sure it'll all blow up in their faces. Follow along this week as Adventurific goes through the drawers and makes some shocking discoveries!
TFTL: Episode 3 – Woodlands Wrestling Federation
Mon, 09 Oct 2017 05:01:27 +0000
Only in Moody River can a simple day back to school unfold into a citywide conspiracy involving disappearing adults, mysterious cylinders in the woods, and robotic fisherman hired as security guards. Follow along as the Gang digs deeper into strange happenings plaguing the town, and discover some things they wish they never saw. This week, Adventurific drops elbows and pants all in one glorious episode!
TFTL: Episode 2 – Back 2 School
Mon, 02 Oct 2017 05:01:43 +0000
Ring Ring! The school bell has rung and its time for Adventurific to start its first day with Tales from the Loop! There's just one problem: All of the faculty at Carl Sagan Middle School seemed to have mysteriously disappeared! As a wave of rambunctious behavior washes throughout the school, a small group of kids must band together to bring order and solve this peculiar predicament. Or they will just use this break of authority to have some good ol' unsupervised fun? Either way, this week, Adventurific is going to run in the halls and won't even give a crap!
TFTL: Episode 1 – Welcome to the Loop!
Mon, 25 Sep 2017 05:01:30 +0000
Welcome to the new era of Adventurific...that era being the radical 80's! Follow us this week as we introduce you to Tales from the Loop and all of the kids that will soon be at the center of some very peculiar mysteries, but hey, that's just another day in Moody River, MN. This week, Adventurific gets totally tubular!
Episode 31 – C:\EPILOGUE\TOMB2.EXE
Mon, 18 Sep 2017 05:01:29 +0000
The pressure is building and The Tomb of Horrors continues to challenge the Team with some of the worst dangers and traps in the book...and it's going to take everything the Team has to beat Ace at his own game! So join us as Buckthurn makes a shocking discovery, Pooprat turns up the heat, and Ms. Sunshine bears all. Grab your Power Glove and put up your quarter because this week, Adventurific goes for the High Score!
Episode 30 – C:\EPILOGUE\TOMB.EXE
Mon, 11 Sep 2017 05:01:51 +0000
After saving the universe from total destruction it's time for a well deserved break, but instead of grubbin' on some corn dogs and soaking up the sun the Team accept Ace's challenge to play a brand new virtual reality game! Can the Team overcome the Horrors of this virtual Tomb, or will Ace's name remain on the top of the leaderboard? This week, Adventurific gets hacked into the mainframe!
Mon, 04 Sep 2017 09:12:25 +0000
It's all come down to this, The Team has scaled the tower and are about to enter the final battle for the fate of the universe. Can they stop the greatest evil to have ever existed or will everything they've ever known fall to the wrath of the Demogorgon? Prepare for some fierce thaumaturgy, intense dimension swapping action, and emotional reunions as our first season of Adventurific draws to it's explosive conclusion!
Episode 28 – Knob Hill Winery Presents…
Mon, 28 Aug 2017 05:01:48 +0000
The Team have finally arrived at the Demogorgon's front door, but they are in no way prepared for the madness waiting for them! Will they be able to break into the fortress of pure evil? Maybe, but it may require a little help from a familiar face from Wankmen's past. Follow us this week for the ups, the downs and all arounds, only on Advenurific...sponsored by Knob Hill Winery.
Mon, 21 Aug 2017 05:01:46 +0000
All hands on deck! This week the Team takes the fight to the Sea of Evil itself, Jubilex, and with all the new toys courtesy of the Beholder there's no telling who or what will survive. With mech suits, card games, and the most useful Cleric ever, you listeners are in for one hell of a battle! This week, Adventurific gets resilient!
Mon, 14 Aug 2017 05:01:58 +0000
The Sea of Evil is writhing with hatred of all things good and the armies of the Underdark stand at the edges of the abyss waiting to push back any dangers that rise from the hellish depths. Meanwhile, a bunch of assholes on a flying boat argue among themselves about who's package is bigger. Follow us this week as the Team begins their assault on the Demogorgon's lair, and if I were you, I'd bring a towel, it's going to get messy. This week, Adventurific gets viscous!
Episode 25 – Beholder? I barely know her!
Mon, 07 Aug 2017 05:01:23 +0000
With the powers of the Dead seemingly now under the control of Spanner (or vice versa) the rest of the team finalize their plan to defeat the Demogorgon once and for all! Before they head out, however, Buckthurn decides to make one last call to an old business associate for some desperately needed extra firepower...a move that not everyone agrees with. So, grab your recently undead loved one and snuggle in tight! The final chapters of the Adventurific DnD campaign have begun!
Episode 24 – Heh Heh, You Said Wand
Mon, 31 Jul 2017 05:01:37 +0000
It's all come down to this, both the Team and the Crew have finally come together with the common goal of destroying the Demogorgon once and for all! It's going to take a miracle to but with Spanner still in the possession of the Wand of Orcus our heroes' chances practically drop to zero. Will this powerful tool split these adventurers apart or will the call for good band them together? This week, Adventurific gets cooperative!
Episode 23 – Everyone Loves Soup, Nobody Loves Tucker
Mon, 24 Jul 2017 05:01:29 +0000
When the corpses of the O.G. Adventurific team start raining from the sky around Frosty Hole the Gamma Crew quickly gathers La Resistance! and heads to the surface to investigate. But with Graz'zt and his new boy toy lingering nearby, things will quickly get out of hand and nobody is prepared for what they discover. This week Adventurific welcomes the macabre.
Episode 22 – The Deaf Leading the Dumb
Mon, 17 Jul 2017 05:01:40 +0000
After narrowly stopping the mad warlock Chemosh from starting his deadly machine...Spanner proceeds to turn on the deadly machine. What hell awaits both sets of heroes as they struggle to make heads and tails of the soul swapping madness? Things start plummeting, this week on Adventurific!
Side Quest: Death House – Episode 3
Mon, 10 Jul 2017 05:01:00 +0000
With two hosts gone, the remaining Adventurnauts decide to embark on an official Adventurific Side Quest! New setting, new dangers, and new characters who can die with no lingering consequences! Don’t worry, we will be back to our regularly scheduled adventure shortly.
Side Quest: Death House – Episode 2
Mon, 03 Jul 2017 05:01:11 +0000
With two hosts gone, the remaining Adventurnauts decide to embark on an official Adventurific Side Quest! New setting, new dangers, and new characters who can die with no lingering consequences! Don’t worry, we will be back to our regularly scheduled adventure shortly.
Side Quest: Death House – Episode 1
Mon, 26 Jun 2017 05:01:01 +0000
With two hosts gone, the remaining Adventurnauts decide to embark on an official Adventurific Side Quest! New setting, new dangers, and new characters who can die with no lingering consequences! Don't worry, we will be back to our regularly scheduled adventure shortly.
Episode 21 – Spanner’s Big Adventure
Mon, 19 Jun 2017 05:01:03 +0000
A great evil from another dimension has taken over the moon and only one man can stop it, but after a unfortunate game of soul-roulette, that man is Spanner Shortshaft. Can Spanner, a vigilante, a dog, and a demi-god stop the wicked diabolist that stands in their way? They just might, but it will take some help in the form of dangerously futile advice from a familiar crew of morons. Like DC vs. Marvel, it's the Adventurific crossover every Advernturnaut has been waiting for!
Tue, 13 Jun 2017 05:01:42 +0000
Coming to you a day late because Nick is shit and forgot to post... Somewhere, across space and time, a familiar face awakens to find himself and his friends in a not-so familiar place. Stripped of everything they own, it's going to take a little help from some animal allies to set things straight and return the team to the far away land they call home. This week, Adventurific Spans all the way across the multiverse.
Episode 19 – The Consequences of Rubbing Dick Out in Public
Mon, 05 Jun 2017 05:01:02 +0000
After last week's sacrificial offing, the crew realizes they may have made a poor judgement call. So, they are righting that wrong and doing everything they can to bring Dick back to the land of the living that includes conversing with the elderly, fighting the elderly, and generally making more poor judgement calls. Also, when one of the players is missing, we call in a special guest to take his place. This week, Adventurific is getting...sued, we are getting so sued.
Episode 18 – Tingle in the Ring-le XVIII
Mon, 29 May 2017 05:01:00 +0000
The Crew has discovered a powerful ally that can aid them in their mission to slay the Demogorgon, but it's not all fun and games. With the Pooprat's mind in shambles and Norm on the verge of another breakdown, its going to take a few bold ideas (and perhaps some poor ones) to save the day. Listen as things get theological, this week on Adventurific!
Episode 17 – There is no Dick, Only Zuggtmoy
Mon, 22 May 2017 05:01:27 +0000
With the mushrooms disposed of, the crew makes their way to the location of the Portland Cowboy aka Dick Tingle. However, finding him leads to a lot more questions than answers. With one crew member hypnotized and another heavily inebriated, things are going to get resistant, this week on Adventurific!
Episode 16 – Mushroom for Improvement
Mon, 15 May 2017 05:01:43 +0000
After one hell of a heel turn, the Crew is back in their right minds...well, most of them. Dick's eclectic tastes and an aversion to fire will make him the next unwilling pawn in the fight to take control of the Underdark. Meanwhile, the crew takes a few moments to clear up the misunderstanding that cost Kennedy his life, and to learn how truly bad at stealth they really are. Things get defiant, this week on Adventurific!
Episode 15 – The Zapruder Recording
Mon, 08 May 2017 05:01:53 +0000
The Gamma Crew have successfully wrestled the Professor from the madness that plagued him, but evil that surrounds the Underdark isn't through yet! It will attempt to claim a few more feeble minds to control and these new puppets are not to be trifled with. Will the crew be able to prevent this psychic onslaught from pulling them apart or will evil finally triumph? No one is safe from the mental torture at the hands of the Demogorgon, this week on Adventurific!
Mon, 01 May 2017 05:01:47 +0000
While the hole is less frosty, the under has become much darker. The crew continues to follow the path of strange happenings right into the Underdark and after meeting a peaceful race of Flumpfs, their search for the Demogorgon leads them to a familiar danger that may cost them their sanity. You are in for a bloody good time, this week on Adventurific!
Mon, 24 Apr 2017 06:01:08 +0000
It's becoming clear that something unusual is happening to the citizens of Frosty Hole and the further the crew investigates, the stranger the mystery gets. Follow them this week as Kennedy fights back against the Elderly, Norm stands up to some local ruffians, and the Pooprat continues to drink with his smug sense of self-righteousness. Dinosaurs become the least of their concerns, this week on Adventurific!
Episode 12 – Are We Goin’ to the Pizza Store?!
Mon, 17 Apr 2017 06:01:35 +0000
The Gamma World crew is back in action! Their memories have been restored and they've been given the most important mission of their lives! Hold on tight, because it's off to a strangely familiar tundra to do battle with Evil Incarnate itself, however, an army of insane Jurassic farm animals are standing in their way and it's going to take everything the crew has to put these ultimate predators down for good! The dawning of a new age of Adventurific is here!
Mon, 10 Apr 2017 06:01:52 +0000
A great evil has awoken and dragged the team into darkness. Now, six new heroes of old must gather to stop the looming threat. However, the long journey to this plane has caused them great anguish, and it's going to take some familiar faces, an old shotgun and some cherry pie to replace the pieces of forgotten past. Things get nostalgic, this week on Adventurific! Now with new and improved audio!
Bonus Episode – The Gamma World Player’s Manual
Mon, 10 Apr 2017 05:59:22 +0000
Supplemental listening! Join the players as they introduce you to their Gamma World characters and catch you up on the backstory from that campaign.
Mon, 03 Apr 2017 05:14:58 +0000
It's been a long road but the team has finally made it into the temple. As they traverse deeper inside, the challenges become tougher, the creatures become more vicious, and prospects of space camp and a free bike fade away. Can the team overcome, or will their souls be lost forever? Looks like you may have to listen to find out...
Episode 9 – Defending Those Held
Mon, 27 Mar 2017 06:01:03 +0000
After a few confrontations with the mysterious ghost children of the Fog, the team reach the Temple, but as they take their first steps inside, it becomes clear that this temple is home to more dangers that anyone could have possibly imagined. Will the team make it out alive or will The Fog take a few more victims?
Mon, 20 Mar 2017 06:01:58 +0000
With the river crossed and Spanner located, the search for the mysterious temple in the center of the jungle continues, but the deeper the team treks, it becomes clear that there is more here than originally assumed. Only danger awaits...this time on Adventurific!
Episode 7 – Wankman Let Go of the Rope
Mon, 13 Mar 2017 06:01:47 +0000
After almost being eaten alive by a bean, the team finally begins the journey into the mysterious jungle at the edge of the desert. But with Raven a bear and Spanner oblivious, hidden dangers await our heroes at every corner. What secrets await in this land of the lost? You'll just have to listen to find out...
Mon, 06 Mar 2017 06:01:27 +0000
This week, before the excursion into the mysterious jungle, the team takes a moment to form a plan of attack. However, the term "curiosity killed the cat" is tested as our heroes turn a quick breakfast into a battle of life and death. Meanwhile, Spanner must make the ultimate choice; joining in on all the fun or suffering the consequences of leaving his room early. This is the episode that truly breaks new ground!
Mon, 27 Feb 2017 06:01:51 +0000
A massive threat is looming over this plane of existence, and our heroes must act quickly. However, in order to stop it, they will have to journey far away to a land that time forgot, meet some strangely familiar faces that Buckthurn has more in common with that he may wish, and get a little introspective (just for a moment).
Episode 4 – Unicycle Death Ride
Mon, 20 Feb 2017 06:01:01 +0000
With the House of Glass in ruins and the Eye of the Beholder returned to its rightful owner, the team takes a moment to discuss compensation, the worth of a soul, and what to do with one who betrays.
Episode 3 – All That Skitters Is Not Gold
Mon, 13 Feb 2017 05:22:41 +0000
As the team begins its descent into the vault, they soon find that everything may not be as it seems. Will the group escape the House of Glass alive or has their luck finally run out?
Mon, 13 Feb 2017 04:52:03 +0000
Pieces must quickly fall into place as the plan to steal back the Eye of the Beholder kicks into high gear. Can Raven retrieve the final key to the vault? Will Larry be able to pull off the show of a lifetime? Spoilers, sweetie...
Episode 1 – Getting Paid and Getting Laid
Mon, 13 Feb 2017 04:26:50 +0000
Our fearless adventurers continue with their plan for breaking into the vault deep beneath the House of Glass. Also a greased up gnome assaults a bunch of confused IT technicians.
Mon, 13 Feb 2017 03:34:14 +0000
Join the Adventurific crew as we recap the story so far. We'll introduce you to the main characters, plot points, and mishaps leading up to Episode 1 of the podcast!